oh god i think i just ruined my life

Remus Lupin is so fucking extra though? Like, everyone calls Sirius dramatic but Remus has like two settings: 0 and 100.
Like in Snape’s Worst Memory he’s all: hexing is bad and I want no part in this, but then he sees Peter and is like: hey friend time to die
He’s on Sirius’s back all the time like ‘chill man we need to think things through’ but then he’s like ‘so I married Tonks but in hindsight nah I’ll ruin her life so I’m coming on an adventure k?’
He’s super chill paring off Snape: 'marauders map? Nah mate no idea I guess I’ll just take it off yours hands goodnight’ then at the mention of Sirius Black’s name he throws his suitcase half way across the room 'how dare you? accuse me? Sirius Black?!?’
He’s just either so chill or so over the top like oh my god

“My Neighbor’s A Jerk” Part 7

Summary: Modern-Day (AU) There’s this mutual feeling between you and your neighbor, called hate. And since your first meet you both commence that feeling with a burning passion. You don’t know the reason behind his hate and you know for damn sure that he will never tell you. But what happens on the first day of your job, when you find out that you even work together? Maybe you will learn to co-operate?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Word Count: 2330

Warnings: none… oh wait cliffhanger yo

Author’s Note: neeeewwwww paaarrrrrrrrrrrrt y’all actually there wasn’t supposed to be a cliffhanger in this part but it was turning out to be beyond 5k words and so consider this as Part 7a 

also my R isn’t working, i have to literally stab the button so excuse me if there are some r’s missing in this part

tags closed for now! sorry ALSO, i will be altering the tag list and deleting those who don’t care to leave feedback sorry, but i can’t waste my time on tagging a hundred people when some of you don’t even care to write back simple as that :/

“My Neighbor’s A Jerk” Masterlist | Main Masterlist

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

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Morning rolls in and despite not being best health wise, you manage to convince Peggy that you’re fine and can handle a day at work. You didn’t have a temperature, thankfully and you don’t know how much you’ve missed out on work during in those three days you were absent. You do know you’d a have a lot to catch up on. Both, you and Peggy were ready to leave. She insisted on taking in her car. You didn’t argue much and tagged along. She’d drop you after work anyway and you’re not a very big fan of driving.

The sun most definitely rose from the west today, since it was quite a surprise to see Bucky already seated in his chair, munching on an apple. He’s early to work for once, this has to be news. Steve was standing close to him, leaning his hip on the bench while the two chatted until they noticed you and Peggy approaching.

“Good morning, you two.” Steve greets you both, with that flashing white smile.

You find yourself being contagious of his beaming smile, as one pulls at your own lips. “Morning!”

“How’re you feeling now?” His question is directed towards you, his large palm covering your shoulder.

“Well, I got out of the bed this morning without feeling the urge to puke my guts out. So, yeah I’m better now.”

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Trigger warning for abuse, harassment and stalking!

[text]: If you don’t answer your phone I’m coming over.
[text]: Guess who? I know you changed your number but nothing can keep me from you
[text]: I see you changed the locks. Bad move.
[text]: Look at this lovely picture I took of you at the café.
[text]: Ignoring me isn’t going to make me stop texting you
[text]: I’m outside. Let me in now.
[text]: It’s like the Gods sculpted your body themselves.
“Why were you out? Were you cheating on me? Is that it?”
“From now on I’m going to pick you up from work. I need to know that the ten minutes longer you took really are because of traffic.”
“No. I’m not leaving until you tell me why you won’t even give me a chance!”
“You don’t understand, we’re meant to be together.”
“You can’t leave me, I won’t accept it.”
“I saw you cheating on me. It’s okay though, I forgive you. You didn’t know we were together.”
“I hope you know I’ve been thinking about you ever since I last saw you.”
“I know you broke up with me, but I don’t accept that.”
“You’re mine, do you hear me? Mine!”
“Do I have to lock you in here to stop you from getting away?”
“I’m not taking ‘no’ for an answer.”
“You’re scared now but in the future you’ll thank me.”
“You’re six and a half minutes late. Why?”

“What are you doing here? How did you get in?!”
“Leave me alone!”
“Why won’t you understand, it’s never going to happen, ever!”
“If there was any chance of us being together, it’s now gone.”
“You can’t act this way towards people!”
“Just because you want us to be together, doesn’t mean it’s going to happen.”
“Don’t you see what you’re doing to me? You’re ruining my life!”
“Get away from me!”
“Why don’t you understand, there’s nothing between us! Not even friendship, nothing!”
“Oh my God… How many pictures do you have of me?”
“So when you just bumped into me… that wasn’t the first time you saw me?”
“How many of my things do you have?”
“I think I’m going to be sick.”
“I saw the folder on your computer with my name on it, you’re disgusting.”
“Get out now, or I will hurt you.”
“Don’t think I won’t defend myself.”
“This is sick! You’re sick!”

