oh gods this isn't as good as i wanted but

anonymous asked:

WHAAAAAT???? Oh my god!!! Imagine it actually ending like that!!! It would be so good!! I don’t actually think it will end like that tho! But it’s interesting someone wanted this out there! God just end it!!! Any way, it doesn’t matter. Just end it

It would be the best thing ever. I have zero faith in blinds for very good reason, but what I wouldn’t give for this one to be true hahaha

  • Physic: reads my mind"
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
  • Physic: wtf

anonymous asked:

galra pidge au: shiro isn't sure how he feels about the child at first, especially since she's galra? but in true 'older sibling learns to love new sibling' fashion, pidge just sneezes one day and her hair, ears, and tail (she has a nub tail shhh) floof out and shiro almost cries. 'oh my god she's so small and good. how is a galra this small?? i have to protect her.'

matt: do you want her you can have her

shiro: [trying not to sob] no man, it’s cool, i already have three kids, i can’t– [pidge sneezes again] oh my god yes please

Everytime godsdamned time...
  • Me: *reading a new Arthurian book*
  • Me: *isn't focused for one page or two but doesn't need to read back because I've read so many I know exactly what has probably happened*
  • Also me: Okay good, Igraine has managed to escape Uther. Now I hope she and her husband can make it safely. I'm sure they can resist Uther's attack on the castle!
  • Me later: Oh my god I can't believe the lords and Kings don't want to recognize Arthur as their king! How come?
  • Me even later: Lancelot is trying to seduce Guinevere! Come on, Guinevere, be loyal...! Yes, she has refused him! Keep going like that and everything will be fine! Now there's no risk she'll enventually say yes!
  • Still me: Mmmm... I hope this Mordred fellow is nto going to cause too much trouble. Oh, well, what's the worst he could do anyway?
  • Me at the end, as Arthur is dying: He's not actually going to die - the author just wants to create some suspense! He's the main character, he can't die.
  • Me, closing the book: ...
  • Me: *close my eyes*
  • Me: Gods i'm a fcking idiot...

anonymous asked:

Prompts for someone finding out their pregnant and it isn't good news, while their best friend tries to convince them it's great news? Hope that makes sense lol xD

“I have a parasite.”
“Oh god, is it life threatening? Have you seen a doctor?”
“It’s possibly life threatening, yeah.”
“Possibly? What kind of parasite is it? Intestinal?”
“A fetus.”

“This is good.”
“This is anything but good.”
“It’s natural. A child will teach you to be more mature and devotion and… lots of stuff.”
“I don’t want a child. I want freedom and money.”

“Yay!”
“No! No ‘yay’. This is a bad thing.”

“Being pregnant usually brings a glow to women’s faces and she suddenly begins to love life and all that.”
“All this thing has brought me is pain and morning sickness.”
“No one said it would be easy.”
“No one said condoms break.”
“Plenty of people have said that.”
“Well, not to me.”

“This baby shower is the worst thing you’ve ever organized.”
“Are you sure about that? What about my 24th birthday? Remember that?”
“I remember. I nearly died from alcohol poisoning and, let me tell you, that was far better than this.”

  • I really need to sleep:
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
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“there’s a prophecy of four heroes who fell from the sky, an ancient prophecy thousands of years old -” “oh thank god, we have five heroes.”

(x)

anonymous asked:

You know, when people write Hux as being able to bear multiple children (twins/triplets/etc.) who all have the Force, I can't help but wonder how many people want to bred has Hux for themselves? Because like with the galaxy being so big I can assume either the Force isn't the only magic out there or people use in secret. And when you hear of someone who can have multiple children with ALL of them with magic, and have good qualities (intelligent and strategic) THAT becomes your next target.

Oh my god. I’m imagining Hux, post-giving birth to Kylo’s twin boys and so he’s weak, being kidnapped and sold at an auction house where he’s described as a baby factory for the next generation of magic users. They touch him, feeling his soft tummy of where his last children grew and Hux is just too tired to fight back and all he can think about are his newborn babies and Kylo back on their star Destroyer and how that’s all he wants, is to go home.

