oh god i'm gonna stop now

  • Betty: Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!
  • Reggie: I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop!
  • Betty: Doesn't matter. If you thought of me as a person and not a woman, you'd hit me and not feel bad about it! *punches Reggie* Bring it! Oh, I'm ready...
  • Reggie: It's on now dog...Girl fight. *punches Betty*
  • Betty: Ah! Ow! Is there blood in my eye? I think there's blood in my eye!
  • Reggie: Oh my god. *tries to console her, she punches him*
  • Betty: Fucking learn how to hit you little bitch!
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the punchline is that i still haven’t figured out how to draw allura

Shit I've Heard In Class (Part Six):
  • "They're not looking for me because I don't look like a felon—but I am."
  • "I reserve the right to change that by tomorrow."
  • "What did him and the girl do?"
  • "He said 'I'm gonna make a million dollars,' and he did."
  • "I'm essentially a ghost nihilist."
  • "Nothing changes unless you change it."
  • "They have too much time on their hands."
  • "I think they think we're stupid—and the worst part? We are."
  • "I can't wait until you and yours are dead."
  • "Yes, I am not lying."
  • "I put a meme on the Facebook the other day."
  • "It's just whatever."
  • "People who need money work."
  • "Don't be doing that stuff, it's bad."
  • "You're Satanic."
  • "Your face is naked."
  • "Only because I said so."
  • "Damn you're hot—I'm not gonna hit on you, but you're still hot."
  • "I'm gonna be your dad now: don't be doing that stuff."
  • "I might just be describing myself."
  • "I'm not allowed to play this at home."
  • "Uh-oh, you had six gay thoughts, now you're gay."
  • "I didn't move on to bigger fruits."
  • "But what does she listen to at night? K-pop?"
  • "Committing a felony does not make one Satan."
  • "I am not encouraging this kind of behavior before finals."
  • "You appear to be insensitive."
  • "Stop talking like that, you're making me feel bad."
  • "Oh my god just fail the quiz already."
  • "I'm just gay."
  • "He actually does think you're a bad person if you like pepperoni."
  • Heather C: Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!
  • JD: I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop!
  • Heather C: Doesn't matter. If you thought of me as a person and not a woman, you'd hit me and not feel bad about it! *punches JD* Bring it! Oh, I'm ready....
  • JD: It's on now, dog.... Girl fight. *punches Heather*
  • Heather C: Ah! Ow! Is there blood in my eye? I think there's blood in my eye!
  • JD: Oh my god. *tries to console her but she punches him*
  • Heather C: Fucking learn how to hit!
OTAYURI HEADCANONS

♢ Otabek had friend crush on Yuri for years before he found the courage to talk to him. 

♢ Yuri have also noticed Otabek before and secretly thought he looked cool.

♢ After Otabek finally spoke to Yuri, they basically became besties the very same day.

♢ Otabek meeting Yuri’s cat was a big deal for Yuri. The cat instantly took a liking to him.

♢  They have been friends for over 2 years before they started dating.

♢ They both kind of knew after only a few months of friendship that they would eventually become something more, but they didn’t rush. Yuri didn’t really feel ready for it and Otabek was not comfortable with dating someone so young, so they waited. They’ve never talked about it, but either of them minded.

♢ It all started after their first kiss. Which was very much unplanned and just kind of happened. They’ve been hanging out at Yuri’s apartment late in the evening, watching some action movie, both dead tired after all day of training. Yuri was kind of lying on Otabek’s shoulder, which wasn’t unusual for them at all, but for some reason, it was different that day. Yuri was about to fall asleep when Otabek hugged him tighter and nuzzled his hair. They both looked at each other and somehow knew.

♢ The kiss was unhurried and chaste and ended with Yuri yawning. They both laughed at it and decided it’s time to go sleep. They fell asleep in each other’s arms that night.

♢ They haven’t talked about it the next morning. There was no need to.

♢ First time they called each other boyfriends was when they were hanging out with other skaters before a competition. They weren’t really doing anything special like kissing or even holding hands, but everyone knew. Of course, JJ just had to tease them “Oh look at our lovebirds. What are you now, boyfriends?” Yuri just grabbed Otabek’s hand and yelled “We are, jackass!”

♢ Them meeting Viktor and Yuuri as a pair was basically like meeting Yuri’s parents.

