oh god this takes forever to make

anonymous asked:

i don't know if you do this kind of thing,,but do you have any klance headcanons? i desperately need more klance in my life

this is it. this is my moment. well, my dude, you have come to the right place. get ready bc this is going to get very very very klance-y

  • keith, being the touch-starved emo alien cat that he is, has these moments where he just,,wraps his arms around an unsuspecting victim and just lays there. sometimes for hours. (read:lance is usually said unsuspecting victim)
  • “you do realize there’s a drill going on right now, right?” “shut up and hold me.”
  • during training, they try so hard to one-up each-other that they end up passing out from exhaustion
  • “keith, keith, keith, show them the thing!” “blep.” “oh my gOD-”
  • maybe blep will be our always
  • lance is always walking around the castle shirtless in the morning, the reason being keith is always taking damn shirts and never giving them back
  • “lance, where are your clothes?” “idk ask keith.”
  • regardless of height, lance is always the little spoon. always. forever. don’t question it.
  • the castle went under maintenance once, and keith was forced to share a room with lance. needless to say, even after his room was finished, keith never left
  • lance gives off a lot of body heat, which makes him the perfect person to cuddle with, especially for keith, whose about as warm as a box of penguins (aka cold af someone gives this boy a jacket or smth)
  • also, since lance is always so goddamn warm, he and keith don’t even need blankets when they sleep together
  • did i mention keith was a closet meme
  • *lance is about to do something reckless with his lion* “hoe don’t do it-” *lance does it* “oh my god.”
  • “this is, as you Earth people say, lit?” “say lit one more time.”
  • lance loves his meme bf
  • keith knows that lance is Disgusted by his texan accent, so he makes it a point to slip into it just to annoy the hell out him
  • “hey y’all, what do-” “nonono keith ily but shUT YOUR QUIZNAK.”
  • pineapple on pizza discourse
  • “lance i swear to god if you eat that i will never kiss you again”
  • lance does it anyways
  • the Bonding Moment is an inside joke of theirs
  • “Hey Keith?” “Lance it’s like 2 in the morning what do you want?” “Do you think Vrepit Sa stands for Dicks Out for Zarkon?”
  • pillow talk pillow talk pillow talk
  • their relationship is just disgusting
parents kissing (stefan salvatore drabble)

you and stefan are the parent figures of your friend group and he ends up suggesting something that’s a little crazy at first.

(gifs aren’t mine!!)

“Damon Salvatore–NO!” You glare at Damon as he and Kai prepare to throw daggers at one another in some sort of game.

“Kai, cut it out,” Stefan walks in the living room and grabs the knife out of Kai’s hand on his way towards the bar.

“Hey!” Kai whines, stomping after Stefan as Damon points and laughs at him.

“Damon, please act your age– you’re almost 200 years old,” Stefan raises his brows at his brother who shrugs almost proudly.

“Damon. Hand over your knife, NOW,” you glare at him and he raises his brows, almost amused by your attempt to scare him.

So you walk over to him with a confident smirk on your face. Seeing the confidence, Damon kind of shrinks down. You stop right next to him and pulls his head lower so that you can whisper to him. You see Stefan and Kai’s eyes on you and so you put a little extra effort into both your performance and the threat that you’re whispering in Damon’s ear.

By the time you’re done, Damon shudders and gives you a disgusted look while handing over the knife. You kiss his cheek and give your audience a little curtsy before walking over to the bar.

“That was so hot,” Kai whispers, clearing his throat as Stefan gives him a look.

“I think you should go to your little friend Damon. If you’re lucky, he’ll tell you what I told him,” you raise your brows innocently and Kai runs over to Damon, almost tripping on his own two feet.

“You definitely threatened to rip his dick off,” Stefan looks over to you and you laugh.

“In very graphic detail. God I almost felt bad. Almost,” you smile as Stefan hands you a drink.

“They’re like children. I mean I get why,” Stefan shrugs. “Neither of him had the best childhoods, so it makes sense that they’re trying to make up for lost time but still.”

“Oh god and they’re both vampires. It’s gonna be like this forever,” you groan and Stefan laughs lightly, taking another sip of his bourbon.

“We’re gonna need a lot more bourbon to get through this life. We’re running out as it is.”

“I call supply runs if you watch the kids?” You raise your brows towards Stefan who looks too hesitant for your liking. “Come on! I’m human! What if these idiots kill me?”

“You know they won’t ever do that.”

“And how can you be so sure?” You take a sip of your drink as Stefan thinks of what to say.

“I know that they wouldn’t dare lay a hand on you because I would murder them,” Stefan shrugs as your mouth falls open.

“Oh come on you can’t do that!” He raises his brows and you hold your hands up. “Look, I’m not saying I want to be dead, but accidents happen where vampires are involved.”

“You can’t just be written off as an accident, Y/N,” Stefan shakes his head and Damon smirks at the two of you, winking in your direction.

“Why does Damon look like that?” You furrow your brows as Stefan rolls his eyes.

“It’s nothing.”

You look back at Damon and this time he and Kai are both giving you a wierd look… Is Kai blowing kisses at you?

“Are they really that turned on by me ripping off their balls one at a time?” You finish your drink and Stefan laughs, shaking his head at you.

“No, they’re waiting to see your reaction after I ask you out. Also they’re listening in on our conversa–”

“I’m sorry did you just say they’re waiting for you to ask me out?” You raise a brow at him. “Why would you do that?”

“Well we’re like the mom and dad of the group, so it’s fitting.”

“Please tell me you have a better reason than that because I want to say yes, but you’re making it hard,” you rest an elbow on the table and Stefan sighs, dropping his head.

“The truth is that I’ve wanted to ask you out for a while, but things managed to get in the way. For one, my mom came back to life. And then Caroline happened. And then–”

“Alright, I’m familiar with the trainwreck that’s been our lives these past few years. Go on.”

“Well the thing that pushed me over the edge is that date you went on with Kol. I haven’t been that angry in a very long time, Y/N,” he sighs, crossing his arms over his chest. “I saw him wrapping an arm around you and making you laugh and it made me angry.”

“So you’re asking me out because you’re angry?” You furrow your brows, determined to fuck with him as much as you could.

“No, Y/N, listen. AGH,” he groans, turning his head the other way. “I knew this was a bad idea.”

“So you’re gonna give up because this is getting hard?” You turn him around to face you again. “I don’t know how this is going to work.”

“See? I knew–”

Originally posted by painfulblisss

You cup his face and press your lips against his in a gentle kiss, a small smile on your face as his hands slowly move around your face.

“Yes, I’ll go out with you,” you whisper, a smile growing on Stefan’s face as he leans in for another kiss to which you gladly oblige.

“Seeing your parents kiss is so disturbing,” you hear Kai’s voice as Damon gags.

You and Stefan burst out laughing at the two idiots who were practically your children. This was gonna be fun.

17 “I want to make you mine, but it’s so hard to say.”
61 “I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”
77 “I love you.”

-

Your relationship with Lip became difficult since he’s on college. The stress on his shoulders, the drinking, his family…
All this and more are the reasons that you barely see each other and the relationship is more off than on.

“Ugh..” Lip groans as he wakes up, tearing you from your thoughts. “(Y/N)?”
“Yeah, I’m here.”
You should be pissed off that he spent half of the night with drinking and smoking instead of having at least sex with you.
But you can’t as big blue eyes stare at you like a lost puppy.
“Got you some painkillers.” You say while grabbing the pills and a glass of water from the night table.
“Thanks.” He mumbles and sits up next to you. “Dunno what I did to deserve you.”
“Me neither. Guess it’s the curls which makes me weak in the knees.” You chuckle quietly.
But it quickly dies as he doesn’t even smile or look at you.
“‘m serious, (Y/N). I love you.”
It’s ridiculous, after all this time your heartbeat increases like crazy and a smile spreads over your face.
“I love you too.”
Softly he puts his lips on yours, his hand finds its way to your cheek, stroking it.
“I want to make you mine, but it’s so hard to say.” He whispers.
“I’m already yours.” You respond and peck on his mouth again.
“I mean forever.”
Your eyes widen and you gasp in surprise as he takes a ring out of the jeans he’s still wearing.
“Oh..oh god, Lip. Yes, yes.” You say while he puts the ring on your finger and he flips you on the back.
“So Mrs Gallagher, how do you want to celebrate?” He smiles, nibbling on your sensitive spot on the neck.
“Mh, I’d know there one or two things.”

Feel My Legs - Joe Sugg

Requested: No

Request: Open

A/N: I got this idea bc i finally shaved my legs in like forever. Also this is somewhat shorter than my usual length. I am getting to request so just be patient por favor. 

Originally posted by gabbyreallyneedsalife


I had just finished taking my shower was putting my robe on. I had recently got this new EOS shaving cream that makes you skin really soft and I had tried it out. I hadn’t felt my legs because I was just too excited. I tied my robe shut and wrapped my hair up with my towl. It was finally time to feel my legs. I ran my hands down my legs. 

“Oh. My. God!” I squealed of excitement. 

