oh hey baby nothing is wrong

Drama Queen
  • Victor: Hey Yuuri, do you hear... Super angsty music playing?
  • Yuuri: You know, I thought I heard crying but the music was so loud I wasn't sure. I'll go check.
  • Yuuri: *knocking on Yuri's door*
  • Yuuri: Hey... Are you okay? What's wrong?
  • Yuri: NotHING! GO AWAY!!
  • Yuuri: I'm coming in!
  • Yuri: No, stupid pig!
  • Yuuri: Aww, poor baby, is it boy trouble?
  • Yuri: *sniffling* ...yeah, Otabek hates me and wants to break up with me!
  • Yuuri: *holding Yuri* Oh... This seems... Sudden. Victor, honey, come up here. Did you know about any of this?
  • Victor: Of what?
  • Yuuri: Yuri and Otabek's problems?
  • Victor: No... They didn't have any problems last I heard.
  • Yuri: He hates me and won't text back!
  • Victor: Haha, he probably just forgot to! I do all the time!
  • Yuri and Yuuri: HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE? YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!
  • Yuri's Phone: *dings*
  • Yuri: Oh, he texted back.
  • Yuuri and Victor: AND?!??!!!
  • Yuri: Lmao, he just forgot. Silly Beka Bear!
  • Yuuri and Victor: *walking away* What a drama queen.
  • *Music and crying resumes less than a minute later*
  • Yuuri and Victor: Jfc
DILF- Shawn Mendes

A/N: Hey guys! This is my first imagine on Tumblr. It is 2204 words. Not sure if that’s long or short. I really don’t know what to say 😂 Feel free to message me with any feedback and I hope you enjoy! 


“Daddy comes home today, baby,” I expressed to my almost year old daughter while I bounced her on my hip.

“Aren’t you so excited?” she only replied with cute giggles and two-teethed smiles.

One thing about Avery was she loved her dad more than anything in the world. Anything about him made her happy. She loved to FaceTime with him or just listen to one of his songs. There had been many occasions when she wouldn’t sleep, but I put on her father’s music and she was out like a light.

I looked at my baby, being captivated by her beauty. Sure she was still young, but I could see her looking like her father more and more every day. She had his curly brown hair, the kind that swooped across her forehead, and his beautiful light brown eyes. Avery had Shawn’s smile and his cute little nose. He always said she looked like me and “Thank God because you’re the cute one.” I didn’t agree with either of those statements. I was glad she looked like him. If I was missing him, I had a little mini him around to dull the longing I felt.

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Tall, Smart, and Handsome

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Summary: A hunt frustrates Sam and makes him feel like he’s not smart enough. You set out to prove him wrong.

Word Count: ~1,130

Warnings: insecure!Sam, fluff, Sam appreciation <3

A/N: Written for @idreamofhazel‘s traits of Sam challenge! My trait was Sam’s intelligence. I loved this challenge, focused around all things Sam. Amazing idea, thanks for letting me participate!!

Originally posted by frozen-delight

There he was again, sitting in the library of the bunker, books spread across the large table in front of him. His brow was furrowed as his eyes skimmed the pages, desperately seeking answers. He rested his knuckles against his forehead as the other hand flipped and held the pages, long fingers trailing along the words as he read them. You watched from the doorway, but when you noticed his leg shaking in frustration, you stepped into the room and quickly made your way to him.

“Sammy, what’s wrong?” You stood next to him, resting a hand on his shoulder.

“Huh? Oh - oh, hey baby. Uh, nothing. I’m - I’m fine.” His eyes flitted to you very briefly before concentrating on one of his many books again.

“Don’t lie to me, Sam.” You walked to the other side of the table and sat down across from him.

It was like he barely even noticed your presence. Sam did this every time he researched. He would get caught up in the lore, so determined to figure everything out on his own. It was one of the many things you admired about him. He made it look almost effortless, figuring out the most difficult of cases with help from no one.

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Daughter

Pairing: Linstead
Timeline: Future
Genre: Fluff

A/N: Hello lovelies! I’ve had this written for a while, but it never seemed like the right time to post it. But here you go, enjoy.

As always, reviews are more than encouraged, because as you know (if you know me a bit), us writers tend to have a lot of self-doubts. :) 

I recommend listening to Daughter by Sleeping At Last while reading. It’s what inspired this story.

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/plump lips/ park jimin imagine

Originally posted by holykyungie

summary: you never kissed a stranger but things are about to take a turn

words: 1.134


dancing, drinking, partying all night was something that you liked doing every once in a while. it was your way of releasing all the stress you had gathered up from the past week. you didn’t really have a busy life but school was a big part of it.

“y/n want another shot of something?” your friend yelled from the other side. currently you were at a table with your friends and some random guys you had never seen before. they offered you to pay for the drinks so you agreed. i mean who wouldn’t want free drinks right?

“yeah, get me whatever!” you yelled back taking a sip of some sort of hard alcohol.  

after a couple of drinks you were drunk. this happened pretty much every single time you came into the club. but you still haven’t had enough. 

 "y/f/n hahaha biiitchh i’m gettting moreee , you want anythin?“ you half yelled but your friend was busy making out with a guy so you just left and went to the bar. 

 ‘omg that guy is so ugly lol’ you thought to yourself as you were passing by sweaty bodies all dancing and girls grinding on guys. making out was something you were all about but you had never done this with a random stranger in the club like your friend was doing it. to you it seemed pointless, making out with someone who you won’t see ever again. 

 "two beers please” you said to the bar tender and he nodded grabbing two black beers from the fridge removing the caps and placing them in front of you. he gave you the bill and once you payed you started making your way back to the table. but the journey was soon over as you bumped into someones back so hard that the beers shattered and spilled all over your dress, the beer was in your hair too and it stuck on your skin.

 "oh yuuuuck" you yelled in disgust forgetting that there was someone right in front of your eyes. you didn’t bother looking up since you were soaking wet having the whole dress drenched in the alcohol. 

 "you stink.“ someones voice said. you looked up but still kept your hands on the dress not knowing what to do with it. it was a guy. a very handsome one actually, he had black hair and a very soft angelic face. 

 "you think?” you said back in a annoying way and bumped into him trying to walk away but he grabbed your wrists, making you face him.

 "hey i’m sorry it was a joke.“ he said slowly moving his hands up your arms giving you goosebumps all over your body with a slight smirk.

