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Clean Me, Daddy | 30.03.17
  • Phil: "Why aren't you cleaning us?" said Candice. Oh...
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: Last time I did a live show, I accidentally ordered 300 cleaning wipes.
  • Dan: I know. I've seen them.
  • Phil: So, you can have the honour of cleaning them.
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: The webcam. It's a bit grubby, so you know give them a clean. Give them a wipe. Someone just said "clean me, daddy".
  • Dan holds the cleaning wipe with regret. Phil burst out laughing and Dan starts speaking in a high pitched voice.
  • Dan: Yeah, I read that too. What is this?
  • Phil: It wasn't this weird when I did it!
  • Dan: There's a section of your live show where...
  • Phil: No, it's not a section!
  • Dan: ... you clean them?
  • Phil: No, I'm just saying we're slightly blurry and they'd like to see us in 1080pHD quality.
  • Dan: No, you planned this. It's a section where you clean the audience. Now everyone is saying "clean me".
  • Phil: They liked it. Just do it! I'll make the sound effect.
  • Dan: There's dozen of tens of thousands of people saying "clean me" right now.
  • Phil: Dan, clean them. Clean them!
  • Dan: Jesus Christ.
  • Phil: Do it! It's what you signed up to do.
  • Dan suppressing a regretful chuckle, Phil grinning so damn wide.
  • Dan: Oh my God, stop! The chat! Frick. Even the YouTube comments are going to be ruined. Oh, whatever you fricking..
  • Dan wipes the webcam while Phil makes the sound effect.
  • Phil: That's the noise of the cleaning wipe. Look how clear we are now though. My pores are here.
  • Dan: And yet, I feel dirty.

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Prompt:  “Is it too soon to say that we’re fucked?”

Pairing: firefighter!Jensen x Reader

Requested: @atc74

You’re pacing frantically in front of the Austin Fire Station, doing your god damn best to not hyperventilate. The fact that you even made it here is a fucking miracle. You literally sat in your driveway for a good hour, stupidly turning the ignition on and off in your car.

Considering the predicament you’re in, you appear to be quite pulled together. You’re even donning clean clothes and light makeup, a vast improvement over the last few days.

So now here you are at your friend Jensen’s place of employment, meeting him to spill the news that has you in such a tizzy.

“Hey, hun.” Jensen somehow appears out of fucking nowhere, the sound of his simple greeting startling you.

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sinerwhoisasin  asked:

Hello, i have bts reaction request, umm their gf always puts her hands under their shirt or up their sleeves to feel their skin as a habit 😇 thank you in advance


JIN: He would absolutely love this! If your hands weren’t cold if your hands were cold he would jump and pull your hands away “(y/n) WHY ARE YOU SO COLD!”

Originally posted by cyyphr

YOONGI: This boy would low-key love it. He would love the soft feeling of your hands exploring his tummy. “What are you doing…. I never said to stop…”

Originally posted by yoonmin

HOSEOK: THIS ANGEL! (sorry i have been having hardcore j-hope feels) He would adore this and probably squish your cheeks telling you how cute you are when you do it. “WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE!!!!!”

Originally posted by pjmjjk

NAMJOON: Joonie would be shy about it covering his face and just blushing but loves every secound of it. “WHy DO YOu Do ThIS ToO MEeeeeEe?!”

Originally posted by kths

JIMIN: This little shit would love the attention. He would really love it when he didn’t have abs at the time and you would do it telling him how perfect he is. “(Y/N)!!”

Originally posted by booptae

TAEHYUNG: Tae would love love love love this he loves skinship. He would love the feeling of your fingertips grazing his skin and he would just look at you very lovingly not really saying anything.

Originally posted by mvssmedia

JUNGKOOK: Kookie would get flustered but wouldn’t tell you to stop because he loves it. “why…”

Originally posted by beatriceindre


Monster Rp starters

(This is for like monster people and Au’s, not something like a person so horrible they’ve become a monster)

“Hey you got your feathers all through my jacket again!”

“Did you just…eat that mouse…?”

“I just ate a mouse and I feel sick”

“Stop chasing your tail, your a grown (man/women/adult)”

“I know you love me but please let go of me, I can’t breathe”

“Jesus your a lot taller then I thought you were”

“Are you…making a nest? Why?”

“Do you need help putting your contact in?”

“What’s it like only having one eye?”

“So if your stomach has a mouth does that mean it eats too?”

“Your pointy ears are adorable”

“Please don’t steal my soul, I have class in like an hour and the soul stealing thing takes all day”

“Stop scratching the couch oh my god”

“Screw you I’m gonna scratch the couch if I want to”

“Please stop touching the light bulb, I know it’s pretty but you keep hurting yourself”

“Hey can you help me find my (body part)”

“Do you need help looking for (body part)”

“Hey I’ve lost my body! Help me look for it before it does something stupid!”

“Why are you eating catnip?”

“I just ate catnip and can’t feel my legs”

“Hey throw the toy I wanna catch it!”

“I don’t want to throw the toy…ugh fine give it here”

“I know it’s supposed to be cold today but the sun is out and if I go outside I’m probably going to catch on fire”

“I can make snow from my hands! Wanna see?!”

“Wow you can use magic?! Can you teach me!?”

“I know I’m not supposed to like a human, but I’ll make an exception because your cute”

“I just wanna tie you up in my web and cuddle you forever!”

“I need water, I’m getting dehydrated and I’m starting to smell like dead fish”

“I accidentally got slime all over your wall when I tried to kill a fly…I’m sorry”

“Hey it’s okay, it’s just a bit of slime”

“I accidentally set your clothes on fire when I was trying to fold them”

“Hey scratch my ear it’s itchy and you don’t have claws”

“I may or may not have got fur all over your couch when me and (random name) where playing”

“I accidentally broke your door and I’m sorry but maybe get a stronger door next time”

“This is the sixth door this month, stop slamming them please”

“Is it rude to ask if I could ride on you back?”

“What do you mean you want to ride me? I’m not a horse, well I mean, I’m not THAT kind of horse”

“How do you stop yourself from decaying? I mean, you are kinda dead after all”

“What’s it like having six tails?”

“Here, sit down and I’ll brush your wings”

“How did you get flees? Oh well time for a bath huh?”

“I wanna cuddle but I’m kinda scared I’ll crush you, so maybe you just sit in my lap and I hold you?”

“Hey I’m thirsty can I have some of your blood? Just to hold me off until we get home”

“Hey can you turn on the air conditioning? I know it’s like twenty degrees but I think I’m gonna melt”

“Hey pay attention to me! I want love!”

“I came here to get your soul but honestly I feel like if I take it, it’ll just Make me sad”

“Please take my Soul I’m so depressed”

“So I may or may not have accidentally broke my neck when I feel off the roof sooo, surprise! I’m a ghost now”

She's Testosterone

Read the sequel: She’s Testosterone 2
Words: 2.4k
Genre: Crack Fic. No lies here.
Summary: Drop dead gorgeous, cute and sassy - you adore your best friend. But is there more beneath the surface? Who exactly is Min Yoonji?



“Turn that fucking shit off!” A groggy voice calls on the other side of the tiny room.

It takes less than a second for you to spring up from your bed with a big inhale and stretch.

It’s a new day!

A new future!

A new you!

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anonymous asked:

Hi! So hapy to know you're doing something special for the Choi boys! Can I request MC deciding to give a cat to Saeyoung for his birthday?