Reylo Song Compilation from the Official SW Spotify Playlists + Their Recurring Themes

(A.K.A. More Reylo Receipts, A.K. A. They Couldn’t Make It Any More Obvious)

The two official spotify playlists being discussed: Rey / Kylo Ren

For ease of access, I decided to compile all of the possible Reylo-centric songs that the Star Wars official Spotify has put in Rey and Kylo Ren’s playlists. Many are blatantly referencing their dark/light dynamic, while others are only vaguely referencing what could possibly be Reylo, but could also possibly be referring to other relationships - those songs have been pointed out. I wanted to outline the songs that are clearly Reylo-centric, so I also included the best lyrics to give as evidence as to why that song is Reylo-centric. Beneath the lists are the analyses of these love songs and the recurring themes throughout them from both Rey and Kylo Ren. 

Truth be told, after paying attention to all the love songs in Rey and Kylo Ren’s playlists, I am 98% sure Reylo is now, or will be, A Real Thing. The other 2% is the possibility that it will an unrequited love from Kylo Ren towards Rey, because Kylo Ren’s love songs are so assuredly about Rey (female pronouns, too romantic to be Leia) while there are still a few of Rey’s songs that cannot be 100% proven to be about Kylo Ren. That being said, a large majority of her love songs, as will be discussed, revolve around fighting and conflict - so unless she will have another love interest that is going to be fighting with her in the trilogy, I’d say those ones are at least definitely pointed towards Kylo Ren.

*possibly referring to rey and f.inn, possibly referring to kylo and leia or merely kylo himself
> my personal favourites because they just scream reylo

While looking through these lyrics, remember to keep in mind that these songs were specifically chosen to be put in OFFICIAL Star Wars playlists for these characters for a reason. In the order that they were listed in playlists:

Rey’s Playlist

  • NO ONE - ALICIA KEYS* ( people keep talking they can say what they like // but all i know is everything’s going to be alright // no one can get in the way of what i feel for you )
  • COMPASS - ZELLA DAY*if we make it out alive, from the depths of the seas // compass points you anywhere closer to me // where you are, i will be )
  • COME AND GET IT - SELENA GOMEZ ( can’t stop because i love it, hate the way i love you )
  • LEVELS - NICK JONAS (  so much to discover, please don’t stop me now // all this heat keep rising, make you stop, drop, and roll // i’m bottling up the lightning, supernatural )
  • CAN’T FEEL MY FACE - THE WEEKND* ( and i know she’ll be the death of me, at least we’ll both be numb // and she’ll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to come // all the misery was necessary when we’re deep in love )
  • OMEN - DISCLOSURE ( i’m feeling something, something different //  needed you to show me, without you I am lonely // my mind would rule my heart // i didn’t pay attention to the light in the dark, it left me torn apart )
  • WE FOUND LOVE - RIHANNA ( it’s the way I’m feeling i just can’t deny //  shine a light through an open door // turn away ‘cause i need you more //  we found love in a hopeless place )
  • BLUE JEANS - LANA DEL REY ( you fit me better than my favorite sweater, and i know that love is mean, and love hurts )
  • > BATTLEFIELD - JORDIN SPARKS ( i never meant to start a war, you know, i never wanna hurt you // don’t even know we’re fighting for, why does love always feel like a battlefield // baby, we don’t have to fight )
  • A SKY FULL OF STARS - COLDPLAY ( i don’t care, go on and tear me apart //   'cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars i think i saw you //  'cause you’re a sky, 'cause you’re a sky full of stars, i wanna die in your arms )
  • RUNAWAY (U & I) - GALANTIS* ( even if we’re strangers til we die //  anywhere out this place, i wanna run away, just U and I )
  • SMOKE AND FIRE - SABRINA CARPENTER ( oh, oh, our love is running into a burning building // feel the heat, so we started running // you know you saw it coming, but the memories are still in my mind )
  • DIAMONDS - RIHANNA* ( you and i, you and i, we’re like diamonds in the sky // i knew that we’d become one right away // at first sight i felt the energy of sun rays, i saw the life inside your eyes )
  • WILD - TROYE SIVAN ( trying hard not to fall // leave this blue neighbourhood, never knew loving could hurt this good, oh and it drives me wild // 'cause when you look like that I’ve never ever wanted to be so bad )
  • SHUT UP AND DANCE - WALK THE MOON* ( this woman is my destiny // we were victims of the night // oh we were bound to get together // deep in her eyes, i think I see the future, i realize this is my last chance )
  • OUR OWN HOUSE - MISTERWIVES* ( into my soul you stared and bored down every fear // we built our own house with our hands over our hearts )
  • BLOODSTREAM - TRANSVIOLET ( cruel desire, danger in our consequence // hey, you wanna rule the world? outlaw love, make you lose control // cosmic violence, chills dripping like acid rain, keep coming back cause it’s you i crave )
  • FORCE OF NATURE - BEA MILLER ( i tried to tie my heart down, board up all the windows, oh but it’s too late now, i let you get too close // i know i should take cover, hide inside these four walls, but baby i surrender, it all // 'cause you’re a force of nature, look at what you’ve done // i can taste the danger, but i don’t wanna run, so pull me to the ground and i won’t put up a fight )

