oh god it's hot like summer

i like that Free! and Haiykuu!! have exclamation points because its like!! oh man sports!!! oh i am excited about this!!!!! whoa!! this is going to be fun!!! wow hes hot!!!! wow they should date!! why is he crying!!! wait why am i crying!!!! they should kiss!!!! i am having so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god dammit! this anime has ruined my life!!!!!!! 

Brithdays to Signs

Aries - who cares? Just a year closer to death

Pisces - I countdown but when the day comes I could care less

Taurus - OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY IN 1 MINUTE WOOOOHOOO – a minute later – OH MY GOD IM __ YEARS OLD GOTTA TELL ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA ITS MY BIRTHDAY WOOHOO

Gemini - it’s summer and my birthday and I’m still not hot.

Leo - It’s summer and all my friends are on break. No one cares for my birthday

Cancer - it’s my birthday, cool, I got gifts

Libra - If you add the amount of money all my gifts costed it’s more than you. I care about gifts more than my age

Scorpio - Damn, looks like I gotta call my grandma again

Sagittarius - it is exactly .01 seconds since 12:43 in the afternoon , which is the exact minute I was born. I time my own birth and I put my mom in labor for exactly 19.567 hours

Aquarius - oh it’s my birthday? I want food.

Capricorn - YO GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY but every year no one cares

Virgo - YES ONE DAY THAT THINGS CAN GO MY WAY