oh god what is she doing! :d

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Took You Long Enough — Alex Standall Drabble

Hi can you do an imagine where the reader is Zach’s sister and in love with Alex and Alex loves her back but she thinks he still loves Jessica and in a bad situation Alex realizes he’s really in love with Y/N with prompts #5 #130 & #223 thank you — anonymous 

Word Count: 2184 words

Trigger Warning: none

Pairing: Alex Standall x Reader

Prompts: #5 “if you loved me, you’d fight for it. if you loved me, you’d show it. if you loved me, you’d fight for me. do you even know what love is?”, #130 “oh my god! you’re in love with her!”, and #223 “i’ve never felt this way before and i’m terrified, to be honest”

A/N: I know in the request you aid “Y/N but I just picked a random name; that just how I like to write my imagines/drabbles

drabble prompts can be found here


Jill’s POV

This marks the fourth time he’s basically acted like I wasn’t sitting right next to him and I know I shouldn’t have let it go on after the third time but I thought when I had brought it up, things would be different. Guess that makes me the idiot.

Alex and I aren’t exactly dating but it’s no secret that we’re into each other. He hadn’t asked me to be his girlfriend or even on a date and frankly, I’m getting tired of waiting for him to make a move.  I know in my heart that I love Alex and sometimes I think he loves me back but most of the time I can’t even tell.

Things only got worse at lunch; I was sitting with Alex and Jess, per Alex’s request even though he knew I wasn’t fond of her but he asked and I just couldn’t say no. Everything was going fine until Jess just had to open her big mouth.

“So, Jill, what’s the deal with you?” She popped a grape into her mouth with a smirk on her face.

I took a sip from my soda and looked at her in confusion, “What are you talking about?”

She chuckled and glanced over at Alex before looking at me, “You’re like this quiet little mouse whenever anyone is around you. You basically follow Alex around like this little mute puppy.”

I scoffed, trying to keep the bitchy comment to myself, “Well, Jess, I’m not as talkative as you or most people. As for the puppy thing, Alex is my best friend, we hang out a lot together.”

She just scoffed and it was starting to tick me off, “Right, so how come Alex doesn’t bring up all the times you guys hang out?”

I matched her scoff, plastering a fake smile on my face, “Well, I didn’t know he had to justify our friendship to you, Jess.”

She shrugged and I could tell from the way she was looking at me that she knew she struck a nerve, “I’m just saying it can’t be that great of a friendship if he doesn’t even acknowledge it like at all.”

My hands were balled up into a fist. I looked over at Alex and he was just as silent as ever, he wasn’t even trying to defend me and let Jess say what she wanted.

I scoffed and shook my head at him before turning to face Jess, “Fuck you, Jessica.” I picked up my soda and dumped it on her head before flipping her tray on her and stormed out.

I figured Alex would’ve left things at that and take Jess’ side like he always did bit apparently I was wrong; my actions must’ve spoken volumes since Alex followed me right out of the cafeteria.

I barely even got past the cafeteria doors before I felt Alex’s hand on my arm, trying to get me to stop leaving, “Jill, what the hell was that?”

I scoffed as I pulled my arm out of his grip, “Oh, now you can see me? Did that little show make me a blip on your radar?” I continued walking, heading for my locker to grab some things before leaving school entirely. I really couldn’t stand going through the rest of the day with how mad I am at Alex on my mind while sitting next to him in class.

I was in the middle of grabbing my things when he walked up and stood beside me; I didn’t even have to look at him to know he was pissed and confused. He always got like this whenever I got mad at him without telling him why.

“You want to explain what the hell that’s supposed to mean?” He crossed his arms over his chest.

I didn’t look at him as I spoke, “I don’t know, Alex, what is the one thing I tell you bothers me on multiple occasions?”

He sighed and shook his head, “What, Jess? Are you seriously going on about this again?”

I slammed my locker shut and looked at with the meanest glare that I could muster, “Are you serious?! Were you not just listening to the shit she was saying to me? Are you seriously that sucked into her when you’re together that you don’t see anything that’s going on around you?!”

Alex rubbed the bridge of his nose, “Jill, Jess didn’t mean anything by what she said, she was just teasing.”

I scoffed and rolled my eyes, “You are that sucked into her. Jess knew exactly what she was doing; she pushes my buttons every chance she gets. And you can’t see that!”

Alex rolled his eyes, “She’s just messing with you, stop taking it so seriously.”

“God, you always take her side. You never listen to me or believe me.” I wanted to just leave this entire conversation right now; I could feel tears just pooling in my eyes.

“I don’t take Jess’ side, I-”

“Just shut up for once, okay? Because if this is the same bullshit about how Jess is an angel and I’m just overreacting then I don’t want to hear it.”

I pushed past him and started heading for the exit but Alex just wouldn’t let it go.

“So that’s just it?! You’re just gone walk away and not finish this?!”

I turned around to face him, “Finish this? The only way we could finish this is if you take your head out of Jess’ ass and think about me for a change.”

“I think about you all the time. And my head is not up Jess’ ass, she’s my friend.”

“Don’t be stupid; Jess doesn’t want your friendship, she wants your dick.”

Alex got really mad after that, “Don’t you ever talk about her like that.”

I stared at him in disbelief, “Oh my god! You’re in love with her!” I scoffed and shook my head, “Of course you are, I should’ve known.”

Alex shook his head, “No! What are you talking about?! I don’t love her.”

I looked at him with sad eyes, “That’s a lie and we both know it,”

Before Alex could say anything else, the cafeteria doors opened again with Zach running out and my guess, he was looking for me.

The second he saw us, Zach came running towards us and stood in front of me, placing his hands on my shoulders, “Are you okay? I saw what happened with Jess.”

I glanced at Alex before looking at my brother, “‘Yeah, I’m fine. I just…can’t be here right now. I wanna go home.” I looked up at him, pleading silently with just a look.

Zach sighed and nodded, “I’ll take you home.” He took a deep breath and turned to face Alex; I could see from the way he stood that there was a glare on his face.

I grabbed his arm and tried to pull him back, “Zach, please don’t-”

He held a hand up to silence me and I knew once Zach got worked up, there was no stopping him. “What’d you do to my sister?” he said to Alex.

Alex sighed, “I didn’t do anything.”

“Exactly. If you were her so-called friend then you would’ve stood up for her but you just sat there on your ass and did nothing. Don’t ever come near her until you learn to grow a pair.”

Zach turned, taking my upper arm in his hand and ushered me towards the door but Alex spoke up.

“I don’t love Jess. I love you, Jill.”

I stopped in my tracks, prompting Zach to stop as well. I could feel his eyes on me, “Jill, we can just go. You don’t have to say anything to him.”

I sighed, “It’s okay.” I turned around to face Alex, “I want to believe you, Alex…but I can’t. If you loved me, you’d fight for it. If you loved me, you’d show it. If you loved me, you’d fight for me. do you even know what love is? I mean, really, do you, Alex?”

He just looked at me with a heartbroken look in his eyes and before this moment, I would’ve pulled him into a hug until he felt better but this time was different. I wanted him to feel what I felt.

I took a deep breath as I looked him straight in his eyes,  "Think about that, Alex.“

Neither of us waited for Alex to say anything else; Zach took my arm again and we left the school. As we got outside, Zach took my bag, taking his hand off my arm and wrapping his arm around my shoulders. He let me cry into his chest until we got to the car and didn’t try to talk to me all the way home.

