oh gosh they were so freaking cute

dating nct mark!!1!1!

• idek where to start tbh
• ok so since marks very, very looked up to by the baby rookies, they treat you with full respect and love you
• MINUS DONGHYUCK
• HE CANNOT STAND YOU AND VISE VERSA
• ofc he loves you and you love him too but y'all BICKER LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW
• MARK LOVES IT. HE THINKS IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.
• ok mark gives the. best. hugs. ever.
• esp when you’re sad and you’re crying he kind of, pulls your head towards his chest and pats your back and says “it’s okay, you’ll be okay, im here for you”
• ok all the gushy-ness aside, y'all are so dumb like
• “wait, what’s that.”
• “oh snap idk??? what is it???”
• and donghyuck in the back just, face palm and just “IT’S A FLY SWATTER. YOU. DUMBOS.”
• mark loves you so much and he treats you like a little sister sometimes, jk he treats you like a lil sis all the time, but you love it
• you guys watch nct life in paju/ nct life 단합대회 together and you continuously make fun of mark like “mark you- YOU CANT PLAY HEAD TENNIS LIKE THAT.”
• marks such a fluff ball ugh
• you guys get competitive over weird things like you could be watching a variety show w him and suddenly you’d both hear IU’s good day as bgm and then mark would suddenly be like “LETS SEE WHO CAN DO THE THREE OCTAVE NOTES IN GOOD DAY THE BEST.”
• you guys once was walking the boardwalk of a beach
• he saw a juggler
• he was so very impressed, he kept clapping and saying “oh woah”
• he saw some ice cream, and was like “oh, we’re gonna go get some ice cream” and when you two went to the ice cream stand and when he dug into his pockets, there was no money
• he slowly turned to you “…babe”
• “mark. i got you.”
• but mark made it up to you by winning you a super cute teddy bear
• lol you guys go shopping together all the time and it always goes the same. exact. way. every time.
• mark shimmy shams towards you and tries to be slick and sneak something into the cart
• and you turn into a strict mom and you’re like “mark. no. put it down. what is that behind your back.”
• “NOTHING U CAN PROVE.”
• xuimin loves you both so much oh my gosh
• ok at first he was like “…guys you do know how this will possibly end right? especially with mark being so popular and new”
• but now he’s like “GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR MY FAVORITE BABY COUPLE. MATCHING. SHOES.”
• “hyuNG HOW MUCH WAS THIS”
• “IT ONLY COST ME A SMALL FORTUNE. NOTHING I CANT AFFORD FOR MY TWO FAVORITE KIDS EVER. GO ON. TRY THEM ON.”
• you try to rap to his rap part in mad city and it… it doesn’t end well let’s just leave it there.
• LOL GUESS WHO FOUND MARK’S “BILLIONAIRE” COVER THAT HE DID WITH DONGHYUCK WHEN THEY WERE LIKE 14
• donghyuck’s hatred for you went from 494859696 to 4495959904959596.
• he always asks you to watch the nct music videos and he’s like, shy about it but he gets super happy when you compliment him
• k every morning you sleep over or vise versa;;;
• you guys eat ceral together in front of the tv, eyes glued to some morning cartoon that’s on tv in the wee hours of the morning.
• at night you guys are dancing to every single exo song ever and pouring your hearts out dancing to super junior and free styling to tvxq dances. it’s lit.
• and when you two calm down, you guys sit on the bed and eat some more ceral together.
• you guys don’t talk about deep things or anything bc bless mark’s heart he will somehow turn it into something really stupid like you guys could be talking about what color mirrors really are and he’d say something like “wait aren’t mirrors clear?”
“mark, if mirrors were clear we’d see through them” “…what” and then it continues on from there into a void of total confusion
• you guys talk about your concerns though. you guys give each other pep talks and talk about the hardships and the biggest worries in your minds at the moment and yeah, that’s when shit gets real.
• mark is such a modest baby he’s so modest about everything and it really makes you happy, although he can be a little more confident in his skills, being modest and not letting fame get to his head is good.
• you guys react to new music videos together
• OK YOUR SELFIES ARE THE CUTEST SELFIES LIKE SO CUTE SINCE MARK LOOKS LIKE HE’S LIKE 12 IT’S THE CUTEST THING LIKE IT LOOKS KINDA AWKWARD BUT ITS SO CUTE
• some of the members love your selfies w mark so much that they make it their profile pictures for like, kakao and put something like “my children” as their message and it’s honestly so cringe to both you and mark
• mark’s lockscreen is a picture of you and him standing beside a really pretty cherry blossom tree, totally caught off guard and just smiling and standing next to each other holding each other hand. yuta took it. ofc yuta took it. yuta takes all of the off guard couple pictures. but they’re all super nice.
• his home screen is a selfie you took with you just smiling with a cat filter (or the dog filter, whatever you prefer). he loves it. he thinks you look adorable.
• ok talking about HOLDING HANDS HMMMM OK.
• literally. JISUNG. pushed him to hold your hand bc he was taking so long to make a move.
• and jeno and jaemin were just “HYUNG. GET IT TOGETHER. JUST REACH FOR THE HAND. GRAB THE HAND. EMBRACE THE HAND.”
• donghyuck just told him to man up and DO IT.
• and when he finally got the courage to hold your hand when you two were out walking together, you didn’t make a big deal out of it, you knew how nervous he was around you so you just looked at him and smiled and held his hand tighter and kept talking and walking.
• “i am, your favorite nct member, right?”
• “of course you are!!!! it’s not like it’s jaehyun or anything!!!! love u mark.”
• you want mark to be HEALTHY. and HAPPY. so you feed mark a lot and make sure he gets the rest he needs.
• ok you feeding mark a lot. LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT.
• you always feed mark and he’s like “ahhhh what”
• but he likes you feeding him and all but he’s so embarrassed since he’s like, a younger member but the oldest out of the younger members and it’s kind of…idk new??? to him.
• MARK NEVER BAD MOUTHS ANYONE BUT HE’LL LISTEN TO YOU RANT
• MARK IS SUPER HONEST WITH YOU SO IF YOU WANT OR NEED SOMETHING, MARK ALWAYS TELLS YOU THE TRUTH UNLESS IT’LL HURT YOU, OR SOMEONE ELSE.
• MARK IS DEFINITELY PROTECTIVE BUT NOT, LIKE, TO THE POINT WHERE HE’S A HELICOPTER MOM OR ANYTHING
• HE’S JUST KINDA “are u sure u’ll be ok”
• he just wants you safe and that’s so rjrrjkgt
• he’s the type of boyfriend that has no idea how tampons/pads work or what they do or why anyone needs them, but he carries around a few just in case you need them.
• mark the type of boyfriend that’s willing to fail his own test in order to help you study for your test
• MARK LEE. THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND TO FANBOY/FANGIRL W YOU TO YOUR FAVORITE BANDS.
• JEALOUSLY? NOT W MARK. HE’S SO CHILL. OFC HE GETS A LIL IFFY AND KIND OF HAS A EH ATTITUDE TOWARDS CERTAIN PEOPLE AROUND YOU, BUT HE DOESNT FORCE YOU TO NOT MEET THOSE PEOPLE BC THEY’RE YOUR FRIENDS/PEOPLE YOU KNOW. AND HE KNOWS THAT YOU LOVE HIM.
• but if someone is a danger to you and/or bothers you, he takes you away from them and just takes you somewhere else, away from that person.
• you’re his angel
• he asked you out by getting his guitar and singing to angel by exo
• so cute it was the cutest thing omg
• you were so overwhelmed and started tearing up and he hugged you and freaked out and ok that was kinda funny
• ok before you guys dated you were both trainees and it was just kinda like “you speak english??? OH GOD ME TOO. HEY.” and you guys were just close friends who leaned on each other and relied on each other through tough times and everyone teased the two of you and both of you were like “ugh stop it gosh we’re friends alright.”
• but you guys were like “…friends. yup. just. friends.”
• and jaemin almost exploded bc oh my god it’s so obvious stop being so stupid guys.
• so he pushed mark so hard, so hard, until mark confessed to you and gosh it was a good day.
• oh god ok on your one year anniversary he got you a cake and couple rings and got the younger ones to sing lucky by exo w him and i swear mark is so extra in the most lowkey way.
• BINGE WATCHING EVERY MOVIE ON NETFLIX EVER W MARK.
• MARK THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND TO BE SCARED OUT OF HIS WITS AT A SCARY PART OF A MOVIE BUT HUG YOU AND COMFORT YOU AND SAY “i’m here it’s ok ahaha”
• you guys share everything like, skittles, candy in general, chopsticks (when one of you are like “nah i don’t want to eat” but want a bite of food or something), water, hats, jackets (ok you just take his hoodies but he doesn’t mind), ev e r y t h ing
• “WHAT CAN YOU NOT DO MARK”
• mark is good at everything and it boggles your mind how someone THIS PERFECT LOVES YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART
• MARK LEE. THE TYPE TO WATCH BOLT THE SUPER DOG W YOUR PUPPY.
• you could be the best vocalist ever or the absolute, hands down, worst vocalist ever, he still loves your singing.
• duets w mARKKKK. he would play his guitar and you two would just sing to random songs and honestly, couple goals.
• marks so shy and he doesn’t say “i love you” that much but he tells you that he loves you, a lot surprisingly and it makes you feel special and marks all about that so he’s like sdjjff yes i love her
• you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him, and he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you
• he always gives you one of his ear buds so you two can listen to music together
• well. mark can’t cook very well, he can cook ramen and other simple things so he tries to cook for you the best he can and that’s so sweet tbh

