oh god the quality is poor

some ladynoir stuff
  • chat noir will drape himself over ladybug’s lap during the downtime on their nightly patrols and moan about how awful plagg is just for some head scratches from ladybug (let’s be honest, plagg taught the kitty well; complain and receive cheese/ladybug)
  • they once spent an afternoon atop the notre dame after an akuma attack critiquing civilian’s fashion choices. both learned that their partner has excellent taste in fashion.
    • ladybug: “oh my god is that a man bun? those things should be burned.”
    • chat noir: “who the hell wears crocs anymore? they look like shit, and they make your feel smell. god, shoes have three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and being ugly. it’s quite a feat for one shoe to suck this much. i will judge anyone who wears crocs.”
  • ladybug uses chat noir as a mannequin to measure some of her designs during their downtime. 
  • there are frequent arguments over akuma names because some are too stupid to say aloud. ladybug believes in creativity and free will and vows to let the akumas keep the names they declare themselves with. chat noir files petitions to change many of them because he absolutely refuses to admit he nearly got beat by a Mr. Pigeon.
  • if ladybug and chat noir are literally anywhere together outside in public without an akuma, someone’ll always ask, “are you two together? are you on a date?”. chat has to hold ladybug back from clobbering them.
  • during their stakeouts, chat noir sings “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” and has gotten to 1 before, even though it usually ends up with him getting pitched off a roof.
  • one early morning, there was an akuma battle, and chat noir learned that ladybug has bad bed head. he makes sure to keep a comb in his pocket now at all times for whenever there’s an early battle, and ladybug doesn’t have time to fix her hair before going to school. she doesn’t say it, but she’s really thankful. (also really jealous because tikki, pockets, give me pockets, god fucking damn it)
  •  one time there was a mermaid akuma in the seine and chat noir fell in the water and revealed he couldn’t swim. ladybug saved him and made him take swimming lessons. nothing beats coming to sunday morning swimming lessons and finding one of paris’s famous superheros with floaties and a kick board.
    • you can bet your ass that ladybug constantly makes “a cat to water” jokes every second she can.
  • ladybug keeps a tally of how many puns chat noir makes. his gets to 162 in one night before she sets a limit of 10 puns per day. he breaks it all the time and has to wear the Collar of Shame™ for the rest of the day, which is black collar with a huge pink bow. (ladybug thinks he secretly likes it).
  • chat noir actually hates ladybug’s puns and buys her the “Punning for Dummies” book for Christmas.
    • she gets him “31 Ways Not To Be A Douchebag”.
  •  ladybug doesn’t actually know how to use a real yo-yo. chat noir laughs for two weeks.
  •  ladybug and chat noir regularly attend movies as themselves because no one really knows why the superheroes are going to the movies, but it probably means there’s an akuma or something equally bad so let’s just not go. it just means they get the best seats every time.
  • sometimes when they’re really tired and stressed out, and ladybug is being bossy and chat noir is fed up with hearing it, he’ll say, “okay, deborah” which causes her to pitch him off the eiffel tower.
  • chat noir can never get into a hammock. he always flips over every time he tries to get on one.
  • one time ladybug flubbed a back handspring, and the news stations got it live. chat noir plays it on repeat for a week.

anonymous asked:

Hi! This one will be an interesting request, but can you share a photo of your computer? That thing is probably the most important thing in the whole ginhiji/hijigin fandom since it's where all those amazing fics are written on and stored. You even named it, correct? I'm curious :) Thanks!

I DON’T THINK THIS IS WEIRD AT ALL!! You want to see Little Mischief!! AHHHHH THAT MAKES ME SO EXCITED!! Someone wants to see Little Mischief oh my god yes, of course I’ll share a pic with you!! I’ll even show you one of my work spaces!! 