Kylo, with Mitaka and a nanny droid supervising the twins, doesn’t rest until he’s rescued Hux and brought him back to their new family.

Frat DnD 5: Dwarves On Horses
  • Cleric: So. Skip. Outta curiosity just how much would it take to destroy the Mage's Tower?
  • Me: Uh. Like completely disintegrate or-?
  • Cleric: I was thinking more like summoning an avatar of my God.
  • Me: ...
  • Cleric: ...
  • Me: ...Roll for Piety and Devotion, apply Willpower bonus. If you're faithful enough we can talk.
  • ----------
  • Elf: Hey guys I wont be able to join tonight, sorry!
  • Me: Not a problem. I'll handle your rolls.
  • Dwarves: Surely the DM can roll better than he does.
  • Me: *rolls worse than the Elf normally does*
  • Me: Well. Can't blame me for being true to the character.
  • ---------
  • Paladin: I CALL MY MOUNT.
  • Me: You're in the middle of a tower.
  • Paladin: I WANT MY MOUNT.
  • Me: Dwayne "THE ROC" Johnson cannot claw through layers of stone.
  • Paladin: DONT TELL DWAYNE THE ROC JOHNSON WHAT HE CAN AND CANNOT DO! HE IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE AND WONT HAVE ANYONE DRAGGING HIM DOWN. HE IS BEAUTY AND GRACE AND ALL THAT IS GOOD IN NATURE! SO I CALL FOR HIM.
  • Me: ...yeah ok but is your character loud enough to be heard through all that stone?
  • Paladin: Oh right. Yeah that is kind of silly isn't it?
  • --------
  • Me: The giant cauldron bubbles and spews noxious fumes. You have mere moments before the entire alchemical workshop is filled.
  • Cleric: *Beseeches his God for an air pocket*
  • Rogue: *desperately tries to open door*
  • Elf: *unconscious*
  • Paladin: Are there gasmasks?
  • Cleric: ...
  • Rogue: ...
  • Paladin: It's alchemists. They probably deal with stupid shit like this all the time so why wouldn't they have gasmasks in case like an apprentice wants to make a Viagra potion and makes mustard gas instead?
  • Me: Roll me a spot check.
  • All: *pass*
  • Me: You do indeed find gasmasks.
  • Party: *rejoices*
  • Paladin: Thank you basic lab safety posters!
  • --------
  • Me: You ride, charging toward the Black Knight. He raises his greatsword to the side, much like a batter would. He waits till you get close and with a MIGHTY CLEAVE-
  • Cleric: How tall are Dwarves?
  • Me: Wh....let's say like 4 feet tops.
  • Cleric: Stumpy legs right?
  • Me: ...Yeah?
  • Cleric: So like even if the horse was bisected horizontally he'd be fine.
  • Me: ...........*rolls to confirm*
  • Me: .....
  • Me: ...WITH A MIGHTY CLEAVE tears through muscle and sinew. The lower half of the horse stops. You remain in your saddle flying forward a ways and skidding to a stop, your feet having been just above the Knight's sword.
  • Cleric: Yeaaah...Dwarves on horses.
  • ----------
  • Elf: Hey guys so what happened?
  • Rogue: Well. All mages in the city went crazy. We lost where you were. There was a giant poison bomb. Oh and your character went crazy and rampaged around wearing nothing but alchemical bottles and so we locked you in with The Roc.
  • Elf: *stares at me in horror*
  • Me: Dude the dice reallllly hate your character.
  • -----------
  • Fighter: hey so are they at the dragon cults yet?
  • Me: Not even close.
  • Fighter: ....Can I beat them to them?
  • Me: That where you want to turn your dread focus?
  • Fighter Currently Acting As The Avatar Of The Void: Yeaaaaaaaaah.
  • Me: Take a minus seven and roll for it.
  • Fighter Who Somehow Appeased the Dice Gods In A Previous Life: *nat 20*
  • Me: ...Welp you manage to in your vague view of the mortal plane trace the ebb and flow of magical energies flowing from the infernal planes to find the headquarters of the Dragon Cult.
  • Fighter: I want to eat them. *rolls another 20 without waiting*
  • Me: .................Welp their entire power structure is promptly engulfed in shadow and consumed and the ramifications are-
  • Fighter: I wanna take all that power and create a giant fucking black tower in the dead center of the game world and just lurk at the top like a final boss and throw things at people no matter how far away they are.
  • Me: Sure. Fine. Why not.
  • ----------
  • Cleric: *is hit with a tomato in the middle of Plains* What

barbaesparza  asked:

