oh gods what was i thinking

anonymous asked:

lol at people who want to see Louis wear things more like Harry because Harry has 'actual style'. Meanwhile I'm over here thinking of that Randy's Donuts hoodie that he literally always wears like yes, what a posh look indeed... (srsly tho can ppl just leave them both alone, I love their expensive ass clothes)

Oh my god, can you imagine if Louis was a repeat offender with a hoodie like that? People would make the rudest comments. Harry does have his Harry Styles™ look, but he definitely dresses down a lot too and loves to wear whatever the fuck he wants in his downtime, whether it’s the donut hoodie or four shirts layered over each other or his winter boots with athletic shorts or whatever. They both have expensive clothes and they both know how to dress well, but they also know their audience. Harry dresses one way when he’s being performer/actor Harry and another when he’s just being a normal dude. And Louis does his thing too, but people always seem to find something to complain about when it comes to his clothing. He wears designer clothes that fit the music scene he’s in and people complain, he color coordinates his casual looks and mixes pieces to make himself look fabulous even in sweatpants and a t-shirt and people complain, and on it goes. It’s so unnecessary and unfair because people don’t rip the other boys’ styles apart the way they do with Louis, and I know part of it is rejection of his unfair and inaccurate chavvy image, but a lot of the time, people seem to just be really classist and rude with their comments no matter what he’s wearing. Nothing is ever good enough for this fandom.

anonymous asked:

Kara pops in L Corp to visit Lena. What she didn't expect is seeing Lena in a power suit, or something along that, Kara is just left flabbergasted, like enough for her to take it all in and is just...wow. Lena comes walking towards her while on a business call and closes Kara's jaw that's hanging with her finger and a quick peck on the cheek and a wink. Do you think Lena will have her hair in a ponytail or let it down?

First of all -

RUDE!

Second of all -

I don’t have a second of all because I’m speechless!

Oh my god, can you imagine?

Jess just lets her in, because by now she knows it’s par for the course - no matter what Lena is doing she wants Kara shown in immediately.

When Lena hears Kara come in she turns from the window and Kara is just speechless, even after Lena kisses her and by the time Lena gets off the phone she’s all worked up …

she didn’t know she had a thing for Lena in suits but damn!!

And I picture Lena with her hair down, maybe a little curly!!

Mainly because I’m a sucker for Lena with her hair down!

rhodey is the cutest person i can’t believe this,,, saying “boom” when something goes his way…Dad Jokes™… being So Into Being War Machine oh my god literally every one-liner rhodey has is life-changing i can’t believe how good he is??? “welcome to the dance floor, boys. oh no, i didn’t say you could leave” “I think it’s weird. you look like two seals fighting over a grape” “you look damn good mr president but i’m gonna need that suit back” WAR MACHINE,,,COMIN AT U,,, “no, it’s your fault, I just wanted to say I’m sorry”

he adapts so quickly to ridiculous situations he’s brave and resilient and selfless and incredible and his password is WARMACHINEROX with an x all caps what a giant dork i love him @ marvel where the fuck is my war machine movie

anonymous asked:

Oh my god where did you hear about matty healy on stage with green day?

billie mentioned it in an interview when answering a question about them bringing fans onstage!!

“I would imagine. I think some kids ended up forming bands because of that. I think that’s what happened to the guy from the 1975.”

and then i googled it and matt healy did an interview last year where he talked about it, this is a quote from it:

“Mike Dirnt was fucking there. I jumped up, and he put his bass on me…10,000 people in fucking Newcastle Arena!” Exclaimed Healy. “It was a defining moment for me. Looking out and thinking, ‘OK, this is awesome.’ I still have the pick.”

cut-off-the-grain  asked:

Lottie! Reading about second hand embarrassment and now I'm thinking about Kylo getting amnesia and he finds things in his quarters with their names combined (like Kylo Hux or Armitage Ren) and assumes they got married and he forgot. So Kylo goes and confronts Hux and asks why Hux didn't tell him they got married. And Hux has no idea what he's talking about. And then Kylo realizes they aren't married, he just has a ridiculous crush and was writing their names on things like a thirteen year old.