“Y/N? You okay?” called my boyfriend, Joe Sugg, from our shared bedroom. I burst out of the bathroom and saw Joe sitting there on our bed, in front of his camera. 

“Joe, feel my legs.” I said. 

“What?” he said, obviously confused. I walked over to him and put my leg on the bed. 

“Feel the leg Joseph.” I commanded while wiggling my eyebrows. He burst out laughing.

“But why?” he said after containing his laughter. 

“Just do it.” I rolled my eyes. He ran his hand up and down my leg. He’s eyes got wide.

“Y/N, your legs are the softest thing I’ve ever felt.” he admitted. He was still running his hand up and down my leg.

“I know right!” I squealed. I pulled my leg of the bed, and Joe wined. “Joe, there’s no need to whine. You’ll get to feel my legs all night.”

“But I’m filming a video!” he whined some more.  

“Well then stop recording and snuggle with me. It’s almost one in the morning.” I said while walking over to the dressers to pick out something to wear to bed. I pulled out some running shorts and a tank top. I got dressed and then turned around. In bed was Joe, waiting for me. He patted the spot next to him. I laughed, turned the lights off, and then crawled into bed. I snuggled up with Joe. My face on his bare chest, and his feet running up and down my legs. I breathed in his scent. He smelled of vanilla and Nando’s. Two weird scents that delighted my senses. 

“Joe?” I whispered. 

“Hmm.” he hummed. I could feel the vibrations in his chest. 

“You love me right?” I asked him. I sat up so I could look him in the eye. 

“No, I’m in love with your legs.” joked Joe. I swatted his chest in a playful manner. “Fine, fine, of course I love you.”   

“Good, and you smell of Nando’s. Did you get some without me?” I pouted. 

“Maybe.” he said shortly. 

“Joe! You should have gotten some for me!” I said. 

“How about we go out to dinner tomorrow then?” he suggested. 

I pretended to think about it. “Well, I guess I have nothing better to do.” 

“Just give me a kiss.” he told me. I leaned over to him and gave him a peck on the lips. He wrapped me up in his arms so that we were now spooning. 

“I love you too Joe Sugg, and so do my legs.”

hamilton characters as things i have said irl
  • alexander hamilton: NO I'M NOT DONE TALKING FUCK YOU
  • john laurens: tiny turtle bro how are you?
  • lafayette: i like bread.
  • hercules mulligan: HEY COME BACK BITCH YOU STOLE MY PILLOW
  • angelica schuyler: touch me again and i'll pour kool aid on your head
  • eliza schuyler: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD
  • peggy schuyler: *loud sobbing to in the heights*
  • thomas jefferson: i only like the stove mac and cheese. the microwave kind can go fuck itself.
  • james madison: she's making me do homework on a FUCKING SICK DAY JFC
  • aaron burr: this is taking forever help me
  • maria reynolds: call me slut one more time and see what happens, bitch
  • philip hamilton: imma be over here dying if you need me
  • george washington: i can't figure out how to livestream, help
  • king george iii: NOPE BYE GO FUCK YOURSELVES WHEEEEEEE

Title: Blending in (Part 4 Back to the Future(Reader x Peter Parker)

Summary: Tony finds out that Steve has become suspicious of the Reader and tries to convince them that blending in would be better

Word Count: 2285

Warnings: Fluff!!!

A/N: I love this part SO MUCH I might cry? Let me know if you like this series :) I also decided that I’m going to include songs that inspired a part/just fit with the story, I hope you enjoy and happy friday! song.

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Contrast - (Harrison “ Harry” Wells/Reader)

Imagine E-2 reader let Zoom take Jesse. So Jesse and Harry are shocked when they see E-1 reader walk in one day correcting one of Jesse’s science equations.

For my dear @wowjeena

Originally posted by allenparker

“Oh… my… god…” Jesse turned to her father, “Why didn’t I see that? Why did you see that!?”

Harry stared at the board tilting his head at the corrected complicated equation he had his daughter had been working on, “I don’t know…It makes perfect sense…”

“It’s a common misplacement of numbers.” They both froze at the sound of your voice behind them, “I’m sorry, I hope you two weren’t working on that forever and I just ruined everything. Sometimes I just see things and can’t help myself”

Harry turned defensively stepping in front of Jesse, “Y/N…”

Your eyes widened in surprise, “Oh…you must have a version of me back home.”

Jesse stepped closer to her father, “You could…say that.”

You looked toward her seeing their uneasiness, “I’m making you uncomfortable…I’m so sorry…”

Harry watched you take a step back putting yourself in almost a submissive body position. Something the Y/N back home would never had done. Back home you would have strutted over declaring how wrong he’d been for such a simple solution and go on to how incompetent he was. 

“I can go…” You lowered your gaze from his hard stare, “I’m sorry…”

“Wait…” He spoke up feeling Jesse tug on his arm. He looked back at his daughter, “After everything this team has done for me…after everything I’ve done to them…to get you back…”

“Dad…” She whispered fear lacing her eyes, “She…”

“That…” He looked to you pausing by the door way, “That isn’t Y/N…this is…Y/N.

You gave him a small smile relaxing a little, “I’m not here to cause trouble…Barry just asked me to come introduce myself after he explained what’s going…I’ve been abroad in New Zealand doing some work on-”

“A new form of electrochemical energy storage?” His eyes smiled a little as he interrupted you taking a guess.

“No…” You shook your head a little at his remark, “Same field-ish… Photobioreactor…is that what my counterpart is working on, on your earth?”

He watched you curiously take a step toward him as he crossed his arms, “Yes.”

“That’s atrocious!” You looked at him, “Everyone knows that it is cleaner to use photobio over electrochem!”

“Yes, but it’s more expensive to maintain.” He countered surprised by your concern for the green ideal, “Everyone knows that it takes twice as much, versus chemical.”

“It provides jobs and if we could get federal funding here in the states…” You shook your head frustrated.

“Job security isn’t an issue back home.” He told you glancing to Jesse who still seemed uncomfortable, “Jesse…why don’t you go make us some lunch. Pretty sure Cisco brought us some groceries today…why don’t you go deem what they consider food here.”

“Right…” She nodded glancing at you as she walked out.

“Nice to meet you, Jesse.” You smiled at her warmly as she walked out without a word. You looked back to Harry, “Did…my doppelganger…do something?”

He swallowed looking away, “Our Y/N…she…well…she was a rival of mine. Always looking for a way to gain an edge. She’s the one who planted the idea in Zoom’s head to take her…to set this whole plan into motion…”

Your face fell as you put a hand to your stomach, “…I…I don’t know what to say…I’m so sorry…I wouldn’t have just…”

“I know.” He nodded slowly taking off his glasses, “I was in your position a few months ago when I first came here. Your team trusted me…I will try to do the same for you. Jesse…she…”

“I don’t expect anything.” You told him slowly taking a step toward him, “I can’t even imagine…”

“I should go talk to her and make sure everything’s okay.” He looked to your face. Even your eyes seemed different, they were so warm and inviting. Full of curiosity he would guess. He was used of this cold harsh individual. All busy, and only there for the glory and looking for the kill.

“If there’s anything I can do for either of you, please, don’t hesitate to ask.” You told him that desirable smile coming back to your face, “You’ve both have been through too much and I would like to help you anyway I can.”

“Thank you.” He watched you turn walking out noticing all the differences even more. You didn’t wear stilettos that clacked against the floor like a war drum. You hair was relaxed gracefully bouncing as you glided out. Then there was that gentle look back full of genuine sincerity instead of pure contempt with a desire to destroy.

He took a deep breath clearing his throat before he went to seek out Jesse. Yes…this was going to be different if you were going to be around the lab. He’d try to be wary for Jesse…he wouldn’t lie that there was a sinking feeling in the back of his head knowing you were there.

Even his doppelganger here had secrets…he wondered what yours were.

anonymous asked:

Have u ever considered a check please new girl au?

Oh shit.

Bitty would be Jess- new to town and looking for a place to live. Suzanne would be nervous about him living in a loft with 4 other guys (Rans and Holster share a room) but he promises her they’re actually very sweet and they’re not going to murder him. (He asks Shitty if he’s planning on murdering him while he’s skyping her- Shitty says no but Shitty is also naked.)

Ransom and Holster combine to capture the weirdness that is Winston. They probably have a cat that they dress up. Ransom knows that Saturday is a day for sleeping and Holster has soooo many bird shirts.

Shitty is Schmidt. He’s a lawyer for a really uptight firm and he hates it so as soon as he gets home he strips out of his 5,000 dollar suit and lounges around naked.

Jack is Nick. A little gruff and not immediately charmed by Bitty who sings in the shower and bakes constantly and liked it better when he was roommates with 3 crazy people instead of four. Totally not charmed until he totally is. Oh my god.

Lardo is CeCe. Bitty befriends her at work or something. A confidant. Bitty vents to her about how much of a pain Jack is. Shitty falls in love at first sight. The first time Shitty sees her he says “girl, imma marry you….if that’s something that you want. I mean- what is marriage anyways? Why can’t two people- or three people- whatever makes you happy- just hang out together forever. What do you need with a piece of paper to prove your love…..” and on and on. It’s takes a little while for Lardo to fall too.