Here's an alternate scenario: They were furiously making out and Sonny pulled off Rafael's tie to try and give him a hickey, but then they were called into work early (Damnit perp, it's just bad thing after bad, isn't it) and Sonny's like "ugh okay let's go I've got your tie you can do it in the car" and conveniently leaves the tie behind. "Sonny, where's my tie?" "Oh. Sorry. Whoops. Oh well, you wanna borrow mine?" "Um. That's okay." "Good, you look good without a tie, anyway." *Rafael preens*

Okay, first of all, @nbcsvu I FOUND YOUR NEWEST WRITER! 

Second of all, debating whether or not to thank the perp for being one of the reasons for tieless Rafael or cursing em’ for interrupting Sonny giving Raf a hickey. 

Third of all, God bless Sonny and his forgetful mind and Rafael not wanting to wear his cheap-ass Walmart tie. The convenience. 

Fourth of all, “Whoops. Oh well you wanna borrow mine?” What Rafael says: “Um. That’s okay.” What Rafael means: “We’d definitely be caught then, Sonny.” 

Fifth of all, you are a blessing. Send me alternate scenarios daily, I am living. 

The signs shooting a gun for the first time:
  • Aries: Hell yes imma kill you watch out *shoots* ouch! My shoulder!
  • Taurus: what? I shot it six times how did I miss?
  • Gemini: It won't shoot! The safety is on? Oh...
  • Cancer: really really good with the gun
  • Leo: empowered af
  • Virgo: yes I know I'm taking forever to aim, shut up
  • Libra: *shoots* *screams*
  • Scorpio: good... Too good
  • Sagittarius: Im supposed to be an archer for christs sake why can't I aim
  • Capricorn: this isn't as fun as I had anticipated
  • Aquarius: wants to short really weird things and makes it fun
  • Pisces: so I just... *accidentally pulls trigger* OH MY GOD!
Lauren Aquilina sentence starters
  • "Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here."
  • "I can't be everything you want to see."
  • "It sounds like my idea of hell."
  • "Please don't drag me down."
  • "Society killed the teenager."
  • "Didn't you know the devil always wins this game?"
  • "You are dying to just to live."
  • "You're a grade A in following the crowd."
  • "I just wish I could mute all their mouths."
  • "I don’t know how I’m gonna get up from this one."
  • "It's clear that I'm not ready for this."
  • "I can't live up to these expectations of me."
  • "I don't see you with me."
  • "It's time to say goodbye."
  • "Why is it always you I come running back to?"
  • "I've wanted you for too long."
  • "Why do I wanna do it all again?"
  • "You've had me chasing you for years, I don't know why I still care, but I do."
  • "I've never wanted anything more than you."
  • "You left and then acted like we never existed."
  • "Do you know how hard I tried to be everything you wanted?"
  • "Who am I to tell you that you should stay?"
  • "I know you'll be happy, and eventually I'll be fine."
  • "Those hardest to love need it most."
  • "Such good friends, it has to end, it always does."
  • "We are too fragile just to guess."
  • "What if we ruin it all, and we love like fools?"
  • "I want you more than I've wanted anyone; isn't that dangerous?"
  • "Oh god, I feel so unprepared."
  • "Got what I want, but now I'm scared."
  • "Do I annoy you?"
  • "Do I bore you?"
  • "We won't ever be."
  • "Forgive me, I'm just so fucked up in the head."
  • "Do I embarrass you beyond belief?"
  • "Is losing me such a big relief?"
  • "Look at all the chaos you've escaped."
  • "I love your brain, but I hate your guts."
  • "You've got it all."
  • "Put all your faults to bed."
  • "You can be king again."
  • "You're too wrapped up in your self doubt."
  • "I can't control my feelings."
  • "You're completely off limits, for more reasons than just one, but I can't stop."
  • "You're aware of my existence, but you don't know I'm here."
  • "You're the center of attention."
  • "You're so busy being busy, I don't want to interfere."
  • "My mind is blind to everything but you."
