oh god i love this women

5

“This gift that you gave me for my birthday. You never got to tell me why you gave it to me or what it means… but I think I know. I think that you appreciate that there are extraordinary men and women and… extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on the backs of these individuals. That what can be imagined can be achieved… that you must dare to dream… but that there’s no substitute for perseverance and hard work… and teamwork… because no one gets there alone. And that, while we commemorate the greatness of these events and the individuals who achieve them, we cannot forget the sacrifice of those who make these achievements and leaps possible.”

“I just thought it was a pretty cool key chain.”

My Reactions When I First Saw The SLBP Characters

Nobunaga

Before: He kinda looks like Glenn I bet he acts like him too omg

After: NOPE YOU’RE SATAN BYE

Mitsuhide

Before: He’s so cute and innocent I want to wrap him in a blanket burrito and cuddle him in my bed

After: SIN SIN AND SIN GET OUT OF MY BED YOU SINNER

Yukimura

Before: It says here that his weakness is women so he’s prob the typical womanizer

After: OH MY GOD HE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE I WANT TO SQUEEZE HIM UNTIL HE SUFFOCATES

Saizo

Before: He looks like he’s super serious and has a tragic backstory

After: YOU ARE A TROLL BUT I HAVE A THING FOR WHITE HAIRED MEN SO I STILL LOVE YOU

Masamune

Before: Is thAT A PIRATE 

After: IT ISN’T A PIRATE BUT I’LL STILL NETFLIX AND MOCHI WITH HIM AFTER I MURDER HIS MOM

Kojuro

Before: He acts nice but I feel like he lowkey hates everyone except his little pirate friend

After: SPANK ME DADDY

Inuchiyo

Before: OH MY GOD IT’S A CHILDHOOD FRIEND CHARACTER

Originally posted by thefloatingoofyhat

After: OH MY GOD IT’S A CHILDHOOD FRIEND CHARACTER

Originally posted by thefloatingoofyhat

Hideyoshi

Before: Uh oh here comes the loli character

After: Hideyoshi to Inuchiyo be like *cue Mr. Steal Your Girl*

Originally posted by meanwhileongiphy

Ieyasu

Before: But wait there’s already a loli character it’s strictly forbidden for there to be more than one loli character what is this shit

After: Oh mY GOD IT’S NOT A LOLI IT’S A PHYSCOCUTIE THAT’S GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP RUN FOREST RUN

Mitsunari

Before: He’s the chosen gay one fosho 

After: He is a drag queen goddess and needs to be worshipped He is a cute lil tsun tsun and his roasts are everything

Shingen

Before: LINDSAY LOHAN WHAT’S GOOD

After: He is Yukimura’s sex ed teacher and is a beast af

Kenshin

Before: OH MY GOD IT’S JESUS

After: OH MY GOD IT’S JESUS (I’m sorry)

V for Vendetta: Valerie’s Letter

I don’t know who you are. Please believe. There is no way I can convince you that this is not one of their tricks. But I don’t care. I am me, and I don’t know who you are, but I love you.

I have a pencil. A little one they did not find. I am a woman. I hid it inside me. Perhaps I won’t be able to write again, so this is a long letter about my life. It is the only autobiography I have ever written and oh God I’m writing it on toilet paper.

I was born in Nottingham in 1957, and it rained a lot. I passed my eleven plus and went to girl’s Grammar. I wanted to be an actress.

I met my first girlfriend at school. Her name was Sara. She was fourteen and I was fifteen but we were both in Miss. Watson’s class. Her wrists. Her wrists were beautiful. I sat in biology class, staring at the pickled rabbit foetus in its jar, listening while Mr. Hird said it was an adolescent phase that people outgrew. Sara did. I didn’t.

In 1976 I stopped pretending and took a girl called Christine home to meet my parents. A week later I enrolled at drama college. My mother said I broke her heart.

But it was my integrity that was important. Is that so selfish? It sells for so little, but it’s all we have left in this place. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free.

London. I was happy in London. In 1981 I played Dandini in Cinderella. My first rep work. The world was strange and rustling and busy, with invisible crowds behind the hot lights and all that breathless glamour. It was exciting and it was lonely. At nights I’d go to the Crew-Ins or one of the other clubs. But I was stand-offish and didn’t mix easily. I saw a lot of the scene, but I never felt comfortable there. So many of them just wanted to be gay. It was their life, their ambition. And I wanted more than that.

Work improved. I got small film roles, then bigger ones. In 1986 I starred in “The Salt Flats.” It pulled in the awards but not the crowds. I met Ruth while working on that. We loved each other. We lived together and on Valentine’s Day she sent me roses and oh God, we had so much. Those were the best three years of my life.