• he cusses but not TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW.

• KINDA LIKE “oh damn”

• YOUR PARENTS LOVE HIM THEY’RE LIKE “BE MORE LIKE HIM.”


IDK WHY THIS TOOK SUCH A LONG TIME BUT HERE’S MARKKKKKKKKK.

Halloween

“I love it,” You gushed, looking at yourself in the mirror, then giving Briana a mischievous grin. Today was Halloween, and you were expected at Jensen’s apartment for his annual party. Most of the Supernatural cast and crew would be there, including you and Brianna. “This is the perfect costume.”

“Jensen’s gonna freak,” She giggled, looking you up and down. 

“For the last time, Briana, I didn’t pick this for Jensen,” You sighed, then rolled your eyes. “I just really like it.”

“Uh-huh,” She laughed, then fluffed your hair up a bit. “Come on, let’s go. We can’t keep lover-boy waiting.”

“Will you stop?”

“Never.”


When you arrived to the party, it was already in full swing and the first thing you spotted was Jared talking with Misha and Mark, giving them a full body laugh. You could tell he already had a few drinks in him.

As you kept walking with Briana, you caught his eye and he immediately stopped sipping at his drink as he was sitting on one of his barstools. It almost looked like he choked on what he was drinking, which caused you to giggle. He was dressed clad in a early 1900′s get up with suspenders and a nice button up, with simple khaki pants and vintage shoes. His hair was slicked back and he had an unlit cigarette behind his ear. You cocked your head to the side as you walked over to him and gave him a grin.

“And who are you supposed to be, Ackles?”

He rolled his eyes, then almost pouted, “You’re like the twentieth person to ask me that. I’m freaking Jack Dawson for crying out loud.”

“Oh my gosh, that’s so cute,” You giggled and laid a hand on his shoulder. “I wish I had known. I could have been your Rose.”

“Titanic is a classic,” He mumbled, then took another sip of his drink. “And you, m’lady, are gorgeous. Love the Zelda costume.”

There were a few moments of silence where you just kept looking at him and he was slowly grinding his top row of teeth on his bottom lip in the sexiest way. You took a deep breath as he handed a drink to you.

“Did you pick that costume for me?” He gave you a knowing smile. “You know I’m a closet Zelda freak.”

You decided to say ‘fuck it’. It had been months since you had been eyeing Jensen and you knew he had a thing for you, too. The both of you were too stupid to do anything about it, but enough was enough. It was time.

So you leaned in close to his ear and whispered, “I chose it exactly for you, Jensen.”


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Moments

It was one of those nights where Cody and I were exhausted from the days events but our minds were still wide awake with ideas. We both laid in the large bed we shared with Athena between our bodies. I pet her soft fur while my husband recalled something O'Brien had told him today. Knowing Dylan, whatever he said was necessary because it was always funny but stupid.

Silence enveloped us after I laughed at the end of the story. The only thing heard was the air conditioner echoing off the walls of the house and the soft wind blowing outside our window.

I looked down at Athena who purred lightly as my hands brushed her fur. She snuggled deeper into my body, rubbing her nose against my stomach. I chuckled softly at her adorable actions.

“She’s going on ten in a month and still acts like a kitty.” I smiled.

“Yeah. I didn’t expect this from her back then when we got her. I thought she would be cranky and hissing at us anytime we made contact with her.”

