oh hellz no

anonymous asked:

Lucien Vanserra~ (i love your answers btw!)

Thank you!!! I’m trying to keep them silly as much as I can ^_^ But Lucien…. He’s a sad character…

So I’m going to focus on the playboy side of things a bit more.


L:  What is their favourite board game?

Uno. And he’s the fucker who waits until you HAVE Uno to start dropping all those Draw 4′s on you.

U:  What’s their voice like?

Deep, but light. The voice is velvet incarnate, and when he wants to he can make it feel like he’s stroking all the right places with just that voice alone. It can be innocent or Sinful with a capitol ‘S’.

C:  Can they swim well?

Oh hellz yeah. Lucien has a long standing love of water. He’s no fish, but on a hot autumn night the pond is his favorite place to take a lady…

Mostly so he can see her in a wet shift.

I:  On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

Before or after Feyre?

Before he probably thought he was about a 6-7. After she came to Prythian though? After he realized he was the kind of male who would let a defenseless human die at the hands of the Naga? After he realized he would help her fight UtM, but she still didn’t even trust him to heal her arm when she was dying of infection? After she was fae and he watched her dying slowly but did nothing? After he realized Tamlin pulled him into bed with HYBERN for a female who clearly was better off away from him?

After Feyre opened his eyes to just how horrible everything had become? How weak he’d been? After Feyre he was probably a 1-2 in his mind. If that.

(Elucien Epilogue has him as quite the nihilist and I stand by that characterization)

E:  How are they with children?

He’d be a mix between::

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N:  What do they usually eat for breakfast?

Warm french toast with blueberry syrup (what’s french toast called in a world with no france? Egg-wash toast?)

V:  What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

Step 1: Be human.

Step 2: Be named Feyre.

Step 3: Breathe

A:  What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

Sex ed & anatomy (specifically female anatomy)

S:  How stealthy are they?

He can be sneaky when he wants. It’s possible for him to sneak up on someone if he puts dedicated brainpower into it.

R:  What are their hands like?

Soft, strong, and more importantly- he knows what to do with them.

The show: *shows the cage in Hell all creepy and scary with lightning and clawing hands*

SPN Fandom: *agonizingly ungodly screeching*

The show: Ok, watch this-

SPN Fandom: THE PIT. THAT WAS THE PIT. DEAR CHUCK IS THAT THE CAGE-

ITS THE CAGE ITS THE CAGE ITS THE CAGE FUUUUUUUCK

THE CAGE WITH LUCIFERRRR

OMFG YES YES YEASSSSH LUCI WILL BE BACK OH HELLZ YEAH

LUCIFER AND MICHAEL HELL FUCKING YES

HOLY SHIT LUCIFER, LUCIFER IS COMING IT WILL BE FUCKING GLORIOUS BRING ON THE LIGHT BRINGER END THE DARKNESS TOTALLY ON FUCKING BOARD

Show: …

SPN Fandow: OPEN THE CAGE OPEN THE CAGE OPEN THE CAGE OPEN THE CAGE

Show:

SPN Fandom: *chanting* LU-CI-FER, LU-CI-FER, LU-CI-FER

anonymous asked:

Alight, so, there's a competition and something happens that gives you an unfair advantage over the other participants, even helps you win. Like, there's some kind of mistake with the scoring or something, you noticed but didn't do anything to cause it. What does each house do?

Take advantage of it. Because why not? 

-Justin (Slytherin)

^basically that. like HELLZ YEAH!!!…oh…wait…I can’t…uuuuugh I HAVE TO GO BE A GOOD PERSON NOW AND ADMIT LOSS AHHHHHH

-Jamie (Gryffindor)

Probably let someone know and accept whatever happens. You win some you lose some. At least now you’re open to more possibilities. 

-Caitlin (Ravenclaw)

I think it depends how serious the situation is. Probably end up feeling incredibly guilty and telling someone.

-Amy (Hufflepuff)

Sam Wilkinson Blurb - Kiss my best friend.

You’ve been befriended with Sammy for quite a while now. You can even call him your best friend. But secretly you think he is sexy as hell. You certainly wouldn’t mind a tumble in the hay with him. But you try not to let it show, in order to keep him close as a friend.

But then, one day, Sam comes back from digitour with the Jacks and knocks on your door. You immideately open your door. Before you can even say hello, Sam janks you towards him, with quite some force. His lips fall down on yours in a possesive fashion. You stiffle a bit, but regain yourself quickly and kiss him back with equal pashion. Sam moans to your lips and gives you the chance to turn this into a french kiss.Sam pulls back for air. “Fuck your friendzone. I am boyfriend material and you know it.” He pants. “Oh Hellz yeah.” You smirk widely at him. He grins and picks you up bridal style, kicking the door shot and taking you up to the bedroom.

Epilogue Reactions (obvious spoilers)

Dragon Age Players: *gasp* Solas is the Dread Wolf! He gave Corypheus the orb?!? Wait, is Flemeth dead or possessing Solas? *screen goes black* Answers! We need answers!
Solavellan Shippers: Damn, did I romance a god? Oh hellz yeah.