oh gods this isn't as good as i wanted but

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes
  • Physic: reads my mind"
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
  • Physic: wtf

anonymous asked:

galra pidge au: shiro isn't sure how he feels about the child at first, especially since she's galra? but in true 'older sibling learns to love new sibling' fashion, pidge just sneezes one day and her hair, ears, and tail (she has a nub tail shhh) floof out and shiro almost cries. 'oh my god she's so small and good. how is a galra this small?? i have to protect her.'

matt: do you want her you can have her

shiro: [trying not to sob] no man, it’s cool, i already have three kids, i can’t– [pidge sneezes again] oh my god yes please

Everytime godsdamned time...
  • Me: *reading a new Arthurian book*
  • Me: *isn't focused for one page or two but doesn't need to read back because I've read so many I know exactly what has probably happened*
  • Also me: Okay good, Igraine has managed to escape Uther. Now I hope she and her husband can make it safely. I'm sure they can resist Uther's attack on the castle!
  • Me later: Oh my god I can't believe the lords and Kings don't want to recognize Arthur as their king! How come?
  • Me even later: Lancelot is trying to seduce Guinevere! Come on, Guinevere, be loyal...! Yes, she has refused him! Keep going like that and everything will be fine! Now there's no risk she'll enventually say yes!
  • Still me: Mmmm... I hope this Mordred fellow is nto going to cause too much trouble. Oh, well, what's the worst he could do anyway?
  • Me at the end, as Arthur is dying: He's not actually going to die - the author just wants to create some suspense! He's the main character, he can't die.
  • Me, closing the book: ...
  • Me: *close my eyes*
  • Me: Gods i'm a fcking idiot...

anonymous asked:

Prompts for someone finding out their pregnant and it isn't good news, while their best friend tries to convince them it's great news? Hope that makes sense lol xD

“I have a parasite.”
“Oh god, is it life threatening? Have you seen a doctor?”
“It’s possibly life threatening, yeah.”
“Possibly? What kind of parasite is it? Intestinal?”
“A fetus.”

“This is good.”
“This is anything but good.”
“It’s natural. A child will teach you to be more mature and devotion and… lots of stuff.”
“I don’t want a child. I want freedom and money.”

“Yay!”
“No! No ‘yay’. This is a bad thing.”

“Being pregnant usually brings a glow to women’s faces and she suddenly begins to love life and all that.”
“All this thing has brought me is pain and morning sickness.”
“No one said it would be easy.”
“No one said condoms break.”
“Plenty of people have said that.”
“Well, not to me.”

“This baby shower is the worst thing you’ve ever organized.”
“Are you sure about that? What about my 24th birthday? Remember that?”
“I remember. I nearly died from alcohol poisoning and, let me tell you, that was far better than this.”