“Where the Hell have you been?” was the first question that tumbled out of my mouth. “You haven’t called me and I’ve been sick here wondering if you’ve been at work all day!”

“I was at work.” he shrugged like what I was stating wasn’t a big deal.

“Oh really? Then explain the fucking box!” I pointed to it. “You’ve been gone for hours and you come back with a fucking gigantic box! What is it for?”

“Okay, if you say so.” He set the large cardboard down on the dining table before opening it. “To explain why I’ve been gone is simple. I got us,” what he revealed in his large hands was a furry friend, “a kitty.”

He or she had a white belly and face. The back of the kitty was mostly black with light brown patches here and there. They looked at me with wide eyes before letting out a soft “meow”.

“Oh my gosh!” I gushed, reaching out for them. Cody passed the kitty over to me and I cradled it in my arms. “He’s so cute!”

“It’s a she actually.” he chuckled.

“Aw, she so cute. Too freaking cute!” I took one of my fingers and swirled it around her nose. “Aren’t you adorable? Yes you are!”

“I went to work first thing this morning and afterwards, went over to this elderly couples house a few blocks away from my job. They posted on the wife’s Facebook page that they were giving away kittens on Sunday and I couldn’t hold back. Especially after you told me what pet you didn’t want.”

“Babe!” I said, stepping up to him and pecking his lips. “You’re so freaking sweet!”

“I know.” he rolled his eyes playfully.

“Isn’t your daddy sweet? He thought about me!” I cooked once again to the baby animal in my arms. By now, she was closing her eyes.

“What did you want to name her?” he asked.

I pondered the thought while staring at her. She had a gorgeous coat of fur and her eyes were a lovely sapphire. For some unknown reason, she reminded me of a goddess.

“Athena.” I answered.

“Athena?”

“Athena.” I nodded in confirmation.

“Okay.” He softly pet her head while she slept. “Well Athena, this is your new home.”

We gazed down at the sleeping cat whose purring turned into quiet, little snores. She reminded me so much of a baby when she was with us. When our attention wasn’t centered on her, she meowed to us loudly. If one of us was sitting or laying down, she would make her way over to us and beg for us to have her in our lap or in our arms.

“I know you’re thinking about it.” Cody broke the silence.

“Thinking about what?” I questioned in curiosity.

“The thing.” He looked at me to see if I had caught on which I hadn’t. “The baby.”

A knot formed in my stomach at the thought. No, the memory. The horrible memory I have always been trying to erase from my mind.

I had seen the blood and immediately panicked. Cody was downstairs in the kitchen fixing me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but that was the last thing on my mind now. I was bleeding at twelves of being pregnant with our first child.

“Babe, your sandwich is ready.” Cody announced from the other side of the closed bathroom door.

I said nothing.

“Babe?”

“Um, Cody? We need to go to the hospital.” I stated in a quivering tone.

He didn’t say a word as we made our way to the hospital. All I mentioned was that there was bleeding and I didn’t like it. From his tense stature, I could see that he didn’t like it either.

When we arrived at the hospital, they were quick to get Dr.Malone. I had been a patient of his since I was a sophomore in college and I later learned from a nurse that I was his favorite because I never gave him any problems. So when he saw a confused Cody and a scared me, he knew that something wasn’t right.

After running some tests, we came to the conclusion that I had lost the baby. Dr.Malone himself looked like he was close to breaking down but I was hoping he could be strong for me so I wouldn’t lose it. But like I said, I was his favorite patient and me losing the baby tore him apart.

As soon as the door closed, I whimpered loudly to announce a sob being on its way. The pain I felt was all over the place; in my head from the terrible news echoing and my heart rate picking up to the point where I started to have trouble breathing.

We had been trying for almost a year and a half. The first six months was the point where I wanted to give up after each sexual escapade. But Cody made sure that I didn’t give up and always looked up to the bright side of things. So we continued to try and create our first child. And we won the tough battle.

We were so happy when I came out of the bathroom with a positive test. We were even more ecstatic when Malone confirmed it for us. And for the first three months, we cherished the moments of us being future parents.

But it all came to a sudden end and Cody and I were left feeling motionless now. I was still wheezing when my husband wrapped his arms around me. He tried telling me that everything would be okay and to not fret but I could hear the sadness in his voice.

“What is wrong with me?” I sobbed into his shirt. My hand clenched the fabric attached to him as he rubbed my back soothingly.

“Nothing baby. Nothing is wrong with you. Don’t say that.” He planted one long kiss to the crown of my head as I let out all of my sadness.

“Hey.” his hand tilted my chin up to look at him. “Nothing is wrong with you. Remember I said that?”

“I know.” I nodded my head. “But I just sit and wonder what went wrong at that time. Why did we have to lose him?”

He sighed. “Maybe it was a reason. I hate to say it Honey but remember what happened shortly afterwards?”

We were on the way back from a Twenty-One Pilots concert when it happened. Cody and I were singing loudly at the top of our lungs when the headlights of another vehicle smashed right into us on the drivers side. Then… it was pitch black.

When I awoke, I remembered everything. Immediately, I started crying because the experience had been so terrifying. Yet, I survived. But I didn’t know if my husband was alright.

“He’s fine.” Malone assured me when he came to check up on me. “Physically he is. Mentally, he isn’t.”

“What?” I gasped, not being able to breathe all of a sudden.

“He…” Malone exhaled a breath. The type where he didn’t want to deliver bad news to me. It was like my miscarriage all over again. “He doesn’t remember anything.”

“What? What do you mean "remember anything”? I asked. He only looked at me with narrowed, saddened eyes. “Like he doesn’t remember anything from last night? Because if that’s the case then that’s great. I mean, I don’t want to remember everything from last night. It was so scary I know that anyone else would like to forget it. So, please, tell me that my husband doesn’t reme–”

“Y/N. He doesn’t remember anything.” he repeated. “He woke up and didn’t know who I was. He didn’t even know who he was.”

Like I had done months earlier when we lost our child, I panicked. Cody was there at the time to calm my breathing and tell me everything would be okay. But he wasn’t here at the moment. No, he was in another room with a clueless memory of last night. A clueless memory of me from what Malone had just explained.

When I entered his room a couple of days later, I had been proven right. He stared at me as if I were a complete stranger, which I was.

“Do you remember me?” I asked him timidly.

He shook his head apologetically. “No, I’m sorry. Can you tell me?”

I opened my mouth to say something but halted when I watched his eyes move below my face. They stared at what I presumed to be my hand. The hand with my wedding rings.

