oh god why is he so hot

Okie so I watched all of the current episodes of Yuri!!! On Ice last night with my mum and oh my god. Anyway I got bored in class today and decided to message my mum and this happened. Actual quote from my mum during episode 5 “Are you sure the fact that they say it’s an ice skating anime isn’t just a cover up so they can make a gay anime, because I’m pretty sure Viktor is just in it for the attention from hot guys like Yuri, cause why else would he move to Japan to coach a man that copied his routine and then take baths with him, suggest that they sleep together and also ask if he wants him to be his boyfriend? I mean doesn’t that just scream I’m a gay Russian man who craves Japanese Yuri?”

Imagine Dean being jealous because you flirt for information on a case.

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“Stop looking at me like that!” You yelled annoyed by the way Dean keep glaring at you as you walk around the library.

“Like what, huh?” He asks too calmly. “How am I looking at you, Y/N?” He sasses moving his head from side to side.

“You know how.” You bark back. “It wasn’t my fault! I didn’t ask for it. Okay, Dean?”

“Maybe not, but you enjoyed it!” He snarls.

“Well, yeah! The guy was hot as hell and he had the information we needed.” You sigh dropping your arms to your sides.

“Why do you care anyway is not like we’re an- Oh. My. God!” Your eyes widen at the realization. 

“You’re jealous.”

“Pfff no I’m not!”

“Yes you are!! You are so jealous of me, Dean Winchester!!”

“Shut up!” He stands from his seat and walks to you in a threatening manner.

You start laughing and making fun of him. “Dean Winchester is jealous of me, he wants to be my boyfriend and kiss me and hug me and get into my pants.

"You better shut up, Y/N.” He warns.

“Or what? You gon kiss me? Muamuamua” You keep laughing and chanting.

“Y/N, stop!” He’s too close now toes against yours.

“You gonna have to make me, Dean. Punish me cos I’m a bad girl!" 

"Y/N…” His voice low, his breath fanning on your face.

“Make m-”

This time your mocking was cut off by big soft lips crashing against of yours.

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Forevs: @nadiandreu7 @captain-princess-rose @loveitsallineed @whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname @death2thevirgin @mogaruke @isis278 @marygracewinchester @lbug1025 @babypieandwhiskey @impala-dreamer @thegreatficmaster @deathtonormalcy56

Dean/Jensen : @anokhi07

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oh my god a bucky action figure he’s so beautif-

oh

Zodiac + Crushes

Aries: Oh my god, how can one person be so hot??? I would rock their world.

Taurus: *sweats nervously* Okay I need some liquid courage *chugs whole bottle*

Gemini: I’m just going to go talk to that gorgeous creature over there

Cancer: Can they just read my mind, so I don’t have to keep staring at them???

Leo: Hot damn, guess there is a god cause he made an angel. *stares at them like anime character in love*

Virgo: *sighs* Why must I feel attraction to others??? It takes a toll on my mental stability.

Libra: OMG!!! THEY LOOKED AT ME!!!

Scorpio: That’s marriage material right there.

Sagittarius: *bashes eyelashes* I’m gonna go see what their favorite band is and see if their worth my time

Capricorn: Oh god they looked at me *sweats, blushes 10 shades red*

Aquarius: La la oh look guess that means I’ll get major emotions over someone Time to get wired hell yeah

Pisces: UGH JUST LOVE ME PLEASE?!?!

My mothers reaction to episode 3 and 4

“Sarah look!! The opening has more colors”

“We were born to make history”

“Oh! The other two are gonna learn this from him”

“I really love watching that man skate……”

“Don’t be mean to Yukon San”

“Wait yuko is married”

That’s why yuri’s is sexual, cause Victor has the hots for him"

“I believe in you Yuri!!”

“OH MY GOD KISS HIM”

“Oh I get it he’s a virgin that’s why he doesn’t know about Eros”

“Why is he beating them”

“Wait Yuri is 23!! I thought he was 16”

“Oh my Victor has hot buns look at them….go back I want to see them again”

“Wait this poor kid thinks pork cutlet bowels are love???”

