oh how i miss being a kid

do you think after Ron and Hermione got out of the trapdoor and raised the alarm and were being patched up in the hospital wing

do you think they were given the most royal proud mama smackdown by McGonagall like “ how DARE you infiltrate a death maze you are ELEVEN and miss granger how on earth did you solve my chessboard i”

and hermione interjected like “oh professor it wasn’t me. i’m useless at chess. it was ron.”

and McGonagall turned to look at Ron Weasley in total amazement at this 11 yr old kid who had been pretty ordinary in all her classes but had apparently beaten her in death chess and he just shrugged like “rookie mistakes, professor. you made some rookie mistakes.”

in which jack and shitty accidentally date

based on a dream I had, I present: a short semi-fic about Jack and Shitty and their day-long, beautiful relationship.

Basically, this is what happens:

At a kegster during their freshmen year, in which Shitty is running around being the life of the party even though he’s a freshman, Jack is also in attendance– talking to Berger and Marsh in the kitchen. Jack is there, partly to keep an eye on Shitty, partly because he is surprised by how much he does like some of the guys on his team, mostly because they had won today and Jack is in quite a good mood. Not a good enough mood that he is going to risk going into the living room where music is blasting, but in a good enough mood that he is holding a solo cup of beer and chilling in the kitchen, chatting with Berger and Marsh. He is at ease as Jack ever is– laughing good naturedly as they tease both him and each other and of course, this is when the trouble starts.

The trouble is this: Marsh is drunk and excited that Jack has actually shown up to a Haus kegster and since Jack seems to be in a good mood, Marsh decides to take a risk and ask Jack a Question. More specifically, Marsh rams an friendly elbow into Jack’s ribs and goes:

“Yo, Zimmermann, you like anyone on campus yet?”

A few months prior, that question would have made Jack freeze up. But now, Jack smiles easily (because honestly, it is a rather respectful question– “like” instead of “fuck”; “anyone” instead of assuming “girl”) and he certainly doesn’t want to get into his romantic history or lack of crushes so he smiles, shrugs, and says

“Nah, love’s shitty,” It’s still friendly and he smiles and asks Berg about his crush that the whole team knows about and that should be that.

The problem, however, is that what Alex Berger and Carter Marsh heard was not “Nah, love’s shitty,” but “I’m in love with Shitty.”

Which, of course, is a much bigger deal. 

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it’s funny, so i just saw logan last night (which is both Very Funny and Very Not, but that’s a different story)

so you meet dear little laura, and you’re hanging out with her on this father-daughter bonding transamerican roadtrip, right? and she’s making shrieking noises and beheading people and stealing shit from convenience stores, and you’re like okay– secret weapons project, bioengineering, brainwashing, this makes sense. i see how you got here, you precious and wonderful child of death who i wish such good things for. it all makes sense.

but then you meet her cohort of other secret weapons children– and wait. these children are not like laura. these kids got some trauma and some superpowers, but are otherwise a lot more like “hi i’m johnny.” laura is a special murder snowflake.

in the ~final confrontation~ all laura’s buddies are, when cornered, taking down individual soldiers with faces that say “i am a scared but competent preteen and/or teen.” all of them team up to slowly and almost meditatively kill That One Douchebag, and it’s all very Big Deal, this is a Moment

and then you have laura, backflipping off her dad’s back while issuing an enraged nonverbal shriek of full-bodied fury and sticking her landing with her claws knuckle-deep in a baddie’s chest

what was she like in the lab? i mean, this kid clearly has a Protective Streak and also, you may have noticed, giant claws that spring from her tiny clenched fists, like, i bet this was a thing

i can just imagine the kids being like “laura’s late to the rendezvous, should we be worried?”

“she probably just got distracted by MURDER again, you know how it is, remember easter 2023?”

“oh damn it i miss that girl.”

“my favorite sister.”

“i thought i was your favorite sister.”

“only when i need my drink iced– ow– hey!– i’ll tell laura!”

“go ahead! she’ll side with me!”

tl;dr all tiny bilingual mutant found-families need a shrieking murder child


Hey you know that recent dan gif hat you posted? Imagine he’s looking at you like that :3-anon

“You told on me?” You were on the complete opposite side of the house but you could hear him make his way to you in the lounge.

“What are you talking about?” You were honestly confused as to what the hell he was going on about now? 

“You called my grandma and told her that I was being mean to you?” It was all suddenly coming back to you. 

"Oh that, Well if you must know she called me asking how I was and I accidentally not accidentally told her that you were being mean to me. Also, she misses you. Call her for Christ sakes.” Dan put on his slightly grumpy pouty face to let you know he wasn’t kidding around. 

“First, stop telling on me to my grandma. She’s making me buy you flowers and I need to send her proof of you with them. Second I said that I was sorry but I can’t control what I say when I’m hangry.” You were trying your absolute hardest to keep the same straight face as Dan but it was starting to prove impossible. He was just so cute.

 "I think you should just listen to your elders Daniel. Also, listen to me when I say you should add chocolate to the forgiveness flowers.“ Dan and yourself finally cracked as the both of you started laughing uncontrollably.

“The only way you are getting chocolate is if their maltesers and you share.” 


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Do not reuse, edit or copy and of my work(s). ©
Part 11 of an ongoing series, enjoy :)
A fanfic for a more Mature audience due to violence and language. Read at your own risk :)

Themes=😖,🌟,💣,🎭 ,. (☠️- Harm towards characters, Strong language, Mention of drugs and Adult themes.)

Summary: Your group of friends have gotten on well for years, but what happens when a divide is caused by joining the wrong people? School AU
OT5- Baekhyun, Sehun, Jongdae, Minseok and Chanyeol.

Word Count: 2,566

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10  Part 12  Part 13  Part 14  Part 15 Part 16  Part 17  Part 18  Part 19  Part 20  Part 21 Part 22  Part 23 Part 24  Part 25  Part 26 Part 27  Part 28 Part 29

 Semi-Filler Chapter(?).

You sat next to Sehun in complete silence, only the hum of the engine could be heard throughout the car. It was warm and toasty as the heater was turned all the way up. You looked at all of the blue buttons in front of you; Sehun’s car was fancy and new because once again he could afford it. You tried to keep your eyes trained on the road ahead of you but you couldn’t concentrate properly as you continuously began to drum your fingers against your thighs in fear and anticipation. Your mind should have been focused on the fact that you had been attacked less than 20 minutes ago but all you could think about was Byun Baekhyun.

“Sehun stop this, stop making me wait! Just tell me what’s wrong with Baek…please…” You breathed as you looked over at him. His face was the proud owner of no expression as per usual and so you didn’t know exactly what he was thinking and how bad the situation with Baekhyun was. He looked over at you briefly and squinted his eyes with what looked like frustration before he turned back to look at the road.

“My parents are going through with their divorce.” He mumbled as he looked straight ahead again.

“Sehun!” You shouted as you smacked your hand against the dashboard. “Tell me about Baekhyun!”

“Why are you so obsessed with Baekhyun!?” He shouted back, startling you. You weren’t expecting his outburst and you held your breath. His fingers gripped tighter against the steering wheel; his knuckles turned white, though his face was still unchanging. “I’m trying to tell you something extremely important to me, yet you’re bringing up Baek right now?! Really?! You’re so fucking insensitive. I’ll get round to Baekhyun when I get round to Baekhyun.”

You frowned and shook your head; you weren’t going to allow him to call you insensitive, not when you were already ‘low class scum’.
“Don’t you dare call me insensitive. I’m in this damn car because you told me you have something to tell me about Baekhyun so quite frankly I don’t give a toss about your family issues. I just need you to tell me if Baek is okay.”

“Youngjae is missing and Chanyeol’s a wreck yet all you can think about is Baek. You’re besotted with him, can’t you see that? It’s so fucking unhealthy. You think because of what he said at prom you’re going to live a fairytale life?”

“Why the fuck are you being like this you’re being a spoilt brat!? You’re a fucking rich pompous kid who thinks he can throw his weight around with his dirty attitude, but you’re wrong Oh Sehun! I don’t care how rich you are you don’t get talk down to me that way, you fucking conceited egotistical princess!”

All of a sudden Sehun slammed on the breaks in the middle of the road and turned his face to look at you; his eyebrows knitted together in fury. You looked at him in alarm as you were processing what he had just done.

He had just stopped in the middle of a road.

“Sehun, what the fuck are you doing?!” Your breathing was fast as you looked between him and the rear view mirror, you could see a truck in the distance but it was coming towards you at a steady pace.