  • I really need to sleep:
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
Frat DnD 5: Dwarves On Horses
  • Cleric: So. Skip. Outta curiosity just how much would it take to destroy the Mage's Tower?
  • Me: Uh. Like completely disintegrate or-?
  • Cleric: I was thinking more like summoning an avatar of my God.
  • Me: ...
  • Cleric: ...
  • Me: ...Roll for Piety and Devotion, apply Willpower bonus. If you're faithful enough we can talk.
  • ----------
  • Elf: Hey guys I wont be able to join tonight, sorry!
  • Me: Not a problem. I'll handle your rolls.
  • Dwarves: Surely the DM can roll better than he does.
  • Me: *rolls worse than the Elf normally does*
  • Me: Well. Can't blame me for being true to the character.
  • ---------
  • Paladin: I CALL MY MOUNT.
  • Me: You're in the middle of a tower.
  • Paladin: I WANT MY MOUNT.
  • Me: Dwayne "THE ROC" Johnson cannot claw through layers of stone.
  • Paladin: DONT TELL DWAYNE THE ROC JOHNSON WHAT HE CAN AND CANNOT DO! HE IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE AND WONT HAVE ANYONE DRAGGING HIM DOWN. HE IS BEAUTY AND GRACE AND ALL THAT IS GOOD IN NATURE! SO I CALL FOR HIM.
  • Me: ...yeah ok but is your character loud enough to be heard through all that stone?
  • Paladin: Oh right. Yeah that is kind of silly isn't it?
  • --------
  • Me: The giant cauldron bubbles and spews noxious fumes. You have mere moments before the entire alchemical workshop is filled.
  • Cleric: *Beseeches his God for an air pocket*
  • Rogue: *desperately tries to open door*
  • Elf: *unconscious*
  • Paladin: Are there gasmasks?
  • Cleric: ...
  • Rogue: ...
  • Paladin: It's alchemists. They probably deal with stupid shit like this all the time so why wouldn't they have gasmasks in case like an apprentice wants to make a Viagra potion and makes mustard gas instead?
  • Me: Roll me a spot check.
  • All: *pass*
  • Me: You do indeed find gasmasks.
  • Party: *rejoices*
  • Paladin: Thank you basic lab safety posters!
  • --------
  • Me: You ride, charging toward the Black Knight. He raises his greatsword to the side, much like a batter would. He waits till you get close and with a MIGHTY CLEAVE-
  • Cleric: How tall are Dwarves?
  • Me: Wh....let's say like 4 feet tops.
  • Cleric: Stumpy legs right?
  • Me: ...Yeah?
  • Cleric: So like even if the horse was bisected horizontally he'd be fine.
  • Me: ...........*rolls to confirm*
  • Me: .....
  • Me: ...WITH A MIGHTY CLEAVE tears through muscle and sinew. The lower half of the horse stops. You remain in your saddle flying forward a ways and skidding to a stop, your feet having been just above the Knight's sword.
  • Cleric: Yeaaah...Dwarves on horses.
  • ----------
  • Elf: Hey guys so what happened?
  • Rogue: Well. All mages in the city went crazy. We lost where you were. There was a giant poison bomb. Oh and your character went crazy and rampaged around wearing nothing but alchemical bottles and so we locked you in with The Roc.
  • Elf: *stares at me in horror*
  • Me: Dude the dice reallllly hate your character.
  • -----------
  • Fighter: hey so are they at the dragon cults yet?
  • Me: Not even close.
  • Fighter: ....Can I beat them to them?
  • Me: That where you want to turn your dread focus?
  • Fighter Currently Acting As The Avatar Of The Void: Yeaaaaaaaaah.
  • Me: Take a minus seven and roll for it.
  • Fighter Who Somehow Appeased the Dice Gods In A Previous Life: *nat 20*
  • Me: ...Welp you manage to in your vague view of the mortal plane trace the ebb and flow of magical energies flowing from the infernal planes to find the headquarters of the Dragon Cult.
  • Fighter: I want to eat them. *rolls another 20 without waiting*
  • Me: .................Welp their entire power structure is promptly engulfed in shadow and consumed and the ramifications are-
  • Fighter: I wanna take all that power and create a giant fucking black tower in the dead center of the game world and just lurk at the top like a final boss and throw things at people no matter how far away they are.
  • Me: Sure. Fine. Why not.
  • ----------
  • Cleric: *is hit with a tomato in the middle of Plains* What
10

“there’s a prophecy of four heroes who fell from the sky, an ancient prophecy thousands of years old -” “oh thank god, we have five heroes.”

(x)