Countdown to the Cake: 4

The Rainbow Code


You feet hurt. You’ve been strolling in the mall for almost 2 hours now, trying to find the perfect birthday gift for your fiancée, it wouldn’t be that hard if it wasn’t for the two whining messes complaining behind you.

“My back hurt.” Yes, Yoosung, we got it when you said the 9 times before.

“Ugh… I’m bored. Can we stop and get some ice cream?”

“No, not yet. Let’s stroll a little more, Saeran. Please… bare with me, guys.”

“MC, we’ve wandered around these shops before,there’s nothing here you haven’t seen before.”

“I know, but what if we passed for the right gift and I didn’t notice?”

“You know you could give him a pair of socks and he would still squeal like an idiot because it’s coming from you, right?” Saeran says, crossing his arms.

“Ugh… but I can’t give him socks, Saeran. I… he really didn’t give you any hint on what he would like?”

“Nope. And I would have noticed since he is not really subtle at hinting, that fool.” You groan in annoyance. “Just… accept you’re not finding anything here, MC.”

“What about some fancy hair products? I saw this shampoo that revitalizes color and…” Saeran shuts down and stops listening, it’s not like you cared as you keep blabbering and walking inside the cosmetic store.

He sits next to Yoosung in the bench and groans in annoyance.

“What’s wrong with her? Why she doesn’t just give up? Ugh… my brother and her are such a match in that sense.”

“But, Saeran… if you don’t like helping her, why are you here?”

“I can’t help it, she… she called the violet code.”

“The what?”

“Violet stands for ‘MC needs help’. It’s a stupidity Saeyoung created, we have these secret codes between us to make sure MC is happy, it’s… it’s so cheesy and stupid!”

“And whatever this is, you’re still following it.”

“Well, yeah! It’s simple, happy MC means happy Saeyoung, and happy couple means less problems for me to deal with. Seriously, you have no idea the hell these two fools make when they fight.”

“Oh, I do. Last time they fought, Saeyoung called me crying because MC apparently hated him and he wanted to rent a zeppelin to win her back.” Saeran rolls his eyes, yeah… he knew everything about the zeppelin ordeal.

“So you know why I follow Saeyoung stupid’s rainbow code.”

“Rainbow? Oh my God, there are 7 codes for this? You gotta tell me which are the other codes!”

“Yoosung, have you found something for him?” you walk out of the store and stop in front of them.

“I did, MC. I bought these comic books I thought he would like while you were seeing those customized sweaters.” Which, thankfully… you didn’t buy.

“Oh… comic books, yeah… that’s so thoughtful and adorable, Yoosung. Ugh… you should be his fiancé instead of me…”

“I’ll pass, but… don’t feel down, MC. I’m sure you’ll think of something meaningful to both of you that expresses your feelings very well.”

“How about cat lingerie, then?”

“He already has cat lingerie…” you sigh. Saeran feels like saying something, but… nah, better pretend he didn’t hear this.  

“Okay, have you ever considered asking him directly what he wants, like you did to me?”

“I did, but… I want to think of this myself, you know? We’re getting married pretty soon, I have to be able to give him what he wants without him telling me.”

“MC… don’t you think you’re putting too much pressure on yourself? You’ve been engaged for less than a year now…”

“Don’t even try, Yoosung. She’s stubborn just like him. And…” he gets up and starts to walk “I have no patience for any of this!”

“But Saeran, the violet code…”

“Fuck the violet code, MC”

“Wait, isn’t the rainbow code a thing just between the twins?”

“Yeah, and there’s the blue code in this.”

“Which means ‘MC is spending too much time with us and learning how to hack, so she knows the codes.’” Saeran explains in total boredom.

“Yeah…I called the violet code, not Saeyoung. So you still have to help me, Saeran!”

“I’m trying to help you, but there’s nothing I can do if you can’t take my help, you know? Ugh… fuck this, I’m gonna get some ice cream.”

“Ugh… what do I do, Yoosung?”

“Right now? Tell me all the codes, I’m so curious,MC!”

Saeran goes all the way to the ice cream shop muttering. How can you and his brother be so alike? It’s almost disturbing! Too bad you’re actually likeable most of the times and now he really feels this need to help you…

He picks the flavor he wants and pays to the girl in the cashier, who… happens to look vaguely familiar. What the hell?

“Have a nice day, sir!”

“You too… Saeyoung.” The girl widens her eyes before lowering her head and chuckling.

“Guess I can’t fool you, brother.”

“I’m not sure if I really want to know, but… what the fuck, Saeyoung?”

“Well, you know those days when you just want to put on a cute dress and infiltrate into the ice cream shop in the mall where your fiancée is buying your birthday gift? It’s… one of those days.”

“So you’re spying on her.”

“I prefer ‘watching her steps attentively’, please.”

“And why are you s… watching her steps attentively?”

“Yes, Saeyoung, why are you spying on me?” holy shit! You and Yoosung are standing next to the balcony.

“Saeyoung? Who is this handsome man named Saeyoung you all keep talking about?” he does this weird high voice, and you cross your arms, glaring at him and making him sigh. “Hi, honey…”

“What are you doing, Saeyoung? I told you before how creepy it is when you do things like that!”

“I know, and I’m trying to stop, but… I couldn’t stay at home knowing you and my brother were trying to get something for me. I… don’t know, MC, I panicked, okay?”

“Why did you panic?”

“Because… it’s… it’s still hard to believe, MC. My fiancée going to the mall with my brother and my best friend to get me a birthday present, is this real? Is this… happiness real? I… can’t really stay home while something like this is happening, I can’t miss all the happiness that is surrounding my life right now, because… what if it ends?”

Yoosung looks at you and Saeran, he’s honestly shocked, he knew how much Saeyoung still struggled with his depressive thoughts from time to time, but he never really saw one of these moments in person. You and Saeran apparently did, though.

“You’re such a moron, Saeyoung.” Whoa… not the reaction he was expecting from Saeran.

“Ugh… I know. And I’m really sorry, bro. I’m sorry, Yoosung. And I’m sorry… MC.”

“I… told you more than once you don’t have to apologize so much, silly. And… I also told you it won’t end, Saeyoung. I’m here, we’re getting married in less than a month, and your brother is here too. This is just your first birthday we’re spending together, the first of many. I’ll be here for you getting older with you every year of our lives. So… don’t worry about missing moments, there are so many important ones to come.” You just feel your own tears when you see his.

“I can’t believe you two are really crying and making a scene in an ice cream shop. Can you believe it, Yoosung?”

“I can…” of course, because he’s crying too.

The four of you finally leave the shop. Saeran still can’t believe he’s the one to apologize for his friends’ weirdness. He, of all people.

He really needs a break from you two, and Yoosung needs to recompose yourself. So now it’s just the two of you sitting in the bench.

“So, uhm… thank you for what you said, MC.I… am sure you’re tired of always repeating the same stuff to me, but I appreciate it, you know, the way you appreciate me. The way you love me.”

“I do love you, don’t I?”

“Yes, you do… and that makes me realize that’s the best gift I could possibly have, and not only for my birthday.” You blush, and he giggles. You don’t really mind getting flustered if he makes him smile like this. “The idea of us being this old couple, sitting on our rocking chairs in the porch, talking about how young people have no respect and… surrounded by cats, and…”

“Wait, what?”

“What what?”

“Surrounded by cats?”

“Well, yeah… I… love cats, and  despite of what Jumin think, I would be a good owner, if you… helped me.” then it hits you, the perfect birthday gift!



“I’m calling the red code.”





“YEEEESS!” he gets up and takes your hand, hugging you. Then he lifts you up before pulling you closer for a kiss. And you two laugh.

