I’m such a lazy knitter.
“Oh man the stich count is off. *m1 randomly in middle of row* EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL!”
“UGH I was supposed to yo here on the last row. *stretches out a ladder from the previous row* Yeah that works.”
“*reading pattern* Make a swatch to determine your gauge.. lol yeah ok.”
And the two that come with it.
“Oh man this hat is gonna be way too big. Maybe I’ll make a large headed friend one day. *finishes hat* ”
“Oh man this hat is way too small. Maybe I’ll make a baby friend one day. *finishes hat*”
“This scarf is boring. I don’t want to do this anymore. This was a horrible idea. *casts off and joins two ends together* You’re a cowl now.”
“Ugh all of my size 8′s are being used and I don’t want to finish them right now. ….But what if I used a size 9 and just knit really tight. *casts on yet another project*”
“Oh fuck I added an extra repeat and now I’m gonna run out early. Maybe I’ll buy another skein. Man this yarn is more expensive than I remember.*casts off whenever fuck it lol*
“I’ve got so many more hats than I will ever wear I should open a store. *switches to knitting scarves instead* I have too many scarves I should open a store. *switches to knitting shawls instead* “
“Why is my count off? Shit there’s a serious mistake five rows back. God this looks awful. OH MY GOD ITS A DROPPED STITCH. IN A LACE SHAWL. *grabs crochet hook and randomly weaves the dropped stitch in* *counts* Well the stitch count is correct now so…