(don't get me started) puppies
OKAY YKNOW WHAT. you know what the FUCK is up with puppies ??? hm??? their fucking silky soft floppy ears!! and their soft silky fur !!! and THEIR BIG BROWN EYES.
like you just. YOU CAN’T SAY NO TO A PUPPY. NOPE. NO SIRREE. because if u did that the puppy would look at you like you had KICKED it and you would feel like you DID kick it even tho u are perfectly aware that that is not what you did.
but even tho u are AWARE of this factor, they’ll look @ you like that and you’ll BEND to their will!!! you’ll give them whatever the fuck they wanted bc!!! look at those sweet soft brown eyes!
oh and don’t get me started on the fact that puppies will take ADVANTAGE of ur kindness. they will USE you. do you think they really love you?? hell no they just want a damn french fry! you mean NOTHING to them.
and they don’t grow out of that! ever! it stays with them til their death! except when they get older they aren’t as soft and cuddly and shit. nah, they’re old and rickety and have Seen Too Much.
so like tbh we should just not bother with puppies they’re pointless :///
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