oh god i'm terrible at making things

  • Brain: so...remember when u forgot ur trauma for a while--
  • Me: oh my god what kind of unwanted PTSD clusterfuck are you about to hoist on me now
  • Brain: --SO to make up for it I'm going to replay all those terrible memories u don't want so frequently u can't function AND ur gonna be unable to think about anything else most of the time, sound good?
  • Me: no
  • Brain: awesome let's get started

anonymous asked:

I know you might not have a lot of time on your hands but can you please make a comp of Jungkook looking/staring at Jimin? I loved your comp of "hoverer" Jungkook and I loved it. Thank you! (You don't have to but I'm Thirsty™ af.)

OH MY GOD LEGIT MY FAVORITE THING BC WHEN JUNGKOOK SEES JIMIN HIS EYE WRINKLES COME OUT AND I JUST DISSOLVE INTO NOTHING

bLURRY AF BUT

EYE WRINKLES

THIS ENTIRE FANSIGN WAS LIFE

(^ cr: jiminsfinest)

cries it’s a terrible angle but liKE LOOK HOW WIDE HIS SMILE IS I ST G

MY OWN JAW HURTS FROM LOOKING AT HOW WIDE HE’S SMILING

“after all this time, this still gets you emo?”

”ALWAYS”

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS

FUCKING  U N RE AL

jimin coming over to bother him and jungkook is all 

(^ cr yo0nseok)

tHE LOOk OF FOND ISTG I M 

(cr: jiminuh)

//W hI m PERS

also watch this entire fucking video DAMN

JIMINW AS STANDING INF RONT OF HIM INT HIS BOMB U CAN TELL BY THE VOICE AND WHEN HIS ARM CAME OUT AND THIS IS JUNGKOOK LOOKING AT JIMIN LOOK AT THIS GROSS

Y’ALL I CRY EVERYDAY OKAY

im making this compilation the cuddly ver but u know kook sometimes actually a lot of times looks at our chimchim like

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF JIKOOK DATES ON NOW 3 TB H

everything is too painful i gOTTA gO

anonymous asked:

What behaviors or personality traits has to have a character to be considered yandere? Does only being obssesed with somenone count or does he need to be violent? I'm fairly new to the yandere thing and i don't understand the classic definition lol i hope i'm not bothering you!!

Short answer: Literally, “madly in love.” Probably not and no.

I’m not terribly sure if there ever was/is a classic definition. I mean, who would be the authority or source for this? I suppose we can break the yandere word down to it’s Japanese “components.”

(I probably spent waaay too much time making the above image. See if you can spot where I went “Oh my god, I can’t believe I did that.”)

The base kanji 病 [Tanoshii Japanese entry] (read on its own as yamai) means something like illness or disease, while dere dere is slang for lovestruck or lovey dovey. So you can imagine the literal definition being some combination of the two.

The definition, or guideline really, that I use is crazy in love. Someone whose love has been twisted by obsession.

On the other hand, the Wiktionary definition  is “…a fictional character who fits the archetype of being genuinely kind, loving, or gentle, but can suddenly switch to being aggressive or deranged” (as of 2015 July 11). Which I completely disagree with. Granted, I’m quoting Wiki here, which can be written or edited by literally anyone, but I’ve seen this definition thrown around a lot that I want to emphasize my disagreement.

The reason why I disagree with using versions of the above Wiki definition is because it suggests that a yandere is loving and then later on randomly becomes violent, usually for no reason. Rather than a yandere, that’s honestly a bit closer to a yangire (basically, randomly violent/crazy; yandere without the affection).

If a yandere flips out, it is in some way related to their love. The when may be random, but never the why.

Can someone be yandere with just obsession?

I lean towards no on this. As I’ve somewhat hinted before, the most distinguishing characteristic of the yandere is their insane love or intense affection, which is just not restricted to romantic love. This is where we get the “dere” from. If a yandere snaps, it’s because they are (misguidedly) driven by their love.

The reason why I don’t just say no straight out is because sometimes it’s not clear whether some manifestations of obsessive behavior is actually caused by love.

Does he need to be violent?

No. There’s stalking, blackmail, manipulative behavior etc. Even excessive clinginess or persistent disturbing thoughts/speech might even do.

While where one draws the limits is subjective, outright abusing their partner is NOT what a yandere is about. There is no love in that.

Yanderes, even the sadistic ones, generally do not really want to hurt their loved one. They do want their target’s love, but whether they obtain it is another story… Things like trying to control their lover is a side effect, rather than an end goal for the yandere. Additionally, treating their partner like an object is a big no-no.

I have a tendency to ramble, so feel free to ask me to clarify any points.

finding-meme-o  asked:

Hi OMG can u pls write headcanons about a patrochilles zoo date it would be adorable

  • achilles’s favorite part of the zoo is the lions, he drags patroclus to see them as soon as they get there even though it’s all the way across the zoo from the entrance. they have to stand there and wait for like 20 minutes until one of the lions finally roars and achilles lets them go on to other habitats
  • they go to the reptile house, and patroclus gets freaked out by the snakes and lizards and achilles thinks it’s hilarious. he’ll occasionally slip behind patroclus and make hissing noises just to see patroclus jump
  • in payback patroclus makes achilles buy him ice cream but joke’s on him because achilles was going to do that anyway what nerds
  • pointing out weird-looking animals and saying “look it’s you!” !!!!
  • patroclus loves the monkeys because sometimes he looks at them and sees the traces of the evolutionary link between mankind and apes, but also sometimes the monkeys throw their own poop at each other. it’s the best of both worlds. he explains this to achilles, who laughs, probably a lot harder than he should
  • daring each other to see who can lean further over the fence into the tiger habitat until a zoo employee makes them stop!!
  • “i was going to win though”
    “achilles, you were going to fall over. you were 2 seconds away from being mauled by tigers”
    “yes, but i was going to win”
  • later in the afternoon the zoo gets crowded. patroclus grabs achilles’s hand so he doesn’t lose him in the throngs of people, and achilles starts rubbing his thumb on the underside of patroclus’s wrist, and patroclus has to stare intently at the elephants to keep from shoving achilles against a wall and making out with him, on only their second date, and surrounded by elementary school kids on field trips
  • when they’re leaving, achilles pulls patroclus aside, and says in his most serious voice: “i’m not lion when i say i really like you, do you want to go out with me again?” and patroclus is like “oh my god that was TERRIBLE, it’s a good thing you’re so pretty. see you friday night”