“Whew… they’re okay. I thought we would have to call the zepellin guy again…” Yoosung whispers to Saeran. But you and Saeyoung notice their presence again pretty quickly.

“Hey, Saeran, guess what?” you ask him.


“She called the red code!” you two giggle, still hugging each other.





“SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT DOES THE RED CODE MEAN, FOR GOD’S SAKE!” Yoosung almost shouts in confusion.

“MC WANTS TO ADOPT A CAT!” you and Saeyoung say at the same time.

You can see the other days here!

I’ve been wanting to share my opinion on this for so long, but I was waitong for a HQ image to come out. I’ll talk by groups, let’s get going!

●Takeru & Hikari:
•The hell are you guys even supposed to be? They have like skates on their feet?? And Takeru totally MADE Hikari wear that messy hat.
•At least their Digimon look cute and the headset is lovely, Hikari’s has Tailmon’s ear and Takeru’s has Patamon’s ear/wing whatever.
•Takeru is so gay in this one I mean to me he already is my gay son (sorry Takari shippers) but this just confirmed it to me.
•I love how Hikari’d wearing her typical colors and the whistle, well done 👏

●Koushiro & Jou:
•My second favorite group in here!!! They’re the nerds of the gang, I think being sort of DJs really fit them.
•Jou looks SO GOOD oh my God he turned out to be one handsome lad like you goo Joooooo!
•Koushiro’s wearing purple ans Jou’s wearing grey - which made me notice the fact that they’re all wearing their crest’s colors!!! So cute.
•Gomamon wins me over EVERYTIME.

●Sora, Mimi and PEGGY (Meiko):
•The three of them look ADORABLE.
•Mimi’s bow just fits her so well I love how her hair looks in here. I don’t like how stiff Sora’s hair looks ugh.
•Sora as the singer, tho!!!! Never saw that one coming, I’m living!!!! I guess Mimi and Meiko are the chorists?
•Piyomon’s wearing a tiny hat and that just melted my heart I can’t stop crying!!!
•Meiko isn’t blushing for once and I adore her beret!
•Again, I love how their shirts’ color match with their crests’. I’m guessing Meiko’s crest is sort of wine-ish?
•Meicoomon with those two lollipops is adorable I usually don’t like her but she looks cute in here.

●Taichi & Yamato:
•First things’ first, why the heck is Taichi the singer when in canon his voice’s awful 😂 really, Toei? Did you think we’d forget??
•They both look so handsome but specially Yamato like OH MY GOD ISHIDA, CAN YOU NOT.
•Agumon looks drunk, is he okay?
•Is Gabumon singing as well??? Can this get any weirder? 😂
•Yamato!!! And his bass!!! I can’t stop staring!!!!
•The fact that Taichi kept his goggles on even with the costume on?? I approve.
•Again, Taichi’s wearing slight orange and Yamato slight blue. Very nice detail!

I loved this whole idea, very fun to see :)

On My Way Home

Title: On My Way Home. The Promise. Part 2

Summary: Dean deals with the aftermath of the letter that changed his life.

Author: deanssweetheart23

Characters: Dean Winchester x reader, Sam Winchester (very briefly, also mentioned), Jo Harvelle (very briefly), Benny Lafitte, Leslie (OFC, only mentioned), John Winchester and Marry Winchester (only mentioned), Bobby Singer (very briefly mentioned), Lexie (OFC), Lisa Braeden (mentioned)

Word count: 6065

Warnings: Fluff. Angst. Another letter (way shorter though, I promise). Mentions of an almost-fatal car accident and death of a parent. There are a few more warnings but I don’t want to ruin the story for anyone so look at the tags in the end if you want. :)

Author’s Notes: Wow. So here it is. The second part to “The Promise”. I’m sorry this took me so long, guys, but I fell in love with the first part and I wanted to do this story justice (also, life has been kind of crazy lately). Anyway, I’d really like to thank all of you for the love and support you’ve shown for this fic. It means the world to me and I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed working on it.

(Flashback is in italics). Read part one here. 

Originally posted by lucifersagents

“Where are we going?” Y/N breathed out, her hand in Dean’s, a bright smile gracing her beautiful features as they ran together, twigs and branches scratching their skin, trying to slow them down.

The corners of his lips quirked up in a cheeky smirk.

It was hard to believe, really, but life had been good to him lately. They were almost ready to graduate, Y/N had gotten accepted into Columbia and, with his dad and Bobby’s help he’d be able to follow her to New York and start working as a mechanic like he’d always wanted.

And, thank God, she was doing better. The days she’d spent laying on a hospital bed, wounded and bruised, were long gone and she was happy and lively once more, had that spark in her eyes that made him fall in love with her all over again.

“You’ll see.” He winked, giving her hand a squeeze for good measure.

“But the other guys, they’re going to-”

“Don’t worry ‘bout them. They’re too busy to notice we’re gone.”

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anonymous asked:

Hello! May I ask for how would the RFA+V+Unknown (if you're okay with writing about those two) about being in love with MC but she's engaged to her hot, childhood bestfriend. But MC is engaged not due to being in love but rather it's like to protect the bestfriend from gold diggers, naturally the friend said no but MC insisted since the poor friend is always being chased by gold diggers. How would they react before and after finding out the truth. Feel free to make it fluffy or funny. Thanks!

I’ll give it a try! I really hope you like it. ^^’

Ø  ~~~YOOSUNG~~~

  • Kicked puppy.
  • He loves you so freaking much, and he tries to let you know through disconcerting yet sweet messages about you being his “princess in shining armor.”
  • My man Yoosung got the spirit. He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
  • You had to politely decline, and you don’t think you’ve ever seen something so adorable and saddening in your life.
  • He called you straightaway, and… was he crying?
  • Oh my god please no
  • You tried to console him, and listened as his voice slowly stopped trembling. There were a few sniffles here and there, but he seemed okay enough to talk.
  • This is when you explained why you were engaged in the first place.
  • He laughed. You were joking, right? One big joke on Yoosung! Ha ha ha!
  • “Yoosung, I’m serious.”
  • “…”
  • “That’s the reason? So you don’t really want to be with them, right?”
  • Well… Honestly, you had taken a liking to Yoosung. He was always there when you needed him.
  • So, maybe it would be better to end the engagement? After all, you should be with someone that you have feelings for in the long run, right?
  • You hang up after saying your goodbyes and immediately call your friend to explain what is going on.
  • Friend is 100% okay with you choosing your own way. They want to be with someone they love too, and while you were a good friend, they did not want to spend the rest of their lives with you as an intimate partner.
  • You were better off friends.
  • When you tell Yoosung about calling off the engagement because of your feelings for him, his soul exits his body.
  • He is so happy!!!!!!!!!! And so are you~.

Ø  ~~~ZEN~~~

  • eNGAGED??? Wtf wtf wha t th e h e l l
  • You knew he had feelings for you, so you had to finally come clean about your engagement.
  • He was spamming the chat with incoherent phrases and shocked Zen emojis, completely baffled and fuming.
  • You found it hysterical, you horrible person.
  • You calmed him down, saying the engagement was more of an arrangement so that your friend wouldn’t have to deal with people tryna pinch their pennies.
  • “What!? So you aren’t even in love?! You should marry someone you love!”
  • like me
  • You found Zen completely charming, but your friend’s happiness was on the line.
  • But so was yours. And so was Zen’s. And your friend didn’t even really want to go through with it. So, what do you do in a situation like this?
  • You make your damn self happy. That’s what.
  • You never thought you would actually love someone. But here Zen was in all his majestic glory.
  • You’ll explain it to your friend, and they will understand. (And secretly be grateful that you gave up the act. They will be fine without such extreme measures, and they want you to be happy as well.)
  • Call off that engagement, girl! Tell the world your feelings! Get you some ZEN!

