oh gunnar

just a normal, every day conversation with Gunnar:
  • Me: we are sooOooooOooo0oo cool (sarcasm not intended but definitely embraced)
  • Gunnar: Ahaha only the coolest of cats!
  • Me: AND CATS ARE AWESOME so tat was a much higher compliment than originally expected
  • Gunnar: CATS ARE THE BEST. YOU ARE A COOL CAT. THE COOLEST OF CATS.
  • Me: I don't want to alarm you, but I just vomited. Vomited rainbows. Rainbows everywhere.
  • Gunnar: do rainbows stain carpets?
  • Me: I had the same question! turns out? no! they actually just leave gold coins everywhere. Coincidentally, I love picking up money.
  • Gunnar: Score! I'll have to remember that next time i see an adorable puppy fresh from a bath
  • Me: A;SLDKFJA;SLDKFJ QOWVPNFC;JALSKDJ;
  • Me: is the noise I just made