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Muse - “Crazy Hypotheticals”

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!! an update!!!!!!! finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m so sorry this took forever it’s almost 5am as i’m writing this and i love u and i really hope u like it because if you don’t or do, pls let me know bc my heart grows when you do and if u hate it i still wanna hear from ya bc i love a good roast !!!!
also: i hit 200 followers and i know it may not seem like much to some of you but i’m so new here and your support as been OVERWHELMING i absolutely adore all of you thank you thank you thank you thank you
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ANYWAYS PLS ENJOY THIS AND HAPPY OSCARS YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UR LOVE AND SUPPORT AND *WIPING TEARS* I JUST LOVE U A LOT OK HERE WE FCKIN GO

summary: *to the tune of ‘what’s this’ from a nightmare b4 christmas* first date? first date!! there’s magic in the air! first date, firs- wait!!!! Karen, what should i wear!!!!!!!!!!
word count: 5600+ lmao kill me 
warnings: swearing !! as per usual i’m sorry yall i cannot help myself - also drinking, bad dancing, some terrible spanglish!!! lots of stuttering !!!! terribly formatted texting + facetime, lots of dopey smiles + way too many commas


part one / part two / part three 
               masterlist

HERE WE GO YALL CROSS YA FINGERS

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so do you imagine that when lena and kara get together 

or even when they start just hanging out and stubbornly not noticing how much they’re pining after each other

that eliza just casually starts momming the hell out of lena too

remembers how she takes her tea or coffee and makes/brings her a cup when she needs a refill like nbd of course hon

lowkey brags on how awesome lena is, nonchalantly squares up with people who disparage her

values and seeks her opinion on sciencey things, sends her dumb science jokes

cheerfully includes her in all invitations to family things

leaves her her own handwritten ‘don’t forget your gloves again, i saw this thing and i thought of you, i hope you have a good day today!!’ post-its next to kara’s and alex’s and maggie’s

comes up to her after yet another attempt on her life and just fucking gathers her up in a hug ‘i’m so glad you’re safe’ and when lena’s a little stiff with shock she’s like ‘oh my god are you hurt let me see honey where does it hurt?’

and lena’s sort of spiralling into ? ???? ???????? ????????? ?????????? and then what ??? are you ?? wanting from me? what is it you want

just waiting for the other shoe to drop because this is not how a mom acts

this is not how her mom ever acted

but it doesn’t stop and eliza never asks for anything and as far as eliza’s concerned she’s acquired another daughter

AHHHH PUMPKIN DOGGO CAME WITH THEM.

Relationship goals. Going around with your doggo together.

“I certainly hope I won’t let him down! I have a very…. fragile self esteem and Steven’s opinion of me matters a lot. I wonder if…. am I good enough? Will I ever become strong enough to be a Crystal Gem? I don’t know but… it keeps me up at night, you know?”

“Of coooooourse you’ll let him down! You’re not us!”

“Yeah, no offence Connie but we don’t need you at all.”

SADAJFJAFJASFASF I JUST FUCKING MADE THAT JOKE LAPIS.

WOW.

FUCKING….. 

WOW

Oh my god they’re gonna be the new crystal gems together.

Also that is a good point, having a human in the team is an important thing.

PERIDO

IS GONNA BE GARNET

YES

FUCKING

YES

BTS REACTION: Your apartment smells like coffee every time they arrive

Jungkook: Every time Jungkook passes by a coffeeshop he remembers you. He buys two cups and go to your apartment, just to see your smile. And would not be surprised if you were making coffee.

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Namjoon: “Let me see… Coffee?” he asks smiling while close your apartment door.

Originally posted by forjimin


Jin: “Jagiya, drink coffee everyday is no good, ok? Let’s reduce this a little”, he would say with that look of mother.

Originally posted by jinful


Suga: “Oh my God, Y/N! Coffee? Again? Your coffee is not even this good to drink every day.” he would say, taking your coffee from your hands and drinking with a smile.

Originally posted by booptae


J-Hope: “Uuuuh, coffeee again!” he picks up a mug just to have a little. “But I didn’t make it today”, you say, and he would be kinda confused because he could smell it in the air.

Originally posted by asdfghobi


V: “Baby, one day you’ll be a big coffee machine. Or just a big coffee cup. I don’t know.”

Originally posted by jeonbase


Jimin: Jimin thinks that your addiction is so cute and would drink it with you every single day. But would make some jokes “I think you need a rehab, Y/N”.

Originally posted by suga-com

Come, Thou fount of every blessing,
Tune my heart to sing Thy grace,
Streams of mercy, never ceasing,
Call for songs of loudest praise.
While the hope of endless glory
Fills my heart with joy and love,
Teach me ever to adore Thee,
May I still Thy goodness prove.