Sorry for the poor quality, but voila! I do my writing at this desk quite a bit and the desk itself is 100 and something years old. It belonged to my grandfather ((he passed away 3 years ago on Christmas Eve)) and that thing to the far left is from him as well. It’s a really old mailbox that has been turned into a change holder. To open it, you have to dial in the correct code, then pull the lever on the front. It was his last gift to me before his Alzheimer’s made him forget who I was. That’s kinda depressing, I’m sorry, but these things are really important to me and that’s why I keep them where I can see them. I change out the figurines quite a bit, too. Then right in the center is Little Mischief =u= 

Thanks for asking! No one has ever asked this before and I got really excited //rolls away

anonymous asked:

Got any blog recs for a poor soul who is new to tumblr

Oh my god yes

@cielasshive

A great B.A.P blog and the best person to ever exist,, would die for her

@cathks 

Their blog is great, they don’t start discourse which is amazing,, The Sweetest, best Kuro blog I follow !!

@samumenco-san

Her blog has the quality OP and Mikayuu content ;))) A great person who hates me for getting her into B.A.P 

@thetitansateeverything

Okay okay she has the memes, and she’s the most energetic, cheerful person I know 100000/10

@whilemyguitargentlyscreams 

Quality Beatles content, once quoted the entirety of ‘Hello’ with them, so obviously a wonderful person

@shittyciel

They have the best memes,, I love and agree with the Se///bastian hate,, one of my favorite blogs

@taraelizabethsobsessions

Their art is amazing,  great Noragami/ SNK content, just a great blog in general 

@theresbeenamistake

okay okay they are great at art, super enthusiastic and sweet to everyone- their Haikyuu!! content is what I live for






anonymous asked:

Can you write any headcanons for Dante from Devil May Cry, maybe his girlfriend is pregnant or something?

OKAY, SO I LOVE MY BABY BOY DANTE LIKE WHAT A GR8 DUDE (also I was such trash for this franchise oh my god) So the request asked for a female reader so here you go!

  • Alright so this probably would only happen if you guys were in a relationship for a while, and I mean it. Like at first he was probably the one who thought you’d leave him due to just how crazy his life can be.
  • But then you stay and like he’s kind of shook because he didn’t expect you to stick around (lowkey I feel like he’d rarely ever date because of this). And now you’re pregnant???? What???
  • Okay, Dante probably didn’t want to seem overbearing during your pregnancy, so he acts more laid back. BUT REST ASSURED HE TRIES TO REMAIN “HIDDEN” BUT POOR THING IS ACTUALLY REALLY OBVIOUS. You can’t be mad at him though since you know that he’s actually pretty nervous. He knows what happened to his mother because she was Sparda’s wife. So if that ever happened to you he’d lose it. (In fact, you find it really endearing so it’s okay)
  • Whenever you guys go out or whatever, he’ll always have an arm around you, be it shoulders or waist like he’ll always have some form of physical contact with you. He loves putting a hand on your swollen belly and is always smug/amazed like, “Guys, Me and my s/o did that.” He also loves being the big spoon because he’ll always 100% love holding you while holding the baby (technically bump since you haven’t given birth yet). 
  • When the baby starts kicking he’ll have a gr8 time. Like you thought he was touchy before just watch. (I also think around this time he’ll be more obvious in his protectiveness on you and your current state)
  • OH MY GO D WHEN THE BABY IS BORN HE IS S H O O K> LIKE HE’LL BE LIKE “TRISH LADY PLS HELP” POOR THING. It’s you who’d be the most calm during everything including getting him to drive you to the hospital (the ride there was #wild)
  • Dante with his baby is like so precious and such a pure sight like oh my god. My crops have thrived,,,my wells,,,refilled,,,,
  • He’s the one who actually wants to get up at the craziest hours not to just let you rest but because he loves his baby sm and just wants to spend all his time with them. You take numerous amount of pictures, the photo album is some quality stuff,
  • When you’re asleep and the baby is too, is when he lets out the emotions™. Like,he’s so grateful for you staying by him this whole time when some people probably would’ve left, for giving him a son/daughter and just loving him. oh my god i’m cryin ya’ll
  • He’s the cool dad™ 

So this is a bit longer than I thought rip lmao. You can imagine this as whichever dante you want I’m not stopping you lol. either one can hmu tho ayy lmao. 

