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Gorillaz just dropped their album, Lana just dropped her singles, Fall Out Boy just fucked me up by surprise and The Killers are rumored to be putting out an album in October I dare you motherfuckers to say music won’t save this year

lance: HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT *plays the john cena song terribly on a recorder with his nose like in that one vine

keith: stop 

lance: why :(

keith: because *takes out a kazoo* i want in on this so we have to restart 

lance: *tears up* this is why i’m in love with you

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buffyverse femslash week ////// day 3: buffyfaithkendra

step out into the sun
skies above they radiate me
lift up, carry the love
do you know?

that i’ve been out of my mind
this slow life i’m waiting for you
to swing me all of your line
do you know?

since i’ve been walking solo
dreaming you were back home
i find getting down low
hide until tomorrow

come back into the good life
lose these hazy love lies
i’ve been chasing my mind
lonely in the cold nights

imagine how much better the Thor movies would’ve been if Frigga were actually written in a realistic way rather than a ‘women don’t talk when the menfolk are talking’ way

I mean she’s a powerful magic user and more importantly she’s a MOM. Thor and Loki wouldn’t have gotten away with SHIT. The entire goddamn plot never would’ve happened, no wonder they dumbed her down.

Frigga would’ve busted in like “NO THOR, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO JOTUNHEIMR, YOU’RE GOING TO YOUR ROOM. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. SIF, HOGUN, FANDRALL, VOLSTAGG, YOU’RE ALL GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE ADULTS, I AM YOUR QUEEN AND YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED.”

and then she’d whip it around on Loki like “DON’T YOU LAUGH. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. YOU WANT YOUR FATHER TO HEAR HOW FROST GIANTS GOT INTO ASGARD? THEN YOU’D BETTER GET YOUR BUTT IN YOUR ROOM TOO, YOUNG MAN. THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO BE FOR THE NEXT CENTURY.”

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the punchline is that i still haven’t figured out how to draw allura

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i saw someone point out that jounouchi’s flame swordsman was a fusion monster and ever since ive wondered if he actually ever reads the cards,,

Bonus:

anonymous asked:

That convo reminded me that I heard It Will Come Back by Hozier and immediately thought of Tf:M Orion/Megatron.

it’s fine anon…im only crying a little b itt……………….

Don’t let it in with no intention to keep it
Jesus Christ! Don’t be kind to it
Honey don’t feed it - it will come back

  • Me in Fall: Life is beautiful! Look at all the colors!
  • Me in Winter: Life is gorgeous! Look how it shines!
  • Me in Spring: Life is perfect! Look at it bloom!
  • Me in Summer: Life is- OH MY GOD IT'S SO FUCKING HOT WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY AND HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT BIG YELLOW THING IN THE SKY THAT WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE SOMEONE SAVE ME I AM BURNING LIFE IS HELL AND WHERE THE FUCK IS WINTER