oh hey look a text post

Clint: why are you naked? 

Tony: I, uh - don’t have clothes? 

Clint: bullshit! *opens closet* you have shirts… pants… jackets… hey Steve, sup?… some socks… too many damn shoes… yo Buck, how’s it hanging?… ties… stockings… gags… shit! T’Challa? how the fuck are you up there?… oh look, some jeans… 

America: So.. I was reading about how alcoholics can be found in like, everyone’s lives. It’s a common issue, ya know

Canada: Oh yeah, I bet we can even name some people in this room.


England: Why are all of you looking at me?! 

Prussia: And me! What are you trying to say?

England: What the hell?

Prussia: Hey, do you want to go to the pub after this? Talk about this bullshit?

England: Yes. Actually. I do. 

How It Really Happened
  • <b> <b></b> Ensemble:</b> HISTORY HAS ITS EYES ON YOOOUUUU!<p><b>Ham, shoving John behind a curtain:</b> Oh okay cool cool hi history hello nothing to hide here hey look a spider<p><p>

Fall Out Boy Challenge - song that makes you cry: What A Catch, Donnie

You know when you’ve had that friend who just think’s they’re a loser, and you know they’re not a loser? And you just kinda want to be like, “Hey idiot.” Yeah this song’s about that guy.

        - Pete Wentz (on Patrick Stump)

Hey @ribonucleic-velociraptor I’m your secret santa!! I hope you enjoy your gift and I wish you amazingly great holidays!!!

and @soupery I’m like the 100th person to say this but thank you for organizing this event again it really means a lot!! 

  • Osomatsu: Hey Choro, What'ya watching?
  • Choromatsu: O-Oh um.. n-nothing ! Nothing...
  • Osomatsu: * Looks over shoulder * Who's that?
  • Choromatsu: N O O N E
  • Osomatsu: Hatsune.. Miku..?
  • Choromatsu: * Loud sweating *
  • Osomatsu: She's got a sweet ass.
  • Choromatsu: W H Y

Cheryl walks over to the core 4 at Pop’s

Cheryl: Hey, you guys want to have a movie night at my house?

Jughead: ha no *shoves handful of fries in mouth*

Archie: yeah sure-

Cheryl: not you *dismissively looks away*

Archie: umm, wat? *shares glance with Jughead and shrugs*

Betty: I can tell my mom i’m at Ethel’s-

Cheryl: hmm, maybe another time Betty. 

Betty: but…you….i.. *eyes furrow, then shakes head*

Cheryl:* turns and beams to Veronica* Guess its just you and me babe. See you at 7, oh and bring pajamas *winks and walks away*


Betty:….. did Cheryl just ask you out?

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Badass? Or Sweetheart? (Andy Biersack Imagine)


All week seemed like there was something up with Andy. We would walk down the street and his chest would be forced out, his back straight, and his beautiful blues eye almost always had a glare in them. It was strange, never have I ever seen him act that way. Yesterday, he posted a selfie on Instagram of him looking all bad ass, which I’m not gonna lie was very sexy, but it was so strange. But the weird thing is I’m not the only one who’s noticed him acting this way. Ashley texted me earlier today.  

Ash: Hey Y/N, I’ve got a question for you

Y/N: Yeah?

Ash: What’s going on with Andy? He’s acting different? Like he’s trying to be tough and a badass, which don’t get me wrong isn’t bad, but it’s just strange.

Y/N: I was just wondering the same thing Ash. Idk what’s gotten into him, it’s like he woke up and just decided to act like that.

Ash: Oh, okay. Well if you can figure it out, like us know. 'Cause know it’s freaking out Jake, Jinxx and CC a little bit.

Y/N: okay I will. Talk to you later Ash

Ash: K Y/N

After that conversation with Ashley, I went to look for Andy. He was in the living room watching what looked like some action movie.

“Andy? Babe?”

He looked over at me and raised an eyebrow.


“Can I ask you something, without you getting mad?”

“Sure?” Andy said unsure of why I asked if I could ask him a question.

“I love you, I want you to know that. Also I’m only asking this because I’m just confused and so are the guys. What’s going on with you?”

“What do you mean Y/N?” he said with a slight annoyance in his voice.

“I mean, like why are you acting a like a badass? What made you want to start being tough? I mean, you are already a tough guy and everything, but what made you start wanting act like you, I don’t know, like you’re the shit? You know what I mean?”

“I don’t know what you mean. But if you’re talking about me acting like I just don’t give a flying fuck anymore, or how I’ve been carrying myself, it’s honestly just how I’ve been waking up and the mood I’ve been in. Does it bother you? Or scare you?”

“No, I guess not. I mean it is kind of sexy, but it’s also kind of creepy, because you're acting like it when we are alone, and I guess it’s just that I’m used to you acting all sweet and caring. But I mean, I don’t know, I’m just a little confused.”

“Well Y/N, all you need to worry about is the fact that I love you and I’m not trying to scare you. Okay?”

“Yeah, okay.”

Now I was more confused than ever about how he has been acting. I guess we’ll just have to play it out and see if he ever goes to back to the sweet and caring Andy that we were all used too.

~~Three Days later~~

I had just gotten home from work. Walking into the house, it was quiet, too quiet actually. Normally Andy would have been blasting KISS or some other rock band through the stereo, or watching TV with the surround sound on. 