In 1988 there was the war, and after that there were no more roses. Not for anybody.

In 1992 they started rounding up the gays. They took Ruth while she was out looking for food. Why are they so frightened of us? They burned her with cigarette ends and made her give them my name. She signed a statement saying I’d seduced her. I didn’t blame her. God, I loved her. I didn’t blame her.

But she did. She killed herself in her cell. She couldn’t live with betraying me, with giving up that last inch. Oh Ruth…

They came for me. They told me that all of my films would be burned. They shaved off my hair and held my head down a toilet bowl and told jokes about lesbians. They brought me here and gave me drugs. I can’t feel my tongue anymore. I can’t speak.

The other gay woman here, Rita, died two weeks ago. I imagine I’ll die quite soon. It’s strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and I apologised to nobody.

I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one.

An inch. It’s small and it’s fragile and it’s the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

I don’t know who you are. Or whether you’re a man or a woman. I may never see you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope that you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again. I wish I could kiss you.

Valerie

X

“I TOLD HIM, I’LL PUT MY HANDS ON YA!”

i have an amazing story for y’all.

there’s a regular at my barnes named bob who’s in his seventies. he used to be a (in his own words) “mediocre actor, but hey, I got the ladies!”. he’s always super friendly, remembers everyone’s name, calls all the women “darlin’“, and is just an all around lovely gent.

yesterday we got to talking about the world in general – he showed me a book on a WWI soldier he’d gotten, and told me he was always looking for stories about the “unsung little guys you never learn about in history books, the guys who weren’t generals but went through SO fuckin’ much and came out of it genuine heroes”.

this led into politics, and OH MY GOD, BOB WENT OFF.

“fuckin’ trump, he doesn’t care about ANYBODY but himself. he’s fuckin’ over this whole country like a kid on a temper tantrum! and pence is almost as bad, with his vendetta against women and the gay community. that asshole – thinkin’ he has the right to tell women what they can and can’t do with their own bodies! how’d he like it if some ladies passed a law that said they had the right to cut off his balls? it makes me sick, angie, the way men are in politics and this country. you have EVERY RIGHT to do WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT so long as you ain’t hurtin’ anybody! it makes me boil, it makes me see RED, when men try to tell women what they’re allowed to do. i’ve always been pro-choice and you know why? CAUSE IT AIN’T MY DAMN BUSINESS. that’s YOUR body, and as a man I ain’t got one reason to tell you what you can do with it. i was in new jersey once and saw this pro-life protest goin’ on in front of a clinic, and this woman gettin’ pelted with eggs and screamed at, and I JUST LOST IT. i grabbed one guy’s sign and threw it away and told him, ‘I’LL PUT MY HANDS ON YA! HOW DARE YOU!’ And we just went AT IT, right there, and I admit I was a bit worried for a moment, cause he gave back pretty good, but I ended up gettin’ him on the ground and showed him what an asshole he was until he stopped.”

by the end i was literally staring at him all

bob, ladies and germs, the embodiment of “catch these hands” – what a fucking good egg.

anonymous asked:

What I want is for Sherlock to say "I'm gay" and John thinking he means "I'm happy" and not getting the point until Sherlock grabs his face and kisses him and says "no really I'm gay" and the camera pans to johns face squashed between sherlocks hands just smiling and he quietly says "finally"

OH MY GOD I WANT THIS WHY CAN’T I GET THIS I CRY ALSO JOHN WILL TOTALLY MISUNDERSTAND THE WORD GAY IT IS SO JOHN THING BECAUSE HE IS AN IDIOT AND THINKS SHERLOCK LOVES WOMEN.

Originally posted by sayrix

There’s this myth that we really buy into – that I bought into for a lot of my youth – that you could not be loved or be the object of sexual attraction [if you weren’t thin]. That’s one of the things I love most about Eleanor and Park – seeing the switch in POV from Eleanor to Park. Because Eleanor is sitting there thinking horrible things about herself, what a monster she must look like. And then you switch to Park and he’s just like “Oh my GOD, HER ZIPPER” and you know, like, YES. That’s just as empowering as any attempt to be like, “love yourself” – actually experiencing that [desire] is something that doesn’t happen for a lot of young women and girls until they get older, and then they realise all these things the culture is telling us is a lie.
—  Leigh Bardugo (source)

So I watched that like super silly and cheesy Jane Austen book club movie last night

But

Seriously

Hugh’s character in it

Oh my god

Fucking
Worth
It


He’s this dorky ass motherfucker who likes sci fi books and wears a fucking tight ass tracksuit and loves dogs and respects women and is silly and hyper all the time

Totally worth it 10/10

anonymous asked:

Au in which all of the gpf qualifiers (both for the men and women division) are gods/demi-gods that followed otabek, who was seqrching for a muse, down to Earth. And Yuri is the human that was originally just a muse, but otabek accidentally fell in love.