“You’re my wife.” He said. He then reached over to grasp something in his hands. “I have these also.” It was his ring.

I nodded, a tear slipping from my eyes. “Yeah, I am.”

“But look on the bright side. In four months, you got your memory back.”

He chuckled softly as to not wake up the slumbering Athena. “I did. It was one of the happiest moments of my life.”

I had been washing the dishes in silence when Cody’s loud entrance broke the calming noise. Like a mother, I dropped what I was doing to see what was up. At the moment, Cody was being like a child with his amnesia so my worried instincts were heightened whenever I left him alone for more than ten minutes.

Last week, he tried washing the car but had forgotten that something was wrong with our water hose. Of course he forgot, he had amnesia. All I could make out as I read in the living room was our cranky neighbors, Mrs.Langston, voice. I stood up quickly when I realized what Cody had done. I exited the house to see him drenched and so was Mrs.Langston. Quickly, I explained to her of my husbands current condition and she was apologizing in seconds at his mistake. Cody never washed the car that day because he was embarrassed.

He stood in the foyer looking disheveled as ever. I tilted my head as I asked, “What’s wrong Cody?”

He lifted his head to look at me, his breathing ragged as if he had just run marathon. Then he was walking up to me and planting his lips on mine hungrily. I responded hesitantly because I was confused by his actions. In the weeks I had been spending with Lost Cody, he never made a move on my like this. I didn’t even make a move on him because I new he wasn’t ready for something as simple as a kiss.

One thing I could say was that I missed this. His plump lips on mine made me forget everything around me. My legs always felt like jelly even after knowing each other for five years whenever he kissed me. My hands made their way to his head as his made their way down to my waist, pulling me closer.

I pulled away to breathe and rested my forehead against his. “What… what was that for?”

His hands gripped my waist like he would lose me in seconds. Like I would disappear. “I remember now.”

I held my breath for a second. “What?”

“I remembered now. I remember everything Y/N.” he breathed. “I remembered meeting you years ago. I remember you meeting my you meeting my Mom. I remember telling you I loved you for the first time. I remember our first time. Our first fight, our first makeup, you moving in with me, me proposing to you. I remember it all. And it was with you.”

I was crying now. “I can’t believe it worked.”

“I know, I know.” He pecked me on the lips. “To be honest, I was so scared the whole time. You kept bringing up things we had accomplished… I was afraid that I wouldn’t remember anything like you hoped. I was afraid of seeing you unhappy and eventually leaving me. Some would say that I would eventually move on because it was for the best but the thing was… I enjoyed you being there with me. I could see why I had fallen in love with you. You’re so determined, caring, loving, everything. You’re the reason I remember who I was and where I stood in life.”

I laughed happily, slinging my arms around his neck and pulling him down to my lips. I pecked him endlessly which caused him to chuckle and have his hold on me tighten.

“I love you.” I said.

“No, I love you.” He bent down to lift me up by my thighs, my legs wrapping around his torso. “I love you!” he shouted.

I full on laughed now at his behavior. “I love you!”

“I LOVE YOU!” He put me down lightly and ran over to the front window of the house to open it. “HEY EVERYBODY, I LOVE MY WIFE! I FUCKING LOVE HER!”

I leaned against the wall to keep my balance. My happiness was getting the best of me because I suddenly felt dizzy with joy. He remembered and like always, Cody came and whisked me into his arms. He spun me around, our cheers filling the house.

Once he stopped, he said, “I want to show you how much I love you.”

“Like I always say, do it.”

I grinned at the memory. “You showed me but it felt like our first time all over again.”

“Jesus Christ, don’t remind me!” he rubbed his face in embarrassment while laughing.

“No babe!” I jumped up to sit on his lap. Athena woke up sleepily at my missing presence before closing her eyes once again. “Don’t say that! It was the best!”

“You’re just saying that.” he playfully pouted.

“I am not. It was the best, even though we had never done it before.” I grinned before leaning down to kiss him fully.

“Does this hurt?” Cody asked me from above. “Because if so, I’ll stop now.”

I placed my hand on his exposed shoulder to keep him from moving away from me. “No, it doesn’t hurt. Just… just go on.”

“You sure?” I nodded. “Okay…”

The feeling was uncomfortable at first but in a couple of minutes, I felt the pleasure kick in. I was lifting my hips to meet his as I wanted more. He gave me more.

He leaned down to kiss me but failed when he bumped his head into mine. “Ah fuck!” He paused his actions as he let the curse words pass his lips. “Oh my fucking God.”

“Dammit.” I sighed with my hand resting on the sore spot.

“Baby, I am so sorry.” he apologized. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. Are you?” My hand moved to his head to check if a knot was forming.

“Yeah… you still want to continue?”

I could tell that he was embarrassed. His eyes were dilated, lips parted. But I wouldn’t stop because of how bad we were so far. I actually wanted to cherish this moment for the rest of my life.

“Yes.” I answered with a smile, a real one.

He returned it. “Okay.”


“If you ask me, that was our attempt at having sex for the first time.” he pointed out when I pulled away from kissing him. “That wasn’t sex like all of the other times afterwards.”

I slapped his chest. “What’re you talking about? It was!”

“Y/N, I nearly killed you in every position we tried after each fail.” he laughed.

“Same thing with me! I almost bit off your– never mind, that doesn’t matter.” I dismissed the scary but funny thought. “What matters is that we climaxed and that’s it.”

“Fine. If you say so, your Majesty.” He yawned which made me do the same right behind him. “I’m getting sleepy Honey.”

“Me too.” I said, moving to lay next to him. Only his hands kept me from doing so. “What?”

“Lay right here. Don’t move.”

I moved my hands to rest on his chest. “If you say so.” I removed the blankets for a second to climb underneath with him. Once comfortable, I closed my eyes. “I love you.”

“Love you too.”

It was silent for a minute before I spoke. “Before we go to sleep, do you remember us meeting each other?”

“Of course I do.” he rubbed my back like I were a baby. “That’s another one of my happiest moments. My first one on the list.”

“Oops, sorry!” I apologized to a stranger.

“It’s okay, no worries.” reassured a male.

When I looked up, my heart rate seemed to pick up. Max was handsome in my opinion but this guy that stood before me was another version of Fabio. You know, the guy older women had sexual fantasies about. His chin was coated in brown scruff hat complimented his slightly tanned skin. His lips, oh my God, his lips were the plump kind that a girl couldn’t help but bite his if they were to kiss. He wore a white muscle T-shirt with a funny animation… that I immediately regretted looking at.