His Dirty Little Secret

Chapter 11

“What the actual fuck?”

Trigger Warning;talk of self harm and cutting!

Luke’s Pov

i shouldn’t have invited her in.

this is not something i do.

i do not cuddle with anyone especially a girl.

a girl i haven’t even fucked yet.

but i wanted her close, especially after she had been grinding on some guy. The thought of her with anyone else gets to me.

she was fast asleep beside me, i lay on my side just staring at her back.

she was so beautiful, she was wearing my t-shirt because her dress was uncomfortable so i gave her a t-shirt of mine.

something i’ve never done before but she looks better wearing it than me.

i don’t know what is going on with me lately, i intended to get over these thoughts of Hailey and i’ve ended up in bed with her but not because we fucked.

i could feel myself starting to drift off into a sleep and then Hailey moved making me freeze in my spot and then she turned around and layed her head on my chest.

i didn’t know what to do but i was uncomfortable in the position i was in so i put my arm around her pulling her closer.

i fell asleep with a smile on my face for the first time.

Haileys Pov

It was so warm,I could hardly breathe.. was my first thought when i woke up

my head was busting..i couldn’t think of why and then i remembered i went to a party tonight.

i opened my eyes to see i wasn’t in my room.

oh my god.. did i sleep with someone last night??

then i remembered Luke showing up..

i looked over to see Luke snoring away on his front.

i’m in his room.

I’M IN LUKE HEMMINGS ROOM!! oh my god.

i looked around.. yup just like i thought typical boy room.

i saw my dress and heels on the floor making me look down at myself almost breaking my neck because i moved so quick

oh my god i’m wearing Luke’s t-shirt.

i lifted it up to smell it, it smells just like him.

i wish i could wear this forever.

what the hell am i saying??

i sat up in Luke’s bed taking everything in from last night, i almost did sleep with someone and then Luke showed up..my head is a little fuzzy over why he did show up i had a little to much to drink and i don’t remember coming here too well.

god i bet Lauren will be wondering what happened to me…

i slowly got out of Luke bed trying not to make a noise so he wouldn’t wake up and then i grabbed my bag to get my phone out..

Crap! it’s dead.

i need to go back home.

Luke moved in his bed but thankfully he didn’t wake up, i finally opened my mouth to breathe again when i heard him snore again..

He looked so adorable sleeping, he was on his back so i had a the chance to look at his chest. I’ve gotten the chance to look at him without a top on, his tattoos are amazingly done.

He looks so young and vulnerable, his piercings are missing making him look younger there is something sweet about him almost.

i know i am fucked already, i have fallen for him.

He isn’t the bad boy that i have had to deal with at school.. he is just Luke hemmings to me.

the boy who is misunderstood.

I wanted to crawl back into bed and cuddle next to him, I wanted to feel his arms wrap around me and for him to pull me closer and just fall right back to sleep.

i shook my head trying to ignore these thoughts in my head, i need to leave.

i took of his top and quickly got dressed in my dress but i didn’t put my heels on because my feet hurt and i managed to get out of his house without making a sound, his mum wasn’t home thankfully.

I managed to get out of his house without making a sound, I was glad his mum wasn’t awake yet or that would have been awkward. She would have thought I slept with him which is something that I didn’t want.

my mums car was in the driveway meaning she was home.

i wonder if she will know where i’ve been..

i opened the front door to find her waiting for me..

oh well this isn’t good.

“Where have you been all night? and is that my dress?” she said as she stood up

i looked around wishing i wasn’t having this conversation and then she spoke again

“Hailey.. Answer me”

ugh..

“I went to a party okay, i borrowed your dress because Lauren said i needed to look some what decent” i said to her

she didn’t look mad like i thought she would

i was surprised by the smile on her face and then she spoke

“Oh hunny you could have just texted me, i was just worried because you usually do tell me where you are or if your staying out” she walked over and hugged me

this wasn’t like her.

she never shows much emotion to me.. i don’t like this sudden need to touch me…

i went to pull away from her when she spoke

“Just don’t wear my clothes again”

and then she walked away from me till the kitchen

i stood still for a second.. not believing that just happened.

i ran upstairs and put my phone straight on charge because i need to talk to Lauren and then i walked into the bathroom to get a shower.

once i was finished in the shower i got out and was about to wrap a towel around myself then i looked in the mirror and stopped.

i took a real good look at myself.

no wonder no one loves me.

i am ugly.

why does Luke even want to be near me? i’m nothing like those girls he goes after and i’m not like Ashleigh..

i don’t know why he wants to kiss me or why he left his party to come and get me.

i’m nothing, even my own dad didn’t want me so why would Luke?

no one is ever going to love me, i don’t even love myself.

i’m better off alone.

i wiped the tears from my face and wrapped a towel around my naked ugly body and walked out into my room.

i didn’t notice Luke looking at me through his window until i got to my bed, we made eye contact. he was smirking at me but i didn’t smirk back.

i walked over until i got to the window and then i took one last look at his smug face and closed my blinds over.

what was he smirking at? the fact that he got me in his bed?

i’m surprised he didn’t try to have sex with me although with the state i was in i don’t know if i would have said No or not..

i heard my phone vibrate, it totally forgot i had it on charge.

i walked over and turned it on to see i have a couple of messages from Lauren and 2 from Luke.

i opened Lauren’s messages first,

“I’m sorry i left you! you know how i get with alcohol… Are you okay???

"Are you okay Hals? did you get too drunk?

"I’m sorry please talk to me”

aw i bet she feels bad but i texted her quickly letting her know that i’m fine and i don’t hate her.

i also told her i almost had sex with someone and she freaked.

she said we will talk on Monday.. which i know i will be asked loads and loads of questions

i was about to text Sophie and ask how her thing with her family went when my mum walked in

“I’m going out to go shopping with Tiffany.. we might go for drinks later, i don’t know when i’ll be home hunny but make sure you eat today”

then she left.

i didn’t make a move until i heard the front door open and close.

so i’m alone today.

thank god it’s Saturday, i have no plans and i intend to keep it that way.

i didn’t bother answering or looking at Luke’s messages.

i didn’t want to see or talk to him today.

i just feel real shitty and this headache isn’t helping.

i got up and dried myself with the towel and then i let it fall and i walked over to my wardrobe and decided on a baggy hoodie and shorts is what i want to wear today.

i still have my book to finish so i think i need to spend time reading and alone.

i was walking down stairs when there was a knock on the front door.

i know who it is.

but do i want to open it?

of course i do..

Once i got downstairs I went to the front door and opened it, to find Luke on the other side.

i knew it was him.

I didn’t say anything I just stood there with the door opened

“Are you ignoring me? Luke asked as he walked more into my house making me turn and look at him but i didn’t close the door just yet because he wasn’t staying.

"Is it that obvious?” i said making him walk closer to me

ugh not now.

“ Hey what’s wrong?” Luke said as he stood in front of me

“ Tell me” He continued while he put his hands on my cheeks to make me look at him

I looked at him in the eyes, I could see he was concerned but I didn’t care

“ Leave” is all i said

I pulled his hands off me, i just want him gone.

“What have i done?” he asked leaving his hands by his sides, i was glad he didn’t try to touch me again

“Nothing, i just want to be alone right now” i said to him not looking at him even though i wanted to so badly

“Hey, you don’t need to be alone” he said and his hands gripped my hips

i pushed him away from me and let go of the door making it shut and then i said

“i don’t need you right now, i just want to be alone.. don’t you have somewhere to be or someone to fuck?”

i know what i said was wrong but i needed him to leave

“Fine” Luke said and then walking out.

I closed the door as soon as he left.

I slid down the door with tears in my eyes.

I got up off the floor and I walked back up to my room,i walked straight to the bathroom.

i looked at myself in the mirror.. my face was soaking because I had been crying, I looked a mess.

I took one last look at myself and then I opened the cupboard.

The cupboard where I kept my razor.

i haven’t cut in a long time,weeks even. I know i promised Luke i would stop but right now it’s the only thing i can think of doing that will help.

i’ve never self harmed on my arms before because my arms is something i cant hide as well as my legs but right now i didn’t care.

i grabbed my razor and held it over my skin.

I looked at myself in the mirror while i cut myself.

Nothing.

Nothing is what I felt while cutting, it started a few months ago were when I did cut I felt nothing I guess i got use to the feeling of the pain.

Once I saw the blood drip to the floor I stopped cutting, I tore my eyes away from my reflection in the mirror and i looked down at my arm

So much blood.

I put my razor down and started cleaning up the blood.

Once it was cleaned up I put the bandage back on my arm, it hurt but I didn’t care.

I walked out of my bathroom into my bedroom.

i got into bed and layed my head down ready for this day to be over.