Kylo Ren’s Playlist

  • ANGELS FALL - BREAKING BENJAMIN* ( grey skies will chase the light away no longer // when angels fall with broken wings, i can’t give up, i can’t give in // when all is lost and daylight ends, i’ll carry you and we will live forever, for ever )
  • DARK SIDE OF ME - COHEED AND CAMBRIA* ( in this cold reality i made, this selfish war machine, oh, this has become hell, how can i share this life with someone else? // i am not equipped to comprehend human rationale, sirius, is this what love is? )
  • ASHES OF EDEN - BREAKING BENJAMIN* ( i am not worthy of this // stay with me, don’t let me go, because there’s nothing left at all // will the light begin to pull me to its everlasting will // heaven above me, take my hand, shine until there’s nothing left but you )
  • NEVER GIVING UP - OF MICE AND MEN ( even though i know you want me to, i’m never giving up on you // you’ll never know just how hard it is for me to see you this way, it tears me up, drags me down )
  • OUT OF TIME - A DAY TO REMEMBER ( i finally found her, and when i did i just couldn’t make things right, is this really happening? oh, god, i think i just ruined my life // don’t think you’ve got to go in alone here // you won’t see it, but believe me, i need to be right where you are // 'cause now i think that everything’s about you )
  • EVIL - INTERPOL ( when your friends they do come crying, tell them now your pleasure’s set up on slow-release // i can take you places, do you need a new man? // you need someone to take you there, sandy, why can’t we look the other way? )
  • THE ANSWER - SAVAGES ( i saw the answer, it was a girl, will you go ask her // love is the answer // to cry about love, to wait for her, to wait for dying, i can’t wait )
  • AT LEAST I’M KNOWN FOR SOMETHING - NEW FOUND GLORY ( i tried so hard to keep you coming back my way, but you don’t know the half and i’m the one to blame // i let my front down and i know i will regret it )
  • DEAD INSIDE - MUSE* ( your lips feel warm to the touch, you can bring me back to life // feel me now, hold me please, i need you to see who i am // open up to me, stop hiding from me // it’s hurting babe, only you can stop the pain // now i’ve become just like you, my lips feel warm to the touch, my words seem so alive )
  • ALL THIS COULD BE YOURS - COLD WAR KIDS ( i have been waiting for you to find that all of this could be yours tonight )
  • BREED - NIRVANA* ( i don’t mean to stare, we don’t have to breed // we could plant a house, we could build a tree // i don’t even care, we could have all three // she said, she said, she said )
  • > INNERVISION - SYSTEM OF A DOWN ( i have to find you, i have to meet you // i need to find you, i need to seek my innervision // it’s never too late to reinvent the bicycle // a smile brings forth energy or life, giving your force, vision )
  • > SATELLITE - RISE AGAINST ( we are the orphans of the American dream, so shine your light on me // she told me that she never could face the world again, so i offered up a plan, we’ll sneak out while they sleep, and sail off in the night )
  • > BORED TO DEATH - BLINK-182 ( there’s a stranger staring at the ceiling, rescuing a tiger from a tree, the pictures in her head are always dreaming, each of them means everything to me // i think i met her at the minute that the rhythm was set down, i said i’m sorry i’m a bit of a letdown )  
  • WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE - POWERMAN 5000 ( are you ready to go? cause i’m ready to go, what you gonna do, baby? are you goin’ with me? cause i’m goin’ with you // now who’s the light and who is the devil? you can’t decide, so i’ll be your guide )
  • > A CROSS AND A GIRL NAMED BLESSED - EVANS BLUE ( there’s a pretty girl somewhere, with a pretty name, but i could never let you know how much this means // i swear we’ll end this war, cause we both know It wasn’t worth fighting for // she said to me i will be driving in the wrong direction, did you ever think that maybe your life is heading in the wrong direction, baby )

Lyric Analyses & Themes

I will now begin to group together recurring themes in Rey and Kylo Ren’s playlists in order to correlate similarities and parallels. This includes well-known themes that may hint towards certain theories, such as Kylo Ren’s redemption, Reylo sharing a force bond, the balancing of the force, and the Gray Jedi becoming canon. To make parallels clearer, Rey and Kylo Ren’s supporting evidence for each theme will be paired side by side.

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7. You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time. 
45. So, was that just awkward eye contact, or were we checking eachother out?

Here you go! :)

Part 2 here

“Oh my God Raven, I can’t deal with this anymore!” - you stomped in the engeneering room, and groaned loudly, then pouted and sat on the nearest chair grumpily.

“You mean you can’t deal with the fact that your crush has no idea you exist?” - that’s Raven, Ladies an Gentlemen - blunt and giving zero fucks about my daydreaming -  just the usual on the menu, what am I even expecting, God!

“Thanks a lot for throwing all the fluffly scenarios I had in my head, in the garbage. I feel so much better now!”- your sarcasm had little to no effect on her, as she just kept chewing on her improvised gum and looked at you with head hands placed on both her knees.

“Well babe, what do you want me to do? Ring the wedding Bells…no pun intended though!”- she hysterically laughed at her little joke, and you just groaned in frustration once more.

“I’m not laughing at the moment, but believe me I’m dying on the inside”- you mumbled with your head on the table, your hair covering your face completely.

“Oh, come on! Don’t be so dramatic. Bell is a cool guy, very laid back, just go there and start a conversation. It’d work believe me.”- she said with a bottle of water in hand, swaying it back and forth between her fingers.

You took a glipse at her with one eye “Oh yeah, and what would I say ‘You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time. ‘, while I’m thnking well damn,  was that just awkward eye contact, or were we checking eachother out? “ - Raven bursted out in laughter at your words, but she knows nothing of your misery. 

