oh god i was playing with my dog and twerking at the same time

UNDER THE CUT YOU'LL FIND MANY MANY DRUNK TWEET/STARTERS THAT YOU CAN USE IF YOUR CHARACTER IS DRUNK AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO SAY IN ORDER TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU'RE IN FACT DRUNK. I KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO PLAY DRUNK, BUT THESE ARE JUST SOME FUNNY STARTERS THAT I PICKED UP. SOME OF THEM CAN BE A BIT OFFENSIVE, BUT IF YOUR CHARACTER IS A BITCH/DICK, THEY'RE ALSO PERFECT FOR THAT PERSONA. FEEL FREE TO USE THEM AND PLEASE LIKE THE POST IF THIS HELPED YOU IN ANY WAY!

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