oh god it's such a good game

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Yes or No | Gregg and Angus

Finished watching Jack play Night in the Woooooods! And OH. MY. GOD! Its such a good story and art and Jack’s voices and aaagh! I love it so much! I promise I’ll make some proper fanart for the game soon, but for now enjoy this quick little comic of how I like to think Angus and Gregg got together. (These sweet babies deserve ALL the happiness!)

Let’s start it off with the one and only, the canon pairing of a sad sk8er boi and his tiny baker: Jack Zimmerman/Eric “Bitty” Bittle!

Ice Crew Please!

THE FIC THAT CHANGED E V E R Y T H I N G u don’t even KNOW oh my god

u read this and u r like: “ice crew au…?? wut” but U GUYS. READ IT.

I AM. BEGGING U. its so fucking funny but also so fucking meaningful and abt CREATING A Fa mILY !!!! and LoVe!!!! and frieNDShIP!!!

p.s i don’t want to spoil it but if u read it message me and ill talk to u abt the part that made me cry like actual tears bc thank god for friendships and acknowledging that shit is hard

the messes of men

this was… in it’s own way.. a hard fic to read (which makes it the best fic to read! pain! i love it! help me!) it’s very very very beautifully written and i hold it very close to my heart….how it portrays jack by himself and how hard it must’ve been…it also manages to weave in how mental illness plays its own role, even once you get together with the person you’re pretty sure is it for you. somewhat painful but cathartic and achingly tender.

until it got the best of you

umm bitty has a big dick. that’s it.

BUT then there’s feelings! and angst! and misunderstanding! (the best type too! u know when one is like so crazily in love with the other and thinks its shockingly obvious but surprise, it’s not!) it’s just fantastic!

i never saw the signs

imagine a world where jack jumping over the snowbank, bringing bitty coffee, going on long walks classifies (in jack’s mind) as dating. so when bitty gets asked out, jack cannot believe the b e t r ay a l! we’re dating bitty! just read this and be happy :)

left the city, my family, my precinct

oh my goodness this fic.

jack accidentally sends bittle a dick pick.

:0  ;)  <3 ___ <3 = summary of the fic

mixing it up

this is just….so cute?!??!?! and funny?!??! and 1!!!!!

bitty is contestant at a baking tournament for the falconers where jack and tater are the judges. at least, thats where it starts off.

tater is fucking hILARIOUS this fic in general made me laugh a lot.

strawberry

if u about that dom/sub life well…….just know that eric pins jacks hands to the bed and there’s v intense blushing that boi turns red like a tomato and i live 4 it.

eric is a tad too southern for me but it’s the only thing this fic doesn’t do perfectly :))))

something like this

considering how popular this fic is it actually sat open in a tab for a looong loooooong time just bc…well… it’s 285,748 words. im an all or nothing girl as in i once read the entire maze runner trilogy in one night so i had to find the right time

first of all: angst. second of all: angst. third of all: ….. u guessed it… angst. BUT don’t worry, for every drop of angst there’s a metro-fucking-ton of smut and sweetness :)))) ;))) what this fic does brilliantly is create an OMC that is at the forefront of the story and do it seamlessly. this is a pretty iconic fic and tbh im definitely not one for fics longer than 100k but this was a fuckin’ beaut man

rake the springtime across your sheets

oh god this was P A I N F U L but in a very beautiful way??? (that’s how u know the writing was siCK) ambiguously happy ending but tbh in the end this fic is really just abt the unspoken quiet truth of being in love, of loving, of being human just lke Fffffffuck me up

Phone, Please!

listen. i’m not a fluff person. idk i get bored. BUT. BUUUUUT. BUT. this fic.

AMAZING. this fic is all about the details and the little moments that make Bitty and Jack  ~*BittyandJack*~

Bonus favorite line: “Thank god there are pancakes to serve. Pancakes are also very nice, and something he can actually have.”

Winter Clothes

Chowder POV so this is both hiLARIOUS and surprisingly touching. Jack and Bitty help Chowder buy clothes for New England winter. As a person living in New England, I approve this message.

WIPS: *Hate That I Love You plays in the background*

medic, please!

so if u ever played world of warcraft u r gonna love it and if you’ve never played world of warcraft u r gonna love it

this fic is just SO CREATIVE?!?!! like the format of it is B O M B. its just. so good. oh ym god.