Zach walked with me to my room and left me alone; he could tell that I needed nothing more than to be by myself. He kissed the top of my head and told me to shout if I needed anything. I curled up in my bed after he left and just couldn’t stop replaying everything that happened, especially the look on Alex’s face when I left.

Eventually, I drifted off to sleep only to be woken up by a weird sound at my window. I got up from bed only to frown at the sight in front of me.

Alex was crouched outside my window with a pleading look on his face. I figured he wasn’t going to leave until I let him in. I trudged over to my window and opened it, “What do you want, Standall?”

“Wow, last names. Things must be serious.” I knew he was trying to lighten the mood but it was not working one bit. He sighed, “Okay, that was shit. Can I come in or are we going to continue this conversation out here and eventually Zach will come barging in here.”

I knew he was right; Zach would hear us talking as loud as we were and probably beat Alex to a pulp when he saw him. I stood back from the window and let Alex hop into my room; he stood in the middle of my room whereas I stayed by the window with my arms crossed over my chest.

I sighed, “You obviously came for a reason so out with it. I don’t have all day.”

Alex stuffed his hands in his pockets and just sighed, “I meant what I said, Jill. I know you know that.”

I could from the look in his eyes earlier that he meant everything he said but it hurt too much to accept it. I sighed, “That’s not the point, Alex.”

“No, the point is I abandoned my best friend. The point is that when I did the one thing that required a serious set of brass balls, you didn’t believe me because I screwed up.” He sighed, taking one step towards me, “The point is…is that I wasn’t there when you needed me and I’m sorry.”

It broke my heart to hear him say what he said, it only hurt more to look him in the eye while he did it. I kept one arm wrapped around me while I moved my free hand to my neck, placing my hand on the necklace Alex gave me for my birthday.

I twisted it in my hand, taking a few breaths to keep myself from breaking down before I could even get a word out. “You meant it. You love me.”

He sighed and nodded, the two of us closing the space between us. “I’ve never felt this way before and I’m terrified, to be honest.

Keeping my hand on my necklace, I moved my free hand and took his in my own, lacing my fingers with his. “To be honest…I’m terrified too.” I got on the tips of my toes and placed a kiss on his cheek, “But we got this right? Dynamic Duo.”

He smirked at me and pulled me into his chest, wrapping his arms around me and kissing the top of my head, “That’s right, Jilly Bean, you and me against the world.”

I wrapped my arms around his waist and sighed, “I love you, Alex Standall.”

I could practically feel him smiling as he wrapped his arms tighter around me, “I love you, Jill Dempsey,”

I don’t know how long we stood there but I didn’t care; eventually, we made our way to my head and just laid next to each other before slowly drifting asleep in each other’s arms.

anonymous asked:

What do you think about amanda and her story arc?

Oh, God, I don’t know how long this has been here, but I’m so sorry!

Anyway, Amanda and her story arc, hmm. I’ve been a bit disappointed with it. I feel like it’s been one step forward, two steps back. I’d like to see some writing for her independent of Sidney. I want more for her, to be honest. I want to see more of her as a mother, a single mother, and thrive.

Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.5
  • Erza: Movie time!!
  • Natsu: *groan*
  • Gajeel: What movie are we watching?
  • Erza: well, It's about you, Gray, and Natsu.
  • Gray: There's a movie about us?
  • Erza: *inserts The Three Stooges*
  • __
  • Wendy: Gajeel sing! :D
  • Natsu: Wendy No.
  • Gray: oh god no.
  • Gajeel: Well *fixes imaginary tie* if you insist
  • Gajeel: *opens mouth*
  • Wendy: You can stop now.
  • ___
  • Natsu: Guys..
  • Gray: What is it this time?
  • Natsu: Lucy's mad at me.
  • Gajeel: oh jeez what did you do this time?
  • Natsu: I DONT KNOW. WE WERE AT THE MALL AND EATING AND SAID HOW SHE LIKED TO EAT A LOT AND--
  • Gajeel: stop. you gone and fuck up right there.
  • _____
  • Gajeel: *singing in the shower*
  • Gray: wait a minute i recognize that song anywhere...
  • Gajeel: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
  • Gray: ...
  • ____
  • *It Was The Annual Spring Cleaning*
  • *Insert novela tv opening*
  • Gray: *dancing with the broom* mi corazon.
  • Gajeel: *laughing his ass out*
  • Natsu: He's not gay. He's not gay. He's.. so fucking gay
  • ____
  • Levy: Hey Gajeel.
  • Gajeel: Yeah?
  • Levy: Have i ever said how calm your family is?
  • Gajeel: No?
  • Levy: Good because then I'd lying.
  • *insert yelling about poptarts downstairs*
  • ____
  • *At The Park*
  • Natsu: It's so normal..
  • Gray: Yup. *eats an ice cream*
  • Gajeel: *puts his cat on the swings and swings Lily*
  • Natsu&Gray: .....
  • Natsu: Nevermind.
  • ____
  • *After The Park Going Home*
  • Gajeel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OF COURSE IT'S NORMAL TO SWING A CAT ON A SWING.
  • Natsu: *rolls his eyes*
  • Gray: Alright if you say so.
  • *They get off and enter the house *
  • Erza: Hey guys welcome back.
  • Erza: .
  • Erza: Where's Wendy?
  • AllThree: HOLY SHIT.
  • ___
  • Wendy: *sits on the swing*
  • Woman: where's your parents?
  • Wendy: Probably just remembering about my existence . *smiles and swings*
  • Woman: *walks away quickly*
  • Wendy: *continues swinging*
  • ___
  • Gray: IM HOME! *enters the house only to hear giggling*
  • Erza: And this is Gray when he was only 2. His ass is probably still the same color.
  • Juvia: *giggling*
  • Gray: erza why..
  • Erza: Oh hey Gray. Just showing Juvia your baby pictures.
  • Gray: ...erza why..
  • ___
  • Erza: GUYS GUESS WHAT!
  • Gajeel: What?
  • Erza: IM GOING ON A SECOND DATE WITH JELLAL.
  • Natsu: Really? Thats great! Someone actually likes you!
  • Gray: ohhhhhh burn!
  • Erza: *goes into the kitchen*
  • Gray: what is she..
  • Erza: *comes back outside eating the last poptart*
  • Natsu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Gray: NO WHY.
  • Gajeel: beyond cruel..
  • ____
  • Lucy: Hey Gray.
  • Gray: Hey sister in law
  • Lucy: S-sister in law?!
  • Gray: Wait natsu hasnt asked? Oh nvm forget what i said.
  • Lucy: WHAT?!
  • ___
  • Natsu: GRAY, WHAT DID YOU TELL LUCY.
  • Gray: IT WAS GAJEELS IDEA
  • ___
  • Gajeel: *screaming* THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE WALL.
  • Gray: AW HELL NO *runs out the house*
  • Natsu: NO NO NO NOPE. *walks the opposite direction*
  • Gajeel: SOMEONE HAS TO FUCKING KILL IT.
  • Wendy: *puts a cup over it with paper under* Loooooooook gajeel. *gets closer*
  • Gajeel: NO GET RID OF IT. *defending self with a pillow*
  • Erza: Oh my fucking god, it's just a fucking spider.
  • _____
  • Gajeel: I cant believe you actually let her keep the damn spider.
  • Wendy: *in the backround smiling*
  • Natsu: Erza, It's either us or the spider.
  • Erza: Spider.
  • Gray: erza think about what you're doing.
  • Erza: spider.
  • Gajeel: fuCK.
  • ___
  • Wendy: Guys i lost the spider...
  • Gray: well lets find it so i can kill it.
  • Wendy: T-T
  • Gray: *spider on his back*
  • Wendy: uh..
  • Gray: well dont just stand there.
  • Wendy: But the--
  • Gray: WENDY, what can possible be the matter?
  • Natsu: DONT WORRY GRAY ILL SAVE YOU *comes from behind with a frying pan*
  • ___
  • Part 6? : D
  • <strike> did i forget to mention the spider's name was Clarence? </strike>
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Creepy Guest Book Entries Found

