Summary: (USUK) Arthur, an Omega has recently made the move to the US for a promising new job. He finds more than he bargained for when his loud Alpha neighbor won’t stop having sex at all hours of the night. Being sexually frustrated he declares war, but does Arthur want to be the victor when giving in feels so right?
Warnings: Pretty sure it will be rated R by the end *nervous laughter* + Omegaverse
A/N: So I’m putting it out there that this story was inspired off of another fanfic that I never read beyond the first couple of chapters, but thought the premise was hilarious and naturally applied it to USUK. I would link it, but it’s a published book now, go figure(oh god not fifty shades tho). I also took in some inspiration if you will from some of my own neighbors and the things I sometimes hear that I kind of find hilarious. Anyway this story is completely shameless, but it’s supposed to be a romantic comedy.