(also the name is “medic please!” get it? cuz eric’s a medic in the game.? and check..PLEASE! ugh I’m a nerd 4 this pic

Fainting Psychics and Pessimistic Demonologists

ghostbusters au except not bc copyright

at first i was like…ghost hunters au?? rlly? but now I’m like GHOST HUNTERS AU? B R I L L I A N T.

characters are on point, its funny (an actual line of the fic “Jack sat down at his computer, pulled open a tab, and googled “How to encourage a teammate”. lmao what a mess)

but also theres some mystery and intrigue and suspense and in general this is a Good.

baking is punk as fuck

this is another AU that i was like…punk band u ….rlly? but then i was like PUNK BAND AU FUCK YEAH im a sucker for asshole Jack. i’m not even into punk?? but im into this fic U ___ U

This Don’t Even Feel Like Falling

filed under “praise kink mmmm”

honestly? porn..? “Bitty is the one to tie Jack’s hands for Hazeapalooza; afterward, he ties Jack’s hands for their own private enjoyment. “ like?? I’m not sorry.

but also not established relationship more like fwb but u know and i know and ngozi knows that ain’t the game we’re playing here

around the green and blue

not usually a big fan of soulmate aus but what i love about this fic is the pacing and even tho soulmate aus where seeing your soulmate = seeing color for the first time isn’t totally new this felt super fresh and original!

shine for you

aw MAN this gave me the feeeeeels. established relationship but jack is not out, it’s a bit angsty but the jack perspective is just so gooood

EXTRA: It all started with a big Russian hockey player calling a small cat-loving hockey player a rat. You either h8 it or u luv it. In my case, I Love it, capital L, so enjoy: Alexei “Tater” Mashkov/Kent Parson

careful the tale you tell

Kent has been telling himself a story, ever since the Q. It’s the epic story of Parse and Zimms, and he’s in love with it. // this fic is specifically meant for patater newbies and this fic does an amazing job of showing why kent and alexei just make sense. its honestly a Blessing.

kick on the starter

lmao im gonna be 90 years old and still reccing Febricant’s fics…for real when i saw they wrote patater i was like…no..im dreaMing…or im dead? is . is heaven?? rlly unique approach to how she gets them together and gr8 build up :)))) Bless Febricant

i need to wake up, i need me some love…

honestly? shameless fluff. established relationship (they’re ENGAGED FOR GOD’S SAKE) short but Good

It may be because I'm so new to hockey but intermission interviews feel really pointless to me
  • Interviewer: So you guys were hockeying pretty hard out there but the other team is hockeying as well. How are you going to hockey all the hockey?
  • Breathless, exhausted player : Yeah we're hockeying hard but the other team is also hockeying hard. To hockey all the hockey we're going to have to hockey even harder until we hockey the hardest.
  • Interviewer: Thank you and good luck with the hockey.
  • Breathless, exhausted player : You're welcome (Oh thank god i can go now)
Voltron fandom in a nutshell

Keith: *playing emo songs at 3:00 in the morning* “SHUT UP ALLURA ITS NOT A PHASE”

Lance: “I recognized Keith by his fucking mullet fiGHT ME”

Pidge: *sarcastic remarks @ everyone*

Hunk: *throws toast at Shiro* HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Shiro: “my hair floof is better than ur hair floof- goddammit Keith get ur shit together”

Allura: “Shiro no one cares about your hair floof, go bond with ur lion”

Zarkon: “nO ITS MY LION HHHHHH”

Keith: *becomes a spicy boi and tries to take out Zarkon himself* “I CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME BUT IM FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW”

Coran: “hey guys what’s Monopoly???”

Lance: “oH MY GOD GUYS HE FOUND THE HELL GAME”

Shiro: “MONOPOLY IS LIFE OKAY”

Keith: *blows up half the Galra ship* “oops”

Allura: “get ready tO GO THROUGH TIME” *summons wormhole*

Coran: “nO SHIRO DONT PRESS THAT BUTTON”

so i watched this chinese drama called Nirvana in Fire and it fUCKED ME UP

here’s a thing i’m working on! i’ll eventually color it, but i quite like the lineart :D

anonymous asked:

I just started a double degree (engineering and business) and holy shit I regret everything. THIS IS ME SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS. I DONT KNOW HOW I'LL EVER MAKE IT TO MY FINAL YEAR

/SCREAMS INTO THE ABYSS WITH YOU/ 

Here’s a few things I wish I’d known before I started my double degree (+ a few things which have kept me sane since then!) 