“Say sorry now.” He hissed at you.

“Sehun what the fuck are you doing?!” You shouted it now, noticing the truck getting closer, the driver began blaring his horn making your heart beat sporadically, you life was beginning to flash before your eyes. “Take your foot off the break!”

“Say sorry.”



“I’M FUCKING SORRY! JUST DRIVE!” You screeched as the truck’s headlights were shining through the car the sound of the horn was insanely close. You closed your eyes bracing yourself for the impact that would most definitely kill you; but instead you felt nothing.
You let out a heavy breath and panted as you opened your eyes. Sehun began driving again; the truck driver stopped tooting his horn and Sehun’s face was blank as though nothing had just happened the only thing that kept you from believing that all of this was a dream was the fact that Sehun’s face was now red and his breathing was heavy.

“Don’t you ever call me spoilt again…” He breathed as he allowed his fingers to relax against the steering wheel.

“You’re fucking crazy; just get me out of this car…” You were still gasping for air as you kept your hands tightly gripped against your seat belt. “You’re insane!”
He let out a deep breath as he indicated right into an alleyway and switched the engine off. You sat there in silence for a moment completely confused at what was happening.

“Well—you said you wanted to get out so get out.” He mumbled; his voice numb as he climbed out of the car and walked to the front; resting his bum against the bonnet. “Hurry up!” He called from outside.
You slowly opened the car door and stepped out of the vehicle, you made your way over to the bonnet and stood a couple of inches away from Sehun. You looked down at his shoes; confused as to what was happening to your friendship. You were slowly beginning to dislike everything that he was doing to you but deep down you were using his personality as your excuse.

“Baek…” He sighed. “He’s… –Hello? I’m talking to you; my face isn’t on the floor. Why aren’t you looking at me?”
You looked up at him as you sulked, your bottom lip protruding forward. “What’s wrong with you?” He raised a brow in your direction.

“I don’t know.” You shrugged. “I just… don’t want to look at you. I’m so fed up with you. I don’t know if you actually came to talk to me about Baek, but we need to talk about us. Our friendship is an absolute mess. You allowed your girlfriend to make a laughing stock out of me in a well known restaurant and then you kissed me in front of everyone watching…”

“I didn’t kiss you because I like you Y/N so calm down.”

“I know that Sehun!” You stomped your foot hard against the concrete. “That’s not the point the point is you made an example out of me to your mother; you confirmed to her that I was low class scum, that I’m worth no more than the shit at the bottom of your shoe. Do you know how embarrassing and degrading that is?”

He rolled his eyes as he crossed his arms over his chest and looked down at you.
“Why do you keep on holding that against me Y/N? Damn, it was clear I didn’t mean that. I was trying to prove a point to my mum; I was trying to hurt her feelings because I can’t stand her. I can’t stand them. If you think I actually think you’re scum then you’re a fool.”

“Right…but you think I’m low class.” You shook your head slowly at him.

“Of course I do. Because you are. And I don’t have a problem with that; I mean you’re not upper class are you? I’m not using the term ‘low class’ to hurt you. I’m not using it as an insult or a social slur I’m using it as a fact. You’re lower in class than I am and that’s okay because why wouldn’t it be?” He scoffed in disbelief as he rolled his eyes skywards.
He wasn’t wrong.

“That’s not all Sehun… you just…treat me like shit.” You sighed.

“I treat everyone like shit; you’re no exception. I’m going through my own shit right now. No one cares to ask me how I am though… I need to take the anger out one way or another. There’s only so much Mei can do for me.”

“Why didn’t you say anything?”

He laughed at you in disbelief as he looked down at you. You bit your lip nervously realising that you had said something wrong.

“I had to say something? Would Baekhyun have had to say anything? I’m quiet and blunt not rude and cranky. You should have noticed something was wrong. You know what…look…whatever, it doesn’t matter anyway. Baekhyun is hanging out with Reiji and it’s going to get really dangerous. He’ll be in trouble if you don’t talk him out of it, things will only get bad. That’s all I wanted to say about him. Since you like him so much, be the hero and save the day.” He slid off the bonnet and began to walk around to his side of the car.

“Sehun wait.” You grabbed onto his arm preventing him from walking further. “I’m…say sorry to me and I’ll apologise back.”

“What?” He frowned as he turned around slowly to face you again; you walked closer to him so that you were now only inches away.

“Say sorry. Please.” You studied his face as you stared at each other, wondering whether or not he’d actually say it.

Your mouth dropped open slightly as you slowly tried to process what he said. He turned again and walked towards the car. “Get in.”


You slowly turned your key in the lock as you opened the door. You were scared now, that somebody else would attack you since you were home alone. You stood at the doorway looking into your house.

“Aren’t you going in then?” Sehun said in an unimpressed tone from the car behind you; his window was wound down as he watched you stare at nothing in particular. “You’re scared aren’t you?” You could hear the slight smile in his voice as you looked on into the dark house.

“No.” You shook your head. “Of course not.” But you were stood there nervously playing with your fingers. “I’m not scared, I’m terrified…” You whispered as you turned around to look at Sehun. In all honesty you were extremely tired and you just wanted to go to sleep, but you knew that after being attacked that you would stay awake the whole night.

“Get in the car.” Sehun sighed.

“No it’s okay. I’ll be fine.”

“Just get in the car Y/N. It’s not really a question.”
You pulled a face as you closed the door behind you and walked over to Sehun’s car. This was his way of offering you comfort and this was the best he could do? It was pretty shit, the way he went about everything, but at least he was trying. “You can stay the night.” His face was blank.

“But Mei’s home.”


“What the fuck is she doing here Sehun?!” Mei practically screamed in his face as she turned angrily too look at you.

“Calm down, I thought we cleaned this up earlier today.” He gave her a knowing look and it made your stomach churn. But clearly the makeup sex didn’t work since Mei was still angry at the sight of you.

“Stop telling me to calm down Oh Sehun. I’m this close to dumping you!” She slammed her hand down against the sofa as she stared at you furiously.

“Okay.” Sehun said bluntly as he turned his attention towards the bedroom. “You know where the door is.” He called as he disappeared into the bedroom. Your eyes widened as you looked over at Mei, who was looking at you with venom in her eyes.

“Prick.” She hissed as she stormed out of his apartment and slammed the door behind her.

Moments later Sehun had returned to the living room with only a pair of black yoga pants on and a blanket in his hand.

“How could you just do that…?” you pointed at the door as if Mei was still standing there.

“She’ll be back; we always argue like this its fine.” He shrugged his shoulders as he dropped the blanket on the sofa. “That’s yours. I’m going to bed goodnight.” He switched the light off and left you standing there in darkness and silence.  You felt safer now that you were with Sehun and deep down you were extremely grateful that he had let you stay the night.

You felt your way around walking slowly over to the sofa as you lay down on it. You dragged the blanket over your body and propped your head up on some pillows. Suddenly fatigue hit you like a truck and you found yourself drifting into a deep sleep.

NO! NO! STOP IT! You screamed as they continued to dunk Youngjae’s head back into the water for prolonged periods of time. “YOU’RE GOING TO KILL HIM STOP!” your voice was sore and hoarse, you kept shouting but nobody was listening to you. There were two men dressed in all black, with matching black caps and masks. You couldn’t see them but could only hear them laughing mockingly as they kept Youngjae’s head underwater bringing it up one final time. You looked at his limp, pale body as they threw him to the ground. He wasn’t breathing.

“Youngjae? YOUNGJAE!” You screamed. “YOU’VE KILLED HIM OH GOD!” You cried, allowing tears to splash on his now deceased body; you could hear the scream and cry of Chanyeol in the back of your mind. You blinked and tried to move back into a corner as you saw one of the men approaching you with a flashbang.

You screamed and shot up on the sofa drenched in your sweat. You had a nightmare. Your breathing was loud and shaky as you looked about in the darkness. Suddenly the light switched on; a frustrated looking Sehun standing in the corner, his lids half closed.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“I had a nightmare. Youngjae…and the flashbang…” You whispered, you noticed that your hands were shaking as you spoke. Sehun’s features softened as he looked at you. He then sighed and shook his head as he closed his eyes.

“I can’t believe I’m suggesting this…” He whispered as he walked over to the sofa and pulled your shaking body up. He pulled you towards his room. “You can sleep with me. It’s purely platonic.”

“I know that Sehun.” You frowned as you watched him slip under his sheets. As far as you knew Sehun didn’t snore so you should be okay as far as disturbances went. You walked further into the room as you slipped under the covers beside him. You could feel the heat of his naked torso radiating under the duvet and it was making you sweat more.