His muscles were big. Dear Lord, if he were to hug me, I would never want to leave his embrace. His arms were the type to instantly lift your spirits when you felt down. But I wasn’t feeling down. Oh no, I was feeling all sorts of emotions with this guy.

“Hey, are you okay?” he asked. Glancing up, I could make out brown orbs behind the sunglasses he wore. I also regretted looking at those because I stared for a little too long. He started to smirk.

“I’m okay. Really, I am.” I stated as I started backing away. Only this time, I bumped into another figure and then felt a cold liquid on my back. “Shit.” I cursed.

“Oh my goodness! Ma'am, I am so so so sorry!” apologized what turned out to be a young waiter.

“It’s okay.” I assured the boy.

When I turned around to face the stranger I had bumped into, he was gone.

Little did I know that the stranger would turn out to be the love of my life.

~*~

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Highlights from the Fall Out Boy show in Oakland, CA 11.14.17

okay so here were some of my favorite moments!! it was an amazing show and I had such a good time 

1. funniest moment was probably when Pete called out someone’s shirt, he said something like “man, that is the funniest and probably most terrible shirt I have ever seen…like let me know where I can order one of those” and never told us exactly what the shirt said, but kept making references to it throughout the show, and we could deduce that it said something along the lines of “Pete Wentz: Cut Your Hair” and ok honestly mood

2. after the first few songs, the first thing that Pete says to the crowd is “you know that quote from the movie Drive, when he says, ‘Once you get in this car, you’re family, we take care of you?’ or something like that Well, what I’m trying to say is, for the next ninety minutes, we’re your drivers - get in the fucking car with us’

3. about halfway through the show, Pete saw that there were some people who had made a really cool banner, and they weren’t quite in the pit, but in the stands right off to the side, so he was like, “hey, you guys with the banner? yeah, come down and listen to the rest of the show down here” (in the pit)

4. Pete also found some pretty little kid who was in the pit and let security move him and his family even closer to the stage. He was like, “yeah, don’t worry, this guy knows all the words”

5. PATRICK’S LITTLE DANCE MOVES were so freakin cute, especially when they were doing Dance, Dance on the elevated stage - he does this little stand-in-place shuffle thing with his feet 

6. when the elevated stages came out, the boys were REALLY freaking close to us, and a few people in my area and I all waved at Patrick, and he waved back and gave us a such a humble smile, like he was thinking, “oh my gosh that’s so nice that those people are waving at me!” I was like Patrick my love we paid money to see you!! He just gives us such a sweet, humble vibe I love it

7. They’re doing a new arrangement of Young and Menace where it’s just Patrick on the piano, and it’s really awesome and moving. They also put these little purple crystal ball cutouts in everyone’s seats with instructions to use them during Y&M by using them as a filter over the flashlight on your phone, so that when it played, all the lights had a purple tint

8. Andy’s drum solo!! Ahhh it was so good, especially because he was on one of the elevated stages. Also, during the solo, you see Pete and Patrick getting set up on the other elevated stage, just kind of squatting down and jamming out to his solo. Super adorable!!

9. Joe went fucking HARD. He came out on the runway part a lot, especially during the guitar solos. He was super animated and great.

10. Pete just thanked everyone for being so patient with the album, and said that he wanted them to make music that would be fun for people like us on nights like tonight

11. Pete was wearing his little fucking tail thing on his jeans and my friend screamed bc now she’s convinced he’s a furry

12. In between when the boys go offstage after the elevated stages are done and when the monsters come on with the T-shirt canon, there’s a little clip that plays over the big screen that shows the four of them running backstage, and then has the monsters joking around

13. There are little parachutes at the end of the show that fall out from the ceiling and have t-shirts attached to them!

Honestly I could probably talk about more that went on, but this is getting really long. So please feel free to message me if you want any more details about the show bc it was so so awesome and I can’t stop thinking about it and overall the boys just give a really good experience for their fans <3 

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Wow it’s international girlfriend day or what I like to call it, another reason to post about my amazing girlfriend and another excuse to spoil her in love and affection. She’s so sweet, y'all have no idea she’s so cute and polite and she’s so shy and it’s literally adorable and I love holding her hand her hands are so soft and big (👀👀👀) and she’s just perfect like I swear to god she is the most perfect and most beautiful girl on the planet and in all of the universe. She gets so excited about dogs like when we were at the beach she started freaking out because two guys were walking dogs and she was so happy and cute. And oh my gosh she wanted to get a Michael Jackson tattoo but I was like no go with harry potter bye. And she like bends down to give me hugs and I stand up on my toes to do it it’s so nice. And she’s a closeted lesbian and a closeted softie because everyone around her thinks she hates relationships but she can get so romantic and cute just ahhhh
Long story short I’m madly in love with my gf

anonymous asked:

Can you do a fluffy scenario where it's cold in the room you and J-Hope sleep in so you two move to the living room and sleep in the couch we're it's warmer?

yay fluff! ~

You turned in the bed, wrapping the thick quilt around you as you suppressed the shiver that was beginning to roll down your spine.

It was absolutely freezing in your bedroom. Earlier in the week, a hawk had crashed into your window, bursting through the glass—which was very unfortunate to you and your boyfriend Hoseok since it was under thirty-degrees Fahrenheit outside. The windows had been taped up, but you wouldn’t be able to replace them for another two days.

So, you sat shivering as cold air seeped in through the uncovered cracks.

“H-Hoseok,” you chattered, turning to his side of the bed. Before you could request to cuddle, he pulled you close to him and wrapped his arms around you, him being just as cold as you were.

You were both wearing hoodies and sweat pants to bed, but you still felt like your fingers were turning blue.

“It’s too cold in here. I can’t sleep comfortably.” He said, flipping back the covers. You clenched your jaw as more cool air hit your body. “I’ll be right back.”

You sat on the bed quietly while he disappeared into the living room. After hearing little commotion, he poked his head back into the doorway.

“Come here—and bring that cover with you.”

You did as instructed, picking the cover up in your arms and leaving the bedroom. You closed the door behind you so that the cold air wouldn’t spread through the whole house.

When you went into the living room, you saw that Hoseok had put down three sheets, four pillows, and at least three blankets on the couch. You laughed and threw your blanket on top of the bundle.

“Come on, we’re camping out in here tonight. It’s too cold in there,” he said, lying back on the couch. You smiled and lay down next to him, immediately feeling warmer once he wrapped an arm around your waist.