Listening to the Hunchback of Notre Dame musical OST for the first time
  • Olim: how did they make the intro to the movie richer and prettier aaah I love all the layers of voices
  • Bells of Notre Dame: HOLY HELL THAT INTRO. It's weird to hear the first verse with no French accent but I like how it's a group number now. THEY INCLUDED JEHANNNNNNNN. THEY INCLUDED JEHAN I CANNOT OMGOMGOMGOMFG. JEHAAAANNNN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT. KARA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS I AM SCREAMING. That's really interesting that they made Quasi Jehan's son. It's less dramatic than the move but I like it a lot. PRETTY CHOIR. DAT HIGH NOTE.
  • Out There: Patrick Page's Frollo is delightfully creepy. More so than his Scar. Quasi needs all of the hugs ohmygod. I wasn't so sure about his voice at first but then it got into the song and now I can get behind this :)
  • Topsy Turvy Pt 1: I like having more crowd numbers. Quasi's interludes are so sweet though it's breaking my heart knowing it all falls to shit.
  • Rest and Recreation: Why did they change Phoebus's last name? I love when they include musical themes from the movies in the stage's songs- they've been doing it since BatB and I love it. Great Douchebag Phoebus is back.
  • Rhythm of the Tambourine: oh FUCK YES. I am SO glad they made her dance a full number of its own.
  • Topsy Turvy Pt 2: I'm sure this scene is longer in the full version. The whole King of Fools part feels REALLY abridged on the soundtrack.
  • Into Notre Dame: I'm pretty sure it wasn't necessary to do this to my heart
  • God Help the Outcasts: WOW.
  • Top of the World: Once in every shoooowww there comes a song like thiiiis.... Ugh are the gargoyles here? WHY. They're a little more palatable here than in the movie at least.
  • Tavern Song: These dark minor chord dance numbers are my aesthetic
  • Heaven's Light: Someone please hug Quasi
  • Hellfire: LOUD UNINTELLIGABLE SCREAMING AHDHSJDJAJDNNSPAGE YOU ARE AMAZING AHDHFJSJJFJSJA. SO MUCH CONFLICT. SO MUCH CHOIR. I AM DEAD. THE CYMBAL CRASHES. MY HEART IS DOING THINGS. THE WAY HE SAYS "HAVE MERCY ON ME." THE WAY HE HITS THAT NOTE. HOT DAMN.
  • Esmeralda: why is this melody so bright and jaunty? And who says "punished" like that? Brothels in a Disney show. I don't know why I'm surprised because HoND has always been edgier than most Disney and this is coming directly after freaking Hellfire. But still damn. Yay for Phoebus not being a douche anymore! Seriously this song sounds like something out of Les Mis.
  • Entracte: IT'S PARIS IS BURNING WITH CHOIR :D
  • Flight into Egypt: the statues are slightly more palatable here. This is still a weak point but it's not A Guy Like You. I'm pretty amused that that was cut lol
  • The Court of Miracles: this scene is so funny in the movie and it's actually quite scary here. Amazing what a key change can do!
  • In a Place of Miracles: Have I mentioned this week that I don't like Phoebus? Nice to see a cut song make it back in, though. And they didn't go full bookPhoebus which is nice. Someone please hug Quasi :'(
  • Justice in Paris: well that escalated quickly.
  • Someday: I LOVE that this made it back in, too. I love God Help the Outcasts but it's always sad when a good song gets replaced. And it found new life that isn't the terrible credits version!
  • While the City Slumbered: Not entirely sure that needed its own track
  • Made of Stone: DAAAAMN. So angsty. So powerful. HELL YES. But poor baby ;-;
  • Finale: YESSSS IT'S JUST AS EPIC AS THE MOVIE. I WOULD LITERALLY KILL PEOPLE TO SEE THIS LIVE THIS CHOIR IS AMAZING fuck yeah Sun God. I do not say that lightly. I WANT TO SEE THE MOLTEN LEAD ON STAGE :O. OH MY GOD DID THEY ACTUALLY KEEP THE ORIGINAL ENDING. MY HEART. NO. ;-; Frollo you bastard. "What do you know of love?" JEHAN ;-; OH SHIT QUASI. Daaamn that's an even more badass karmic death than the movie. It's like the book but terrifying. The Someday reprise is beautiful. And Bells reprise is always lovely. I wasn't expecting the book's ending though ;-;

anonymous asked:

Hello! May I have some HCs on your headcanon Rebecca? Like, the way YOU picture her? My sis was so thrilled to have a GLADIATOR sharing her name (and age!) yet got... all that bullshit. Please and thank you! (If this request isn't too weird nhfhhfff)

OH MY GOD YES YES YES AND I KNOW THESE ARE GOING TO BE GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE ALL WANTED REBECCA TO BE