“Fuck this shit, I’m doomed.”- you dramatically said as if those were your last words.

“Well I don’t know about you, but I don’t think it was just awkward eye contact.”- your head snapped up and you looked at the direction from where you heard that voice speak.

And there he stood, in all his glory, handing a rather thick folder to Raven.

“I came to give the folder to our engineer here, and accidentally overheard your little talk” . Just the way he was looking at you, with his smug face, was enough to make you want to evaporate from the room, but the realization of what you said earlier was even worse, and so you just slid down on your chair and covered your face with your lips, mumbling a “Oh God” under your nose, just loud enough so he managed to hear it and chuckle at your nervousness.

He’d lie if he said he hadn’t noticed the effect he had on you beofre, but that here was a whole new level and he found it adorable and very flattering.

“So. If you’re up for a late night walk, I’d be waiting you outside, alright.”- you dared to get a peek from inbetween your fingers, just as he sent a little wink at you and left the room

And not even two seconds later Raven tossed her empty bottle of water at you and hissed - “If you don’t go out with him right now, I’ll kick your ass!”

(part two anyone? like this was fun, let me know if u want some more of this right here haha)

Incorrect Ludwig Beilschmidt Quotes

“There’s no such thing as working too much.”

“Finally, some peace and quiet…aaand it’s gone.”

“What happened? Wait, don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.”

“Let’s get this over with.”

“Well, I THOUGHT I was going to get things done today…”

“This is going to blow up in our face, isn’t it?”

“Why must everyone I care about worry me so much? I don’t have one friend where I think ‘oh, they can handle themselves’, but, no, I’m constantly stressed out because god knows what Italy is up to right now.”

“I’m the only responsible person I know.”

“Why doesn’t anyone listen to me? I’m the voice of reason!”

“Who hurt you? Where aRE THEY!? I WILL KILL THEM!”

“I get no respect! No respect at all!”

“Why do people insist on harassing me?”

“My book! After a long, hard day, I can finally read my book!”

“Everyday, I have a schedule, and everyday, it gets ruined against my will.”

“Life is just a series of people I want to punch in the face, but can’t.”

“If you die, I will kill you!”

“Sorry, no stupid questions after 1:00.”

“I don’t trust people who find my brother funny.”

“My dog is the only person who understands me.”

“I can be funny! Why did the chicken cross the road?…I don’t know where I was going with that…”


“I’ll watch a movie with you as long as the dog doesn’t die.”

“I met Gilbert for the first time, and WHOOSH! There went my sanity! Right out the window! Gone! Never to be seen again!”

“That’s it. I quit. I’m going home, eating chocolate cake, and going to bed.”

“Thanks for this wonderful experience, I’ll remember to tell my therapist about it!”


shawn mendes x reader

Prompt: Shawn confesses his feelings to reader, but things don’t go exactly as planned

A/N: I don’t know why i haven’t posted this considering I finished it in May. I’m really proud of this so I hope you enjoy it!

“Do I ever cross your mind?”

The thought was hard to suppress as the lyrics slipped out of his mouth and into the full arena. As he sang, he looked into the crowd and seemed to only notice the camera flashes and the fading sound of the fans screaming. Everyone seemed to notice him, everyone seemed to love him. Everyone but the one he loved. Shawn started to slip out of reality as the lyrics continued to fall mindlessly from his mouth. All he could think about was her. The emotions he felt when thinking about her were addictive. But she was only his best friend. Shawn slowly started to gain rational thought as the crowd started to scream again. He had finished the song and he hadn’t even realized it. He was in too deep and there was nothing he could do about it. Shawn thanked the crowd and jogged off stage. That was the last show of the tour. It was finally time to go home and confront his feelings.

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anonymous asked:

Do Quartermaster! This is probably gonna be amazing.

YES! THANK YOU! I’m so happy to do hcs for my grizzled creepy son.

1: sexuality headcanon:

It got a fuck-hole? Then QM’ll fuck it.

2: otp:

Don’t really have one, unless you count all the elderly furries he apparently has monthly orgies with. That’s kinda cute, in a disgusting way.

3: brotp:

So he’s known David since Davey was a really little kid, right? I have a hc that QM’s basically his weird, creepy protective uncle. He just sorta hovers around, not saying anything but keeping an eye out and making sure everything’s okay with David. It’s as close to affection as QM really gets.

I also like to think that he and Gwen … don’t bond exactly, but they have similar interests (namely, drinking and not being chipper). I could see them drinking together sometimes. In dead silence.

4: notp:

No one more than 20 years younger than him. Which is … almost everyone.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head:

I … don’t think QM can die? Like he just straight-up drinks rat poison, and it’s absolutely not the first time he’s done that. He lives on Spooky Island, or at least goes there regularly despite there being something on that island that killed at least one person (Jasper), and he doesn’t seem to have aged at all in the last 10-15 years, if you compare camp photos.

Quartermaster might be some kind of god.

(Judging by this picture, I’m thinking Dionysius?)

6: favorite line from this character:

All of them. “Rub off’n ya” and the Jonestown lines were killer. (Oh, and “ruined my night. Probably the next morning too.”)