Luke’s Pov

i don’t know why but i was extremely happy when i woke up.

i remembered falling asleep with Hailey cuddled into me, i never cuddle..ever.

i opened my eyes to find Hailey gone which made me sit up straight.

all her stuff is gone..her dress,heels and bag.

when did she leave?

i sat up more and grabbed my phone sending her a text hoping she would repily.

thank god it’s Saturday..

i wonder if she has plans…

“Are you up Luke?” my mum said from the other side of the door

i groaned hoping she would go away but of course she opened my door

“Oh good your up, i need you to help me today” she said

i groaned louder burying my head in my pillow and then she continued

“couldn’t you have went after someone else Luke,Hailey is a nice girl too nice for you”

i sat up at her words to see her looking at me with a disapproving face

she must have seen Hailey leave the house

what does she mean she’s too nice for me?

even my own mum thinks shes too good for me

“We didn’t have sex, i actually brought her home from a party and she couldn’t get in the house so i offered her to come here” i said to my mum

it was true what i said..

mum looked at me as if she didn’t hear me right and then she said

“just leave the girl alone” then she walked out.

i wasn’t going to listen to my mum and since when does she care who i fuck?

she’s never had a say before.

i got up out of bed and got a shower because i know my mum will have me out all day doing whatever..

once i was dressed which didn’t take me very long because i already look good no matter what i’m wearing

i was about to go downstairs when i saw Hailey walk into her room in just a towel

oh my god i wish i was over there right now..

i could feel the boner already..

i smirked at her but she didn’t do it back and then she walked closer to her window, i thought she was going to say something but she just closed her blinds..

what the fuck?

what have i done now?

i saw her mum leave meaning she was alone, she is bound to talk to me

“Where are you going?” my mum asked when i was about to go out the door

“I just need to talk to Hailey” i said i didn’t wait around for her repily i walked out and over to Hailey’s house

i knocked on the door but no answer do i knocked again and then she answered the door finally!

she didn’t look happy.

i walked into her house not caring if she didn’t want me here, i don’t want to make a scene for everyone on the street

“Are you ignoring me?” i asked looking at her, she was facing me but she wasn’t looking at me

what have i done?

“Is it that obvious?” she said

what the hell?

i walked closer to her and i saw her roll her eyes making me stop in front of her

“ Hey what’s wrong?” i asked her, she looked down at the ground so i knew i had to touch her

“ Tell me” i asked then i put my hands on her cheeks lifting her face up so i could look at her

god she is beautiful, she finally looked me in the eyes and then she spoke

“Leave”

she pulled my hands of her face and turned away from me

“What have i done?” i asked i was really worried now

i have done nothing wrong that i can think off anyway.

“Nothing, i just want to be alone right now” she said still holding onto the door

i know my mum is waiting for me but i didn’t care i wasn’t leaving until she told me what’s wrong

“Hey, you don’t need to be alone” i said then i gripped her hips hoping to calm her down a bit

i was about to pull her towards me and then she pushed me away making me stumble back abit, i almost fell..

okay now i’m pissed.

“i don’t need you right now, i just want to be alone.. don’t you have somewhere to be or someone to fuck?” she said

what the actual fuck?

i’m so pissed right now

is that what she thinks of me

fuck this!

i walked out and slammed the door behind me not caring if anyone saw

my mum was waiting for me when i got home

“Are you okay Luke?” she asked all concerned

“Yeah” i said but i know she didn’t believe it and neither did i

if that’s what she thinks of me then she can go fuck.

Hailey’s Pov

by Monday i was feeling a lot better, for some reason my mum was really concerned for me

it was nice for her to care about me for once.

i didn’t hear from Luke all weekend, i felt really bad for what i said because i know i told him i would forget all about his past but i was sad and i needed him to leave.

on saturday night i ordered pizza for myself because i was hungry and mum wasn’t home yet and when i answer the door to pay the guy i saw Luke and his friends outside his and he had his arm around a girl in a very tight yellow dress.

so i guess he’s been having a good time all weekend.

mum had a meeting this morning and i didn’t feel like walking to school so i got to school early well early than i normally get to school.

Luke and his friends were in their spot like usual.

i wonder if Luke will talk to me..

i didn’t know where to look when i walked past them, they stopped talking but i didn’t dare to turn to look at them.

i got to my locker and there was Lauren and Sophie, i was happy to see them.

even though i spent all yesterday with them.

“another meeting this morning?” Sophie asked as soon as i reached them

i nodded my head and said “ Yeah but i know it isn’t a meeting, i’m just waiting to come home to find them together”

it’s my mums usually routine when she meets a guy.

“So apparently.. i heard this from a friend at a party on Saturday.. Luke tried to fuck this girl but he couldn’t get it up” Lauren said laughing

my eyes widened at her words

i knew what she meant i just couldn’t believe it..

the bell rang meaning it was time for class.

it was a Monday morning meaning i had classes mostly all day with Luke.

First class was Maths i’m glad Sophie is also in that class.

i couldn’t wait any longer, by Art class i needed to talk to Luke.

once i got into class Luke and Calum followed behind, Luke didn’t even look at me but Calum did making me turn away from them

i got out my phone and texted Luke

To Luke

“Can we talk?”

Sent.

i waited a couple of minutes and i got my art book out and pencils then i felt my phone vibrate

From Luke

“No, i’ve got someone to fuck remember”

my eyes widened at the message

so he is still annoyed with what i said.. well i know what will make him talk to me.

To Luke

“ well apparently you couldn’t even get it up on Saturday night so i think you have time to talk to me”

i didn’t hear from Luke all through out the rest of Art.

i kept checking my phone but nothing.

i wonder if he read it.

the bell rang meaning it was break time, finally because i didn’t eat any breakfast.

i needed the bathroom first so once i was out of art i turned in the direction of the toilets but before i made it to the bathroom i was pulled by the arm into an empty classroom.

i knew it was Luke.

“How the fuck did you know about that?” he said very angrily.

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Believe In Me

Request: In which Jungkook swears to always protect you—even if you don’t accept him.
Pairing: Jungkook | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Angst, Guardian Angel!AU
Word Count: 8,681
Author’s Note: oh my god I finally finished this. I don’t know how I feel about it yet, but I hope you guys like it!!

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Jungkook doesn’t remember dying.

He actually doesn’t remember anything much about, well, anything. As strange as it may sound, all he really remembers is darkness. Just an endless pitch, devoid of any life, the only thing to keep him company the whispers and remnants of his own thoughts—even though he’s not even sure he’s had much to begin with. It just feels like he’s floating around in some sort of strange bubble of extended unconsciousness, aware of everything and yet absolutely nothing all at the same time.

He isn’t aware of how long he’s stuck in this stage, caught between the realms of the dead and the living, unable to settle in one for too long, before it feels like he’s being pulled down. As if the carpet beneath his feet have been ripped from below him, sending him spiraling until he’s standing within a white room with no doors and no windows.

It all feels a little bit like waking up, embracing some sort of artificial sunlight that takes the form of blinding lights without a source and Jungkook is left alone to walk, touch the walls as the questions spring in his mind like wildflowers. He’s confused, because even though he doesn’t remember dying he knows for a fact that he’s dead and when he pictured afterlife this is certainly not what he had been expecting. Whatever fantasy he may have conjured up in his mind seem a lot more exciting than the confined space of 4 walls, no end in sight.

“You must have a lot of questions right now.”

Jungkook whirls around towards the voice, sprouting from someone he knows could not have been in the room a few seconds ago. But again, he knows he must certainly be dead because how else could someone have appeared within a room with no windows or doors, an eerie quietness drifting and biting at his skin—a previous reminder that he had been alone.

Up until now.

The speaker of the statement is a man behind a desk, hair a short pale blue color and black framed glasses across his face, fingers laced together and folded upon a file. The man is unfamiliar, yet his smile is one of comfort and a vague recognition, and Jungkook could have sworn he’s seen this man before once in his lifetime. Or, at the very least, he trusts this man almost immediately. It could be a naive part of Jungkook’s original nature, but the man has just appeared to him out of thin air, seemingly willing to answer any question Jungkook dare try to speak—and he seems calm.

Jungkook turns to face the man completely. “I died,” He speaks quietly, clearing his voice when it sounds as if he hasn’t had to use it in years, like vocals rubbing against sandpaper.