♢ Speaking about Yuri’s family, his grandfather knows. Yuri haven’t told him yet, but he knows his grandson too well. He came to Otabek before a competition once and told him “You look like a good kid and I can see you make my Yurochka happy. Please, be good to him. He may look tough, but he has a gentle soul.” He also asked him to not tell Yuri he knows, because he wants to him tell himself when he is ready. Otabek was really touched (he may cry inside… in a manly way) and promised he won’t hurt him or tell him anything.

♢ They are not fans of PDA. Otabek is very private person and Yuri spends too much time around Viktor and Yuuri to know how annoying it is to other people. Because of this, people usually assume they are just best friends. They don’t mind.

♢ They are the fashion boyfriends™.

♢ Their relationship is long-distanced because of their professions, but except them constantly missing each other, it’s not such a problem for them. For example, neither of them is a jealous, so they never fought for of hanging out with other male skaters. They completely trust each other.

♢ Otabek was insistent about waiting for Yuri’s 18th birthday with sex. No matter how much Yuri yelled at him because of it.

♢ When Otabek retired, he moved to Russia for Yuri and became coach there.

♢ They got engaged the next year after that. It was Otabek who proposed and unlike their first kiss, it was planned. Otabek was so nervous about it he couldn’t sleep for weeks.

♢ Yuri said yes. Also, he cried a little, which he’d never admit.

  • [Pansy and Daphne are in Transfiguration. Daph is dozing off.]
  • McGonagall: [lecturing]
  • Pansy [to Daphne]: Hey, pay attention. McGonagall is one of the foremost Transfiguration professors in the country.
  • McGonagall: [still talking but is intrrupted]
  • [Theo enters]
  • Theo: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  • McGonagall: I'm right in the middle of a class, young man.
  • Theo: I know, I'm sorry, I just -- [Runs up to stand by Pansy's desk.] Pans, you can't just walk out like that. Not after everything we've been through. You just left. I was still in bed. I mean what is that all about?
  • McGonagall: Ok, you need to do this later.
  • Theo: I can't do this later. Pansy I love you. I love you, dammit! How many times to I have to tell you? God! Just talk to me.
  • McGonagall: Ok, out right now! Out! Just get -
  • [Blaise enters.]
  • Blaise: Theo! What are you doing, man?
  • Theo: Get the hell out of here!
  • Blaise: She's with me now. I told you that. Let it go.
  • Theo: I will not let it go! Everything was fine until you came along!
  • Blaise: Oh, don't blame me because you couldn't keep her.
  • Theo: I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you!
  • Blaise: Oh, I'd love to see you try.
  • [Theo lungs at Blaise. Boys begin fighting]
  • McGonagall: Stop it! Stop it right now! Cormac, get Hagrid! It's not the time or the place for this. Break it up! Gentlemen! You are losing control! You are in a classroom.
  • [A piercing police whistle blows. Into the classroom walks Draco, dressed in a British bobby uniform.]
  • Draco: All right, that's enough. Break it up, you two. Pansy Parkinson, you should be ashamed of yourself! Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it, Parkinson! Give them back their balls.

Can you imagine if dan and Phil willingly kissed on camera?
I think about this all the time.
Say if it was pinof for example. - “I dare you two to kiss”
And they’re like “alright” and it probably wouldn’t be like a quick peck. It’s been a long awaited moment. They talked about it. Like it’s a consensual kiss from between the two. And Phil’s hand cups Dan’s face, and their heads know where to go and they make it clear. Visible.
A Well known going-to-break-the-internet-for-days kiss.
Like what happens after that?
They don’t have to say they’re dating because chances are they won’t. They still won’t have to, it’ll just lead a whole new plethora of questions. Will they smile after it happens? Laugh? Look at the camera and say “yes that just happened” and move on?
Will the earth stop?
Would it change anything?
We’ll probably all gasp so hard our lungs will fall out of our backs.


It’s actually sad how much thought I’ve put into this I’m just gonna crawl back into my hole now.

anonymous asked:

DAT ASS. BOOB-BUT!! HIS NAME IS LITERALLY ASS! The dialog is legit following my thoughts. Oh God. Hahaha ha!! I'm gonna stop now.

HEHEHEHEHE
HE’S PRECIOUS
HE’S GOT THE BEST ASS
Romance him~
I’m glad you like the dialogue ^w^
You can thank @kaizuna for Ass’ amazing route <3
THANKS FOR GIVING BLOOD GOD A SHOT!