Here I raise my Ebenezer,
Hither by Thy help I’ve come,
And I hope, by Thy good pleasure,
Safely to arrive at home.
Jesus sought me when a stranger,
Wandering from the fold of God,
He, to rescue me from danger,
Interposed His precious blood.

Oh, to grace how great a debtor
Daily I’m constrained to be,
Let that grace now like a fetter
Bind my wandering heart to Thee:
Prone to wander, Lord, I feel it,
Prone to leave the God I love.
Here’s my heart, oh, take and seal it,
Seal it for Thy courts above.

Oh, that day when freed from sinning,
I shall see Thy lovely face,
Clothed then in the blood washed linen
How I’ll sing Thy wondrous grace!
Come, my Lord, no longer tarry,
Take my ransomed soul away,
Send Thine angels soon to carry
Me to realms of endless day.

—  Come Thou Fount, 18th Century English Hymn
Drive-by Romance (Part 4)

Summary: A moment of embarrassment turns into an unexpected romance. 

Word Count: 2,543

Warnings: None.

A/N: Here it is guys! The final planned installment of this mini series. I hope you enjoy it. I certainly had fun writing it. 

Originally posted by coporolight

Your breath shook as you exhaled slowly, finally letting your eyes drift up to face yourself in the mirror.

“Oh my god, Peg,” you chuckled breathlessly. You looked stunning. Your hair, makeup, the dress – it was all perfect. You practically glowed.

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The worst part about this is that I understand Peridot’s confusion, because as we’ve seen before she only recently learned about empathy and friendship. She is not ready for this and yet she is being encouraged to make Lapis her friend no matter what.

Steven don’t lie, you know exactly the reason Lapis doesn’t want to be nice to Peridot. You’re the one forcing this situation.

Lapis is Water/Flying type confirmed. Let’s just hope no one around has electricity or it’ll fuck her up good.

OH MY GOD.

LAPIS YOU CUTIE.

“Yeah… but it’s very blurry.”

I just love how honest and to the point Lapis is.

I’ve read a couple of very mediocre books, so to (hopefully) break that cycle, I’m going read this one next! I’ve heard good things, and Stephen King can write some great books…when he’s not focusing on super creepy stuff (which is not my thing at all). Oh, yeah…tree’s still up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thanks for letting me vent and for the great ideas/advice. My mother is really into the martyr thing of showing the world and her church how perfectly she handles “the challenges God gives” her (even when she isn’t)…but I’m hoping the social worker I’m talking to tomorrow can have a better “come to Jesus” meeting with her than I’ve been able to. Maybe if she even calls it that she’ll have better luck?? One of the most important things we learned in school was “don’t social work your family,” so I’m trying not to. And, I don’t WANT to. I’m actually going to (strongly) suggest she start seeing someone. My mother hates having “strangers” in her house, so she turned in her notice at work today. I know she THINKS that she can do this all on her own, but I know better. And, it’s simply not going to happen that I’m her only source of respite care/help. I live an hour away and have a family and a job. I refuse to take that on when there are professionals who can (and should) help.

Edit: I’m definitely not saying I won’t help. I just cannot be there as often as she needs.
  • Weiss : It’s over between us. I-I just can’t keep doing this. If Ruby found out what’s happening between us, it would tear her poor little heart apart. It would tear us apart and I just can’t let that happen. Please don’t look at me like that! You know this is for the better....Well, I guess once more before we part ways is fine.
  • *Weiss stuffs her face with a plate of cookies*
  • Weiss: Oh my god! So good!
  • Ruby : Weiss?
  • Weiss : Ruby! I-It’s not what you think!
  • Ruby : You didn’t share? How could you?
  • *Ruby runs out the room with tears in her eyes*
  • Weiss : Ruby, wait!
  • *She glares menacingly at plate of cookies*
  • Weiss: You did this! I hope you’re happy!

Greg at least in Steven Universe people usually have magical powers that let them be good at singing and stuff.

“Look, it’s in the contract okay? Either sing one tune per episode or we get cancelled. My hands are tied, Wirt.”

Oh god no.

Wirt you’re gonna be behind again and you’ll get lost in the forest or some shit like that.

You know, I’m right there with you Beatrice, sometimes people need to appreciate silence and quietness.

OH WOW.

HEY BEATRICE I HOPE YOU’RE CARRYING A BURN HEAL FOR WIRT.

No willpower? A pushover who does what people tell him?

….

No what are you talking about this isn’t hitting close to home at all.

Wow Beatrice you’re kind of a dick huh.

BTS Reaction to them seeing you dance a difficult choreography

Requested! Can you do a reaction where they see you do like a super hard hitting dance, not like the cutest girly ones that girl groups usually do. Thanks!!

Sure thing anon, I hope you enjoy it ^^

Jin (Seokjin): *just stares at you* wow…. I’m speechless… I didn’t know you could dance like this!


