oh god what is this even

anonymous asked:

"Oh my god, are you fucking serious? All this trouble for a--"

“Oh my god, are you fucking serious? All this trouble for some cheap knockoff Balenciaga purse?” Heather Chandler asked, disgusted. “As if Veronica would even consider wearing that. Actually? I take that back. That girl has just as much style as you.”
JD rolled his eyes at his stepsister.
“Fine, if you’re such a gift master, you tell me what to get her. Perfume? Candy? Some crap like that?”
Heather scoffed. “Please. Do you really think I’ll help you win her over? Not that you really stand a chance anyway.”
JD huffed. “Fine. I’ll just get her a slushie or take her on a date to the parking lot behind 7-eleven or something.”
Heather gave him an appalled look before groaning in irritation.
“Move, she said, shoving him aside and starting to go through the clothing rack in search of something nice. “As much as I hate you, Veronica is in desperate need of something wearable, and I don’t want you making her birthday more miserable than it has to be.”
JD sighed and tossed the purse he was holding to the side as Heather carefully examined every article of clothing on the rack.
“Here,” she sang, pulling a sleeveless, knee length blue dress with a tight waist and flared skirt. “This is more decent than anything she has in her closet right now.” She shoved it unceremoniously in JD’s hands.
“Wow,” he drawled sarcastically. “What would I do without your feminine fashion wisdom?”
“You better thank me later,” she said harshly, ignoring him. “Of course, my gift to her will make whatever you get her like a Starbucks gift card.” She smirked and tossed her hair over her shoulder.
“Get her whatever fru-fru crap you like,” he said. “I’ll find her something meaningful that she won’t just throw into the back of her closet.” Still, he held onto the dress. He was sure he’d figure out the perfect gift, and he’d return the dress then. In the meantime, however, he figured it was best to have a back up gift, just to be safe.
“Your idea of ‘meaningful’ is a normal persons idea of ‘bullshit’,” Heather bit back. “Just be grateful that I’m helping you, alright? Maybe now Veronica will find you to be slightly less repulsive than you actually are.”
JD resisted the urge to make a comeback as Heather continued shopping for her own gift to Veronica. He’d still beat her - if not at this battle, then the next one. He was sure of it.

anonymous asked:

Hi Ann You might remember me. You prayed for me to have a baby and 9 months later I gave birth to a baby girl. Please pray for me as I am trying to find a job. I'm not even sure exactly what I want to do or should do. Thanks, An old Friend

Oh my goodness!  Thanks be to God!  I am so glad you were able to have your baby and I pray she is a complete blessing in your life.

I am happy to pray that you find a job that will allow you to care for and love your sweet little one and also provide a needed income for your family.  May God open just the right door for you and bless you with the perfect job.  

I will post a prayer or two for finding employment.  I hope they help.

HUGS!

i’m exploding right now i’m sorry i’ve been so mislead, how is the letter even a sasusaku moment?? how???

sorry but that’s insulting to us sasusaku shippers, i thought that was an actual moment because sakura was the one left out around all the couples at her best friends wedding and i cried happy tears seeing those edits/gifs but now i’m fuming having it confirmed that letter was meant to go to naruto

the letter oh god that’s definitely meant for naruto, i legit thought sasuke actually sent something to sakura

seriously SP what the fuck was that, seriously what the fuck, i would’ve loved that letter even more if it actually reached naruto himself like it was meant to, imagine the look on naruto uzumaki’s face when he sees sasuke has been keeping tabs on home and his friends! he wouldve been like “holy fucking shit sasuke is aware i’m getting married today! 

it makes sense for sakura to be happy but come on if it was meant for naruto let the letter reach him first!

it would’ve made us all still cry tears of joy seeing naruto smile because his brother/best friend acknowledged his wedding day

regardless i’m sick of the bias treatment sasusaku gets from those fucking animators, but from what i’ve seen, the wedding actually looked well done so now for me to wait 2.5 years for it to be dubbed and once again lose my shit then

anonymous asked:

T-Togami san! *Looks at his injuries* Oh my God! A-are you in pain? I h-hope you get better soon... *Blushes* S-s-someone so wonderful as you w-will recover in a no time, I am sure! *Smiles* *Whispers* And so handsome and smart and... sorry. Am I bothering you? P-please don't hate me, oh, Togami-san!

I’m not the one you should be worried about. I will be fine. But thank you I guess.


What? *didn’t hear you* I don’t hate you, why are you saying that? I don’t even know you, stop saying strange things.

  • Peter: Oh my God, what do I do? I need the weekend off and I don't know what to tell Steve!
  • Wade: Just lie
  • Peter: [horrified] I can't lie to Captain America!
  • Wade: Mhm, kay. But if you do lie, go with dental emergency. Or death of a triplet. You can even use that one twice

Back, sorry, had to eat.

Oh god Onion you are so freaking cute even when you’re mad.

Also it looks like he doesn’t/can’t talk, interesting.

Yes, this is my top problem with cats.

What a tragedy, Steven.

Lion you should be ashamed by yourself.

whoa whoa whoa the fuck is up with him now?

I bet he’s going for the desert glass pillow. Perhaps he wants to recreate the desert constructions for some reason?

AMETHYST ARE YOU STILL PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP

Holy shit.

Holy freaking shit he just knocked Amethyst off using a roar.

He must’ve be some kind of a guardian for the desert, and wants to return the gem back. How powerful is this thing really?