“Oh! Did you see the blondes little leg kick?”

“Why are their lips so shiny”

“Drinking until dawn, dumbass”

“This child is so precious….oh my heart”

“I’m so excited for the skating”

“Yuri has to win”

“Yurio has the best expressions”

“It’s gonna be a tie isn’t it?”

*in tears after agape* “this….is so wonderful”

“Why is he hard on himself?? I liked it”

“YURI DONT LET VICTOR GO BACK”

“ARE THEY GONNA KISS BEFORE HE GOES OUT? THATS WHAT HE SHOULD DO….oh they just hug?”

“I love the music”

“OH GOD NO HE FELL”

*clapping* “I knew you could do it YURI”

“Do they tie….tell me?”

“MORE COLORS”

“Oh my god sarah the cat is watching it”

“ BORN TO MAKE HISTORY”

“Why don’t I get dressed like this”

“The colors I love it…oh yes naked men again”

“Like your body is creating music….oh my god are they sleeping together yet?”

“Detroit!! SARAH LOOK WE LIVE THERE”

“Oh my goodness why won’t he stop calling him pig, I hope your mother knows what you are saying”

“Wait is yurio gonna be this woman’s lover”

“DOES HE SKATE YOU WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY? YES OH GOODNESS Yes”

“Pichit? Oh he’s cute!!”

“This woman sounds like aunt Tamara”
(My family is Russian)

“He’s fishing to see if he’s gay”

“Do they kiss yet?”

“Why aren’t they kissing”

“Do they ever kiss?”

“OH! I get it Victor has been in love with him for a long time, he wants Yuri to feel the same way”

“Crap crap crap”

“YURI vs YURI here we go”

“Oh my god yurios jump”

“First and last season for the two yuris….”

“THE NAME OF THE ANIME IT MAKES SENSE

FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS I MIGHT HAVE A TOUGH TIME GETTING TO DO THIS, SO HERE’RE THIS WEEK’S POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS! 

  • WHY AM I JUST NOW NOTICING SAM HAS SHORT HAIR OH MY GOD NOOOOOO HE CUT LIKE 4 FEET OFF 
  • also totally unrelated but i really liked the actress’s performance at the beginning of the episode 
  • look at those HOT GRANDPA SWEATERS 
  • “we’re besties” same, dean 
  • i like how sam is looking at this lady like “man chuck would never do any of this he is way too lazy we couldn’t even get him to be nice to an actual prophet" 
  • the whip cracking noise they made during this episode felt a little too intense 
  • sam’s phone wallpaper that damn nerd. he actually had to make that himself 
  • DEEEAN UR DUMB 
  • sam u, uh, u technically were the devil but it’s fine 
  • PUT THIS GIRL IN OUR SELF-BUILT SCHOOL OF WAYWARD DAUGHTERS 
  •  if chuck is listening he’s probably like, “shit sam these people are crazy best luck to you” 
  • SAM YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD!!!! 
  • AW MARY!!!! 
  • NOOO WHAT THE HELL

SO THERE GOES A REALLY GOOD CHARACTER I WANTED TO LIVE WITH JODY but also,

GRENADE LAUNCHER

Lip Gallagher imagine “Are you happy now?”

Originally posted by shamelessturkey

Pairing: Lip Gallagher x reader
Requested: nope
Warnings: cursing, my poor and shitty writing skill
Author note: soooo this is my first imagine EVER!!! And I’m kinda FREAKING OUT!!! Sorry for this…

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You were sitting at the top of the Gallagher house smoking and just looking at the night sky like in cliché teen movie. It was pretty cold that’s why Lip went to get you something hot to drink.

“Here I am” you saw Lip’s head popping out of the door. You took both cups so he could come up.

“Thanks! Oh my god it’s fucking freezing!” As Lip climbed on to the roof you gave him one of the cups back.

“Yea I know.” Lip took a little sip.

