oh god this is so shitty

It’s “baseball night” at this restaurant (u know how like when it’ll be a certain school’s night the restaurant will donate a part of the profit to the school it’s like that)
And the entire baseball team is here and they’re all under the age of 8
It wouldn’t be bad but these white ppl are letting their children play tag in the middle of the restaurant
The parents aren’t watching their kids they’re yelling at the wait staff and being shitty
I hate whites oh my god
Our waitress looks like a high school student and she has her arm in a brace
She’s serving like so many tables and like the fucking children keep running in front of her
And Bc they’re so short staffed our food might take up to half an hour to an hour and that’s not bad but all these ppl keep yelling at her about it like oh my god

the-collector-of-memories  asked:

Hey there, just wanted to say thanks for a lot of things. I would adore having you as a professor, and your students are lucky to have you. Your education posts are easy to read and understand, your sarcasm is legendary, and those comments on random posts are hilarious and make me laugh on even a shitty day like today. So: Thanks for existing.

oh my god this is such a sweet message? you’re the best.

OH MY GOD 15 MILLION??? THATS INSANE

Let me start off by saying congratulations on 15 FREAKING MILLION SUBSCRIBERS @therealjacksepticeye YOUVE WORKED SO HARD AND YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE YOU REALLY DO

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN WATCHING YOU I CANT EVEN ANSWER THAT i cant even say how much i want to thank you. Youve played such a large role in my life when times were shitty and nothing made me happy, i would just watch your videos and find myself giggling and even full blown laughter! 

I love how you keep in touch with your viewers when you make videos that discusses your opinions or your feelings and even your regular videos, you still show that youre you and youre not afraid of expressing that. 

You make ALL OF US AND I MEAN ALL OF US WHO WATCH YOU so happy even if you dont think you are. We all watch your videos and find so much joy in every second of them. We cant thank you enough for being a part of our lives and making them worth living. Even if you dont think youre doing anything, just being you and making these videos for US, youre bringing us all together. We’re so happy to watch your videos and thank you for bringing us so much happiness Jack. WE LOVE YOU!

smh and sneezing

this is a weird thing to headcanon probably but i have a cold and i keep sneezing and that made me think about different types of sneezing

  • jack: has an adorable sneeze, the kind that makes every single person near him go “oh my god, that was so cute!”. nobody expects that high-pitched “cheww!” sound to come from jack, but it does.
  • bitty: the quietest sneeze. people often don’t even realize he was sneezing; just “why did you randomly cover your face for a moment”
  • shitty: his sneeze sounds strangely like “uh-BRAH!”. how??? it is a mystery
  • lardo: the loudest sneeze. she’s the kind of person who shouts when she sneezes, and gets annoyed looks from everyone in the library.
  • holster: always sneezes in threes, but there’s a longer time than usual between his sneezes, so he always gets “bless you”’s for every sneeze and it’s awkward.
  • ransom: always has really long buildup to his sneezes, often he thinks it was a false alarm, but then the sneeze comes with no warning. “[moments of silence while he stares up at the ceiling but nothing happens]….sorry, i thought i had to snee-CHOO”
  • nursey: somehow always manages to be taking a sip of something when he sneezes, causing his drink to squirt out of his nose. it’s awful.
  • dex: nobody has ever seen him sneeze, but rumor has it his sneezes are legendary. every now and then a clip of strange sound will circulate with someone claiming it is a Dex Sneeze, and usually ends up being exposed as a hoax. can dex even sneeze? are they real? i want to believe.
  • chowder: really shorts sneezes, but really many of them..his record is 15 in a row
  • tango: always has those really excessive buildups, like “uh-uh-uh-uuuuh-CHOO!”
  • whiskey: somehow remains straight faced through his entire sneeze. seriously, he doesn’t even close his eyes. it’s weird.

