oh god not another text post

Day 1: My room turned into a ocean. I swear I found fishes and sharks swarming into my lungs. Or maybe that was the remains of you trying not to escape but desperately needing to
Day 2: You weren’t at school today and I should’ve been happy, I was more sad
Day 3: I thought I was ready to move on, then I saw you with her.
Day 4: We haven’t spoken in days now. My mind thinks its being shoved off a cliff.
Day 5: I wish it would just hit the bottom
Day 6: This will be the first weekend we dont hang out. I know you’ll be seeing her and I know youll be smiling without me. I’m trying hard to learn how to too
Day 7: I asked you for help on a history assignment and you replied with “Ask Amber im busy”. I texted back: “Tell Emma I said hi”
Day 8: You posted a video with her on the only social media site you have. When I saw it I erupted. I spewed lava every where, oh god its every where
Day 9: My mom made me sleep next to her on the couch. She was afraid I would try and do something like I did two years ago when another guy tore up my heart. I actually had thought about it
Day 10: I slept in your sweatshirt one last time so i can feel myself engulfed in you. I know you wanted them back so I had to feel you and smell you one last time.
Day 11: I gave you all of your stuff back and you thought I looked like a warrior but really I went home and tried getting you out of my bloodstream
Day 12: when will my eyes stop flowing?
Day 13: I snuck out with a boy and smoked weed on his couch. He talked about love and how much it hurt. I only pictured you.
Day 14: I woke up next to that same boy and I woke up screaming. The boy was worried and confused but I knew why I screamed. I imagined you laying with another girl on your couch. I ran out of his house so fast you’d think Id be better at running from you.
Day 15: Its spring break and im with my best friend and your with her and i swear i can feel you tracing her spine the way you used to trace mine
Day 16: I ignored your birthday and it felt worse than the puking i did that night
Day 17: Im treading icy water while you’re swimming away from me, I guess I just hope you’ll loop around and find your way back to the shattered, but still there, us
Day 18: I don’t remember the sound of your voice I don’t remember the color of your eyes I don’t remember your the taste of your lips
Day19: No amount of screaming gets your name out of my head
Day 20: I got on a plane today and when we took off I swear i almost walked to the door and started flying
Day 21: They say it takes 21 days fo break a habit but I think I just manage to fall more in love with a greedy monster
Day 22: I saw you today and wished you a happy late birthday and promised we’d watch the third Hobbit together. I’m beginning to hate myself more
Day 23: Its the end of the month maybe next month won’t be filled with thoughts of you and killing myself. i think im beginning to be over you
Day 24: april fools
Day 25: i think i understand now. when you first told me you loved me your mouth curled up on the edges, two days before you left when i gave my bare self to you your mouth was a straight line when saying i love you
Day 26: if you’re trying to kill me its working
Day 27: i woke up this morning to my blankets and pillows piled in a corner in my room. its something s ghost would do to make his presence known. im haunting myself. or maybe its the ghost of us tsking over my body
Day 28: its almost been a month since you told me it was never me. i almost texted you happy easter but i saw those text messages and just got angry
Day 29: I hate that you act like you didnt break my heart. i hate that you think im fine that im not writing a shit poem sbout your shit personality
Day 30: thirty days since you’ve wanted me. thirty days since i told you i love you. thirty days since you’ve slipped from my fingers. i tried catching you. you’ve been gone far too long. thirty days is too long
Day 31: i had a nightmare last night about you. you told me you loved me and kissed my forehead. i woke up breathing heavily and shaking. i want you out of my life
Day 32: running on no sleep isn’t fun
Day 33: ive been awake for over 50 hours in fear that ill see you in my dreams again. i cant risk that. it hurts so much. get out of my head
Day 34: my mother told me that love will do this. that its cruel and torturous and breaks you into such little pieces not even yourself can pick up all the pieces. you know where they all are, please come back and pick them up
Day 35: i talked to another guy last night we stayed up late and he asked me questions about you. we were sober so it wasn’t easy spitting up vowels and similies and euphemisms explaining the empty feeling in my chest after you left
Day 36: fuck if i stopped seeing you everyday i swear id be over you.
Day 37: my knee didnt touch your leg like it used it i promise i didnt do that fuck
Day 38: you told me that the wrinkles on my leg bothered you when i sat down. thats not what you said when we were trying not to get caught in the back of your car
Day 39: you told me you’d take me to prom and in two days itll just be another day you promised to spend with me. its funny how our plans turned to dust in a matter of seconds after cleaning
Day 40: the thunderstorm of us was inside of you and maybe that why it felt so close. i keep counting the seconds between the boom and light hoping you arent moving away buy i fear that you are already letting others feel your storm. the plants you grew are dying. maybe you should come back to water them
Day 41: ten days since its been a month since you left. i cried at prom because all i could look for in the crowd was you.
Day 42: i got so drunk all i could see was your face. the guy i fucked kept telling me his name wasn’t yours. i just screamed and cried because you’re all i still think about despite your efforts to continue to push me away
Day 43: i should be getting high today but if i do ill just write more and think more about a guy who will never care
Day 44: i think im trying to gain feelings for someone else because it’ll make moving on from you easier. im afraid to write that it hasnt
Day 45: you traces my leg like you used to. it was like dandelion tea. it made my insides fill with happiness. you’re my yellow paint.
Day 46: Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would put happiness inside him. He would consume it everyday in the hopes that it would bring his sadness to rest despite the fact that it could kill him first. i gues you were my yellow paint emphasis on the were. see im not going to write about you anymore, because when i write you down im under the impression that you’ll stay with the words but you don’t. this is the last sentence I’ll ever write about you