“Face the other way and don’t touch me.” Sehun grunted as he turned his back to you. You grunted as well, you were quite embarrassed by the situation.
You jumped when you heard a buzzing come from under your pillow. You reached you hand under and pulled out a phone.

Sehun’s phone.

You frowned as you looked at the popup message on the screen.

“What are you doing, you’re not supposed to read my private messages,” He mumbled as he turned back around and snatched his phone from your hand.


If you want the boy back come and get him.”

You looked at him as his eyes went wide.“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” You looked at him in astonishment and fear. “What boy is being talked about?”

Tags: @mentiny @exo-spn

Something Like That

Originally posted by korean-hip-hop

“Okay, there’s a list of important phone numbers on the fridge and I made sure to put most of them in your phone, too. The schedule’s on the fridge, too. Don’t forget that Hana has ballet tomorrow night and Thursday night and Min has soccer practice after school every day this week. They have a big game on Saturday and it’s our turn to bring snacks. I’ve already bought them, they’re in the pantry in a green bag, just grab them on the way to the game. Takeout after the game is fine but please, for my peace of mind, cook something for them during the week. Or feed them some kind of vegetable. It doesn’t matter. Just don’t gorge them on McDonald’s all week, okay?”

Jay’s trying his hardest not to laugh as he nods at your instructions. “I know,” he sighs for the third time, “I’ve seen the schedule and the lists. You left recipes by the stove, too. You’re only going to be gone for a week. I think I can handle the kids for that long.”

You fix him with a look before you sigh and nod. “Fine, fine. I know. I trust you. It’s just, this is the first time I’ve been away from them for this long. A day or two, sure, but a whole week? It sucks.”

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College Fun (Spencer Reid Smut)

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader

Word Count: 2571

Prompt: sub!Reid smut requested by @mrsgublergram !! It’s not super heavy dom/sub but I really hope you enjoy it nonetheless!!

Summary: After Morgan teases Reid about not getting the fun college sex experience, reader decides to show him what he missed out on.

Warnings: NSFW, Public Sex (just some hand action), Oral sex, Light dom/sub, Swearing

Author’s Note: This was co-written with the lovely Callie (@prettyrickyreid)! Go check her out and follow her if you don’t already!! She did the first half, I did the second half if you’re wondering!! Also, my requests are open so you can send any in here :))) Also please let me know if there are any warnings I should add or any typos I need to fix!! Enjoy!!

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i am just so ANGRY because MICKEY AND MANDY MILKOVICH WERE GOOD FUCKING PEOPLE who absolutely did not DESERVE what happened to them and they are now not even being treated with the respect and love that THEY SHOULD BE TREATED WITH. after their entire lives being ABUSE VICTIMS this is how they’re sent off the show, are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? and FUCKING SHEILA CALLAWHATEVERTHEFUCK talking about mickey becoming ian’s NURSE like literally shut the fUCK up, how do the WRITERS not even have a grasp on their own fucking character what thE FUCK I AM SO MAD. gOD so he’s finally taking care of the person he loves after literally going through HELL TO BE WITH HIM and now that’s a bad thing????? and he was being overbearing??? and oh oh oh ian just missed the old badass mickey??? didn’t want him to be all soft and gentle but now that he’s gone ian just wants something soft and gentle give me a fUCKING break. and WHILE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO IAN? HOW COULD YOU DEMOLISH SUCH AN INCREDIBLY WELL-CRAFTED CHARACTER? LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID IAN GO? see like the ONLY way i’ve been able to interpret his actions is like if ian is still somewhat in love with mickey and the only way he knows how to cope is by distancing himself and trying to convince himself that the relationship wasn’t “real” or all too good or whatever. like i get that. i’ve been there. and it’s a natural coping mechanism. BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT THE WRITERS ARE DOING. THEY ARE FUCKING UP IAN’S CHARACTER AND I’M NOT OKAY WITH IT. BIPOLAR DISORDER DOESN’T CHANGE YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE THAT, DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT MENTAL DISORDERS ARE??? I’M SICK OF THEM TRYING TO DESTROY IAN GALLAGHER. IT’S NOT REALISTIC AND IM FUCKING MAD BECAUSE THEY ALREADY DID THIS WITH DEBBIE. as SOON as debbie became a teenager they literally threw her character out the window and gave her a new one. what, you think as soon as you get your period you become an entirely different person? AND YOU KNOWS it’s because she’s a girl, because carl is going thru his dumbass teenager phase too but it FITS his personality, as much as we wished he wouldn’t take the criminal lifestyle to heart. but NO debbie is a GIRL so of COURSE SHE HAS TO BECOME THE AIRHEADED HORMONAL TEENAGE GIRL WHO’S OBSESSED WITH BOYS AND WANTS A BABY, like are you FUCKINg kidding me? that is the most un-debbie like storyline ever, and it’s sO overdone, are you really lacking creativity tHAT badly?!?!? oh teenagers have the stereotype of being troublemakers so naturally debbie has to be one of them. YES OKAY MAKE HER REBEL, MAKE HER QUESTION THINGS LIKE A TEENAGER, but she IS STILL DEBBIE FOR FUCKS SAKE. SHES STILL THE SAME PERSON. look at the debbie in season 3 and tell me it’s the same person as the one we’re seeing now. go ahead. i dare you. because there’s a difference between growing up and going through phases, and completely developing a new mindset, a new set of beliefs, and a new fucking personality?!?!?! and NOW THEY’RE TRYING TO DO THE SAME WITH IAN.



Karen Jackson? GONE. Sheila Jackson? GONE. Mandy Milkovich? GONE. Mickey Milkovich, who had arguably one of the most beautiful character development arcs in television history? NAH FUCK IT, GONE. 

honestly. part of me is glad they didn’t have the time to fuck up mickey’s character the way they fucked up everyone else’s.


A nice ring to it... (Parental!Moxiety)

Heya! So, I decided to write this on a whim because I adore @thatsthat24 ‘s Sander’s sides and because I adore them my inner author had to make them suffer (what is with authors and doing that??) But! yeah! If you’ve got love, hate, or criticisms comment, message me, or feel free to rebagel all ‘ya want! hopefully I’ll be writing more fanfics and some original stuff so if you want to ignore this or follow, it’ll ALWAYS be tagged as #epic writes and #epic’s fic tag! my name is Epic (Alex) and this has been fun!

Written for @scaredysanders, and the Discord; thank you for the inspiration to write something after years of not being able to LOOK at a keyboard as a writer! Y’all are all FAM <3 ILY!

It was the third time this week that Virgil Sanders found himself awake at three in the morning, ripped from sleep by cold, sweating fear and a shaking so bad he’d briefly woken up his host. and it was the third night this week that he found himself shaking and nearly running down the corridors of the mind of said host to Logan and Patton’s side, stopping at a simple white bedroom door with a fancy scrawl of cursive reading ‘Patton’ in a soft sky blue, his hand reaching out to rap against the wood in urgency. ‘This is so stupid, you know…’ his thoughts provided. 

‘Why can’t you let the poor man sleep for once, hmm? You know he’s sick of your presence by now- the voice of cruelty was cut off by a sleepy but worried looking Patton, who awoke at the sight of the youngest trait shaking and curled in on himself, a look of haunted worry in his eyes. Virgil looked down but shuffled forward to hug the other trait and grasped him tightly, as if he would disappear as soon as he let go. “Kiddo….” Patton managed, feeling his heart break at Virgil’s actions. When he heard Virgil let out a quiet, sobbing huff, he knew to lead them both inside his room gently and quietly shut the door behind him.

They moved over to the bed to sit down and Virgil finally letting his experiences sting the air. They were gone, all of them- the rest of the sides and their host; it was just Virgil floating in an endless and crushing abyss where felt the echoes of them screaming for mercy- for the help and safety that he’d ripped from them without memory in his subconsciously crafted terror. All of the agony, all of that guilt, all of the sorrow that he was panicking about not feeling; just the hurt and betrayed voices calling out to him- oh, god-no, I’m sorry please make it stop- 

And just when he was losing himself, when tendrils of fear and terror he was unwittingly making were starting to mar Morality’s subspace, he was enveloped in an embrace that screamed of love, Patton pouring all of his represented embodiment into comforting the scared boy before him. “It’s okay, Virgil…I’ve got you- you’re safe and no-one is gone I swear.” his voice somehow reached Virgil and the inky black fear rescinded it’s siege on the room as well as Virgil’s panic, being replaced by…by….comfort, love, compassion, relaxation, soothing senses and a fading urgency. Yes, Patton’s room was truly antithesis to his own- it was love, self-care and a safety he could never know without it’s existence. 

