oh god please just marry me

military plot things pls
  • “we met right before i was supposed to be deployed and decided to get married so that we could stay together and you could live on base and such” (I’VE HAD THIS ONE BEFORE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME OH MY GOD) 
  • “we’re both deployed in the same place and keep getting stuck in the same caravan together and now we’re both POWs.” 
  • anything with long distance relationships and military angst
  • “i just got home from deployment and you’re a nurse/therapist i’m supposed to see but man you’re cute” 
  • literally if you give me an army nurse to nurture him back to health i might die ?? 
  • military buddies bonding and being great together and supportive and wonderful 
  • ptsd issues/survivor guilt/flashbacks
  • adjusting to civilian life and struggling 
  • honorable discharges… or dishonorable discharges. 
  • soldier/ civilian where they’re stationed romance
  • like seriously if you have a military plot you’ve wanted to do just throw it at me and i’m probably going to say yes?? 
  • we can have heart wrenching reunions and possibly involve children and make it so angsty and beautiful and just ??? 
  • please ????????

Being a famous YouTuber, and dating Tom Holland would include…

(Requested)

  • Not being able to comprehend the amount of followers you have; you used to be so excited to reach your first 100 subscribers a few years ago
  • Making a video of you pranking/scaring Tom, while being dressed in his Spider-man suit
  • Playing the ‘Touch My Body’ challenge with Tom
  • “Y/n, please don’t tell me that’s your boob. Your parents will kill me.”
  • “Tom, that’s my knee.”
  • Having to dress up in funky costumes all the time when you go outside with Tom, since he’s a famous actor and you’re a famous YouTuber
  • “Oh my god, are you Y/n L/n?”
    “Nah, people just say I look like her a lot…”
  • Tom being slightly jealous of all your YouTuber buddies, especially the guys…
  • “Tom, Dan is just a friend, and Troye is gay. And Jim is married to Tanya.”
  • Joining NigaHiga is one of his ‘I Dare You’ videos
  • “’Lick the toes of the person to your right.’ Alright, Ryan, feet up.”
  • Doing the Yoga Challenge with Tom, and he’s better at it than you are
  • “How the hell are you bending yourself in that position?!”
  • Trying to game with PewDiePie, Jacksepticeye and Markiplier
  • “Okay, we’ve got three of Slenderman’s pages so far, now- HOLY FU-”
  • Joining Anthony and Ian in their Smosh videos when you’re close by to where they live
  • “Every YouTuber Ever, featuring Y/n L/n, so sit back, and relax!”
  • Going on The Ellen Show together with Tom
  • “So, you’re a YouTuber, and he’s an actor. What’s that like?”
  • “Competitive. Very, very competitive.”
  • Visiting Tom on the set of Spider-man: Homecoming, and vlogging videos of him and the cast on set and while acting
  • “Hey, Zen, say hi to the camera!”
  • “And over here, you can see a rare specimen of Tom Holland, extremely vicious and hard to catch.”
  • Doing the boyfriend tag with Tom in one of your videos
  • “Where did we first meet?”
  • “I think you were working on the set of Billy Elliot, and then we just sort of bumped into each other.”
  • Going to Tom’s movie premieres and his Comic Cons as his date
  • And Tom joining you whenever you go to VidCon
  • Tom introducing you to the Avengers cast: RDJ, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Jeremy Renner, Paul Bettany, Don Cheadle, Chadwick Boseman, Samuel L. Jackson, and everyone else
  • And you just stand there, trying your best not to scream and fangirl and cry
  • “Oh my god…”
  • Going to SDCC with Tom, and him dressing up as Spider-man so nobody knows who he is
  • And you usually cosplay as Gandalf or Dumbledore
  • Filming baking videos with Tom
  • “Is the cake meant to be black and green?”
  • “I’m pretty sure we were making a strawberry cake, Y/n.”
  • Visiting Tom and his family all the time, where you always have tons of fun
  • “You better run, because if I find you, Paddy Holland, you are going to be tickled to death.”
  • Hanging out with the British YouTubers, who are pretty much your best friends
  • “Zoe, I don’t know how to do your magical make-up techniques. Are you some kind of wizard?”
  • “Baking is fun, Tanya, but if I eat any more sugar, I’m going to explode.”
  • “I think Nala’s pissing on me, Alfie.”
  • “Caspar, wait, no-”
  • “Tyler, as much as I love you, I’m not going to dye my hair rainbow, no matter how much you beg me.”
  • “Troye, every time you sing, an angel is born.”
  • “Phil, I know you don’t like Eliza Pancakes, but we can’t just kill her off.”
  • “You know, I’m starting to like James more than you, Oli- I’m joking, I’m joking!”
  • “Marcus, you suck at Australian accents.”
  • “I love you too, Louise.”
  • “Joe, I think it’d be better if you didn’t scare the absolute shit out of Oli again.”
  • “Louis John Cole, we are not going to hike up a mountain as a ‘fun challenge of the day’.”
  • “Jack, Finn- Well, sorry, but I can’t tell you two apart, goddamnit!”
  • “You’re like a giant, cuddly teddy-bear, Jim.”
  • “You should keep your curly hobbit hair, Dan. Your fangirls would appreciate it.”
  • Helping Joe out during one of his Dare Sugg videos
  • “It has returned. Dare Sugg. But today, I’ll have a friend to help me out: Y/n!”
  • “This is going to be painful and fun at the same time, Joe. I’m looking forward to it.”
  • Doing a bunch of different videos with Tom’s brothers
  • “Today I am here with Sam, Harry, and Paddy Holland. The amazing trio, the golden siblings. Oh, and Tom’s here too.”
  • Loving your life as a YouTuber, because honestly, who wouldn’t?