“Soooo how was your day?” You did the same thing.

“Well I mean it was just a regular shitty day. I woke up, went to school, did somebody else’s homework, got paid. Just a usual day. What about you?” Lip took away your cigaret.

“Eeeem I woke up, went to school, skipped a few lessons, stole somebody else’s wallet, went home, got yelled at by my mom and pretended I was doing homework for the rest of the evening” You laughed a bit.

“By the way what about your mother not liking me?”

“She thinks that you have a bad influence on me” you laughed again.

“Seriously?” You looked at him with a raised eyebrow. “Not that I care”

“WHY do you even care? We are not a couple, are we? You told me it yourself. We are just best friends who fuck”

“Yea we are”

There was I little silent pause. You looked at Lip and saw that he was a little upset

“Is everything okay?”

“Yes. Why?” Lip looked at you with a confused expression.

“I can see when you are not telling me something. So come on. Spill it” You took your cigarette back.

“It’s nothing!”

“Don’t you fucking lie to me Lip Gallagher!” You raised your voice

“There’s nothing to tell!” Lip was getting angry.

“Liar!” You giggled

“Fuck! I’m not lying!”

“Not telling something to your best friend equals lying!”

“No it doesn’t!

“YES IT DOES!” By now you have already been yelling at each other. “If YOU won’t tell me I’m gonna ask Ian!” You jumped on your feet and started walking towards the door.

“I think I love you!” Lip yelled at your back. “Are you happy now?!” You slowly turned to face Lip.

“What?” You asked really quite.

“I really liked you when just started to fuck and I hoped that I will get over it but I didn’t and I know that you’re dating that dickhead Liam but I honestly don’t care and I know that it is pathetic and corny and…” Lip didn’t get the chance to finish as you pressed your lips to his. Your hands snaking around his neck and his resting on your waste.

The kiss was really passionate but soft at the same time.

You broke the kiss.“I love you too Lip Gallagher. And yes. I’m happy” You giggled.

“I got turned on. Maybe we can move to the bedroom?”

“You are a romance killer” you laughed.

If you liked it PLEASEEE let me know

Mark Appreciation Post

OH MY GOD HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT MARK.

MARK IS SO DAMN HOT! AFTER THIS I AM GOING TO BE DEAD ON THE GROUND…

SO GOODLUCK TO ME

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HOLY SHIT WHAT DID I MAKE!??!?!?!


IS HE EVEN REAL.?!?!??!? 

WHY CAN’T I HAVE MARK IN MY LIFE?!!??!

i like that Free! and Haiykuu!! have exclamation points because its like!! oh man sports!!! oh i am excited about this!!!!! whoa!! this is going to be fun!!! wow hes hot!!!! wow they should date!! why is he crying!!! wait why am i crying!!!! they should kiss!!!! i am having so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god dammit! this anime has ruined my life!!!!!!! 

ok but /bisexual ron/
  • has a preference for girls and thus doesn’t really give it a second thought when he thinks oliver wood is pretty darn hot bc he likes girls so it doesn’t mean anything
  • (right ????)
  • is blissfully oblivious to bisexuality even being a thing until ginny comes out to him
  • then viktor krum happens
  • and he’s so confused
  • bc is he angry at krum for taking hermione to the yule ball ?? 
  • or is he angry at hermione for taking viktor ?????
  • harry and him accidentally come out to each other while ron’s ranting about viktor bc “why are the hot guys always idiots???”
  • and harry’s like “yeah same”
  • baffled silence
  • “oh my god”

AHHRRGHHHH OH! MY! GOD! UFOTABLE HOW?! WHY?! YAMETE!!!!

I’m like shaking…this image is being sold in a towel or cloth thing I don’t know, I don’t care, I need it!!! NOW!!! Mikleo in Soreys bed on my own bed 😻 like imagine the things I could do…this is going to far, it’s all ufotable they make me suffer so hard like ahhhhh screaming intensifies I CAN’T!!!!

