oh god why is this in my head

montagequeen  asked:

TBH please keep pushing Sherlock is trans, like I'm not really a content creator but all my personal head canons now include trans Sherlock thanks to you. It's even slipped into my femlock hc's like it just seems like such an integral part of him to me now. You really are making a difference and I just hope that it starts to show more in the people who actually make stuff too.

(’: thank you so much oh my god this means a lot, this is why i never shut the fuck up kjdsfgdlfhdhj TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE

anonymous asked:

Okay but Harry and pregnant Missus at the swimming pool and she's in her swimming suit. Omg skisksksksk:))

Oh, my god. Why have you put this thought into my head? I’m going to pass out.

He’d be so incredibly infatuated with her and how beautiful she looked during her pregnancy and how gorgeously her tanned skin looked against the swimming costume. He’d aways be caught taking photos of her on his phone and staring at her when she laid comfortably a blow-up bed that floated on the surface and he’d always join her and feel the baby kick against his hand and smile when it caused rippled along the water level.

And, knowing him as a typical photographer, he’d probably invest in one of those go-pro cameras, that are waterproof when they go under water, just so he could take gorgeous underwater shots of her and her belly to keep as reminders of their babymoon holiday. xx

These voices in my head
They wouldn’t let me sleep
They call me a liar
They say I’m in deep

Everlasting downfall
Spiral through the flame
The fake things that make us droll
That is our shame

Made of stars and wanderlust
Searching for something more
Writing, thinking endlessly
Of something I adore.

Yelling that it’s not her fault
There’s no god I trust in
Being is not believing
Oh the change is drastic.

Don’t ask me why I’m mad
Find the answer yourself
Don’t ask me why I can’t sleep Don’t ask my why are there tears Even when you see my hair flip But be careful with words They sew my mouth shut And if you ever see the paper Don’t ask why it has been painted and cut.

—  [MELTAWAY]

anonymous asked:

Thank you for taking the time to make this beautiful writings, so can I request Chrome being fussy and jealous about Guardienne to the other boys? Arigato !

Oh thank you dear ! It mean so much for me~ ! “Beatiful writings” Oh my God  >///< Arigato gosaimasu ! Hope you like it~

Chrome was trying to find you, he finally manage to cook something from your world. He has a big grin on his face but which soon disappear when he saw you with Nevra. Like always, he was flirting with you and you just laugh at it , but for Chrome it was too much. Why couldn’t you be like this with him ? He wasn’t a child anymore ! He pouted while waiting for you to notice him…

You finally turn your head toward him and smiled while waving your hands , making him come closer. Nevra looked at him surprised while he gave you the sweet he prepare for you , his face red. You took it from him and kissed his cheeks as a thank you. 

Nevra smirk and took the chocolate from you while looking at it.

Well, well, Chrome ~ Aren’t you a gentleman~?” he said while laughing making Chrome angry.

Shut up Nevra ! I just did it because… I- I wanted to try it !” he said while clenching his fist. he didn’t want to look annoying or pitiful in front of you. You took your chocolate from Nevra and kneels in front of Chrome with a warm smile. 

Thank you Chrome, you remembered about St Valentine ? I’m glad !” you laughed while giving a hug. You put the chocolate in Chrome’s hands and open your mouth: “ Give it to me” you said smiling. Chrome was a red mess but he fed you anyways. It wasn’t bad for a first try ! You ate the chocolate with a happy smile, Chrome was so cute~ You hugged him again while thanking him, the poor boy was a complete mess, he was red and his eyes were wide open.

You stood up and you said to Chrome : “ I’ll make chocolate for you.” you winked at him and then left both of them , going to the kitcheen. Chrome watched you leave before he felt Nevra patting his head.

What a niiiice ~boy, you treat women with so much respect and love, I’m proud of you Chrome!” he said while smiling at him. Chrome just turned his head away , blushing but with a happy smile.

The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building And Only Ever Sees Me When I Look Disgusting

The Most Beautiful Man In The World lives in my building. i don’t know his name. we met on a bus, when i smiled WAY too brightly at him for strangers because, honest to god, my whole heart lit up in a way that made me think, “oh, i must know that guy!!” no. i didn’t. he’s just The Most Beautiful Man In The World.

what does The Most Beautiful Man In The World look like? i will tell you:

  • like the way the sun spills over water at dusk
  • like the way food smells when you’re hungry
  • like the sound angels make when they’re doing folk covers of pop songs on their heavenly harps
  • and also kind of like the guy who played Chad in “high school musical,” if the guy who played Chad in “high school musical” was the most beautiful man in the world.

i tell you this not only to brag that i live in the same apartment complex as The Most Beautiful Man In The World but also because i want to know WHY, if there even IS A GOD, every single time i run into The Most Beautiful Man In The World i look like a LITERAL DUMPSTER TROLL that has just CRAWLED OUT OF ITS GARBAGE HOUSE in search of FREE WIFI AND A SLURPEE. i want to know why i can never just BE COOL with The Most Beautiful Man In The World when we ride the elevator together, which is!!!! kind of often!!!!!