“Andy? Hun, I’m home.” I called down the hallway

“Andy?” I said walking into our bedroom.

I enter the doorway and see Andy sitting criss-cross on the floor, with Crow in the middle of his legs, petting and kissing the top of his head. I quickly get out my phone and took a picture of them. I smile, while I post the picture to Instagram and Twitter. I added the comment “Badass? Sure. But in reality he’s nothing but a big loveable guy with a big heart. I love you babe :*” 

I put my phone back into my pocket and spoke up.

“Um, excuse me. I would like some kisses and hugs too, Andy.” I say, smirking at him. 

He looks up at me, and smiled. 

“Crow buddy, get up.” Once he says that, Crow gets off of his lap and walks out the door.

“Come here Y/N.” he says, grabbing my hand and pulling me over to him.

“Is my Andy back?” I asked. 

“I’ve always been here babe.” he replies, looking down at me. 

“That’s not what I mean. What I mean is the ‘badass’ Andy gone for now?” 

“For now.” He says laughing

“Good.” I say, I start to smirk and push him to where the back of his legs brush against the foot of our bed.

“What are you doing?”

“Oh, nothing.” With that I push him on to the bed, where we cuddle, share a few kisses, and just lay there whispering sweet things to each other.

  • Tyler Posey: hey :)
  • Halsey: h-hi I um how are things.. You know with your family [trips, Polaroids fall out] fuck I um
  • Tyler Posey: oh let me hel- [realizes it's his dad]
  • Halsey: N-no it's, it's cool I mean [falls down and 1,000 more fall out] fuck it's not what it looks lik- [backpack opens and more fall out] I just, I mean, fucK
  • Tyler Posey: *cricket sounds*
  • Me: *in the library studying*
  • Person: *sees my Rick and Morty decal on my laptop* Hey, nice sticker! I love Rick and Morty too!
  • Me: *heart beats quickly* oh, sweet! Yeah it's a great show hahah
  • Person: are you caught up?
  • Me internally: I've watched each season about twenty times
  • Me externally: yeah!
  • Person: what's your favorite episode?
  • Me internally: oh god don't let them know how obsessed with this show don't dO IT
  • Me externally: oh haha um I think the one with the memory parasites?
  • Me internally: Total Rickall episode 204 premiered August 16 2015, written by Mike McMahan and directed by Juan Meza-Leon
  • Person: oh yeah haha that episode was weird, I didn't really like it. I liked season 1 better to be honest
  • Me:
  • Them:
  • Me:
  • Them:
  • Me: Get out
  • me: I can't believe nobody is attracted to me
  • me: oh if only someone liked me
  • me: I must be a very unattractive person
  • me: I'm going to die alone
  • person: hey I think you're really cute, wanna go out some time?
  • me: I'm not really looking for a relationship right now :)
  • person: oh ok
  • me: ...
  • me: I can't believe nobody is attracted to me, oh if only
Larry Skype
  • Harry: *calling Lou*
  • Louis: *answers* hey hazza!!
  • Harry: hey boo *fond look* what you doing?
  • Louis: *hesitates* uummm...., i'm.., kinda, sorta..,
  • Harry: common boo. You can tell me
  • Louis: *sighs* promise you wont be upset? *hurt puppy look* only because you're not here..,
  • Harry: yeah sure *wondering*
  • Louis: I'm writing a song about you *blushes and looks down*
  • Harry: *fonds* oh.., well.., that's okay. I thought you were doing something else.., *hints*
  • Louis: ...., *shocked*
  • Harry: I miss you

@toxinice post (im sorry im a noob i didnt know how to reblog the pictures w/ your text, forgive me)

Mark: wow, you’re cute..
Jack: *blushes* you really think so?..
Mark: your eyes..I mean wow..
Jack: *Blushes more* oh, stop it…
Mark: And your ASS I mean damn!!!
Jack: Excuse me?!-
Mark: *Looks away from mirror* oh- Hey, Jack! did you say something?
Jack: *Eye twitch*….

I felt like drawing this conversation out when i saw @cartoonjunkie reblog this, im not a very good artist but i still find this very entertaining :3c

glitteringelite replied to your post: Hey Archie, what happened to Notch?

Looks like he finally listened to his common sense, then~!


He did.

      Fer a good reason too.

When you’ve tasted Mega Evolution, and had it under your control…

      Oh, what a beautiful thing that is.

Not that you’d know the feelin’, of course. Scitzos can’t Mega Evolve, after all.

sonikkulover101  asked:

Hey Eric. What's is the sexiest thing about Kyle besides his looks? (Btw I love your blog your art is perfect ❤️💚)

Oh man, the sexiest thing about Kyle, besides his looks and that ass of his? That’s so tough. He sure can suck some dick pretty well, that’s one thing.

Cartman, stop.

Alright, I’ll get serious. Sometimes when he’s horny, he talks in this low voice that’s really fucking sexy. And he lets out these little noises when we’re getting down and dirty.
…When he’s doing his hacking computer skills shit, that’s kinda sexy too.
All of Kyle is sexy to me, down to his Jew nose and his shitty cooking skills.

….At least I’m all sexy to you. That’s pretty sweet of you to say, Cartman. You have a lot of sexy qualities too…

Awwwww.~ I always knew you found me sexy, babe.

((Aaaaa thank you! ❤ that’s so nice to hear! ;3;))