oh god why is this so funny now

Thoughts during PMS
  • Me: I'm SO hot
  • Me: I'm FREEZING
  • Me: My boobs hurt so bad right
  • Me: I just want to cuddle right now
  • Me: I want something sweet
  • Me: *cries uncontrollably for hours*
  • Me: Oh wow I feel so skinny today!!
  • Me: Well, looks like I need to hit the gym
  • Me: What's with that random pain in my leg
  • Me: Why does my back hurt so much
  • Me: Everyone is telling me I'm acting crazy like I don't see what's different
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *checks period tracker*
  • Me: Oh right it's just my period
My Actual Reactions To The New Video :S̺͍͉͔͉̞̪Ḁ̸̰̮͝Y̶̪ ̳͇̭͍̥̭͉ͅG̕҉̡̦̲O̤̫͖͎̗͜͞ͅÒ̴̬̠̺̪̥͉̳͉̥͝D̨̺̦̯͙͙͔̯͚͠B̸̬̻̝͉͍̻̀͝Y҉̫̝̖̹̝̠͠E̲̩͟͝ͅ

-Here we go bitches!! I’m scared!!!!  

-Aw Jack your so excited and happy oh no 

-He’s pretty. 

-Aw it’s so cute I’m still scared 

- Not the knife 


-omg put the knife down 

-Don’t slap the pumpkin 

-Glitch glitch glitch 





-Shadows fuck man I saw that

 -Twitchy eye

 -Gerald’s face is how I feel right now 


 -not the knife again Jack omg 


 -poor Gerald 



 -Gerald is honestly so cute 










-I’m going to watch that again now.


“Cas, wait.
I can’t let you do this.”
Oh my god, oh my god, breatheeee.
Destiel. It’s happening.

“You’re gonna wear that on a date?”
Shit, are you for real?!

“Why don’t you unbutton it?”
Oooh, so now you’re stripping him.
Veery heterosexual, Dean, very heterosexual.

While I was redrawing this I remembered a classmate that used to ask me: “Why do you draw the white haired guy so much? What’s with all the pink paint? Oh god are those spirals in his eyes? Why is he a slave now? What the fuck is that dangan game about?” with a horrified expression. It was funny~ 

Redrawing old doodles #036

Watching Supernatural with my family
  • Dad: I get why you like this, I mean I could see myself getting into the show
  • Me: Oh so you have been paying attention. Which brother is your favourite?
  • Dad: Hmmmmm....the tall one
  • Me: Sam?
  • Dad: Yeah
  • Me: Why him? I mean Dean's pretty cool
  • Dad: I mean, I just like him, no particular reason. Dean can't make up his mind though. He keeps hitting on that golem dude and the angel

There is no doubt that I’m an introvert.
But sometimes I look at the people who know every one and anyone, carefree and happy.
And I wonder, why can’t I be like this?
I want to have friends too.
But it seems like I can’t speak up y'know..
It’s like when I open my mouth to start a conversation it shuts right back, and I’m left with no words to speak out.
And when I do, all I think about is “ am I speaking funny? Oh god I hope they don’t think I’m weird. Are they judging me right now? Did I say something wrong? Why the heck did I say that. Ew.”
So I tend to stay quiet. It’s better that way.
I don’t want to embarrass myself.
So I Look out at the relationships the people around me have, and wish I was there with them.

ma-svart  asked:

Oh my god, I realized you're from Poland like two weeks ago?? after whole YEAR (or even more) of thinking that you're from USA (why I haven't ever checked your "about"?? nobody knows) and now I'm feeling so... weird, I mean, why I'm even using English, Polish is my native language too xD Anyway, I just wanted to say that your art is awesome and really inspiring + I loveee way you're using light in your works, mmmmm good shit good shit