I never set out to hurt you…
but the thought of you and her burned my heart like the alcohol that burned my throat.
I had to close our story because the pages I had written had been ripped out like my heart in my chest and given to different lovers of yours.
I knew I wasn’t your only but at least I was one.
My vision doubled like the figures of how many other girls you set an eye on when I only had eyes for you.
Sitting in a bar,the only thing familiar was the feeling of alcohol rushing to my head.
Catching glimpses of familiar faces, and glimpses of you in every single person there,
double takes and double vodkas but none of them brought me to you.
I had told myself prior that nobody would ever get to hurt me like that again, so I decided to return the favour.
The alcohol kept coming, round after round with a boy whispering in my ear and oh my god did I wish it was your voice.
I felt like I had been shot, but I numbed it with another kind.
His mouth on mine, my heart beating, my vision blurring and for a split second I tasted your lips.
I wish I just stayed home.
—  payback hurts too

*taylor swift’s music video has her in a bathtub with diamonds, because she literally said years ago how that’s how the media depicts her*

y'all: oh my god this is a metaphor about how kim kardashian was kidnapped and was in her bathtub and they took her jewels taylor you are literally the worst person in the world

*kanye west’s music video, a man who has been harassing her since she was nineteen years old, has a legit ass naked replica of taylor swift without her consent, having her sleeping next to him and another abuser*

y'all:

y'all: so anyways here’s ANOTHER reason taylor is a bitch–

  • Archie: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Betty, code name -- Been There, Done That. Veronica is -- Currently Doing That. Jughead is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Cheryl, code name -- If I Had To Pick another Redhead. Kevin is -- Eagle Two.
  • Kevin: Oh thank God.
Oh My God

LuPone’s wrath isn’t confined to her performances. The other day the actress was at “A Bronx Tale,” and a woman kept kicking the back of her seat and texting. After LuPone complained to the house manager, she overheard the woman say about her, “I understand — she’s old.”

At another show, someone got under her skin by unwrapping candy for an eternity. “If you don’t stop with the candy, I’ll kill you,” LuPone told the audience member.

“No one is safe from Patti,” said Birney, laughing.

