oh god this is really getting to me

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So one round there was this guy, username TheRealGenji (who’d he have to kill to get that name?). He did fantastic impressions of Genji during the round. Like, really fantastic Genji impressions!

I was playing Mercy, and he says “Hello, Angela!” to me in Genji’s voice. Honest to god I thought “Oh wait, that’s me, isn’t it! I’m Angela!”. I was going to say hello, but I panicked a bit and jumped instead . - .

He was a really funny guy, and his Torbjorn voice was hilarious! Our team lost the round because of the enemy Bastion, but man it was a great game. Somebody said TheRealGenji has a youtube channel, but I haven’t been able to find it…

My face when I get a work email that begins ‘Dear Sirs’

My face when I a customer says ‘You’ve been here some time now haven’t you? How many years have you been here now?’ 

My face when a customer that hasn’t seen me for a while says ‘Oh they let you out did they?’ or ‘oh you’ve escaped then?’. (they honest to god say the same lines over and over)

Bless ‘em.

anonymous asked:

Soooo, I'm about to go so off topic from Thunderhoof.... But, like, does anyone like Overlord? Or is it just me? Cause I can't tell :D P.s LOOVE your blog :)

When he appears I’m always “OH MY GOD HE’S BACK!!!!” but once he starts causing mayhem I start wishing someone would beat him up. 

But I’ll admit when he easily beats up someone who is really arrogant(Tarn) I get really happy. :D

And thank you!!! :D

anonymous asked:

Grape do you have any wedding inukag fics that you like?

Wedding fics that I like? 

Grown Up Nonsense by toesalignedarch AU has a really cute wedding!! Warning it is a sequel to their other fic! 

and 

Life Goes On by L.M. Avalon (which is a sequel BTW) 

Basically when I read fics with weddings when things are too perfect and go just as planned I get bored. I love the crazy and memorable and maybe even some drama. With best friends helping out and everyone getting to participate.

Oh my god I’m sorry it took me so long to answer this!! I’m just lame and I forgot.  

egobangshmeegobang  asked:

Listen, Janet, stop going off on my girlfriend. There is NOT more than one physical sex. You are incorrect. You should be smarter than this and know that you are wrong. There is only two sexes, end of story.

what does this even say. i can’t even read this. i’m sorry but i can’t even call this funny, it literally makes no sense, “there is not more than one physical sex” ok dude whatever you say oh my god. also “you should be smarter than this and know that you are wrong” wow what a compelling argument, you’ve really convinced me, lmao, now please get off my blog, you’re ruining my aesthetic

anonymous asked:

Hi, Pia! I'm reading your Fae Tales and loving it very much so far, the way your characters evolve and interact with each other is everything I crave in a story <3 So, my question is, if centers and heartsongs existed in the TGATNW-verse, what would you say would they would be for Jack and Pitch? (Maybe the Tsar too and other characters if the answer isn't too spoiler-y or annoying for you to respond)

So glad you’re enjoying the Fae Tales verse so far! That makes me so happy when people give it a try and get something out of it. :D

As for TGATNW and heartsongs oh my god, hmmm. Oh man that’s really hard, lol, because I haven’t thought about that at all here, except to loosely associate North, Bunnymund and Tooth with their centres, but very loosely.

And I can’t reveal the Tsar’s because that would be spoilery, but I’ll give it my best shot otherwise!

Jack Frost - Resilience or Endurance
Kozmotis (Pitch) Pitchiner - Loss and/or Determination
Bunnymund - Hope (for all that he’s a pessimist, lol)
North - Wonder
Toothiana - Memory or Observation
Anton - Compassion
Eva - Strength
Seraphina - Will
Jamie - Truth
Flitmouse - Fierceness

adgerelli  asked:

Oh my god I had a dream last night? Flash and Blue were at a carnival just on a daddy daughter date or something. It was super cute & I don't remember a whole lot except at one point it got really windy and blue was scared the wind was gonna blow her away. That's what I get for looking at ur blog before I sleep lmao

omggg that’s super cute ??? and totally canon now, thanks for giving me free ideas! :>

acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “I went to the store with her–him”
  • “He and I–sorry she and I went to the movies”
  • “He’s–I mean they’re a big fan of Marvel Comics”

not acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “She really likes–oh my god I mean he, I’m so sorry, I just don’t have it down yet, you need to give me time, I mean, I’m getting it, I promise, it’s just so hard sometimes, and I don’t even know where that came from, and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to, you just have to go easy on me, I’ve never done this before, it’s just, I’m getting it, it won’t happen again, it’s just hard, you get it, right?”