DAY 1 -[Morale] is high -We just arrived house is nice, warm, full of family. Food is good, and beds are nice, a bit rainy and windy but fun all the same. I think I’m [gonna] like it here :) -Devin

DAY 2 -That’s odd, there was no one on the beach today, it seems extra quiet. The construction workers didn’t show up today. We stayed inside today because the sky only cleared twice for us to go outside, the thanksgiving dinner was great, but now we’re almost out of food, haha my mom’s going shopping tomorrow at least. -Devin

DAY 3 This is getting really weird, on her way to the store there was no one around, the store was empty and seemed locked. Where is everyone?

-Please contact

DAY 4 -Things are bad, Dad went scouting and never came back, now we’re down to 1 car and it’s out of gas. Food and [morale] is low, tv and radios are down as well as the internet, oh God, where is everyone? -Devin

DAY 5 -Electricity went out, we’re practically starving. Please, anyone. [Coyotes] have invaded town, and they’re aggressive. Nate went out the other day and didn’t come back, now we only go outside rarely and in pairs. I think this is driving me crazy, I’m not remembering things -Devin

DAY 6 -Oh God, we’re forgetting! everyone slowly, Ned forgot his name and mom forgot she was ever married, what’s happening to us?? Why am I writing these? Nevermind that, we need food badly! I would love to eat some… some… what do I want? I need to lie down. -Div…

DAY 7 -[Where], why? How? We’re dropping like flies. Oscar woke up this morning and didn’t know how to walk. Where’s mom? Where’s Nate? Where, where, where, where, oh God I’m losing it help PLEASE -D

Source:X

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Now let’s go to sleep, I have a feeling I’ll be late for school tomorrow…

(spoiler alert, she couldn’t even sleep, she squealed in her bed until her alarm went off… and so did he) 

it took me…. so long…… to finish this….. it wasn’t supposed to get this long, holy shit……….

ANYWAY, ANON WHO REQUESTED A REVEAL, I hope you like this… I know this isn’t exactly what you asked for but it’s what i could do. also please pretend you can’t notice i had no idea what i was doing 

EDIT: the text is a bit hard to read, so I wrote it down under the cut: 

Keep reading

[the paladins are sitting around in the lounge, not doing much. pidge is typing on her computer]

pidge: guys. oh my god.

hunk: what is it?

pidge: so…so you know my immortal? 

lance: do you mean the peak of english literature? yes, we know my immortal.

keith: i read it unironically. bad decision.

shiro: i read it while it was still a work in progress. you’re all babies.

pidge: …anyway, someone found out who the author was.

hunk: holy shit, seriously? 

shiro: i never thought i’d live to see the day…

pidge: that’s not all. she declared it to be gay culture.

[the room breaks out in yelling for a solid five minutes]

allura: …i’m sorry, but what is this “my immortal” you speak of? it sounds important to earthern culture and i’d like to learn more about it.

[silence falls over the room as the paladins look around at each other]

shiro: [takes a deep breath] it all started with the iconic line, “hi my name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.”

Months pass after the Alternate universe incident and Lance learns that the paladins don’t want Lance. They don’t want someone who’s a joke. They want someome different. Although he hates to admit it, he knows, they want Black paladin Lance. They want serious, I’ll fuck you up Lance. So he forces himself to change. He gets quieter, more ‘respectful’. He abandons his skincare routine and he trains so much more. He doesnt sleep near as much. He felt empty. Blank. Emotionless. But this is what they wanted. This was war. He needed to do this. They didn’t realize he’d changed until one dinner, he was completely silent, he ate amd once he finished, shiro asked him a yes or no question. Lance answered with yes sir before retreating to his room. The table was quiet.
Pidges heart dropped and she paled.
“Oh god- oh god! Guys- he’s changed. How did we not realize, him not talking, not flirting…training..guys…what have we done?” She whispered.
“We fucked up is what we did.” Keith stood up.
“We need to find him. Like now.” Keith immediately pushed away from the table, walking through the doors. Pidge followed close behind him. Hunk looked at Shiro and stood up.
“Let’s go.” Shiro nodded.
“Where do we check first?” Hunk spoke.
“The training room.” Pidge suggested. “If he’s not there, we’ll check his room. Then the lions hanger.”
So they checked the training room. They got nothing. Shiro knocked on Lances door.
“Lance? Buddy you in there?”
Soon enough the doors opened. “Is there something you need sir?” Lances face was blank and his eyes were dull.
Shiro cringed. “Lance what’s wrong? Why are you acting like this?”
“I’m afraid I don’t understand what you mean.”
“Like this! Lance snap out of it!” Keith yelled, growling. “This isn’t you. You aren’t serious! Your a dweeb and we want that back!”
“Keith calm down.” Shiro turned.
“Lance, c'mon talk to us. We don’t like this. We miss your jokes. I miss your jokes. You were like my older brother. Please Lance.” Pidge whimpered, looking up at the cuban.
“I am only acting as you would want me to. It’s clear you don’t like me.” His voice was slightly broken. His eyes watering.
“That isn’t true! It isn’t true at all Lance.” Hunk took a step foward.

“It is, you don’t have to lie.” He whispered. 

is anyone else thinking about the symbolism between “i don’t like your kingdom keys, they once belonged to me” vs “baby i could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me” bc… she kept thinking she’d made it, to that magical place where everyone else seems to live, only to find they’d shown her the palace and then locked her out of it. she kept trying to build her castle, save her reputation if you will, and they still went out of their way to make her look like the bad guy.