Riverdale Season 5 episode 4
  • *At the Cooper residence, in the living room, Jughead and Betty are sitting on the couch together, Alice Cooper and Archie Andrews are eavesdropping from the kitchen*
  • Jughead Jones: Betty, I love you.
  • Betty Cooper: Aw, I love you.
  • Jughead Jones: I know. And I know that you know that you're so important to me. Betty you're my favorite person, and being with you makes me happier than I can ever remember being. And I want to spend the rest of my life making you happy. So that's why, I wanna ask you this question. Betty Cooper...will you marry me?
  • *Alice Cooper and Archie Andrews rush into the living room*
  • Alice Cooper: YES!
  • Archie Andrews: NO!
  • Betty Cooper: You two heard all that?
  • Archie Andrews: Jug, what are you thinking?
  • Alice Cooper: Back off, you had your chance!
  • Betty Cooper: Would you both stop?! Juggie, I would love to marry you.
  • Archie Andrews: Oh my God.
  • Alice Cooper: Oh my God, I've got to start planning the wedding! *leaves the room*
  • Veronica Lodge: *Entering the Cooper home* Hi everyone!
  • Betty Cooper: *standing up to show her engagement ring to Veronica* I'm gonna marry Jughead!
  • Veronica Lodge: Ahhh! That's so exciting! Ooh, let me see the ring! *takes the ring out of the box and puts it on her own ring finger admiring it* Now that is a beautiful ring.
  • Archie Andrews: Can we all just slow down, no one is getting married!
  • Alice Cooper: *running back into the living room carrying coats and purses* Come on girls, we need to get to the bridal shop to start trying on dresses!
  • Veronica Lodge: Oh this is so amazing I can't believe we're getting married!
  • Archie Andrews: No one is getting married!
  • *Alice, Betty, and Veronica ignore him as they leave the house, Archie follows them out the door*
  • Polly Cooper: *entering the living room* What's going on?
  • Jughead Jones: *getting up off the couch to stand* I'm marrying your sister!
  • Polly Cooper: *happily surprised* Oh!
  • Jughead Jones: Yeah, but. Your mom said yes, Archie said no, and Veronica's wearing the ring.
  • Polly Cooper: Welcome to the family, bro.

For the best person in the world @rniq

anonymous asked:

That weren't even funny, u ain't funny so stop tryna be funny

Oh my god you just ruined my whole year I can’t believe this I’m gonna have to delete and quit my job and break up with my boyfriend lord what do i do now that some random who went out of their way to send me an anonymous ask on my own blog which they would’ve had to go follow and click on to be able to send an ask just said that I’m not funny oh god

mrdalecooper  asked:

I'M CRYING DAD AND SON MEET AND THEY BOTH LOOK REALLY EMOTIONAL AND MICHAEL IS DOWN AT MIKE'S LEVEL WOW I'M GONNA DIE

I HONEST TO GOD BROKE OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AND THEN I STARTED SHAKING AND THEN I STARTED CRYING I’M 100% GONNA MEET MY MAKER ON TUESDAY IF TWO STILLS GOT ME LIKE THIS LIKE HOLY SHIT LOOK AT MICHAEL’S FACE HE’S SO HAPPY AND PROUD AND HIS BOY IS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HIM JUST OH MY GOD AND THEN MIKE LOOKS LIKE HIS HERO HAS JUST COME TO LIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS EYES

AND NOW I’M GOING TO START CRYING ALL OVER AGAIN I HAD JUST STOPPED OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D GET TO SEE THIS IT’S TOO MUCH

anonymous asked:

For the five line prompts: "Please, I can't do this without you." For Drastoria.

(Okay, I have more than one Drastoria prompt now, so for the record, I have not read Cursed Child, so I have absolutely no idea of the canon for their ship. But I’ll try anyway, because it’s fun to try!)

“Please, I can’t do this without you.”

Astoria raised an eyebrow. “Remind me later to put this in a Pensieve. This is priceless.”

Draco huffed, looking away and straightening his robes yet again.

“We’ll add it to the family heirlooms,” she continued, moving closer, smiling fondly. “The day you admitted I was right.”

“I hardly see what the fuss is about,” Draco said, fighting the flush heating his cheeks. He shouldn’t have acted so proud that day, hearing her surprise that he was going when she’d decided not to go herself. “It is entirely appropriate to want my wife on my arm at a charity gala.”