“Listen son, I think you should stay with me tonight, yeah?” Patton asked, rubbing gentle circles into the cold and faintly damp back of Virgil’s shirt. Virgil shakily mumbled out a ‘yes’ and an ‘I’m sorry’ the second statement to Patton’s confusion. “What’s there to be sorry for, kiddo?” 

“I just- you shouldn’t have to wake up and-and take care of me like I’m a child.” he pointed out in embarrassment. “I should be dealing with this alone and in my own room, not….crying into your shirt like a kid that can’t handle a few unpleasant dreams, Pat!” his face was red, and his eyes swam with tears he refused -and failed- to not shed. “I do enough damage in the waking world, y’know? I should at least give everyone a break from this…mess…” silence greeted the room for a while, and Patton had stopped rubbing Virgil’s back (and oh, how he missed the touch–warm, familiar, comforting, heavy in care.) 

Eventually, Patton looked at Anxiety-because he wasn’t, couldn’t be just Virgil and forsake his embodiment, his being and make-up- and carefully took a pale, cold hand in both of his warm, slightly tanned ones. “Kiddo, you could never be a burden. This isn’t just some bad dream that you’re not ‘mature enough to handle’ sport; this is a dream that made you, the embodiment of worry, instinct and fear wake up in fear. That’s not something anyone should be alone to go through.” Patton urged firmly. Honestly, the look on his face seemed so-serious, concerned, out of place- yet, so too does this whole stupid- “Nothing is out of place when it comes to things like this, Verge; it’s my job- and my pleasure!-to make sure everyone is taken care of around here and…if I have to get serious on occasion, then I’ll gladly take that up. Just…try not to think so little of yourself, okay? You’re allowed to feel bad, sure, but I draw the line at dangerous or toxic behavior, son.”

Virgil sighed in uneasy appreciation and nodded in agreement. If anything, he could at least try to adhere to Patton’s advice and make himself less of a burden. “Okay dad I’ll try….um; are you okay?” The look that Patton was giving him was one of a teary smile and the elder nodded in affirmation. “It’s just- it’s nice to hear you call me that….” and Virgil faintly smiled with a small sigh before getting under the warm, soft, and heavy weighted covers of Patton’s bed. “Goodnight, dad.” he breathed, sighing in contentment as the room alleviated his previous scares and worries to replace them with love and a sense of safety one would get from a….parent. huh. 

‘Well,’ he guessed as Patton joined him under the blankets and cuddled up to him, entwined their legs and squeezed his waist in reassurance, ‘that title fits well with Patton and I should say it more often.’ those were his last thoughts as he drifted off listening to his parent’s heartbeat, feeling loved and assured as a pleasant sleep greeted him. Dad has a nice ring to it.

Once Upon a Time: Lana Parrilla divulges why she's here to stay

Once Upon a Time is undergoing a major overhaul heading into season 7, which means new characters, new locales, and even a new curse. To keep track of all the big changes, EW will bring you interviews with the cast — new and old — along with executive producers Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis over the next two weeks until the ABC fairy tale drama’s return.

Following the exits of six castmembers, Lana Parrilla is one of three stars returning full-time for Once Upon a Time‘s rebooted seventh season — and now we know why.

When OUAT returns, viewers will discover that Regina, formerly the Evil Queen, is now a denim-clad bar owner named Roni, who lives in the Seattle neighborhood of Hyperion Heights. No, Parrilla is not playing a brand new character; this is her cursed alter ego.

Here’s what’s happening: When Henry looks to his family for help, Regina is among those who answer the call, which ultimately gets her trapped in Hyperion Heights. But it’s this new version of her character that actually made Parrilla want to return to the world of OUAT as the show undergoes an ambitious reboot. Read our full interview with the actress below to get scoop on Roni. [Editor’s note: This interview was conducted before the news that Rebecca Mader would be returning.]

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Was there something the OUAT bosses said that was instrumental for you in sticking with the show?
LANA PARRILLA: Yeah, one thing I think we’ve seen over the years is Regina has had love, she’s lost it, she’s gone through so much tragedy, and changes, and challenges, and I actually started thinking, okay, well, are there more stories to tell, especially with last season with the Evil Queen and Regina, and getting to this place of accepting oneself, and accepting both sides, and really experiencing inner peace, which ultimately is, in my opinion, a great happy ending. However, there’s still more of her story that’s unknown. I know they want to see her happy with someone, and that’s something I want for her as well, and so they said, “We don’t feel like Regina’s story is over yet.” She’s such a beloved character, I love her to bits, I love playing her, I’ve always enjoyed playing her, both sides, all eight different versions, or whatever it is [laughs], and they said, “We still want to tell her story,” and then they pitched the whole idea behind Roni, and how she was going to be the voice for the people. She was going to have a Norma Rae kind of quality to her, which is something that I feel I have anyhow. I’m always defending and standing up for the underdog and the little guy, and so that really resonated with me, and it’s also such a powerful, strong message as a woman to be that kind of leader in a community.

So I thought, “You know what, I like this.” I had no idea that Roni was going to look the way she looks, and I’m still discovering who she is, but it got me really inspired and intrigued, and I felt like I want to do this again, I want to come back, and I want to tell another story, a different side of Regina, but I also want to be able to see if she can find love again, and maybe, hopefully, it won’t be tragically ripped apart from her. So however she finds love, wherever it is, what we notice in the first couple episodes that there’s moments for her, everyone has a partner, everyone’s having babies, everyone’s doing great, and Regina is just enjoying her family and stuff, but there’s something missing.

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Being married to michael

-”Will you still love me when I go bald?”
-Fangirling over bands together
-Your kid making fun of Luke
-Him bringing home a kitten and trying to hide it from you
-Stealing his favorite shirt
-Reading muke fanfics together
-”No, he’s four. You can’t dye his hair green”
-(but lol he does it anyway)
-Watching series together
-”Mrs. Clifford”
-Spending time with his family when he’s on tour
-Texts from him saying “I miss your boobs” when he’s on tour
-”You’re so loud, oh my god”
-Watching pokemon together
-Teaching your kid how to play guitar
-High fives after great sex
-Teaching your kid how to be punk rock
-”I’m bored, can you suck me off?”
-Feeding your kid nothing but pizza