1. Coffee. 

  • I started my degree as a ‘social’ coffee drinker. 
  • NOW ITS LIKE WATER. 
  • PUMP THAT SHIT INTO MY BLOODSTREAM, IV DRIP, THERE IS NO LIFE BEFORE COFFEE

2. Student Discounts 

  • Reap the benefits of student discounts. Seriously. 
  • Know where the cheapest coffee is, transport subsidies, printing subsidies, student sales, student flights! 

3. Shit happens, things change. 

  • Just because you hate something now, doesn’t mean you can’t love it later. The upshot being - just because you love something now, doesn’t mean you won’t hate it with the feverish passion of a thousand burning suns later. 
  • Your interests will change. Your goals, both academic and personal will change. That’s ok.
  • Find something that motivates you to complete each degree. You may enjoy both your degrees equally. You may prefer one over the other - particularly if you’re still completing tedious core units for one degree whilst you get to do much more interesting advanced units for the other. Remind yourself why you’re doing this degree. Why are you doing double the workload, why is it worth the late nights, caffeine overdoses and the concurrent deadlines? Assess each degree independently of the other and find something which motivates you to study in that field. 
  • In my case, I was very demotivated halfway through my degree. Honestly speaking, in my 3/4th year, I was ready to drop my other degree and graduate with a single. I only continued my other degree after going on exchange (read: more holiday than study) and when I could finally do advanced units which were interesting to me. 
  • For others, changing degree (yes, even in 6th year) was the best choice for them. They’re much happier now, and much more driven - and it was their experience throughout their double degree that helped them realise their passion in another field. Sometimes, finding out what you hate is just as important as finding out what you love.  

4. Save a first year unit for the end of your degree 

  • Ok, I shit you not. 
  • If your degree structure allows you to save an elective first year unit for your penultimate or final year, do it. 
  • Sure, its strange to walk into a class of freshers. When you inevitably have an ‘ice breaker’ exercise, watch in sick fascination as the majority of the class whips their head around incredulously as you introduce yourself as a “fifth year student” 
  • BUT BOY THE REWARDS ARE SWEET. For example, having a reduced workload so you can focus on your advanced units. Easy marks because you already know half the shit, and if not, you know where to find it. 
  • You already have half the transferrable skills (report writing, referencing, critical analysis, knowledge of HOW THE FUCK TO SUBMIT AN ASSIGNMENT THROUGH YOUR UNI SERVER) to do well. You could probably skip all the intro/ getting to know your way around the library resources classes. 
  • A relaxed class and a healthy boost to my GPA? Sign me up. 

5. Use time to your advantage

  • One of the things I’m grateful for is time. 
  • Its a long degree. Instinctively I knew this when I signed up - 5 to 7 years is a long time. But I only truly felt how long a period that time was when my friends with shorter degrees graduated and entered the workforce. And whilst I enjoy what I study, the mechanics and routine of going to uni and sitting exams etc remains tedious. 
  • But heck, I am grateful for the time and opportunity I’ve had to figure shit out in the safety of university. 
  • Professionally, I know the ins and outs of graduate job hunting. I have had the opportunity to ‘test run’ interviews etc, and learn about more opportunities with each passing cycle - the fairs, the assistance you can get at uni, the whole recruiting circus. I have a well established study system that works for me, featuring keyboard shortcuts, shitonnes of sticky notes and my weight in coffee. I know where to ask for help and I know which areas of campus are the best study spots and which places to avoid during mid-sem hell. I know what events my student society runs, and I know when there’s free breakfast during semester. I’m confident. I’m certainly not ready to face the workplace, but I’m more prepared that I would have been 3 years ago.  
  • Personally, I’m more confident in my identity and what direction I want to take in the future. I know what I like, what I dislike, and what I’m willing to sacrifice/invest for what ends. I’ve learnt a lot about how I handle stress, friendship and 8am non recorded classes (read: not well). 
  • Also, FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR HIGHER DEGREE GRADUATE REQUIREMENTS ARE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TIME TO FIX THINGS. Do you need practical experience to graduate? Do you need to complete an internship unit? How many units of each degree do you need to complete? Have you completed the correct number of majors for each degree? Find out early, so you can amend your study plan. 