“Especially the first one you’ll be attending, years after your trial,” she said softly, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek, and then walking past him. “I’ll go put on something nice. And don’t pretend otherwise, darling. You will be on my arm.”


(Hope it’s not too terrible! I don’t even know what Astoria is like!)

(Send me one line, I’ll write the next five (rules). Read the rest here on AO3)

The Signs As Thoughts During School
  • Aries: If this bitch doesn't shut the fuck up this whole classroom is going to feel my wrath
  • Taurus: I wonder if I could sue the school for trying to poison me with this cardboard pizza
  • Gemini: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
  • Cancer: Whoever invented school needs a high five in the face with a fucking brick
  • Leo: I could just get up and leave right now, no one can stop me why the fuck am i still here?!?!
  • Virgo: There's only (random number) days left until summer
  • Libra: I can't wait to graduate so i never have to deal with these dumb fucks ever again
  • Scorpio: Fuck this shit i'm gonna be famous anyway
  • Sagittarius: Oh my god who the hell cares
  • Capricorn: I'm surrounded by idiots
  • Aquarius: How much trouble would i get in if i slapped a bitch? Probably a lot, but it's worth it.
  • Pisces: Do girls really think that wearing three pounds of makeup makes them look attractive? Or are they just going for the look that matches their personality

At least once a week, I rewatch the scene where Jean and Lucien sing together because I’m such a slut for musicals, my immediate reaction is THEY ARE SINGING IT MEANS THEY HAVE STRONG EMOTIONS OF LOVE and also I was raised on 50s rock n roll like that and idk man it’s just everything I look for in life and it makes me stupidly happy

My roommate got to episode 24

Me, upstairs: *facebooking my mother*

My roommate, downstairs: *muffled* DUMBASS!

Me: … 

My roommate: DUMBASS! … DUMBASS! … DUMBASS! 

Me: *runs downstairs, grinning* 

My roommate: DUMBASS!

Me: : D

My roommate: THIS DUMBASS! NOW HE’S GONNA GET EATEN BY VAMPIRES! DUMBASS!

Me: : DDDDDDDDDD *victory dance*

My roommate: THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN IN MY CAMPAIGN!

Me: : DDDDDDDDDD I’m so happy you got to this part! What bit are you at?

My roommate: Well, I guess you should stay for this bit.

*we watch the final like, 60 seconds of that episode*

My roommate: DUMBASS!

Me: : DDDDDD

My roommate: And now he’s gonna get eaten, or mindfucked, or actually fucked. I don’t know. DUMBASS.

Me: *evil laughter*

My roommate: … well now I guess I’m not sleeping tonight. *clicks on next episode*

Me: *goes back upstairs* I’m putting this on tumblr!

My roommate: Just send me a link!

(As I was writing this, he send me this via facebook:

(I can’t stop laughing oh my god.)

peglegsjones  asked:

Not gonna lie I just made room in my head for the Ian-Jackie-Evie CS family and the Harrison-Wes-Beth CS family to exist in separate but parallel dimensions because I LOVE THE FAMILY YOU CREATED AND I WANT BOTH TO BE TRUE?!

OH MY GOD!!!! YESSS!!!! I LOVE YOUR BABIES SO MUCH TOO!!! 

But for real though, I’m gonna be lie, it was your fic that made me fall in love with the concept of them naming a child after Killian and I nearly named Harrison that, but I couldn’t because that is forever for Ian. There can be only one and it’s him, man. I love him to pieces. I mean, I love all of your children so much. So I’m totally okay with them existing in separate but parallel dimensions.

(But for real, if those dimensions ever collided, let’s be real - it would be Ian and Wes causing some havoc, Beth laughing while Jackie and Evie teach her to how actually be a girl and Harrison would just run after all of them and trying but totally failing at keeping them all out of trouble because he feels compelled to be the one in charge since he’s the oldest. Damn, I actually would want to see this happen)

The Assistant and Mangaka

Chapter 1- The meeting

Genre: Romance/Humor

Paring: Sing Eucliffe/ Rogue Cheney

Fandom: Fairy Tail

Rated: Um well this is going to later become M rated hehe! For now it’s just T.

Summary: Rogue was on a mission. A mission that lead him to a new job… and a love life?!