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anonymous asked:

Hi,I was wondering if you could make a prompt list for a poly, triad relationship, in "domesticity" settings??? Living together and whatnot. I love your page! There are not many like it :)

Thank you so much! I appreciate that. Here you go, let me know if there’s anything else I can do:

  • “Look I love you guys but maybe a studio apartment was a bad idea and did you really just elbow me in the rib oh my god.”
  • “One of us sleep walks and turns all the lights on and we have to take turns standing vigil until we find out who it is.”
  • “You two keep switching outfits for about three minutes in the middle of the day and then switching back just to convince me I’m losing my mind DON’T SAY YOU AREN’T I KNOW YOU ARE.”
  • “You’re the only one who knows how to cook anything other than Ramen, but it’s your birthday so somehow, between the two of us, we will cook you a nice romantic meal so go sit down and ignore the smoke alarm.”
  • “Which one of you brought in the kitten. No you can’t both point to each other, one of you did it and it was you wasn’t it… oh my god look at it we’re keeping it.”
  • “We have an extra person on our hands we have to win the monthly blanket fort contest in our building cmon we have to.”
  • “Everyone else in the building is coming up with theories about why three people are sharing a one bedroom apartment and honestly it’s so entertaining let’s not tell anyone for a while, yeah?”
  • “Our very friendly next door neighbors asked us to babysit and amazingly not even one out of the three of us has any experience with kids oh god it won’t stop crying”
  • “We all assumed someone else was going to call the plumber so now the three of us are down to one shower and now I realize why our water bill is so high you take foREVER DEAR GOD”
  • “I can never keep track of who’s doing what- making coffee, mopping, purposefully making the bed wrong, leaving antifolk music on whenever I get out of the shower- but you’re both so weird and I love you. Wait what do you mean neither of you make the bed wrong? Who the hell keeps messing up our bed?”
  • And, just for kicks, “A human buys and old house already inhabited by a ghost and frequented by a stray werewolf, and one thing leads to another…”

excuse me i just wanted to say that

I LOVE JOHNNY MR JOHN MY SEO SUH SUH BOY MY BABY BOY MY SWEETEST ANGEL WHO MAKES THE STARS SHINE AND MOUNTAINS CRUMBLE WITH THAT SWEET AS HELL SMILE!! I LOVE YOUNGHO SEO BECAUSE HE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE REAL, BOTH INSIDE AND OUT AND HE MAKES MY HEART FEEL LIKE IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE WITH EVERY BREATH OH MY GOD!! CAN YOU BELIEVE MR JOHN IS REAL I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO PASS OUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE LOVE THAT IS RESIDING IN MY CHEST IT MAKES ME DIZZY AND GIDDY!!! I GET SO HAPPY WHEN I REMEMBER HE EXISTS LIKE HOW ARE YOU REAL!?!? OH MY GOD SEO SEO BOY WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE HELL I’M GONNA LOVE YOU AND TAKE CARE OF YOU FOREVER!!!!!

yes that’s all 

You’re my favorite song

Prompt: This by Ed Sheeran? Or lucky by Jason Mraz? For the song imagines?

A/N: I love those songs, and I couldn’t decide for one, so I made a mashup, sort of. Send requests, I hope you like this one. Sorry for the crappy title. 

Warnings: fluff.

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I’m not a funny girl, I just say stuff. On the other hand, I’m quite clumsy and very spontaneous. Those abilities were part of the decision of giving me a radio show. I had worked hard for it, I loved the idea of being part of the laughs in the middle of the rush hour. I liked make people happy.

“Hey, babe, how’s it going?” Chris asked. I smiled. This man made my clumsiness and fan girl goes from zero to one thousand. He was just getting home after a long, long press tour. Well, it was two weeks that felt like forever.

“I’m still at work. Missing you. And also about to go crazy because today’s guest decided to cancel” I sighed. I heard his amusing laugh.

“Hey, it’s not funny! I have thirty minutes or less to get someone in the show. I should actually hang up. I’ll see you in a bit, because I’m going to lose my job, yay! Love you”

“You’re crazy, woman. I love you too”. After that, I started to scroll on my contacts list. Shit. I was so screwed.

“Y/n? We have someone, he’s going to be here soon” my producer told, I sighed.

“That’s good! Who am I going to introduce?” he smiled.

“Chris Evans”

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“You set me up!” I told him when I saw him walking on the studio. He didn’t pay attention to my complaining. He grabbed me and kissed me. it was one of those kissed. Where your jead goes backward, his hands around my waist. He smiled against my lips. Yep. It was one of those kiss that takes you back to life.

“I missed you so much, I wanted to see you as soon as possible. Can you blame a man that it’s so in love?” I smiled and put my arms around his neck. I was so hypnotized by him.

“Of course not” he leaned and almost touch my lips.

“On air in one minute” I heard someone. He kissed my forehead and grabbed my hand. This was going to be interesting.

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“And that was the amazing Adele, I’m such a fan. But you already knew that since I play in every block. Also, there’s someone that knows that, our today’s guest, the one and only, just like Adele’s song, Chris Evans. Welcome, captain” I said. He laughed.

“Thank you for having me and I do. I know that. God” he sighed “I know that” he repeated and we both laughed.

“Hello, everyone, this is y/n in the company of Chris Evans who turns out to have another blockbuster” I added and the phones started to ring like crazy.

“It’s not a big deal. But it’s a great movie. You should go to watch it”

“Oh, I’d love to, but my boyfriend’s never here, can you believe that? I can’t go to the movies without him”

“Bastard!” he replied.

“Alright, Chris, let’s take a call. Hello, this is y/n and Chris Evans”

“Oh my God, you’re like the cutest couple ever, you’re relationship goals forever” a girl said almost too fast. Was she even breathing?

“Well, have you seen her? She’s got the cutest on her own, I just smile” Chris spoke. I felt an “aww” running through my body.

“I agree. What’s your name, doll?”

“Sara”

“Hello, Sara” we both said.

“Oh, my God. I can’t believe this” she started again and Chris laughed.

“To make it more believable, ask anything you’d like to know” I added. I admired Chris, even when he was sitting a bit away from me, he was in the right spot to be looked at. He was wearing his Boston cap, old jeans and grown beard.

“How did you realize you were in love with her, Chris?” I wide-opened my eyes.

“Yeah, Chris? How did you?” I cheered and put my elbow in the table and used my hand as support for my face.

“That’s easy. She was making pancakes. I remember that day. I got straight to her home after a while of being away. We never missed communication. We always talked on the phone and in one conversation, I told her that I wanted to bad pancakes. So, when I got to her place. She’d invited me for dinner. And that was our dinner. I loved how she was dancing while cooking. I felt like I could watch that forever, you know? And knowing that she’d take care of me through the smallest details was just wonderful” I was looking at him while I held my breath. I remembered that moment. We were friends back then. He was just getting started with the whole Captain America phenomenon.

“Oh, my God! That’s like the sweetest story ever, guys, congratulations”

“Thank you!” we spoke at the same time.

“Alright, I bet you still have a lot of questions, but let’s move to the music. Here’s Ed Sheeran with his newest hit, we’ll be back, don’t move!” the on air sign turned off. I sighed. I stood up just to kiss Chris. I heard a bunch of awwws and I smiled against his lips.

“I didn’t know”

“That’s how I remember you when I’m away”

“That happened when we were best friends” I added. He smiled.

“I know, it’s funny, huh? I guess I realized how happy and lucky I was to have you in my life even when I was overseas, but I confirmed it that very moment” I kissed him and got back to my place when I saw the signs of my producer.

“And we’re back as I promised. Here’s Chris Evans as my secretary, so make your calls, let’s see who’s on the line, hello?” I spoke fast.

“Hello, this is Anna”

“Hey, Anna? How are you?” Chris asked.

“Great, I can’t believe I’m talking to you!”

“Well, you are!” he laughed and settled on his chair. His hand ran through his beard. He was playing with a bottle of water.

“But, the question is for y/n” I threw my hands in the air.

“Ha! In your face, Evans. Shoot, Anna” I laughed while I looked at Chris.

“What is like being in love with Chris Evans?” I thought my answer.

“Well, it’s very easy. Before getting into this relationship, we had a friendship, so we already knew all the crap that makes relationships fall apart. And he is different from most men I know. I realized that this is what actually feels like falling in love. He has shown me when someone cares, that love it’s not only about making sacrifices. It’s taking risks together, growing together, and being silly together. He’s easy to love. And come on! Have you seen him?” I laughed.

“Anna?” he questioned. “I’m going to kiss my girlfriend, because I love how corny she is and how red her cheeks are turning” now, he stood up and kissed.

“You’re so sweet!” she screamed.

“Thank you, hope you call soon, honey!” I added. God. This was so crazy. But I knew something for sure. He was my mate. My better half.

“What?” he asked.

“Nothing, I just love you” I said “and I just said that on air. Let’s go to commercials, we’ll be back with the newest, coolest, Adelest hits.”

“I love you too!” Chris screamed before we were off air.

ask : ❝ 2P! germany college au headcanons. ❞


1. super, super lazy.

• literally all he does is sleep. and, of course, he has classes but that does not keep him from dozing off 24/7, duh. he never tries to hide it either. actually, he’s secretly proud that he can just take a nap whenever and wherever he wants.

• that said, he hardly ever goes to any of his classes. none of them really matter to him all that much. it’s a surprise that he isn’t flunking all of them. wait … he is, actually. huh, no wonder. never does his homework, never studies - nothing.

• it’s a possibility that he just doesn’t want to go to class. he isn’t that lazy. he’ll do stuff when he wants. but, if attendance is mandatory, he will probably be in there. if there’s a sign-in sheet, he’ll get one of his friends to put his name down.

• sure, he’s failing all his classes right now but - don’t worry. he’s got it covered, he will definitely cram the night before the final exam and rush to get his essays turned in. he’ll just borrow some notes from his buddies, they’ve got his back.

• ends up getting c’s ? i mean, you’re right … he doesn’t really deserve them but whatever. he got a good enough grade on the final, i guess. it always kicks his ass, too. studying like that. but, guess what. he’ll never learn, it’d seem. 

2. reliable with the ladies.