✰ * º ❛   that 70′s show sentence starters   ❜

‘  you know what your problem is? i’m too good looking.  ’
‘  god, what did you have for breakfast this morning? carnation instant bitch?  ’
‘  oh, is this what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna fight?  ’
‘  because you’re breaking up the band, yoko!  ’
‘  an apple? where’s my candy, you son of a bitch.  ’
‘  she told me she loves me and then i told her i loved cake…  ’
‘  how’d you’d like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?  ’
‘  look, if i could run across the beach into my own arms, i would.  ’
‘  you know he never liked phones. he said he could hear voices in ‘em.  ’
‘  when my time comes, i wanna be buried facedown so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.  ’
‘  you know what your problem is? you’re really cute… so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.  ’
‘  god, we are such the… perfect couple?  ’
‘  you’re cold? well damn, i can’t control the weather!  ’
‘  the gym, or as i like to call it, the institute of things i can’t do.  ’
‘  well, i’d like to help but… not as much as i’d like not to.  ’
‘  don’t put me in your fantasies. i don’t even like being in your real life.  ’
‘  i don’t like people. i like rock n’ roll, sex, and pizza – in that order.  ’
‘  i’m not loving anybody that i’m not legally required to.  ’
‘  and if somebody doesn’t tell me i’m cute in the next five minutes, i’m gonna scream!  ’
‘  don’t hate me because i’m beautiful.  ’
‘  i can’t count on much in this crazy world, but i can always count on you.  ’
‘  i’m going to go out, meet some boys and crush their hearts one by one.  ’
‘  where zen ends, ass kicking begins.  ’
‘  you guys are fighting like cats and whores.  ’
‘  cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake.  ’
‘  well, my head says no, but my heart says no.  ’
‘  the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood.  ’
‘  hey man, if you don’t get caught, everything’s legal.  ’
‘  yeah, but god didn’t see that. i was in my van, and he can’t see through lead.  ’
‘  college is for ugly girls who can’t get modeling contracts.  ’
‘  college is for women who don’t want to marry the first idiot they meet and squeeze out his bastard moron children.  ’
‘  i was never happy. i was just less pissed off.  ’
‘  sometimes when i’m alone, i just love to cuddle.  ’
‘  i have a definite opinion on this… i don’t care.  ’
‘  when he’s unhappy, i know our relationship is in good shape.  ’
‘  all right, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass.  ’
‘  that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.  ’
‘  we have some breaking news: i’m toasted.  ’
‘  but i don’t want to go outside. there are people out there.  ’
‘  oh, please. i’m a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son of a bitch.  ’
‘  no, i’m not pouting. that would upset our routine. god knows i wouldn’t want to move in a new direction and accidentally slip in a puddle of fun or anything.  ’
‘  i’ve just decided being sad is a waste of my time.  ’
‘  he called me ugly on the inside and the outside. i’m sorry, but he’s just wrong about the outside part.  ’
‘  i don’t really cook much. i just plan on getting by on my looks.  ’
‘  no, no, no, you just don’t move on from me. i’m like alcohol. you need a twelve-step program to break my smell.  ’
‘  you know, being here under the stars, sitting on the grass makes me really glad i’m not poor.  ’
‘  the person i love the most is me!  ’
‘  i was voted most popular, best legs, and now godmother? what can’t i do?  ’
‘  why am i alone and all of you less attractive people are happy?  ’
‘  it’s better to have loved and loss than to be butt ugly.  ’
‘  okay, i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: everyone loves me.  ’
‘  why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?  ’
‘  i got a lot of free time. i mainly use it to nap and cry.  ’
‘  i’ll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.  ’
‘  have you been in bed all day?  ’
‘  last night i only slept like… nine hours.  ’
‘  i pity you because you’re dumb.  ’
‘  responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.  ’
‘  they want to kill rock n’ roll because they know it makes us horny, man.  ’
‘  i would love car sex… or just sex… or just a car.  ’
‘  no, i don’t feel bad. i don’t feel anything.  ’
‘  man, think about it. we hold information that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friends… i live for days like this!  ’
‘  it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die.  ’
‘  talking isn’t gonna help me, okay? what’s gonna help me is, like, drinking.  ’
‘  hey, yeah, that’s the worst idea i’ve ever heard!  ’
‘  i wish i was an octopus.  ’
‘  thanks, but i’ve gotta go to sleep because i have a big day of misery ahead of me.  ’
‘  life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you.  ’
‘  well, for your information, i’m already sorry i was ever born.  ’
‘  i don’t have a hickey. i was using a curling iron.  ’
‘  give me a reason why i shouldn’t set you on fire.  ’
‘  i’m a hottie, you’re a nottie.  ’
‘  prison is not an option for me, okay? i can’t pee in front of other people.  ’
‘  man, time really flies when you take two naps a day.  ’
‘  oh, no. now i have to act normal.  ’
‘  oh, i just remembered i can’t loan it to you on account of i hate you.  ’
‘  i’ve been diagnosed with a disease that makes me irresistible to women.  ’
‘  you know what the best thing god ever did was? boobs.  ’
‘  i’m like ketchup. i go good on everything!  ’
‘  when we were about to fool around and i said that i washed my hands, but i really just got done playing with like six dogs.  ’
‘  there’s a rabbit stuck in a tree and i want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.  ’
‘  if this is about maturity then i want nothing to do with it.  ’
‘  a wedding without a trampoline? that’s crazy talk.  ’
‘  i don’t wanna blink ‘cause i’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.  ’
‘  you seem normal around your family, but out in the real world, you’re kinda nuts.  ’
‘  i could get arrested. i could go to girl prison. this freakin’ rocks!  ’
‘  my parents are fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides, but i can’t because they’re both idiots.  ’
‘  why would sally sell seashells down by the seashore? i mean, that’s a terrible location for a seashell stand.  ’
‘  i’m not strong, but i know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.  ’
‘  i don’t have feelings for him. i just hate that bitch for making him happy.  ’
‘  i’m not jealous, i just want to pop that inflatable bitch and watch her fly around the room.  ’
‘  hello, it is me, the object of your desire.  ’
‘  i’m a beautiful girl with a shrill, demanding voice. i’m pretty hard to ignore.  ’
‘  a gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever.  ’
‘  you see, a more productive use of my time is revenge.  ’
‘  i cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth.  ’
‘  i don’t answer stupid questions.  ’

Another Member Catches The Two Of You During Your “Alone Time”

Suho:

Kai: Oh my god!

*Suho quickly forces you under the sheets to hide you from sight*

Suho: What’s wrong??

Kai: You’re doing that with others in the house??

Suho: Doing what?? I’m not doing anything

Kai: I know (Y/N)’s under the sheets

Suho: (Y/N)?? She’s at home! What are you talking about??

Kai: Suho, you’re digging yourself a hole

Suho: Nothing’s happening! I was sleeping!

Originally posted by veriloquentmind


Kai:

When D.O walked in on the two of you, he knew to be afraid. Kai hated being disturbed when he was spending ‘alone time’ with his girl

*walks into the bedroom*

D.O: Oh shit!

Kai: Out.

D.O: I’m sorry, I-

Kai: Out.

D.O: O-okay I’m leaving

*D.O slowly walks backwards towards the door*

Kai: Hurry!

*D.O runs out the room and Kai turns back to you with a smirk on his face*

Kai: Now… Where were we…

Originally posted by dailykimjongin


Lay:

After being caught by Chanyeol, Lay walks into the living room where he hears laughter from the rest of the guys. When Lay comes into view their laughs only increase

Lay: Yeah that’s it. Laugh it up guys! At least I can get a girl!

Originally posted by sasshunontheloose


Chen:

*hears door creak open*

Chen: If we don’t move then maybe he won’t notice us-

Sehun: Chen?! Oh my god! Guys! Hey, guys! *leaves room*

Chen: Well it was nice knowing you (Y/N)

(Y/N): Chen? What are you talking about?

Chen: Oh nothing. Just that Sehun’s gone and told the other guys about this and now my life is over

Originally posted by co-kai-ne


Xiumin:

*Lay barges into your room with a large baseball bat in his hands*

Lay: Where is he??!!

Xiumin: LAY WHAT THE FUCK!

Lay: Where’s the burglar??

Xiumin: What??

Lay: I heard (Y/N) screaming!

*you blush*

Xiumin: It’s not a burglar you freak!