This is an modern AU. I do not own squat.

UPDATE: OKAY SO I EDITED THIS SO YEAH. I FIXED HIS NAME AND EVERYTHING! Super sorry about that, please enjoy this complete and utter trash I just wrote.

Authors Note~ Yo! Glen here. OH ho ho, this is a stingue fic of course. I’ve never done one before, this is also my first time doing third person, so please spare me. This fic is dedicated to Ally since there isn’t many stingue fics out there! I love this pairing, so I might as well write a little story for them. This story is going to turn out to be a boy on boy story, so if it isn’t your cup of tea, I totally understand. Please tell me what it was like, bad, good?

Please enjoy!

 

Rogue was on a mission. He refused to call it anything else. He was doing this for a friend, and that as it. Not ulterior motive. Just. Doing. This. For. A. Friend. There was no way the black haired male would be doing this otherwise. 

Right now he was walking down the street, something a normal person would be doing. But where he was headed was the scary part for him. He was going against his will. He would get Gajeel back for making him do such a thing like this.

Rogue had finally arrived at his destination. There wasn’t many people around this particular shop, he only saw a few people walk by. He stood in front of the shop, debating on if he should just leave and get his ass beat by Gajeel. 

Maybe he would just hide out for a few days, tell him he couldn’t do it. Rogue nodded to himself quickly. He would just hide from that metal loving freak.

Levy would understand.

He was about to turn around and leave never to set foot on this particular street again. Until… a certain ringtone went off. He reluctantly pulled out his phone from his pocket. He glanced down to see a text message sent from Gajeel himself. He opened the message and saw there was also a picture attached to it. His eyes widened.

Gajeel: “Don’t back out now, I’ve got your cat!”

The picture showed Gajeel holding Frosch with a devilish grin spread across his face. Rogue quickly shoved his phone in his pocket with only a few cuss words leaving his lips. He knew Gajeel wouldn’t hurt Frosch, but he did know that he would keep him for eternity. 

Gajeel was a cat lover.

“God damn it.” Rogue growled out. He turned around to the shop once more. Gajeel was a jerk. He glanced up at the sign. He never thought he would end up here of all places.

“You’re a man Rogue, no one you know will be here.” He whispered to himself. 

Rogue entered the very pink shop.

The sign read:

“Come Fall in Love here in Manga Mania!”

Rogue was blinded by the frilly shop. He just looked so out of place in here. He was dressed in all black. Black jeans, black shirt, even black shoes. The place was filled with pink hearts lining the shelves with tons and tons of shoujo manga. Rogue eyes finally met with another pair. The store clerk was none other than a bald man dressed up on a pink dress with fake blue wings on his back. Rogue shivered when the clerk winked at him.

The clerks face was caked on with so much makeup. Rogue thought he might just vomit just by being in here.

“Well would you look at that! A beautiful man has shown up at my door step!” The clerk was practically oozing with creepiness.

“What are you looking for pretty boy? A little love?” The clerk winked a second time. A second time he shuddered from the vibe he was getting from the clerk. Rogue shook his head so fast he thought it might just fly off.

“No, I’m just looking for the, uh, boys’ love section.” Rogue laughed nervously. The clerks smile couldn’t have gotten bigger… but it did.

“Just behind those curtains my friend.” The clerk pointed towards the bright red curtains behind him. Rogue quickly passed through the curtains  before the clerk could send him another lustful wink. It was still very pink, but the lighting in here was darkened. He could hear girls giggling as they passed through the shelves of manga. He quickly pulled out the list that was handed to him by Levy herself.

Rogue quickly went on a search for the forbidden manga’s. The faster he got them, the faster he could forget he was even here. There was so many types of this boys love manga. It took Rogue about ten whole minutes before he found the genre he was looking for. The section was called:

“Doki Doki!”

He looked down the isle to see only three people standing in a certain spot. That was where the forbidden manga he was suppose to acquire was waiting. He made his way down until he was only a shelf over from the three people standing there. Rogue took time to observe the situation at hand. He didn’t want to seem like a creeper so he grabbed a manga and opened it to a random page. His eyes weren’t on the page though, he just watched the strangers discreetly.

There was two girls whispering to each other as they looked at one manga in particular. The third person was a male from what he could tell. The man was dressed in a long brown trench coat with sunglasses and a mask that usually sick patients would wear. He was pretending to read a manga just like Rogue was. The man in the trench coat had bright blonde hair. He watched as the girls reached out for the manga, but then the second girl stopped her.