 'no’ you thought to yourself 'no i’m not doing this’

but there was something about him that made you want him. as soon as he touched your skin it sent shivers down your spine but you were trying to push those thoughts away since you didn’t come to this club to make out with strangers for the next couple of hours. 

 he still had his hands on you while staring into your eyes and didn’t move at all. you stared back at him slowly analyzing his face, his eyes, his nose, chubby cheeks all his features, and then you stopped on his lips. those full plump lips and every once in a while he would bite his bottom lip. barring his teeth into it. 

 'oh fuck it’ you said grabbing his face and pushing your lips onto his. he at first didn’t kiss back so you pressed your body into him not caring that your dress was still wet, and then he finally started kissing you back. he put his right hand on the small of your back, with the other one he moved your hair back behind your ear and moved his lips to your neck sucking on your sweet spot. "ahh..” you moaned and he smiled into your neck slowly tracing his tongue across the spot that he kissed before. you could feel the heat from his tongue slowly getting on your neck and every once in a while he would kiss you back on your lips. slowly tugging on your bottom lip and biting it. 

 you pulled away for a second completely out of breath still keeping your hands on this boy looking somewhere down on the floor. 'what did i just do’ you thought when the boy lifted your chin up so that you were looking at him.

 "you okay?“ he said and you nodded smiling back at him. he then put his hands on your back swaying himself and you slowly into the beat. but you didn’t feel like dancing. you just realized what have you done, kissed a random guy, and you said to yourself you wouldn’t do this. what made you change your way of thinking so quickly was probably because you started sobering down and the alcohol wasn’t in your system anymore.

 "i need some air” you said putting your hands away from him and practically running outside of this club. why was this even such a big deal to you is not like you had sex with him or anything. it was just a stupid kiss. 

 "warn me up if you are going to run away like that from me.“ you heard a voice behind you but you just stood there not looking his way.

"hey is there something wrong? did I do anything?" 

 "no." 

 "then what is it?”

 "nothing.“

 "you don’t fool me, I can see it in your eyes that something is up, spill baby doll I don’t bite.”

 "but you do.“ and gave him half a smile

 "there! you smiled” he said coming a bit closer to you trying to take your hands into his but you quickly pulled away from him.

 "are you afraid of me or something? i’m not going to hurt you trust me.“

 "i’m fine don’t worry about it stranger”

 "oh right how dumb of me, i’m Jimin what’s your name?“

 "y/n.” you answered very shortly still thinking about what you have done. part of you liked that you kissed this Jimin guy but a part of you wasn’t feeling right about this. 

 "sweet name, anyway want to grab another drink or something?“ 

and then you spilled it all out

 "no…listen Jimin i’m sorry about the kiss, I shouldn’t have done that I..I was drunk and wasn’t thinking straight um..I..have to go i’m sorry..” you said and started running away from him into the dark street and you ran and ran until you were so far away where he couldn’t reach you anymore.


 pt.2 anyone?

Accept me pt.1

Dean tried to tell her.He really did,but…He is afraid.Afraid that she won’t accept him.

Dean and Mary went undercover on a gala dinner.Dean couldn’t stop looking at the waiter,Mary caught that.He tried to control himself.

Weeks after the dinner,he avoided Mary.

Castiel was cuddling with Dean.He buried his head in Dean’s chest.

,,Did you tell her?“-Cas asked
,,I tried,I really did…You have to understand.She probably isn’t used to…This.”

,,I understand,but you have to understand me and my needs.“-Castiel said

,,I know,baby…I know.”-Dean kissed Castiel’s forehead.

Dean got dressed and went to see Mary downstairs.She was watching some movie.

,,Hey…“-Dean said
,,Oh,hi.What’s wrong?”
,,Nothing….I just wanna watch a movie.“

He sat down next to her.His hand were shivering and shaking.

,,Goddamit!Did you see that?”-Mary yelled
,,See what?“-Dean asked
,,Two guys just kissed….Digusting!”

Dean wasn’t okay.He was on the edge of tears.He got up and went to see Cas in his bedroom.

,,Cas!“-Dean said opening the door
,,What’s wrong?”-Cas said
,,We’re going.“
,,Where?”
,,Somewhere…Anywhere.I need to leave.“
,,Why?”

Dean pulled the suitcase under his bed and started packing.

,,How did she react?“-Cas said
,,She is gonna hate me.”-Dean said panicking
,,Did you tell her?“
,,No,but she doesn’t like gays.”
,,But….You’re bisexual.“

Dean stop packing and came closer to Cas.

,,She won’t accept us.”-Dean said with tears falling down his cheek

,,What about Sam?“
,,We can see Sam every day,in café,motels…But now here!”

Cas stopped and hugged Dean.
Dean started crying.

,,I just want my family to accept me…“

Dean was gone.He left everything behind,his car,Sam,his mom.

,,Where’s Dean?”-Mary asked Sam

,,Dunno,check his room.“


Mary entered his room and it was empty.His clothes were gone,his special comb brushes were gone.The only thing that was left behind was picture of Mary and Dean together when he was a kid.

93. "I Believe in You" [GOT7] Jackson

Originally posted by jackseunie

Genre: 100% Undoubtedly fluff [because besides the occasional angst, It’s all I can write)

Word Count:638 words

Admin: Tae💚

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oKAY but imagine the boys reactions when you had a bad day and feel like total ass

Seokjin:

“Are you feeling okay Jagi?????”

“Jin, I’m fine really, I just don’t feel that great. I had a bad day”

*Runs to get cool cloth for your head*

*runs to get hot compress*

*Makes you soup really fast*

“I THINK YOU NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION RIGHT NOW IMMEADIATLY”

*puts 10 million blankets on you*

Originally posted by jinful

Yoongi:

*sees you being all grumpy*

“Y/N, what’s wrong?”

“Today was so bad, I want to sleep for 3 years”

*Grabs your wrist and leads you to the bedroom for a nap*

“Oh me too. That’s a great plan”

Originally posted by baebsaes

Hoseok:

“Jagi, are you okay?”

“No”

*pulls you into a giant hug and strokes your hair*

“I’m gonna order us pizza, then you tell me what’s wrong, ok?”

Originally posted by holdmettightbts

Namjoon:

“Oh hey baby girl! How was your d-“

*sees your death stare*

*backs away slowly*

*comes back over and wraps you in a fluffy blanket*

“Does someone need attention?”

Originally posted by forjimin

Jimin:

“Y/N… is something wrong?”

“hmm? oh, it’s nothing Jimin, I just had a bad day”

*pulls you into his lap*

“Jimin! What are you doing??!?”

