oh help i'm in love with the king

What went down in Volpina
  • Thomas Astruc: are you ready for an epic season finale?
  • Everyone: yes pls
  • Thomas Astruc: with a new fox superheroine who teams up with the heroes to take down Hawkmoth?
  • Everyone: yes pls!
  • Thomas Astruc: PSYCH!!!!!!!!
  • Thomas Astruc: ALL WILL BE SUFFERING
  • Everyone: oh noes
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Gabriel: *on phone* hey Hawkmoth! how's it going with you not being me and all that?
  • Adrien: whoa this must mean that he's not Hawkmoth bc this is defs not a staged thing
  • Gabriel: imma just leave the door to my secret safe open so that my son can peek in and see that the Moth Miraculous isn't in there
  • Adrien: oh cool let's look inside there
  • Gabriel: I should probs be careful bc if he steals that book he'll learn all my secrets
  • Adrien: hey Plagg let's steal this book!
  • Plagg: you know you're the most gullible person right?
  • Adrien: ye
  • *later*
  • Alya: so Marinette there's a new girl who's flirting with Adrien
  • Marinette: OMG SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON
  • Alya: wait wot
  • Alya: I thought you'd go into full-on Adrienette mode
  • Alya: do you not like Adrien anymore
  • Marinette: no I still like Adrien
  • Marinette: but this new person is such wow
  • Alya: you're not going into a fit of jealous rage?
  • Marinette: I'm totally fine with either of them dating other people as long as they're also up for dating me
  • Marinette: healthy polyamorous relationships are the greatest thing and solve so many problems
  • Alya: that's possibly the most reasonable thing I ever heard you say
  • Alya: who would have guessed you'd be able to have an unproblematic character arc
  • Marinette: imma activate the nanobots I snuck into Adrien's clothes so we can hear what they're talking about
  • Alya: dangit I jinxed it
  • Lila: so Adrien I'm a fox superhero
  • Adrien: oh cool!
  • Lila: also did you know that the Earth is flat?
  • Adrien: what really
  • Lila: yep and it's ruled by lizard people from the center of the planet
  • Adrien: it makes so much sense
  • Lila: also the moon landing never happened, climate change is a Chinese conspiracy, Shakespeare never existed, and Chloé is a nice person
  • Adrien: wow I'm learning so much!
  • Lila: and Season 2 will be out by December
  • Adrien: ok now you're defs f**king with me
  • Lila: dangit ya caught me
  • Lila: anyway imma go get akumatized now so I can help Hawkmoth
  • Adrien: why do you wanna do that
  • Lila: bc I'm just that chaotic neutral
  • Adrien: fair enough
  • Thomas Astruc: wait what about the straight people love triangle
  • Marinette: it wasn't necessary
  • Thomas Astruc: oh
  • *meteor happens*
  • Marinette: OH HOLY GLUBBIN SQUASHBONKERS THAT'S A METEOR
  • Ladybug: imma stop it
  • Volpina: how do you expect to be able to do that WHEN I GOT TO IT FIRST
  • Ladybug: omg who are you you're beautiful
  • Volpina: I'm a person who is defs not an akumatized villain and is defs a new hero who's here to help you out
  • Chat Noir: sounds fair enough
  • Ladybug: are you actually just that hot girl who looks exactly like you who said she was a fox superheroine and then said she was gonna go get akumatized
  • Volpina: nope that's not me
  • Chat Noir: see, that's absolutely convincing!
  • Ladybug: no it isn't!
  • Ladybug: also Volpina are you doing anything Tuesday evening?
  • Volpina: I thought you were interrogating me?
  • Ladybug: yeah I'm multitasking
  • Volpina: coolio while you're doing that can you also chase Hawkmoth around?
  • Hawkmoth: I am here and defs not an illusion!
  • Ladybug: but what if he's an illusion
  • Chat Noir: he says he's not so we're fine
  • Ladybug: ok then let's do this
  • Volpina: PSYCH!!!!!!!!
  • Volpina: HERE HAVE MISSILES
  • Ladybug: you're not gonna fire those
  • Volpina: why not
  • Ladybug: bc you're within the blast radius
  • Volpina: I can survive a missile blast
  • Ladybug: you're no tougher than I am, so if they don't kill you then they also won't kill me
  • Volpina: oh f**k that's a good point
  • Jacques the Pigeon: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY
  • Jacques the Pigeon: *rescues Ladybug and defeats Volpina*
  • Ladybug: ok Jacques let's not get carried away
  • Ladybug: all you did was show me where the illusions were and then I did the rest
  • Jacques the Pigeon: fine
  • Volpina: imma go to Adrien's house
  • Ladybug: and imma meet you there
  • Adrien: can you maybe not have a big fight scene in my bedroom
  • Volpina: ok that can be arranged
  • Volpina: *dangles Adrien off the top of the Eiffel Tower*
  • Adrien: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
  • Volpina: so Ladybug give me your Miraculous!
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *ice cream bar happens*
  • Ladybug: hey Volpina I'll give you this ice cream bar if you save Adrien and don't take our Miraculouses
  • Volpina: deal
  • Hawkmoth: no wait you're supposed to be evil
  • Volpina: nope I'm just v chaotic neutral
  • Hawkmoth: dangit
  • Marinette: *walks into Master Fu's place*
  • Master Fu: hello Ladybug!
  • Master Fu: sorry I gotta go do something
  • Master Fu: wait right there and I'll be back in a minute
  • Marinette: *waits right there for twenty-one months*
  • ROLL CREDITS
everything i've learned about newsies in the past day