this has been a psa

Batfam as things my coworkers have said
  • Bruce, overheard on the phone as he's leaving WE: Wait, your brother is at work? (...) Oh thank god, that means I can sleep when I get home.
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  • Dick, giving Duke a tour of the Batcave: I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. Everyone's really nice here. Except for Jason.
  • Jason, from across the cave: That's messed up!
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  • Stephanie: *sees Cass's hand is bandaged up* Oh my god, are you okay?
  • Cass: Yeah, I just stabbed myself. It's fine.
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  • Tim: What, you think that because you're bootylicious, you can do whatever you want?
  • Jason, nodding: Yeah, pretty much.
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  • Damian: Alfred knows everything, he just pretends that he doesn't.
  • Alfred: Well, somebody needs to know something around here.
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  • Stephanie, inspecting Tim's under-eye circles: You need some makeup, fam. That shit is unsettling.
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  • Dick, to Roy: I hereby name you an official member of the family!
  • Jason: It's a trap, dude. You don't wanna be part of this family.
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  • Tim: Has anyone seen my coffee?
  • All: No.
  • Tim: Looks like it sucks to be Steph today. *picks up Stephanie's coffee and walks away*
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  • Duke: You've gotta be crazy to work here.
  • Jason: You don't HAVE to be crazy. We can always train you.
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  • WE Employee: *walks into Bruce's office to hear a loud alarm coming from his computer while Bruce fills out paperwork, seemingly unperturbed*
  • WE Employee: How can you just sit there and listen to that?
  • Bruce: Do you have any idea how many kids I have?
  • Isak: Even kissed me.
  • Jonas: Ohmygodohmygod.
  • Magnus: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Jonas, get the wine. Isak, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Isak: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Jonas: *getting the wine* Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
  • Magnus: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Isak: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Magnus: Ok, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?
  • Isak: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
  • Magnus and Jonas: Ohhhhh.
  • [In the next room Even eating while Sana swirls a cup]
  • Even: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
  • Sana: Tongue?
  • Even: Yeah.
  • Sana: Cool.

an au where Bum never gets caught in Sangwoo’s house and continues stalking him but realizes “oh my god this guy is the absolute worst at hiding these bodies??? did he really just throw it away with the trash??” and slowly starts helping him behind the scenes and face palming every single time Sangwoo takes home another victim with similarities to the rest.  Bum just mumbling to himself “Are you trying to get caught, or something?” 

  • Castiel: Dean kissed me.
  • Gabriel: Ohmygodohmygod.
  • Charlie: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Gabriel, get the wine. Cas, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Castiel: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Gabriel: *getting the wine* Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
  • Charlie: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Castiel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Charlie: Ok, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?
  • Castiel: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
  • Charlie and Gabriel: Ohhhhh.
  • [In the next room Dean eating while Sam swirls a cup]
  • Dean: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
  • Sam: Tongue?
  • Dean: Yeah.
  • Sam: Cool.
winged sentence starters
  1. “Can you stop shedding feathers in the shower? Or at least clean them up afterwards?”
  2. “Sorry about my cat. she/he really, really likes feathery things.”
  3. “Hold on, your feathers are looking a bit disheveled. Want me to straighten them out for you?”
  4. “Can you actually… use those things?”
  5. “Oh my god. You have wings.”
  6. “How is this even possible?”
  7. “Hey, what’s up with your back? You look like a professional olympic swimmer on steroids.”
  8. “You flew for six hours? Come here, you’re getting a back rub.” 
  9. “Did someone try and pluck a feather again? Are they dead?”
  10. “What on earth happened to you? Have your wings been trimmed? Wh- are you ok?!”
  11. “…Where are your wings? What happened to you?”
  12. “So, like… do you just cut holes in your clothes and stuff?”
  13. “Underwear must be confusing.”
  14. “Look. I know you want to cuddle, but ten seconds after you fall asleep you roll away and I get a mouthful of feathers. Clean your primaries or stay still!”
Me, With Anime

*during episode 1* 

I wonder what this is about? Am I even going to like it?

*during episode 4, leaning forward to the screen*

Wow, this is really good. I didn’t know I’d like it this much!

*during episode 8, clutching a pillow and staring wide eyed at the screen*

Oh my god, oh my god, I can’t believe that happened! And I’m getting close to the end! No, there has to be more episodes, I just haven’t found them all!

*during episode 12-13, using pillow to wipe tears away*

No, no, it can’t be over! In 23 minutes it’s going to be over! And then what do I do! I can’t live without this anime! I can’t function, I can’t do anything! I know! I’ll rewatch it! Yes! The minute this episode ends, I’ll go back to episode 1 and start it all over.

*a few days later, pillow is finally dry from all the tears*

Huh, look at that anime. I wonder what it’s about? Nothing can replace or beat the one I just rewatched. Nothing could ever fill the hole it’s left in my heart from no more new episodes.

Rinse and repeat for all time.

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she really means: In DDD of The Symphony of Sorcery world Sora and Riku had to get song pieces to help wake up Mickey. The song was Dearly Beloved. Riku had the melody while Sora had the harmony. The harmony usually completes the melody so does that mean that Sora completes Riku? Also the scene where they are discussing how to wake up Sora, Dearly Beloved starts playing again when Riku talks about Sora on how he's a dork and that it's his job to take care of him and he heard Sora call out his name. So does this mean that Dearly Beloved is the SoRiku theme song in the KH series????
  • Betty: Veronica kissed me.
  • Jughead: Oh, my God.
  • Kevin: Okay, we want to hear everything. Archie, get the wine. Betty, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Betty: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Archie: *getting the wine* Don't start without me. Don't start without me.
  • Kevin: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like an “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Betty: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Kevin: Were you holding her? Or were her hands on you?
  • Betty: Actually, first they started on my waist. And then they slowly slid up to my shoulders.
  • Archie, Jughead, and Kevin: Ohhhhh!
  • [in the next room]
  • Veronica: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
  • Reggie: Tongue?
  • Veronica: Yeah.
  • Reggie: Cool.