DID YOU GUYS KNOW that sometimes i look nice?? sometimes i actually look like a FUNCTIONING ADULT!!! sometimes i would go so far as to say i am an ATTRACTIVE INDIVIDUAL!!!!! 

you know who DOESN’T know any of that???

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, WHO LIVES IN MY BUILDING!!!

here’s a quick rundown of the last few times i ran into The Most Beautiful Man In The World:

  • i was wearing a maxi dress i had very cleverly biked home in, without a helmet* (*don’t try that at home, kids), in the VERY HOT AFTERNOON SUN, so i was a GROSS SWEAT MONSTER but without any OBVIOUS INDICATOR that there was a normal reason for it, and i couldn’t stand to look at him so i just glared at my phone while he probably wondered, alarmed, whether i was fleeing the scene of a crime
  • i was wearing a white shirt that i had not SECONDS before spilled salsa ALL OVER in a big red stain right down the front like a KINDERGARTNER
  • i was carrying two armfuls of ENORMOUS bags of popcorn with a three musketeers bar literally in my mouth and he overheard me say through my stuffed candy cheeks to my doorman, “oh, no, i’m not having a party, this is literally all for me”
  • i dropped my backpack while opening my mail and said to it, defeatedly, “why? why did you do that when i explicitly told you not to? do you like being on the floor?” 
  • i fell into and then off of the elevator

why??? why does this happen??? what vengeful god has orchestrated it so the ONLY TIMES i ever run into The Most Beautiful Man In The World are when i could easily be mistaken for a child’s doll that has been put through the wash by accident, or a dollar bill that has been stained by years of being in people’s sweaty palms, or a mop with eyes???

whatever. everything costs money and everyone you love disappoints you. Mop Eyes out.

Oh …

My …

God …

What … Did this really happen? Am I dreaming? Is this for real?!?!?

Please, this was a kiss, right? Why would the audience go all “Oooh” and “Aaaah” if it was just a hug!?

Goddammit, Viktor, your arm is in the way!!!

This can’t NOT be a kiss!!

Look how they’re holding each other. Viktor’s hand under Yuuri’s head. Yuuri’s hand resting on Viktor’s back. And that look! 

If that ain’t love, I dont know what love is!

me rn:

Originally posted by pennytlr

Kara answers the door one morning without thinking because the person knocking is just so insistent and she’s still half asleep and wearing boxers and a tank top and oh hey its a coworker from CatCo and why are they looking at her like she’s a ghost -

“Oh my god, Supergirl???”

- oh, it’s because she isn’t wearing her glasses. She tries to stutter out an excuse but they’re flapping their arms and backing away saying, “I’m so sorry to interrupt, Supergirl! I didn’t know you and Kara were-” and they stumble away all giddy and excited before Kara can even fully process what they mean.

And that’s how the rumor that Kara Danvers is totally banging Supergirl came out.

Jefferson: So what I believe you are trying to say, is “thank you”.

Hamilton: “Thank you”?!

Jefferson: You’re welcome!

Hamilton: N-no that’s not what– i mean, why would I ever say–

Jefferson: I know it’s a lot. The hair, the bod..

Hamilton: oh my god

The Signs During their Finals

Aries: Ok but why is Deepthroat by Cupcake playing in my head I need to know these chemical functional groups

Taurus: Yo this exam is tearing me open a new asshole but I’m completely ok with it, not like as if I would have done any better if I studied

Gemini: *stands up to blow their nose* OH my GOSH everyone probably thinks I’m a DISGUSTING little GERM

Cancer: Lol for once these questions are more confusing than the emotional mess which exists in my mind

Leo: I can already tell I’m either praying to God or making a deal with Satan to get a good grade on this final after I finish it

Virgo: *is the normal one, does the preparation required, passes their exams with ease*

Libra: HA there’s an L in the name of my astrology sun sign for a reason

Scorpio: *focuses on one question for an hour* NO i will NOT continue until this QUESTION is ANSWERED I just need to REMEMBER HARDER

Sagittarius: You know what?  Why am I so worried about these finals killing me I’m already dead on the inside 

Capricorn: Ok well if my average in this class is a 98.6 and I need an 89.5 to maintain an A and the final is worth 15% of my final that means I need a 37.93% but you NEVER KNOW I might still ABSOLUTELY fail this

