oh god i'm not okay at all

Listen okay listen. MY uncle hired these two dudes to move furniture in our house right? Right??? AND he calls me and is like “you’ll be home right? Will you just stay in the room with them?”

Yeah, so my uncle left out the part that THEY AR EHOT AS FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD OKAY SO LET ME DESCRIBE TO YOU. 

Both are easily over 6 foot. First one comes walking in, one of those tight muscle shirts IN LIKE THAT WHITE CREME COLOR, showing all the muscles, red beanie, and HIS FACIAL HAIR IS TO DIE FOR, NICE BEARD, NICE AND THICK AND LOVELY. and he does this lil side smirk and I was watching some really stupid video so I’m like laughing as he comes in and holy S HIT 

Anyways, the second comes in. AND HE’S GOT THIS LIL ACCENT AND Lfjk;sdghj; He’s wearing like a black long sleeve shirt and a brown beanie and HE’S GOT NICE FACIAL HAIR TOo, just not as much as red beanie dude, like scruffy and

Anyways, I’m in love with these two strange men and I want them to lift my ass next, whoops. 

imagine if it’s actually “apple tree yard” that airs tonight and the producers and writers get all happy because of the great viewer ratings and then someone’s like
“…sorry but no one was actually excited for your show. it was just the whole sherlock fandom hoping for a 4th episode”

Day6 As Things I've Overheard
  • Jae: "okay but do we all agree that if I was a dog I would be a chihuahua?"
  • Sungjin: "why is customer service being rude to me that's my children's job"
  • Young K: "if I eat this whole pickle in one bite you gotta pay me 50 bucks"
  • Wonpil: "don't touch me I'm a fucking ray of sunshine"
  • Dowoon: "the only reason I hang out with you guys is because I got waitlisted when I applied for better friends"

i’m wheezing at the idea of the mystery person being a lady bc like

if that’s the case, look at how ,, intensely and cautiously allura is regarding her?? they’re interacting neutrally but they’re still somewhat conflicting?? mystery purple lady was bowing (and, okay, consider: SARCASTIC “pshh alright princess” BOW LIKE oh my god)?? they’re on the same playing field if they’re talking and conversing without actively trying to kill each other???
listen man. lisTEn,
gimme that chaotic neutral reluctant-hero type paired with the “we have to save them at all costs” type ……. gimme that “you shouldn’t get close to me” type paired with the “i’m an upstanding moral character and you’re ridiculous for thinking that i’ll let you suffer alone” type, like, ESPECIALLY if mystery purple lady ends up being a galran because there’s the whole “overcoming the species-bias” fire nation-esque stuff like … oh my god?? …………… and it’s even better bc this kind of pairing and these kinds of interactions basically never happens to two women in media?? oh my god……….. oh ym god dude??? oh m y god. oh my god. oh ym fkcning god dude oh my god ???????????
i’d show up at dreamworks hq with my right lung in a goddamn jar if it meant that mystery purple lady ended up being a galran space vigilante woman who fit into the lovable asshole type and was at odds with allura like 24/7 because she’s, after all, just a selfish pirate, who is she to cooperate with the super badass space princess, right?? ….. But Then ……. the banter ….. the flirting …… the inevitable i won’t say i’m in love moment ……. the poten ti a l
in conclusion @ dreamworks Make It Gay

Hey! I don’t know if you’re still taking art submissions, but I just recently discovered you and I absolutely love love love your work!!! And I was wondering if you would be up to doing Louis in a crop top and flower crown? I would be so blessed.   And again, I just love your art. You’re so amazing and you’re so sweet!! 💖💖   

How could I ever say no to crop tops and flower crowns tbh?? And thank you so much, you’re a sweetling yourself 💕🌸

  • Me: I don't want to see any spoilers for New Dangan Ronpa V3!! I want to go into the game hardly knowing a thing.

Okay, okay, and I just need you to hold up and listen ‘cause I need to get this off my chest like we all know Athena to be headstrong and stubborn and she barely thinks of the consequences of her actions once she gets her mind set on something. I am one hundred percent sure she will have no qualms staking her life and standing on the defense bench because, really, that’s just how the Wright Anything Agency rolls - BUT after Phoenix placed Simon into the equation, she just suddenly recoils and NRRGH…SIMON…like she wants to deal some badass lawyering smackdown with her weird hairstyle attorney family but she cares deeply for Simon that she can’t just throw away her life when he had fought hard to protect it and SHE KNOWS SIMON WILL LITERALLY CUT THE HOLY MOTHER HERSELF IF ATHENA GETS HURT IN ANY WAY AND SOMEONE JUST STAB ME NOW BECAUSE I CAN’T DEAL WITH THESE PSYCHOLOGY DORKS.