Ø  ~~~JAEHEE~~~

  • Your engagement came up in conversation one day.
  • Jaehee was shocked. She tried to hide the disappointment on her face as you talked about it over a cup of coffee.
  • You explained the terms of the engagement, then made mention of having feelings for someone else and not knowing what to do about it. She perked up.
  • “You should tell your fiancée how you feel. I’m sure they will understand.”
  • “But what if the one I love doesn’t feel the same…? Wouldn’t it be a mistake to call it off when I have no idea how you feel abo—–”
  • Shit what
  • Jaehee nearly spits out her coffee. She covers her mouth and looks at you.
  • “M-me?”
  • Well, you have to come clean now. With a flushed face, you confess your feelings. Crazily enough, she reciprocates.
  • You choke. Baehee has feelings for me too?!
  • Sorry friend, looks like the engagement is going to have to stop!
  • The friend is relieved, and very happy you found someone you truly love~
  • Next time you and Jaehee go out for coffee, you can officially call it a date!

Ø  ~~~JUMIN~~~

  • He will never admit it, but he is thoroughly upset.
  • You two had met up after the party, and he invited you to have some wine at his place for celebration!
  • You really liked him, and you got the vibe he was interested in you, though you could never properly gauge his feelings. He was always so stoic, yet very gentle and kind towards you in particular.
  • When he placed a hand on yours, you flinched back. This wasn’t right… You had to tell him.
  • Hearing your confession, Jumin froze.
  • His eyes narrowed and locked on you, like a predator staring down its prey.
  • “No, I mean, I like you! You’re the one I want! But it’s just… I’m only doing this to make these women stop prying for his money! I just can’t—“
  • You are silenced.
  • Jumin had pressed his lips onto yours, and he was not letting up.
  • He wrapped his arms around you, wanting you, needing you, claiming you.
  • You melted into the kiss; damn it just felt so right.
  • When he finally pulled away, you stared at him in a daze.
  • “Jumin…”
  • “MC, I want you to tell your fiancée that you cannot go through with the engagement.”
  • You couldn’t help but feel extremely hot at the way he looked at you, the way he spoke, desiring to possess you. You’d never had anyone want you like this.
  • In a spellbound stupor, you wrap your arms around his neck.
  • “I’ll tell him, Jumin… I want to be yours…”

Ø  ~~~SEVEN~~~

  • It was no secret to Seven that you were engaged. His “background checks” were more than enough to give him this information.
  • But it sure didn’t stop him from falling for you.
  • Everyone in RFA could tell that Seven had a thing for you, but he couldn’t bring himself to admit it firsthand because of your engagement.
  • And he never thought he could compete with someone like that.
  • Your fiancée was effin’ gorgeous. His insecurities were set on fire every time he thought of it! And of course, Seven just loves to suffer, so he occasionally constantly snooped through your fiancée’s records, photographs, and social media.
  • He even considered hacking into your fiancée’s bank account out of spite, but of course he would never stoop that low. Especially since it would affect you.
  • He knew your current fiancée would be better for you than he would be. It was a sad truth.
  • After so many urges by RFA members for you and Seven to be together, you admitted to everyone that you were engaged and explained the situation.
  • Seven was shocked. So you didn’t love your fiancée…?
  • Was there still a chance, then…?
  • He couldn’t bring himself to ask.
  • He was torn. He loved you and wanted you desperately. But it was better this way, if you were never put in danger because of his feelings. If you never knew the truth…
  • He encouraged the engagement, through clenched teeth and sleepless nights.
  • But it was okay, because you were safe…And that was the best thing he could ever do for someone he loves.
  • I’m so sorry I just couldn’t see how this one would end well sdkjfsdl

Ø  ~~~V~~~

  • “Oh…”
  • Poor gentle cornflower.
  • You could see the agony on his face. He was crazy in love with you, and everyone knew it.
  • He was not subtle. He gifted you with fresh flowers, photographs, and other “beautiful things that reminded him of you.”
  • He was so sweet, and you felt horrible for putting him in this situation.
  • “V… I wish things were different…”
  • But, couldn’t they be different? All you had to do was call off the engagement, and run into V’s arms.
  • You knew he would be the best husband, completely and utterly devoted without a shred of doubt.
  • You would be happy with V. But what about your friend?
  • “It’s okay… I suppose it just wasn’t meant to be.” He smiled halfheartedly, digging deeper into the hole in your heart.
  • Don’t you deserve to be happy? Doesn’t V deserve to be happy? Is marrying out of sheer concern the right thing to do?
  • You pondered your options for a few days, and then finally decided what you needed.
  • “V. I’ll be with you. I’ll always want to be with you.”
  • He is silent for a moment before speaking.
  • “Aren’t you to marry your fiancée?”
  • “V…” You smile and take his hands in yours.
  • “I choose you.”


  • “No.”
  • “Saeran! Just let me explain!”
  • NO.”
  • He looked like he was ready to explode, fists and teeth clenched tightly, face red.
  • Boi was pissed.
  • “I’ve loved you since the day we met! He could never love you like I do! Why him?!
  • He backed you into a corner, eyes usually the color of the sky are now darkened, menacing.
  • “L-Listen to me, Saeran. He and I aren’t… We don’t feel that way about each other.”
  • “THEN WHY?!”
  • You’re nearly trembling, and he notices. He backs away, regret all over his face. He realizes he has a problem with his anger, he’s really trying to fix it.
  • He is in love with you, wants you more than anything in this filthy world.
  • “I’m sorry, I’m sorry… You just make everything so bright… You make the world worth living in, and I—I can’t accept that this light belongs to someone else.”
  • He desperately wants to console you, caress your cheek, hold you, but he is afraid of himself. He is afraid to touch something so fragile and beautiful. He can’t let himself corrupt you.
  • He looks like he’s about to break down, no no no please no.
  • You forget yourself and throw your arms around him, nuzzling your face into his neck.
  • He freezes, his breathing stops, as if a single gust of air would shatter you into pieces.
  • “Saeran… I did it to protect him. I don’t love him, not like I love you.”
  • His heart nearly stops. A confession?
  • Gently, he brings his arms up to curl around you, pulling you in closely.
  • “Would you give him up for me? Would you be with me, MC?”
  • You tighten your hold on him. You’ve known the answer to this question for a long time.
  • “Yes. A thousand times, yes.”
  • 1. “That looks bad….”
  • 2. “You look awful.”
  • 3. “Are you serious?”
  • 4. “Did you really just do that?”
  • 5. “Look I need a boyfriend for just five minutes!”
  • 6. “I swear I didn’t do it!…. on purpose.”
  • 7. “Take it back.”
  • 8. “Well look at that!”
  • 9. “I’m sorry that I fell in love with you.”
  • 10. “I think I’ve memorized the sound of a heart breaking.”
  • 11. “Trust me alright! Just for once trust me!”
  • 12. “I remember when you nearly died on me….”
  • 13. “Does the pain ever go away?”
  • 14. “Can we pretend that I didn’t just fall?”
  • 15. “Ow I think that bit me….” “oh thats- wait that one?!”
  • 16. “There is nothing wrong with you!”
  • 17. “Can’t you do one thing right?!”
  • 18. “Sometimes I wonder why you keep me…”
  • 19. “Why are you waving a stick?”
  • 20. “Your telling me… I’m being left alone? Again?”
  • 21. “Will you stop pointing that thing at me!”
  • 22. “Keep calm?! How can I keep calm?!”
  • 23. “Ow tell him that he needs to watch that tail!”
  • 24. “Oh my God… I’m inside a suitcase….”
  • 25. “Tell the little bugger to knock it off!” 
  • 26. “Did you hear that? That does not sound friendly.”
  • 27. “No you don’t understand!” 
  • 28. “Let me go! I don’t love you anymore!” 
  • 29. “This is all your bloody fault! Just leave!” 
  • 30. “For once will you pretend to care about me?” 
  • 31. “Why did I have to love you.” 
  • 32. “Why do you have to be so adorable?” 
  • 33. “I’m alright I promise.” 
  • 34. “Oh get over yourself!” 
  • 35. “For once just stop talking and listen.” 
  • 36. “Why did you have to choose her?” 
  • 37. “Don’t worry about it. I’m used to being second best.” 
  • 38. “Just promise you won’t forget….”
  •  39. “Why am I not good enough?” 
  • 40. “I loved you… and you broke me….” 
  • 41. “Your distracting me.” 
  • 42. “They’re just a bunch of idiots.” 
  • 43. “I’m used to being ignored. So don’t worry about it.” 
  • 44. “Your beautiful… you truly are.” 
  • 45. “Stop being attractive for five seconds.” 
  • 46. “Your being idiotic!” 
  • 47. “They’re not monsters! For once will wizards just listen about these creatures!” 
  • 48. “Shhh you don’t wanna wake the basilisk.” 
  • 49. “Please tell me that not what I think it is.” 
  • 50. “Please just kiss me before this ends.”
  • 51. “Great you broke him!”
  • 52. “No! I’m not doing it! You can’t make me!”
  •  I’ll be continually adding more prompts so don’t worry this isn’t all of them! Just request one that you like!