-New York Post

so i remember during the first week of my third yr in college, there was this girl in my class who started singing bp’s as if it’s your last and like since it’s a new semester, we barely know the people in our class since we change classmates every sem, so when she was halfway through the chorus, another girl behind her started singing along and they had a duet for like a few seconds before they realized whats going on and they looked at each other like oh my god and let me tell you those two have become inseparable to this day bc of kpop it’s absolutely beautiful

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[TRANS] 151128 Youngjae’s Instagram Updates

FROM Youngjae
Hello it’s GOT7’s Youngjae
Haha I’m not sure how I should write this “thanks to” letter. Mmm i think I have more to be sorry about than thankful. Mm First of all, the reason I was able to become a GOT7 member was mostly because of my parents and my company. My parents are really important to me. I haven’t been able to express it as much to my mom and dad, but I think I’m doing okay at it. Until I got to be part of GOT7, I’ve had a lot of troubles with my parents haha I’m sure no one would’ve expect things to become like this.

When I first passed my audition, what can I say, I’m still young but I was even younger then, so I cried..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ As soon as I passed, I called them, and seeing them happy for me made me feel really.. you know ㅎㅎㅎ To be honest, my parents didn’t want me to become a singer. They just wanted me to study, get a good job and have a stable life. Our family is actually struggling financially, but at the time I asked them to help me get vocal/singing lessons because I wanted to become a singer~ told them I’m going to learn to sing and made a fuss about it. I went to take lessons for a little bit in 8th grade, then had a hard time going due to issues at home, but I wanted to learn again during Sophomore year in high school so I really tried to persuade them haha. Regardless of knowing what I’m doing, they gave me allowance and I even worked part-time jobs without telling them haha. I’m still sorry for the things I did back then and would like to let them know I thank them through this letter (smile) (smile) And then I somehow came across JYPE audition! At first I didn’t pass. But they suddenly contacted me after a year and told me I passed, so I was really happy. Thinking back again and talking about it still makes me happy.. When I started practice, I couldn’t stay in Seoul the entire time. The days I was able to stay in Seoul for practice were Fri-Mon and I had to go back to Mokpo for the rest of the week, but the bus fare was pretty expensive. I received 100,000 won to go back and forth every week, but one day my dad didn’t have enough so he gave me 80,000 won. I told him it wasn’t enough and that I needed more. Honestly, 80,000 won was more than enough for food and bus fare, but you know there is the regular bus and the premium bus– for some reason I insisted on taking the premium bus every time. Taking the regular bus from Mokpo to Seoul would’ve cost me 20,500 won, but the premium bus fare was 30,400 won.. I remember it exactlyㅋㅋ

I begged and begged just to ride that bus and my dad would get angry at me while breaking the piggy bank, but it didn’t make me feel good (/satisfied). I felt bad, but I wanted more.. Whenever I reminisce those days now, I wonder why I was acting that way. I’m still young, but I guess I was just even younger. I don’t know if my parents would remember these things, but whenever I think back, I want to cry because I feel so remorseful. I was too young to realize then, but I’m always sorry and thankful, mom and dad! After all that, I practiced harder and became part of GOT7!! I thought, wow did I really finally debut? My parents came to see me on the day of our debut and hugged me tight.. Bear with me for rambling on but anyway!! I really wanted to tell my parents I thank them very much. I love you, mom and dad. It feels strange for someone like me to say this, but let’s all be good to our parents!

Also to all the Ahgases who always watch over us whether from afar or up close, if all of you weren’t here, we wouldn’t be either. I’m very thankful and think you’re all lovely for supporting us with love no matter what we do. I ask you to continue to love us just as you have all this time. We’ll keep working hard and become amazing singers for Ahgases. Thank you, sorry and thank you again. This became really serious unlike my personality.ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Ahgase and GOT7, let’s keep going like this~~ I love you

Ahhhh and when we recently won first place wowwowaang honestly, I didn’t cry.. Rather than wanting to cry, you know that feeling of “wow it’s so overwhelming, no joke, are you sure the singer who won first place isn’t someone else??” And wow, everyone thank you so much. This doesn’t come easily and it was possible because of all your love for us. So I’m going to work even harder to do better, although the thought makes me worried at the same time. We’ll keep trying and show even better sides of us. I truly love you, IGOT7!