“Think about what will happen if your mom finds that!” She squeaked out. Girl A groaned as she huffed and puffed.

“She would kill me! But it has such great reviews, I must read it!” Girl A reached her hand out again. Girl B still refused. She shouldn’t buy it.

“No way, your mom always snoops through your things. When she finds that, she’s never going to let you go shopping with me again!” Girl B protested. Girl A sighed heavily as she finally stopped trying.

“I can’t wait ‘till I’m an adult!” Girl A stomped out of the isle with Girl B following her along. Rogue was holding in a chuckle, he didn’t know girls so young could be interested in something like two boys going at it. He wasn’t against stuff like this, it was just, weird? 

Yeah, he just found it… weird.

“Ah man.” The male in the trench coat groaned out. Rogue was now focusing on this man in front of him. Why was the guy so upset the girls didn’t buy the manga? Why would it concern him anyways?

A smirk grew on his face as he let the manga drop down to his side. Rogue stepped into the spot where the girls were residing just a few moments ago. The blonde hair male’s mood was suddenly uplifted.

Rogue wanted to laugh, but he held it in. He reached a hand out towards the manga the girls were squealing about. He quickly pulled back his hand. He could hear a heavy sigh from the man behind him. The crimson eyed man bit his lip to keep himself from laughing. He went to grab the manga once more, but he did the same thing again.

This happened about three more times. Rogue stopped when another hand grabbed the manga and shoved it into Rogue’s chest. He grabbed the manga and looked to see the man in the trench coat whistling to himself.

“You know I hear that manga is pretty awesome, you should try it.” The man muffled out. He didn’t say anything, he just stared. He couldn’t be more bewildered by this man. Who was this blonde guy? All that left Rogue’s mouth was a small giggle.

Rogue couldn’t stop giggling like a school girl. The giggles turned into loud chuckling. If Gajeel was here, he would probably knock his ass out. The laughing increased when the man in the trench coat pulled off his sunglasses, his eyes were so blue. 

The blonde just watched with a look of shock on his face from what Rogue could tell. He was laughing so hard he had to hold onto the shelf for leverage. He was totally losing his cool today.

“What’s so funny?” The blonde hissed out. He had to bite down on his lip just to old in a couple more giggles.

“You are.” Rogue giggled out. The blonde frowned as he went to grab the manga out of Rogue’s hand. Rogue pulled back and moved back until his back hit the shelf.

“Oi, what are you trying to do? First you hand it to me, then you try to take it back?” He watched as the blonde’s frown deepened.

“Idiots don’t deserve to read that.” The blonde avoided eye contact with Rogue at all costs.

“What?" 

"Don’t you know who I am? I’m pretty popular, especially in a place like this.” Rogue was still very confused. The masked man finally un-masked himself.  

“Uh, I still have no idea who you are.” The blonde haired male’s face burst up with a bright pink color. He had almost matched the shop. Blondie quickly turned away from Rogue and tried to run out of the “Doki Doki” isle. But a hand grabbed his wrist. Rogue had realized he had stopped the other male from leaving.

“Aren’t you going to explain what just happened?” He asked. Blondie turned around to only have a little bit of pink dusting his cheeks now.

“Uh, nope, no explaining is needed. I’m just going to go, enjoy the manga.” He tried to run, but Rogue wouldn’t let him. He felt like he should talk with this guy more. 

This whole exchange was weird enough, he deserved to know what the hell was going on.

“No, you’re going to stay right here.” Rogue’s grip tightened up a bit. Blondie raised an eyebrow.

“Yeah right! I don’t have to do anything for you.” Rogue stepped closer towards the male whom he was so intrigued with. The blonde man took a step back, tripping over a pile of manga in the process. 

The blonde man’s eyes widen as he was falling down, Rouge tried to catch him, but that only led to his down fall as well. Rogue had long ago dropped the manga out of his hand.

Before he knew it, he was on top of the blue eyed man. The shelves rattled and a few more manga’s came falling down on the both of them, well, more like Rogue.

“Ow, ow, fucking, ow!” Rogue growled out as he pulled himself up a bit to peer down at the man under him. His face was flushed red. He was about to say something, another voice that wasn’t their’s filled the air.