  • "I wonder if you wonder about me too."
  • "Our lives are stories waiting to be told."
  • "We'll defy the rules until we die."
  • "So let's be sinners to be saints."
  • "The world may disapprove, but my world is only you."
  • "If we're sinners, then it feels like heaven to me."
  • "You showed me feelings I've never felt before."
  • "Our hearts are too ruthless to break."
  • "I'll never be the same."
  • "Why won't you just talk to me?"
  • "Talk to me or watch me leave."
  • "There's a universe inside your head."
  • "Are you ever gonna wake up, or are you gonna let me just walk away?"
  • "I don't know why you're hiding."
  • "This changes everything."
  • "You're so oblivious to words I've never said."
  • "This is the ugly truth."
  • "Shall we leave?"
  • "Becoming strangers once again, or maybe that's all we ever were."
  • "You'll be fine without me."
  • "And in your excellence, I forgot I used to have my own."
  • "You won't even notice that I'm gone."
  • "You consume my thoughts... I'm not sure that I'm in yours at all."
  • "The worst part of it all is that I desperately still want someone who never wanted me."
  • "I'm only your everything when you feel alone."
  • "Who the hell are you for the hell you've put me through?"
  • "Everything we try to say has hidden meaning."
  • "Time moves slow, waiting for this to evolve."
  • "When hearts have nothing to hold, they let go."
  • "What the hell are we waiting for?"
  • "Are we lovers or liars?"
  • "There's nothing left to try."
  • "Lying to ourselves, lying to each other."
  • "All the things you loved are now my flaws."
  • "Should we lose everything we've got, or settle for something that we're not?"
  • "Can we go back?"
  • "You're running just to run from me."
  • "I don't blame you."
  • "Who would wanna be around me?"
  • "Thought you were human but you're just a ghost."
  • "It's not hard to let it go when there's nothing to hold on to."
  • "I've forgotten who you are, but I remember that's a good thing."
  • "You promised me we'd always be fine; guess you lied."
  • "It's not that I don't want you, it's just I don't know how to love you like I used to."
  • "Second chances are hard to find when you damaged everything I had left."
  • "I know I've been so cold, but pushing you away is how I cope."
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Elijah @corvidmage tagged me in the 6 selfies thing. I thought it’d be a good time to look back on how hormones have been working over 2k17. Also I included 7 pictures since I wanted to post a picture with him since he used a picture with me :-P

oh, also she/her or they/them

I’m not gonna tag anyone since I have like uhhh 5 active followers cuz I never post but if you see this and wanna do this, go ahead!

hello i was tagged by @lashton2k13 thanks (:

rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better

relationship status: single

favorite color: blue

lipstick or chapstick: lipstick

three favorite foods: chicken (made pretty much anyway but my mom makes it this one way that’s chicken parmesan with melted cheese and marinara sauce oh my god it’s so good), fries lol, grilled cheese because it’s a classic. can’t go wrong with a grilled cheese

last song i listened to: the irony of choking on a lifesaver by all time low

last movie i watched: one of the night at the museum movies; whichever one is on canadian netflix

top three shows: b99, shadowhunters, friends

top three favorite bands: all time low, blink 182, 5sos

top three favorite artists: hayley kiyoko, louis tomlinson, andrew belle

books i am currently reading: well i just finished reading the stand by stephen king yesterday and i haven’t started it yet but the next book i’m going to read is the foxhole court which i will probably start today

i tag: 

@jesysgirl @daydreamingburrito @darknarrietea @ashtonsbabygurl @reputationvirgo @fucclukes (i know you’re kinda m.i.a. bb girl but i want it to look like i know people and also ily) @sugarplumlashtonio