@jaderbugz, @peterparkerimagine

anonymous asked:

Ethan/Mia married fluff please.

“Sorry that it took me so long!

________________________________

-Ethan did most of the cooking around the house. He loved to make stew and desserts the most!

-Ethan sometimes sits on the sofa and Mia will crawl onto his chest and just slump against him

-Ethan doesn’t mind. He trails his fingers up her back as they watch TV or read

-Mia sometimes bakes cupcakes and Ethan adores them

-”Ethan, I made cupcake-!”

“OH MY GOD. LEMME KISS YOU.”

-It’s one of the only things he shows true excitement for

-Ethan is a very stone-faced man and Mia is the joyful ball of passion

-They’re complete opposites. It’s adorable.

-They have a tradition that every third Saturday of each month, they have a whole day to each other and just mess around

-Mia and Ethan dance, sing along to silly songs, cook together, watch movies, read and listen to music

-Ethan likes to randomly walk up to Mia and just press soft kisses on her shoulders

-He also likes to sleep with Mia on his chest, allowing Ethan to run his fingers through his hair

-Ethan weirdly likes Mia in pastel coloured dresses???

-He gets so flustered.

-After a long day, Mia sometimes returns home and koala hugs Ethan

-It’s lucky that Ethan is pretty strong

-Otherwise, they’d both fall over

RANDOM STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ one word, two syllables: demarcation. ❜
❛ relax, everything’s under control. ❜
❛ sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta! ❜
❛ jinx, you owe me a kiss on the lips. ❜
❛ pick up your books….stupid. ❜
❛ oh my god, the wifi here sucks ass. ❜
❛ hey, maybe get off the computer and….go outside? ❜
❛ nope, this house was built without a bathroom; we just shit on the floor. it’s over there you fucking idiot. ❜
❛ hey did you hear that gay marriage is legal now in the u.s.? ❜
❛ you wanna get married? ❜
❛ not today, okay? ❜
❛ it’s really incalcalacable. ❜
❛ okay, um, can you just tell me, please? ❜
❛ do you want me to tell them? ❜
❛ you don’t know what it is. ❜
❛ frankly, i’m a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it. ❜
❛ oh, well, yeah, he’s onto me. ❜
❛ whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. watch out for this guy. ❜
❛ he was like a son to me. ❜
❛ there’s no pizza left? ❜
❛ you can have my crusts. ❜
❛ no one even told me the pizza was here. ❜
❛ you stepped on d.j. roomba! ❜
❛ hey bro, wanna go get our grub on? ❜
❛ you know, for a gay couple, you guys are being really gay. ❜
❛ even though it is bad for me, i am going to do it. ❜
❛ why did you kill me, _______? ❜
❛ i’m gonna haunt you, _______. ❜
❛ i’m gonna follow you and play the black eyed peas non stop! ❜
❛ agent little dick, do you copy? ❜
❛ what’s the formula for that fucking hairline? ❜
❛ did you just say “red 100 emoji” out loud? ❜
❛ abracadabra, bitch! ❜
❛ babe, i’m reading harry potter: the prisoner of azkaban, what do you want? ❜
❛ hey nerd, give me your lunch money. ❜
❛ get out of my doritos! ❜
❛ can i give you some constructive criticism? it fucking sucks. ❜
❛ ______, i may be drunk, but you’re beautiful and smart and know how to moisturize. ❜
❛ this guy was talking trash, so i beat him up. ❜
❛ it’s over between us, bro. ❜
❛ i’m an adult. i do grown up things. independence. ❜
❛ …am i a meme? ❜
❛ did you just break the boat? ❜
❛ she’s really funny, and she’s warm, and she’s just…well, anyway. ❜
❛ it’s not like we’re actually kissing. ❜
❛ are you horse-whispering to me? ❜
❛ i saw the light. my entire life flashed before my eyes. i gotta do more. ❜
❛ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot, and i broke everything. ❜