  • where do we even start?
  • how bout some body hcs? soooo hcs!Rebecca is tiny, like really small for starters, she’s just about 5'4"
  • and girl is build, beefy everywhere, arms, legs and glorious abs
  • she also has many, many scars, most prominant are on the right side of her jaw and right across her belly, like the Zoro scar
  • she’s dark skinned, in my modern au she’s Colombian like Viola and the other Dressrosan people
  • her attire is still skimpy but it’s not some bikini nonsense, think a leather skirt and some sort of crop top in leather again, and they’re both in shit condition (bloody and tettered) same with her cape and her helmet and her boots
  • she actually wouldn’t have harmed Luffy with her sword but punched him right in da face
  • yes she has armarment haki
  • She kicks Diamante’s ass herself
  • many, many, many times
  • she actually kicks a lot of ass and never ever needs to be saved
  • she protects her dad heyooo
  • And she’s not about that complete pacifistic thing, she wants to respect her mothers wishes, but dang Scarlett would understand that in Rebecca’s current situation violence is sometimes necessary
  • Rebecca is still a sweetpea but a lil’ sassy
  • Oh and when Mr blonde dragon saved her and told Bartolomeo to man up, she told Sabo that he can go fuck himself
atzumori replied to your post: i don’t expect any of you to understand just how…

pls find happiness Mitsuhide-san !!

he’s found it!! in the most irresistible, immortal spirit of hatred and vengeance he’s ever met 

mkay so like…………. i get that people are really hyped about the release of dream daddy but this entitled attitude people have about it is honestly the worst???? people on twitter are saying “omg the devs are being so unprofessional!!” and “i don’t care that they need rest i want this game!!!!” like……….. fuck off honestly

i want this game too and i’m bummed that its release has been delayed but the devs are hard at work at giving us a good (and also functioning) game and they need their rest too so for god’s sake be fuckin patient????

The signs shooting a gun for the first time:
  • Aries: Hell yes imma kill you watch out *shoots* ouch! My shoulder!
  • Taurus: what? I shot it six times how did I miss?
  • Gemini: It won't shoot! The safety is on? Oh...
  • Cancer: really really good with the gun
  • Leo: empowered af
  • Virgo: yes I know I'm taking forever to aim, shut up
  • Libra: *shoots* *screams*
  • Scorpio: good... Too good
  • Sagittarius: Im supposed to be an archer for christs sake why can't I aim
  • Capricorn: this isn't as fun as I had anticipated
  • Aquarius: wants to short really weird things and makes it fun
  • Pisces: so I just... *accidentally pulls trigger* OH MY GOD!

anonymous asked:

"jokes aside i do appreciate the people that found me again and refollowed and not like ''oh thank god it's not awkward if i unfollow now''" -> who would be such a fool to unfollow you when AXZ is going to start? We wouldn't want to miss all the trash you're going to post then :)

the gf wouldn’t follow me back for the memes </3 every time i post something she quotes one of the carolnein ones i did