Ah also.. Those who are fluent in English, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, and other languages, please translate this. Our Ahgases are all smart, so you can do it! ㅋㅋㅋ Ah is this too much of a mission.. It’s because I think those from other countries can have fun reading and be happy from the translations. Anyway I love you!

Who else is there.. Friends haha I don’t have that many friends ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I came to Seoul during my Junior year and I was really lonely. I had no one until around my Senior year, when a really close hyung of mine came up to Seoul and started taking lessons! Or maybe I’m wrong. Anywho when I was in Mokpo, he took good care of me and we listened to each other’s worries, so I was really glad when he came up to Seoul too. Even though he isn’t blood-related, I’m just as comfortable around him; we talked a lot and he gave good advice when I went through hard times, and overall he made my experience in Seoul less difficult huhu. I wasn’t able to tell that hyung I thank him ㅋㅋㅋㅋ but hopefully he’ll read this and know I’m thankful ㅋㅋㅋ!

Speaking of hyung, to my real hyung! My hyung is now my vwaitwamin (vitamin) that gives me strength. He can tell if something’s wrong from just the tone of my voice, it’s scary sometimes.. Once I called him on a rough day and he constantly asked if something happened and ha (sigh) ㅠㅠㅠㅠ hyung always knows me best *tears* ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ah I’m crying too much in this letter ㅋㅋ That’s how close I was (/am) with my hyung. Oh that doesn’t mean I’m not close with my noona or anything, but I should write about her as well. Or else she’ll be upset ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅎㅎㅎ

Actually it was my noona’s birthday not too long ago ㅠㅠ after my schedule I completely forgot about it and didn’t call her, but she called me first. Then I remembered right away ㅠㅠ I’m still trying to decide what to do for her. She says it’s okay but I want to do something.. I told her “happy birthday” through kakaotalk along with an ugly picture of me, and my noona wa very happy. If I get some days off soon, I’m planning to bring a gift to her ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Whew.. I wrote to those I’m thankful for and about the things I’ve been through, and it’s not too much or too little, but it seems I’ve had many ups and downs in life ㅋㅋㅋ There are probably more people I should thank, but I’ll write the second letter another time!

Everyone who’s always supporting me – my parents, hyung, noona, members, Ahgase, JYPE, my friends, other hyungs – I’ll work hard as the amount of support you’re giving me. Thank you and love you, always. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️★★❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Translated by: got_pang for GOT7&Co.

Break It To Her

Antiope x reader (next one will be Diana, I promise)


(A/N: That picture is originally a funny text post from IG, but I cropped it out for the purpose of this imagine xd. Follow that IG name if you want to!) @fwjustyn - Insta - random profile

Anonymous said:

I just found your blog oh god someone sent something like this to another: “Imagine you are Dianas bff and in a relationship with Antiope, Diana doesn’t find out until you are bickering. Reader: "then what will you do in your free time General” Antiope: “You” Diana: “What” Diana: 🤔😶😯😐😑 Antiope:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hippolyta and Menalippe knew and are cackling at their sister in the back like ‘way to break it to her you dumbass.’“ could you please try to write something like that it would be hilarious. 

(A/N: Yeah I saw this too and I was looking for an actual imagine, but I don’t think one was done yet! So, I guess I’ll live up to that task :D) 


(Third person POV)

Diana was just minding her own business, walking toward the beach with her mother and aunt Menalippe, when she heard bickering coming from her right. She looked at Hippolyta in question, but she just shrugged. Even though she knew damn well who and why the people were arguing.

Diana walked up to them and saw that it was Antiope and Y/N. Not noticing that Diana was standing there, they continued bickering like children over a hunt that Antiope was going on.

Y/N glared at her lover. “You are going to be gone for almost two weeks, my love!” My love? Diana thought. “What will you possibly do in your free time? When you are not hunting?”

Antiope smirked. “You will be coming with me so you, of course.” Diana’s innocent eyes widened as she put the pieces together just as Y/N noticed Diana. Y/N’s not-so-innocent smile resembled this.

While Diana’s resembled this.