Friends {Sentence Starters}
  • "Oh, God, ask them what they want."
  • "Why does anyone have to be naked?"
  • "I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
  • "If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?"
  • "Then, please, give me money so I can buy a computer."
  • "They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?"
  • "Can you take care of ____ just for today?"
  • "I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets."
  • "If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside."
  • "I thought it'd be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts."
  • "If you don't mind, would you please just go back home?"
  • "You fell asleep. There was no kangaroo."
  • "I am here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything."
  • "Okay, I love you, is that so wrong?"
  • "Turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think."
  • "Kick me in the stomach, why don't you?"
  • "_____ ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him/her. Do you think that was wrong?"
  • "You've got waaaay too much free time."
  • "You don't put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths!"
  • "Sometimes, after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish."
  • "We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here."
  • "I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals."
  • "Okay, just don't go swimming right after you eat."
  • "You don't like the game, because you suck at it."
  • "Have I been living with ____ too long or did that all just make sense?"
  • "I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck."
  • "Oh my God, this is the longest that anyone has not spoken EVER."
  • "Look at that, look at that, it's still there!"
  • "You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?"
  • "Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything."
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Ohmiya ♥ - Arashi ni Shiyagare 2015.06.13

IM YELLING. Yall know when cait asked cisco to “fix” her bracelets for her? when really the only problem was that she didn’t want to charge them cause “she’d be hooked into the wall” (which like, just get a second fucking pair cmon its not that hard asshole). Anyway, ya know that moment yes? well I just saw a post that said that moment gives off “dem feisty, hot, married, vibes” im 

like that moment is the exact fucking opposite keep that kv shit away from me please oh my god

tragicloss  asked:

8 (foods), 12, 13, 17

8. top 5 foods ?

chicken, pizza, pasta, garlic bread & chinese food :/ literally faves :/ wtf is eating healthy lmao

12. ideas of a perfect date

i’m pretty easily pleased tbh, legit just lazing all cosy watching movies would be gr9 to me. not fussed about that kinda stuff, just gimme some cuddles and i’m good !!

13. life goal(s) 

oh god, cries bc i still honestly don’t even really know.  i guess the biggest is to one day get married, have kiddos, all that family shiz ;~;  and i guess just to become more independent, find myself a decent career that i can enjoy and stuff, just wanna be able to be happy with my life. c:

17. a fact about my life 

i have two nieces who are my absolute world, i love them more than anything ;~;

@tragicloss    /    mun things !    /    accepting

Fancy a Roll in the Hay? (Pt 4)

Oh god it’s daily updates what is going on. My secret is listening to a fuck ton of Mika while writing. Shit is going down folks and yes, there will be another part. Obviously. Enjoy! xox

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Part 18
Part 19
Part 20
Alternate Ending

“Yeah who is this anyway?” Steve asks Bucky, sounding slightly confused but mostly put out.

“Please tell me you two aren’t married or something and I’ve just caused shit.” You say, trying to work out what the hell was going on.

“NO!” They cry in unison, a little too quickly.

“Alright ok you’re not married.” You say, holding your hands up in defence. “I know I don’t deserve any kind of explanation considering I’ve met both of you today but in that time I screwed you in a barn and you scared the shit out of me so I think at least a little explanation is in order.”

Keep reading

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Man… I don’t know what to do now. This last episode of One Punch Man was so great, those battles were awesome, oh God, Saitama is such a good hero! Everything was perfect, and I don’t know, but because of the way it ended it looks like a second season may be possible? Haha, maybe I’m just saying things because I don’t want OPM to end :( but hey, at least there’s the manga! And, oh! Those parts at the end felt like both Saitama and Genos were like a married couple. Somebody has to change that “And… his disciple” for “And… his husband” I mean, c'mon! Anyway, I love it all and now I feel like crying and laughing at the same time. I just can hope for that 2nd season! P.D: SaiGenos stole my heart forever and nothing will change it. P.D: I can’t wait for the OVA!

This guy friend has never read/seen Pride and Prejudice

My favorite text message reactions so far:

“This dude [Mr. Collins] will not shut up. Half the pages where he appears are just him rambling about the clergy and lady Catherine de boring.”