132 Thoughts I Had While Watching the PLL Finale
  1. OMG Bridget Woo LOL nice throwback 
  2. This is like a dream sequence or someone’s imagination, right?
  3. Definitely has to be Mona’s imagination.
  4. Lucas WTF 
  5. Ha the girls don’t seem the least bit enthused with him “Hey Lucas” 
  6. “Remember when we used to look up murder weapons, indistinctive traits of psychopaths exhibiting signs of hyper-reality disorder” IM YELLING 
  8. I low-key love all of the truth tea they’re spilling, even though it’s not real 
  10. So Mona gets to know who A.D. is first? 
  12. Aw Ezria y’all are cute. 
  15. Lily and Grace are such sweet names 
  18. Melissa and Spencer getting along? Ehhhh idk about that 
  20. Oh my god she re-bought his truck? I love Spencer so much. 
  21. Hey that’s Marlene’s son!
  23. Alison would END YOU 
  24. Who bullies someone just because they’re deaf? 
  25. And there’s Jenna tapping along… 
  27. Lolololol she became a life skills teacher I love it 
  28. Haleb is still cute even when they’re fighting 
  30. Of course she would be obsessed with game shows 
  31. Spencer’s love for interior design making an appearance, I love it!
  33. Aria’s dress here is really cute! 
  34. "Wait for it”  
  35. Lol but I could so see them all going on a group honeymoon to Paris together 
  36. Oh shit where’s Mona? 
  37. "That’s exactly why we eloped.” Only in Rosewood y'all 
  38. This scene was all Ian haha 
  39. They’re such a cute family OWW MY HEART 
  40. MELISSA???  
  41. Ella could take down Diane in a SECOND  
  42. Love me some Spanna!  
  44. LOL everyone casually sneaks off to go have sex and then there’s just Spencer and Toby 
  46. Damn Ezria get it. Nice throwback to 5x05 with Aria pulling the sheets over her! 
  48. Emily has that sex hair right now! 
  49. “I’m trying to get pregnant” “You’re scaring my ovaries” Oh Hanna.  
  52. Aria baby what’s wrong? 
  54. So now Mona’s working for A.D.? 
  56. LOL Mona you sly bitch 
  57. Uhhh Spencer what are you doing? 
  60. Oh Hanna baby what is you doing?  
  61. Byron you big softie! 
  64. Toby and Emily are such an underrated friendship 
  65. WOAH WAIT that girl is Maya’s niece? HOW SWEET 
  66. Spoby I miss you so much 
  68. Ah looks like the Wine Moms had a fun night 
  69. Ezria stop fighting right this second YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED 
  71. “You wanna make a baby?” OMG STOP THEY’RE SO CUTE 
  73. FUCK ME UP this is so hot!!!! 
  74. UH SPENCER, weren’t you just with Toby doing the sex? 
  75. Oooh that’s the song that played when Spencer was sitting outside of Toby’s apartment crying her eyes out back in season 3! 
  76. MONA OMG. I do love the parallel to 2x25 though with that slap  
  78. Emison is 500% done with Mary’s shit lol 
  79. Ohhhh this is how Wren is connected to this shit show 
  81. Of course he ordered a vodka soda  
  82. “It’s a lot to process, would you like a sedative?” YES PLEASE  
  83. Spencer wants to fuck this bitch up so badly lololol 
  84. Oh jesus she’s going to become Spencer? What a twisted sister! 
  85. I KNEW THAT SCENE WITH HANNA AND THE ONE WITH EZRA AT THE AIRPORT WAS OFF. I didn’t catch the one where she was looking through the family album though and GOD DAMN IT THAT WAS HER KISSING TOBY IN 6x20 AND HAVING SEX WITH TOBY IN 7x18 
  86. Like Mother Like Daughter BROOOO 
  87. Damn Alex is just batshit crazy and I’m kinda loving it. 
  88. I do feel bad for her though. 
  89. Woah hold up this bitch had Wren shoot her so she’d look EXACTLY LIKE SPENCER, like down to the scars she has. Damn she’s committed, I’ll give her that. 
  91. Awwww Aria looks so beautiful! GIRL I’M CRYING TOO 
  92.  I’m gonna just pretend like that’s all of our girls taking that selfie 
  95. That’s actually so sad about what Alex’s parents did to her. I get why she’s so angry, she’s had a miserable life. 
  96. Mary really does love Spencer  
  98. Aria baby noooo don’t cry 
  99. I figured that Alex had Ezra… 
  100. Do-it-yourself dungeon I’M YELLING 
  101. Lol the look on Spencer’s face says “Bitch stop copying me” 
  102. Ezra must feel like a dumb dumb now 
  103. Oh so Alex shot Spencer, intending to kill her and take over her life but Mary saved her. Alright.  
  104. Alright that’s kinda cute how Alex and Charlotte bonded 
  105. Alex, Wren, Charlotte, and Archer were a SQUAD 
  106. Uh Charlotte, the only really terrible one is Peter Hastings! 
  107. No wonder Alex was so pissed when Charlotte was murdered, she was the only real family she had ever known. 
  108. UGH I’m just gonna pretend this is Team Sparia 
  109. Uh-Oh the horse knows it’s not really Spencer 
  110. Of course Jenna could SMELL that Spencer wasn’t really Spencer 
  111. Alright so these dummies have been trying to figure out who A is after all these years and they just immediately get it right now? That was so easy and ironic thing is that they didn’t have Spencer to help them figure it out.  
  112. Mary ships Spoby and I’m living for it 
  113. Damn Alex, psychotic much? 
  114. I always figured it was A.D. who bought Toby’s house 
  116. Alex with that hatchet is giving me “The Shining” vibes lol 
  119. Oh my god Alex copying Spencer like that gives me the creeps 
  120. TWIN FIGHT 
  121. God dammit WHICH ONE IS SPENCER? 
  124. Look at the babies! 
  125. MARLENE KING OMG she did the Shhh and everything  
  126. My babies happy… I LOVE THIS SONG 
  127. Aww Hanna’s pregnant!!! 
  129. Ok Mona having a doll shop in France is literally the cutest thing ever 
  130. She totally should’ve ended up with Mike though TBH 
  131. BROOO Mona literally won the game I’m so proud of my child 
Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Eleven - Hermione’s Helping Hand

this chapter title has got me thinking all kinds of things. and none of them are appropriate. 

- so basically the trio are a bunch of little shits and havent even gone to go say HELLO to hagrid after that swerved his care of magical creatures class. im so disappointed.

“I hate not talking to Hagrid,” said Hermione, looking upset.


“Oh, come on, Harry,” said Hermione, suddenly impatient. “It’s not Quidditch that’s popular, it’s you! You’ve never been more interesting, and frankly, you’ve never been more fanciable.”
Ron gagged on a large piece of kipper. 

Oh, Ron.

“You can still see the marks on the back of your hand where that evil woman made you write with your own blood, but you stuck to your story anyway…”
“You can still see where those brains got a hold of me in the Ministry, look,” said Ron, shaking back his sleeves. 

Oh, Ron.

“And it doesn’t hurt that you’ve grown about a foot over the summer either,” Hermione finished, ignoring Ron.
“I’m tall,” said Ron inconsequentially.

im sorry but if this aint the cutest shit

Harry had received no mail since the start of term; his only regular corespondent was now dead and although he had hoped that Lupin might write occasionally, he had so far been disappointed. 

jesus harry. youre breaking my heart.

- STAN SHUNPIKE IS A DEATH EATER YALL well not really but still

- GUYS the hormones in this chapter are off the charts. i cant even quote it all but like lavender is thirsty af, hermione is salty af, and ron is just stupid.

- ron is described as being a ‘delicate shade of green’ before his quidditch try out and its adorable 

- cormac mclaggen is the biggest douche. as if anyone didnt already know this

After a few seconds, Buckbeak sank into a bow too.
“How are you?” Harry asked him in a low voice, moving forward to stroke the feathery head. “Missing him? But you’re okay here with Hagrid, aren’t you?”


- ok hagrid is really upset at the trio and like i dont blame him but, HIM BEING UPSET IS MAKING HERMIONE UPSET TOO.  I DONT LIKE MY FAVES BEING SAD

- sidenote aragog is dying oh well

- ron is pissed that slughorn isn’t inviting him to the parties but like, really those chapters are hella boring, youre not missing anything kid

-aaaaaaand as per usual, snape is an ass and harry has detention tonight!

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Pregnancy Meme

“When did you find out?”
“How far along are you?”
“Can you come to the appointment with me?”
“Do you need someone to go with you?”
“Do you know who the father is?”
“Of course I know who the father is!”
“You should be taking it easy.”
“Don’t strain yourself!”
“I’m pregnant, not made of porcelain!”
“Does he know?”
“I don’t know how to tell him.”
“I’m scared…”
“Why didn’t you tell me sooner?”
“I would’ve been there if I’d known!”
“I’m eating for two, remember?”
“Oh-! That was right in the ribs…”
“I can see him/her moving…”
“Do you wanna feel?”
“It’s actually pretty cool to watch…”
“It’s like a soccer game in there.”
“Actually, there’s two in there.”
“You’re having twins?!”
“Sit down, I’ll rub your back.”
“You’ve gotten so big!”
“What’d you do? Swallow a watermelon whole?”
“Oh wow, you haven’t had that baby yet?”
“I miss being able to see my feet.”
“If you could come out sometime soon, kid, that’d be great.”
“I look like a blimp.”

I just re-watched the very first episode of Rebels.

I think I was even more excited than the first time I ever saw it because now all of these characters and their stories mean so much to me. <3 

Kanan’s so much more “okay” with his Jedi-ness than I remember. Maybe I’ve read A New Dawn too many times, but it totally looked like not only Hera, but the whole Ghost crew knew about it, which means that he came to terms with it enough to share his secret with all of them before the series began. His lightsaber skills were pretty basic in that fight on Kessel, which perfectly reflected how rusty he really was. When he gave Ezra the choice in the tower, I was wondering “Which Jedi master from his past is he totally pretending to be right now?” ‘Cause, c’mon guys, Kanan was a pretty crappy Jedi at this point.

Hera has the “super-rebel-mom” thing down already. She loves her crew, she loves her ship and she trusts the shit out of them. She stayed on the Ghost through all of their fights and didn’t once doubt them or herself. Also, watching her and Kanan’s interactions, I’m pretty sure that both she and he had Ezra pegged as a potential apprentice/new team member. Which makes me 100% sure that we’re missing a Kanan/Hera heart-to-heart at some point about if they’re ready to take this next step.