OH MY GOD IM DYING ❤❤❤

enchantedtomeetyou22  asked:

What if in ACOWAR either lucien dies or elain rejects the bond and then somehow falls in love with amren? I mean can you imagine amren being mean to everyone else but her cutiepie omggg Also thanks for elriel, I didn't know I needed it in my life until I found it

-The war is finally over, Lucien and Elain meet one night to talk pressured by the bond that is tying them together. The dinner is full of laughter and snarky comments. Elain sees how Lucien could easily be her best friend and love could blossom there. Lucien pulls her from her thoughts with a statement that totally catches her off guard, “I’m in love with Tarquin.” Oh thank the mother. They both let that mating bond go, but stay in constant contact with each other. It’s easier being friends.

-At first Elain does not know what to think of Amren, then she hears her laugh. Gods that laugh, she falls in love almost instantly. 

-Elain starts to hang out with Amren, finding an excuse to be near the fire drake. At first she needs to borrow jewelry. Then asks about a rare flower. Everyday she is drawn to Amren’s apartment. 

-Amren starts looking forward to Elain’s visits. One day she does not show up and she goes into a panic. When she finally finds Elain gardening, of course she is gardening. Amren notices that she is not paying an ounce of attention to the flower garden, but an herb garden. Elain quietly tells her that she has been growing herbs that made even rabbits taste good. 

-Amren melts, no one has even grown herbs for her. No one. 

-Weeks go by and the pair find themselves together more and more. One night Elain even sleeps over. NO ONE, has ever slept over. EVER. 

-During a family dinner, Cassian makes a joke, poking fun of innocent Elain. He expects Az or Nesta to come to her rescue, but is very surprised when Amren growls at him. He wants to keep his family jewels, so he never pokes fun of Elain. Ever. Even if Amren is miles away. It is not worth the risk. 

-Months go by and the inner circle starts to notice how protective Amren is of Elain. Like hell she is going to the Hewn City. She will be no where near those war mongering Illyrian bastards, be happy that I let these two a hundred feet in her presence. 

-Elain whispers “I love you” right before falling asleep. Amren whispers back those three little words for the first time in 6 millennia. 

I did not know how much I needed Elriel until that fateful day @propshophannah messaged me. I have been hooked ever sense. 

6

i know that “HUNGRY GERMAN YOUTH,” nike’s guerilla advertising campaign for the 2012 euros, was based on this cool hipster t-shirt company, and the message was supposed to be how all these young german players are HUNGRY for VICTORY and IMPATIENT to MAKE IT TO THE TOP…

but i just remember spending that whole summer seeing pictures of mesut özil/sami khedira/mario götze/ilkay gundogan walking around in these shirts thinking, “oh my god why is no one giving these poor children sandwiches can’t you see how hungry they are these t-shirts are a cry for help???????”

it was a weird time, is what i’m saying.

anonymous asked:

HELP! I just bought my first digital art tablet today and I'm lost! There are so many programmes for photoshop alone, I don't know what to do! Please help!

i’d say go for photoshop CS5+!

that’s what i use! and have used for forever. i haven’t looked into a ton of alternatives as to not bog my computer down with experiments. i know there’re quite a few artists who follow me who have some alternatives (i’m somewhat medicated rn so my brain is really scraping to think of some i apologize) so if you know some good starter programs, feel free to share!

Anonymous said:

I thought, “Oh God, what’s wrong with your skin!?”, but then I realised there was a layer of plastic covering it.

it’s weird, right!? i haven’t gotten a tattoo in like, over a year, and this shop offered a really fast way that heals tattoos and i thought they were lying??? like i didn’t believe them at all???? and i referred to it as black magic

what you see is a saniderm tattoo bandage! so far it’s great but it is making my skin break out quite a bit. i’ll show another pic once everything is all healed up!