• seriously, though. this guy’s probably the most sexual on campus. he’s always flirting and he’s always making moves on girls. i mean, obviously, he doesn’t get them all but - a lot of his pick-up lines actually work, believe it or not. so, yeah. 

• constantly, constantly trying to get girls’ phone numbers and, half the time, he does. only thing is, though, he rarely ever calls or texts. i think he just sort of gets them to prove that he can, y’know? doesn’t even bother getting involved.

• he’s had a ton of girlfriends before and, because of that, he’s sort of known as a total heartbreaker. never, ever stays in a relationship for more than a month, he says that he hates commitment and, well … that’s pretty true, if you ask me.

• i mean, even though he’s labeled as a player, he still somehow always scores a new girl. usually tries to hit on freshmen or girls that probably haven’t heard of his reputation. he goes for the easy ones, doesn’t have time for the hard-to-get.

• never in a real relationship, in all honesty. and, you might not like what i have to say but he’s only in it for the sex. and, it’s awful but he would probably dump a girl just and only because she wouldn’t sleep with him. yeah, he’s a big jerk.

3. big on parties.

•  oh, my god. trust me - he is such a party animal. he throws them all the time, 24/7, in his dorm. day or night, it doesn’t matter. and, if he isn’t starting them, he’s going to them. it’s one of his all-time favorite things about college - parties.

• picks up a lot of girls at them. that and he’s an awesome wing man. he knows well that he’s more likely to get most of the attention than some of the other dudes there. and … a lot of the time, he will help them out and talk them up.

• drinks like there is no tomorrow. seriously, he doesn’t stop. i’m willing to bet that he could out-drink anyone, anyone at that party. super talented, it’s crazy. i don’t throw that word around a lot but let’s say, he’ll win every drinking game.

• school night? does not matter. a least … not with him. and actually, most of the parties he throws are on a weeknight. well, his logic is, going 5 days without messing around a little ( a lot ) is a total waste of time, you know what i mean?

• you’re right, he’s definitely not a lightweight but he’ll still be way hungover in the morning. knowing him, he will probably beg his roommate to swing by a coffee place to pick him a little cure/remedy to help him get through the day.

4. everyone loves him.

• really, really popular. but only with certain groups of people. i mean, obviously, not everyone is going to like him. but he’s actually friends with a lot of guys in fraternities and such. he’s not in one himself but - boy, he sure does act like it.

• when he isn’t in class ( which is never ), he’s usually hanging out with his buds. they’ll stay around the courtyard or cafeteria, just waiting for someone to come along that they can pick on. it’s never harmful, of course. just playful bantering.

• i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again. girls love him. and with that comes a lot of drama. he will act like he hates it but, in reality, he totally digs it. do not let him fool you - he loves, loves rivalry between two chicks, maybe even three.

• only has a couple good friends, you know? sure, a lot of people want to be his pal but he usually just stays loyal to his old buds. but don’t get me wrong, he’ll still hang out with a ton of people but that doesn’t mean they’re close to him.

• so, so sweet, though. like - if he hasn’t talked to a good buddy in a long while, he’ll probably skype them or just phone them. “what’s up, man? i haven’t heard from you in forever.” honestly, he’ll end up talking to them for two-five hours.

5. so disorganized. 

• don’t ask him about the homework last night, he didn’t do it. or anything about the lecture, he definitely was not listening. just … do not bother him with any questions, honestly. i will save you the time and effort, he wasn’t tuned in, at all.

• his room is a literal pigsty. he has dirty clothes and garbage everywhere. even beer bottles. ( god forbid the dean walks in. ) the only time he’ll tidy up in the slightest is when a girl is coming over. but still, it isn’t much of an improvement.

• does the smell-test on all of his clothes before he wears them. yeah, it’s gross but he’ll wear his clothes a few times without rewashing them. i mean, after all, that’s what cologne is for, right? ( oh, my god. wrong. don’t do that, please. )

• other than that, though, he stays pretty clean. hygiene-wise, anyway. he’ll take a shower and shave, all that jazz. sometimes, he’ll forget and have to douse himself in deodorant. it’ll be enough to get him through the day but he hates it.

• forgets where everything is. that one shirt? yeah … he hasn’t seen that thing in forever. phone charger? he’s been borrowing from someone else for months! not the most organized, not at all. honestly, i’m not quite sure how he makes it.

Bad Advice- Paul ‘Jesus’ Rovia

Plot/Request: Anon requested- “A Paul request! Paul gets all nervous are the reader so he goes to rick for advice and rick (who doesn’t want him anywhere near the reader) gave him advice that make a fool of himself, instead of scaring the reader off they fall for Paul even more 😶”

Anon requested- “Hey! could you write smut and fluff fic about Jesus/ Paul Rovia? or you don’t write about him? in any case thank you 💘”

Word count: 675

Warnings: swearing

Note: so I didn’t have LOTSSSS of ideas for this one, so it’s kinda short. which sucks cause I was still hyped for it :(((( sorry to anyone who was disappointed!!!\

ALSO I MADE THIS GENDER-NEUTRAL BECAUSE I KNOW JESUS IS GAY AND THE GENDER WASN’T GIVEN IN THE REQUEST!!

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You walked through Alexandra’s garden alone. Feeling the soft grass and flowers until you came upon a bush of roses.

You must have inhaled their pollen, as you sneezed hard. Your eyes slowly becoming itchy. You coughed, running in the other direction. You could barely see, which was not surprising due to the pain radiating from them.

You ran into a hard surface, falling to the ground. It must have been a person, as they winced as well.

“(Y/N)? What the fuck?” Rick asked, looking to you and quickly noticing your reaction. “Are you okay?” He asked, concerned.

“Yeah, just,” You sniffled. ‘Here comes the running nose!’ You thought. “Need some fresh air.”

“Why? What happened?” He asked again, confusion lacing his words.

“I’m allergic to roses.”

“Rick?” Paul, or ‘Jesus’ asked, drawing the man out of his daze. “What should I do?”

“Roses. (Y/N) loves roses.” Rick set the man up, feeling slightly guilty of the reaction you were sure to have. But he knew it wasn’t dangerous, it would merely make you mad.

“Okay, roses. Good, thank you.”

“God, turn that shit off please!” You all but screamed. The CD player was jammed, in it was your least favourite band and their worst song. Stuck. Forever.

“Okay, okay. God, (Y/N), calm down a little will ya?” Glenn asked as the others all chuckled at your misery.

“It’s the worst fucking song and I fucking hate it!”

“Oh! And take this.” Rick piped up as Paul was leaving. He quickly dashed to the back of the door, grabbing the jammed CD player and handing it to him. “(Y/N) loves this song.”

Paul smiled, looking up to Rick. “Thank you, honestly.”

Rick nodded, sending Paul out the door and straight to your house. Where he was doomed to fail.

Paul picked up the roses, pricking himself a few times. He winced, deciding to remove them with his knife. He spent a good half an hour, picking the roses, being pricked by them and then removing their thorns. After his work, he placed them in a bundle, hoping they were perfect enough for you.

He picked up the CD player and walked to your front door, placing it back down on the ground and pressing play.

An annoying pop song ran through the air and he looked down to it, almost cringing at your taste in music. But it was you, he knew it didn’t matter in the end. 

You ran down the stairs, hearing the song from your cracked-open bedroom window. Ready to scream curse words at the person standing at your door.

But when you opened the door, you inhaled a large amount of pollen, immediately sneezing in Paul’s face. You yelled and ran to the kitchen, trying to rub the pain out of your eyes. He ran inside, dropping the roses by accident and trying to help you. The pollen was all over him and you kept screaming for him to get away. 

“(Y/N)! What’s happening?” He yelled, wanting to help you.

“I’m allergic to roses, idiot!” You screamed back, trying to inhale fresh air. The annoying pop song still playing in the background. “And for god’s sake, turn that shit off!”

“Oh– Okay, I’m sorry!” Paul screamed, running to turn the CD player off. The music ceased playing and you sighed, appreciating the fresh air around you.

“God, (Y/N). I’m so unbelievably sorry.” He stayed back from you and you shook your head.

“Why on earth would you do that?” You asked, rubbing your right eye.

“I was trying to be romantic.” He confessed and you suddenly felt bad. You looked up at him, red eyes and all.

“Romantic?” You repeated in awe.

“Yeah. Rick told me you liked all his stuff.” You laughed.

“Rick was setting you up. He thinks you’re trouble.” You scoffed, finding the whole situation adorable.

“I realised.” You smiled back at him, realising yourself you liked him more than you originally thought.

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-Jay’s POV-

“SHE HAS A KID?!” I shouted at Steph as she looked down. Something Y/N said early came to mind. Eight years. “Answer me this. Isn’t Seulgi 8 years old?” All she did was nod. Eight years. Is that why she left? “Jay, don’t be mad at her! It’s my fault. Please don’t be upset with her.” She begged. “How is it your fault when she’s the one who hid the child?!” 

-Stephanie’s POV-

He looked as if he was about to cry. He was very hurt. I felt so damn bad. But I can’t tell him. Not now. I shouldn’t be the one telling him. “Who’s Seulgi’s father?” He asked his voice breaking. “Some guy she met back in the states.” I lied. I saw him tense up a bit. I also saw his fist clench up. I think I fucked up. 