Once you both were completely comfortable and thawing out from the cold, he picked up the remote. “Let’s watch a movie. It has to be on Netflix, though, because I’m not getting up to put in a DVD.” He said. You nodded in agreement.

“Hey, let’s watch Emperor’s New Groove! I haven’t seen that movie in so long,” you suggested.

He smiled and clicked on it, and then set the remote down to nuzzle into your neck. His skin was still much warmer than yours, so you bundled up against him tighter as the movie began.

“’Pull the lever, Kronk! Wrong lever, Kronk!’” You quoted as one of the most iconic scenes you remembered from your childhood played across the television. You felt Hoseok stir behind you as he exhaled warm breath on your neck. “Baby…are you sleep?” You whispered to him.

He shook his head. “No, no…just keep watching the movie,” he said sheepishly.

When the final big musical number of the movie ended, you yawned and turned off the television. By this point, you were a little too warm under all the blankets and your hoodie. You sat up and peeled your hoodie off of your body.

“Hoseok?” You whispered in the darkness. You were only greeted by his light snores. You smiled, leaned down, and kissed him.

“I love you,” you whispered to him before planting one solid kiss on his forehead.

Lying back down, you curled against him again, wrapping his arm around you and drifting off to sleep.

This was so freaking cute oh my gosh. Thank you so much for submitting! Submit more if you want! ~

Do Not Disturb

{one where Michael and his best friend (or girlfriend) go to Comicon and things he heated up in the hotel room.}

Oh my god, I’m so sorry I haven’t posted anything in like a week lol. Okay I hope you like it, because I put a little twist on it.

“Michael this is seriously awesome! You’re the best.” I smiled, hugging Michael tightly, enjoying the feeling of his broad arms wrapping around the small of my back. It was my birthday, and my best friend of seven years showed up at my house two days ago and took me to comic con. Also known as the thing I’ve been wanting to go to since I practically hit puberty.

“It’s no big deal babe.” Kissing my forehead, Michael was quickly whisked away by a couple of fans who wanted a picture and autograph of him. I bit my lip, watching as he ruffled his hair before smiling for the camera and giving the almost crying girl a hug. Michael soon enough looked over at me, and could probably tell that it was almost time for us to go from the way I was pointing at my watch. I really didn’t want to leave either, but Liz told us to wrap it up in five minutes so that we could skip the part of being trampled by the stampede.

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anonymous asked:

Could you do a GOT7 reaction to you fangirling over 2PM please?! (Their comeback hit me in my feels) And if possible have a 2PM reaction to it as well.. Thank you~

Oh man, dude. Right? 2PM’s comebacks always brings me near tears. They have yet to disappoint.

In case any of haven’t seen 2PM’s comeback yet, it’s called Promise (I’ll Be), which I have linked.

GOT7

JB. He’d be right there with you watching it. He won’t necessarily be fanboying, but he’d be just as impressed as you and really like it.

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Mark. He’d find it cute how much you were fangirling over them. He’d definitely laugh. Both because he loved your reaction and because he’d also really love the video.

Originally posted by polarbeom

Jackson. Are you kidding? He’d be fanboying right next to you. To be honest, I see him fanboying real hard to the point he might hurt himself.

Originally posted by got7ish

Jinyoung. Yet another who would be fanboying. It wouldn’t be as much as Jackson, but definitely fanboying.

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae. I can see him having two different reactions. Youngjae would either laugh at how cute he thought you were, or he’d be fanboying over the new song with you.

Originally posted by jieunyoung

BamBam. Be prepared to get teased. Though part of that teasing would be him freaking out along with you. 

Originally posted by bambamsbabe

Yugyeom. Oh my gosh. He’d find it so adorable, especially if he knows that you’ve been following them for a long while.

Originally posted by jitonic


2PM

Minjun. He’d be so happy that you loved the song. He works so hard with the others to make songs, so he’d be so happy that you like it as much as you do.

Originally posted by jn2k

Taecyeon. He’d be teasing you, but would find it so adorable. He’d love how much his band’s songs gave you joy.

Originally posted by infinitblaq

Nichkhun. If you were dancing, he’d join in. If you were just freaking out over the new song, he’d keep calling you cute and adorable.

Originally posted by flouki

Wooyoung. *celebrating*

Originally posted by woomark

Junho. *gif*

Originally posted by malegroups

Chansung. “You really like the song that much?”

Originally posted by babochanbear

~ admin CAKE

anonymous asked:

(for the wld i date u) im v short! (4 ft 11 in/148-149 cm) i have short black hair n glasses n at first im super shy n awkward but once we become close, i talk a lot haha i love affection!!! i wld hold ur hand all day n hug u often (haha im a bit overbearing fhskjxo) im also kinda sarcastic n a bit rude onec were close but its all bc were close but also im kinda like a mother haha i take care of others a lot! unfortunately im not that funny gcjsondow but i try haha

Ajdtvjid your so adorable?! Of course I would date you! You have a very cute personality~ (we literally have the same personality)Since you’re short I would get to cuddle you a lot! I’m also very playfully rude to people I’m close with so we would totally connect.you giving me kisses would make me blush so freaking much. Oh my gosh, at first it would be so awkward to talk to you since im extremely shy too……
Ugh you sound so sweet and adorable, I can’t take it. I have a idea, let’s get married! 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

Exo: You (their idol girlfriend) is doing a concept like HelloVenus' Wiggle Wiggle

Baekhyun: If you were doing a concept like this, he would brag to the other guys, saying that you’re so beautiful that it was only expected.

“Y'know, it’s expected~! My Jagiya is so beautiful and cut out for this.”

Chanyeol: Because of some prank reasons, you wouldn’t tell him about the concept, until you do it in concert for the first time. He wouldn’t have expected it, but because you insisted on it, he would be there. So, naturally, he would be surprised.

“Wow. Jagiya’s pre- oh!”

Kyungsoo: If you did a concept like this one, sort of like Chanyeol, he would be really surprised, because, well, you’re too adorable. Yeah. He’d probably freak out a lil…. (Maybe not just a little.)

“Oh my gosh! Jagiya!”

Kai: With Kai’s ideal type being someone who is kind and cute, this would be a little bit outside of your personality, but Kai wouldn’t quite mind, now would he?

“Jagiya, you don’t normally do things like that. It’s an…. interesting change.”

Sehun: If you were an idol…. And Sehun’s girlfriend…. I’m pretty sure that Sehun would be rather confused as to what you were doing.

“Jagiya? What are you doing?”

Suho: Being the person that Suho is, he might disapprove, but then again, you’re both idols, so he might understand that it was put upon you with little conversation. 