Thank you! <3 
It’s funny when people assume that I’m from USA and then it turns out that I’m just a smol polish fry haha ola czika łats up hał du ju du


you said something about being a sweater person? that’s funny because i am too! oh, why…? well, sweaters, especially yours, they remind me of home… just like you…

the very beautiful @seveanteen tagged me in this ;; thank you and wowza aren’t you just the cutest babe in the whole world ;;; 

wah~ as you can see i had to do this with my angel, and honestly i didn’t realize that he was wearing stripes in that picture oh my god, i realized right now as i type this haha ;; he looks so soft, it makes my heart ache so much :(( i honestly want to share sweaters, hugs, kisses, laughs with him… it’s diSGUSTING LOL BYE 

anyway, i shall tag: @jimint@tahyungs, @mintbean, @blushguk, @soohao, @sincenct, @fiftyshadesofyuta, @sammymunchiecheerios, and @minhyun ((don’t feel obligated to do it !!! love you guys so much))

Sunshine Boy (Antoine Griezmann O.S.)

How a perfect, sunshine boy can devastate more than a hurricane.

A/N: I know the request for Antoine was smut, and I tried but, um… I’ll try again some other day. But for now, there’s this. And in the immortal words of Grizi himself: Enjoy.

“Oh my god, no don’t post that one!" 

"Why not? It’s funny!" 

"No! I look like a deranged seahorse!" 

"No, you don’t– oh yeah, I see it." 

Willa smacked her palm on Antoine’s chest so hard, she almost fell off his lap. His laugh wasn’t interrupted by either the smacking or her sliding off his lap but he did manage to put an arm around her waist just in time.

"Okay, how about this one?” He swiped to a photo of the two of them trying out paddleboard yoga poses jokingly. 

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Zodiac Signs as Things my Mother Says
  • Aries: i just love you so much I want to squeeze you till your spine snaps
  • Taurus: do you want something to eat? Are you sure?? Are you really really sure??? Oh God I've become my mother
  • Gemini: going 55 in a 40 zone now hes making a big deal with his flashing lights
  • Cancer: *after I read a narrative I wrote* why am i the bad guy?? I'm such a Debbie downer in this wth
  • Leo: every time I have a night out I put out two outfits and go with the third
  • Virgo: omg is she wearing pajamas?? Thats so- *gets closer* oh nvm
  • Libra: sometimes i just want to kill my patients but im a good nurse i cant do that
  • Scorpio: no you can't wear your ghost shirt its september!! *currently putting up Halloween decorations*
  • Sagittarius: Does that make sense to you? No of course it doesnt
  • Capricorn: im going to an ugly sweater party I bought three ugly sweaters they were on sale help me pick one
  • Aquarius: I'm not on your level??? YOU get on MY level!! Gosh
  • Pisces: *sings* there was a fairy her name was Nuff, fair enough!
So what about tiny vampire Bilbo and his overly protective werewolf boyfriend Thorin

Like imagine it; Bilbo moved from England to America in the 1920s following the stock exchange boom, where he meets Gandalf (the vampire) in a smoky jazz bar 

And of COURSE Bilbo the skeptic is not going to believe him when he says he’s immortal, we live in the age of SCIENCE now, and Gandalf is just kind of quietly laughing to himself because oh wouldn’t it be funny to bless and curse this cute little fuddy duddy with immortality, right? 

So Bilbo’s been getting increasingly drunk and Gandalf just keeps up his little anecdotes along the lines of “yes well when I was a consort in queen Elizabeth’s court,” and Bilbo just finally goes “oh god, if you think you’re such a vampire why don’t you just prove it then, you old fraud?" 

And Gandalf just kind of grins under his beard because hey, that’s permission.

 Skip forward thirty or so years to the fifties, where Bilbo still frequents the same old jazz bar on occasion, but it’s turned into less of a smoky beacon for all things youthful and vivacious and more into a smoky beacon for all things lecherous and gruff and mind-your-own-business-mate. 

Bilbo still looks like a scrawny twenty-something with grandpa sweaters and waistcoats and the like, and has taken to letting people pick fights with him (or letting them try to pick him up, because why not) and leading them outside as quick prey to dispose of. 