-Y/N’s POV-

“Mom! Mom!” Seulgi shouted from the playground. I walked over. “Yes Seulgi?” She was playing with a cute little boy. “Mom. This is Young Gi. He told me his dad is a single parent to.” “Yeah! My dad is single and foreign girls.” The little boy said. “Well, little Young Gi I’m flattered but I’m not looking for a relationship right now.” 

“Young Gi! There you are. I was looking all over for you!” A man ran up to the playground and grabbed his son. I took a closer look. “Kwang Sik?” He looked me up and down. “Y/N! Oh my god!” He let go of his son and hugged me. “It’s been so long.” I added. “I know right! I haven’t seen you since Seulgi was 6. How has life been?” He asked. I looked down at Seulgi was staring back at me. “Let’s talk away from the kids.” “That’s a good idea.” 

We walked over the bench I was at. We caught up on life. I didn’t even know he had a son. Back in the states he was a good friend of mine and he loved Seulgi as if she was his own daughter. She used to call him Uncle Kwang Sik. Kwang Sik is like an older brother. Annoying but loving. My phone rang. I picked it up and looked at the caller ID. Jay? Why is he calling me now? I answered it and put it do my ear. 

“Hello?”

“Where in the hell are you?”

“The park near Soyoung’s apartment. Why?”

“You and me. We need to have a serious conversation.” 

“Okay. See you soon.”

He hung up. He sounded angry. Is something wrong? Then I got a text from Steph. “Avoid Jay at all costs right now.” “Why?” I texted back. “I’m sorry, Y/N. I really am.” Why is she apologizing? I looked at Kwang Sik who had a worried look on his face. “You okay?” “Yeah, fine. It’s just my sister texted me and the text was kinda weird. I’m just so confused. But I’m not gonna worrying about it.” I continued my little reunion with Kwang Sik as I waited for Jay to meet me. Not even a full 10 minutes later I could see Jay’s car. He parked and got out. He looked upset about something. Kwang Sik and I stood up. I waved but he ignored me and pushed me out of the way. “Dude don’t put your hands on her!” Kwang Sik defended. Jay didn’t say a word he just threw a hard punch to Kwang Sik’s jaw. “JAY!” I shouted pushing him out of the way and dropping to my knees to check on Kwang Sik. 

“What the hell is wrong with you?!” “What’s wrong with me?! Me?! Don’t act innocent. You know you’re full of guilt.” He said. “What are you talking about?!” “Her father. Seulgi’s father, did you love him?” My eyes widened as I realized he knew. I stood up and moved closer to him. “When did you find out?” “Earlier today. I went to Steph’s apartment and found your picture with Seulgi. Now answer my question. Did you love her father?” He asked more firm this time. “I did. I loved him more than anything in the world. He’s seen her before but doesn’t know he’s her father. I don’t want to push being a parent onto him.” I answered trying not to make it that obvious that he was talking about himself. 

His hand went through his hair. “No more bullshit Y/N. I want to know everything. Right fucking now!” “Mom?” I heard Seulgi’s faint voice behind me. I turned around and saw her and Young Gi standing behind me. “What happened to my dad?” Young Gi asked. I didn’t know how to answer that. Kwang Sik sat up, rotated his jaw and hugged his son. “We should get going. Catch you later Y/N.” He stood up and rushed off with his son. I could see Jay’s veins in his fists by how hard he was clenching them. “Tell me the truth!” “Or what?! You’re gonna punch me, like you did Kwang Sik? You wouldn’t dare touch me. You still love me, you would never hurt me. Reasons like this is why I fucking left your ass eight years! Seulgi, come on we’re leaving!” I said grabbing her hand. 

“No! I don’t wanna leave! I wanna stay with Dad.” She said, getting out of my grip and rushed over to Jay. “Dad?” Jay repeated questionably. He looked down at her and gasped. “Is she? Mine?” He asked. I couldn’t answer that. “Seulgi! Let’s go!” I grabbed her arm this time and began to rush back to Soyoung’s apartment. 

-Jay’s POV-

It all makes sense now. She said she loved him and he was her everything. I dropped to my knees and tried to remember everything. 

2008

“…If it’s something I caused I’m super sorry. I just need you right now. I can’t live without you, Y/N. Please don’t do this to me. I’ll do whatever it takes-” “I’m preg-” 

She was trying to tell me and then Stephanie walked in. That’s why Steph hated me. It wasn’t because I was a bad influence or I was bad person. It was because, Y/N was pregnant. This is all my fault. I rushed her into it. I should have waited for her to be ready. Instead I got greedy and wanted her. When I looked up, she and Seulgi were no where to be found. “…He’s seen her before but doesn’t know he’s her father. I don’t want to push being a parent onto him.” She was clearly talking about me. How fucking stupid am I? God, Y/N! I’ve really fucked up! Now you’ll probably never talk to me again. How the fuck can I live now knowing that I’m the cause of all her pain? Now I know why she was so distant when she came back.

I drove home and slammed the front door shut. I ran into my bedroom and jumped in bed. I tried to go to sleep because I knew I didn’t have the strength to do anything else. Her voice ringing in my head. Memories flying by fast. (A/N: The next part is just memories from previous chapters. Bold Italics are Jay’s words. Italics are your words. Shout out to the ones who read from the beginning and know where most of these came from.)

“Thanks for that.”

“You don’t have to. I could eat later.”

“…I’m Park Jaebeom by the way. You can call me Jay.” “Y/N”

“Jay there’s something I wanna-”

“Do you like it? Is it better than the other necklace I got you last year?” “I’ll wear it forever.”

“Jay, there’s something I want to tell-” 

“Jay I-”

“Y/N, I know. Steph told me. You like me.” “If you like me why haven’t you told me?”

“I’m your first kiss huh?” 

“You’re adorable, you know that?”

“Can I not stare at my boyfriend?”

“You did all this for me?” “Why wouldn’t I? You deserve it.”

“I’ll make you proud of me.” “I’m already proud of you. You’ve come so far. You’re gonna get your chance. I just want you to be happy.”

“JAY WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO- OH MY GOD!”

“Y/N! What all did you see?” “What I didn’t want to see. Can you go put some pants on?! For fucks sake!” 

“All you have to do is say yes and I promise to take care of you. Let me take care of you, Y/N. Please.” “I want you to take care of me. But I don’t want this to be a one time thing.” “It won’t”

“What’s wrong? I tried it before I gave it to you. It’s good.” 

“You love pancakes! What the hell is wrong?” “It smells weird. I don’t want it.”

“Are you 18 or 8, Y/N?” “Fuck you Jay! I’m tired of your bullshit!…”

“I can’t live without you, Y/N. Please don’t do this to me. I’ll do whatever it takes-” “I’m preg-” 

I threw a punch to my bed frame which only hurt me, not the frame. “FUCK!” I’ll wanted was her to be proud of me. She was at one point. Now she’s probably disgusted. I’m sorry, Y/N. 


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“You don’t seem like your usual self.”

“Oh yeah?”

Gai poured another shot of sake, for him and his silverheaded friend slouched beside him. He honestly does not know how Kakashi downs his alcohol so fast- he hasn’t even seen him remove his mask once and yet in a blink of an eye, all of his shot glasses are completely empty.

“You just seem… More murderous than you usually are.” Gai remarked.

“Oh really?” Kakashi asked, his mind adrift somewhere else.

“Yeah… Like usually you look ready to kick anyone’s ass, but today you look like you’re this close to burning down an orphanage while kicking some kittens along the way.” Gai said, his eyes softening at the sight of his friend, who was obviously bothered by something.

It takes a lot to create a fissure in Kakashi’s attitude- like a freaking lot. A lot means killing his best friend, him killing his other best friend or his father killing himself. So far as his eyes can see, no deaths have fallen before Kakashi’s feet so far.

“Hm.” Kakashi grunted before he drained his shot glass, this time slowly so Gai can confirm that Kakashi indeed has to pull down his mask temporarily to drink.

“So… Wanna share what’s going on? Or are you going to bottle it inside like how you usually deal with human emotions.” Gai said, “Speaking of bottles- this one’s almost empty. Jesus Christ, you’ve drank like three quarters of this by yourself.”

Gai grabbed the bottle and shook it just to prove his point. The bottle was completely empty, with a tad bit of clear liquid left at the bottom, swishing around with Gai’s movements. Gai analyzed the shot glasses placed in front of him and Kakashi, and the ratio was astounding. Gai had a fair amount in his stock, but Kakashi’s was way over the top. Gai knew Kakashi was no lightweight, but damn, he can hold his liquor better than anyone else.

“You gonna ask for another bottle or what?” Gai asked, raising one of his eyebrows.

“No, I’m done.” Kakashi declared, placing his shot glass down onto the counter, “Put it on his tab.”

“E-eh?! WHAT?! Hey don’t just walk away!” Gai stuttered, stumbling out the door to follow Kakashi into the darkness of the nighttime.