Lay: Well why else would (Y/N) be screaming?? It’s like 2 in the morning

Xiumin: Urgh! Lay I swear to god if you don’t leave and let me continue then I’ll hurt you!

Originally posted by secrethideoutme


Baekhyun

*in the middle of a heated moment with you*

Suho: Baekhyun!

*Baekhyun immediately jumps away from you and quickly tries to cover himself up*

Baekhyun: What are you doing in here?!

Suho: What do you mean?? This is the living room! On the sofa?? Really?!

Baekhyun: Oh my god leave already!!

Originally posted by cyoels


Sehun

Chen: The youngest is finally becoming a man!

Surprised, Sehun turns and throws pillow at Chen, missing him as he shuts the door just in time

Sehun: Yep. They’re never going to let me live this one down

Originally posted by exomystyle


Chanyeol

Baekhyun walks into the room looking down at his phone, not expecting you to be there with Chanyeol. You both don’t realise anyone’s walked in at first until you hear a loud scream

Baekhyun: AAHH! MY EYES!

Chanyeol: BAEKHYUN?! GET OUT!

Originally posted by chanyeolpictures


D.O

*Sehun walks into the room, eyes widening when he sees you and Kyungsoo together in bed*

D.O: NO! NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE’S GOING ON! PLEASE LEAVE, LIKE, NOW!

Originally posted by exoturnback

anonymous asked:

Steve has a crush on Tony and shly asks Tony to dance

Okay. Okay. Showtime. 

Steve could do this.


…He could do this, right?


Oh god. What if… what if Tony said no? What if everyone in the school hall saw him and laughed? What if he fell and then knocked Tony over and then-


“Steve?” Tony asked curiously, little finger shoving the glasses further up his nose as he looked expectantly over at Steve, who had been stood sputtering for a good five seconds at that point.

Over Tony’s shoulder, Miss Lewis gave him the thumbs up and beamed. He’d admitted to her about his crush and she’d been the one to suggest asking him for a dance at their annual Christmas party in the first place.

It had seemed like such a good idea at the time. Not quite so much now.


“I-I-I…uhm,” Steve attempted to speak, but he was so nervous that the words got stuck in his throat and oh god, he was never going to be able to even look at Tony after this-

“Steve, hey, you don’t… do you need an inhaler? Are you having an attack?” Tony asked worriedly, hands shoving into his pockets and coming up eventually, this time clutching an inhaler between bony fingers.

Which he had apparently been carrying about with him. For Steve.

“No, no,” Steve assured him hurriedly, which only prompted Tony to look even more confused, oh, damn-

“Willyoudancewithme?”

God. God god god god god god-

Tony paused, and then his eyes widened, just a fraction. “I- what did you say?”


Uh oh. Steve had ruined everything. Tony was going to be grossed out and then that would be it, no more friendship, goddamn it, what had he done-


“Did you… did you just ask me to dance with you?” Tony asked quietly, and Steve felt like he might start having an asthma attack for real now, but all he could do was nod miserably and start backing away, apology on his lips.

Tony caught him by the arm before he could take another step, and he… was he blushing? What- yes- that was a definite blush that coated his cheeks, what the heck-

“I would like to,” he mumbled, rubbing a hand down the back of his neck and looking at his impeccably shined shoes, “I mean- if you would. I’m not- like, if you don’t, I get that, I’m not- I- uh, yeah, I’ve actually been meaning to… uhhh… ask. You. Myself. But- but you sorta got in there first-”

Steve cut off Tony’s little rambling speech with a beam and a hand that reached out to grab Tony’s own, pulling them backward and toward the dancefloor. Tony’s eyes widened again, and he was positively bright red as he smiled back and curled his fingers around the back of Steve’s palm.

Steve thought he heard Miss Lewis cheer from somewhere over the other side of the room, but he didn’t look over. He had more important matters to think of at that moment.

Like the fact that he had just bagged himself a dance. With Tony.


And as he looked over at the other boy’s happy little face in front of him, he had the strangest feeling that it was going to be the best Christmas ever

Running Late (Dad!Shawn Mendes x Reader)

Summary: A very domestic dad shawn imagine

Originally posted by smendesgifs

Y/s/n= your sons name. Y/d/n= your daughters name

Shawn’s eyelids fluttered open at the sound of birds chirping in the cold Toronto air. Turning to his side, he spotted his beautiful wife Y/N laying there, sound asleep.

“Y/N.” he cooed, kissing all over her face.

She groaned, squeezing her eyes shut. Shawn chuckled admiring her face. Let’s just say she was tired because they didn’t only sleep last night, Shawn smirked at the thought. He turned over to glance at his alarm clock to see that it was perfect time for him to wake up the kids.

He and Y/N took turns taking Y/D/N and Y/S/N to school, and Shawn definitely had the history of getting them late. Who could blame him, he loved his kids so much he didn’t always want to let them go.

And so with one last kiss to Y/N’s forehead, Shawn hopped out of bed and put his slippers on. Crossing the hallway, he visited a bright purple room first.

Dodging the hundreds of stuffed animals on the ground, he walked up to his daughter’s tiny bed, where she was snoring softly.

He smiled at her little face, and tucked a strand behind her ear just like he does to Y/N.

She stirred, waking up.

“Daddy! Helloo. “

“Hello darling.” Shawn chuckled at her.

“I don’t want to go to school.” She muttered.

“Aw sweetheart, you know you have to.”

“I don’t want to.”

“Love, is there something bothering you?” Shawn asked.

At this, she giggled.

“Hehehe you only call mommy love!”

“Well, I can use it for you sometimes too. Here, let’s sit you up.”

Shawn sat on her bed and placed Y/D/N on his lap. She rested her head on his chest as Shawn took her hand in his.

“Well, I have my oral presentation today.” She told her dad.

“And I’m guessing you’re nervous?”

“Yeah…”

“Well lemme tell you something darling, I know how you feel.”

“How do you deal with nerves before you perform?”

“Well, I take deep deep breathes. You know, in and out, in and out slowly… And then, I ease my mind. I think of things I’m thankful for, people I’m thankful of having in my life.”

“Didja think about mommy?”

“Hmm? Oh yeah, boy did I think about your mommy when I was on tour.”

“Did you miss her daddy?”

“So badly, kitten, so badly.”

Shawn looked through the hallway back at his bedroom.

“Anyway, how about some pancakes to cheer you up eh?”

Shawn put her down for her so she can get dressed, and walked across to his son’s room.

On the way, a furry little grey dog ran into him.

“Hey boy! How you doin, had a good sleep?” He said, scratching his neck and patting him on the head. “Go find Y/N, she’ll want to cuddle with ya.”

And he ran off to their bedroom.

Checking his watch for the time, Shawn mentally swore. The little talk with Y/D/N took a little longer than expected, and now if they didn’t hurry up they would be late.

“Hey buddy, what’s up?” Shawn called out to his son.

Y/S/N was bent over his desk, scribbling away.

“Dude, did you leave your homework last minute again?”

“Whaaa no of course not dad.”

“Well, c’mon buddy let’s go downstairs to have some breakfast.”

Shawn picked his 7 year old son up and went down the stairs to a waiting Y/D/N.

Y/S/N took a seat beside Y/D/N at the kitchen table, as Shawn started to get pans out.

“Guys, I don’t think we have time for pancakes.”
“What, daddy you promised.” Y/D/N frowned.