Suga (Yoongi): *really impressed* oooook…. I did not expect this *nods in approval*


J-Hope (Hoseok): *startled to see you dance like that* OH WOW!!! Y/N YOU’RE SO GOOD!!!! *jumps up and down in excitement while laughing*


Rap Monster (Namjoon): *sits down to watch you dance* this is amazing, wow *claps for you* you’re better than I thought you were!!


Jimin: *surprised* oh my god…. YOU’RE SO TALENTED!! let me get you a towel to wipe yourself, you’re sweaty *grins*


V (Taehyung): *grins because he loves how you dance* I love how you’re not dancing cutely like every other girl *bites his lip* you need a break?


Jungkook: WHOAAA WANNA DANCE BATTLE? *hops around you excitedly*

Credit to the gif owners~

Can we just talk about Ryan Kelley for a second??

So I happened to find a bunch of these pictures of him behind the scenes of Teen Wolf and oh my god…

It seems like he enjoys being Parrish even off camera

yup

and sometimes he’s good cop

sometimes he’s bad cop

sometimes he’s angry cop

(notice how under sex it says YES)

sometimes he’s sneaky cop

sometimes he’s proud cop

sometimes he’s funny cop

but let’s be honest

he’s always funny cop

oh my god

he’s also sometimes cutie cop :}

look at him

awww

but most of all


he’s sexy advertisement cop :D

I hope you all realize how much Ryan Kelley is a precious dork

Backlash Champion

Well, I did it. Not only was I turned on to a daddy kink with this one (thanks for that @ashleyvc88), but AJ deserves some celebratory smut. I will most likely be working on one for Dean tomorrow because it’s Dean and I love him.

So, here we are!! @queenreignsempire @imagineconfessionswwe @skrillexslays13 @imagines–assemble (I already got you tagged Ashley!)  Hope you guys enjoy!!!

Pairing: AJ Styles x Reader

Summary: AJ had become the new WWE World Champion! You decide to head back to the hotel where a sexy celebration ensues.

****SMUT WARNING****

Originally posted by notrealtalk

“1-2-3!” The referee counted.

Backstage, you jumped to your feet, letting out a squeal of joy. AJ just won the WWE World Championship! Your boyfriend won!!! Naomi and Becky laughed as you jumped up and down in joy.

“Someone’s clearly gonna be getting it good tonight.” Naomi joked, earning a laugh from Becky.

“Oh my god, okay. I gotta go. I’ll see you guys Tuesday?” You said, smiling as you didn’t hear Naomi’s joke.

“Of course. Assuming you can still walk!” Becky replied, giant smile on her face.

You continued to smile as you shook your head.

“Get your heads out of the gutter, you nasties.” You smiled.

“Tell us we’re wrong.” Naomi said.

“I can’t.” You replied after a moment with a shrug.

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@mooseintheocean replied to your post

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                   Did you see the way Jared reacted on the twin name…                

   “We need a lipreader to grace our tinhat community” Oh MY GOODNESS YES!!! I’ve tried to learn to lipread and I’m pretty sure that first thing he said was ‘who tops’, but I’m not 100% sure. I need to slow down the video, zoom in on his mouth and then if i’ll read something interesting and will be quite sure I’ll let you know :) Don’t hold your breath though, I’m not very good at it yet ;p   


Oh my god, that’s terrific! Let me help you with that!

Here’s a closer crop of the video slowed down to 50%! I took the sound off, I hope that helps. :) Let me know what you find!

  • ENFJ around everyone: "Hello! Good morning! How are you today? You look fantastic! Let me help you with that. What are your hopes and dreams? Do you need to talk? You know I'm always here for you."
  • ENFJ around their crush: *awkward silence*
  • *avoids eye contact*
  • (thinks)'go talk to them. No that's lame, wait for them to talk to you. Be cool. Don't say anytime stupid. Oh God, they're looking at you. Say something NOW!'
  • "Sooooo... D-d-do you like bread?"
Pumpkin Kink?

Summary:  Fall is in the air, and that means pumpkin flavored everything is everywhere you look. Y/N couldn’t be more excited about this, but Dean thinks she might be a little too excited about pumpkin spice. And he’s going to show her that she definitely has a pumpkin kink.

Characters: Dean Winchester, Reader, Sam Winchester

Warnings: Language, smut, dirty talk, (pumpkin kink)

A/N: I love all things pumpkin, and this popped in my head this morning at work! Hope y’all enjoy!

Tagging: @supernatural-jackles

Originally posted by little-things98

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Day 415 - One of the good things about living alone is that when you need to practice a song and play the same three notes over and over and over, it bothers no one excEPT MYSELF OH MY GOD JUST GET IT RIGHT!!! 😠 My hands hurt but let’s hope thag eventually I’ll be able to actually play you that Dragon Age medley I arranged.