- Pyrrha: Hey Jaune!
- Jaune: Hey Pyrrha! What's up?
- Pyrrha: I just wanted to tell you you look great today.
- Jaune: Hahahaha! You're hilarious!
- Pyrrha: Um, I really mean it.
- Jaune: Of course you do! Hahahaha!
- Pyrrha: I'm serious Jaune. I actually find you really attractive.
- Jaune, clutching his stomach: HA! Oh my god, you're a riot!
- Pyrrha: Jaune, I'm serious. I actually have a huge crush on you.
- Jaune, on the floor: BWAHAHAHA! Oh my god this is the funniest thing you've ever said! I'm totally tweeting about this! ME! ATTRACTIVE! FUCKING INCREDIBLE!
- Pyrrha: ...Jaune, who hurt you?
- Jaune: EVERYONE, PYRRHA, EVERYONE
you're not very attractive...