“Whatever, what’s 16+23?”

“Y/D/N, do you want to be late or not have pancakes?”

“I don’t care about being late, you do.” She giggled. “You and mommy have a contest on who gets us on time the most often.”

“Ugh, you little geniuses know everything.” Shawn said to the ceiling.

“Yo dad, what’s 16+23?”

“Daddy, the pancake mix is in the first cabinet on the left!”

Oh god, Shawn thought.

“Why did I have kids again?” He whispered to himself.

“Because you loved me and wanted to start a family.” Y/N smirked, standing at the bottom of the staircase. “Need a hand babe?”

“Yes PLEASE.” Shawn exhaled with relief.

Y/N chuckled, as she walked in the kitchen.

“You get started on pancakes, and I’ll sort out Y/S/N’s homework.” She said, putting her hands on Shawn’s waist.

“Thank you, you’re the best.” Shawn grinned down at her, starting to kiss her neck and lips.

“Guys!” Y/S/N rolled his eyes.

“Hmm right, pancakes!” Shawn moved away from Y/N to proceed to the stove, as she went to sit beside Y/S/N to help him on his math.

+

“Alright bye guys! Have a wonderful day; Y/D/N you’ll do wonderful on your presentation and Y/S/N, don’t forget about your soccer practice at 4.” Shawn bent down to hug both his kids before they ran off to the playground.

“How are they already 7 and 6 years old?” Y/N pondered, laying her head on Shawn’s shoulder.

“No freaking clue.” Shawn responded, laying his head on top of hers and putting his hand on her waist, pulling her towards him.

“Okay, we should go home; I’m in sweatpants and a cami and I’m freezing.” Y/N shivered, snuggling up to her husband.

“Yeah, I got an interview in half an hour.”

“Wait Shawn isn’t your interview at 9?”

“Yeah, it’s 8:30.”

“SHIT SHAWN I’M LATE FOR A MEETING AT WORK.”

+

“So, I guess I’m not the only one who runs late every once in a while eh?” Shawn chuckled from behind the counter with a coffee in his hand.

Y/N raised her eyebrows at him as she ran to the closet to grab a pair of heels.

“Shawn, will you zip me up?” She said.

“Of course love.” Shawn stood up to help her. “Hey today, I called Y/D/N love and she noticed I always call you that haha.”

“Ookay, I gotta run; I’m so late. Bye you dork.” Y/N kissed Shawn on the cheek before going out the front door to the driveway.

Shawn smirked at her from the door.

“Hey I’m still winning, you’ve been late three more times now than me!” Y/N called out from her car.

Shawn laughed.

“I love you!” He called out to her.

Going back into the house, he smiled. He was so incredibly happy, with his life right now. He was married to Y/N, the love of his freaking life and every day with her was just as exciting as when they were first dating. And he had his two amazing kids.

He glanced at the clock. 9:01.

“Damnit!” He cried out, grabbing his coat and running out the door.

2

Imagine: 

Harry was doing Carpool Karaoke with James and since they were really close, James had brought up you and your daughter in a conversation. 

“So, the other day, we were talking about your daughter and how she’s learned something new,” James laughed. 

“Oh, God, yes,” Harry said shaking his head. “She just turned four, right, and she’s turned into a bit of a dramatic.” 

“Really? What does she do?” James laughed. 

“Well, you know how most kids when they don’t get their way, they’ll just stomp their foot or give a pout face?” Harry asked. 

“Oh, yeah, my kids do it all the time,” James nodded. 

“Well, Y/D/N takes it to do a different level,” he laughed. “Like, she does the pouting thing and stomps her foot, but she’ll like splash water on her face and then turn to face me or her Mum and just scream, ‘I’m really upset,’ at the top of her lungs.” 

“She doesn’t?” James laughed. 

“Oh, but she does,” he laughed. “It’s honestly one of the cutest things ever and it’s so funny, so the entire time that Y/N and I are trying to get on to her, we’re holding back from laughing.” 

“If she’s like that at four, you’re in for a wild ride buddy,” James laughed. 

“Don’t I know it,” Harry laughed. 

like-bubbles123  asked:

Whats gonna happen?!?!

@minicartoon:  Dominic YOU DARE TRY AND HURT THEM and I will kill you!!!!

 @stormyrae1987:  Oh no, Dominic if you do anything to those kiddos I’m not gonna be very friendly about it!

@askbrittney:  Hazel you might wanna go inside!

@lilyfirealpha:  DONT YA DARE TELL MEH HE GONNA HURTS EM Ima kill him if he does..

@pastelthewolf:  Well hello Dominic *clenches fist* would you like to go to Spain or Germany on this fine day. (I swear to god Dominic, touch those kids and you won’t be able to see the light of day)

@artgirl9000:  Hazel run inside with Conner now! No questions run 🏃‍♀️

@dshine12:  Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about this. I hope he doesn’t hurt them

Anonymous:  …. DOMINIC GET THE HELL AWAY IF YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING COMMON SENSE IN YOUR SHITTY HEAD

Anonymous:  OH S**T ITS DOMINIC, HE FOUND BEKKAH AND CUP’S HOUSE, AND TO MAKE MATTERS EVEN WORSE, HE SEES THEIR KIDS!! I pray to god he doesn’t hurt them! D: STAY AWAY, DOMINIC OR YOU WILL GET YOUR A** BEAT!!! >:C

@lunarthewolfcreations:  Hazel Be Careful, I’m Sure Something Isn’t Right.

@ishdiana:  Waiiiitt, if Dominic sees the kids… WHAT IS HE GONNA DO TO THEM >~<

Hazel doesn’t look too happy.. according to her face and her teeth getting sharp, she has other plans than dying.

Courage || Peter Parker x Reader

Peter nervously fidgeted with his fingers as he glanced at the main entrance from the balcony where he stood. The Avengers facility had become a regular hangout place for him and he would visit often just to see you. He liked you a lot but getting a few sentences out around you was a task for him.

But after finally mustering up the courage, he decided it was finally time to ask you out.

Tony walked across the balcony sipping coffee from his mug and noticed Peter repeatedly looking at the entrance. Smirking, he made his away to him and poked him. “What’s up bug boy? Is she here yet?”

Peter shook his head. “What am I even gonna do when she gets here? Gawk at her like an idiot?”

“You’re already an idiot. But avoid that. Try being confident and be yourself.” He gave him a look. “Try using w-o-r-d-s.”

“Not helping Mr Stark.” Peter scratched the back of his neck.

“It wasn’t supposed it,” he said, slurping his coffee.

Peter opened his mouth to say something to Tony but immediately shut it as he saw a familiar face enter the facility. You strode in, your head held high as you doned a blue pant suit.

“Oh God she’s here,” Peter whispered. “Okay I can’t do this. I’ll maybe do this tomorrow.”

Peter tried walking away but Tony grabbed the back of his shirt and restrained him, ensuring that he didn’t get away.

“Oh no you don’t! You said you were gonna talk to her today and that’s exactly what you’ll do,” Tony said with determination. “I’ve had enough of you giving her the heart eyes from a distance.”

Tony dragged Peter to you as Peter struggled against his grip but to no avail. He stopped, swinging Peter around so that he faced you.

“You better ask her out otherwise you’re gonna be drowning in paperwork,” Tony whispered in his ear before taking a few steps back.