6. Old habits die hard. 

  •  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I HAVE YET TO GO A SEMESTER WITHOUT PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER, BLESS NAIVE FIRST YEAR ME. 
  • In saying that, use the length of your degree to develop good habits. Figure out what study method works for you, find out whether you’re more engaged in morning or evening classes. Where’s a decent study spot on campus? 
  • Don’t be afraid to apply the skills you’ve learnt from one degree to the other. Whether it be research skills, note taking habits or otherwise. Keep in mind the differences between each discipline. 
  • Work smart. By the time you’ve reached 3rd year, you’ll be at the halfway point. You know what lectures are like. You know what tutorials are like. You know which textbooks are worth the buy and what assessment structure suits you. Don’t be afraid to exploit that knowledge to forge a better semester for yourself. 

Its a long journey. There’s going to be good days, shit days and then “fuck the world, what the hell is this” days. There’s going to be coinciding deadlines and  insane exam timetables. And that’s not even counting the late night existential crises in between. 

But you’re going to learn so much - both in an academic and personal sense. You’ll find out what you enjoy, what lecturers to avoid, what subjects bore you to death. You’ll meet so many people - inspirational people, motivational people, and some assholes. You’ll realise that fuck yes I can complete a 3000 word assignment the night before, and yes I can survive a 90% exam. 

Remember you always have the freedom to choose. You don’t have to do it all at once - go on exchange, take a semester off, find something to break up the tedium of study. Sometimes, the bravest thing you can do is to figure out what’s best for you and pursuing it. 

Good luck dear anon. You’re the first double degree anon to scream into the abyss - THIS IS ME SCREAMING ALONGSIDE YOU OH MY GOD YOU ARE NOT ALONE. 

All the best,

fuckstudy 

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AJ Styles/OC. For Anon: Making fun of AJ and his theme and his everything backstage is all fun and games until he overhears and decides you need to be taught a long hard lesson. What starts innocently enough has their sexual tension and feelings reaching its breaking point. Cue spanking, orgasm denial, begging, name calling (by both), and whatever other sinful goodness you can think of, with some sweetness afterwards.


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“Iron Lady” - [Jeremy Irons / Tom Hiddleston - Multi-chapter].

Summary: Widower Jeremy, falls for and marries his son’s friend despite tripling her age. And just a few years later, his health problems and the return of his best friend, Tom, to London, make him doubt his marriage and wonder if his wife would be better off with a younger man like his friend.

Chapter VII: “Wait”.

Previous chapter(s): 1.”Horses”. // 2.”Books”. // 3.”Wine” // 4.”Berries”.  // 5.“Birthday”. // 6. “Heart”. 

Written by: A.Wölf.

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“It’s a great offer!” Tom exclaimed, “Of course I’d be out of London for god knows how long…”

He was comfortably lying on his couch with his hands behind his head, while Jeremy sat on a chair with his feet up on the desk, and smoked a pipe. The two tired men held a conversation while the satisfaction of a good game of golf wore off, and they relaxed in front of the fire and its crackling sound.

“But what’s stopping me, right?” Tom asked.

He glanced at Jeremy when he didn’t answer, and chuckled.

“Jeremy?”

“Right”, he said absentmindedly.

“You’re miles away”.

“I’m thinking about a big bloody engagement ring”.

“Oh hell!” Tom exclaimed with a playful grin.

Jeremy laughed and it was the most honest sound Tom had heard in a while, but it didn’t stop him from talking.

“So you’re serious about her. But isn’t it too much too soon?”

“Not when you’re in love, my friend”.

Every time Jeremy spoke about her, his happiness seemed tangible. It even made him look years younger, Tom could see it. He wondered if he’d ever feel that; if he’d ever understand love and be as lucky as his older friend who would soon be going for marriage number two. His version of the feeling seemed to be more than enough. Jeremy sat up straight and reached for his shoes with a soft grunt that interrupted Tom’s train of thought.

“I think it’s a wonderful opportunity, Tom. You should take it”, he said putting them on before looking straight into his eyes, “Life’s too short”.


The memory and Jeremy’s words reverberated in Tom’s mind while he stared out the window of his home, witnessing the thunderstorm which seemed to melancholically harmonize with the hole he felt in his chest.


A lit cigarette dangled from Mrs.Irons’ lips, and it trembled mimicking her shaky hands as she paced back and forth in the darkness of Jeremy’s studio.

