Quotes from PurCon 3
Another convention, another quote compilation. (Most of them were written down by yours truly but I couldn’t have done it without these people who live tweeted some of the things the cast said: xFrancy002, hollowcas, Catt_Mohen, odetolizzy, KirschKid, KeptinOnZeBridg, kellysparrow, mishainmydreams and _pigglywiggly.
Rich: I’ve never heard the German language sound so pervy when you say it.
Sebastian (in a pervy voice): Oh yes, we’re gonna have fun together.
Gil and Sebastian
Sebastian (to us): How are you?
Sebastian (to Gil): How are you?
Gil: I’m scared.
Sebastian (sees people leave for Briana and Kim’s photo op): Aaah! Schweinhund! Arschloch!
Sebastian: Did you see The Man in the High Castle? Did you like my German accent? (There are some people who react somewhat negatively.) You are scheisse!
Sebastian (is going through the rows): She just said, (in an awestruck voice) “Oh my god, he touched me.”
Sebastian (from the other end of the panel room): Hello front row! (Front rows wave back.) Fuck you!
Sebastian (talking about Jensen): Everybody gets pregnant in five seconds. (in a high-pitched voice) Oh, my vagina!
Gil: We were working on that scene and Jared and Jensen were doing research on the computer and they turned it around [so I could see the screen] and there was this giant picture of a naked man.
Sebastian (about touching Gil’s arm): I touched it. I felt it. It was good.
Kim and Briana
Briana: I would love to play Crowley. Well, not anymore.
Matt and Ruth
Ruth (talking about the most difficult scene she’s had to do, in a very soft voice): That’s when she tells him– (sees people coming back from a photo op, now dead in the eye) you’re late.
Ruth (talking about Jensen): It’s like looking into the sun.
Rich and Rob
Rich: Cookie Ashley [Chuchichästli].
Fan: You’re my favourite actor ever.
Rich: That woman knows quality.
Rich: I hope you’re happy now, Rob. You made her cry.
Rob: Let me talk about Gabriel as a son. (…) And Michael, of course, my good son.
Rob (watching people leave): They’re really upset about this, Rich.
Rob and Rich: What, there is a guy! (start singing) A guy in the room, a person with a penis (…)!
Rich: You know, I think it would be an ice musical. (People start leaving for Sebastian’s photo op.) Oh Jesus, it wouldn’t be an ice musical! (There’s some babbling, then) GOD DAMMIT!
Fan: If you could be God and Gabriel for one night what would you do?
There’s a long silence.
Rich (bewildered): We are God and Gabriel.
Rich: We all want to ride Sam.
Rich: If you wanna imitate Sebastian–that’s really easy. Find a stationary object and hump it.
Raffle with Kim
Kim: Monika, I hope this sells for a lot on ebay for you.
Auction with Gil and Sebastian
Seb (talking about Rob’s banner): You can sleep with Rob!
Two women have been trying to outbid each other for some minutes now.
Ruth: Maybe they should just wrestle for it.
Matt has put on Rich’s shirt as pants.
Matt: There’s usually just one dick in there. (…) Fifty euros for my two dick shirt!
Sebastian said, “Gil read the book on the loo” and there are only two
Sebastian: It’s gonna be a battle of wills. A battle of the toilets. (silence, then) Think of the toilet!
Sebastian: 250 over there in Antarctica! (He means the far end of the panel room.) It must be very cold there. Your nipples must be hard.
The Antarctica bidder just lost.
Sebastian (to the bidder): And your nipples were hard but not hard enough.
Sebastian (talking about Matt’s banner): Holy shit, I wanna fuck him. I mean, who doesn’t. (…) Meine Vagina is on fire!
Sebastian (talking about Matt): He looks like he was built by a toy company. Or a sex shop.
Sebastian: You saved a lot of dogs, cats and rats today … Rats are nice people, too!
Gil and Sebastian
Gil: Jensen told me to say yes when they’d call me. He said, they’d call to ask me about doing conventions and I should just say yes. And I wasn’t even sure they’d call because the episode I was on hadn’t even aired yet. But he just said, “Don’t worry, you’re a Winchester.”
Gil: Being on Supernatural was amazing but the conventions are honestly the best part.
Sebastian: Balthazar would come back as Castiel’s lover. And–wait for
it–Castiel would be bottom.
Sebastian (talking about Balthazar/Castiel fanfiction): You know, when [Misha] and I fake kissed … The nipples got very hard very quickly.
Sebastian: Oh I remember her! She was the funny-feisty one yesterday!
Fan: Thank you, I guess.
Sebastian makes a sexual reference after a fan asked a question.
Gil: She just told you she was a minor!
Sebastian: Oh, a minor! I thought she said she worked in a coal mine!
Sebastian: Entschuldigung für mein Vulgaritat!
Gil: Do you wanna go to Mars?
Sebastian: Who the fuck would wanna go to Mars?! (…) Your balls would freeze in an instant!
Sebastian (points at upper body): I’m half Scottish, (points at loins) half French.
Sebastian: My mum was born in 1939 and she looks great.
Fan (from the audience): My mum too!
Sebastian: Oh, your father too!
Sebastian (to a fan): Do you understand everything?
Sebastian: I am wearing special underwear for old people. So you know,
when I say, I’m just shitting, I really mean it.
And of course, Gil is cracking up in the background.
Gil: I’m gonna dream about this panel on my flight back to America.
Sebastian: Dream or nightmare?
Gil asked people whether they’ve ever been to Texas and somebody told
them they’ve been to El Paso.
Gil: El Paso? You think it was nice? Oh that’s sweet. Nobody ever says that about El Paso!
Kim, Briana and Ruth
Kim: The good thing about sitting on the floor is … you can’t fall off it.
Ruth: Wait, so there’s porn and then there’s trashporn?! (…) I’m so confused by that trash porn.
Kim: It’s so funny you think that the boys are the dirty ones on Supernatural.
Kim: I ship Jody with literally everybody.
Kim (about women and representation): Fuck, we don’t matter!
Ruth: My heaven looks like hell. (…) I’d be sitting on a red sofa and throw Lindt chocolate papers at a naked Mark Pellegrino.
Kim: If my happiness depends on what other people think about me, I’m fucked.
Kim: I wanted to be a boss. It didn’t really matter of what. I just wanted to be the boss.
Kim: I wanted to become an English teacher but you have to be outgoing and entertaining so I took acting classes in college when I was nineteen aaand I still haven’t become an English teacher.
Fan: How would alternate universe Rowena be like?
Ruth: Ich kann jetzt nicht darüber sprechen, es ist viel zu schmerzhaft.
Kim: It breaks my heart that I live in a world where people can’t be who they truly are.
Matt, Richard and Rob
Apparently, the guys are having problems pronouncing the word “nephilim” so they decided to say “heffalump” instead.
Rich: Jesus is a heffalump.
Fan: Why do your characters always die?
Rich: Because contrary to popular belief you can have too much Dick in your life.
Rich (talking about Sabriel): Let the fans do what the fans wanna do.
Rob: Why am I not in on this?
Rich: You do know I’m your son?
Fan: What happened to your French twitter account, Rich?
Rich: Who? Oh, that’s not me, he just looks like me! But he will probably tweet later today because he just remembered he had that account.
Rob: There you got it. God has spoken.