Peter stood paralyzed as you talked to an agent with your back to him. Tony rolled his eyes as he saw Peter not moving so he stepped forward and shoved Peter in your direction.

Maybe Tony had pushed him a bit too hard or Peter just wasn’t prepared for it because he went barreling at you just as you were turning around to face him.

Peter’s eyes widened as he could do nothing to stop himself. Your hands flew out in front of yourself as they came in contact with Peter’s chest, and Peter’s hands weaved around your waist, holding you close as you both of you stumbled a few steps back.

Peter swore he stopped breathing because he did not think that this would be how today would turn out. He was still holding you by the waist and he just knew that you could feel his racing heartbeat under your fingers.

You looked up at him and smiled. “Hey Peter. Having a lovely day?”

Peter gulped, “The best.”

You brushed his hair back with your hand. “So what’s up?”

Peter realized that it couldn’t get more distressing than this so why not just ask you out. “Picnic me trip with Saturday at?”

You looked at him confused. “Didn’t catch that.”

Peter took a deep breath. “Do you want to go out with me on a picnic this Saturday?”

You looked stunned, clearly not expecting Peter to say what he had just said.

Peter’s heart crushed as he unraveled his arm from your waist and started to walk away. “Just nevermind. Forget I said anything.”

“No wait Peter,” you called out, grabbing him by his arm. “I would love to go out with you.”

Peter’s face flushed red as he struggled to say a word. “G-great. I’ll uh um well call…you?”

You grinned at him, pressing a kiss to his cheek. “That would be great.”

~Charlie

Fish: “And as for you, whoever you may be…" 

Oswald: “Oh, this man here? His name is Edward. Edward Nygma. That’s spelled E, as in Edward… D, W-”

Ed: "Dammit, Oswald!!!”

Oswald: “Sometimes he goes by Ed, or Eddie…”

Ed: “Stopppp iiiiiiittttt!!!!!”

john mulaney is a national treasure

so through very stressful but very fortunate chances, i got to see Oh Hello yesterday, which is john mulaney and nick kroll’s broadway show and I also got to meet mulaney at the stage door. the show was fucking incredible and i legitimately thought i was going to black out from lack of oxygen (nosebleed seats + literally nonstop gasping laughter + a 5 hour energy) but you can ask anyone who’s seen the show and they’ll tell you that. but anyway we’re waiting by the stage door and im shaking like a kid who’s about to meet their favorite comedian and has also chugged a 5 hour energy and is also cold because i am. and he comes out before nick kroll (who honestly i didnt even get a picture with because i was hype as shit for mulaney) and immediately starts taking pictures with people. and i notice that every person he walks up to he goes “Hi I’m John.” like. as if. we weren’t sure. (PRECIOUS) and im in like the second like layer of people up against the little barricade so im content with waiting because im still shaking like an idiot and would love to calm down so i dont say anything awkward because my mind has been drawing a blank on what to say to him all day. but the people in front of me say that my friends and i can talk to him first so im like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here we GO so he comes over like “Hi I’m John” and im gonna be honest I have really bad short term memory loss so I dont exactly remember what was said but I had him sign my playbill and i was like “sorry I have a giant clunky camera” (canon t3i) and he was like “thats okay do you know how to use it?” and i was like “yea you hit that little button there” and he’s like “okay” so he takes two 

and gives it back and then my friend asked him to sign his playbill and while mulaney did this i said for sOME REASON?? “I just have to tell you, I quote you like 2 times a day” because im DUMB and awkward. And quickly i was like “That’s probably weird to hear but like-” and he stops signing and looks at me and sincerely goes “That’s very nice.” and i was like !!!!!!!!! and I continued “You’ve kind of worked your way into my everyday speech” and he goes “So I Inceptioned you?” And I was like HAHHA YEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then my friend gave him his phone to take pics with in case my camera pics didnt turn out. and john mulaney decided he should take about 10 pictures in 3 seconds while moving said phone closer to his own face

so then we walked away bc it was late and about halfway down the block i stopped and went “i didn’t even make actual contact with him like i didn’t touch him. i didn’t hug him” and my friends were like ‘do we need to go back?’ and i was like “no im not gonna be weird like that he probably wants to leave and we were literally just there and going back for a hug would be weird” so we kept walking and realized we were going the wrong way which caused us to walk back past the street the stage door was down, prompting me to go back and obviously get my hug because didnt want to regret that for my whole life??

so im waiting and the security guard looks at me like ? and he goes “whatchu need” and i was like “d.. does he do hugs?” and he was like “…what?” and i was like oh my gOD kill me and i said louder “does he do hugs?” and he just looks at me and quietly goes “of course” and so im like yelling inside and john walks back over and im like “i was wondering if you do hugs” and he was like what and the security guard said louder so that he could hear because im quiet and scared of everything “This young lady wants to know if you do hugs” and he was like “Of course! She had a nice camera” and i gave him a hug and hes sO tall man hes taller than you think he’s at least like 5′11. and he shook my friends’ hands and he told my other firend that he had a cool jacket and he was like “Thanks for coming” and I was like “Yeah, well thanks for” and trailed off because I didn’t know what to say other than like ‘existing’ but he didnt notice so it’s okay. and then my friends walked back and i practically bounced down the street behind them and i’ll never shut up about it ever i hugged john mulaney

i love him i love john mulaney

B-baby? ~ Donatello x Pregnant Reader

One shot: Yes
Request: Yes
Can you do one where the reader finds out she is pregnant, and when she tells them, they just freeze up and it scares her so she leaves thinking they don’t want her. They eventually find her, apologize and say how happy they actually are. I would say with Raph or Donnie 2014-16 turtles. I don’t know if this would work or not; just an idea :).
Requester: fyreball66
Turtle version: Tmnt 2014/2016
Word count: 1587

Originally posted by t-raylodytello


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She’s the one bro ~ Vol.5

Originally posted by conormaynardaf

“When is this little one going to pop out.” You groaned head falling onto Conor’s shoulder.

“When he or she feels like it Y/N.” Conor laughed handing you some chocolate, “Plus it’s a Maynard baby, we are always late.”

It had been eight months since you found out you were pregnant, you had gone to the doctors the next morning and they relived you had already been pregnant for a month. Of course Jack was enthusiastic and practically jumped onto to Conor when he was telling him, you remember the look of horror on Conor’s face when he realised he had indeed walked in when you having sex and had got pregnant from it.

Right now though, you were a week past your due date and everyone was getting impatient; especially Jack. All he wanted was for a little Maynard to be running around the house, and finally have the family he wanted.

However, being a week past your due date meant that Jack still had to go and catch up on all those meetings he had been missing on. So that left you, Anna and Conor in the Maynard household by yourselves as Jack was in London and his parents were at work.

And it turns out lucky was not your side today.

You were sat on the sofa in between the oldest and youngest Maynard when you suddenly felt the need to go to the toilet, groaning and mumbling a ‘not again’ causing the two siblings to laugh you got and it only took you four steps out the living room when you felt it.

“Conor!” You screamed in panic, you heard both siblings jump up and run to the hall way where you stood with pure horror on your face. “The fucking water balloon popped.”

It went in the slow motion, Conor ran back into the living room to grab you phone so he can call the midwife and Anna, well Anna panicked. Badly. “Oh my fucking God, what do I d-”

“Anna.” You snapped softly, Anna looked up at you panic clear in her eyes. “Call Jack.”