Oswald: Oh my God, my angel, my love, you’re alright! *mother hen-ing all over the place*

Ed: So I found this chick Isabella, and I think I’m in love! *tee hee!*

Me: *rocking back and forth* *singing through sobs* It’s not right but it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway.

okay so i showed my mom a pic of teru w/ his wig on…..

of course she got curious and asked me, “what is that on his head?” so i explained that teru had been fighting someone and was throwing knives but they ricocheted back at him which caused his hair to accidentally get shaved off, so what teru had on was a wig. to hide his bald head, y’all know

but oh my god her reaction to that was gold. she flatly said while looking at the picture, “well, that’s what he gets he shouldn’t be fighting.”

When I find some disturbingly kinky smut...

Me: I probably shouldn’t read this.. Should I?

One side of my brain: Don’t do it. Curiosity killed the cat and all.

The other side of my brain: Ah but satisfaction brought it back. You should definitely do it.

Me: …

Me: Damn it. I’m doing it.

  • Kouyou: Dazai, don't you DARE hurt Chuuya.
  • Dazai: [laughs] Don't worry. I won't.
  • Hirotsu: Don't laugh. She means it.
  • Dazai: I-I won't...
  • Mori: Seriously son, don't hurt him.
  • Dazai: Okay. I'm not planning on hurting him...
  • Chuuya: Guys-
  • Motojirou: You better not be.
  • Dazai: I'M NOT.
  • Kouyou: Hey lad. You'd best watch yourself
  • Chuuya: Oh my god
  • Dazai: Why would any of you think I'd hurt Chuuya? You're all my friends, too!
  • Akutagawa: Eh

Okay but Doctor!Dean that is loved by all his patients and is really genuinely good at his job and not just good at going through the motions of his job and one day he gets a patient who’s pretty sick but will be fine with a couple days care and oh god he’s HOT when he’s not vomiting everywhere and bless the guy’s heart he tries to offer a polite smile as he’s wiping off his mouth with the back of his hand and then he sniffles and coughs and looks back at Dean and gives him a damn /pick up line/ and Dean can’t help but laugh because this guy really isn’t smooth when he’s as sick as he is but the fact that he’s trying at all is actually kind of nice? Benny turns out to be a pretty easy patient.

The next time Dean comes by, Benny has a vase of flowers sitting by his bed and he plucks one out and clips it to Dean’s lapel by the stem with his ID badge, ripping off the excess. ‘Just to brighten your day a little’ he explains and smiles, easy and calm, like he doesn’t feel like complete crap when Dean knows that he does.

Dean’s day /is/ bright after that.

Dean calls every patient his favorite to their face, but with Benny he starts to mean it. Benny starts to get better and the day he checks out he comes to find Dean. It’s the first time Dean’s seen him standing and not in a hospital gown, and he’s a little surprised that Benny’s actually shorter than him. He’s even more surprised that Benny hands him a slip of paper with his number on it. Benny only continues to surprise him.

When he was still a lonely child in the depths of Casterly Rock, he oft rode dragons through the nights, pretending he was some lost Targaryen princeling, or a Valyrian dragonlord soaring high o'er fields and mountains. Once, when his uncles asked him what gift he wanted for his nameday, he begged them for a dragon. “It wouldn’t need to be a big one. It could be little, like I am.” His uncle Gerion thought that was the funniest thing he had ever heard, but his uncle Tygett said, “The last dragon died a century ago, lad.” That had seemed so monstrously unfair that the boy had cried himself to sleep that night.
—  Tyrion II, A Dance with Dragons

hogwarty  asked:

imagine if victor signed the posters while yuuri wasn't there. victor laughing gently to himself and smiling as he sits in the room alone and imagining yurri's reaction at the surprise. when yuuri gets home he doesn't immediately notice the difference. victor's bursting at the seams to say something. victor gets to watch the dawning realisation on yuuri's face

oh my god 😭 okay and then… yuuri goes all eros!yuuri and. .. smirks and signs victor. and then kisses him.