“Scott and Y/N”

Your head snapped up and soon as you heard your teacher say both your names,

“Wait what? I’m with Scott?” You questioned

“Yes Y/N, you are with Scott. That won’t be a problem will it?”

“No, no problem, of course not, pshhh” yeah except the fact that you’ll blush every single time you look at him.

His uneven jaw line, his beautiful eyes, that dorky smile, his body oh god his ab-

“Y/N?” Scott said, waving a hand in front of your face

“Yes Scott?”

“Are you ready to start?”

“Start what?” You asked confused

“The project, are you okay?”

“The project? Oh yes the project of course! I’m fine Scott, really really fine”

“Okay then, lets go!” He cheered as he held the door open for you.


“Alright Y/N all you have to do is walk down the hall, maybe wink at a few guys, or girls whoever you want and I’ll monitor their reactions”

“Reactions?” You looked at Scott for clarification

He gulped, “ You know, like their Body Language, facial expressions, If they flirt with you and stuff”

“Alright okay, im going” you said, then you took a deep breath in

“You haven’t moved yet?”

“I just need a moment” you gasped

Pick up line after pick up line were used on you from most people you spoke to, some were flattering, others not so much.

None of the guys who flirted with you was the one you wanted it to be. Scott. He’s the one.

“I swear to god Scott if I hear one more pick up line I’m going to explode!”

“Well you should probably cover your ears then”

“What? Wh-”

“Roses are red-” Scott started

“Oh god, please stop”

“Violets are blue-”

“Please Scott, no more” you pleaded

“Lava is hot-”

“Scott!” You warned

“And so are you” he finished

You looked at him trying to fight a smile. He may be cheesy but he is sure as hell cute.

“Really Scott?” You laughed

“What? I had to!” He exclaimed

“Why?” You needed to know why he would say something so terribly adorable

“Because I would like to take you out on a date” he said smiling, “what do you say?”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, Okay Scott, I’ll give you a shot!”

Literally no one asked but I was talking to @karasass about how literally No One on B99 is Straight and now I just have random headcanons that nobody wants but oh well: 

  • Jake/Amy/Rosa are all the Bi Squad, but Rosa is the only one who’s really out. 
    • By out I mean she dates girls from time to time and nobody in the Nine Nine besides Jake and Gina knew because Rosa keeps so much of her life private.
      • She definitely dated a motorcycle girl at some point in the police academy and Jake was terrified of her because hoo boy he didn’t know there was someone scarier than Rosa until he met Susan the Biker. 
    • Amy is in the process of discovering that she’s bi; she knows she’s definitely Not Straight but she wants to go through all the possible labels out there so she has like 5 different binders for each label and has done Extensive Research on everything
    • I don’t even think Jake even realizes he’s bi? Like - at least not subconsciously because let’s be real if Jake Peralta consciously knew he was bi he would be mentioning it every second of the day
      • He meets a guy on a case and is crushing really hard on him and stumbling over his words and grinning a lot and everyone is grinning because they know, and Jake absolutely slips up and says things about how handsome the guy is and Amy is chuckling because her boyfriend is adorable and doesn’t even realize he’s crushing right now. 
        • Terry: “Why are you so obsessed with him anyway?” Rosa: “Jake’s bi. Duh.” Jake: “Bi, ha Rosa you’re so funny, I’m not bi - right? I can’t be bi - I mean, maybe that would explain a lot but - *camera zooms in* oh my god I’m bi.” 
        • He literally never stops talking about it after that and will bring it up at every possible moment.
          • “That’s interesting, Captain Holt. You know what else is interesting? Bisexuals, of which I am one.” “Bye guys! Goodbye, not bi. Which I am. Did I tell you guys that I realized I’m bisexual?” “This is the 5th time you’ve done this today, Jake.”  
  •  Terry is demisexual af. 
    • He never had a partner before who he felt things for until he met Sharon - they were friends for the longest time and one day Terry realized he wanted to be more intimate with her.
      • He didn’t know if he genuinely wanted to though as he hadn’t felt this feeling before? But it was really great because Sharon was so patient with him and when he was having troubles with distinguishing what he was feeling she’d sit and talk with him and never pressured him which just increased Terry’s trust in her. 
    • When Gina and Rosa said the thing about aces Terry got irritated and held a seminar on being respectful and schooled them on asexuality and everything that fell under the a-spec umbrella. This was like, the first time he ever got an apology out of Gina. 
  • Charles is queer and he doesn’t know what his label is. 
    • He initially identifies as bi but then finds that he doesn’t think it relates to him, so he made a giant board with his research and has most definitely collaborated with Amy on the binder project; he hasn’t come across his label yet but he’s fine with not knowing yet.
  • We know that Holt is gay but he literally takes so long to realize his squad is gay as well. 
    • He knows about Jake because Jake literally announces it everywhere he goes, but there’s definitely a montage of Holt finding out about the rest of his squad and just being Shook™. 
      • “My gaydar….is abhorrent…”
      • Honestly Gina stole his gay-flag-colored binders and put them behind her desk and Holt didn’t realize until it was pointed out to him. 
  • I feel like Gina would identify as pan, but I also feel like Gina wouldn’t have or care about a specific label and rather identify as queer. 
    • “Are you bi? Pan? Poly?” 
    • “I’m Gina.” 

- Why don’t we stop pretending that I’m brilliant and you’re simple, for one moment?