*starts rubbing your back and massaging your shoulders*

“I’m making my baby feel good, now tell me what happened today”

Originally posted by grungeylife

Taehyung:

*Sees you’re upset*

*walks up behind you and gives you a warm back hug and smiles into your neck while giggling like a giant floof*

“Lets go get ice cream, Jagi!!!!!!”

Originally posted by hellosarang

Jungkook:

“God, today sucked! I just want to die!”

*forgets what words are*

*forgets how to fucking bREATHE*

*walks to you carefully and slowly wraps his arms around you*

“…did you want to talk about it?”

Originally posted by sugutie

 -Kaitlin

notes: i think everyone in the ih fandom supports big brother kazui

disclaimer: disclaimed

Ichigo comes home to the smell of dinner, baby powder and cleaning wipes. 

Oh, and a pouting eight year old. 

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anonymous asked:

little!ja//ck getting really really pouty and grumbly the more tired he gets, because he wants to keep playing with his toys and running around so bad that he just gets so grumpy when he's sleepy, throwing a plushie or two before ma//rk notices that his boy is just sleepy and not really upset. He prepares lil ja//ck a nice warm bath with lavender and sets him up with a bunch of stuffies in bed, singing to him softly until ja//ck finally relents and passes out all curled up around ma//rk 💘

OH GOSH YOURE SPOILING ME WITH THESE HCS

jack mumbling and kicking his feet. throwing the plushies around the room. nearly missing mark.

“hey, woah woah woah. baby boy, what’s wrong?”

“nothing.”

“no, there’s something wrong. cmon, you can tell daddy.”

jack stomps his feet again and throws his sep%tic eye sa%m. a clear sign jack’s sleepy, since he only ever throws his sam when he’s in need of sleep.

“alright. daddy thinks he knows what wrong. stay here, okay jack?”

jack crosses his arms, whining, picking up sam to throw him against the wall. sleepy as ever.

mark setting up the bath and putting in lots of bubbles!! helping the poor cranky baby in the tub and washing him. letting the lavender smell rush up to his nose, relaxing him more and more as mark works.

eventually, mark wraps up jack in a warmed up towel. draining the tub and rushing to help clothe jack, whose on the edge of sleep. mark diapering him and kissing the tip of his nose as he zips him up in his footie pjs.

mark gathers up all the plushies jack threw around. jack leaving his arms open around the soft toys to cuddle them. he nuzzles up to sam the most, whispering a, “sowwy, sammy.” to it.

“lay down, sleepyhead. daddy’ll wake you up in the morning,”

“ni ni, daddy. i love yew.”

“and i love you, sweet dreams.”

Sun and clouds

x Kim Taehyung

  • Fluff (+ Very subtle smut; Dirty talk + stripping)

Being away from each other has it’s ups and downs just like sunny vs. cloudy days. Taehyung goes away on tour for a month and it’s the first time you two spend a longer time apart from each other and not seeing someone you normally see every day has it’s struggle. Like when clouds cover the sky for days, so long you notice how much being able to see the sun actually matters.

Warnings: Very cute boyfriend.

Words: 2.8K | Masterlist | Read on AO3

Originally posted by booptae

He sneaked away in the middle of the night, making sure not to wake you up as he tip toed over the floor to pack the last items in his suitcase before getting picked up by his manager.

You said your good byes the evening before, Taehyung insisting that you shouldn’t wake up to wave him off.

He zipped the zip of the suitcase and put on his shoes, as he reached out to the door handle he hesitated. His hand missed the handle and he let go of his suitcase, walking back in to your shared apartment. He carefully opened the bedroom door and walked over to your side of the bed, where you were laying, deep in dreamland. He gently brushed a few strands of hair away from your forehead before leaning down and kissing you softly on your temple.

You woke up bright and early the next morning, well rested and in a good mood. Normally you would’ve spooned up behind Taehyung if he had not done so to you first but you were alone in the big bed. You sighed, remembering you wouldn’t see him for a month. Not seeing a person you normally see every day for a longer sudden time can be very discomforting. You stretched your arms out and sat up in bed followed by a brush through your hair with your hand. You looked over to your nightstand to grab your phone and noticed a small folded piece of paper. You smiled in anticipation thinking your dorky boyfriend had done something dorky again, and indeed he had.

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Experiments (Leo Valdez Fluff)

Summary ~ Confess your feelings then get jealous, you confuse me?