7: one way in which I relate to this character:

You know, there aren’t a lot of similarities that spring to mind? I just hope that when I’m old I manage to creep people out this much. Seriously, QM is elderly goals. Look at him, living his life and just apparently having a grand time. Employed at his age, having cheese n’ fruit orgies, seemingly immortal … pretty excellent gig, if you ask me.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:

NOTHING. He is perfect. Mostly because he clearly doesn’t give a shit, so even if he does something embarrassing he’s just gonna own it, so I’m not gonna waste time being embarrassed if he doesn’t give a fuck.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

I feel like the fact that he’s killed people should disqualify him from the first category, but I coo over him like he’s the softest cinnamon roll ever. My grumpy terrifying boy.

Alex Nylander #1

Request: Can I request an Alex Nylander one shot. Where he and the readers are young parents and their Kid meets his parents first time in Sweden.

A/N: So I really had no idea what to do with this one. I apologize. I feel like I didn’t even come close to what you were asking for. Let me know if you like it. Because if you don’t, I will definitely try writing it again. 

Warnings: None?

Word Count: 984

How did you get here?

That was the dominant thought running through your head. You were holding your son, Leon, while Alex found your luggage. It was the first time back in Sweden since he was born, making it the first time Alex’s parents would be meeting their grandson.

You were nervous, to say the least. You’d visited Michael and Camilla twice in Sweden. And they seemed to really like you. You couldn’t help but wonder if they would blame you. You and Alex were only 19, still children in some peoples eyes, and you now had a child of your own.

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An Ode to Ryan Hawley’s Face In this Scene - Was rewatching and I couldn’t help myself…so Facedale!

[Hotel in Hotten with Robert and Lawrence]

ROBERT: *Knocks on door* 

LAWRENCE: *This is my moment Face* *Opens door* Why come in Robert.

ROBERT: *Enters* *Casually here for a business meeting Face* *Why is there no one else here Face* *Oh my god there’s a bed Face* *What the fuck have I gotten myself into Face* *Dear God Help Me Face* *Opens and closes mouth a few times* *Can’t find words* We’ve got a meeting in a bedroom?!?! Umm… 

LAWRENCE: Yes, Robert, we do.

ROBERT: *Abort Abort Face* Where are the others? *Sheer panic Face*

LAWRENCE: There are no others Robert. Just me and you. 

ROBERT: *Oh god I said that to Aaron once and I don’t think he felt like this after Face* #WhyPlotWhy

– scene break –

ROBERT: *Why am I still in this scene Face* 

LAWRENCE: Drink? It helps with the Plot. 

ROBERT: Yes please. 

LAWRENCE: I heard about your proposal to that other guy and all the bread and I just thought I’d set the mood with some sandwiches, you like sandwiches right?

ROBERT: Hummus and coriander are my favorite but I uhh… really need to be anywhere else but in this scene right now… *How did I get here Face* *This is Maxine’s fault and she’s usually so good to me Face*

LAWRENCE: How about instead you have a seat and I’ll willfully ignore the petrified look on your face?

ROBERT: *I want to die Face* *Sits down reluctantly*

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Tony Stark knew on an intellectual level he had no impulse control. He knew because almost everyone he’d ever met had told him so, Pepper, Rhodey, Steve oh god so much Steve, Happy, the 12 assistance before Pepper, Xavier and the waitress at John’s Pizzeria off 43rd ave. He’d heard it all before, But nothing compared to the moment he realized it for himself. 

To be real he probably should have noticed in every moment leading up to the big one. He should have seen that swiping Thor’s stash of Asgardian mead with Darcy was a bad idea. He should have known better than to have a marathon of broiler makers with the mouthy intern using the ale instead of whiskey was a bad idea. 

He probably should have known if he was swaying that they shouldn’t have gone out, but Darcy had said she hadn’t seen the city yet and Steve and Bucky kept teasing her about it.

Happy hadn’t even needed to hide his eye rolling because Tony was to focused on the crisp fall air on his flushed face. Darcy was beside him bubbling with laughter ignoring Happy’s cries that they should both sit down and get out of the sun roof. They headed to Times Square and bought an entire vender out of cheesy “I love New York” hoodies and in Tony’s case a hat to sort of disguise himself. They pulled on their hats and sweatshirts and Happy directed the rest to be sent to the tower. Tony slipped the bemused man a hundred and patted the man’s hand like a grandma before turning back to his sidekick.

“This is what all the superhero’s are wearing!” He proclaimed proudly gesturing to his heinous green ball cap with “Hulk Smash” stitched in purple on the front. He didn’t care at the time but the selfies of him and Darcy in Times Square were cringe worthy. They briefly dropped by John’s and said hello to Tony’s waitress. She shook her head and sent them on their way with glasses of water and sympathetic looks for Happy. 

“Come on We’ve got a few more stops!” Tony gestured over his shoulder into the streets at the car. Apparently however Darcy’s eyes had not stopped at the car but landed on a street performer dressed as the Statue of Liberty.

“Oh can we please go see Her?” Her hand covered her heart and she gestured like a child to the woman with the other. Happy checked his watch and frowned.

“The fairy’s closed down this time of day.” He told Tony. Tony nodded in agreement. “We could go see  Conney Island if you promise to sit completely in the car before we go home for the night.” 