BTS Reacting To Their S/O Sucking Their Thumb While Asleep

~waaahhhh this is gonna be cute.~

Originally posted by meganhyunhee

Jin - Oh my god. He would find it so adorable. His Eomma senses would kick into overdrive and even after you wake up he would coddle the ever loving crap out of you. You would totally be fed up with him, but like in the best way. “Wah jagiya you’re so cute come here, Let eomma take care of you~” “Jin please stop calling yourself my eomma it’s really weird for me..”

Originally posted by parkjiminer

Yoongi - He would be torn straight down the middle on whether he was more fed up with you, or be so smitten. “Aish Jagi… Why must you do this to me?” He would straight up walk over and try not to laugh. He’d pull the blanket over you and walk away. Though the next day be ready for some serious teasing because he will not let this go.

Originally posted by artsyhobi

Hoseok - Hobi, oh my god. Hobi would be all over your shit. He would never fail to tell you that you were the cutest thing he had ever seen. He would be telling everyone you were the cutest. You would be so fed up with it that you would just ignore him for a while, but it wouldn’t last because he still would not leave you alone. “Hobi please stop,..” “JAGI. MY JAGIYA IS SO CUTEEEE YAAAHHHH!!!!!” 

Originally posted by ksjknj

Namjoon - *my god look at that fluffball i love him* Namjoon is more on the serious side, so he would probably subtly mention it the next day like “So I noticed something when I was going to bed last night…” He would smile uncontrollably at you and giggle the whole time, but after you whined for him to stop he would nod and stop. Not before placing a bajillion kisses on your face and hugging you so tight. 

Originally posted by vivacioustae

Jimin - Jimin is the most devious little shit ever. You will have the hardest time with him. He will be all over your case with teasing remarks and pictures. “Wah, Jagi who knew you were cute like a little baby?” THIS BOI. He will not stop. At least until you retaliate. “I’m the baby? Look at those tiny ass hands? Who’s the real baby?” *psa: I live Jimin’s smol hands. I die.* 

Originally posted by kpcydragon

Taehyung - Out of each of the boys I think he would make the least hype about it. He would just adore you quietly. He could probably tell it wasn’t something you were open and happy about, so he would know to keep it in hushed tones. Ya feel. He would just smile at you at random points of the day and maybe do weird aegyo toward you to make you smile, But it’s because he wants you to know that he thinks you’re precious and to never stop being that way because he loves you so much for it.

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

Jungkook - This boy would be giddy times ten. He’s known for getting the rep of being the baby but he would make it known that there is someone who seems like a baby as well. But boy oh boy his dominant side would also come out as well and… RIP fam because you ain’t getting out without some hickeys. “Let’s see you call me a baby after this jagi.” 

A/N: Well aside from that last one I think this is good. Also I did not forget about what I was supposed to be posting but man I was totally out of it. Sorry guys. :/ Xxoo <3<3<3<3

Bts reaction to you cooking them breakfast while wearing nothing but their shirt and underwear

That was a long title

“ah,y/n..” He would say coming into the kitchen. “Oh..” He noticed you wearing his shirt and he smiled from ear to ear. He walks up to you and hugs you from behind, “That looks delicious y/n.. Would you like some help?”

Originally posted by eyehealyou

“That’s a nice view” He would tease as he walked up to you from behind and slowly caressed your thigh. “Namjoon! I’m cooking!” You would say back, trying to push him away. “Just a little bit please..?”

Originally posted by armyfanclub

“Ah y/n It smells great In here!” He would shout as he ran into the kitchen hugging you when he stopped. He would then stay in the hugging position refusing to move because you looked so cute and he couldn’t let you go

Originally posted by sonyondan

He would walk into the kitchen and stop when he saw you cooking and wearing his favourite shirt. He wouldn’t dare say how much it turned him on, but he would definitely be appreciating the view

Originally posted by yoongi-min

“Oh my God! What is this Adorable creature doing in my house?!” He would go up to you and start poking your face, your stomach, everything. “It’s so cute!” He would say while hugging you tightly from behind and lifting you up to give you a kiss

Originally posted by syuba-inu

He would be thinking in his head as he saw you in his shirt, “Why is this girl so cute but can turn me on so much?”

Originally posted by jung-koook

He would find it incredibly cute that you wore his shirt to sleep because he knew that you loved him. You would set the food on the table and he would be running up to you and giving you a quick kiss before he sits down at the table and says, “Thank you y/n! You’re the best! I’ll make sure to eat it deliciously!”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

~Admin Luna

anonymous asked:

#5 from one word prompts (connor/evan) would be spectacular ...... u are the best

I am definitely not the best but please enjoy #5 ‘blush’


“You are extremely beautiful,” Connor smiled as he held Evan’s hands. Making his dorky boyfriend blush was something Connor enjoyed doing. Evan would blush and turn the colour of a tomato or a cherry and Connor loved seeing the embarrassed smile that would appear on Evan’s face. “S-stop!” Evan’s face flushed.

“You are so adorable, I just want to kiss you everywhere and cuddle you all the time,” Connor muttered as he leaned in and kissed his boyfriend softly. Evan’s cheeks heated up even more. Why did Connor love doing this to him? Oh god he was flustered. “Connor please stop!” Evan whined. He hated how red he would turn when Connor would say these things.

“I love you so much, you are an amazing boyfriend and you are so perfect,” Connor smiled. Evan turned away, his face was probably the colour of a fire truck or a strawberry, he didn’t dare look at Connor. “You are the most adorable boyfriend and when you blush, you look so cute,” Connor laughed as he took Evan’s chin in his hand. He turned the boys face towards him, and just smirked at the colour he was.

Oh how he adored making this boy blush. “Con-Connor you em-embarrass me so much,” Evan muttered, he didn’t mind the compliments but he was such an easy person to make flustered and Connor took pride in making him blush. It made Evan very nervous but Connor always insisted he looked adorable or cute or something along the lines of that. 

“I love you Evan Hansen,” Connor smiled. “You and you’re cherry red face,”