Words ~ 1174

Request ~ Yes

I sat in the science labs after school, looking from the test tube to the book. I was suppose to have this experiment done for today, but with me being the procrastinator I am I didn’t. Luckily Mrs. Dodds said I could stay behind after school and finish it. I sighed knowing I was missing one chemical. I went to the back of the classroom opening the chemical press trying to find some hydrochloric acids. I picked up the bottle making my way back to my desk looking down at the label until I walked into what felt like a wall. I looked up to see my best friend Leo.
“Hey Leo” I said instantly smiling.
“Hey Gorgeous” He said sitting beside me. My stomach fluttered at his nickname and at the same time I felt a knife go through my heart. This crush was getting out of hand at first I could control the butterflies, the smiling, the blushing constantly, the almost fainting when the hugged, cuddled and kissed my cheek, but I am losing control more and more everyday.
“Hello Y/N, are you listening to me?” I snapped out of my daydream and looked over to see Leo raising an eyebrow at me.
“Sorry what did you say?” I asked.
“I said are you going to Nico’s party tonight?” He laughed.
“If I can finish this experiment in time to go home and get ready in time, I will be defiantly be there” I said pouring out some of the hydrochloric acid on to different rocks.
“I’ll stop distracting you” He laughed and sat on the desk behind me looking at his phone. After 20 minutes he was already bored so he decided to annoy me.
“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Y/N” He kept poking me.
“Leo if you don’t stop I will pour this acid over your head” I warned. “Just go back to looking at your phone”
“But you are distracting me from my phone” He whined.
“How am I distracting you?” I said turning around.
“Dat ass” He laughed. “I mean could you drop a pencil and pick it up” He kept laughing at his stupidity.
“Shut up” I said shoving him but he caught my hand and pulled me close.
“Haha very funny Leo, come on let me go” I said even though I was loving the closeness and the smell of his cologne. He didn’t release me, he just moved his hands and wrapped them around my lower back.
“Come on Leo, if I don’t finish the experiment I can’t go to the party” I said looking down, I didn’t dare look at his face because God knows what I would do.
“Y/N” He whispered.
“What?”
“Look up”
“I could look at you if you let me go” I laughed. He moved one hand to my chin keeping the other one on the small of my back. He tilted my chin up so I was looking into his eyes.
“I want to try this experiment” He smiled before pressing his lips to mine. I was shocked but I made sure that I was kissing back. If he decided he didn’t like this ‘experiment’ I was going to make sure that I remembered this kiss. He pulled away slowly placing his forehead to mine.
“I think these two chemicals have a lot of chemistry” He smiled.
“I concur” I laughed.
“I like you Y/N a lot. I have for a while and I didn’t want to risk the friendship, but I decided that a kiss with you was worth it even if you don’t like me back”
“Leo I have been falling for you for 3 months, if I never get to kiss you again I will cry”
“Well I don’t want to see you sad” He smiled pressing his lips back to mine.
“Be. My. Girlfriend” He whispered between kisses.
“Of. Coarse” I whispered back. He pulled away from the kiss and wrapped his arms around me hugging me tight.
“How about we blow off the science and go help Nico set up for his party” Leo suggested.
“Sounds good” I laughed grabbing my school bag.
Leo dropped me home and told me to meet him at Nico’s when I was ready. I took a shower and got changed into some party clothes which wasn’t mush different to my normal clothes, maybe a bit more fancy.  http://www.polyvore.com/chill_hunter/set?id=148690191
I walked to Nico’s house and let myself in.
“Nico where you at?” I yelled. He came out of the kitchen with a smirk on his face.
“Hey Y/N” He said wiggling his eyebrows.
“What?” I questioned.
“You banging my bed friend” He winked.
“What? All we did was kiss”
“Yeah but I can see into the future and your getting the D” He joked.
“Shut up Nico I came to help you set up for the party”
“Okay sorry go turn on some music” I walked over and pressed play on his ipod and immediately 'Wiggle’ came on.
“OH YEAH BABY” I heard Nico scream from the kitchen as he ran into the sitting room, which he had moved all the furniture out of for the party.
“Come on Y/N, you know what to do” He said pulling me over to him as we started dancing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efK_Nzc6wQU
When the song finished I gave Nico a hug laughing, I looked over his shoulder to see Leo frowning in the doorway. I ran over to him.
“Hey Boyfriend” I smiled.
“Hey” He said walking into the kitchen. I followed him confused.
“Leo what’s wrong”
“Nothing” He said opening the fridge to get a drink.
“You’re not regretting kissing me are you” I said almost on the brink of tears.
“What” He said shocked..
“It’s okay I should have seen it coming, you’re you, I’m me, it wouldn’t have worked” I said turning and running to the bathroom. I started taking deep breaths, as much as this was like a knife to the heart I didn’t want to ruin my make up and leave here looking like a raccoon. I heard someone knocking on the door.
“Occupied” I yelled slightly. But the knocking continued.
“I said, someone is in here” I said opening the door slightly. There stood Leo frowning, he pushed me into the bathroom kicking the door closed behind him. He pinned my against the wall smashing his lips against mine.
“I would never regret this, you are everything I want and I finally have you. I just got a little jealous of you and Nico, but I know now that, that was stupid because he may be allowed dance with you, but he can’t kiss you or hold you like this because you are mine” He smirked.
“Say that again” I whispered as leaned back down.
“You. Are. Mine.” He said in between pecks.
“You better not be having sex in my bath tub” I heard Nico shout through the door.
“Shut up Nico” We shouted at the same time, before looking at each other and laughing.