“Jagiya~. This concept is so weird. But y'know. It happens.”

Chen: To be honest, Chen would actually probably enjoy this concept. He would probably think it was about time that your group did something like this.

“Not bad. It was only a matter of time. Good job Jagiya~!”

Kris: If and when your group did a concept like this, Kris would enjoy this as well. Perhaps it’s even his style? I’m sure you can find out. ((wink wonk))

“This is a nice concept, Jagiya. Why didn’t you do it before?”

Lay: Lay would be a little divided on it, I think. Being as cute and adorable as he is, he would try not to be too enveloped in it, but it’s a nice concept, so of course, Lay’s goal would be a little bit more than futile.

“It’s an okay concept, Jagiya.” *trying not to be interested*

Luhan: Luhan wouldn’t even try to hide it. He loves this concept. Bottom line, man.

“Wow! This is amazing! Maybe you can practice around me?

Tao: Tao would be so excited to know that you were doing this concept. It would be a perfect time to brag about your body.

“Yes! This is an amazing concept, Jagiya! Your body is perfect for it~!”

Xiumin: Adorable lil Xiumin probably wouldn’t be his adorable self during this one. Xiumin would be Xiudaddy this go ‘round.

“Ah, Jagiyaaa~! Nice concept. We should practice.”

anonymous asked:

OH MY GOSH I'M FREAKING OUT. FROM THE GIFSET YOU JUST POSTED (FROM DREAM KNIGHT WHEN THEY WERE LAYING DOWN) I just realized JB moved his hand towards YJ and freaking YJ put it in between his knees (idk how to explain it lmao but just look) ahhhhhhhh

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS MOMENT SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT. Making that GIF was both a blessing and a curse to my soul because I now know what it looks like frame by frame. Honestly, though, it’s just so cute and casually intimate and it just makes me smile and cry at the same time because it’s one of those moments where you can really see the evidence of how close they really are! I mean, I could go on and on about this single 1-minute moment, but I feel like it’s just the cutest evidence of how comfortable they actually are with each other when they’re not worried about appearances!

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I can’t believe Boueibu’s first episode was an ✨ actual love story ✨

amazing ♡✧。 (⋈◍>◡<◍)。✧♡

-excluding the8, seungkwan, vernon, and dino-

DK: You came to the studio after practice to surprise him and you pulled him away from everyone and into a room to talk privately. “Seokmin.. I’m pregnant..” You couldn’t look at him, too scared. “You’re.. You’re pregnant?” you nodded weakly, tearing up. You couldn’t handle him leaving you. That would just hurt. You were suddenly picked up and swung around. “Oh my gosh!” you couldn’t help but smile as the tears you held back fell. He set you down and wiped your eyes before taking you out to the practice room where everyone waiting anxiously to find out what it was you dragged him away was. DK smiled down at you and you blushed. “Y/N noona! What’s so important that you have to drag our member away?” Seungkwan asked you. You looked up at DK and at them “I’m pregnant” everyone’s faces dropped and suddenly everyone started freaking out, thinking about how cute a baby will be in 17 merch. S.Coups is groaning in the corner thinking about the impending doom of another child in the practice room

Hoshi: You did it without meaning to. You were talking on the phone with your mom and you didn’t hear him come in and he started walking to you but stopped the moment he heard you. “Eomma, I even went to the doctor to make sure.. I’m 3 months pregnant.. I got an ultrasound and everything.. How am I supposed to tell Soonyoung?” His eyes widened “You just did” you jumped and turned with wide eyes, clutching something to your chest. “Eomma, I need to go” you hung up quickly. “You’re pregnant…? When did you find out..” He looked at you, slightly hurt. “This morning.. I took the test and it came out positive so I ran to doctor and got an ultrasound..” He walked closer to you. “So.. We’re going to be parents?” You nodded softy. He smiled widely and hugged you, holding you close. “That’s so amazing! Jagi, I love you soooo much” he kissed you softly. The moment you showed him the oicture from the ultrasound, he looked so happy, you couldn’t help but giggle at how you just stared at the picture

Jeonghan: You honestly didn’t know how to tell him, But when you finally sat him down on the couch and put your hands on his and took a deep breath, you got ready to say it but he cut you off. “You’re pregnant, I know” he smiled. “Y-You knew?” He nodded. “I noticed the symptoms and looked them up and I saw the test in the bathroom. Don’t worry. I’ll be here every step of the way. I can’t wait to be a dad” he kissed the top of your head. “I love you so much..” you let out a sigh of relief. “I love you too” he whispered and you two just talked for a while about the future

Joshua: He’d have been there from the start. You told him you thought you might be so you two waited to make sure and you took the tests twice and you even went to the doctor to make sure and everything came out positive. He would just constantly be telling you everything is okay and that he loves you and that soon there will be a small little joshua or maybe a small little you running around. You didn’t know quite what to do but his constant support kept you going

Jun: You two were on skype and he was getting all tired and you were like “wait- before you go.. I need to tell you something” He could tell you were nervous. “Of course baobei. What is it? Is everything okay?” You closed your eyes. “I’m pregnant” you heard silence and then suddenly there was a scream from his side. You could hear yelling in the background. “I.. Are you upset..?” You asked, not quite sure what his reacting meant. “I’M GOING TO BE A DAD!” He smiled widely. He was just like squealing for a couple minutes before almost every other member came in. “Jun if you don’t shut the f- oh hey Y/N!” Woozi said. You laughed softly. “Hiiii!” you waved. Everyone greeted you. “Yah, what were you even screaming about?” S.Coups asked tiredly. “I’m pregnant” you said. You could see all of them wake up a little. Dino came up to the camera. “Can you name it after me?” “No she’s going to name it after me” Wonwoo said quickly. They all started fighting and you eventually just said goodbye and left them to fight it all out

Mingyu: You were hanging out with him and Wonwoo and both of them were noticing that you were acting different. “Yah, Y/N, what’s wrong with you today? Are you pregnant or something?” Wonwoo joked and he and Mingyu laughed but when you looked down and didn’t answer, their faces fell. “Wait.. Y/N.. Are you?” Mingyu asked quickly. “I.. I was going to tell you when we got home but.. Yeah..” Wonwoo’s eyes widened because he just ruined your surprise and his best friends are having a kid. “That’s.. Wow that’s amazing Y/N! I’m gonna be a dad!” He pulled you into a hug and you smiled softly. “I went to the doctor to confirm. I’m 2 and ½ months in” He smiled widely and kissed your forehead. Wonwoo joined the hug and you all laughed. You continued hanging out as planned and you held Mingyu’s hand. Wonwoo felt left out so you held his hand too and you started feeling like a mom already