- “Jaehyun, which colour suits me best?” *insert pics of two same dresses but different colours*
- You understand why >> It’s because of his work work work work work
- him ignoring you most of the time started when they debuted
- but that doesn’t mean he loves you less now before they debuted
- it’s just that he’s so busy and their phones always get confiscated by the staff
-he wants to secure his future w/ you so he works very hard
- he always turns his phone off before going to the SM Ent. Building so the staff wouldn’t see your cheesy messages to each other
- all the members know about your relationship and they support it very well
- the other members admire you for holding on to the relationship even though it’s vvvvvv hard
- “i like you noona you’re so cool now I can see why Jaehyun hyung loves you so much” - Mark… it could be Jisung as well
- “oh god jaehyun hyung wouldn’t stop sucking his picture of you on his phone! It’s so gross!” - Haechan
- “you guys are so adorable” - Yuta
- “eyy don’t forget to use protection during your sexy time ;) ” - Ten
- lol wtf Ten
- but good on ya Ten for reminding these kids about that
- “you’re not going to leave jaehyun, right?” - doyoung… or taeyong
- “Nope.”
- Rumours about Jaehyun dating you got out and the company was hell pissed
- both of you got hate although you got more hate than jaehyun
- most of his fans were anti to your relationship
- only a few fans were supportive
- well I couldn’t blame them though
- they were his source of happiness and they feel like you’re taking him away from them
- some were just delusional and wants him to end up with them
- or with another artist… say Rose from Blackpink (I’m not a shipper btw; I just saw some posts here on Tumblr that some fans were shipping them)
- you cry every night about this
- coz he has lots to think about and you don’t want to put all your burden in this relationship on his shoulders
- But he knows the fact that you get jealous everytime they bring up the JaeRose ship
- like Rose is everything and you’re just a potato
- so he reassures you that he loves you by kissing you, hugging you or cooking you your fave dish created by him when he gets a day off which is really rare these days because of the nature of his work
- but despite all that, you still can’t help but to get insecure
- like who wouldn’t get insecure?
- it’s like you and him against the world lololol jk
- you felt very suffocated
- you don’t even know yourself anymore
- you don’t even see your self-worth anymore
- jaehyun loves you to bits and you know that
- but it’s really hard especially he’s a celebrity now and you’re just one of the normal people out there
- “Jaehyun, let’s break up”
- jaehyun would just stare at you and blink twice
- his adam’s apple would bob up and down
- “why?”
- “jaehyun, I can’t do this anymore”
- “you always have little time for me”
- “people… your fans don’t want us to be together”
- “i feel like i’m taking you away from them”
- “but you’re not taking me away from them”
- “i love you (y/n)”
- “please don’t do this to me baby”
- his eyes would be instantly filled w/ tears
- he would hold both of your hands while kissing your knuckles, shaking his head while blinking in tears
- “your fans love you very much jae”
- “but I only love you baby”
- YES IT’S VERY HARD TO BREAK UP WITH JUNG JAEHYUN coz why tf would you leave him
- “look, your career and popularity is affected because of me… because of our relationship”
- And Jaehyun would say: “ I don’t care! I can throw all those away just for you! I love you and I wouldn’t want to lose you just because of all these things!”
- “Don’t do that, mister. You’ve worked hard for this. Don’t throw it all away just for me.”
- Then you smile bitterly and kiss him for the last time and leave
- you didn’t know this but jaehyun was a sobbing mess right after you left
- he would wonder where did he lack as a boyfriend what did he even do wrong why did you break up with him just because of the fact that his fans hate you
- i mean, every couple in the showbiz always (or most of the time) get hated by the public esp. the fans
- like, it’s only normal
- but still you guys don’t deserve all the hate
- you guys just fell in love with each other
- why would people hate you
- it’s not like you guys murdered a person or the whole nct
- the members found out about this coz when jaehyun got back to the dorms he just broke down by the doorway
- they were very shocked because you once told them before that you’re not gonna leave jaehyun no matter what happens
- At first Ten thought that Jaehyun got you pregnant because he was crying by the doorway
-but he finds out that you broke up with Jaehyun
- “Well, at least someone didn’t end up getting someone preggo” - Ten
- cue in everyone giving Ten a death glare so he would just cover his mouth
- yeah Ten shut up
- “Man, that sucks!” - Mark
- i know right Mark
- “I swear she loved you more than herself. Her eyes say that everytime she looks at you.” - Johnny
- for a month jaehyun was a total mess
- like he became more quiet he doesn’t talk that much on variety shows
- his laughs were so fake
- his smiles even changed like they’re not the same genuine smiles that they used to be
- and it broke you guys even more as well as the other members
- they couldn’t stand their bby jaehyun being like this so they set up a get together
- and yeah you’re invited ofc
- the get together was just at their dorm lol
- they invited you and had dinner with them
- you guys were still not talking with each other but would glance at each other every now and then and the members would see this and couldn’t freakin’ stand it
- “oh my god just get back together” - jeno
- “what happened to my mom and dad… like seriously? You guys are better than this” - jisung
- “this is the only time i’d let you guys suck each other’s face c'mon fix this shit” - haechan
- lol Haechan
- Ten doesn’t say anything but leaves a suspicious box on the table
- the other members leave so you guys could talk about things in the living room but really they’re just in the kitchen, litstening to your conversation
- “how are you?”
- he replies with: “i’m fine”
- there was an awkward silence after that
- then both of you just say sorry at the same time like how cute is that
- he says sorry for being such an incompetent boyfriend for not realizing how his career was affecting you for not doing the best that he can to make it work
- you apologize as well for leaving him just because of your insecurity you let it take over you you let it ruin everything between you
- “can we start over again?”
- “Like, I mean, can we be… a couple again?”
- “Is it okay if I kiss you?”
- then you just nod and you guys kiss
- after the kiss you guys open the box that Ten left on the table
- it was a box full of condoms
- oml Ten why lol
- “Are we okay now?”
- “Better than before” :“) And the other members come in, cheering for both of you


By the way, I’m taking requests. Let me know if you want me to do another one. 😊❤


The Squad on a Road Trip Headcanons

To make up for that shitty imagine, feel free to add on!


  • Scott thinks he’s the leader
  • He’s not
  • Scott is the one to usually drive though
  • He also picks where to eat even if its always fast food places lmao
  • Scott also will try to be cool and go drifting or something
  • But as soon as he hears sirens (or thinks he does) he starts to drive like a grandma
  • He’s scared to get arrested and have Alex pick him up
  • Again
  • Scott also tries to put his shitty music on
  • But no one is having it and Scott is banned from the radio


  • Jean’s the actually leader
  • She sets timelines, picks where to go
  • And if its a really long trip she books all the hotels
  • Jean also loves to read so she’s like a mini tour guide
  • She’ll ride shot gun and tell everyone little facts
  • The squad agrees its really cute
  • Unless everyone is taking to long
  • “We have to go!!”
  • “Jean the waterfall isn’t going anywhere, it’s okay.”
  • Jean also has random stuff for the squad to do
  • Like she’ll just randomly give Jubilee a book to read
  • Where’d she get it from?
  • No one knows 


  • Jubilee is the second in commander (according to Peter)
  • Jubilee literally wants to stop and see everything
  • “I’ve read about that place lets go see!”
  • “Jubes we stopped six times in the past hour.”
  • She’s the one who usually notices when someone it missing
  • “Shit we forgot Kurt.”
  • “AGAIN?!”
  • Jubilee is also one of the Djs
  • Even if no one likes her music
  • Jubilee also is the one to make sure everyone has their seat belt on too
  • She slapped Peter once for not wearing it lmao  


  • Kurt takes pictures of everything
  • The squad, scenery, food, even more of the squad
  • He’ll just take pictures of the most random shit
  • Like that’s why the squad losses him half the time
  • He’ll just wander off to take a picture of a bird
  • You think the squad would notice when the blue dude with a tail goes missing
  • Kurt also defends Jubilee if she wants to stop
  • He’s really adorable, and wants to see everything
  • “Oh whats that?” “Have you been there?” “Can we try that?”
  • So everyone caves in and always ends up having so much fun at these unplanned stops


  • Ororo is the tired mom friend
  • She’s the one who has to break up arguments
  • Mostly between Peter and Scott
  • “I swear to god I will shock all your asses!”
  • But she’s lowkey a mess
  • She just throws wrappers and food everywhere
  • Ororo will also change the weather if it’s crappy
  • She’s the one who will drive at night if Scott is tired
  • She finds it calming, and its finally quiet
  • The only one whose usually awake with her is Warren


  • Peter is the MAIN Dj
  • He has made a bunch of road trip mixes
  • He always makes sure to put a few of the squads favourite songs on there too
  • Peter also literally asks to stop all the time (its hard for him to sit still)
  • “Guys I’m hungry.”
  • “Peter we just ate.”
  • “I have to go to the bathroom.”
  • Peter also pulls the whole ‘are we there yet?’ thing
  • That’s what Scott and him usually argue about