Anonymous said:

Omg, I love Nightwing!! I was so excited when I saw your drawing :D Does Matt want to get a Nightwing role? That would be awesome :p

thanks!! a bunch of my friends just pointed out that he would KICK ASS in that role. while he is a great doctor priest on GH, dude is a pure, ripped hug monster that i’d love to see in a role like that ;u;

Anonymous said:

I love the hair from #MattForNightWing! Look at the form! And the color! And the shade! It looks awesome! HOW did you do the little blue uhhh stripes..? :D

thanks so much!! i actually drew them in on one side in their own layer, duplicated that layer and then mirrored it. i combined all of the line layers and then made little minor tweaks to either side to make it a little less precise 

anonymous asked:

In the clip for Gaston, after Lefou moves away from the 3 dudes, Stanley is pointing to the others and all I can picture is: "You're being extremely obvious, Stanley." "Shut your ungodly mouth, Tom."

This is the best oh my god

This just makes me think the guys have known all about Stanley’s crush from the start and for them this whole movie is just them going “jesus shit stanley could you be any more obvious” and “dear god what have we gotten ourselves into”

Hani might not make it

*2 am in their hotel room*

Hani: Psst ….pssssst…..psssssssssst

LE: OH my god what?!

Hani: Do you think hotdogs are just skinny sandwiches?

LE: What the fuck no? You hate hotdogs anyway go the fuck to sleep Heeyeon I swear.

Hani: *in a loud whisper* Okay so one more question then. Unnie do you think bathtubs are reverse boats?

LE: Where the fuck is my phone, I need to make arrangements for your body.

anonymous asked:

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it. @ tweek

Tweek: WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?! OH JESUS, OH GOD, I NEED COFFEE!!!

I honestly think there is anything sexier than a man that takes control in bed, choke me, spank me, bite me. When they are scared and hesitant about it, it’s like why even bother? I’ll tell you if it is too much 😂 Nothing is better 🙌🏻And a man moaning, I mean what the f is more of a turn on? Oh my god 💦

Soz about the TMI, but if you are following me you already know I am horny as hell 😂

Downton Rewatch (Season 1): part ii

- oh my gOD Bates get a hold of yourself. so william comes barreling through the door and spills Thomas’ tea all over him and thomas gets mad. and says something snotty. wow. call the constable, what an effing crime. like. now thomas has tea all over his clothes so he’s either got to go and change (which i’m sure he has just masses of other clothes no problem right) or wait for it to dry, during which time if Mr. Carson catches him he’s going to get a verbal thrashing. DO EITHER OF THOSE OPTIONS SOUND APPEALING. like I am the first to admit that thomas is the most…JUST THE MOST. but don’t treat him like he just ripped the head off of a baby lamb for having a reaction jesus BACK OFF BATES

- oh good lord when Daisy says, “i’d do anything for you” and Thomas glows - ACTUALLY GLOWS - with something like pride and wonder and genuine surprise. i mean in the next second his face shifts and he does this villainous little smirk sure yeah because that’s a weapon, that’s something to defend yourself with if you need it, something to use against other people duh. (honestly i don’t know how anyone who isn’t a slytherin makes sense of the world but okay) but in that moment before, there was bare vulnerability and it was fucking beautiful. shit. i’m gonna make a shitty gif of it because you guys have got to see this shit.

THOMAS. (90% of my live action commentary watching this show is just me yelling out in a pained and strangled voice THUHMASSS).

-this is a real live actual conversation that happens.

OB: [plotting against Bates} What we need to do is to make him a suspect when something’s really been stolen.

Thomas: How do we know anything’s been stolen?

OB: Because you stole it, you noodle.

You are both noodles, and this is a terrible idea.

- side note: how fucking spot on is it that when there are scenes happening in Carson’s office or the servants hall you can hear Mrs. Patmore and Daisy bickering in the background. I mean. I take this show to task for a lot but wow that is some tight storytelling.