Originally posted by ukenceto

Originally posted by dantevevo

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Nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden. Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether, but it’s been a good home to us to me and my kids, who I’m proud of, ‘cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me.Fiona, my rock, huge help.Has all the best qualities of her mother, except she’s not a raging psycho bitch. Lip, smart as a whip. Straight “A”s and the honor roll.Boy’s definitely going somewhere. Ian, industrious, conscientious, ambitious, incredible work ethic. Don’t have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper. Knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock. Carl. Uh, I don’t really know that much about Carl. Oh, loves animals. Always dragging home some poor stray he found, taking them up to his room. Ah, Debbie. Sent by God, total angel. Raises money for UNICEF year-round, some of which she actually turns in. Liam, going to be a star. I’m no biologist, but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. He and the ex were close. Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors. There’s nothing they won’t do for each other. Or to each other. I never realized how little sex I was having till V and Kev moved next door. And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship. We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life we know how to fucking party!

rosentanne  asked:

Heya;) ya wanna play again? Ok, let me give ya Frederick Chilton (of course xD) and .. let's go with Mason Verger :'D have a nice day⚘

Chilton:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: Tries really hard!! (poor baby), wants to be liked and have some recognition, is actually really clever, anxious little baby, has a sort of quirky style (i.e. that jazzy music room he has) and oh yeah THAT GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL FLUFFY HAIR and chub *ahem*….
worst quality: I detect a little bit of narcissism, pick up lines -5/10 (if you read the books), can come across a little smarmy/sleazy as a result…
ship them with: Freddie Lounds, Will and Franklyn  wait no fuck it just me! JUST ME
brotp them with: Franklyn and Will 
needs to stay away from:
Gideon, Hannibal and Francis
misc. thoughts: I love Bryan Fuller’s version of him; Raul did such an amazing job, constantly breaks my heart so I feel the need to cuddle him like 24/7, he just needs some love and affection poor thing *goes to cry in the corner*

Originally posted by justraulesparza

Mason Verger:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: Admired his dad, was disappointed that someone overcooked someones penis, king of inappropriateness, drink martinis with fucking tear drops?!?, was planning on eating every last inch of Hannibal - I respect him for that…
worst quality: Bit of a fucking psychopath/sexual sadist, discourteous, unreasonably cruel to his badass sister… 
ship them with: Who was that guy who was like his personal chef and wanted to take Will’s face off? Yeah that guy
brotp them with: His pigs (there his only true friends)
needs to stay away from: Everyone, for their own sake 
misc. thoughts: Actually sort of like him, totally crazy and gives zero fucks but yeah glad he snuffed it in the end…

Originally posted by implyingyoucare

Thanks for asking hun, hope you have a nice day too! 

the signs as things i think when im drawing
  • Aries: who the fuck even invented this shit
  • Taurus: wtf the fuck is that what the f-
  • Gemini: THATS NOT WHAT HANDS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE
  • Cancer: * cries *
  • Leo: ha..haha..hahahahahahahaha *throws table*
  • Virgo: okay.. okay.. this is good..... No *rips drawing*
  • Libra: *singing* ihatemylifeiwanttodieimgoingtokilleveryone
  • Scorpio: Fuck it *draws stick man* QUALITY BITCHES
  • Sagittarius: * avoids drawing the other eye in any way possible *
  • Capricorn: GAH WHY DID I ERASE THE LIPS!!?? THEY WERE PERFECT THE WAY THEY WERE
  • Aquarius: okay i think im don- AAAND I FORGOT THE ARMS
  • Pisces: oh god what have i done to you you poor drawing im so sorry.
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Fiona, my rock, huge help. Has all the best qualities of her mother, except she’s not a raging psycho bitch.
Lip, smart as a whip. Straight “A"s and the honor roll. Boy’s definitely going somewhere.
Ian, industrious, conscientious, ambitious, incredible work ethic. Don’t have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper. Knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock.
Carl. Uh, I don’t really know that much about Carl. Oh, loves animals. Always dragging home some poor stray he found, taking them up to his room.
Ah, Debbie. Sent by God, total angel. Raises money for UNICEF year-round, some of which she actually turns in.