Chopper was slightly less cantankerous and violent than he has come to be. Otherwise still himself. Did I really expect character development in a droid? Maybe not so much, though he was on the Ghost’s guns for a good portion of the action.

Zeb is such a piece of work! Not only because of all of the death-threats he levels at Ezra, or because he was totally responsible for Ezra getting captured by Kallus and then leaving him the fuck behind, but because he genuinely has this skeezy, self-serving vibe. Seriously, I think the only nice things he did all episode were feed hungry people and carry a wounded Wookie over his shoulder. Not that these weren’t awesome things, but he honestly spent the entire rest of the time being as much of a jerk as possible.

Sabine, is her usual bad-ass self. When Ezra asked what happened to her family and she said, “The Empire,” all I could picture was her mom’s throne room and her mom and brother standing there all gray and disapproving. Poor girl really did lose her family! I also noticed how strong Sabine’s love of pyrotechnics was. I feel like that part of her personality and her artistic expressiveness have been overlooked a lot this past season. I miss the artistic explosions.

Ezra. Oh my God. This kid is the sassiest piece of fancy-haired gutter trash. Stealing from victims of police abuse? Abandoning teammates? Straight up theft? Eager to sell guns on the black market (granted, Kanan and Hera were doing that already)? And all the while Kanan and Hera are watching him like, “We know he has the Force, but is anything worthwhile going to show itself from underneath all of those self-serving survival instincts?” TOTALLY reminded me of Kanan in A New Dawn. When the shit hit the fan, the kid came through, but he was a little punk up until the very last minute. Thinking about Ezra in Zero Hour… I. AM. SO. PROUD. OF. HIM.

Cuddle Night (Divorce Papers: A Liam Payne Imagine Part 4)

Here’s the final part to my divorce series! 

Thank you so much for all the love that this story has received. 

I’m contemplating on writing the divorce series, as well as the break up series for each of the lads. Let me know what you think here.

IF you haven’t read the first three parts, here they are!






Liam’s POV

“Lad, isn’t that too much?” Louis asked, sitting on the floor while he played with Freddie.

“What’s too much?” I asked back, fixing the collar of my shirt. I sprayed a little aftershave and fixed my hair for the nth time.

“That… dressing up and a huge bouquet of roses? Lad, she’s your ex wife for Pete’s sake- “

“Wife. She’s still my wife. And I intend to keep it that way.” I cut him off.

Like I said, I was not going to sign those damn papers.

“Ok, wife. She’s your wife and yet you’re acting like it’s your very first date.” He said, wiping some saliva from Freddie’s mouth.

“Lou, you know how important this is. How did you feel when Eleanor agreed to start seeing you again? I remember you asking that restaurant she loved if you could rent it out for your date.” I said as a matter of factly.

“Ok, you got me. I’m sorry.” He said, giving up on the argument.

“This is really important Louis. After months of being away from my family, Y/N finally allowed me to have dinner with them. Even though it’s just dinner, this is a big deal, considering she still hates me. And you never know, maybe it’s the first step to forgiveness.”

“She doesn’t hate you lad. She’s just… she’s hurt. You got divorce papers already made in case times gets tough while she was willing to fight through them.” He stated.

“I know.” I huffed. I then picked up the bouquet of red roses, her favorite. Said a “Thanks lad.” as a farewell to Louis and made my way to what once was my home.


Fixing my collar and hair one last time, I stopped by the door and immediately put my hands on the doorknob.

Should I knock or not? I thought. I mean, I did live here for quite a time. 

I didn’t have time to think it through because the door suddenly opened which surprised me.

“Daddy!” I looked down and see William looking at me with a huge smile on his face.

“Hey bud! I’ve missed you!” I said, picking him up. “Look at you! You’re getting heavier.”

“Daddy!” I heard another voice call out, this time, it was a girl’s excited squeal.

“Hello my darling! How are you?” I asked Jhen. As soon as her face hit my leg, tears started streaming down her eyes.

“I’ve missed you so much daddy.” She said, still holding onto me. I put Will down and hugged her.

Oh, how I’ve missed my kids.

As I was about to let go of her, I saw my youngest boy waddled his way towards me.

“Dada!” Harold, being three years old, is still getting used to the independence of being able to walk without his mummy’s support. I laughed through the tears at his cuteness and let go of Jhen for a second and catch him in my arms.

“Hello bud! How’ve you been?” I asked, tickling his tummy which caused him to start giggling.

“Dad come and check out what Nana gave me!” Will interrupted.

“No! Daddy’s going to play with me.” Jhen argued.

“Is not!” Will fought back

“Is too!” Jhen said, not stopping the argument.

“Now, now kids. Calm down and give your dad a little break. He can go to your rooms later on to check them all out. But for now, it’s time to eat dinner.” I heard Y/N say. I looked up and saw her wearing her usual house clothes - a plain gray shirt, house shorts, and slippers.

Maybe Louis was right, I was a little too much on the clothing section.

“Hi Y/N.” I said as I let go of Harold.

“Hi Liam.” She said, smiling at me. I then remembered the roses that I put on the floor and quickly picked it up. With shaking hands, I reached out and gave it to her.

“These are for you.”

“They’re lovely, Li. Thank you.” She said, smiling as she smelled “Let me just put these in a vase. Come in! Dinner’s already served at the table.”

I thanked her and picked up my kiddos and went to the dinner table for a much-awaited family dinner.


Dinner was not what I expected at all.

It was just like the papers never happened. The past few days never happened.

It was just me, my wife, and our kids. 

No drama, just how I wanted it.

“Mummy can we all sleep in your room tonight?” Jhen asked Y/N. I smiled remembering how every once in a while, Y/N’d insist we all sleep in one bed to spend our time cuddling each other.

“Of course you can love. I promised you a cuddle night, remember?” Y/N answered.

“Did you hear that Daddy? I can sleep beside you tonight.” Jhen squealed. I wasn’t able to process what she said when Y/N quickly stepped in.

“No darling. Daddy’s not spending the night with us. Remember? He’s now living in that house with that nice swimming pool? You’ll get to cuddle with Daddy on Thursday.”

That hurt. Seeing Jhen’s reaction to what Y/N said made me want to erase the memories of the time I’ve wasted preparing the divorce papers in the first place, time that should’ve been spent cuddling beside the love my life and our kids. 

“Why can’t we let Daddy sleep over tonight?” Jhen whined.

“Because nobody will be left to guard the house with the swimming pool baby.” She answered without any emotions. Jhen stopped asking questions as soon as she realized her mother wouldn’t allow her request.

Dinner ended. Y/N told the kids to go freshen up for bed while she cleaned up the mess in the dining room. As soon as I was sure that the kids were in their room, I went to Y/N to talk.

“Need help?” I asked, starting to pick up the plates to be washed.

“Sure. Thank you.” She said, smiling. As soon as we finished keeping the leftovers, we headed for the sink to start with those dirty dishes. I contemplated whether to break the silence or not, but I finally decided to speak up.

“Thank you so much for inviting me tonight, Y/N. I really appreciate it.” I said.

“You’re welcome, Liam.” She answered once more without emotions. This time, hinting that she wanted the conversation to stop. But being me, I intentionally disregarded her tone and push the limits. I had to.

“Love, if the kids really wanted me to stay, I can. I can clear my schedule so that I can spend the day with you all tomorrow and maybe we can go to the-” I was cut off with the dishes clattering together in the sink.

What I saw next broke my heart all over again.

Y/N, my Y/N was now on the floor, crying.

My instincts immediately took over and I bent down to her level to try and comfort her, but she was fast enough to avoid the contact.

“Stop, Liam. Please, stop.” was all she said.

“Tell me what should I stop. I’ll do it. Anything for you.”

“Stop trying to pretend that things can go back to the way it were. Because I’m going to say this, it won’t. You’ve already broke my trust. You’ve already ruined us.” She said. Her words stung, yet I still hugged her like she could slip away when I let her go.

“I know, and I’ll regret it for the rest of my life. I know now that what I did was wrong, so wrong. I let go of the best thing that ever happened to me. Not only you, but the kids as well.” I said.

“Do you want to know a secret?” She asked me, wiping a few tears that escaped to her cheeks. I nodded and let her continue.

“I never wanted the divorce. I just really wanted to see you hurt just like how I felt when I found the papers. I felt so guilty seeing you cry. I hated it.” She said, looking down on the floor.

“I deserved it. And it wasn’t just you. It killed me seeing you cry.” I said. “I’ll never sign them, remember that. If it’s ok with you, can we just burn it?” I asked and it made her laugh.

Oh, how I’ve missed her.