“I also relate to Mr. Bennet on a spiritual level.”

“Oh my god. This idiot proposed to Lizzie. No. This can’t be happening.”
Me: “A man in my position should get married, so here are 10 reasons why we should.”
“He talks about lady Catherine WHILE HE IS PROPOSING TO ELIZABETH. WHAT THE HELL DUDE.”
Me: It gets better.
“I am going to be physically sick if this gets any worse.”

“No, please. Continue to express that she is poor and in need of your saving grace. Go on.”

and by the end mako has turned bright red and is laughing into his hands because oh god he fucked up. he fucked up so bad. he has to explain that no, rat, he misspoke. they’re not married. and junkrats like. oh. and looks so heartbroken and that makos just kind of tentatively says ‘..yet?’ and junkrats smile goes huge and makos like. filled with one part fear one part love one part anticipation.

he very quickly adds ‘let me take care of the actual proposal, please,’ and junkrats like ‘hell nah mate we can both propse to each other!’ and makos like. oh no. he’s going to go so over the top and i should be scared for our safety but i love him so much

Married Life w/ Taehyung

You : Honey, could you please turn down the volume a little bit? That music is so lou-
Tae : Drop it.
You : EXCUSE ME?
Tae : You know what it is.
You : Oh god, Tae is that Cypher agai-
Tae : It’s the prime time haumisssss ~~
You : *death glare*
Tae :
You :
Tae :
You :
Tae : *puppy eyes*
You : *siiiighhhh*
You : Beat the prejudice and just doing my thang, boiiii.
Tae : I knew I married the right one.

*at lukes wedding probably*
  • calum: *gets insanely drunk* LUUUUCAS YOU DID IT BRAH I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE 15 AND HAD A FRINGE
  • luke: oh my god calum shut up why are you so drunk YOU PROMISED ME
  • ashton: luke has always been like a brother to me...i just cant believe he's getting married
  • luke: ashton please stop crying you're embarrassing me
  • michael: SHUT UP LUKE
  • luke: i hate this band

oh my god, i just realized something

“And Han Solo…you think of him as the father you never had.

what if han solo does become ‘the father rey never had’ through m a r r i a g e

because if she marries kylo…han solo would still be her father-in-law…and then he’d stILL be ‘the father(in-law) that she never had

because he’s fcukin dead now

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Imagine Sending Tony To Get You Femine Products.


Tony called you twenty minutes after you sent him to the pharmacy.


“(Y/N) there’s so many!” Tony muses.


“Ugh Tony just buy some” you groan and rub your forehead.


“Do you buy these yourself every month? With your own money there so expensive!” Tony exclaims.


“Tony please” you beg.


“I’m getting you the most expensive kind. You deserve the best and you got to let me pay for these from now on” Tony insists.


“That’s sweet. You’re sweet” you mumble. “Now bring them please.”


“Okay okay I’ll bring them for my lovely girlfriend” Tony chuckles. “Would you like some chocolate and Motrin while I’m here?”


“Oh god just marry me you fool” you laugh.


“Yes I will.”

First of all, OH MY GOD THESE TWO ARE ADORABLE I CANT EVEN WHAT THE HELL NO NO TOO CUTE.

Secondly, the cute little jokes, the lack of blushing, you can tell they have become very comfortable with each other during the year. Levy was able to find the group straight away, I don’t think she was “left behind” so much as Gajeel just knew she’d catch up. And he’s the one flirting!! Not being oblivious or unconsciously romantic- actually intentionally flirty omg.

Thirdly, please note that Gajeel has a Panther-Lily plushie in his bag… A plushie of his bro-cat. Oh. My. Gawd, I cannot deal with how cute these two are. All I see are love hearts and plushies. How is this legal???

shamy thoughts.

Headcanon: Remember when Amy said “If Sheldon proposed to me during sex, my ovaries would grab onto him and never let go.”

GUYS WHAT IF THE NEXT TIME THEY MADE LOVE SHELDON WOULD ACTUALLY PROPOSE TO HER ASDFGHJKL. Like he’s so overwhelmed and so in love and after he climaxed he blurt it out like OH MY GOD AMY PLEASE MARRY ME.

And Amy be like “Whuuuut. Sheldon are you sure, maybe you’re just overwhelmed. We just got back together. This is so all of a sudden/rush. blah blah blah

And Sheldon be like “ No. This is not all of a sudden. I really want to marry you. Now.  Look, I already have a ring” AND PULLS OUT HIS GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER’S RING ASDFGHJKL 

And Imma be like

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someone make a fanfic please hihihi.