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Snapchat ~ crazey_jadey

Baby Series. Preference #1 You find out you're pregnant

(A|N Yes this is a repost but that’s not important. Anyway. FIRST PART OF THE BABY SERIES *confetti falls from ceiling*
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Bellamy Blake:
Bellamy walked into the medical wing and his eyes immediately landed on you. You were talking with Abby when he same over. He grabbed your hands. This morning you had thrown up yet again like you have been for awhile now. 
“Are you okay?! Is she okay?!” He asked as he squeezed her hands. Bracing himself for the delivery of the news that you only had days to live-
“Bellamy…there’s…we need to talk…” (Y/n) bit her lip as Bellamy nodded. Abby patted her shoulder with a warm smile before walking away. 
“Are you dying?!” He whispered with tears in his eyes. He brought her into a hug.
“It’s okay. W-we can make these last few days the best anybody could ask for-hell I’ll even-"
“What?! No! Bellamy I’m…I’m pregnant.” She whispered a Bellamy gasped. He pulled away with big brown eyes. Pushing back tears of joy from spilling. 
“You’re…we’re…we’re going to have a baby?!” He whispered as tears threatened to spill. She nodded as a grin made its way to his lips. 
“I’m so excited! Oh my god-I’m gonna be a dad!” He cheered as he peppered kisses all over her face and neck. She giggled. He made his way to his her small bump. 
“Hi baby. It’s me…your daddy…i can’t wait to meet you…you’re gonna be so loved baby…” He sniffed as tears spring into her eyes. 
“We’re gonna be the cutest goddamn family-oh my god! We have to tell Octavia!” He shouted as he scooped her up and sprinted to find Octavia.
"OCTAVIA! I’m gonna be a father! And you’re gonna be an aunt!”
“Bellamy-don’t fall over-”
“Who put this damn log here?! 
John Murphy:
"What the hell is wrong with you!?”
“How can you flirt with him in front of me like that?!”
“Dammit Murphy I wasn’t flirting!”
“Oh yeah?! Maybe I should just go!”
“Don’t you dare leave me John Murphy!”
“And why shouldn’t I princess?!” John screamed as tears pooled in your eyes. The next sentence came out like word vomit. 
“I CAN’T RAISE THIS BABY ALONE MURPHY.” Murphy froze. (Y/n)’s eyes widened as she burst into sobs. Her back hitting the wall behind her as she slid down it. Pulling her knees to her chest as she stared at the forming bump with sadness. 
Murphy was still. He…he was going to be a dad? Someone was going to look up to him? He slowly walked over as he slid next to her. Bringing his arms to pull her into his lap. She didn’t object. He rested his chin on her back as he rubbed her back. His shaky hand resting on the small bump. 
“I-I’m not going anywhere…I’m not gonna leave you. I love you.”
Jasper Jordan:
Jasper stared at (Y/n) as she walked back through the gates of the camp. His eyes dropped to the small 2 month bump that was her stomach. He sprinted to her as tears filled her eyes. She had been in Polis making peace, he of course protested strongly but it caused he young couple to become in a fight. She told him only minutes before that she was pregnant. Now here she was again. Glowing. Her bump the size of a small bowl. Only about 2 months along 
“You’ve gotten so big…I missed you so much…god I’ve missed you two.” He cried as he squatted to press a kiss to her bump. She let out a breathy laugh as she wiped away tears. 
“We’ve missed you too…” She cried as he enveloped her in a hug. 
“I’m never letting you both out of my sight again…” He whispered as they held each other close.
"So. Jasper Jordan. Heard you got my little girl pregnant.” Jasper’s eyes shot open. He turned to meet disapproving eyes. Jasper’s face went pale white and he collapsed to the floor as your jaw dropped in shock.
“Marcus! You broke Jasper!”
“I have to keep my little girl safe, (Y/n) Kane.”
Monty Green:
Monty watches as (Y/n) left the medical wing once again one morning. She had been sneaking away every morning for a few weeks now, and always acted weird when he kissed her.
“(Y/n). What is going on?!” Monty stepped out from beside the opening. She jumped as she gasped. Monty rubbed his neck sheepishly.
“A-Ah…sorry I scared you…” He blushed. She shook her head.
“Monty-I…” She whispered as tears filled her eyes.
“Hey hey hey…what’s wrong?! Why are you crying?!”
“Damn hormones.” She whispered as he pulled her into his arms.
“Period?” He asked quietly. She froze.
“Honey. A period is nothing to be ashamed of! It’s normal and I understand-”
“Monty!”
“Every women goes through it I mean-”
“Monty it’s not my period!” She groaned. He stopped talking and looked at her. Furrowed brows before it hit him.
“You! Oh my god-You! We’re pregnant-There’s a baby! We’re having a baby!” He screamed excitedly. She giggled as he stared at her stomach. Poking it in awe.
“My sperm made a baby!” He muttered.
“Okay Monty. Don’t go into shock-”
Monty’s eyes rolled into his head as he collapsed onto the ground.
“Damn it Monty.” 
Lincoln:
Lincoln stared at (Y/n). She had been avoiding him all day. 
“What is going on (Y/n)?! what did I do?!” He begged as he walked closer to her. 
“Lincoln-”
“Is it something I said-”
“I’m pregnant okay?!” She snapped as his eyes widened. It darted to her stomach. A small bump. 
“You’re…”
“I guess I have been for awhile…just found out today.” She whispered. She burst into tears as she clung to Lincoln. Lincoln held her close. Cradling her head. Pressing a sweet kiss to her forehead. They both knew it would be hard. Especially now they were on this hell hole of a planet where people died in the blink of an eyes. 
“We’re gonna be fine…we’re gonna be okay…we’re gonna have this baby…a-and we’re gonna watch them grow…I’ll be damned if i let anybody hurt you two okay?!” He whispered as it dawned on him. 
“I’m gonna be a dad…” He smiled. She couldn’t help but smile at his excitement. It was going to be difficult. But when you weren’t alone. 
Roan:
Roan laid in his make shift bed. His stunning girlfriend came in and noticed his form on the bed. 
“Hello my prince.” She whispered nervously. 
“Hello my princess…how was your day?” He asked as he took note of her nervousness. 
“G-good.” She sat on the bed. Back facing to him. His large hands reached and traced her spine. She jumped. 
“You’re nervous…why is that?” He asked in a gravely voice. 
“Well…I-I’m…”
“Speak, my gona-”
“I’m pregnant.” She blurted as she turned to him. He raised a brow. 
“Is that all?”
“Y-you’re not angry?!”
“And why would I be my gona? We are going to having a little warrior.” He (surprisingly) smiled as he tucked a wavy lock of her hair behind her ear. 
“They will be tough…head strong…just like you my beautiful princess.”
“Hopefully they won’t have your temper.” She giggled warmly. 
“Hopefully they will not have your wit, my love.”

Influenced Father - Part 2

REQUESTED BY ANON: Please tell me that you’re making a part two for Influenced Father? It was really good!

Part 1

You’re five years old mind doesn’t understand anything of what is happening right now. You know that something bad was happening to your father, this is what Uncle Sam told you. He went off one day, and came back with your father, dead in his arms and you froze at the sight. Uncle Sam ordered you to go to your room and you did.
Then, Sam left, of course bringing you with him, to go and search for something, he never wanted to tell you what.
Now, nothing makes sense, when Sam came to see you and talk to you, he said that your father was missing and alive.
“But, Uncle Sammy! He was not moving and he had blood” you cried out “it has been two weeks”.
“Hey, hey” Sam takes you in his arms “I’ll get your Dad back, I promise. But, you have to promise me that you will stay in your room until I said so, okay? I left you some homework and some of your favorite movies, okay? I’ll come and get you for lunch”.
“Okay, Uncle Sammy” you said wiping your tears.
“Your father didn’t die” Sam lied “he was just in a bad shape, but I will make him better”.
“Okay”.
You run off to your room and close the door behind you, but you are curious. You saw something was off with Sam, and you want to know why, you also don’t believe a word he said.
You run out your room and go to the library, in the millions of books you hope one day to read. You see your father, tied up on a chair in a weird looking room, your Uncle Sam using a syringe with some weird red stuff in it, and he injects it in his arms, making your father scream.
“No!” You scream running to him.
But Sam is faster and catches you before you can get closer to Dean.
“What are you doing here?” Sam asked angrily.
“You’re hurting Daddy!”
“(Y/N)?” Dean looks up at you “baby-“
“Don’t talk to her” Sam growled and takes brings you out of the room.
He brings you back to your bedroom and sits you down on the bed.
“What did I tell you?” Sam asked sternly.
“To not exit my room” you answered ashamed.
“And what did you do?”
“I exited my room… but Daddy… I want Daddy!”
You start sobbing and through yourself in his arms.
“I told you that I was going to bring him back… just give me some time, okay? Anyway, now it’s time for you to go to bed”.
You nod and lay down in bed, you are already showered and in your comfy PJ.
“Goodnight, kiddo” Sam kisses your head and exits the room.

The next day, you did everything Sam told you. Though, trying to do some homework when you are scared for your father, it’s hard.
Suddenly, the lights goes off, making you scream and you hide under the bed, something Dean always told you to do if something happened.
Not even a minute later, the door of your room opens.
“(Y/N)?”
“Uncle Sammy!”
You get out from your hiding spot and run in his arms.
“Hey, hey, it’s okay, it’s okay. I need you to hide in our special place, can you do that for me? And do not get out of there, okay?”
“What is happening?”
“I got it, okay? Now go”.
You nod and go in your closet, where Sam had discovered a special trap that Dean doesn’t know about. You get inside and find the flashlight and hide in the corner, your legs up to your chest.
For you, your father is everything and you always thought he never could get hurt and that nothing could happen to him, you were wrong.