When you meet your fave and he is every bit as nice and adorable as you thought he would be and you’re both really un-photogenic (and sleepy)  at midnight but it’s okay because you had a nice talk and good things happened for you and everything is great and nothing else matters.

highlights of 4x07
  • shirtless Bellamy HELLO 
  •  honestly Kane is hot too 
  • and Harper DAMN 
  • “I just needed to see my mom” aw Clarke baby 
  • “Go take a shower” thank you Abby making sure Clarke is clean 
  • BELLAMY SUITING UP TO SAVE ONE OF THE HUNDRED that boy loves his costumes 
  • Honestly Bellamy is so BRAVE and GOOD I love him so much 
  • Becca’s house is amazing but there’s no way that pool stayed clean the whole time 
  • THIS IS THE SURVIVOR’S GUILT HOUSE OK 
  • Shower time for Clarke hell yeah I love this new soft look 
  • Why won’t anyone let my baby girl rest 
  • …Oh Bellamy…such a sad moment but GOD Bob is so good 
  • Murphy and Emori, the morally gray murder children 
  • Ilian is such a cutie patootie but I want Octagon to stay the hell away from him!!! Don’t taint him with your shitty ways!!! 
  • Bellamy and Kane’s relationship is so important and their talks break my heart 
  • “You can’t save someone who doesn’t want to be saved” YES Bellamy time to focus on people who actually care about you 
  • Oh hi Roan 
  • Omfg did Emori plant that guy here what a devious little bean I love her
7

so uh. i watched the road to el dorado w/ @thismightyneed awhile ago and. man. i WAS told the main characters are eXACTLY like maui & tamatoa but OH MY GOD THEY’RE E X A C T LY LIKE MAUI & TAMATOA ITS UNCANNY TBH

u can see how long this took me by how the way i draw them changes every other picture jfdklsajfdlk

bonus:

  • Lardo: We've been trying to tell you this for years. Your bacon allergy is a lie.
  • Shitty: Your mom made it up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.
  • Jack: No, no! I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!
  • Jack: Bacon, doughnuts, Halloween candy, not saying 'thank you'...
  • Jack: Oh my god!

Me, a very pessimistic depressed bean: tries to be positive and talk to people nicely
Everyone around me: acts extremely negative and standoffish
Me:

Originally posted by euphorichris

anonymous asked:

Russia is not boring , but sometimes sad and shitty af. This time Grishina fights with her mother, bcz she left her on the street without money, and now Nastya,her son Dima and husband Victor live on the street :/ www(.)kp(.)ru/daily/26652/3673188/

Oh my God, that’s so sad! It’s a very long story, but basically Anastasia Grishina herself sent a letter to the newspaper asking for help after her mother, father and brothers took all her money and how now she has nowhere to live.

Nastya was underage when, after the Olympics, she received a car and prize money, so she trusted her mother with it. She had a lot of trouble with getting her mother to give her money for an apartment after getting married and having a child, and it was then when she finally found out the big amunt of money she had earned as a gymnast (salaries, prize money for competitions, cars), but of that amount, almost nothing was left, as her family had took them all. She finally bought an apartment, but her mother made her buy it in her own name or else she wouldn’t give her money to, under the excuse that this way, her husband can’t claim it, but after several fights with her mother who ended up living with them anyway, she left the apartment and her mother changed the locks. She now has no right to the apartment she bought, nor has any money. Her husband works, but most money go on renting a place and she’s looking for a job despite having an 8 month old baby.

She found out that all these years her family has been living off the money she earned and now that the money’s over, they kicked her out and her family is threatening her to shut up about it. The most heartbreaking part is her saying she knows her family never loved her, but she says she has to do this even if she’ll become even more of an outcast for them, as she needs money to raise her son and to find a place to live.

Car OTP Prompts
  • “What made you think choosing this license plate ‘number’ was a good idea? No, I don’t know you, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s dumb.”
  • "I challenge you to a car decorating war.”
    BONUS: ”..are those wedding decorations??”
  • “Can you move your car? You’re blocking my way. Oh, you did not just call me a shitty driver. Wait–get back here and move your damn vehicle!”
  • "This guy is taking up two spots.. trap him in? Trap him in.”
  • "So we’re locked inside/outside of your car alone in this parking lot with no way to contact anyone.. oh my god–we already fed the cat, it should be the least of our concerns right now!”
  • “I think you mistook my car for yours.”
    BONUS: “No, it wasn’t a mistake.”
  • “Nice windshield wiper decal but mine definitely beats it.”
  • I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom!(rip)
  • “We’re stuck in traffic, this song has played exactly sixteen times in the past half-hour, and we’re already running late.”
    BONUS: “No, we are not going to fuck–”
Fallen Castiel part ??

Originally posted by jessestar10

Seriously, why’s that female in the first pic? Could someone explain? 

