oh god this is becoming so real to me

» westworld sentence meme

Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❝ Oh _____, you really do make a terrible human being. And I mean that as a compliment. ❞
  • ❝ It begins with the birth of a new people, and the choices they’ll have to make and the people they will decide to become. ❞
  • ❝ I understand now. This world doesn’t belong to them; it belongs to us. ❞
  • ❝ Wasn’t it Oppenheimer who said any man whose mistakes take 10 years to correct is quite the man? Well, mine took 35. ❞
  • ❝ Can you get him back online? ❞
  • ❝ Oh for fuck’s sake. You’re not one of us. You’re one of them. ❞
  • ❝ Take me to the place you promised. Take me to where the mountains meet the sea. ❞
  • ❝ What have you become? ❞
  • ❝ I see you’ve already met your makers. ❞
  • ❝ They don’t look like gods. ❞
  • ❝ Aren’t you concerned that I’ll smash all of my toys and go home? ❞
  • ❝ Are you real? ❞
  • ❝ So how does this work? Is there an orientation? ❞
  • ❝ Do you often experience social anxiety? ❞
  • ❝ You know what this means? It means that we’re done, that this is as good as we’re gonna get. It also means that you must indulge me the occasional mistake. ❞
  • ❝ It doesn’t look like anything to me. ❞
  • ❝ I never understood why they paired some of you off. ❞
  • ❝ Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray. I choose to see the beauty. To believe there is an order to our days. A purpose. ❞
  • ❝ What kind of a game is it? ❞
  • ❝ I think… I think I want to be free. ❞
  • ❝ One more word and I’ll cut your throat, understand? This is my fucking vacation. ❞
  • ❝ If you’re so concerned about her well-being, then I’ll just blow her brains out and the park will come get her. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, hey. Can you please just stop trying to kill or fuck everything? ❞
  • ❝ That’s not Orion. There are three stars in Orion’s belt, not four. ❞
  • ❝ Penny for your thoughts. ❞
  • ❝ There aren’t two versions of me. There’s only one. And I think when I discover who I am, I’ll be free. ❞
  • ❝ This pain. It’s all that I have left of him. ❞
  • ❝ He doesn’t get cold. He doesn’t feel ashamed. He doesn’t feel a solitary thing that we haven’t told him to. Understand? ❞
  • ❝ All my life I’ve prided myself on being a survivor. ❞
  • ❝ But the gods. They require a blood sacrifice. ❞
  • ❝ It’s the human beings that confuse me. ❞
  • ❝ They cannot see the things that will hurt them. I spare them that. Their lives are blissful. They are free from the burdens of self doubt. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not a key. I’m just me. ❞
  • ❝ You’re telling us that these hosts have been responding to a grudge? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, what happens here, stays here. ❞
  • ❝ There is beauty in this world. But people like you keep spreadin’ over it like a fuckin’ stain. ❞
  • ❝ You speak like you own this world. ❞
  • ❝ Lifelike, but not alive. ❞
  • ❝ I was born. You were made. ❞
  • ❝ Dear boys. We’re going to have some fun, aren’t we? ❞
  • ❝ I imagined a story where I didn’t have to be the damsel. ❞
  • ❝ Your humanity is cost effective, so is your suffering. ❞
  • ❝ She’s a god damned doll! ❞
  • ❝ Your mind is a walled garden, even death cannot touch the flowers blooming there. ❞

DM: roll for perception and add your bonus to it

Me, a neutral evil demon: nat 20 + bonus so… 23 then…

DM: so like that one tumblr shitpost going around, you become omniscient for a few moments, seeing not only the dungeon before you but the real world around you. (proceeds to explain the dungeon layout for me) how do you proceed, demon?

Me: ………… I slowly grow addicted to the omniscient power and decide to roll for perception once more.

DM: oh my god ok fine

Everyone: loses their shit

Me: another nat 20 so thats 23 again

DM: YOU SEE THE SAME SHIT AS BEFORE BUT ARE APPARENTLY GETTING HIGH FROM IT

Me: ahhhh yes… it’s good to be omniscient once again even for just a few moments…

DM: are you… in character or are you just pissing around…

okay being real i feel so cheated by this show

like i remember seeing the pilot and thinking oh my god this is like totally in my interest!! like this show had so much potential!! everything about it seemed so promising and i was so excited for it to air the first episode. i was so ready to see the lore and the characters and learn EVERYTHING about su and now it’s just so disappointing?? like i hadn’t gotten that genuinely excited for anything in YEARS and then they just. do this to it. i’m just so upset. it really could’ve been great. it could’ve been everything. 

I want a magical girl parody/comedy show that isn’t about boys in frilly outfits or sex or mocking the genre, I want it to be about like

Girls of varying backgrounds and personalities who were all really mean to each other at school and have long histories with each other and are each others rivals

but they were all magically “chosen” so they all have to learn to work together and slowly reveal each others dark pasts and become closer and by the final episode theyre a real, true-blue magical girl team

but most of the series is them bitching at each other and getting the shit kicked out of them because they cant cooperate (thus forcing them to learn the magic of friendship)

EXCUUUUSE ME KAREN I DON’T REMEMBER YOU BEING THE ONE STANDING LEFT OF CENTER”
“OH MY GOD COULD YOU GET OFF MY ASS FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN OUR FINISHING POSE
YOU ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS

Misleading/Cute Scene between Guren and Shinya

Extracted from OnS Light Novel 6 Chapter 3

Guren: ….. So your point is, you want our relationship become more intimate? ఠ_ఠ

Shinya: Yeah. O(≧▽≦)O You see, there are so many melancholic things which happened recently. It’s fine if you want to act like a spoiled kid in front of me. You want me to treat you to a cup of coffee? ☕  ♡ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ ) 

Guren please say yes

oh my god mr. medina

who writes a D so big that it covers the first three lines of the paper and then SAVAGELY CIRCLES IT

why are you even writing the grade on the first page of the paper for everyone to see

have you never heard of ferpa

did you go to the heartless monster school of teaching??

what kind of sick institution is chilton???

if i were lorelai i would have literally never dated him based on this cruel treatment alone, and dreamy fictional english teachers are my kryptonite

6

On my last blackout post I’m gonna keep it real…I used to hate myself like seriously hate myself. I hated my skin color, my hair (oh my god I hated my hair like if I didn’t have fake hair I was miserable), my size, my bodyshape like the whole shebang 😩 it took me years to become the cocky bitch I am today. If doing an event like blackout will inspire the media to show more girls like me in the media (bigger black girls with natural hair) so my future daughter won’t have to go through what I did it means everything to me. Love yourself guys please love yourself ❤️

• midnight thoughts •

I simply cannot be satisfied. Whenever I skip a day and do not do my bible/prayer time, I know I’m missing out. I feel you trying to grab my attention but when I haven’t focused my eyes on you in the quiet stillness of the morning how can I encounter real moments with you during a busy day? Consume me. Become my every thought. Become my every need. I desire for you to be the only one I fix my eyes on. I don’t want things to get in the way. Oh God. By my sole satisfaction but don’t let me be satisfied.

- Sunday, Jan. 25th 12:49am

God does amazing things. He can take my yearning soul and give it satisfaction. Worship was great this morning. I know God purposefully made me fix my eyes on Him at 12:49am so I could rejoice in his faithfulness at church service.