oh god this is such a funny scene

83 Thoughts I Had Watching The "Outlander" Season Finale
My body was not ready. SPOILERS AHEAD.
By Keely Flaherty


13. Frank DIED? Oh, thank god.

14. Brianna, look, Frank is not daddy. Literally everyone sees Jamie and says, “Daddy.”

22. Why isn’t someone taking care of Lallybroch? Where are Jenny’s garbage great great grandchildren?

40. Must be one of Jenny’s garbage grandchildren laying flowers at the Culloden Fraser rock.

41. Glad you’re not crying during this scene, Claire, cause THE REST OF US CERTAINLY FUCKING ARE.

45. Be the Chill Murtagh you wish to see in the world.

50. The turtleneck game on this show is so strong. Everyone is so hot and wearing such a flattering turtleneck.

59. Poor Roger, his dad just died and now he’s got these two biddies living in his house, arguing about time travel, and he just wants to wear his chunky turtlenecks in peace.


Cadet Holmes: A Detective Undercover

Oh. My. God. What have I done? This was meant to be a quick little ficlet about Sherlock swooning over Captain Watson. It’s turned into a monster, over 6,000 words long. I blame @inevitably-johnlocked and the watchalong crew. An innocent screening of Mulan has turned into this smut fest.

I hope you all enjoy it, I tried to make it funny as well as sexy.

Warnings: military kink, public sex, swearing, a tiny bit of homophobia, Sherlock has a dirty mind, there is a scene that doesn’t have explicitly obvious consent but they both want it, there is a crime scene in this but I tried not to describe the body much, explicit sex happens and as it’s a smut fic they don’t use protection.

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today my friend sophie and i were in english class and my teacher asked what we were thankful for n i said “im thankful for sophie and our mutual love for ian alexander” and then we explained to the class that he played buck on the OA and i was surprised at the few people who actually knew what we were talking about and then my teacher talked about how she was at the gym and the sex scene in the first ep came on and she was like scrambling to turn it off and she fell of her treadmill it was so funny oh my god

Can we just talk about Ryan Kelley for a second??

So I happened to find a bunch of these pictures of him behind the scenes of Teen Wolf and oh my god…

It seems like he enjoys being Parrish even off camera


and sometimes he’s good cop

sometimes he’s bad cop

sometimes he’s angry cop

(notice how under sex it says YES)

sometimes he’s sneaky cop

sometimes he’s proud cop

sometimes he’s funny cop

but let’s be honest

he’s always funny cop

oh my god

he’s also sometimes cutie cop :}

look at him


but most of all

he’s sexy advertisement cop :D

I hope you all realize how much Ryan Kelley is a precious dork

oh my god i saw the new wonder woman trailer before rogue one a couple weeks back and at the very end there’s a scene where wonder woman like tries on a frilly dress and is like “how do you women fight in these things” like the producers of this movie really thought they were being Funny and Feminist as if wonder woman hasn’t spent the last three minutes prancing around in a skintight leotard custom-molded to her boobs

  • Jeongguk: *looks at Jimin in the new teaser*
  • Jeongguk: no but why
  • Jeongguk: what am i going to do
  • Seokjin: whats wrong maknae
  • Jeongguk: did this dum...
  • Seokjin: *glares*
  • Jeongguk: ...dumpling get hotter
  • Jimin: Oh my god Kookie you noticed. all for u
  • Jeongguk: *grabs Jimins collar*
  • Jeongguk: but WHY
  • Jimin: i wanted you to notice me and-
  • Jeongguk: stop it i can't take it anymore lets just do this
  • Jimin: you mean-
  • Jeongguk: yes. i'll let u take a selca with me
  • Jimin: *runs to calendar and marks the day*
  • Jimin: today's the happiest day of my life
shit the signs say (based on things I've heard irl)
  • aries: "you're allowed to hold any opinion you like, even if it opposes mine, and is therefore wrong."
  • taurus: "I don't have any goals other than the acquisition of fries. okay, that's a lie, I want to be a doctor, but mainly it's just the fries."
  • gemini: "scene rehab is listening to country music until your rainbow extensions fall out."
  • cancer: "oh my god, why are you crying?" "(through sobs) George Washington's not running for President."
  • leo: "I've won, I just don't want to get my tits out to prove it."
  • virgo: "surely if you're explaining to someone why you don't like a person, you lead with 'she threw a chair at my girlfriend', no?"
  • libra: "I once told my girlfriend I had a sonnet kink, then sent her a bunch of iambic couplets about my butt."
  • scorpio: "let's take it in turns stabbing each other!"
  • capricorn: "I've blanked out at least 60% of our angsty phase. occasionally, memories resurface and I have to plunge them back in to the void. it's like emotional Whack-A-Mole."
  • aquarius: "if I could write poetry this good when I was drunk, I would never stop writing. I mean, I'd never stop drinking either, so it's probably just as well."
  • pisces: "apparently high me really loves Christina Aguilera."