However, let’s forget about her. Let’s focus on fallen Cas —

OH GOD LOOK AT CAS’ FACE. HE’S LIKE OH MY DEAN YOU’RE SO PRETTYYYY. Seriously what’s wrong with me. It’s not good time to post. I’m going a stir crazy. Too many energy drinks. Just read these. Fallen Cas. Good. Caffeine. 


Title: the taste of gravel in the mouth

Author: beenghosting

Rating: Explicit

Words: 22,395 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. Read it. Reeeeeaaad it. I fucking love it. I can give up Heaven for this. I volunteer! I’m here! Take me!

Summary: This is what Cas gave up Heaven for: greasy diner food, shitty motel rooms with even shittier cable, long car rides spent in complete silence except for the same six tapes playing over and over again, and a burnt-out husk of a man who can barely hold a conversation anymore.

( Read here )


Title: and build a house around you

Author: subcas

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2,614 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: Good old fashion case fic. Once in awhile you just need to read these. Unless you’re Admin A who doesn’t read non-AU fics ever. It’s strange. I need this kinda situation happen in the show. Can you see this coming? CAN YOU?

Summary: After a close call on a hunt, Dean and Cas try to work out their frustration.

( Read here )


Title: after a storm

Author: museaway

Rating: Mature

Words: 10,482 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: I love this! I hate the part in which Dean tells Cas to go. I want to go and slap Dean on the face and be like YOU FOOL DON’T LET HIM GO HE CAN’T EVEN BRUSH HIS TEETH. Now I get my happy story in which Dean wasn’t stupid. (No, I wasn’t thinking about the fact that Sam might have died.)

Summary: Despite Zeke’s threats, Dean doesn’t tell Cas to leave the bunker. He revels in their burgeoning relationship, content to end his day with Cas asleep on his shoulder, even if they’ll always sleep in separate rooms. Cas is it for him. But when Cas begins to experience physical urges he can’t control, he asks Dean for a hand—metaphorically, and later, literally.

( Read here )


Title: Bring Up the Deep

Author: beenghosting

Rating: Explicit

Words: 22,680 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: Good old Case fic! This is a newer one, so pretty much one of the fics that I have recently read. It’s good, I like Cas in it and I like how Dean and Cas are. Very canon. My brains are not working.

Summary: They went back and forth on whether or not to make the drive until Sam found an article in the town’s local paper dated a week earlier about a lobster fisherman who swore a monster sank his boat.

( Read here )


Title: ten thousand words

Author: bree_black

Rating: Explicit

Words: 13,238 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: This is so saaaad. Makes me so sad. I wanna cry now and I just read the summary.

Summary: In 2009, a man who claims to speak to God gives the not-quite-an-angel-anymore Castiel his Polaroid camera. “Use it wisely,” he warns. “Cameras are a strange sort of magic. They hold on to the energy of the moments they capture and keep it alive past its time. That’s why we should only take photographs of our happiest moments. There’s no sense prolonging our pain or sadness, but love and joy are worth saving.”

During the next five years, Castiel superstitiously takes nine photographs of his happiest moments. When a second Dean arrives from the past, Castiel knows he’s been sent to witness something catastrophic, something so terrible Zachariah believes it will scare Dean into accepting his destiny. He senses the end is near, but Castiel can’t quite bring himself to take the final photograph. Dean does it for him.

( Read here )

Nothing is Infinite
  • Karamatsu: *holding Chibita* Oh, my beautiful, darling Chibita, so...
  • Karamatsu: Darling... and...
  • Karamatsu: ...Beauti... ful?
  • Todomatsu: *dramatically gasps*
  • Todomatsu: YOU GUYS, KARAMATSU-NIISAN FINALLY RAN OUT SHITTY PAINFUL THINGS TO SAY!
  • the sextuplets: *all screaming and high-fiving*
  • Karamatsu: *looks like he's literally let God down*
Lip Gallagher imagine “Are you happy now?”

Originally posted by shamelessturkey

Pairing: Lip Gallagher x reader
Requested: nope
Warnings: cursing, my poor and shitty writing skill
Author note: soooo this is my first imagine EVER!!! And I’m kinda FREAKING OUT!!! Sorry for this…

———————–

You were sitting at the top of the Gallagher house smoking and just looking at the night sky like in cliché teen movie. It was pretty cold that’s why Lip went to get you something hot to drink.