anonymous asked:

(definitely not nsfw) but um that one iwaoi ask of "kittykatanon-san" where in kageyama had a crush on iwaizumi in middle school is actually from this really nice doujinshi called Catch Up Your Heart by Cinnamon im not sure if you guys have read it but it's really nice! (bitchy oikawa is the best ofc)

OMG i just read it… the art is really pretty???? it’s so high quality. and i feel so bad for kageyama oh my god poor baby (h)

Nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden. Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether, but it’s been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I’m proud of, ‘cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me. Fiona, my rock, huge help. Has all the best qualities of her mother, except she’s not a raging psyco bitch. Lip, smart as a whip. Straight “A"s and the honor roll. Boy’s definitely going somewhere. Ian, industrious, conscientious, ambitious, incredible work ethic. Don’t have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper. Knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock. Carl, uhm, I don’t really know that much about Carl. Oh, loves animals. Always dragging home some poor stray he found, taking them up to his room. Ah, Debbie. Sent by God. Total angel. Raises money for UNICEF year-round, some of which she actually turns in. Liam, going to be a star. I’m no biologist, but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. He and the ex were close. Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors. There’s nothing they won’t do for each other. Or to each other. I never realized how little sex I was having till V and Kev moved next door. And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship. We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life: we know how to fucking party!
—  how everything started
Noisy Tour Bus & Sweet Kisses- Ashton Imagine
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IMAGINE (the audio fits exactly with the story)

The boys are in the middle of their big tour, and your boyfriend Ashton has brought you along to accompany him and his 3 other band mates since you’re on a week long break from school. After a long day on the road, you curl against Ashton’s warm chest, utterly exhausted. While you loved these four boys with every ounce of your being, their loud and boyish ways of occupying their time on the road was nearly driving you crazy. As the boys gear up for another loud sing along in the small living space of the tour bus, you discreetly push your tiny earphones into your ear and play your favorite song.

Closing your eyes, you curl even further into Ash’s warm body, unaware that your boyfriend is now looking at you in silent awe. He brushes you hair away from your face and smiles seeing that you are listening to his song, Disconnected. God, he loved you so much. Bending his head down, he gently removes one of your earbuds and whispers heart melting words in your ears, pressing his soft lips against your forehead. As the boys get louder, you increase the volume on your phone and drift off to sleep in Ashton’s warm embrace.

*play audio*

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE IM SO SORRY. (ps this is my first attempt at anything like this, so i am so sorry for the poor quality or lack of talent)

See my NEW Calum audio edit HERE

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“Nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden. Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether, but it’s been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I’m proud of, ‘cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me. Fiona, my rock, huge help. Has all the best qualities of her mother, except she’s not a raging psycho bitch. Lip, smart as a whip. Straight A’s and the honor roll. Boy’s definitely going somewhere. Ian, industrious, conscientious, ambitious, incredible work ethic. Don’t have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper, knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock. Carl…uh, I don’t really know that much about Carl. Oh, loves animals. Always dragging home some poor stray he found, taking them up to his room. Ah, Debbie. Sent by God, total angel. Raises money for UNICEF year-round, some of which she actually turns in! Liam, going to be a star. I’m no biologist, but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. He and the ex were close. Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors.There’s nothing they won’t do for each other. Or to each other. I never realized how little sex I was having till V and Kev moved next door. And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship. We may not have much, but all of us knows the most important thing in this life. We know how to fucking party!