He just looks so hot 😭 like please give me more *-* I need MORE!!

As Chris from Yuri on Ice would say: “I think I’m gonna come.” I’m so sorry xD

I was talking with my students (2 girls and 1 boy) and I brought Sebastian Stan up in the conversation and the boy LITERALLY FANGIRLED OVER HIM LIKE OH MY GOD!!!

He said that a man should accept when another man is attractive and he hands down said Sebby was hot. And I have never felt so much joy in my heart than I did right then.

Originally posted by jawlinesandmetalarms

During sommer holidays
  • Simon: i wonder what Baz is doing this summer
  • Simon: well he's probably plotting something..
  • Meanwhile Baz: *sits on his bed* *rocks back and forth* aleister crowley what is wrong with me why do i like snow he's awful and ugly with his moles especially the one on his cheek i wanted to kiss since first year why am i like this
  • Baz, 10 minutes later: *stands in front of the open window* *birds and butterflies are flying around in his room* simon snow is the most beautiful human being on this earth i love him i love him i love him he's perfect and too precious for this world oh dear he needs to be protected at all costs let me hug him and kiss his eyelids
  • Baz, 10 minutes later: *paces through the room* *has a massive boner* god why is snow so hot i wanna push him against a wall and snog the living hell out of him merlin and morgana he is so sexy omg his moles and his eyes and his smile and his body and hell his a b s don't get me fucking started wow now i'm going to wank over the thought of snow
  • Simon: ...probably plotting, yeah.

crying bc its like 8 years and it’s finally time I come to admit how much I love howon omfg. he’s such a cute lil blessing and then a hot ass floop on stage. like how do i live with a bias choice of lee howon like plz. is it too late for refund.thank you lee howon for blessing me my admitting to loving howon does not equate to me not using ‘hoyuck’ as a tag. OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SOME WEAK SHIT.

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Monsta X in great distress

Why was this so hilarious!!??!!! I laughed so much putting this together. Oh my god their fucking facial expressions are ridiculous!!! Especially Wonho when he’s scolding Jooheon! He’s not the type to lose his cool or be hot-headed so I always love when his mom side comes out!! He looked so frustrated!! (Since his beautiful face is so malleable, it’s always so exaggerated and on point) And I.M completely breaking down and slowly dying in the background. Minhyuk looks like he’s in so much pain. And then Kihyun is just laughing his ass off. Poor Jooheon was under too much pressure. 

The best part is that they’re in their sexy “All in” outfits hahahaha I love these guys.

togreblog  asked:

Nesta Thoughts... "Everyone at the Night Court will hate me for what happened with Feyre" "Do I care what everyone in the Inner Circle thinks?" "Maybe a certain someone?" "Stop it Nesta he's a fae" "Holy Crap, I'm fae too" "Should I pretend I don't care so they can't upset me?" "What will happen to my life as a human?" "Will us being missing bring shame on my father?" "Do I want this to bring shame on my father?"

This made me LOL so hard. I loved it. I love that you took me literally. Maybe next time I write Nesta in a fic, I’ll do it like this. So I could have written my last nessian fic something like this:

“Oh crap here’s Cassian.” “Wow he looks hot.” “Shut up, Nesta. He’s annoying, not hot.” “oh god, why is he sitting next to me?” “Why isn’t he sitting closer?” “Maybe if I just look ahead he’ll go away.” “Oh wait, I don’t want him to go away.” “Ok now he’s staying, what next?” “Maybe I’ll ask him about Rhys, Rhys seems shifty.” “Hm, he saw right through me.” “Dancing? What?” “Oh wow much tall, so muscle-y” “Mmmm lips…” “Oh crap what am I doing” “Time to go” “oh good, there’s daddy” “who is this ho touching Cassian?” “ugh I hate her” “wait, why am I jealous?” “let’s go see what Cassian is up to” “WTFFFFFFFFF ASKJHQWIJ!SLALSAS I KNEW IT GUYS ARE SCUM” “why are you following me you douche” “oh no he left what do I do”