  • overture: some pretty sick jams
  • santa fe: fuck new york, i've got the next best thing
  • carrying the banner: everyone is happy and it's all chill, there's also that one kid that says personality and something to do with butter
  • the bottom line: bad guy does bad guy things and everything is going to go to shit
  • that's rich: she's got money
  • i never planned on you: love interest??????
  • the world will know: the kids are outraged
  • watch what happens: the kid got writers block and she apparently slept with someone
  • seize the day: the kids go on strike and it's really overwhelming
  • santa fe: fuck new york i'm sad
  • king of new york: the hopes and dreams of the kids who where outraged and it's really fucking exciting
  • watch what happens 2.0: the kids have hope because one kid uses a rattlesnake as an analogy
  • bottom line 2.0: the bad guy is an ass again
  • brooklyn's here: it's ok guys help is here and it's got some sick jams with it too
  • something to believe in: oh the love interest is having a conversation about life
  • once and for all: the kids are taking control and times are changing and they're on the front page, good job kids
  • finale: should i stay or should i go. i think love interest got a kiss, i'm not so sure all i can hear is cheering.
Listening to the Hunchback of Notre Dame musical OST for the first time
  • Olim: how did they make the intro to the movie richer and prettier aaah I love all the layers of voices
  • Bells of Notre Dame: HOLY HELL THAT INTRO. It's weird to hear the first verse with no French accent but I like how it's a group number now. THEY INCLUDED JEHANNNNNNNN. THEY INCLUDED JEHAN I CANNOT OMGOMGOMGOMFG. JEHAAAANNNN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT. KARA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS I AM SCREAMING. That's really interesting that they made Quasi Jehan's son. It's less dramatic than the move but I like it a lot. PRETTY CHOIR. DAT HIGH NOTE.
  • Out There: Patrick Page's Frollo is delightfully creepy. More so than his Scar. Quasi needs all of the hugs ohmygod. I wasn't so sure about his voice at first but then it got into the song and now I can get behind this :)
  • Topsy Turvy Pt 1: I like having more crowd numbers. Quasi's interludes are so sweet though it's breaking my heart knowing it all falls to shit.
  • Rest and Recreation: Why did they change Phoebus's last name? I love when they include musical themes from the movies in the stage's songs- they've been doing it since BatB and I love it. Great Douchebag Phoebus is back.
  • Rhythm of the Tambourine: oh FUCK YES. I am SO glad they made her dance a full number of its own.
  • Topsy Turvy Pt 2: I'm sure this scene is longer in the full version. The whole King of Fools part feels REALLY abridged on the soundtrack.
  • Into Notre Dame: I'm pretty sure it wasn't necessary to do this to my heart
  • God Help the Outcasts: WOW.
  • Top of the World: Once in every shoooowww there comes a song like thiiiis.... Ugh are the gargoyles here? WHY. They're a little more palatable here than in the movie at least.
  • Tavern Song: These dark minor chord dance numbers are my aesthetic
  • Heaven's Light: Someone please hug Quasi
  • Hellfire: LOUD UNINTELLIGABLE SCREAMING AHDHSJDJAJDNNSPAGE YOU ARE AMAZING AHDHFJSJJFJSJA. SO MUCH CONFLICT. SO MUCH CHOIR. I AM DEAD. THE CYMBAL CRASHES. MY HEART IS DOING THINGS. THE WAY HE SAYS "HAVE MERCY ON ME." THE WAY HE HITS THAT NOTE. HOT DAMN.
  • Esmeralda: why is this melody so bright and jaunty? And who says "punished" like that? Brothels in a Disney show. I don't know why I'm surprised because HoND has always been edgier than most Disney and this is coming directly after freaking Hellfire. But still damn. Yay for Phoebus not being a douche anymore! Seriously this song sounds like something out of Les Mis.
  • Entracte: IT'S PARIS IS BURNING WITH CHOIR :D
  • Flight into Egypt: the statues are slightly more palatable here. This is still a weak point but it's not A Guy Like You. I'm pretty amused that that was cut lol
  • The Court of Miracles: this scene is so funny in the movie and it's actually quite scary here. Amazing what a key change can do!
  • In a Place of Miracles: Have I mentioned this week that I don't like Phoebus? Nice to see a cut song make it back in, though. And they didn't go full bookPhoebus which is nice. Someone please hug Quasi :'(
  • Justice in Paris: well that escalated quickly.
  • Someday: I LOVE that this made it back in, too. I love God Help the Outcasts but it's always sad when a good song gets replaced. And it found new life that isn't the terrible credits version!
  • While the City Slumbered: Not entirely sure that needed its own track
  • Made of Stone: DAAAAMN. So angsty. So powerful. HELL YES. But poor baby ;-;
  • Finale: YESSSS IT'S JUST AS EPIC AS THE MOVIE. I WOULD LITERALLY KILL PEOPLE TO SEE THIS LIVE THIS CHOIR IS AMAZING fuck yeah Sun God. I do not say that lightly. I WANT TO SEE THE MOLTEN LEAD ON STAGE :O. OH MY GOD DID THEY ACTUALLY KEEP THE ORIGINAL ENDING. MY HEART. NO. ;-; Frollo you bastard. "What do you know of love?" JEHAN ;-; OH SHIT QUASI. Daaamn that's an even more badass karmic death than the movie. It's like the book but terrifying. The Someday reprise is beautiful. And Bells reprise is always lovely. I wasn't expecting the book's ending though ;-;

