Oh. My. God. What have I done? This was meant to be a quick little ficlet about Sherlock swooning over Captain Watson. It’s turned into a monster, over 6,000 words long. I blame @inevitably-johnlocked and the watchalong crew. An innocent screening of Mulan has turned into this smut fest.
I hope you all enjoy it, I tried to make it funny as well as sexy.
Warnings: military kink, public sex, swearing, a tiny bit of homophobia, Sherlock has a dirty mind, there is a scene that doesn’t have explicitly obvious consent but they both want it, there is a crime scene in this but I tried not to describe the body much, explicit sex happens and as it’s a smut fic they don’t use protection.
today my friend sophie and i were in english class and my teacher asked what we were thankful for n i said “im thankful for sophie and our mutual love for ian alexander” and then we explained to the class that he played buck on the OA and i was surprised at the few people who actually knew what we were talking about and then my teacher talked about how she was at the gym and the sex scene in the first ep came on and she was like scrambling to turn it off and she fell of her treadmill it was so funny oh my god
oh my god i saw the new wonder woman trailer before rogue one a couple weeks back and at the very end there’s a scene where wonder woman like tries on a frilly dress and is like “how do you women fight in these things” like the producers of this movie really thought they were being Funny and Feminist as if wonder woman hasn’t spent the last three minutes prancing around in a skintight leotard custom-molded to her boobs