How would the 2p axis act if their s/o is having problems with their asthma and every time they can't stop coughing they say something like "wow I guess I'm going to die of asthma now, that's lame but wtf ever"
2P Italy: “very funny” he’s acting all serious and annoyed while getting their inhaler and making sure they’re not actually dying
2P Germany: “oh my god someone call an ambulance” he doesn’t understand dry humour?? he’s worried that you’re being serious??
2P Japan: “can you maybe chill?” he’s such a worrywart but doesn’t like people to know it
2P Romano: “you’re not allowed to die” that would make him sad, so it is therefore illegal
2P Prussia: “haha same” he also has asthma, but probably to a lesser degree. his sense of humour is bad memes and super dry/depressing stuff like that