Oh my gosh, yes yes and yes?! I would love every by of this, please tell me more?! Everyone else, feel free to add ideas!

  • feminists: men rape and spit in public all the time all over me and THEY THINK WE DONT NEED FEMINISM AND THAT WE ARE OBNOXIOUS HOW FUCKING DARE THEY.
  • me: My rapist was a woman, literally all those things are stuff i have KNOWN women to do
  • feminists: Ugh but its mostly men who do it!
  • me: but its also mostly black people who statistically commit crimes, should we start "teaching black people to not commit crimes"?
  • feminists: OH MY GOD YOU CIS WHITE MALE CRY ME A RIVER, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ARGUE WHEN WOMEN OUT THERE ARE RAPED EVERYDAY. DO YOU LOVE RAPE HUH? OH MY GOD PIG, FEMINISM IS ABOUT EQUALITY SO IT DOESNT MATTER ALSO HERE IS A LINK TO A ANITA SARKEESIAN VIDEO TO HELP YOU BECOME LESS IGNORANT
  • me: i'm a bisexual girl
  • feminists: OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE A WOMAN WOULD SPEW THE HATE YOU ARE, DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOU OWE YOUR EVERYTHING TO FEMINISM?!? THATS RIGHT WE OWN YOU, YOU ARE FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE OF US SO KNEEL DOWN BEFORE US YOU SCANTILY CLAD WHORE
  • me: thats kind of sexist of you
  • feminists: honestly you are soo problematic, i can't be sexist because im feminist duh

tlblah  asked:

I love how they made Robin someone who would appeal to Zelena, and Regina's dark side. I think it would be great to see Robin push both of the sisters to be their worst evilest self. And if he did get killed, it would give them a reason to take it out on everyone else. What do you think? (oh you were right on the money when you said that Marian was the positive influence on Robin Hood. Without her he is his worst self)

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE this Robin? If I’ve been keeping that to myself, I’m gonna tell you right now—I love, love, LOVE this Robin! :-D This is what makes an interesting character! Lol! God, he had some of the best lines throughout this episode! This one was my fave:

Robin: “I came here for a fresh start! You know, people to rob, places to drink, women to meet. But, you see, I’m not gonna get any of that, not with your sister threatening to reform me at every step.”

OH, I love that line! I love how he made reformation and going straight a dirty word and deed. Because, legit, Robin of Locksley wasn’t one for royalty (Maid Marian notwithstanding). He robbed from the rich and gave to himself and his men (and whoever hung out with them in the woods). He HATED the Sheriff of Nottingham and/or Prince John (depending on your version of Robin Hood). On this show, they had Robin Hood canoodling with the fucking Evil Queen! Like, no! The real Robin Hood wouldn’t have done that! The real Robin Hood would’ve tried his darnest to screw her over. Canoodling with the Queen would’ve been the equivalent of sleeping with Prince John. This Robin Hood is more like the real character of Robin Hood than the other Robin Hood ever was!

And this Robin Hood is a helluva lot more interesting.

So, basically, what I said about Robin Hood AT THE BEGINNING OF 6B looks like it’s hitting the nail right on the head. And I even like the fact that he doesn’t give two shits about the babies. He’s like, “She’s all yours!” And Zelena’s like, “Oh.” I’m gonna GIF her green fireballs and her changing moods, because they were simply awesome and hilarious, and Bex played them perfectly! Lol!

Robin Hood being here is starting to bring out the holes in Regina’s whole reformation/redemption storyline. See…practically the only reason that Regina has reformed herself is because of Robin Hood. She thinks that the dude is supposed to be her happiness. He’s supposed to be her happy ending. That’s what she thinks, so she’s done what she’s always done before—she’s bent over backwards to try to attain that Happy Ending. She “changed” in order to get him. But did Regina really change who she was as a character? Or did she just adjust her attitude in order to get something she wanted?

I remember there have been times all throughout the life of this blog, especially in the beginning, when I would constantly use the same phrase to talk about Regina (or Rumple, or Killian, or Emma, or Snow, etc.), and that phrase came from Adam and Eddy and what they learned from writing for Lost, and that phrase was “Character trumps mythology.” I said that Regina, at her very core, was selfish. Everything was about her, it was about her Happy Ending, when something went wrong and karma caught up with her, the universe was out to get her, she was constantly whining about how others (rightfully) perceived her. Regina is a character obsessed with her Happy Ending in the same vein that the Evil Queen (from the stories) was obsessed with beauty. And that aspect of her personality has never truly changed throughout the series. It’s remained constant from beginning to now. Everything that Regina did, she did to attain her happiness, her Happy Ending (or what she perceives to be her Happy Ending), and that includes “changing” in order to attain it. But do you see the irony of that statement? Regina’s “changing”, but she’s not truly changing. Not really. Her entire shift in demeanor is rooted in her basic personality traits. She once perceived casting the Dark Curse as her Happy Ending, and so she renewed her vendetta against Snow White to attain it. She once perceived Henry as her Happy Ending, so she drank a memory potion to force herself to choose him over herself. She perceived Robin Hood as her Happy Ending and so she “reformed herself” in order to keep him.