  • Warren just sits there in the back away from the loudness
  • Also it’s easier for him to spread his wings
  • Warren 'too old for this shit’ Worthington also helps break up arguments
  • He’s the one to threaten to call Alex
  • That shuts everyone up
  • Warren doesn’t admit it, but when he hears Peter put one of his fav songs on a mix Warren smiles like a dork behind his wings
  • Warren also may act tough but he buys everything, for everyone
  • Kurt always wants souvenirs and Warren is just here like $$$$
  • He pays for gas, food, hotels, if Scott gets a speeding ticket (which he does)  

The Squad

  • It just occurred to me they probably have to be in a van or something
  • Omg that squad in a mini van I’m dead
  • Scott and Jean are usually the ones in the front
  • Warren and Ororo usually sit together and Kurt will just bamfs around the car
  • Even if no one wants him too
  • Once there was an argument and he teleported onto the roof lmao (he stayed for a few hours)
  • The squad will often get food at like three in the morning
  • Its a funny sight seeing extremely tired mutants try to order food
  • And then they usually crash out at a hotel/motel
  • Once when they all had to share a small freezing room they ended up cuddling with Warren
  • Warren liked it, don’t listen to him, its true
  • Charles always freaks out when they all just disappear one day
  • “Where are these kids now?” He mumbles while turning on cerebro
  • “I think they are in Mexico.” Hank explains.  
  • It’s actual ends up being a really good bonding experience for them??
  • They get drunk in a different state (or country), sing karaoke or something 
  • Get to know each other while talking at three am as they drive god knows where
  • Play dumb games in the hotels and while driving
  • Lmao they all play eye spy just to fuck with Scott
  • “I spy something red.”
  • “Fucking hilarious Peter.”
  • They totally had to run away from the police at least once
  • That’s usually when their trip ends
  • The professor just flies the X Jet to the police station wherever they are
  • “I don’t want to hear it, just get in.”
  • “Okay…but is Alex here?”
  • The answer is no, and everyone can breathe a little easier
  • Just kidding Alex is there and is ready to kick Scott and all their asses

Get in sons we are going on a road trip!

~ MacKenzie

meesaboo  asked:

hey can you recommend some good bottom Draco/top Harry fics pls. also any other really good fics for drarry. I've turned into a monster 😁

welcome to the drarry monster gang!!!!! HAHAHAHA let’s see. there’s a lot of good bottom!draco fics so no worries about that! i’ll give a best few from the different genres i read and hopefully it’ll be enough for you to enjoy!! i’ve recently rec some smut/fluff so i’ll not repeat that! 


Dear Father Christmas, The Boy Done Wrong Again - !!!

Worth It (Non Magical AU)

A Week Worth Of Forever - FAVS FAVS FAVS!!

You Were A Miracle, I Was Just Holding Your Space - it’s so precious, beyond words

Desperation - urgh feels

Between Dreams & Miracles

Don’t Stop Before It Begins

The Sum Of Your Scars - this is very beautifully written with a sad ending

And I Know The Spark - quite a dark fic but love it so much


The Silent Word Within You - gosh i loved it!! so much feels!!


A Certain Kind Of Memory - very extremely have feels, kinda a sad ending

(The Piece) I Was Missing All Along

Paint Me Better Off - loved it


Packing The Flat - so much feels

Potential Gravity - hot!!

My Own Worst Enemy - died & cried so bad reading


Synthetic Bonds (Non Magical AU) - 101% MY FAVOURITE FIC OF ALL TIMES

That Missing Something - absolutely love it

Three Boxes And A Scrapbook - love it so much too

The Ties That Bind Us - hot

Mental - one of my many favs

It’s Not A Love Potion (oot explicit bonding) - super worth a read

Two Heads Are Better Than One - !!!


Of Apathetic Twinges - love this so much

Made With Our Love (Implied) - MUST READ

The Silent Word Within You - gosh i loved it!! so much feels!!

My End And My Beginning


8th Year/Hogwarts Era

Magical Love - i absolutely adore this

Draco Malfoy It’s Your Lucky Day

Obsession - kinky af

Dormiscere - so much feels!!!

The Haunting

Sealed With A Kiss

At Your Service - very amusing

Matinee - !!!

Why Insulting The Boyfriend Is A Bad Idea

Starts With A Spin - !!!!!!!

Something I Don’t Want To Stop


I’ll Show You More - epic, must read!!

How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay - THIS IS SOOOO GOOD

The LipLock Jinx

Two Sides Of The Same Coin

Water From A Stone - worth the read !!!

How To Fall Out Of Love

Talk To Me - sweeeeet

The Charm Conundrum - unique plot

Who Shagged Harry Potter

The Potter-Malfoy Problem - you’re missing out big time if you don’t read this fic

Corruptela Vox - this is so hot you don’t read you’ll die with regrets

Storm In A Teacup

Harry’s POV

Appallingly Wrong & Irreparably Broken - bloody fantastic fic!!!


A Choice Of Wings

The Price Of Freedom


You Look So Fine - absolutely in love with it

You And I, Nothing Can Come Between

My End And My Beginning - superb read

To Expect The Unexpected

Once A Fool

The Weight Of Eternity


I, Ferret


Annotations - Harry/Draco or Both being jealous

Gryffindor Seduction 101 (Draco)

Flirt Free Zone (Harry)

Malfoys Don’t Get Jealous (Draco)

Jealous Git (Harry) - !!!

One Harry Potter Please (Draco)

Why Nott (Harry) - funny

Green Eyes (Harry) - !!

Envy (Harry) - this is literally a hot mess

To Expect The Unexpected (Harry)


Freaky Lynx - !!

The Kneazle Who Came For Christmas

The Wolf Pack - super cuteeee

Kitty Kitty

Draco The Wonder Ferret

As The CatBoy Purrs

The Frog Prince - hilarious


Annotations - Harry/Draco or Both being virgins

A Week Worth Of Forever - FAVS FAVS FAVS!!

Freaky Lynx (Draco) - !!

You Were A Miracle, I Was Just Holding Your Space (Both) - it’s so precious, beyond words

To Touch A Unicorn (Draco)

Starts With A Spin (Both) - !!!!!!!

Merlin Save You (Draco)


BTS REACTION - You wearing more clothes.

Hehe, thank you for the request!

Kim Namjoon

Namjoon would be blank faced, feeling offended because of how covered up you are.

“Are you trying to make my job harder?”

“Namjoon, if you hadn’t notice, it’s cold!” you laughed a little

Namjoon *gif*

Kim Seokjin

Jin would pretend to be sad about you being so covered up, but he already knew why, but that didn’t stop him from teasing.

“Jagiya, the pink lace, you’re depriving your oppa!”

“Oppa, it’s cold” you chuckled

Jin *gif*

Min Yoongi

Yoongi would whine a lot about it, missing you walking around in your shorts and small tops. 

“Jagi, whyyyyy~”

“Yoongi, it’s so cold, too cold to be wearing that” 

“But I  could help you warm up in other ways” he’d mumble

Yoongi *gif*

Jung Hoseok

Hoseok would find you adorable wearing an oversized baggy sweater and sweats, but he would act dramatic about how much he’s going to miss seeing your legs on show.

“Oh my god…my heart is…my heart is”

Park Jimin

Jimin would try act cute to try and change your mind.

“Please jagiya, i’ll keep you warm”

“Oppa, it’s too cold” you say softly

Jimin *gif*

Kim Taehyung

Taehyung would also act cute, pouting at you.

“It’s so cold, I think I need a cuddle Tae”

Taehyung would grin “Hmm, maybe this could work”

Jeon Jungkook

Jungkook would see this as a way of you attempting to challenge him, when in reality, it was just because you were cold.

“I accept your challenge”

Jungkook *gif*