@meganekkomeguca i’m funny and you can’t hide from that

Lauren Aquilina sentence starters
  • "Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here."
  • "I can't be everything you want to see."
  • "It sounds like my idea of hell."
  • "Please don't drag me down."
  • "Society killed the teenager."
  • "Didn't you know the devil always wins this game?"
  • "You are dying to just to live."
  • "You're a grade A in following the crowd."
  • "I just wish I could mute all their mouths."
  • "I don’t know how I’m gonna get up from this one."
  • "It's clear that I'm not ready for this."
  • "I can't live up to these expectations of me."
  • "I don't see you with me."
  • "It's time to say goodbye."
  • "Why is it always you I come running back to?"
  • "I've wanted you for too long."
  • "Why do I wanna do it all again?"
  • "You've had me chasing you for years, I don't know why I still care, but I do."
  • "I've never wanted anything more than you."
  • "You left and then acted like we never existed."
  • "Do you know how hard I tried to be everything you wanted?"
  • "Who am I to tell you that you should stay?"
  • "I know you'll be happy, and eventually I'll be fine."
  • "Those hardest to love need it most."
  • "Such good friends, it has to end, it always does."
  • "We are too fragile just to guess."
  • "What if we ruin it all, and we love like fools?"
  • "I want you more than I've wanted anyone; isn't that dangerous?"
  • "Oh god, I feel so unprepared."
  • "Got what I want, but now I'm scared."
  • "Do I annoy you?"
  • "Do I bore you?"
  • "We won't ever be."
  • "Forgive me, I'm just so fucked up in the head."
  • "Do I embarrass you beyond belief?"
  • "Is losing me such a big relief?"
  • "Look at all the chaos you've escaped."
  • "I love your brain, but I hate your guts."
  • "You've got it all."
  • "Put all your faults to bed."
  • "You can be king again."
  • "You're too wrapped up in your self doubt."
  • "I can't control my feelings."
  • "You're completely off limits, for more reasons than just one, but I can't stop."
  • "You're aware of my existence, but you don't know I'm here."
  • "You're the center of attention."
  • "You're so busy being busy, I don't want to interfere."
  • "My mind is blind to everything but you."
  • "I wonder if you wonder about me too."
  • "Our lives are stories waiting to be told."
  • "We'll defy the rules until we die."
  • "So let's be sinners to be saints."
  • "The world may disapprove, but my world is only you."
  • "If we're sinners, then it feels like heaven to me."
  • "You showed me feelings I've never felt before."
  • "Our hearts are too ruthless to break."
  • "I'll never be the same."
  • "Why won't you just talk to me?"
  • "Talk to me or watch me leave."
  • "There's a universe inside your head."
  • "Are you ever gonna wake up, or are you gonna let me just walk away?"
  • "I don't know why you're hiding."
  • "This changes everything."
  • "You're so oblivious to words I've never said."
  • "This is the ugly truth."
  • "Shall we leave?"
  • "Becoming strangers once again, or maybe that's all we ever were."
  • "You'll be fine without me."
  • "And in your excellence, I forgot I used to have my own."
  • "You won't even notice that I'm gone."
  • "You consume my thoughts... I'm not sure that I'm in yours at all."
  • "The worst part of it all is that I desperately still want someone who never wanted me."
  • "I'm only your everything when you feel alone."
  • "Who the hell are you for the hell you've put me through?"
  • "Everything we try to say has hidden meaning."
  • "Time moves slow, waiting for this to evolve."
  • "When hearts have nothing to hold, they let go."
  • "What the hell are we waiting for?"
  • "Are we lovers or liars?"
  • "There's nothing left to try."
  • "Lying to ourselves, lying to each other."
  • "All the things you loved are now my flaws."
  • "Should we lose everything we've got, or settle for something that we're not?"
  • "Can we go back?"
  • "You're running just to run from me."
  • "I don't blame you."
  • "Who would wanna be around me?"
  • "Thought you were human but you're just a ghost."
  • "It's not hard to let it go when there's nothing to hold on to."
  • "I've forgotten who you are, but I remember that's a good thing."
  • "You promised me we'd always be fine; guess you lied."
  • "It's not that I don't want you, it's just I don't know how to love you like I used to."
  • "Second chances are hard to find when you damaged everything I had left."
  • "I know I've been so cold, but pushing you away is how I cope."

anonymous asked:

Usually my bf isn't very rough but he knows that I like it. So tonight he started teasing me, making me wet. He held me down & whispered in my ear how bad he wanted to fuck me. We snuck up into his room, & the second I got there, he pushed me up against the wall. I moaned "oh god" right as he did it. He pulled my panties down, putting his dick on my pussy. Then he grabbed my waist and bent me over and fucked me sooo good, he even made me call him daddy 😩💦 GOD I love him

The Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister Location Experience™
  • Night 1: Oh god Baby isn't here... I don't trust this. I don't trust her.
  • Night 2: Oh... Maybe she's not bad. And she did give me true advice on how to survive Ballora. I think I do trust her after all.
  • Night 3: She killed someone... But it was an accident? I don't know how to feel about this.
  • Night 4: NOPE I WAS RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING, BABY IS NOT GOOD.
  • Night 5: Oh so maybe it was the "bad thing" that was trying to kill me... I want to help Baby.
  • Night 5 Ending: FUCK. FUCK HER. SHE TRICKED ME.