anonymous asked:

Oh my God, I feel super sad because I saw a post where Enjolras was the antagonist in Les mis, you know, he wanting to be the king and convincing everyone that he is the right choice and all I think is that he is obviously a Slytherin and he actually might have chosen the bad side and I'm feeling super sad, can you please help me to remember why Enjolras is absolutely a nerd who loves france, please? (Sorry for the bad english and if this petition sound ridiculous 😅😅)

Are talking about @juanjoltaire’s Be Prepared comic? Cause this post is… wow, life made, a gift from above!

And well… Enjolras symbolises the ideal of the revolution, and ideals are always a) beautiful and b) dangerous, Enjolras is no exception. He does some pretty hardcore things and is an intense kind of guy who doesn’t go halfway with anything. “Desperate times call for desperate measures”, after all.
I’ll never repeat this enough but in french “enjôler” means “to seduce with words” and you can bet Hugo knew damn well what he was doing. Enjolras is appealing, by his looks, by his words, by his ideas, that’s someone who could easily use these for his own benefit.

Except he doesn’t.

Enjolras is selfless. He doesn’t seek personal gain but the greater good, the good of France and its people. He’s so into France that he calls Patria his mistress. Plus, he rouses patriotism by calling everybody “Citizen” like “hey hey remember you are a CITIZEN of this beautiful country right?”. He doesn’t kill by pleasure either, it pains him to go to that extreme so but he thinks it’s the only way to achieve his goal. He doesn’t want more dead than “necessary” and values the life of his friends so much, such as Jehan’s whom he was ready to trade against Javert

He’s so complex and interesting and that’s what makes him a great character, I’m sorry I made this a lot more serious than intended x)

the venus signs as Badlands songs + lyrics
  • Aries: Gasoline//"Lighting matches just to swallow up the flames like me, do you call yourself a fucking Hurricane like me?"
  • Taurus: Colors//"Now I'm covered in the colors, pulled apart at the seams"
  • Gemini: Young God//"He said "oh babygirl don't get caught on my edges, I'm the king of everything, you know my tongue is a weapon"
  • Cancer: Haunting//"I try to wash you away but you just won't leave, so won't you take a breath and dive in deep, because I came here so you'd come for me"
  • Leo: Hold Me Down//"Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine"
  • Virgo: Drive//"Overanalyze again, would it really kill you if we kissed?"
  • Libra: Ghost//"Saying that I love him but I know I'm gonna leave him"
  • Scorpio: Control//"I can't help this awful energy, goddamn right you should be scared of me, who is in control?"
  • Sagittarius: Hurricane//"I'm a wanderess,I'm a one night stand, don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man"
  • Capricorn: I Walk The Line//"I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time"
  • Aquarius: Strange Love//"They think I'm insane, they think my lover is strange but I don't have to fucking tell them anything"
  • Pisces: Coming down//"I got a lover, a love like religion, I'm such a fool for sacrifice"