oh god this takes forever to make

i know they say nostalgia is a filthy liar whose hands are laced with memories that take your breath away and make your eyes water but oh my god it still feels good to visit that place once in a while

it still feels good to visit when I loved you and you loved me and every time we saw other we were wrapped up in each other’s arms and we couldn’t keep our mouths off of each other. it still feels good to remember what it felt like to be held by you. your sweet words promising forever.

how can nostalgia be a liar and make things seem better than they were when they were really the best?

Every Fandom is Beautiful

The fandom where shit goes down hardcore

the fandom you don’t realize you are in until it’s too late to escape

The fandom that is just starting to get popular and no one knows what they’re getting themselves into, but you do because you’ve been in it for a while.

 the fandom that is nothing but sin and shitposts

Fandoms with more than one love interest for the main character

Fandoms that you just want to write loads and loads of fanfiction about

The fandoms that ruin you

The fandoms that ruin you

The fandom with that one character that fucks everything up and you just want them to S T O P

The fandom you’re embarrassed about being in

The fandom that makes you want to throw your book/TV/computer out a window 

The fandom that has a lot of plot twists

The fandoms that take FOREVER to put out new material

The fandom with a climax that’s just a big final battle and it’s a mess and everyone is dying and oh my god my precious babies no

hamilton characters as things i have said irl
  • alexander hamilton: NO I'M NOT DONE TALKING FUCK YOU
  • john laurens: tiny turtle bro how are you?
  • lafayette: i like bread.
  • hercules mulligan: HEY COME BACK BITCH YOU STOLE MY PILLOW
  • angelica schuyler: touch me again and i'll pour kool aid on your head
  • eliza schuyler: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD
  • peggy schuyler: *loud sobbing to in the heights*
  • thomas jefferson: i only like the stove mac and cheese. the microwave kind can go fuck itself.
  • james madison: she's making me do homework on a FUCKING SICK DAY JFC
  • aaron burr: this is taking forever help me
  • maria reynolds: call me slut one more time and see what happens, bitch
  • philip hamilton: imma be over here dying if you need me
  • george washington: i can't figure out how to livestream, help
  • king george iii: NOPE BYE GO FUCK YOURSELVES WHEEEEEEE
Halloween and Costumes !!!
  • Draco: Oh,God!!!
  • Draco: HERMIONE!!!
  • Hermione: What ???
  • Draco: Why? I mean why is our child dressed up like a house-elf ?
  • Hermione: why,what's wrong with that?
  • Draco: No, I forbid it. Our son can't go dressed like that.
  • Hermione: well, Draco it's either that or get dressed up like Harry Potter.
  • Draco: MERLIN ! Don't make me chose between them. Lord, no.
  • * Draco looks at his sullen faced son, and both of them smirk at each other *
  • Draco: Here, take this.
  • * Draco passes his scarf to his son *
  • Scorpius: Scorpy Gots a scarfy. Scorpy is finally free. Scorpy is a free elf. Yeee-hawwww !!!
  • * runs from there *
  • Draco: *smirks* Well...
  • Hermione: *mutters* Bloody ferret !

Originally posted by leafywinchester

“Peter, What the hell?!? How is it possible to dye your hair gold for new years?” You questioned your boyfriend, Who was sporting very very golden sparkly hair. How he even got the sparkles to stick was beyond you. 

“Because i can, And i look hella good.” Peter smiled his bright smile, Making you laugh a little. He was so adorkable. “Oh my god, You’re unbelievable.” 

“But that’s why you love me.” He kissed your forehead, Glitter getting on your face because of it.  Ugh, It was going to take forever to get it off. 

“Duh, Of course.” You said laughing, “but this is a little much, Even for you.”

  • raphael: you're annoying go take a walk
  • simon: okay...
  • simon: :'(
  • simon: hangs with wolf dad
  • simon: gets free chinese food
  • simon: performs a skit
  • simon: does a body-bag surprise
  • raphael: oh god no what did I do baby come back pls
  • raphael: i was kidding i promise

excuse me i just wanted to say that

I LOVE JOHNNY MR JOHN MY SEO SUH SUH BOY MY BABY BOY MY SWEETEST ANGEL WHO MAKES THE STARS SHINE AND MOUNTAINS CRUMBLE WITH THAT SWEET AS HELL SMILE!! I LOVE YOUNGHO SEO BECAUSE HE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE REAL, BOTH INSIDE AND OUT AND HE MAKES MY HEART FEEL LIKE IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE WITH EVERY BREATH OH MY GOD!! CAN YOU BELIEVE MR JOHN IS REAL I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO PASS OUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE LOVE THAT IS RESIDING IN MY CHEST IT MAKES ME DIZZY AND GIDDY!!! I GET SO HAPPY WHEN I REMEMBER HE EXISTS LIKE HOW ARE YOU REAL!?!? OH MY GOD SEO SEO BOY WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE HELL I’M GONNA LOVE YOU AND TAKE CARE OF YOU FOREVER!!!!!