I decided tested my luck and leaned in to kiss her. To my luck, she kissed me back. She’s kissing me like she has never been kissed before. She knelt up and positioned herself wherein she was straddling me. I put my hands on waist and continued our kiss, only stopping to breathe.

“I love you, so much. So so so much.” I said in between kisses. Y/N said nothing, yet I felt her smile during the kiss.

“Mom?” a voice interrupted our precious moment. We both looked up and saw Jhenica looking at us curiously.

“Love, did you need anything?” Y/N asked, standing up. I followed her action and stood up as well.

“No, mum. I was just wondering where dad was.” she said, looking directly at me.

“Well, dad’s just gonna leave for a few minutes to get a few things so that he can stay the night.” Y/N said with a smile on her face.

“Really?” Jhen and I said together.

“Yeah, you guys wanted a cuddle night, right? Cuddle night without Daddy is not the same.” She said, looking at me. Jhen squealed and ran upstairs to tell her siblings, leaving Y/N and I alone once more.

“Thank you, babe. You have no idea how much this means to me.” I said, grabbing her by the waist to pull her closer.

“Just promise me you’ll talk to me when things are not going well.” She said. I laughed and kissed her once more.

“Never again.”

I got my family back, and I intend to keep it that way.

College Fun || Spencer Reid x Reader {NSFW}

Originally posted by gif-ts

Summary: Sub!Reid requested by @mrsgublergram through @sunshinemgg ! Spencer gets down about not having all the college experiences he wanted because he was a prodigy, and the reader decides to help aid him in receiving those experiences ;)

Length: Long, 2571 words

Warnings: NSFW, public sex (hand action), oral sex, light dom/sub, swearing

A/N: Collab with the amazing @sunshinemgg ! I wrote the first part up until the apartment, and Caitlyn wrote the rest! Please give us feedback - we always love it! And don’t forget to request imagines here! Thank you guys so much and enjoy!

You and Spencer had always been friends, from late night talks to the occasional fling. You had this platonic love, but being good friends with a hot boy came with many, many benefits.

Spencer and you had been out with the team for their weekly Friday night drinks - something the group loved doing together, and with you by his side, Spencer could let loose too.

After a few shots and a good drink of scotch later, the group was feeling a bit tipsy. Garcia, your personal favorite, was laughing so hard she had to use the restroom, and Prentiss was giving a sad lap dance to some man who just wanted to win at pool. Morgan and Rossi however, could hold their liquor and were pretty sober, the occasional laugh and joke spilling from their lips.

Spencer, however, cannot hold his liquor. He is a giggly drunk, but also gets upset pretty quickly. That was okay with you, because that’s what you would do for him - cheer him up when he was down.

As talks settled down to the occasional phrase, Spencer had glanced around the room, letting his profiler tendencies take over. His eyes settled on a group of even more drunk college kids - the young group of people be very openly sexual - from  some not so innocent groping to some pretty heated make out sessions.

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- ROAR looks fun.

- Calling it, Jay is sparring with Lonnie



- Nobody asked you, Chad



- You tell them Lonnie.

- Forget you, Chad. I hate him so.

- Awwww, them planning the cotillion is cute. Carlos is so excited and Jane is so awkward about it. 

- Audrey is on vacation, nice!

- Unpopular opinion: I think Carlos and Jane do have a lot in common ways of thinking to make a good couple. That doesn’t mean Jaylos wouldn’t, and it’s valid to complain about only hetero ships showing up, but I think Janelos is cute as well.


- Him and Dude awww

- Mal is justifiably venting. I get it. I’d be losing my temper too.

- Awwwwwww Carlos talking about his awful mom. HUG HIM


- CHAD THAT IS SO CREEPY AND ANNOYING. I’d throw him out too and make him eat that key.

- Are you love motioning Jane? Creepy - oh, no it’s a confidence/truth one. 

- Awwww Mal. She’s so stressed. Carlos, hug her.

- DUDE TALKS - although him being all ‘man up’ is irritating. 


- You’ll take it how I make it sounds right

- Just stealing a fish oml Harry

- I like how nobody does anything until she gets mad. 

- Really, Gil? You miss the thing everyone is mad about this? He means well. 

- Uma ain’t wrong. The leftovers thing is NASTY. 



- Dang I need a crew that looks at me like they look at Uma. 

- God, Harry, Uma, stop flirting. Business time bbys

- I love these pirate kids. So much. I think I’m their mother now


- I love you, Gil, but you deserved that. They basically just put him on time out.

'Once Upon a Time': Lana Parrilla divulges why she's here to stay
Once Upon a Time is undergoing a major overhaul heading into season 7, which means new characters, new locales, and even a new curse. To keep track of all the big changes, EW will bring you intervi…

Once Upon a Time is undergoing a major overhaul heading into season 7, which means new characters, new locales, and even a new curse. To keep track of all the big changes, EW will bring you interviews with the cast — new and old — along with executive producers Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis over the next two weeks until the ABC fairy tale drama’s return.

Following the exits of six castmembers, Lana Parrilla is one of three stars returning full-time for Once Upon a Time‘s rebooted seventh season — and now we know why.

When OUAT returns, viewers will discover that Regina, formerly the Evil Queen, is now a denim-clad bar owner named Roni, who lives in the Seattle neighborhood of Hyperion Heights. No, Parrilla is not playing a brand new character; this is her cursed alter ego.

Here’s what’s happening: When Henry looks to his family for help, Regina is among those who answer the call, which ultimately gets her trapped in Hyperion Heights. But it’s this new version of her character that actually made Parrilla want to return to the world of OUAT as the show undergoes an ambitious reboot. Read our full interview with the actress below to get scoop on Roni. [Editor’s note: This interview was conducted before the news that Rebecca Mader would be returning.]

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Was there something the OUAT bosses said that was instrumental for you in sticking with the show?
LANA PARRILLA: Yeah, one thing I think we’ve seen over the years is Regina has had love, she’s lost it, she’s gone through so much tragedy, and changes, and challenges, and I actually started thinking, okay, well, are there more stories to tell, especially with last season with the Evil Queen and Regina, and getting to this place of accepting oneself, and accepting both sides, and really experiencing inner peace, which ultimately is, in my opinion, a great happy ending. However, there’s still more of her story that’s unknown. I know they want to see her happy with someone, and that’s something I want for her as well, and so they said, “We don’t feel like Regina’s story is over yet.” She’s such a beloved character, I love her to bits, I love playing her, I’ve always enjoyed playing her, both sides, all eight different versions, or whatever it is [laughs], and they said, “We still want to tell her story,” and then they pitched the whole idea behind Roni, and how she was going to be the voice for the people. She was going to have a Norma Rae kind of quality to her, which is something that I feel I have anyhow. I’m always defending and standing up for the underdog and the little guy, and so that really resonated with me, and it’s also such a powerful, strong message as a woman to be that kind of leader in a community.

So I thought, “You know what, I like this.” I had no idea that Roni was going to look the way she looks, and I’m still discovering who she is, but it got me really inspired and intrigued, and I felt like I want to do this again, I want to come back, and I want to tell another story, a different side of Regina, but I also want to be able to see if she can find love again, and maybe, hopefully, it won’t be tragically ripped apart from her. So however she finds love, wherever it is, what we notice in the first couple episodes that there’s moments for her, everyone has a partner, everyone’s having babies, everyone’s doing great, and Regina is just enjoying her family and stuff, but there’s something missing.

Once you returned to set, how different did it feel without having those familiar faces around? Was it almost a little refreshing to have some fresh blood there?
It is. It’s new energy. I loved working with the old cast. I’ve worked so closely with Jared [Gilmore] for so many years and seen him grow up before my eyes, we all have, and I do miss seeing him on a daily basis, and receiving those I love yous, and big hugs in the morning, but I think change is really healthy; it challenges us, it makes us uncomfortable, but it actually forces us to step out of the norm and remain open-minded. With this new cast, there’s such great energy, everyone’s so excited, and happy, and inspired by their characters, and we’re having such a good time.

You know, my friends from all the last six seasons aren’t really going anywhere. We’ve developed really strong relationships, and those people are still in my life, and they will be, so even though I don’t get to see them on a daily or weekly basis, I get to hear their voices, and we see each other. Rebecca [Mader]’s become one of my closest friends, she’s literally like my sister, she’s coming over tomorrow, we’re spending the day together by the pool. Do I miss working with her? Yes. Do I miss working with Jared? Yeah, but I know that a lot of those people are going to remain in my life, so it doesn’t feel like a loss. It just feels like I’ve gained more friends working with the new cast.