The instant coolness of the air around calmed Gai’s skin from the humidity from inside the bar, but his heart still jumped with uncertainty and uncomfortableness. Storming out was expected, but storming off right after making someone pay for all their drinks? Now, people would call this somewhat of a “blow”, the kind of he totally flicked you off because he wanted to kind of blow, and Gai was not going to take this blow without a reasonable explanation.

“You can’t keep ignoring me forever y’know.” Gai stated matter-of-factly, “You’re gonna have to answer me- with a real, plausible answer and not just an ‘oh yeah’ or an ‘oh okay’ or anything that starts with the ‘O’ sound.”

“…Mm okay.” Kakashi grumbled.

“Oh my God you did not just- ugh, okay who are you and what have you done with the real Kakashi Hatake.” Gai said, completely baffled and done with Kakashi’s witty and unfocused attitude.

“Stop acting so childish, Gai.” Kakashi said exasperatingly, “You’re making Naruto’s blabbering sound more pleasing.”

“Oh c’mon Kakashi, there has to be a reason why you decided to be Mr. Grumpyface today,” Gai said while throwing an arm around Kakashi’s shoulders, “Hmm… Is it a girl?”

When Gai finished the last syllable in his taunting phrase, Kakashi halted in the middle of the dim streets. Gai almost fell forward, but his arm around Kakashi tightened so he can regain his balance, and when he found his footing again, his mind was in a million other places. Kakashi has a crush?!

“N-no way, dude.” Gai stuttered, “Okay impostor, what have you done with the real Kakashi because the real Kakashi doesn’t have crushes.”

Gai didn’t get a moment to take back his words, as he was instantly zooming through the air, Kakashi’s grip around his waist as tight as iron chains, and his back smashed against a tree. A very large tree indeed, and very tall as well. The tree was well out of the proximity of Konoha’s main street- it was probably in the midst of the park’s forestry or something. As far as the eye can see, all that can be seen vividly in the darkness was Kakashi’s menacingly glare.

“H-hey buddy, I was just messing around.” Gai said in a “take it easy” kind of tone, “I didn’t know it was actually a crush…”

Kakashi raised his eyebrow, signalling him to continue.

“But hey- since you obviously have a crush, let’s talk about it!” Gai said, “Maybe get to the bottom of why you seem so upset.”

“We don’t have to talk more about it.” Kakashi stated.

“Uh, hell yeah we do.” Gai said, “When was the last time you ever got infatuated with anyone- for all I know it could’ve been your old sensei’s wife or something.”

Kakashi’s temper did not cool down, as he got more annoyed and slammed both palms on the trunk of the tree, beside each side of Gai’s head. He hit the tree a bit harsher than intended, as little bits of brown particles drifted down from where they were to the ground.

We don’t have to talk more about it.” Kakashi said through gritted teeth.

Now Gai was indeed a bit scared. He knows Kakashi wasn’t actually going to hit him, because Kakashi would have to feel pure rage to do that, especially to him. No, this was a different type of emotion. Something a bit more complex than anger, and something a bit more torturous to one’s self too.

Bingo.

“Is someone jealous.” Gai teased in a singing tone.

Kakashi flinched, only a little bit, but enough to crack his stone cold appearance for one second. His agonized expression returned again, but this time it was much more softer and showed more accusation than negative emotions. His hands were still against the rough surface of the tree, and he really wished he could slap the sly look off Gai’s face.

“Really? You’re jealous at me?” Gai asked, almost bursting into laughter, “Which fair maiden in all of Konoha has eyes for me?”

“Don’t talk like that Gai- you’re a nice person.” Kakashi said, his mean tone gone from his voice as he denied his friend’s stab at himself for being too hideous for anyone.

“Well, aren’t you a piece of work? Why’d you go soft? You were going to punch me a minute ago.” Gai scoffed.

“Ugh… I’m sorry I went overboard and let my feelings take over.” Kakashi said, “Honestly it’s not much, but it’s just the way she talks you, and the way you talk back. Sparks are practically flying between you two, and yet here I am feeling extremely stupid and jealous.”

Gai sighed, feeling better after finally getting his friend to spill the beans. His hand reached to lay a comforting touch to Kakashi’s shoulder, and gave one of his signature Gai smiles, the type which either results in the other person groaning or smiling back. This time, Kakashi chose to smile behind his mask.

“Oh! I’m so sorry for interrupting!” A soft voice piped from below the tree, “I was just taking a night stroll a-and… I swear this was not planned! I AM NOT A STALKER PLEASE DON’T ASSUME ANYTHING! I-I…”

The two men’s eyes snapped down to the panicking girl at the foot of the tree. They both recognized her, and the anonymous girl in Kakashi’s confession finally had a face. Gai made the connection, and glanced over at Kakashi with a smirk. Kakashi on the other hand, was turning into a very unhealthy shade of red, but not for the reason Gai thinks.

“Gai.” Kakashi whispered, “You can take back your hand now.”

Gai obeyed, still unclear as to why. He only understood when Kakashi’s two arms lowered, and his hands left the trunk of the tree.

“I really screwed up, didn’t I?” The woman on the ground said, “Great, I just completely messed up a good kiss. My apologies.”

“N-No we weren’t-“ Kakashi began to explain, only to be cut off.

Kakashi?! Is that you?” The woman asked incredulously, “I-is that Gai as well? Oh man, I should’ve known you two were dating in the first place. Crap, now I feel even more stupid.”

“No, we’re not d-“

“Well of course we are a happy couple, you really need to start to pay more attention. We’re just the best power couple, right honey.” Gai gushed while leaving a big, sloppy kiss against Kakashi’s cheek.

For the second time that night, Gai didn’t have time to regret his actions, as this time Kakashi’s punched him through the tree.

‘How To Train Your Dragon’ Sentence Starters
  • ‘ I really did hit one. ‘
  • ‘ It runs in the family. ‘
  • ‘ It’s not so much what you look like, it’s what’s inside he can’t stand. ‘
  • ‘ Stop trying so hard to be something you’re not! ‘
  • ‘ You must feel horrible. You’ve lost everything. ‘
  • ‘ I was a coward! I was weak! ‘
  • ‘ Get me down from here! ‘
  • ‘ See? Nothing to be afraid of. ‘
  • ‘ I’m sorry. For everything. ‘
  • ‘ You don’t have to go up there. ‘
  • ‘ Thanks for stopping by and for the, uh, the breast-hat… ‘
  • ‘ Stay out of my way! I’m winning this thing! ‘
  • ‘ NO! YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE-BUCKET! ‘
  • ‘ Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation. Forever. ‘
  • ‘ I want to know what’s going on. ‘
  • ‘ I, I know, this… looks really bad, but, you see, this is uh… ‘
  • ‘ I’m through with the lies! I’ve been making… outfits! ‘
  • ‘ You scared him. ‘
  • ‘ Watch out babe, I’ll take care of this. ‘
  • ‘ You brought him back alive! ‘
  • ‘ Ooooh, love on the battlefield! ‘
  • ‘ You’re crazy! I like that. ‘
  • ‘ Aw, come on, let me out, please? ‘
  • ‘ You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! ‘
  • ‘ Alright, I admit it. This is pretty cool. ‘
  • ‘ Oh, the gods hate me. ‘
  • ‘ Get your hands off my shield! ‘
  • ‘ This conversation is feeling very one-sided. ‘
  • ‘ I knew it. I’m dead. ‘
  • ‘ Just promise me it won’t go wrong. ‘
  • ‘ Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. ‘
  • ‘ Oh, I’m hurt! I am very much hurt! ‘
  • ‘ We had a deal! ‘
  • ‘ For once in your life, would you please listen to me? ‘
  • ‘ I moved into my parents’ basement. You should stop by sometime. ‘
  • ‘ Your mom let you get a tattoo? ‘
  • ‘ I swear, I’m so angry right now! ‘
  • ‘ What’s wrong, buddy? Got something in your eye? ‘
  • ‘ You’re small and you’re weak. That’ll make you less of a target! ‘
  • ‘ Oh, get if off! ‘

anonymous asked:

Hi I love your work just wondering if you could do a Katniss and Peeta first time fic .

I haven’t visited the whole non-AU Everlark universe in a while, so I’m a bit rusty! But anyway, I hope you enjoy fluffy and awkward smut, because that’s literally all this is.

Bon voyage, you hooligans.

(Sorry for any typos. I may or may not be on NyQuil at the moment.)

XXX

May I?

“Peeta, I think we should have sex.” She brings the water glass in her hands to her lips. “Oh, and can we have white sauce instead of red sauce with the pasta?”

I accidentally drop the serrated spoon into the pot, my eyes bugging out at her. She’s propped up on the counter beside the stove, her legs swinging out over the edge as she keeps me company in the kitchen.

I can’t help but gawk at her sudden declaration.

What?

“I mean, if you’re really attached to the marinara, I guess we can stick to that. I’m just in the mood for white sauce.”

I’m not sure which is more appalling: that Katniss wants to randomly hand over her virginity after nearly two whole years of safeguarding it as aggressively as a dragon’s hoard, or that she mentioned it in the same sentence as pasta sauce.

The girl’s always been full of surprises, but this has reached an entirely new realm of unpredictability.

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