- man do i miss the good ole days of Thomas and OB plotting and smoking in the courtyard. iconic.

- there is not much i find more delightful than Thomas saying “sod ‘em.” why can’t he have been given more dirty lines please…why is RJC’s ridiculous accent so fucking soothing. SEE HOW SOOTHED I AM. i am currently just a skin bag of loose bones and honey.

- Daisy and Mrs. Patmore are fuking underappreciated. Daisy misunderstanding Mrs. Patmore and thinking she’s supposed to poison the food while Mrs. P is away for eye surgery is one of the best and most subtle moments of comedic genius in television history.

- why is watching Thomas putting food in his mouth…so erotic. i did not ask for this. i was perfectly happy not knowing this about myself.

- okay so look. i am the first (okay maybe not the first) to admit that Thomas says and does some mean shit. he’s not perfect! some days…he is so overwhelmingly far from perfect that hypothetically you have to go have a good long talk with yourself in the bathroom mirror about why the eff it’s one o clock in the morning and you are lulling yourself to sleep with VIVID fantasies of putting a grown man in the bathtub, washing the pomade out of his hair, and seeing what kinds of noises he makes when you skritch the back of his head. hypothetically. i can only imagine that’s what it would be like because none of this is personal experience. but also let’s not pretend that i won’t defend Thomas to the everloving end. yes, it is not his finest moment to make light of a woman losing her pregnancy or a young person losing their mother, BUT for fuck’s sake why does no one seem to have a problem with people putting their hands on Thomas in violence, holy shit.

- aghhhhh the fact that Thomas holds himself so still, head so high and proud when he’s got bruises on his face. It is the Don’t Fucking Touch Me Stillness, cousin to his Blank Look of Shame, and you all know how i feel about that.

- hahahahahhah ohhhhhhh well fuck me i guess branson/sybil/gwen was the ot3 i didn’t even know i wanted. 

UP NEXT IN SEASON 2: THOMAS SURROUNDED BY MEN IN UNIFORM, HOW WILL HE DEAL (spoiler alert: badly and with lots of looks of PANGED LONGING)

you-yo-daddy-son  asked:

I've also wanted to talk about something. I mean I personally don't care that it's not on anon. Well this has kinda bothered me. That well. We all know Tyler is a nice, wonderful, father, and husband material. He's just a god! But, what bothers me the most is that well. Well I'm considered to be a POC. Black to be specific and I would always think that oh Tyler or maybe Ethan would never probably love us black girls or other girls that aren't white. I means if they like white girls that's good.

(2/2) but we’re different from them he might now like us cause of features and stuff and it’s kinda bothering for me to think that. Like every time I see I guy that’s cute and handsome but that’s out of my race I always say damn do he like black girls too. That’s the same way with Tyler. Like most YouTubers tend to like white girls better than other girls. I mean they like them personally and they happens to be white… well I’m sorry if this doesn’t make any sense. I’m kinda doubting myself.

(Idk if you wanted this published or not but if you want me to take it down lmk!!) 

I see what you mean. I can’t speak for the boys but neither Ty nor Eth seem like the kind of guys who would intentionally refuse to date a black girl because she’s black. I’m really sorry it feels like there’s a preference to white girls though. You’re beautiful so please don’t doubt yourself.

As a writer It always bugs me that in a lot of hcs/imagines for pretty much all celebrities/youtubers it’s assumed that the reader is white so I do my best to make it so that the description can fit any kind of reader

But to any POC if you want something specifically for you let me know and I can do my best to write it! I never want anyone to feel like they’re unloveable because of their skin color. You are beautiful and wonderful exactly how you are.

(I’m really pale skinned but I’m actually latina…fun fact I guess lmao, I guess that doesn’t really have a bearing on this conversation)

I feel like I cannot breathe. All my uni deadlines are so close and there is so much work to do for each deadline. Thinking about what I haven’t started makes me feel so queasy and on top of this, I have exams to revise for. I keep telling myself I will get through it and that I will not fail but I am losing hope. I feel so trapped right now. I want to scream but I can’t. Oh god, help me get through this.