“Ohh Steve said it’s awesome!! We can go to the Lady tomorrow! I want to sing her the National Anthem and don’t know if I could get all the key changes right now” She giggled “We could take Steve and have the most patriotic photo shoot. Phil would love it!” and with that she held her arm out to Happy agreeably. And all that would have been fine if it hadn’t been for traffic. 

Happy pulled up to the curb and Tony rolled down his window with a frown. The park was closed. Darcy hadn’t noticed yet as she was making quick work of Tony’s mini bar but she tended to be a weepy drunk the fall out was going to be Niagara worthy. 

“Oh man, no Lady and no cyclone? Why’s time ruining my fun Tony?” Darcy’s lower lip quivered. Immediate action was required. Mayday!

“Hey, hey No! No tears, what’s the use in being obscenely rich if I can’t bribe someone with my money!” He gave an encouraging grin. Happy’s heavy sigh was not lost on him. “I’ll go ask if we can ride the cyclone and maybe win us a bear okay no tears” He quickly backed out of the car leaving Happy to handle the teary eyed twenty something. 

The door shut and it sounded sharper to Tony somehow as he walked toward the gate. A memory that was faded and liquored up played at the edges of his mind, huge blue eyes watering slightly in a perfect pout. His own voice murky in time “Hey what’s the use in being obscenely rich if I can’t…” and then it was gone. He frowned and waved over the gate man. 

A few charming smiles and a probably too fat check later and he turned to tell Darcy the good news. She was resting her chin on the window smiling lazily at him. She wiggled her fingers and Tony grinned back before a similar smile brushed his mind again. He shook his head to clear away some of the haze. It’d been almost two hours he wasn’t as drunk as before but there was still a layer of fuzz on his mind.

“Race ya!” She grinned and bounded off toward the ride. Tony gave a bark of laughter and let the memories rest before jogging slowly after her. They tossed ratty baseballs and weighted milk bottles before the attendant an exhausted looking man in his late thirties gave them a wane smile and asked which prize they wanted. Darcy got the Bucky Bear. Tony shorted and got the Captain America one just for laughs. They took a shaky selfie with the attendee before thanking him and heading toward their goal. 

“We should snap them with the bears and hashtag it wish you were hear but you’re not because you’re lame and had meeting and responsibilities” Darcy placed her Bucky in her lap and was readying her phone before Tony agreed. 

“We also, you know, didn’t invite them” He pointed out. She made a dismissive sound and tucked her head close to his giving her phone a goofy face. Tony hid most of his face behind Bear Steve and widened his eyes comically. The younger brunette seemed satisfied and put away her phone allowing the impatient teen running the cyclone to push the lap bar down over her Tony Bear Bucky and Steve. 

The ride began a slow spin and before it had even reached half way Tony regretted buying this time. The teenager seemed irked he had to stay for Tony and what the kid probably figured was a one nighter and so the ride was hurtling toward a break neck pace only irritating Tony’s stomach further. Darcy however threw her hands up Bucky Bear’s paw firmly gripped in one and whooped. Tony swung between needing to vomit all over the place and watching the manic yet somehow beautiful looks on Darcy’s face. She brought her bear back down and buried her nose in it’s fur. The ride began to slow and she opened her eyes unfocused and bloodshot. Windswept and Content. 

It ended up being Darcy and not Tony who shot off the attraction to the nearest garbage can to Ralph. Tony followed close behind and pulled her hair back into his fist and out of the danger zone. He leaned heavily on the can and grimaced at the sounds. 

When she at last paused in her litany of puke she turned her head to look up at him simultaneously green and mischievous. 

“Don’t tell the boys” She asked. Tony’s heart stopped as he looked at her. He nodded once unable to find words. Satisfied with this she fell face first into him. Mostly into his armpit but she smiled against him. Tony let got of her hair and gently held her to him stroking her dark locks and thinking unburdened by alcohol of a busty blond who’d rocked his world with a practically identical grin. Darcy’s breath flowed steadily on his neck as she repositioned herself in his arms. 

“Thanks for holding my hair.” She murmured. Tony hummed in response. 

“Anytime kiddo.”


 As much as Tony was wildly incapable of controlling himself he was incredibly careful with secrets. They could hurt, he knew from his experiences with Stane. His almost ending the thing with Pepper. Infuriating his teammates and elected officials. So he was in something of a quandary. 

As soon as they’d returned to the tower Tony had deposited a snoozing Darcy in her bed with Bucky bear on one side of her and Steve on the other. He of course took a picture of her drooling into Bucky’s fur and then hesitated. It was too similar to ignore. If he didn’t do this he’d spend the rest of his life wondering until he got answers. So he plucked a hair off her pillow and turned tail and run back to his lab. 

Jarvis had had to repeat his name four times when he finally knew. Tony tried to put the memories together more solidly but he only recalled the blond laughing and waving much like Darcy did. He remembered holding her hair back while she emptied her stomach off the balcony of the Palms, She had turned to him with an almost identical grin and snatched his heart out of his chest. Tony closed his eyes and felt the brush of skin on skin hot greedy kisses and waking up the next morning alone. He’d figured she’d been embarrassed or maybe had someone waiting at home. He’d been disappointed but she’d made her choice so he’d let her walk. 

“Oh Kate” He looked forlornly as the Vegas police report of her car accident and her daughter no one had come to claim. “Katie” He groaned as he realized he could have saved the little girl a world of grief that followed. Foster home after Foster home until she aged out. 