So to add to Simon’s Britishness, apparently he wears a bar jacket which is a thing in the UK according to that post?  LIKE HE WEARS A COMBINATION OF BRITISH COURT DRESS AND HIS COAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE BASED ON A SAMURAI JACKET (I don’t remember exactly what) but basically he is a British/Japanese NERD and I love it

@thearchangelcas

oh god how do submissions work what the hell

I literally can’t even deal with him he’s such a fancy dork alkjsdf He picked out his main court outfit and Aura was like “WE LEFT THE UK YEARS AGO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU COMBINING SO MANY THINGS” he’s like “it looks good on me I don’t want to hear it”

I guess I always could tell he was wearing a legit suit jacket because he’s wearing like three different shades of black and the sleeves and like chest part match.

I literally love that post so much it’s so funny I love the cartoon Simon to death. Has there ever been a more perfect phrase to describe Simon Blackquill besides “posh British weeabo” I THINK NOT 

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watch my back so i make sure, you’re right behind me as before
yesterday the night before tomorrow, dry my eyes so you won’t know
dry my eyes so i won’t show, i know you’re right behind me
and don’t you let me go, let me go tonight

anonymous asked:

what about the stairs in the forests!!! and what doc were you watching and would you recommend?

ok so I DON’T BELIEVE IN THE STAIRS IN THE FORESTS! mainly because I’m A Search and Rescue Officer for the U.S. Forest Service, and I Have Some Stories to Tell a) is posted on /r/nosleep so it’s definitely made up, b) the op admits to knowing about David Paulides, and lbr knowing about = being influenced by, so it’s definitely made up, and c) if you read all the way through to the end it stops being even vaguely believable and starts reading like a WTNV transcript, and then he plugs his book, so it’s DEFINITELY MADE UP. however, it is an amazing (read: terrifying) thread, some of it is obviously based on truths/insider SAR knowledge which means a lot of it is probably uncomfortably close to actually being true, and it’s a good Gateway Read into MISSING PEOPLE IN NATIONAL PARKS CONSPIRACY THEORIES, which is where I live now. (plus, if you read this before getting into anything else it imbues every single missing persons case with an unsettling sense of Eldritch horror, which is why I had to turn on three overheads and unfocus my eyes all the way to the bathroom last night at 2am.) 

so yeah, after reading that /r/nosleep thing for the first time I drew a line under it and moved on until SOMEONE (ahem@roundtop) sent me a link to an article called How 1,600 People Went Missing from Our Public Lands Without a Trace (on a legit and sensible outdoorsy people website), like ‘haha, stairs in the forest!’ and I SWAN DIVED DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. thus: the documentary-watching, staying up till 2am and spending all day today trying to find copies of David Paulides’ books for less than $80 inc. postage. 

THIS DUDE DAVID PAULIDES. he was in law enforcement before, for some reason, deciding to become a ~*~cryptozoologist~*~ and certified gung-ho Bigfoot conspiracy theorist, and through that found out about how many people had disappeared without a trace from National Parks in the U.S., did 7,000 hours worth of digging, and wrote a bunch of books about it. his books are called Missing 411 and are about the ridiculous number of people who go missing in National Parks, the usually weird circumstances around their disappearances, the fact that when people are found (dead or alive) it’s often in places miles and miles and sometimes waaaaay higher up mountains than where they disappeared from, and all sorts of creepy crap to boot. like they can’t get bloodhounds to find a scent, or they find tiny children miles away from where they got lost, barefoot, without a scratch on the soles of their feet, human remains being found years later in places that were search dozens and dozens of times. not to mention the National Parks… People (? I really don’t know enough to be making this post) are aware of what’s happening but don’t keep a list of the people who’ve gone missing on their lands. 

(which is all part of why I’m A Search and Rescue Officer for the U.S. Forest Service is so freaky – enough of it (people being found miles away, kids being found up mountains, the people in charge being cagey about it all) sounds real that you can believe it was actually written by a SAR Officer. heebies!) 

it’s all real nightmare fuel, if you’re the sort of person who is absolutely terrified by all this Scary Forest Disappearing People Unexplainable Deaths stuff, i.e. me. luckily I can’t afford to buy any of them! phew! however, I haven’t let that stop me from a) SCARING MYSELF SHITLESS and b) BECOMING A TIN HATTER, and it shouldn’t stop you either: you can read loads of stuff over at /r/missing411, listen to one of his initial interviews (in which he talks about how he was approached by two park employees in plain clothes who were like ‘please investigate this, there’s SOMETHING going on and it’s so goddamn weird’) on Coast to Coast AM (which is, like, a paranormal radio station… I’m sorry), watch a bunch of Paulides’/CanAm Missing Project’s vids about disappearances on youtube, and listen to hours worth of interviews and late night spooky radio/podcast discussions with Paulides. 

the documentary I thought I was watching was Missing 411, which is based on his books and Kickstarted by the public in 2015, but it turns out that they’re apparently shopping it around at festivals so it’s not out yet. what I was actually watching (and quickly abandoned) was a weird supercut of all of David Paulides’ tv interviews and some cryptozoologist chatter about Bigfoot. Paulides, god love him, never ever SAYS Bigfoot in any of his books, and everything he presents is 100% factually accurate and extensively researched, but… I think we can safely say he thinks it’s Bigfoot. tbh, after reading about Jaryd Atadero I think it’s Bigfoot. I mean, goddamn. 

so, yeah. I’ve finished reading every search and rescue story on this blog (Hunt for the Death Valley Germans is LONG but awesome), I’ve got West of Memphis ready to watch after work tomorrow because I remembered how much I love that case and spooky true crime things, if you have any related LINKS or STUFF about This Shit then REBLOG THIS/MSG ME AND TELL ME, or if you have a copy of a Missing 411 book you wouldn’t mind mailing to me then LET ME KNOW, and in conclusion I can’t believe America is so fucking huge and unkind, goodnight.