yes that’s all 

Brains Over Beauty (Part 3) // Stiles Stilinski

Originally posted by stvlinski

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3

Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles x reader
Word Count: 1,835
Warnings: None :) 
Original request from @hungergamesteenwolf:  “Hi could you make an imagine where the reader is a veela (a beautiful supernatural creature with hypnotic powers) and everyone gets attracted to get because of her looks but only her soulmate gets attracted to her because of personality and until she finds out who her soulmate is the world is in black and white and she finds out stiles is her soulmate who she has been friends with since childhood. Thanks.” 

A/N: Here’s the next part finally! Part 4 should be up in a couple of days! Enjoy!

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Dark Willow: Wanna know what a bullet feels like, Warren? A real one?  It’s not like in the comics.

Warren Mears: No. No.

Willow: I think you need to. Feel it.

Warren: Oh god! Stop it!

Willow: It’s not going to make a neat little hole. First, it’ll obliterate your internal organs. Your lung will collapse. Feels like drowning.

Warren: Please! No.

Willow: When it finally hits your spine, it’ll blow your central nervous system.

Warren: Oh please, stop, god! Please-

Willow: I’m talking! The pain will be unbearable, but you won’t be able to move. Bullet usually travels faster than this, of course. But the dying? It’ll seem like it takes forever.  Something, isn’t it? One tiny piece of metal destroys everything. It ripped her insides out … took her light away. From me. From the world.  Now the one person who should be here is gone and a waste like you gets to live.  Tiny piece of metal. Can you feel it now?

-“Buffy" 

am i doing this?? HAHA! APPARENTLY! um. this is a short undertale fic which takes place in @zarla-s‘s handplates au, which im ASSUMING everyone’s seen by now but if you havent go………… go look at that instead of reading this. it’s way better i promise. this was done partly for character practice and MOSTLY because i couldnt get these Sad Skels out of my head, haha. um um um. post-pacifist, spoilers obviously, assumes frisk & co. occasionally travel back and forth between the surface and the underground, wont make sense if you havent read those comics, OH MY GOD, I CANT BELIEVE IM POSTING THIS, BYE FOREVER

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Okay but did anyone else come out of that episode...

…imagining Chuck as the world’s biggest cat lady / animal hoarder?

Chuck: *CREATION*

Amara: Chuck, this has to stop.

Chuck: But look at them! They’re all so cute! And smart! And funny!

Amara: It’s a closed ecosystem! If they keep breeding how will you take care of them all??

Chuck: Well…I suppose the older ones could die to make room for the new ones like you suggested…

Amara: Finally!

Chuck: …but not really! Because afterwards their essence can remain with me forever in Heaven!

Amara: OH MY GOD *does another mass extinction*

The signs shooting a gun for the first time:
  • Aries: Hell yes imma kill you watch out *shoots* ouch! My shoulder!
  • Taurus: what? I shot it six times how did I miss?
  • Gemini: It won't shoot! The safety is on? Oh...
  • Cancer: really really good with the gun
  • Leo: empowered af
  • Virgo: yes I know I'm taking forever to aim, shut up
  • Libra: *shoots* *screams*
  • Scorpio: good... Too good
  • Sagittarius: Im supposed to be an archer for christs sake why can't I aim
  • Capricorn: this isn't as fun as I had anticipated
  • Aquarius: wants to short really weird things and makes it fun
  • Pisces: so I just... *accidentally pulls trigger* OH MY GOD!
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This series always like makes me so happy! Like oh my god seeing how these people reacted to you guys delivering their food to them just made me wanna cry! I love volunteering so much I do it for my local humane society and I work with dogs,cats,bunnies,ferrets, and I get to like feed puppies and take care of the ones that just got out of surgery, it’s honestly the greatest feeling! And seeing someone who’s a constant light to me, being a light for so many people and helping people and like actually enjoying it like Hannah does whereas I hear people complaining at the humane society all the time just because it’s “work” and it’s just very refreshing to see like minded people like you and your community who created have a hart day, do all these things to not only make people feel good but to make yourselves feel good! Loveeeedd this video babe! And as always I love you hannahh!! @mydrunkkitchen // YouTube.com/MyHarto // FEELZ ON WHEELS! 💙💙💙 GO WATCH GUYS!!!

anonymous asked:

bts reaction to when their child learns to walks thanks in advance

Jin : takes out camera to keep this moment forever

Originally posted by kim-taehyvngs

Yoongi (Suga) : runs to him to catch him in case he trips. Because Yoongi might not always care but he cares for his child !