Well now he knew. but what do do. Who to tell? Pepper? Eventually. Rhody was always a good option but Tony’s thumb hovered over calling him for a solid minute before deciding someone else. Eventually he’d dialed before his decision had been fully processed. 

“How did you get this number? I know I didn’t give it to you” was the first thing the voice said and Tony felt a calm fill him. A good choice. 

“I’m in a quandary. It needs handling it’s that what you do Agent?” He stalled. The other end of the line was silent. “I may have discovered I’m a father” There was an even heavier pause.

“and I’m the first person you wanted to tell? I don’t think Pepper” He began.

“No It’s not Pep. I’ve been a father for a while apparently.” Tony cut across. “Like 23 years” 

“You’re sure?” 

“Yea 100 percent. Do I tell her? What if she doesn’t want me? She’s been alone for a long time now she doesn’t need me.” Tony felt a panic rise in his chest. Oh God, she’d never forgive him.

“You need to take a deep breath.” Tony inhaled threw his nostrils. “If she doesn’t know she deserves to at least know. just be honest with her Tony. Honesty will get your farther than you think”

Tony gave a noncommittal grunt and rested his head on hands. 

“For what its worth Tony, You’ll be a great father” Tony’s breath caught. 

“Enough with the feelings Agent Agent Thanks for picking up.”

“I’m contractually obligated” He deadpanned. Tony laughed and killed the call.


Tony was going to handle this well. Maybe take her to lunch and talk it out like adults. He was excited and nervous and had yet to sleep. He was currently fixing coffee from the enormous demonic espresso machine he’d had fitted in the common room when he invited everyone to live with them when people began filling in for breakfast. 

Steve and Bucky both coming in from their morning run and apparently showers. They nodded curiously at the billionaire before pulling down pots and pans. Bruce wondered in next and gave him a scathing look for his ball cap which he had neglected to take off. That explained the looks Tony placed it carefully on the counter. 

“So what did we learn?” Jane’s voice carried into the room ahead of her and the others looked up. Darcy entered holding her stomach and shuffling pitifully. Jane followed looking much less hungover. 

“Don’t drink with Tony.” Darcy grunted and began to pour her own cup of coffee. Tony didn’t speak, not trusting himself to yet. His eyes watched hungrily as she stirred her drink for signs of what he knew. Her unbrushed wild brunette hair, the shape of her eyes, the hangover slouch yea he could see it. Then Katie’s beautiful blue eyes and pouty mouth, her heart snatching laugh. It seemed so obvious

“What?” Darcy glowered at him. Oh yea he had that grumpy face sometimes. 

“Darcy threw up on the cyclone!” He blurted. Her eyes widened. 

“TONY!” She shrieked. 

“And she’s my daughter!” His shouting matched hers in pitch but was far more excited. Darcy’s eyes widened if possible further and then narrowed looking at him critically. 

The supers were paused mid bite. Jane gaped and Bruce eyed the pair wearily. 

“Okay I can see that” She finally said with a shrug. Tony barked a laugh not exactly how he’d pictured her taking the news. Then again he hadn’t thought he’d shout it at her over breakfast in the common room either. 

Such was life when you had no impulse control. But looking at the beautiful girl across from him he thought he rather liked this life.  

Sixteen: Chapter 1 (S9 Highschool AU) - Gabe

A/N: Hi. My name is Gabe. This is the first fic I’ve ever written. I’m sorry if it’s not that good, I’m used to writing screenplays and stuff with lots of dialogue and little detail. The story will gradually include all S9 queens in a high school setting. The italics symbolize inner thoughts. Bold with a name next to it symbolizes a text message. This chapter will be told from both Shea and Sasha’s POV (at different times.) Also, English is my first language but not my strong suit. I apologize for any technical errors. My blog is @shea-velour, don’t be afraid to send me a message or request. 1300 words, 3 pages.

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“I’ve never felt so sober, I’ve never felt the low that I feel tonight.
Your words made everything drag on and on. I finally found her, and when I did I just couldn’t make things right. Is this really happening? Oh, God, I think I just ruined my life. What the fuck am I doing? I can’t tell the difference from wrong and right. I second guess my decisions ‘cause I haven’t been this person in my whole life. I think I need something new here. When I keep longing for what I had. No need for second opinions,I do the best I can to ruin what I have.”

Out of Time by A Day to Remember

a song, btw, on Kylo’s official Disney spotify playlist :P

The raisedbycats ‘I Just Watched Alien: Covenant And It Ruined My Life’ starter pack:

It’s been ages since I’ve done a fic rec post but since @n-talia-a and @virulent-virtue  are wonderful souls who gave me an excuse to scream about it, here’s a quick by-no-means exhaustive list!! Please feel free to add or send me your favorites. 

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anonymous asked:

Ok so you should reallyyy do 25 with Michael. Please😬😬😬😬

You can feel Michael’s stare on you as you stand at the bar, knowing he’s silently seething twenty feet away.  It’s a feeling you’ve accepted comes with a night out with your friends.  Michael and you have been at odds since you met, and your annoyance with each other only increases when alcohol is involved.  But given the two of you share many of the same friends, you’ve spent more time together than most enemies.  Your friends have grown used to your bickering and given up on trying to make the two of you behave, save the rare special occasion.  Tonight’s been exceptionally nasty between the two of you.  You’ve been hurling insults at each other all night, and your friends were actually starting to get angry with you.  You couldn’t help it, he brought out the worst in you.