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Work it out- Jikook (smut)

Jimin sighs as he sits on the end of his bed. “Vacations are a gift and a curse” he thinks. He had a wonderful time, traveling around the world to diffrent destinations with his members, but he also let loose and ate everything he could get his hands on. Now that they have returned and are getting ready for their schedual to become packed again, he knows that means diets and exercise are on the horizon, and he sighs again.

Back to the mundane task of sit ups, push ups and weight training. He can feel his muscles burning already. He runs a hand through his brown hair and collapses back onto his bed, releasing a long suffering groan. There has to be a better way. A way to get in shape, stay in shape and it not be a soul sucking routine.

So wrapped up in his thoughts, he forgot he wasn’t alone and almost falls off his bed at how hard he jumps at his hyung’s voice.

“What’s wrong Jiminnie?”

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Things I, an actual living, breathing human woman, have said (OUT LOUD) while out adventuring with my companion, Malavai Quinn, a completely fictional character in an entirely computer-generated world:

(As he’s frantically spraying me with kolto even though I’m not at all injured): “Calm your tits, Quinn, for fucks sake.”

(As he’s bugged out somewhere in the back of a heroic and I’m dying horribly without him to heal me): “OH MY GOD WHAT DO I EVEN PAY YOU FOR?!?”

(As our enemies are killing him because I can’t hold aggro for shit): “Stop hurting him! He’s so squishy! Oh my god stop hurting him – Oh, good, now get the fuck over here and heal me, you jackass.”

(After I accidentally poke him and he says something about how working for me is its own reward): “Shut up, Quinn, you magnificent bastard.”

(As he once again expresses approval because I’ve said something incredibly Sith-like and/or supportive of the Empire): (mimicking his voice) “Stop, stop, my penis can only get so erect!”

My husband thinks I’m insane. This will all be used as evidence at my eventual mental competency hearing, I’m sure. (He’s already keeping track of the dumbass shit I say while gaming. I have a counter-list from his playthroughs of Fallout 4.)

anonymous asked:

SO I SAW A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT HAVE AN ANON MAKE THIS SUGGESTION BUT ID LOVE IT IF YOU COULD WRITE A SCENARIO WHERE MARINETTE AND ADRIAN AND HER FRIENDS ARE ALL PLAYING SCATTERGORIES AND THEY ROLL B AND THE CATEGORY IS NICKNAMES AND ADRIAN SHOUTS "bugaboo" AND ACCIDENTALLY REVEALS HIS IDENTITY TO MARINETTE THANK YOU BLESS YOUR SOUL

omgHAHAHAHA okay let’s whip up a quick thing and tag @geek-fashionista​​ @krzed​​ for their idea for the dorks’ reactions.


“Okay, so we each get one of these,” Nino said, handing Adrien an answer pad. “Here’s where we write down the answers to these categories over on this list here.”

Adrien nodded, determined green eyes examining his answer pad carefully as one would a legally binding contract. Goodness, but he was an enchanting mix of adorable and intense, and Marinette could barely keep herself from sighing.

This was a great idea. Alya was always full of great ideas, but this was one of her stellar ones as of late. Scattergories was not only a fun game, but it was one that helped people get to know each other better by finding out what kind of things were at the top of their head. And Marinette definitely 100% would like to know more about Adrien. 

“So, for example–” Nino was saying, but Marinette barely heard him. How many obscure color names would Adrien know? she wondered.

“–if we roll the die and get a ‘B’, all your answers have to start with a ‘B’–”

How about Adrien’s knowledge in pizza toppings? Is he even allowed to eat pizza as a model?

“So for the Nickname category you can put–”

What thing with spots would he think of first?

“Buginette!”

Marinette jolted out of her daydream, shoulders tensing and brain torn between Don’t call me Buginette! and oh my god I’ve been discovered– and wait, was that Adrien who–?! Across the table from her, Adrien’s smile was broad, and in his eyes was a mischievous sparkle that Marinette found foreign and familiar at the same time.

“What kind of a nickname is Buginette?” Alya snorted. Marinette was sure that was the only thing keeping everyone else from noticing her mini freakout that was edging its way out of “mini” holy–

“It’s a perfectly good nickname,” Adrien defended, looking almost offended, almost as if he used it on a regular basis but that couldn’t be right because who would Adrien call Buginette on a regular basis–

“A nickname for what, your pet butterfly?”

“Or ladybug,” Adrien muttered, effectively pouting by now and oh my god did he mean ladybug or Ladybug because those were two very different things and the difference was Very Very Important–

“C'mon, Alya,” Nino cut in, laughing a little, “cut him some slack, yeah? It’s his first time to play this game.”

