Okie so I watched all of the current episodes of Yuri!!! On Ice last night with my mum and oh my god. Anyway I got bored in class today and decided to message my mum and this happened. Actual quote from my mum during episode 5 “Are you sure the fact that they say it’s an ice skating anime isn’t just a cover up so they can make a gay anime, because I’m pretty sure Viktor is just in it for the attention from hot guys like Yuri, cause why else would he move to Japan to coach a man that copied his routine and then take baths with him, suggest that they sleep together and also ask if he wants him to be his boyfriend? I mean doesn’t that just scream I’m a gay Russian man who craves Japanese Yuri?”
Pairing: Lip Gallagher x reader
Warnings: cursing, my poor and shitty writing skill
Author note: soooo this is my first imagine EVER!!! And I’m kinda FREAKING OUT!!! Sorry for this…
You were sitting at the top of the Gallagher house smoking and just looking at the night sky like in cliché teen movie. It was pretty cold that’s why Lip went to get you something hot to drink.
“Here I am” you saw Lip’s head popping out of the door. You took both cups so he could come up.
“Thanks! Oh my god it’s fucking freezing!” As Lip climbed on to the roof you gave him one of the cups back.
“Yea I know.” Lip took a little sip.
“Soooo how was your day?” You did the same thing.
“Well I mean it was just a regular shitty day. I woke up, went to school, did somebody else’s homework, got paid. Just a usual day. What about you?” Lip took away your cigaret.
“Eeeem I woke up, went to school, skipped a few lessons, stole somebody else’s wallet, went home, got yelled at by my mom and pretended I was doing homework for the rest of the evening” You laughed a bit.
“By the way what about your mother not liking me?”
“She thinks that you have a bad influence on me” you laughed again.
“Seriously?” You looked at him with a raised eyebrow. “Not that I care”
“WHY do you even care? We are not a couple, are we? You told me it yourself. We are just best friends who fuck”
“Yea we are”
There was I little silent pause. You looked at Lip and saw that he was a little upset
“Is everything okay?”
“Yes. Why?” Lip looked at you with a confused expression.
“I can see when you are not telling me something. So come on. Spill it” You took your cigarette back.
“Don’t you fucking lie to me Lip Gallagher!” You raised your voice
“There’s nothing to tell!” Lip was getting angry.
“Liar!” You giggled
“Fuck! I’m not lying!”
“Not telling something to your best friend equals lying!”
“No it doesn’t!
“YES IT DOES!” By now you have already been yelling at each other. “If YOU won’t tell me I’m gonna ask Ian!” You jumped on your feet and started walking towards the door.
“I think I love you!” Lip yelled at your back. “Are you happy now?!” You slowly turned to face Lip.
“What?” You asked really quite.
“I really liked you when just started to fuck and I hoped that I will get over it but I didn’t and I know that you’re dating that dickhead Liam but I honestly don’t care and I know that it is pathetic and corny and…” Lip didn’t get the chance to finish as you pressed your lips to his. Your hands snaking around his neck and his resting on your waste.
The kiss was really passionate but soft at the same time.
You broke the kiss.“I love you too Lip Gallagher. And yes. I’m happy” You giggled.
“I got turned on. Maybe we can move to the bedroom?”
i like that Free! and Haiykuu!! have exclamation points because its like!! oh man sports!!! oh i am excited about this!!!!! whoa!! this is going to be fun!!! wow hes hot!!!! wow they should date!! why is he crying!!! wait why am i crying!!!! they should kiss!!!! i am having so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god dammit! this anime has ruined my life!!!!!!!
I’m like shaking…this image is being sold in a towel or cloth thing I don’t know, I don’t care, I need it!!! NOW!!! Mikleo in Soreys bed on my own bed 😻 like imagine the things I could do…this is going to far, it’s all ufotable they make me suffer so hard like ahhhhh screaming intensifies I CAN’T!!!!
He just looks so hot 😭 like please give me more *-* I need MORE!!
As Chris from Yuri on Ice would say: “I think I’m gonna come.” I’m so sorry xD
*sits on his bed* *rocks back and forth* aleister crowley what is wrong with me why do i like snow he's awful and ugly with his moles especially the one on his cheek i wanted to kiss since first year why am i like this
Baz, 10 minutes later:
*stands in front of the open window* *birds and butterflies are flying around in his room* simon snow is the most beautiful human being on this earth i love him i love him i love him he's perfect and too precious for this world oh dear he needs to be protected at all costs let me hug him and kiss his eyelids
Baz, 10 minutes later:
*paces through the room* *has a massive boner* god why is snow so hot i wanna push him against a wall and snog the living hell out of him merlin and morgana he is so sexy omg his moles and his eyes and his smile and his body and hell his a b s don't get me fucking started wow now i'm going to wank over the thought of snow
crying bc its like 8 years and it’s finally time I come to admit how much I love howon omfg. he’s such a cute lil blessing and then a hot ass floop on stage. like how do i live with a bias choice of lee howon like plz. is it too late for refund.thank you lee howon for blessing memy admitting to loving howon does not equate to me not using ‘hoyuck’ as a tag. OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SOME WEAK SHIT.
Why was this so hilarious!!??!!! I laughed so much putting this together. Oh my god their fucking facial expressions are ridiculous!!! Especially Wonho when he’s scolding Jooheon! He’s not the type to lose his cool or be hot-headed so I always love when his mom side comes out!! He looked so frustrated!! (Since his beautiful face is so malleable, it’s always so exaggerated and on point) And I.M completely breaking down and slowly dying in the background. Minhyuk looks like he’s in so much pain. And then Kihyun is just laughing his ass off. Poor Jooheon was under too much pressure.
The best part is that they’re in their sexy “All in” outfits hahahaha I love these guys.
Nesta Thoughts... "Everyone at the Night Court will hate me for what happened with Feyre" "Do I care what everyone in the Inner Circle thinks?" "Maybe a certain someone?" "Stop it Nesta he's a fae" "Holy Crap, I'm fae too" "Should I pretend I don't care so they can't upset me?" "What will happen to my life as a human?" "Will us being missing bring shame on my father?" "Do I want this to bring shame on my father?"
This made me LOL so hard. I loved it. I love that you took me literally. Maybe next time I write Nesta in a fic, I’ll do it like this. So I could have written my last nessian fic something like this:
“Oh crap here’s Cassian.” “Wow he looks hot.” “Shut up, Nesta. He’s annoying, not hot.” “oh god, why is he sitting next to me?” “Why isn’t he sitting closer?” “Maybe if I just look ahead he’ll go away.” “Oh wait, I don’t want him to go away.” “Ok now he’s staying, what next?” “Maybe I’ll ask him about Rhys, Rhys seems shifty.” “Hm, he saw right through me.” “Dancing? What?” “Oh wow much tall, so muscle-y” “Mmmm lips…” “Oh crap what am I doing” “Time to go” “oh good, there’s daddy” “who is this ho touching Cassian?” “ugh I hate her” “wait, why am I jealous?” “let’s go see what Cassian is up to” “WTFFFFFFFFF ASKJHQWIJ!SLALSAS I KNEW IT GUYS ARE SCUM” “why are you following me you douche” “oh no he left what do I do”