“Well congratulations,” you hear his voice behind you. “They’ve left us here now.  You’ve really outdone yourself.”

You groan and pinch the bridge of your nose, wanting more than anything to hurl your drink at him.  But you paid for it yourself, so you find it in you to leave it on the counter as you turn to face him.

“Are they actually gone? Why the hell would they do that?” Your last exchange had been pretty venomous, but you didn’t think your friends would bail on you.

“They were sick of hearing your insults.  Said we’d have to find our own way home.  They’ve gone to another club.”

My insults? Really? They left you too didn’t they?” you roll your eyes and turn back to the bar, throwing back as much of the drink as you can before brushing past him and heading for the door. “I’m calling an Uber.”

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Hoseok, frantically shaking Jin: hyung help! I have a serious problem!!!

Seokjin: hobi! Calm down. What’s the problem?

Hoseok: I think I love him..

Seokjin, confused: love!? Love who????

Hoseok, covering Jins mouth: Shhhhh! Hyung wtf?

Jin, mumbling: alright, ok I’m sorry. But love who now???

Hoseok, looking over at Yoongi dreamily: Yoongi hyung~

Jin: Hoseok. Omg. That is adorable!

Hoseok: No it isn’t its ruining my life! All I can think about is his cute little face, his svelte, pale body, his voice, his smile, the way he lights up when I give him coffee, the little pout he does, oh and the nose scrunch, oh my god the nose scrunch! And then when’s he’s focused on working hard…ugh! Let’s just say I be working hard too-

Jin: Oh! Woah OK OK I get it… Why don’t you just try and unlove him?

Hoseok: Unlove him? I mean I guess I can try…. No, you know what? Fuck this. I got this in the bag! Operation unlove hyung is now underway!

Jin: There ya go! Hope-ah fighting!!!

Yoongi: *Sneezes cutely and scrunches his nose*

Hoseok: I am so fucked…

Writing Prompts List #2

Please send me in some numbers from this list not the other one (No more than 4) and what boy. It went alright last time and I enjoyed writing them! My request box is now open!

1. “You’re leaving because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want”
2. “I really don’t let myself cry in front of anybody”
3. “Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I ever had to do.”
4. “So you think I’m broken? Then fix me.”
4.5 “I’m not broken so stop trying to fix me”
5. “What if nobody ever loves me?”
6. “You’re perfect. Which is beyond annoying, I can’t look at you”
7. “You don’t destroy the person you love”
8. “If there’s no food, I’m going home”
9. “We should be drunk, why aren’t we drunk?”
10. “Don’t make me choose”
11. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I love you when I knew I did”
12. “Are you happier, with him/her?”
13. “I just want you to be happy”
14. “Nothing about us feels right anymore”
15. “You have to promise me you won’t fall in love with me.”
16. “Every time I look at you, it hurts”
17. “I know you’re mad at me, but I need help with my tie”
18. “What I’m about to say is the most selfish thing I’ve ever said in my life.”
19. “Oh my God, you’re jealous aren’t you?”
20. “It’s your fault we’re in this mess”
21. “I hate you”
22. “Okay, am I drunk or did you really just say that?”
23. “I’m too sober for this shit”
24. “Just pretend to be my date”
25. “Out of all the people in the world, I get stuck with you”
26. “Are you wearing my shirt?”
27. “Being your friend is basically ruining my life”
28. “Stop saying you’re sorry”
29. “I look at you and I’m home”
30. “I told you not to fall in love with me”
31. “I think I’m falling in love with you”
32. “Just kiss me already”
33. “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
34. “I’m in this for life.”
35. “Don’t just sit there, say something, anything”
36. “We’re not buying a dog.”
37. “I can’t breathe.”
38. “If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.”
39. “You better have a good reason for waking me up at the crack of dawn.”
40. “How long have you known?”
41. “Make me”
42. “You know my house has a door?” You don’t always have to use the window”
43. “You’re making this impossible”
44. “Please, don’t give up on me”
45. “My parents asked about you”
46. “How did you get in my apartment?”
47. “We’re supposed to be working.”
48. “I’m gonna need more coffee.”
49. “I don’t need you.”
50. “That’s not fair.”
51. “You need to take off your shirt.”
52. “Are you hurt?”
53. “Why didn’t you just call me?”
54. “What the fuck?”
55. “I’m on my way home.”
56. “I didn’t drive all this way to say ‘hey’.”
58. “I lied.”
59. “Do not tell me that you love me”

anonymous asked:

i just need to express this and i think u will understand like one of my favorite things about yoongi is the fact that he's literally this tiny baby boy with this soft angel face and someone who's never heard of him or bts would look at yoongi and not even know that he can literally ruin ur god damn life over a smooth track asdjdkslaldjsjjsksihdks he gets me together

Oh I feel you, like the first time I saw yoongi I was seriously taken aback after learning that he was a rapper, and then I listened to him rapping and I was like ??HOW?? I just saw that adorable baby face and I was like there’s no way he’s a rapper, boy was I fuckin wrong.