An hour later, you stopped crying, no more tears left to cry. You stare at the door, your light flashing it.
“Daddy” you whimpered.
As on quo, someone knocks.
“It’s me kiddo” you hear Sam “password is I lost my shoe”.
You run up to the door and open it, though, you get scared once you see your father.
“Hey, baby girl” he smiles in a way you know he is himself “it’s okay now, I’m feeling better”.
“Daddy!” You start crying once again and hug him close.
“Oh, baby girl” he kisses the top of your head “I’m so sorry, I love you so much”.
“I love you too Daddy”.
“Now, you want to show me that school stuff?”

Jealousy. ( TylerxReader )

Plot : So basically reader has a thing for Evan Peters because we’ll look at him and Tyler gets jealous.

Tyler and I were currently watching American horror story and I couldn’t help but to stare at Evan. Hes just so ugggh. 

Originally posted by inc0mprehensibles0unds

But I couldn’t help but notice how Tyler was acting he seemed mad for some reason. Wonder why. “Baby, What’s wrong?”


Nothing at all.” Tyler said sarcastically

“Okay, fine.” Not wanting to get him more upset than he already was. Damn, I ship Tate and Violet so much it hurts. 

“Hey, why don’t you stop drooling over him and just go date him.” Tyler said getting up angrily.

“Oh my god, is this is what that’s about. Evan Peters?”

“Yea, seems like you like him quite a bit.”

“You can be so stupid sometimes, i swear. Why would you think that i would leave you?”

“Because, i’m not a pretty actor who is rich.” He shouted.

“Yea, so what? I don’t want him. i want you. Why would i throw away a diamond for a pebble? (Evan is not a pebble but go with it.) I love you Tyler and only you.” I whispered.

“I know, I love you too Y/n but sometimes i get insecure about stupid things. I’m sorry.” He said sadly with his head hung low.  

“Tyler, you have nothing to be worried about. In my eyes you are perfect in every way possible. You know i’m not good at these things but I wouldn’t change anything about you because I love you.” I ran up to him and kissed him then put my head on his shoulder.

“God, I’m so lucky. Thank you princess.” Tyler chuckled not letting go.

Originally posted by mtv

(Sorry it was short. Here have a cute Gif of Tyler)

Spencer Reid x Reader

Title: Reading is for Sleep

Characters: Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner

Word Count: 1,109

Warnings: Mentions of nightmares

Summary: The reader can’t sleep without reading to Spencer

A/N: I’ve been working on this literally since I started the show, I’m about to start season three very excite!! Also sorry no one asked for this lol 

Originally posted by imaybeobsessed94

Your fingers tapped impatiently against the worn cover of the book. Sighing you ran your hand through your hair and picked up your phone off of your nightstand. You dialed Spencer’s phone number and waited even more impatiently for him to answer. Suddenly you worried you shouldn’t have called.

What if he didn’t want to talk to you? What if he thought you were annoying? What if- your train of thought was cut short.

“(Y/N).” You smiled at the sound of his voice.

He didn’t sound tired, which was good, maybe he would actually want to hear you read to him. It was a habit the two of you had picked up just this month. Spencer and you had been dating going on ten months, and it has been the happiest time of your life. Recently though the nightmares he had been having less and less trouble controlling had gotten worse and to soothe them one day he asked you to read aloud to him. You have been reading to him every night ever since.

You loved it, not only did it chase his nightmares away it also helped you sleep. You had always loved reading, but never out loud, until now of course. For some reason, you loved whispering to him until your voice went hoarse and you could barely keep your eyes open. Maybe it was that you knew how much he loved the sound of your voice, no, it was how the reading made you feel. It made you feel like it was only you and Spencer in the world, in the world the book created.

“(Y/N)?” He repeated.

“Oh, sorry baby spaced out there for a second.” You laughed quietly.

You could hear the smile in his voice, “Not a problem, is something wrong?”

“No, no, nothing like that. I was just wondering if you wanted me to read out loud. I know it’s not late for you yet, but it’s getting there for me. I’m just having some trouble sleeping and I think reading to you helps me too. It’s cool if you don’t want to, I mean-“

“Hey, you’re rambling; it’s quite odd to be on this side of that equation.” He laughed softly before continuing, “Read, please. I could use a nap anyway.”

“Ok”, you smiled and laughed softly before picking up your book from the nightstand beside you. After a few chapters, you could feel your voice getting heavy, you could feel the strain to keep your eyes open, and you could even hear Spencer’s breathing beginning to even out.

A smile wormed its way onto your worn out features,” I’m going to head to sleep now, love.”

“Goodnight, sleep well. I’ll be back by the time you wake up, I love you.”

“I love you too Spence.” You murmured sleepily as you hung up and placed your book and your phone on your nightstand. You felt your eyes close and you couldn’t help but smile at the thought of him coming home.


Spencer POV

He couldn’t deny your soothing voice had made him a little sleepy, but unfortunately, you didn’t read long enough to put him to sleep. He knew you called because you couldn’t fall asleep so he didn’t mind you fell asleep way before him.

“Who was that, pretty boy? You got a girl now?” Derek’s unmistakable voice sounded from across the jet.

Spencer felt a blush creep up his neck and reach all the way to his ears as all eyes were on him. “Uh-Uh,” he stuttered helplessly he had been so caught up in your voice that he hadn’t even thought of his team members sitting around him.

“Leave him alone Morgan,” Hotch spoke sternly effectively shutting Derek’s mouth. “Now, who was that?” Hotch’s face softened and he smirked slightly.

“(Y-Y/N)” Spencer stuttered, silently wishing he could laugh this off and play it cool.

“So she has a name. So how long pretty boy? When did ya meet this one?”

“Oh, um I m-met her two years ago I think. W-we’ve been together uh for about ten months.” Spencer sighed rubbing the back of his neck and closing his eyes. It was true it had taken him an entire year of pinning after you to confess, and when he did it was pretty pathetic. At least in his mind it was.


The wind played with your hair ruffling it and splaying it out across your shoulders. Spencer gulped loudly, you looked so beautiful standing there. With your black dress that was decorated with a vibrant floral pattern and your bare feet in the grass. You had your shoes in your hand, they were flats but you argued you loved the feeling of the grass between your toes.

Spencer loved you. He had figured that out only recently when he had woken up in a cold sweat, sobbing and babbling. He called you, and you made your way to his apartment immediately even though it was three in the morning. As you held him there, rubbing his back and whispering soothing words to him he realized how much you cared. He realized how much he cared.