The Dungeon

   She woke up, dazed and confused, it was dark and gloomy, the air was thick, The room was dark, she tried to move, but there was something, something around her ankle, something binding her, she felt metal. A chain, A chain around her ankle. She was tied, bound, bound in place. In this strange place. 

   “Oh god, what’s happening?” She started to freak out. “What am I doing here?, What’s this place?” Her thoughts racing, what was the last thing that happened she started to think to herself. “I was jogging in the park. The weather was nice and good, I had music on, just like I always do” So how the hell did I get here. She started to panic again.

   As her thoughts race, a light appears in the end of the room, a dim light, faintly illuminating the room, she takes a few seconds to get used to the light, she looks at her ankle seeing the chains, realizing that it is true. She is chained in what appears to be a dungeon. She sees some other chains and ropes laying around, but what truly catch her attention. The huge screen in front of her. “What’s a screen doing in a place like this?”she wonders nervously. Trying to pull her chains and escape this terrifying place.

  But as she struggled with her chains. what she was afraid of happened. The screen suddenly came to life. A bright light appears as she looks in amazement. She’s shocked but what she sees. She seeing those images. Images of ladies, of ladies kneeling, of bound ladies, tied up, tied up in all manners. She sees men. Strong men, Dominant men. Controlling those ladies. Each picture. Showing a man and a lady. The man in control while the lady submits. She starts to notice something else along these images. Those words, words behind each image. the words are.

“Submit”
“Obey”
“Follow”

  She gasps as she sees those words, she gasps as she realize what this is, These subliminal messages, “They’re trying to brainwash me!” She realizes panicking. She instantly close her eyes. But as soon as she does, she starts hearing this voice. A soft voice, yet firm. repeating the words.

“Submit”
“Obey”
“Follow”

 She panics even more, as she puts her hands on her ears, shutting out these sounds, shutting out these images, shutting it all out. But as soon as she does that. She finds something unexpected. Truly unexpected. She felt a vibrator, a vibrator between her pussy. Strong fast, touching the perfect spot. As she gasps. she gasps and starts to moan, she finds a vibrator tied to her pussy. chained to her pussy. She tries to move it away, she struggles to move it away. But she fails and as she tries she can feel it. feel it turning her on, more and more, stronger and stronger, getting closer, so much closer, knowing that if she continued like that she might break. “How long can I take it? If I gave up once I know well I will not be able to resist and they might actually break me!” She panics, trying with all her might to escape. But to no success. She knows she is getting closer and closer knowing that f she gave in once. It’ll be all over. 

Fighting
Resisting

Seeing those images, seeing those flashng words, soaking them in, little by little accepting them.

Hearing that voice

“Submit”
“Obey”
“Follow”

Such a soft voice, yet so firm and controlling, you can’t help but admire it. You can help but feel his words slowly creeping inside your head, inside your mind, accepting them.

  Finally, finally realizing the futility of your situation. Knowing there is no use. no use to fight it any longer. You accept it. You accept what’s about to happen. You give in. 

You Orgasm.

 And that was it, that was the beginning of the end. You don’t know how long you remained there. How many times you orgasmed. How many times you heard that voice, fell in love with that voice, Realize that this. This is the voice that controls you. This is the voice of your Owner, Your Sir, Your Master. You lost track of time. Of all thoughts, of memory, everything. 

 Until suddenly, one of the walls, slides open, A bright light coming out of the room, a dark figure standing at the door. You hear the voice say

“Hello”

 Everything stops at that moment. You become empty, blank, mindless, no thoughts at all. You realize one thing and one thing only. This is the voice. This is his voice. You instantly drop to your knees, drop to your knees looking down. Knowing this is your life now. He is your Owner, Your Sir, Your Master. You are his loyal, loyal, devoted and obedient slave.

This is your life now.

Forever.