Until one night when a hairy scruffy bloke with wild hair and different smell that wasn’t quite human jumped in to defend his honour from some creep because hey, it’s not like he could tell that Bilbo was far from needing help, right? And oh, well isn’t he just something else, is all Bilbo can think and he and Thorin the Hairy Werewolf Biker hit it off and occasionally eat people together and Thorin smacks the head in of anybody who leers at Bilbo, and they spend days on end just lazing about after the full moon listening to jazz and Bilbo tells him about his life before everything and Thorin introduces Bilbo to his Pack (which mostly consists of his two overexcited nephews and an equally scuffy man with a beard and a bald patch) and just

Vampire Bilbo and Werewolf Thorin, okay?


Inviting Kylo over to play video games.
After 3 hours of intense playing Mario Cart you end up in a tie.
“My fingers hurt!!” Kylo says.
You chuckle.
“Mine too.”
“Next time I am so beating you!”
“Hah, let’s see that!”
“I am totally winning!”
“Chill, mate!” You laugh. “What are we playing next time anyway?”
“Just Dance”
He sticks his tongue out and you laugh.
“I’m serious! I am very good at it too!”
“Why so SERIOUS?!” You say,impersonating the Joker.
“Ha-ha! Very funny!” He says sarcastically.
You chuckle and say:
“What are we going to do now?”
“Oh my god, I totally forgot!” He says hitting himself on the forehead.
“What-” but before you finish he runs off.
He comes back with his backpack.
“Close your eyes!”
“C'mon just do it!”
“Okay okay!” You say, shutting your eyes.
You hear some shuffling and can guess that he takes something out.
You open your eyes and see him holding a gift in front of you. It is flat and in a rectangular shape.
“Thank youuu!What is this?” You say smiling and you hug him.
“Well it’s a gift.”
“Yeah, but… What for?”
“Er… Just because.” He says blushing a little. “Open it”
You rip off the paper and:
“OH MY GOD!!!! SIMS 4!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!” You shout and hug him in a bear hug.
“You’ll break my ribs!!!” He squeals.
You let him out of the hug.
“Sowwy” you say in a mock baby voice and he chuckles.
“Do you want to play? Like now?” You ask.
“Yeah!” He says.
And you spend the whole day creating Sims families.

goatsandgangsters  asked:

omg so a.) I've been loving ALL OF YOUR MOODBOARDS but b.) oh my god I am so slow to notice this, but I JUST actively processed that you're tagging them all moodboardwalk AND NOW I AM DYING THAT IS SUCH A GREAT PUN I LOVE IT OMG

THANK YOU :D I don’t know why, but I thought it was funny when I did it, I like word games :p I’m glad you like it and I love your blog by the way!

@themeddlingkids THOSE TAGS

I was reading them in the subway on the way from work and you have no clue what faces I had to pull to not burst out laughing

and then

#agarren una manguera y denle

I don’t why I found this one so funny but I couldn’t keep it in anymore. And THEN when I thought I could breathe again


Look. You. You’ve killed me. And now there’s an entire subway car convinced that I’m insane. 

Thank you.

Exo reaction when they open their bag at work and find out that you put a bra in it

Sehun: I was expecting it here after I gave her the best night of her life a couple of hours ago.

Kai: Oh god what is Y/N’s bra doing here, she will kill me when she will notice that it’s missing

Tao:*this is from where the sexting starts*

Kyungsoo: I swear to god that from now I will check my bag every time I leave home

Chanyeol: Ahhh why you have to be this rude and tease me like this.

Chen:I hope she will broke a nail and suffer like I do right now

Baekhyun: And it’s the red lace on that I like, make me wanna go home right now

Lay: What is this bra doing here and what should I do with it?

Suho:*gif is enough*

Kris:*the others see the bra* Ummmmm……so I have a bra in my bag…..this is funny 

Luhan: Oh god the jokes with me wearing a bra will start again

Xiumin: Is this supposed to mean that tonight I will get someone?