“Here I am” you saw Lip’s head popping out of the door. You took both cups so he could come up.

“Thanks! Oh my god it’s fucking freezing!” As Lip climbed on to the roof you gave him one of the cups back.

“Yea I know.” Lip took a little sip.

“Soooo how was your day?” You did the same thing.

“Well I mean it was just a regular shitty day. I woke up, went to school, did somebody else’s homework, got paid. Just a usual day. What about you?” Lip took away your cigaret.

“Eeeem I woke up, went to school, skipped a few lessons, stole somebody else’s wallet, went home, got yelled at by my mom and pretended I was doing homework for the rest of the evening” You laughed a bit.

“By the way what about your mother not liking me?”

“She thinks that you have a bad influence on me” you laughed again.

“Seriously?” You looked at him with a raised eyebrow. “Not that I care”

“WHY do you even care? We are not a couple, are we? You told me it yourself. We are just best friends who fuck”

“Yea we are”

There was I little silent pause. You looked at Lip and saw that he was a little upset

“Is everything okay?”

“Yes. Why?” Lip looked at you with a confused expression.

“I can see when you are not telling me something. So come on. Spill it” You took your cigarette back.

“It’s nothing!”

“Don’t you fucking lie to me Lip Gallagher!” You raised your voice

“There’s nothing to tell!” Lip was getting angry.

“Liar!” You giggled

“Fuck! I’m not lying!”

“Not telling something to your best friend equals lying!”

“No it doesn’t!

“YES IT DOES!” By now you have already been yelling at each other. “If YOU won’t tell me I’m gonna ask Ian!” You jumped on your feet and started walking towards the door.

“I think I love you!” Lip yelled at your back. “Are you happy now?!” You slowly turned to face Lip.

“What?” You asked really quite.

“I really liked you when just started to fuck and I hoped that I will get over it but I didn’t and I know that you’re dating that dickhead Liam but I honestly don’t care and I know that it is pathetic and corny and…” Lip didn’t get the chance to finish as you pressed your lips to his. Your hands snaking around his neck and his resting on your waste.

The kiss was really passionate but soft at the same time.

You broke the kiss.“I love you too Lip Gallagher. And yes. I’m happy” You giggled.

“I got turned on. Maybe we can move to the bedroom?”

“You are a romance killer” you laughed.

If you liked it PLEASEEE let me know

8

‘We must be meant for each other.’

The one he knew i loved

Originally posted by lagrthas

*GIF not mine*

Masterlist

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4

Request: anons (i think i don’t have this under control)

PART 5 PART 5!!!! 

That last part! 🙌 can’t wait for a part 5

Hi love your Hvisterk and Ivar story hope you do a part 5 

Yes, part 5 and MORE!! 😍😍 

Oh my god, we need part 5, 6, 7 of this imagine ! It’s so cool and good ! More smut and creepy Ivar please ♥ 

I know i have been horrible at posting, like im getting worse than GRRM, and y’all are seriously the most patient readers someone could ever have! Im so sorry that i have kept all of you waiting for so long and the fact that none of you have harassed me for it! I have no i fucking clue what so ever where this imagine series is going like seriously. no. fucking. idea.

I hope this isn’t as shitty shit as i feel like it is, so enjoy my little sweethearts! Xx

Warnings: Idk maybe a little violence but hello, it’s vikings

Wordcount: 5.158


The delicate kiss from the pale moonlight woke me from my slumber. Smooth pelt embracing me in it’s warmth as my eyes slowly drifted open. Since Sigurd had decided to tell our secret at the supper at least a week ago, we had tried to hide from everyone and everything, and Bjorn had aided us well in that. 

When he first had pulled us outside the hall, he hadn’t stopped walking. He had just continued until i collected the strength to finally break the silence. 

“Hvitserk where are you going?” My shaky and frightened voice had asked.

“I don’t know.” He hadn’t turned his head to look at me, just continued his journey forward and dragged me along with him. 

“Hvitserk!” I yelled at him as my watery eyes had threatened to spill. 

“I said i don’t know y/n!” His stern voice yelled back at me, only strengthening that threat. 

I had ripped my hand from his and placing it on my forehead, forced him to stop as i did. 

“He is going to kill you.” 

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