oh hell i'm gonna tag it

imagine your otp kinda

person a: hey come in me bro!

person b: d-don-don’t you mean “come at m-”

person a: bitch did i fucking stutter

Witness my descent into madness:

Hmmmmm… I think I’m going to watch this new thing. I’m sure it’ll be fine. I mean, I love all of Guillermo Del Toro’s work! How bad could it be?

OOOOOH look at that cast! I’m totally gonna love this show! Just look at all the trolls!

And these two are part of the main cast!!!!! 

LOOK AT THE BIG ONE.  OH I’M GONNA-

oh no

OH NO

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD DANG IT NO

anonymous asked:

Hi Squiggly! Just wanted to bring something to your attention. I was scrolling through iFunny just now and I saw some of your art, posted by someone with the username "zivathekiller". They didn't credit you in the tags (you don't have descriptions on there) or anything. I commented that I'd tell you and that I knew you weren't gonna be happy, especially after that whole Amino deal. I don't think they asked either. Just thought you should know, sorry if I'm bugging you, Squiggly! Anon out.

Oh, Hell… thank you for letting me know.  I’ll see what I can do.

jonsasnow  asked:

"jonsa things" -- that gif. oh hell yea *_* someone needs to write a sansa seduces jon her older brother's best friend one night when he crashes in the den downstairs.

THIS GIF?

But yes people should absolutely write it. ALTERNATIVELY: Secret relationship, sneaking into the others separate rooms they have to sleep in and dot dot dot

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the salt squad™  does not recall asking for your opinion

onemadhatt  asked:

Oh god, think if tozawa was still champ and enzo won.

There wouldn’t be enough alcohol in the world to make that okay lol. I’m having a hard enough time with Neville losing the title the way he did. I mean ALLLL of the other talent there and this was the choice. Hell, Austin Aries couldn’t even sneeze too close to the belt when he was still there. 

…yet…this was the best decision they could make. ‘Cause Lord knows when I turn on 205 Live the first thing I think about isn't “talented wrestlers being talented”, it’s “sales”.

friend : oh my god [insert favorite character] is such a loser! I don’t understand why so many people love him, I hope the author will kill him soon

me : ahahah yeah sure

me : *discreetly pours poison in their drink*

anonymous asked:

i haven't watched teen wolf since season 2 so could you explain why you hate it now? i just saw the gifs you reblogged and your tags lmao

oh my where do I start okay

1) plot holes as big as moon craters legit I’m always up to forgive some reality bending to make the story work but who the hell knows what they are even doing at this point jeff devil sure doesn’t
2) character assassination after character assassination both in the literal as well as the figurative sense
3) like sorry but the 67th pretty sixteen year-old orphan boy dying isn’t gonna impress me okay bye
4) real talk this show peaked at 3A and everything after that was utter bullshit
5) what happened to Isaac what happened to Danny what happened to Kira what happened to Cora what happened to motherfucking Derek Hale what the fuck
6) you can’t keep introducing new beings and powers and deaths and then never ever deal with them ever again
7) how the fuck is Gerard still alive he was supposed to die at the end of season two what the fuck
8) The Character Assassination of Scott McCall by the Coward Jeff Davis
9) how the fuck was Kate Argent the only character to ever get a funeral
10) now for the grand finale: the alpha twins were my favourite characters okay Aiden was a really good villain and Ethan and Danny were my first OTP and then you go ahead and dig Jackson back up whom I also adored as a character mind you and put him together with his (ex??? who knows anymore at this point in Jeff’s eyes Danny clearly never existed)best friend’s ex-boyfriend and I’m just … wow like WOW Stiles Stilinski couldn’t enunciate the word bisexual for as long as I watched the show but oh yes of course we need to pull in more viewers again because with no plot consistency and boring ass episodes whose only highpoints are the previously mentioned pretty boy deaths our viewers have long given up on us so let’s make some gay shit again because on top of all else the only thing we have not yet done in this show is a mean violation of the bro code GET FUCKED

While Finishing Homework
  • Me: i'm gonna throw myself off a building
  • Dad: Oh really, what building?
  • Me: the empire state
  • Dad: I don’t think you’re gonna do it, do you know why?
  • Me: why?
  • Dad: You're too tired to do it
  • Me: oh god you're right.
OtaYuri after ep 10

-after their date was interrupted, and everyone returned to the hotel, Yurio and Otabek exchange numbers and text all night
-Yurio telling him how annoying Yuuri and Victor can be sometimes, and that it started since that night at the banquet
-“you saw it right? Here I still have the photos of it I’ll send them to you”
-and Otabek is just ???why do u still have them if you say–oh here’s you dancing
-he saves all the photos of Yuri dancing because he thinks he looks cool
-Otabek: wanna go dancing sometime
Yuri: it’s embarrassing
Otabek: okay but will you do it
Yuri: hell yes
-Yuri: hey wanna try that coffee thing again sometime? Let’s be discreet so those idiots won’t find us this time
Otabek: sure

the things you’re liable to read in the Bible : a collection of songs that retell Biblical stories or use Biblical imagery, both in a religious or literary context (and without obnoxious christian rock) - updated

JACOB AND THE ANGEL suzanne vega PHARAOH crooked still MOSES DON’T GET LOST john davis and the georgia sea island singers DAVIS noah gundersen NOAH the fairfield four A HYMN FOR THE EXILED anaïs mitchell CAIN AND ABEL louis armstrong OH MARY DON’T YOU WEEP mississippi john hurt FOUR HORSEMEN the clash I CORINTHIANS 15 55 johnny cash JUDAS lady gaga SAMSON AND DELILAH (IF I HAD MY WAY) rev. gary davis SAMSON regina spektor IT AIN’T NECESSARILY SO aretha franklin