oh god i'm so excited after all

lance log #42: the camera focuses on lance, with hunk and pidge making peace signs in the background
lance: so it’s almost 4am, and the pb&j team is back at it again

lance: we found a bunch of alarm clocks and put them in keith’s room, all set for 4am 

pidge: this is payback for eating the last of my space butter

pidge: *dramatic zoom in of her face* no one eats the last of my space butter, keith

lance: hunk came up with the idea, pidge and i implemented it

lance: ok, it’s showtime in 3, 2, 1-

*alarms start going off and a crash is heard*

hunk: lance is dying on the floor with pidge so i’m taking over the log

hunk: i’m pretty sure that crash was keith falling from his bed

hunk: *suddenly zooms in on a small keef in the distance* oh my god, he’s coming! run!

the camera is dropped to the floor and footsteps are heard running past it. distant screams ring out from somewhere in the castle. then, quiet. after a few minutes, the camera is picked up.

hunk: oh my god, keith showed up before we were ready. we all ran for it. 

hunk: keith tackled lance and they landed on pidge, so i just booked it

hunk: rest in pieces, guys. you’ll be missed 

*end of log*

The morning after Smarkle's Wedding
  • Riley is hungover.
  • Riley: So now, what did I do in front of the camera?
  • Maya: Well when you spotted the videographer, you got suddenly very excited to film your audition tape for America's Next Top Model.
  • Riley: Oh My God!
  • Maya: Yeah.
  • Riley: I thought that was a dream!
  • Maya: It wasn't.
  • Riley: The posing, the strutting, the inappropriate gyrating?
  • Maya: All caught on video and several of Auggie's friends camera phones.
  • Riley: Why didn't you stop me?
  • Maya: I tried. We all tried. But you were on a mission. You kept saying "I'm not here to make friends! I wanna win!" And then after that...
  • Riley: There's an after that?
  • Maya: You tried to start a limbo contest, a poker game, and a secret club for super cool party people only. None of those things really took off, especially the limbo considering your choice of limbo sticks was Farkles...
  • Riley: (chiming in) Great uncle's cane! Oh yeah, is he Ok?
  • Maya: He stumbled but we caught him. He's fine!
  • Riley: So is that all? Anything else I need to worry about?
  • Maya: Nope, after you crowned yourself arm-wrestling champion of the world, Lucas and Zay scooped you up and got you home.
  • Riley walks away.
  • Maya: Super cool party people bid you super cool adieu!
  • Riley gives her a puzzled look.
  • Maya: That's how you were saying goodbye to people at the wedding.
  • Riley: Super.

anonymous asked:

You remember the vid with the husband who came out of surgery and forgot that the lady he's complimenting is his wife? Imagine Superman recovering after yet another run in with a amnesiac wave and Batman was waiting. 'Are you a doctor? You're so handsome' 'Um..' 'In fact, you're the most handsome person i've ever seen. Who are you?' '...Well, as of last month, i'm kind of your fiance' and Clark was stunned for all 2 minutes before jumping off the bed in excitement like 'Oh Rao gave me blessing!'

Oh my god, this video is so precious. It’s so damn genuine!

I bet Bruce would be all embarrassed because when Clark flirts with him, it’s after years of knowing each other and familiarity and careful steps. But this Clark can’t remember Bruce and is just telling him right off the bat that he’s handsome and it’s just so //////

It’s been about a year since TRXYE and since we first knew the album was going to happen. It’s been about 7 months since we got the 20 second clip of Talk Me Down. For the past 6 months everyone’s been complaining about Troye’s only response to the album since January being “soon”. And now, after all of that, something is finally happening and liteRALLY NOONE IF FUCKING READY FOR IT OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD I am so incredibly overwhelmed and excited and happy and thankful that this has finally happened!!!! I am not a particularly patriotic person, but I feel like today I can finally be proud of my country. Because today, gay marriage must be recognized in all 50 United States of America. 

My parents, after being together for 27 years, got married one year ago exactly, and this is the best anniversary present they never thought they’d get to see.

anonymous asked:

Lici I'm sorry but can you imagine Harrys and Louis first kiss with each other. How awkward but perfect it must of been. And they were so young they must've been so excited and giggly and they would've loved it. And everyday they kiss they still feel that way because their love is literally like pure oh my god

oh noooo their first kiss was probably so pure :-( and all the ones after it too, of course

my experience with saving mr. banks can be divided into 3 stages.
  • Stage 2, the first few days after I saw the movie: I don't think I've ever been so sad in my whole life.
  • Stage 3, a few weeks after I saw the movie: LIES. THEY'RE ALL LIIIIIIIIIEEES. *SCREAMS OF FRUSTRATION*