Aquarius: *wings it* yo life is quick you can’t let yourself be tied down by the evils of this tyrannical world

Pisces: *turns in final* I either killed this test or the test killed me, there’s absolutely no in between

guys all i can think about is that first kitchen scene, where even decides fuck it, i’m gonna go for it, and they almost almost almost kiss…like can you imagine the fucking overwhelming amount of emotions they were both feeling??? isak’s not entirely sober and neither is even so they’re both a little fuzzy in the head, but the closer even gets to isak, the sharper his thoughts become until all he can think is why is so close oh my god i can smell him i can feel his breath is - is he about to kiss me? what the fuck is he going to kiss me is he going to kiss me is he  - and isak’s heart is probably beating a million times an hour, and his stomach is probably flopping, and his muscles are all tense bc WHAT THE FUCK!!! and he didn’t realize how badly he wanted this till now but its happening, and oh fuck, is he ready for this?? its sort of terrifying??? and even. he’s just throwing it all out there, he’s liked this guy for so long, and he has a fucking girlfriend, and here he is just putting it out there. saying yes i like you and i want to kiss you. this is the point of no return, and you can BET his stomach is just as bad as isak’s, he’s got just as many butterflies and his heart is racing just as fast but just because he’s also scared that isak doesn’t want him back?? sort of like im gonna get closer - he’s not moving - what if he doesn’t kiss me back and i ruin my 4 year relationship for nothing? what if he doesn’t like me? what if ive been a fool this whole time? what if - but he keeps moving closer and closer and closer and its about to happen, and they’re both about to figure out what exactly their relationship is, they’re about to figure out if they’re gonna go for it or not, they’re both going to -

and then noora gets here.

all of this is packed into such a quiet, stagnant little scene and you probably dont realize how much is in there till you think about it. ahhhhh

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@atrociouscreations asked for something like, if Percy accepted being a God at the end of the PJO series. And Idk why, but this was the first thing that popped into my head and I had to draw yet. I read awhile ago some headcannons for a dark Percy god, and oh was it so good, that I think some of that was what inspired this… 

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percy weasley and oliver wood were in the same year and house at hogwarts, i don’t know why it’s taken me so long to realise this but

  • oh god they would be so annoying to live with
  • both total perfectionists but about different things
  • percy getting annoyed at oliver for revising his quidditch strategy when they had a test tomorrow
  • percy acting smug because he’s head boy, oliver firmly believing that being quidditch captain is much more important
  • oliver happily aiding the twins in their pranks to get his own back at percy for not appreciating how important it is that he wins the cup
  • their dorm mates getting totally fed up of the two of them stressing tirelessly
  • ‘oh my god we have an exam in three weeks i need to revise’ ‘oh my god i have a quidditch match soon and the team is not practicing hard enough’ 

honestly, im surprised that none of the other gryffindor boys smothered them in their sleep

Zimbits

Operation: Stop The Crocs

Summary: Eric Bittle doesn’t understand why his co-workers are so obsessed with NHL Star Jack Zimmermann’s fashion choices.  But unfortunately his understanding doesn’t matter when he gets roped into operation, Stop The Crocs.

Rating: Gen

Written for: @thesegayhockeynerds​ who has to listen to my constant complaints about Sid and the yellow crocs.  You know what you have to do, love.  It’s the only way.

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“Oh my god there it is again.”

“He has to be stopped. I mean…this is an affront to like…humanity or some shit.”

“Who allowed this?”

“Why do they even exist?”

Bitty pushed the swinging door open with his hip, carrying the tray of pasties to the counter, and glanced over to where the two baristas were hovering over the counter, murmuring over Holster’s phone. Shaking his head, he began to transfer the pastries onto the display tray, and he clicked his tongue.

“You boys must have something better to do than twitter.”

“Bits,” Ransom said, holding up his hands, “it isn’t twitter. This like, the most important shit ever.”

“Yeah,” Holster said, nodding sagely. “We’re staging an intervention.”

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So…I’m in deep and I wrote a fic.

You can read it here, but I’m also gonna post it on my AO3. 

CHAPTER 2 IS UP

The Master of Disguise - Summary: 

“Wait, what that doesn’t make any sense.” Hunk protested.  

Pidge shook her head with a tsk. “It does if one of us is disguised as Allura.” 

Pidge flashed a smirk in Lance’s direction. “I’m sorry, why are you looking at me?” Lance protested. 

Something in Keith brain clicked, he looked at Lance and then at the Princess. Put a little make up on him, a wig, and a dress and he could- OH my god.