S.Coups: He would have noticed easily. One of his noona’s that works for them was pregnant at one point so he recognized the signs quickly. “Jagi, are we having an actual kid?” He asked one day. You were so surprised. “Wh-What?” you blushed. “I can tell you’re pregnant” You blushed more. “I.. Yeah..” He smiled and ran to you picking you up and kissing you. “Finally. Those kids I call my members are good practice. I promise I’ll be a good dad okay?” You smiled and nodded. “I love yoooouuu” You giggled. “I love you too dork” you kissed his nose and you two cuddled the whole day

Wonwoo: He overheard you crying to Woozi, scared about how to tell him about you being pregnant. He got a little angry, thinking that you had cheated on him with Woozi. So when you came home, you were greeted by the cold shoulder and silence. When you broke down though because he was ignoring you and you really needed his support right now, he completely melted and the silence was gone. “J-Jagi?! Oh god I’m sorry please don’t cry- I was just angry.. I overheard your conversation with Woozi and I… I thought you two had a thing..” You looked at him sadly and he looked down, not being able to look in your eyes. “W-Wonwoo oppa… Did you hear what I told him..?” he nodded. “It’s yours Wonwoo” he looked up at you with these sad puppy eyes and you had to stop yourself from crying harder. You opened your arms and he quickly moved into them. You wrapped your arms around him and reassured him that he’s the only one in your life

Woozi: He came home to surprise you for your anniversary with a serenade and a stuffed animal of your favorite animal but he started getting worried when he saw you curled up on the couch throwing up into a bucket. “J-Jagi is everything alright? Are you sick? Do you want soup?” He asked worriedly. “N-No.. I.. I have morning sickness, Jihoon..” It took him a second. “Wait.. But that comes with pregnanc- oh- oh… I’m.. I’m going to be a dad..?” He asked softly. “Happy anniversary..” He smiled and attacked you, but carefully, and kissed you all over (except your mouth since you just threw up) You two giggled all day and just cuddled and watched your favorite movies and he knew that this had to be the best anniversary ever

First Seventeen request yay!

~requests are open~

#62: His thoughts when he sees you for the first time

Luke: 

“So you’re dating Y/N?” the interviewer asked. Luke nodded. “They are sooo loud at night,” Calum laughed and the boys did too. “We don’t do that!” he blushed. The interviewer laughed. “Okay okay, so what were your thoughts on Y/N when you first saw her?” she asked. “Well uh,” Luke laughed and blushed. “Honestly, when I first saw her…" 

You were eating and watching TV. Until you heard Luke’s voice. You saw the boys. "She was amazing.. Like, when I saw Y/N, she was absolutely stunning. Then when I met her, she was so cute, kind, adorable, and really shy. I just fell in love with her,” he giggled. You smiled. He was so cute.

Calum: 

Calum was walking and didn’t watch where he was going. So he put his phone in his pocket. He saw you talking to your friend. He stood there. Staring at you. What he was thinking.. 

“Oh god who is she? She’s so beautiful… I want her to be my girlfriend someday.. Her giggle is so cute. Her voice is so soft. She’s so amazing..”

You looked around and saw a boy staring at you. He smiled. You smiled back and waved. He was quite cute.

He couldn’t stop staring at you though.“Calum lets go!” Luke grabbed his arm. 

Michael:

“What were your thoughts on Y/N when you first met her?” the interviewer asked.

“It was actually a funny story. So, I was walking with Ashton, and then she bumped into me, spilling water on my pants. She freaked out and then she was like "OH MY GOSH I’M SOOOO SORRY! ARE YOU OKAY?!” she screamed. It was hilarious. And then what I was thinking was, she was really cute and adorable. She was amazing. But then Ashton started to laugh over there. Y/N had like a weird outfit too,“ he laughed. 

"But when that happened, I kept laughing. She was hilarious and perfect,”

Ashton:

You were standing in the crowd, dreamily watching Ashton Irwin. You bet he would never notice you. But then he saw you. He couldn’t keep his eyes off. Even when he was drumming. He stared at you. You looked into his eyes. When they finished a song, Ashton wanted to say something. “The girl over there, I can not stop staring at you. So I’m not gonna look your way,” he laughed. 

“Ashton why are you staring at her?” Luke asked. “She’s so cute and adorable and hot,” he laughed. “I CALL HER MINE!!” Calum yelled. “NOO!” Ashton whined. The boys began laughing.

-Kelly :] x

The other day she passed some guy
With little or no class
“Hey, he called as he walked by
“You have a nice… Bottom”

What the heck is wrong with you?
She wanted to retort
Maybe she would’ve used the real word too
But that answer wasn’t the ladylike sort

And when she gets an unsolicited pic
From some random dude
She shouldn’t say, well that’s a little disappointing
That would just be rude

A lady always uses a substitute
Then she flutters her eyelids and tries to bewitch
All the boys who think she’s, oh so cute
But if she were to curse, then she’s an angry female dog

It seems so gosh darned confusing
For men to get so I’ll be blunt
She’s not here just to be amusing
And your being a meanie face

So stop freaking-
Oh cranberries, has that word been approved?
My apologies for speaking
Please let that mistake be excused

Hey, at least it wasn’t the F word
You know the one that meninism rhymes with
Because a woman who says that is being absurd
Doesn’t she know misogyny is just another fundamental myth

She knows that foul language is unladylike behavior
And here’s a list of words she would never ever say:
No, equality, no, I don’t need a male savior
I’m good enough, no, I’m beautiful, still no, and equal pay

The list doesn’t end there, it just continues to grow
And honestly, she knows this is flipping insane
So she’s finally ready to say heck no
When a man tries to define a lady for his own gain

And the next time she’s told by some jerk
“it’s not cute when you swear”
She just looks at him and says with a smirk
“I don’t fucking care”

—  Language
BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?!

How Ingrid was blushing when Rhett and Link brought up what she said about Hannah and how when they asked her if they were dating and Ingrid was like oh my gosh are you really doing this!? And then she didn’t say anything but Link(or Rhett, not sure which one) was just laughing at her. She was obviously blushing like crazy or doing something to hide her face because I think both the guys knew the answer after that. I just can’t!! Ingrid is so freaking cute!! But seriously that whole podcast was the best. I’m so proud of Ingrid. The things she said were so motivational and they made me love and respect her even more.