And now with you looking so pretty and the day being so wonderful he felt a slight surge of confidence. A confidence that left him almost immediately after he opened his mouth.

“(Y/N), I need to tell you something.”

“What is it Spence?” you smiled and turned to him, your face becoming more serious but still smiling.

That’s when the confidence left him and he basically became a stuttering mess and you had to piece together what he was saying while coaxing it out of him. It was one of the most embarrassing moments of his life, no matter how cute you said it was until you kissed him. All emotions left him when he felt your lips against his own, only you, you and his undying love for you that is.


“You’ve kept us in the dark for ten months!” Derek exclaimed mocking hurt and clutching his chest.

Hotch smiled clamping a hand over Spencer’s shoulder, “I’m happy for you.” Spencer smiled at this, relaxing a little bit as Derek nodded in agreement.

“I’ll pester you with questions in the office when Garcia can be there to help me. Get some sleep Reid, you have a lady waiting for you.” Derek said and Spencer smiled nervously at the thought of the never-ending questions that he would inevitably have to answer.

He smiled slightly. He could worry about that later, for now, he wanted to sleep, and as he fell out of consciousness he smiled knowing he would dream of you.

Fandroid, a musical robot chapter 3

A month passed I finally got a new job producing music. By then fandroid was a crawler and I saved enough money to buy him a crib. Things were going great untill one day as fandroid watched his favorite tv show robot jones, I get a call from my old co worker mark “hey griff how ya been? ” mark said “oh I’m doing fine” “hey I saw you at babys r us buying a crib. Congrats dude” “um…what” mark resigned before the musical robot project so he doesn’t know what happened “well actually um” “sorry gtg bye” mark hangs up on me. I feel a slight tug on my leg. I look down and see fandroid pulling on my leg like he’s demanding for something. I pick him up and carry him to his room for his nap. Nothing couldn’t go wrong now.

Preference #2 You Break up

Calum:
‘’Explain?’’ You said as you threw the magazine with a picture of Calum and a girl with the caption ‘Cheating Calum’ on the cover in front of him. ‘’Weird angle.’’ Calum shrugged and got off of the couch. ‘’You always say that but somehow it is always the same girl on that ‘weird angled’ picture with you!’’ you say calmly. At first you thought weird angle was a good reason for them to look like they were having a really good time together, but more and more pictures started to emerge and Calum would always blame it on a weird angle. You started to get suspicious now and would not take ‘weird angle’ as an excuse anymore. ‘’Babe, I swear nothing is going on between me and her. I love you and you should trust me!’’ he said walking towards the kitchen probably getting another beer. ‘’Oh so whenever I am seen in a picture with another guy doesn’t matter how far we are apart from each other I am acting like a slut but when you are literally KISSING someone else I should just accept it and move on?!’’ You said raising your voice. ‘’I AM NOT KISSING HER THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN AT A WEIRD ANGLE!’’ Calum yelled back at you. ‘’OH SURE AND SO WERE THE OTHER FIFTY PICTURES OF YOU KISSING THAT GIRL! YOU KNOW WHAT CALUM? I’M SO DONE! WE ARE DONE.’’ You yelled as you walked out of the house and slammed the door closed as hard as you could.

Ashton:
Tomorrow was the 5 year anniversary of yours and Ashton’s first date. You had been planning this day ever since you passed the 4 year milestone and figured you would hold it out with him another year. Today was supposed to be perfect. You and Ashton would leave at dawn and go out for a weekend road trip. You knew how much Ashton loved to just be on the road with you away from civilisation. Just you and him cruising on the highway.  

When you woke up at 6 in the morning and Ashton was not lying beside you, you didn’t worry at first. Maybe he was taking a shower or putting your stuff in the car or maybe he was downstairs preparing you an anniversary breakfast. But when you got out of bed and didn’t find him you started to get mad. You tried calling him and of course he didn’t answer. Half an hour past and then another hour but it wasn’t until six pm that you heard the front door open and close again.

‘’Hey babe how was your day? Oh we had a great writing thing going on yesterday at Calum’s so I stayed the night, I knew you wouldn’t mind. Oh and I’m sorry I didn’t call or anything but I was so in the zone.’’ He said as if nothing was wrong. You just looked at him without any emotion. You went through all of them during the twelve hours you were waiting for him. ‘’Baby are you okay? You look a bit pale have you eaten anything today?’’ He asked clearly concerned. He couldn’t be that concerned if he actually cared about you he wouldn’t forget your anniversary. ‘’I was really confident  we would make it this far which is why I started planning this weekend about a year ago but I guess I was wrong. I will stay at my mom’s house tonight and I will send someone over tomorrow to come and collect my things. I wish this didn’t have to end like this but I realise that this relationship is more important to me than to you so goodbye.’’ You finally said to him. You had been practicing saying these words after waiting for Ashton for two hours. Completely confused and surprised you left him and your life together behind.

Luke:
‘’I can’t do this anymore Luke!’’ you cried as you walked towards your boyfriend of six years with your packed bag on your back. You two had been going out for a long time and at first the fans didn’t like you that much, but when they realised you were all Luke needed to be happy they started to accept you into their family. Lately however the fans had totally switched back to hating you again. Every time you went on social media there were thousands of fans calling you a slut or a whore who didn’t deserve Luke. They threatened your life and those of your family and loved ones. Luke however had been completely oblivious to the fact this was going on. You had always been at hiding your feelings in front of him but know that they were threatening the lives of your loved ones you couldn’t anymore. 

‘’What do you mean?’’ Luke said confusion and concern filling his voice. ‘’I thought I could deal with the hate I really thought so. I always told myself you were more important to me than what random people thought of me, but they have started threatening my family. I am so sorry. Please  understand. I am not leaving because of you. I still love you and I always will but my families safety comes first.’’ You said crying.

‘’Shh. Hey don’t cry. We can figure this out together. I’ll tell them to stop. They’re probably just empty threats anyway. Please don’t leave me you’re everything I want, you’re everything I need.’’ Luke said trying to comfort you. ‘’ I’m sorry I can’t take the chance. Too much is at stake now.’’ You replied. ‘’I have to leave.’’ You whisper just loud enough for him to hear you. You walk out the door and as soon as it closes you burst out an in uncontrollable crying fit.