“Okay, okay,” Alya conceded. “But for clarity and simplicity, let’s stick with nicknames typically used for people. So, for example if we rolled a ‘C’, the nickname could be–”

“Chaton.”

There was no taking back the name that slipped from her lips. Marinette could only watch, fascinated and mortified, as Adrien went rigid, his eyes blowing wide as his gaze jerked up to collide with hers.

“Marineeeette,” Alya all but whined. “That’s not a nickname for people.”

“It could be,” Marinette answered slowly, not looking away from the boy who was looking like his throat was tight from keeping a scream from escaping, "if he had magical cat ears.“

i also love how excited girls get over little things that their friends accomplish like?? new lipstick?? oh my god her life is changed. u made a goal at ur last game?? FUK IT UP BICH SHES ORDERING T SHIRTS FOR THE WHOLE GANG! u wrote one paragraph of ur essay?? good job bby shes gonna buy u a coffee and make sure u get enough rest. idk its so cute n positive and warm!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh

TICCY PLAYS ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD part 1: the beginning

(mostly about the first zone, and some early things you see once you get the explore the whole world) (spoilers, probably, read it only if you have completed at least the first zone (part 1) AND you fixed your tablet (part 2))

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Game Grumps Heart of Darkness the Many Deaths of Arin starters
  • "Did you die already?"
  • "And you have been torn apart."
  • "Aw, fuck! Alright."
  • "Maybe this one's friendlier."
  • "Stop stop stop stop stop!"
  • "Aaaaawww!"
  • "Yeeaaahh, you did it!"
  • "Ah, nope."
  • "Oh fuck! OH SHIT!"
  • "I made it look easy. Aaaaand I'm dead."
  • "FUCK, man!"
  • "Just eat me."
  • "Damn!"
  • "Eat shit. E--aaaaugh!"
  • "I'm going to stab myself. In the jaw."
  • "You suck, fireball!"
  • "It's overwhelming!"
  • "There you go."
  • "Awww, gross."
  • "FUCKIN'...."
  • "I thought I was-- Ooookay."
  • "Oh. God."
  • "Ohp, fuck!"
  • "Good job."
  • "*Smack* Ow. *Smack* Ow. *Smack* Oooowah."
  • "I told you!"
  • "Oookay."
  • "Oh, shit, I can't remember."
  • "This is the one. This next one is gonna be the one."
  • "Uuuuugh."
  • "They have wild fire."
  • "Are you fuck-- I gotta do this whole thing again!"
  • "Jesus Criminey!"
  • "I can fucking count."
  • "Shit has gotten very real!"
  • "Nope."
  • "This is so the one."
  • "Delicious."
  • "It's fucking relentless."
  • "Naaaaaawwww!"
  • "You dead."
  • "God dang it!"
  • "Don't smile or breathe."
  • "Ah, fuck!"
  • "This is a nightmare."
  • "I can't believe you!"
  • "Fffffuuuugh!"
  • "That's the sound of me dying. OK. OK. Alright."
  • "Nonononono FUCK!"
  • "FUCK MY LUCK."
  • "There's a lot of tension and emotion-- I'm dead."
  • "I just have to accept my fate."
  • "You saw it!"
  • "I didn't even have a chance!"
  • "Shit."
  • "I can't listen to your phat beats and your suck rhymes."
  • "Oh my GOD."
  • "Let. Go."
  • "It's all wrong!"
  • "I want to, but I caaaan't!"
  • "What are you doing, man?"
  • "Put me out of my misery."
  • "Be a man, you must jump over the fiiire baaalls."
  • "I had to dinkle over it."
  • "I did a hard dinkle!"
  • "Are you fucking serious?!"
  • "Too low."
  • "It's taking an emotional toll on me."
  • "Whyyy?"
  • "You just gotta jump to the rhYTHM."
  • "GOD....HA....WOOOO."
  • "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh."
  • "WHY DIDN'T I DUCK?!"
  • "YOU DISTRACTED ME!"
  • "I saw it coming and it didn't happen! And I wanted it to happen!"
  • "IIIII AM GONNA LOOOOOSE MYYYY SHIT."
  • "So many ways to die!"
  • "GOO. FUCKING. GOO."
  • "Goo..."
  • "Don't you dare!"
  • "Hey, buddy!"
  • "I didn't jump high enough!"
  • "I got burnt."
  • "I don't deserve this."
  • "Now I just think you're a pain in my ass!"
  • "There's more after that."
  • "Gotchya."
  • "You son of a fucking bitch."