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victuuri feelings-soulmate headcanons
  • victor wondering why his soulmate is screaming their head off half the time and being super chill the other
  • quiet moments spent reading and fun moments getting hyped over new anime
  • yuuri wondering why the feelings of victory and success peter out into mild satisfaction over time
  • ”OH MY GOD VICTOR NIKIFOROV UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO. SOULMATE I’M SORRY I HAVE TO FANBOY FOR A BIT”
  • victor sending over waves of confusion and amusement but otherwise enjoying these random spots of enthusiasm that he can’t normally feel anymore
  • sharing pain
    • condolences for stubbed toes and paper cuts
    • constantly aching feet from all the practice
    • victor feeling that mild rush of exhilaration for being the fifth-time grand prix champion and getting shot in the chest by the worst, most gut-wrenching feeling he’s never felt
    • yuuri apologizing over and over again to his soulmate for making him feel his anxiety and self-loathing
    • victor trying to transmit soothing back rubs and shh’s and it’s okays
  • both of them waking in the morning and immediately sending each other motivational cheers
Imagine Dean being jealous because you flirt for information on a case.

Originally posted by subcas

“Stop looking at me like that!” You yelled annoyed by the way Dean keep glaring at you as you walk around the library.

“Like what, huh?” He asks too calmly. “How am I looking at you, Y/N?” He sasses moving his head from side to side.

“You know how.” You bark back. “It wasn’t my fault! I didn’t ask for it. Okay, Dean?”

“Maybe not, but you enjoyed it!” He snarls.

“Well, yeah! The guy was hot as hell and he had the information we needed.” You sigh dropping your arms to your sides.

“Why do you care anyway is not like we’re an- Oh. My. God!” Your eyes widen at the realization. 

“You’re jealous.”

“Pfff no I’m not!”

“Yes you are!! You are so jealous of me, Dean Winchester!!”

“Shut up!” He stands from his seat and walks to you in a threatening manner.

You start laughing and making fun of him. “Dean Winchester is jealous of me, he wants to be my boyfriend and kiss me and hug me and get into my pants.

"You better shut up, Y/N.” He warns.

“Or what? You gon kiss me? Muamuamua” You keep laughing and chanting.

“Y/N, stop!” He’s too close now toes against yours.

“You gonna have to make me, Dean. Punish me cos I’m a bad girl!" 

"Y/N…” His voice low, his breath fanning on your face.

“Make m-”

This time your mocking was cut off by big soft lips crashing against of yours.

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Forevs: @nadiandreu7 @captain-princess-rose @loveitsallineed @whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname @death2thevirgin @mogaruke @isis278 @marygracewinchester @lbug1025 @babypieandwhiskey @impala-dreamer @thegreatficmaster @deathtonormalcy56

Dean/Jensen : @anokhi07

Percabeth reunion at Camp Jupiter
  • Percy: Hello...
  • Percy: It's me...
  • Annabeth: Oh, gods.
  • [a minute later]
  • Percy: HELO FROM THE OTHER CAAAAAMMP!
  • Percy: I TRAVELED TO CANADA AND BAAAACK! TRYING TO REMEBER, WHO I USED TO BE! BUT WHEN I THOUGHT BACK, I JUST REMEMBERED YOUR NAME!

jesperfaehey  asked:

Oh my god all this new conspiracy stuff is making me crazy. I think there'll be a fourth episode but when do you think it will air?

I told my casual friends about the scripts being released and the new promo photos and even they were thinking that there was a secret fourth episode because why would they release them now when the season is over?? 👀

Sorry, I hope you don’t mind I’m putting these together.

LISTEN. THAT LAST POINT? That is what made my tinfoil-hat implant itself onto my head tightly, as well as all the Derren Brown stuff that came out in the past couple days. 

I am now super convinced we’re getting a secret episode, but like you, I have no idea when it would air! There’s a theory about March 8, 2017 being a day we should pay attention to, either as an airdate or an announcement date for the “secret to be unleashed”. So I guess here’s where I announce that I am tin-foiling now until at least March 8.

As for the release of the stuff today, I HAD THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT. WHY ARE THEY ENSURING WE DON’T FORGET ABOUT SHERLOCK. WHY ARE THEY RELEASING THE SCRIPTS. NOBODY EVER ASKED FOR OR EXPECTED THEM. WHY. AND WHY PROMO PHOTOS. 

And we STILL have no word from Mofftiss or Sue about the ratings of TFP. They’re all remaining strangely quiet about the whole thing.

This is NOT normal for post-season early hiatus stuff… in fact, this is the same stuff that happens just before new episodes air…

THE FACT THAT CASUALS ARE PICKING UP ON HOW WEIRD THIS IS IS VERY TELLING.

I’m starting to get in deep, y’all.