Can you talk about Regina’s mindset when we pick back up with her?
She’s kind of given up a little bit on life. She seems a little hopeless when we first meet her, and then Henry comes to town and things start to shift a little bit, as they do.

Does it feel like a sudden weird connection when she sees Henry?
No, there’s nothing there. And I like that.

Does she not like him?
It’s not that she doesn’t like him. I think she’s just asleep. I don’t think she’s quite in touch with all that stuff yet. A few more things need to happen before she starts getting that feeling. Although, she is inspired by a character, and it kind of shifts her a bit, at the end of the first episode.

Is it a bit heartbreaking for Regina to have missed so many years with Henry?
Absolutely, and you get to see a little bit of that too. She basically sees him for the first time, and she is just like, “Oh my God, I realize how long it’s been since we’ve seen each other,” and I think it’s jarring for her when she sees him for the first time, but she’s also really happy for him, because he’s turned into this beautiful young man, and she’s really quite impressed with him, but she’s still getting to know him now at this level.

It’s like I was with my nephew the other day, and it’s been hard for me being away from my family for seven years — my mom, my sister, the kids. I was very much a part of all their lives before I came up here, and often I look at them like, “Oh my God, I’ve really missed out, I’ve missed all these formative years,” and it’s hard for me. I saw my nephew the other day, and I was talking to him, and I didn’t even know how to even… “Do you have any girlfriends now? and like, “Who are you?” I think that’s also going to be part of the storytelling, is Regina getting to know Henry’s journey, and what he feels now as this young man, and the decisions that he’s made over the years, how that has changed him. It’s going to be really cool to see mother and son catch up, and get to know each other in this way, and then also be in the position where maybe Henry can protect Regina. I’d love to see him defend himself or defend someone else with a big sword, and just fight like this man that we haven’t really seen. We’ve seen a little bit of Henry taking these heroic steps, but we haven’t really seen him in action, and so I think it’s going to be fun for Regina to learn about the man Henry has become. She’s really proud of him, too.

What about where we’re picking up with Regina in the Enchanted Forest?
She’s awesome. I don’t know why I keep thinking of Robin Wright in Wonder Woman, you know how she’s just this powerful warrior goddess? That’s what I see Regina as a little bit in this new fairy tale land, because it’s years later, so there’s a time lapse. It’s like five to seven years later. We’ve gone on this journey with Regina over the years where she’s always having to learn these lessons, and now I feel like she is teaching them. She’s a bit of a mentor and a bit of an advisor and can see things from an aerial viewpoint, whereas before she was so reactive to things. She was calculated, but she was more reactive to things. Now I feel like she’s not as quick to react. She sits back, observes, and then responds, and that’s different for her. It just shows a level of maturity and growth.

Is there anything you’ve heard or hope for in the Regina-centric hour?
I haven’t heard anything. I hope to learn about Roni a little bit, and her backstory, and what are her memories, and what has she gone through? There’s a few scenes that I’ve done over the last few weeks where it’s still unknown to me, but she’s obviously gone through something. She’s loved and lost, or something, something’s gone wrong, because she speaks from a beautiful place of experience and wisdom, which I’m curious to learn how she got to this place in her life. Obviously, we’ve seen Regina’s journey over the years, but we haven’t seen Roni’s. She’s no longer in charge, she’s kind of lost the fight a little bit at first, and then she finds it again. I’d like to learn about how she lost the fight, why, what happened to her, and at what point did she lose hope, and how she’s slowly regaining it. I think it’s because Henry’s back, and magic or something is starting to happen, but his energy is definitely changing things in Hyperion Heights. So I’d like to learn more about Roni, how she ended up in this bar, what this bar means to her, it clearly means a lot to her, she fights for it, she fights to keep it and save it, so I’m curious how she ended up there. I want to learn more about Roni, and I want to learn, did she get a perm, or is she using an iron wand? [Laughs] How is her hair curly all of a sudden? Was she electrocuted? I like the choice with the new hair, and the new wardrobe, I really like it. She reminds me of a biker chick.

How do you feel the show is fundamentally different from before, and how do you feel like it’s the same?
Well, our characters are different. I feel like there’s a time lapse. There’s a level of maturity, and I can speak for Regina, she’s evolved so much. There’s a good 10 years where there’s probably been a lot of self-enhancement and sort of spiritual development, or evolution that we haven’t seen. She’s like a little fairy godmother right now, which I really love. She’s been like a mentor and an advisor, so in that way, my character is different, and with the show, there’s a more modern element to it now. It just feels like everyone is just more relaxed, and yeah, there’s a lot that’s going on, but I just mean how we look, how we dress, we’re not all buttoned up in suits anymore, we’re in T-shirts and jeans, and we’ve moved to Friday night, so there’s a whole different energy that we can bring to that night in itself. In the ways that it’s similar, our formula is the same, we’re still telling stories through flashbacks and present time, and how do they connect? We are still focusing on these awesome fairy tales. And there’s a little more diversity this year, which I really like.

Do you feel like Once, at its core, is still intact?
Oh, yeah. For sure. Absolutely. Absolutely. I just think it’s a new chapter. It’s more of a new book, so we’re on this new journey, and we’re telling these cool stories, and it is different, but at times it feels the same, and then at times it feels totally different. I think in the ways that it doesn’t, at least for me, is a lot with character as well. And I think it feels kind of different for us too because we’re so used to working with certain people, but the formula, and how we tell our story remains the same. There’s just like a little edginess, there’s more edge, there’s a little more darkness. I think visually, it’s going to look slightly different, and I think they’re trying to change that up a little bit, so you definitely see that.

Could new fans actually tune in to the show? Would this be a good place to jump in?
Totally. That’s also what’s really cool about it, because it’s a new book, you have a whole new generation of kids that can just start watching from here on. You know when you think of all these trilogies and stuff, I mean, you kind of have to track them, or it feels like a reboot, or like a spin-off at times, but it’s more of a reboot. But I feel that, yeah, you can tune in now, and start watching from the beginning. I think as someone, as an audience viewer, or someone who knows that the show’s been going for a long time, I would probably want to learn more about these returning characters, and just to see the contrast, and where they came from. But you don’t necessarily have to. You can tune in starting October and just go on this new journey with us.

What would you want to say to the fans who are having mixed reactions right now?
You know, it’s interesting, I haven’t really seen any mixed reaction at all. All I’ve experienced is a lot of support, enthusiasm, and excitement, so I might be missing something, but I’d just tell them to stay open-minded, go on this journey. The alternative is it ends in the sixth season, and then what, then you don’t have another Once Upon a Time. So the fact that there’s an opportunity for us to continue telling these stories, be it through a reboot or as season 7, whatever you want to call it, it’s pretty awesome. You can miss certain characters, we’re all going to miss certain characters, but some of them are going to make an appearance, and they’ll be around, and then you have an opportunity to learn about these new characters, and learn to love them as well. Then you have your returning characters who are beloved and are a lot of fan favorites, so it’s great that you get to see these three characters in a different light, with different names, and different occupations, and different memories, and different energies, different accents. It gives them an opportunity to see what else we can do as artists, and it’s also really cool to see moments where, I know when I’m playing Roni, I look for these little moments for where could I bring Regina in, and it’s fun for me. I was able to do that the other day, and it’s fun for the audience to be able to track those moments and go, “Oh, what’s that, wait, that was kind of like Regina’s voice coming through?!”

What, if anything, makes you most nervous about the reboot?
It’s been very positive for me lately, so I haven’t really felt nervous about it. I’m not really nervous about anything. There’s nothing negative that comes to my head at all. I don’t feel like there’s really anything to fear. The worst thing that happens is it doesn’t work, and then it goes away, and then that sucks, but I just want everyone to stay open-minded, and just have fun, and don’t expect things to be exactly like it was over the last six seasons. I mean, doesn’t that get boring anyway? You think of Game of Thrones, if they didn’t kill off all these favorite characters, what would Game of Thrones be? It’s shocking in those moments when you see some of your favorite characters like, “I can’t believe they killed so and so!” and you’re like, “Oh my God!” but then you stick with it. I just want our audience to be patient, and open-minded, and have fun, and remember it’s a TV show. It’s not like we’re making any big, giant, political decisions here that are going to impact your life in a real serious way, it’s a TV show, so go on this artistic journey with us.

Once Upon a Time returns Friday, Oct. 6 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC. Read our primer of the new season here, and our full Q&A with executive producers Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis here. Check back Thursday for our interview with Andrew J. West.