And Hippolyta’s and Menalippe’s faces resembled this XD

Originally posted by shawnasgonnagif

“Um, Diana, I am sorry! We were going to tell you sooner or later, but…” Diana held her hand up, silencing Antiope which kind of surprised Y/N.

Diana glanced between the both of them with a poker face. “I am more than happy for you two! But you…what did you mean by doing Y/N in your free time?”

Hippolyta and Menalippe had to stifle their laughs at Diana’s question. Like, way to break it to her dumbass (even though Y/N nor Antiope knew that Diana was there in the first place).

Antiope’s face went red while Y/N cleared her throat.

“You see, Diana, when there is a carrot and another carrot in the field that like each other -” Antiope put her hand over Y/N’s mouth, stopping her from talking as Hippolyta and Menalippe starting laughing uncontrollably. Diana stifled a smile, but was still kind of confused/mad that her aunt and best friend didn’t tell her about their relationship.

“Why didn’t you tell me? Everybody else seems to know but me.” Diana said with a betrayed expression clear on her face.

Antiope sighed and gave Diana an apologetic look. “We are very sorry, Diana. We did not want to tell you yet because we were afraid of how you would feel about us being together.”

Diana smiled and hugged them, forgiving them instantly. Well, kind of.

“Okay,” Diana paused and then continued, “But to fully make it up to me, I get to help plan your wedding.”

Y/N, who was sipping some water, started choking on it after Diana said that. Antiope chuckled at her lover’s surprised state.

“It’s a deal.” She concluded.

“We’re getting married?!”

(A/N: Request away! I am still working on the very few imagines that I have, but they will be done in the next couple of days. After that, I won’t have any more. So if you have any ideas, let me know!)

BTS as things my family has said in our group chat (Part 2)

Seokjin: Let me live

Yoongi: I’m disowning all of you. I’ll find another family

Hoseok: I’m scared. There’s a spider in my room. Come get it

Namjoon: I had an accident working on the office and I broke a bone near my ankle

Jimin: She got dat booty. Why won’t she flaunt it?

Taehyung: Sometimes when I’m at the park and I see dogs, I kind of unwittingly whisper “Oh my god” really quietly under my breath because I love dogs so much 

Jungkook: This photo is older than you, you infant 


Part 1

  • me on the airplane: oh my fucking god. i could have escaped. i could have saved my life. now i am in this little flying thing. oh my god. why did i come here? why didn't i go home when i had the chance to do so? oh my god we might all die now i hate airplanes oh god. why did i never treasure Mother EARTH ™ why? and now i am on this flying fireball and we might collide with another airplane or with the moon or - even worse - with the sun!! why did i even wanna leave this place? and why by plane? jesus christ please help me dear god i need help what if I won't survive? so many planes land safely but what if mine doesn't? we all gonna explode and die jesus help me i will be a good human being if I land safely oh my god i will change my life and i will appreciate what i have just let me live pleae
  • airplane: *lands*
  • me: lol nevermind
Casual French

Bonjour!

Here are some words that you wouldn’t learn in the classroom:

Bouffer/La bouffe - to eat/food

J’ai bouffé tout la bouffe que j’ai eu. -> I ate all the food I had.

MDR - LOL (literally means morte de rire)

Ma mère pense que je suis parfait. MDR. -> My mom thinks I’m perfect. LOL.

D’acc - Ok. (Shorthand for D’accord. Mostly used in text)

Viens chez moi pour le déjeuner, d’acc? -> Come to my house for lunch, ok?

Oh mon dieu - Oh my god.

“J’ai entendu que Therèse est morte.”

“Oh mon dieu!” ->

“I heard that Theresa died.”

“Oh my god!”

Comme çi comme ça -> So so (A response for “How are you”) …. I wanted to specifically point this one out. This phrase is in every text book I have ever seen but it is so rarely used. Please do not use this especially in a familiar setting.

Vachement - really/freaking

J’ai vachement faim -> I’m really hungry.


With all of these phrases it’s important to note that these are not for formal settings. Friends and people like friends are good to use these with.


I could have included more but there are so many that I’ll leave this for now. I’ll post another slang one soon.


À bientôt!