Originally posted by hugtae

Hoseok (J-Hope) : screams “oh my god Jagi ! He’s walking ! Ahhhhhh” the child will probably fall dur to his screams tho

Originally posted by troiskims

Namjoon (Rap Monster) : “wow he actually can walk ? He isn’t as clumsy as me I’m relieved”

Originally posted by kppoptrash

Jimin : gets teary because it’s such an amazing moment in the life of a parent

Originally posted by hnngbangtan

Taehyung (V) : “this is so cute ! Let’s keep making babies forever so we can see this moment again and again”

Originally posted by exo-chanyeollie

Jungkook : is hypnotized, no one talk to him

Originally posted by eatupbangtan

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Anna ~

Have you ever kissed a poet?
You can feel her words fighting to stay on her lips, you can hear the poem she’ll soon write about you already flying through her mind. Words unintelligible at present, but so vast. Her hands shake on the back of your neck, itching for a pencil, a pen, anything to release these feelings. To free them from such a turbulent mind.

What about a classicist?
His mind is occupied by the weight of the ancient world. When he’s touching you, you feel Latin and Greek come alive on your skin. He rises these words from the dead, just for you, just to show you he can. He makes you feel like a god kissing a mortal, like you can live forever. But he fades further away from you with every breath that you take, every breath he’s taught you not to need.

An engineer?
Oh what pleasure in something so mechanical, so routine. He kisses you like he’s been doing it forever. This time your mortal soul is the one that’s fading, machines can last forever. He has cold hands, and he works too hard. Sometimes, he forgets you are there and let’s his arms drop. But God, what surprise to learn that he does have a soul. It is difficult, but hearts made from metal can still be broken.

—  Kiss, 18/31

For a while, my words were bone dry.
It was like I had said everything I needed to say, like there was no point in writing if it didn’t mean something,
I felt like I had used every metaphor and exhausted my files of heartbreak.

But you, oh god, I could write about you forever.
I could write about your eyes, as cliché as it sounds, I could say how they make me feel like my chest is on fire, like every breath I take is bringing me closer to drought.
I could really go on about your smile; how it’s sort of a joke you’re always telling,
Sometimes I catch myself subconsciously caught in your web, looking across rooms at you, especially when you’re happy, somehow I think I could be just as happy only by watching you.

God, you know exactly who you are.
You are so kind that it terrifies me, and I’m nauseous every time I imagine you saying my name, holding me, even thinking of one kiss I think I’ll fade into watercolors.
My heart is beating even now, even thinking about you, even writing about all the things about you that make me feel like maybe I could learn what happiness was.

Lately it’s felt like there’s something there, even though you don’t even know me.
You’d call me an acquaintance; I’d call you the most fascinating boy I’ve ever let crawl into my words.
Maybe you’re fire, maybe I’m only getting closer to hurting myself with my fascination, maybe you aren’t who I think you are, maybe you’d laugh if you knew I thought you were jazz music in human form, but oh god,
Oh god,
Oh god,
I don’t think I care anymore.
Oh god, I could write about you forever.

—  I’m so good at ignoring my feelings but I can’t ignore the fact that your laugh has become my new favorite sound// f.g.a
Jonnor Headcannon

Where did Connor get the nail polish when he painted his own nails to show Jude he supported him?

Did his mom happen to have the same exact shade? Unlikely.

Did his dad buy it for him? Highly doubt it.

So I have this image in my mind that while Connor is out shopping with one of his parents, he spots navy blue nail polish, and he just can’t help but to formulate a plan. Maybe while his mom/dad isn’t looking, he grabs it and runs over to the cashier lane, pulls out all his spare change, quickly pays and shoves it in his pocket. And the morning after, he tries to hurriedly paint them before his family is awake. This is taking forever to dry oh god. Once it dries he has to hide his hands from his dad all through out the drive to school. And don’t get him started on the stupid remarks that Jeremy keeps making during English class. 

But once he sees Jude’s eyes light up when he sees Connor’s matching nails at lunch, and when Jude’s little smile causes little butterflies to flit around in his own stomach, he knows it was all worth it. Because Jude is worth it.

Students in English class: Teacher, no. Don’t make me overanalyze this book. This is so stupid… the rose in the story is JUST A STUPID ROSE it’s not some symbol tying together the twenty themes you just made up for the purpose of this class.

Students on tumblr: #oh my god #i’m having a heart attack #watch this gif #did you see how the character looked to the left #and twitched her left-most eyelash? #this means #we know every single one #of her hopes and thoughts and dreams and personality quirks #and now we know why she makes all the decisions she does in the entire movie #jesus take the wheel i can’t breathe this is such a revelation #/screams/ #my life is changed forever #THiS moViE iS SO deEp!!!