anonymous asked:

Hey :3 I really love your blog and your writing, it's amazing <3 Um, I have one request... I just beat the game yesterday and OH MY GOD THESE EMOTIONS! So I would be really happy if you could write something about the chocobros reacting to their s/o getting emotional when they beat a video game or see a sad cutscene or so. (Since Prompto loves video games himself I'm very curious how you think he would react ^^) Thank you and keep up the good work <3

Look… I just beat FFXV yesterday, too, and so this ask is fitting perfectly. I’m like crying because I found an extended version of Somnus (the one where she’s singing) and I couldn’t stop myself from listening to it. agh.

anyways fun fact: this is the 50th installment to the masterlist. *pops confetti*

thank you. <3


Noctis is one of those people who brushes off the sad parts of video games but is actually Deeply Affected™ by them and precisely a month later, after his s/o may or may not have gotten over the sad part, he’ll bring it up like “I can’t believe they all died at the end…” and his s/o will either be like “i just got over this how could you” or “I KNOW RIGHT,” this can go either way. He won’t shed a tear because he’s not affected on an extremely personal level, but he’s still gonna be sad about it. It’s like hearing your friend’s cousin died. It’s sad.

If his s/o is crying over a video game, you can bet one thousand gil that Prompto is crying too. Like, most of the time it’s not even from the game. He’s still deeply affected (on a deeper level than Noctis) but seeing his s/o cry makes him cry, and they’ll both be in tears very soon. He’s the one that’ll plow through and keep playing even though he can’t see the screen cause he’s crying. “Prompto, I think it’s time for a break,” his s/o will say, still blubbering, wanting to perhaps escape the game for a bit. “These poor characters have to keep going so I will too,” he responds, his voice thick with tears, and really his s/o can’t refuse that argument.

Gladio finds it kinda amusing and endearing when his s/o starts getting emotional over a video game. He had to keep himself from laughing when he heard them cursing at their game through the walls. Like… when his s/o starts crying over a part, he’ll give them a huge hug – from behind, so he doesn’t block their view of the screen – and he acts as their rock because he’s not shedding a single tear. His eyes don’t even sting. The most emotion you’ll get is a frown, maybe a curse? Because Gladio maintains this sort of detachment from fictional works so he doesn’t get so drawn in. He wants to experience it, but not be overwhelmed by it. So when his s/o’s favorite character dies, he’ll listen to them ramble and agree with them that yes, that was messed up.

Ignis kinda mirrors Marge from The Simpsons in this sense – if he comes along and his s/o is in tears, if he didn’t know about the issue previously he’ll probably ask if one of their characters has come across some troubles. Ignis, like Gladio, tries to keep himself detached from fictional works, but he’s not very good at it. He’s somewhere between Gladio and Noctis on the scale of reactions. He’ll listen to his s/o ramble about it if it’s a thing that he wasn’t there for. If Ignis was there from the beginning of the game to the point where his s/o’s favorite character died or the like, he’ll be upset, but it’s like a “I thought they were gonna die but I didn’t think they were actually gonna die” kinda sense. Still, to compare how upset he is, it’s like the feeling you get when you drop something, like “oh no” but you know it won’t break.


I totally blanked on Ignis’ part.

Bully (Negan x reader )

Originally posted by kendaspntwd

Bully (Negan x reader) (part 1 of 3 )

Summary: you are a wife who is bullying another wife, but Negan founds out and punishes you in the best way possible.

Warning: cursing.mild violence, smut will be in the part 3 ;)

You are one of Negan’s favorite wives, he seems to always do extra for you because let’s face it, you give him great head when he wanted it and you have great pussy to match,so for that you would always be treated like a queen, He would give almost  everything you desired and rarely would say no to you

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laureling  asked:

oh my god! oh my god!!!! i love it when my artist friends do palette games ahsvwhqgdgs can i get a pidge in welcome???? good luck on your finals btw!!!! ♡♡♡

heres a pidge with a bob bc why not :D

i had a little time and did this real quick for ya ^_^ (its really messy rip). i ended up cheating a little and changed some opacities bc i,, was,, too weak not to lmao. it still looks kinda weird to me uggngmgnhggnng. plus i suck at coloring digitally, so anyways. yeah. that. 


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