“I don’t care what my mother thinks! I’m getting that manga!” Girl A came storming in. Girl A and B stopped as they stared at the two men on the floor. Rogue and the male under him looked up at the now spluttering girls.

“Oh. My. Effing. God, this is like a real boys love manga.” Girl B whispered. Girl A’s eyes widened as she stared down at them.

“I-It’s Sting Sensei!” Girl A looked as if she was going to faint. Rogue looked down and gave “Sting Sensei” a raised brow.

“Sting Sensei?” He smirked. Sting looked so embarrassed that he quickly grabbed a manga next to him and covered his face. Rogue looked back to the two girls, they were seriously freaking out. Their faces erupted with bright pink when their eyes met. 

They almost matched Sting’s face.

“Uh, w-we will just leave you two to it!” They both squeaked in unison as they turned around and ran around the corner to another section of forbidden manga.

As you can see, Rogue was having a very strange day.

He felt a hand press up on his chest.

“Will you get off of me, this is a very compromising position.” Sting muttered. The pieces finally clicked in his head. It was like another manga had slammed him in the head. Rogue’s face filled with color as he quickly got off and helped the blonde off the ground.

“I-I’m sorry, that was something I didn’t intend to happen!” He quickly dusted off the non-existent dust on Sting’s shoulder. Sting just heaved a heavy sigh as he closed his eyes. He opened his brilliant blue eyes to look over at Rogue.

“Well, my cover has been blown, you must have many questions right?” He inquired as a hand swept through his hair. That was when Rogue had caught a glimpse of a scar that was above his right eye. He was entranced by the man in front of him. 

Rogue mentally slapped himself for staring at this guy in a new light.

Rogue couldn’t help it. Sting was just too…bright. Especially in a place like this. Rogue just had to squint just to make sure his eye sight was still okay.

“What’s your name?” He asked.

“Rogue Cheney.” Sting smiled with a slight twinkle in his eyes. Rogue didn’t like how they twinkled.

“Men’s eyes are not suppose to twinkle! Right?!” Rogue thought to himself.

“How about I offer you a job Rogue?” He patted the black haired male’s shoulder. Rogue frowned.

“First you slam a manga into my chest, yell at me, get all girly on me, and then offer me a job,” Rogue gathered his breath. “What’s your deal?”

“It was a simple misunderstanding, do you want the job or not?” Sting grounded out. He pondered on the idea of this job he was speaking of. Rogue did need to find some work, and he did have a lot of time on his hands. But then a thought hit him like a brick.

“It’s not like a weird perverted job is it?” He narrowed his eyes at the blonde. Sting quickly smacked him in the side of the arm.

“No you pervert, I’m asking if you want to be my assistant.”  He groaned. The black haired male was still befuddled as ever.

“An assistant for what? What do you do?” Sting sucked in a bunch of air and quickly let it all out.

“I’m a Mangaka. Didn’t you put all the pieces together yet you idiot?!”

Rogue did feel like an idiot.

“You draw… boys’ love manga?” Rouge cracked a smile. Sting face palmed.

“Yes I do. Do you have a problem with it?” Sting slid his hand down his face to stare at Rogue.

“Nope, none at all. Just one question, why are you here?” Sting blushed.

“To see how my manga is selling.” He replied quietly. Rogue swore he wouldn’t laugh. His lip must be bleeding by now. He watched as Sting scoffed and began to walk away.

“Come on Assistant, we have work to do.” Sting called back.

“Okay Sting Sensei.” He teased. He could tell that when the blonde was called “Sensei” he would get very embarrassed. Sting would tense up and blush.

“It is kind of cute.” Rouge would keep that thought to himself. No one would know his thoughts, ever.

“Just come on, let’s leave before that pervert of a clerk tries to grope one of us.” He huffed out. Rogue was just glad he could get out of here. This was never intended to happen. 

He was just going with the flow. He felt that today was truly a life changing one, but he didn’t know how it was. He wasn’t going to argue though, he was just glad he scored himself a job, and a new friend.

Sting halted his steps and turned back to look at Rogue.

“Why were you here in the first place. You definitely don’t seem to read this kind of stuff.” He asked. Rogue’s stopped walking. 

“Ah shit.”

Super sorry that probably sucked a lot, haha okay Glen’s gonna leave now. 

End of chapter one. Chapter two will come out soon!