Michael:
You were cleaning Michael’s man cave when your eyes landed on his brand new guitar. It was a Gibson Les Paul 59 Aqua Blue LH HPT and the most expensive instrument you had ever laid your eyes on. Michael forbid you to touch it saying you would break it. You have to admit you were a bit clumsy but not so clumsy you would break a 8000 dollar guitar. You put your Ipod in the dock and started your ‘guitary’ playlist. You grabbed the guitar that Michael had nicknamed ‘My Queen’ and started pretending that you were rocking out in front of an enormous crowd. In the midst of what now would be your third encore you bumped into the banister and dropped the guitar. Despite your effort to catch it the guitar was now on the floor in several pieces. ‘’FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!’’ You yelled to yourself as you ran downstairs. You thought of a way to fix everything before Michael came home. ‘’Maybe it’s fixable.’’ You said to yourself. You collected as much of the guitar as you could and went to a repair shop.

‘’Sure we can fix this but it’s gonna cost you.’’ The guy in the shop said. ‘’How much?’’ you asked. ‘’Well it is a Gibson Les Paul so you’re looking around $2000, $3000.’’ He replied. ‘’WHAT? Are you sure?’’ You asked shocked by the price. ‘’Yes I’m sorry doll.’’ He answered. You thought about it. You did have some money saved but you needed that for your second and third year of university. ‘’I think that is a bit outside my budget, but thank you anyways.’’ You said as you collected the guitar and started your journey back home.

When you arrived at your and Michael’s house it was a little over seven. Michael would be home right now and all hell will break loose.

‘’Hey babe, have you seen my guitar?’’ He said as you walked into the living room you had left the guitar case with the broken Queen in the hallway. ‘’Yeah, Michael about that…’’ You started.

‘’NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?’’ Michael said recognizing the tone of your voice. ‘’I only took her out for a brief moment!’’ (LIE) you started. ‘’WHERE IS SHE?’’ He yelled. You turned around and went to get the guitar case. You returned and put it in front of Michael on the table. He opened the guitar case and you were waiting for him to start yelling at you like he would always do when you broke something of his. You waited for five minutes but it was dead silent. After a while Michael stood up and walked up to you. ‘’You have broken the most important thing in my life. I need you to leave.’’ He said calmly. ‘’You’re breaking up with me over a guitar?’’ You say to him. ‘’I’ll pay for it to be repaired. No need to get all dramatic.’’ You said. ‘’It’s not just the fact you broke my guitar. I specifically asked you not to touch her and yet you did! I cannot trust you and I cannot be with someone I cannot trust. So please leave before things get worse.’’ He said walking back to the with a broken guitar filled guitar case.

[A/N] Hey guys hope you liked it. Sorry I haven’t updated Ashton Irwin Rich boy/High school AU but I hated everything I wrote for that. If you want a part two just message me and I’ll see what I can do. Sorry that Calum’s part is so short! Also requests are open as always so request away I mean Christmas break is coming up so you know I’ll probably have heaps of time. LOVE YA :)

You’re The Worst sentence starters

season 2, part 1 of 2
episodes 1 through 7
49 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: cussing

  • “I’m telling you, _____, I’m great. Living alone is way fun.”
  • “Why are you being so mean to me?”
  • “You shut the hell up!”
  • “You and _____ should really take it easy.”
  • “If you don’t get some sleep, you’re gonna die.”
  • “You can’t leave. I love you.”
  • “Do you even know what love means?”
  • “Love isn’t about having someone to get you things. Love is putting someone’s feelings above your own.”
  • “Do I look like a Fit-Bit? I don’t give a shit about your sleep.”
  • “What should we do tonight?”
  • “You think I’m an unfriendly, treacherous mountain?”
  • “We can’t keep doing this.”
  • “You want a pie? I can make you a pie.”
  • “It’s alright. We’re adults. We can do this ourselves.”
  • “Don’t you think it’s time you got your own stuff? I mean, you’re wearing my clothes, using my toothbrush…”
  • “I’m perfectly fine having you as a girlfriend, but not as a dependent.”
  • “You gonna help me shop?”
  • “You know what I think? I think that’s my guy, at the bar over there, with the shoulders. Alright, go do it. Go wingman for me.”
  • “I’ve literally never heard any of those words from you before.”
  • “Oh, _____, you don’t need to pretend you have friends.”
  • “There’s nothing wrong with not having friends. I don’t.”
  • “Friends are for babies.”
  • “You never outgrow the need to feel connected to people.”
  • “I’m not gonna lie, it’s hard when you reach over in the morning and there’s no one there except for the sandwich you fell asleep eating.”
  • “That’s a terrible idea.”
  • “You had something you wanted to talk about?”
  • “Oh no… _____, I’ve been catfished.”
  • “People think Josh Wheedon sold out when he did The Avengers, but that’s like saying Hugh Howey should have never expanded Wool from a Kindle Single to a full novel.”
  • “Hey, I made more mashed potato savory cupcakes.”
  • “You know what I realized? When it comes down to it, we’re all born dead. It’s only through other people, through friends, that we become alive.”
  • [text] Spent ½ hour looking for a Jolly Rancher I dropped. No Luck. :(
  • “You do not tell me what to do, _____!”
  • “Why don’t we get something to eat, huh? My treat. Any restaurant you want.”
  • “I’m sorry. I don’t think I’m very good at this.”
  • “It’s like I can’t think straight with these guys clogging up my brain.”
  • “There are so many moving parts to the NCIS universe. It’s quite daunting, really.”
  • “That sounds really, really fun. But you know what I’d rather do? Stab myself in the bowels.”
  • “Local government is such a joke.”
  • “Aww, come here, dumb-dumb. Let’s watch some garbage TV and get our minds off of it.”
  • “Which one of the Real Housewives are the stupidest?”
  • “_____, as always, you’re over-thinking it. Just keep it simple.”
  • “So listen, I think you’re funny and cute, and I’d like to take you out on a date with me f-for a date.”
  • “You just broke my brain a little bit.”
  • “You wanna go somewhere right now?”
  • “I was nervous to tell you how I felt, but I’m really glad that I did.”
  • “What the hell happened to you?”
  • “Do you think I’m useless?”
  • “You might not be useful in the traditional sense, but you’re a good friend. You make people happy.”
  • “Will you hold me? Just for a minute?”
  • Julius Caesar: I have escaped from Hell and altered reality so that I am alive and ruler of the world with Xena as my faithful Empress. Nothing can possibly go wrong now.
  • *Xena and Gabrielle lays eyes on each other*
  • Xena: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I think you're my soul mate, so destroy reality to avenge me, maybe!
  • Gabrielle: Baby, you don't even have to ask.
  • Julius Caesar: Oh, come on!