You watched as she nodded and ran into the living room to get her phone, just as she left a pain surged within your body causing you to let a yelp. Conor ran back out with your phone pressed up to his ear, “You okay?”

“It hurts.” You moaned out and Conor quickly rushed that you were in pain to your midwife.

“Okay, um, Y/N. How much does it hurt?” Conor asked, throwing one of your arms over his shoulder.

You said two words that soon turned everyone in a mode of panic, “A lot.”

“Anna!” Conor shouted, “Hey Y/N, look we are going to take you to the hospital okay? It’s going to be okay.”

You nodded feeling the pain get worse, Anna had come out of the living room, shoes on her feet and her phone on speaker. “Jack won’t pick up.”

Conor muttered curse words at your boyfriend as he thought of a plan, “Okay, right, Anna hold Y/N as I get some shoes and my keys, call mum and dad. Y/N use your phone to call you parents and see if Jack will answer the phone to you okay? Okay? Good plan.”

Anna put your arm around your shoulder as Conor jumped over your water leak, Anna passed you your phone as your quickly called your mum telling her it was time and Anna did the same thing with her parents.

Just as you hung up, Conor came spirting down the hallway totally forgetting that there was a pulled of water because he went flying through it and slipped in the air. You had burst into laughter at the sight of a horrified Conor sat in the puddle of you water, “That’s fucking disgusting.” Conor spoke and shouted the last word.

It wasn’t till you had stopped laugh and moaned in pain everyone got back to their senses and the next thing you know you were rushed out into the car.

Picking your phone, you rang your boyfriend, “Heyyyyyyy, this is Jack I can-”

“I swear to shit I am going to fucking kill him.” You muttered untill an idea struck you, scrolling through your contacts you clicked on Lexi’s name and handed the phone to Anna as she was sat in the back seat with you.

“Y/N is ever-”

“Lexi its happening.” Anna panicked voice ran down the phone with Conor shouted curse words at over cars.


Lexi sat on the other side of the phone pale as a ghost, she jumped up from her seat and burst through the doors that held the live meeting Jack was doing. Jack was smiling towards the interviewer when Lexi burst into the room and he knew, he knew just then you were going to be having the baby.

She didn’t have to utter anything before Jack had jumped up from his chair and grabbed her phone out of her hands and started running down the corridors. “Baby?” He asked down the phone hearing Lexi run after him.

“Jack?” Anna asked wincing in pain when you squeezed her hand.

“Is she okay? What’s happening? I’m on my way.” Jack rushed pushing people out the way, one of those people having being Caspar who frowned watching one of his best friend spirt through people with Lexi spirting right behind him.

It took Caspar three seconds before he was running after them screaming at his manager who was gaping at him, “I’M NOT MISSING MY BEST FRIENDS BIRTH.”

Jack had managed to reach Lexis car, where Lexi had thrown him the keys and he was already in the car starting up the car with Lexi he quickly put the phone on speaker and threw it into her lap. He was about to ask Anna to pass the phone to you when he heard the back doors of the car being thrown open and someone jumping in the back seat.

He turned around and saw Caspar sat there putting his belt on, not even questioning how Caspar had found them he pulled out the parking space. “Pass the phone to Y/N.”

“Jack.” He heard your voice and he instantly frowned at the pain leaking within your voice.

“Baby listen, I am going to make this okay?” He spoke speeding through the streets of London.

You yelped in pain and Jack sped faster, “It’s going to take you at least two hours with traffic.”

Jack opened his mouth to speak but Caspar voice cut through “There’s no traffic it will take you an hour and a half.”

“Caspar?” You questioned confusingly.

“Hey shorty, anyway with the way Jack’s speeding it will probably take us an hour maybe less.”

“I don’t care how long it takes, if your ass does not get here by the time I’m squeezing this baby out I am going to murder you.” And with that you hung up leaving Jack to speed to Brighton.


“Listen very carefully Y/N, approximately twenty minutes you are going to have to start pushing. We need you to choose one person to stay in the room with you as well.” The doctor told you wearily knowing that Jack still hadn’t arrived.

Nodding your head, the doctor left you and the Maynard family, “If Jack doesn’t make it, Conor you better be fucking ready.”

“Me?” Conor asked surprised.

“No Connor Ball, yes fucking you.”

Conor nodded, holding your hand for every time you need to squeeze. The doctor came in a few minutes after holding some scrubs, “Have you chosen who will be staying in the time with you?”

Conor stood up holding his hand out ready to take them when a loud bang echoed the room and an out of breath sweaty Jack Maynard entered the room, “Am I late?”

“Oh thank the lord, I don’t know if I could have done that.” Conor sighed pushing the scrubs in Jack’s hands walking out the room, “This baby better be the best damn baby in the world, causing me heart attacks all day.”

“Jack.” You gritted out seeing him just staring you with a face of awe, “Put the damn scrubs on.”

Nodding his head Jack quickly went into the room bathroom and put them on as the rest of his family left the room wishing you a good luck or in Helen’s words “If it’s anything like my boys, you’re going to be in hell.”

The doctor started talking to you about how you were going to need to start pushing but from the corner of your eye you saw Jack hand the midwife something before he walked over to you.

“Mr. Maynard ready?” The doctor asked.

Jack nodded, bending down whispering sweet nothings into your ear as you screamed. “Come on princess, you can do it.”

Jack looked up towards the doctor who nodded at the boy, “One more push baby, one more.”

Jack watched as you screamed one last time before he heard the small cries of your baby, he kissed your forehead laughing softly as you cried in happiness. He lifted his he heads and watch as the midwife came towards him, “Congratulations, it’s a baby girl.”

You watched the midwife show Jack your baby girl before turning towards you and handing her over to you. You choked back a sob staring down at the little girl in front of you, “She’s so beautiful.” You whispered running a finger down her face.

“She’s perfect.” Jack whispered crying, you both stared at the little human before the midwife came over asking if she can check everything again. She handed your little girl to another nurse before she came back with a smile on her face.

“Have you decided on a name?” She smiled.

Jack looked down at you, you nodded with a smile. “Alexa Maynard.”

“Oh what a lovely name, let me go get Alexa for you now.” She smiled walking away.

Jack put his hand in his pocket and messed around with the small black box, he watched the nurse hand his daughter over to you.

It’s time…

The nurse handed Alexa to you before speeding walking away, looking down at your daughter you gasped, tears filling up in your eyes when you read what was on the baby grow.

Looking to your left you found your boyfriend with his left knee on the floor with a beautiful diamond ring.

“When I first talked to you at that bar, I thought god damn I want this girl, not just for the night but I want this girl in my life. I don’t care if she’s my best friend or the girl I wake up to every morning. I want her. The time you fought with my crazy ex-girlfriend with just sass, then laughed like nothing with the boys was the time I knew we were going to be together for the rest of our life’s. I love your smile, I love the way your eyes twinkle, I love your laugh, and God I love you. Will you Marry me?

“Yes, Yes, Oh my god yes!” Jack smiled getting up the floor and very carefully slipped the ring on your finger, as you were still holding Alexa.

Jack whipped your tears pressing a small but still full of love kiss, Jack took Alexa out of your arms and started mumbling promises to his new girl. You stared the two of them in awe before looking down at the beautiful ring in front of you.

From that very moment you knew your life was going to only get better and better from now.