Whatever Regina thinks is her Happy Ending, she’ll change herself to keep. This chic is like a chameleon! The more she changes, the more she actually stays the same. It’s…kinda funny, actually. :-P

Anyway! So I said at the beginning of the season that Regina’s whole storyline with Robin Hood (and Zelena and the EQ) this season was akin to the storyline between Jekyll, Hyde and Mary—it’s designed to reveal exactly who the monster is between the three/four characters. Between Jekyll and Hyde, Hyde was perceived as the monster, Jekyll was perceived as the man, and Mary was the mirror—she was the one who reflected the truth beneath the skin. It turned out Jekyll was the monster and Hyde was the man. Now you have a similar situation between Regina, the Evil Queen, Zelena and Robin. The Evil Queen is perceived as the monster, Regina as the good woman, and Zelena is stuck in the middle having to choose between the both of them. And then here comes Robin. In the same vein as Mary, Robin acts as the mirror. His entire personality being different from what Regina originally thought is the functional equivalent of Mary being a passionate vixen who would willingly sleep with Hyde on their first date (rather than wait until marriage, as what was expected of her), the complete opposite of what Jekyll originally thought of her. Mary fell for Hyde the same way that Zelena appeals to Robin Hood. So the only thing left now, in order to hit the perfect trifecta with the Jekyll/Hyde parallels, is for Regina to completely embrace her dark side once again the same way Jekyll transformed into a monster and killed Mary.

And what do you know?! There’s a Regina vs. Evil Queen showdown in the next episode! Fancy that! ;-)

Why do I feel like Humpty Dumpty is about to put herself back together again? Lol!

You know what’d be hilarious? If Regina actually ends up being the one to kill this version of Robin Hood (just like Jekyll killed Mary). That’d be fantastic, actually! :-D

If Page 23 was Regina and Robin’s alternate meeting, perhaps this “Page 23” (the episode title) will be Robin’s alternate death (at Regina’s hands), their alternate ending.

Anyway, the way I see it, Robin’s there to showcase how Regina’s “reformation” is not a true reformation. She’s changed, but not because she wanted to. She did it in order to get something she wanted. It’s like the equivalent of bribing a baby with candy to get them to stop screaming, rather than teaching the baby to behave and the baby learning to do so. It’s a subtle difference in the short run, but it makes a big difference in the long run. Regina’s used Robin as her crutch the whole time he was alive. He was her reason to stay away from the darkness. Now, not only is he gone, but now she’s looking at a doppelgänger of him who embraces that same darkness she was just weaned off of. It’s like…a sober twin and an alcoholic twin. Regina was with the sober twin and quit drinking, and now, all of a sudden, she’s with the alcoholic twin. Dollars to donuts, that bitch is gonna go right back to drinking all over again. If she even remotely wants to keep this Robin, then right back down that dark, dank hole she’s gonna fall. If Regina’s acting this good in the beginning, then she’ll be as evil as fuck by the end of the season. Compare that to Killian’s storyline (they’re foil parallels), where he’s doing all the wrong things now and beating himself up in the beginning, only to do all the right things later and be hailed as a hero by the end of the season.

Always be suspicious of a situation that starts out good at the beginning of the season. Because that situation is likely to flip to something shitty by the end. And vice versa. That’s how Adam and Eddy write.

Anyway…did I answer the question? We don’t have quite all the information yet to see exactly why Regina is going to get involved with the Black Fairy by the end of the season. All I’m fairly positive about is that she does, and that this Robin is the one who pushes her to that end. And that she falls back down to darkness the exact same way she rose out of it—through Robin (and Henry probably also starts treating her similar to how he did in S1 as a reaction to her return to darkness).

Wow, we’re all just in freefall back to S1 standards, aren’t we? Regina’s going evil again, Captain Swan’s having a baby, Henry’s telling it like it is to Regina and messing around with his storybook, there’s a curse that’s gonna be cast, a baby gets given up and grows up alone, a grown-up kid comes back to town to rescue his people from his Evil great-grandmother’s clutches, there’s a wedding and a TLK and the Final Battle finally beginning. Seems like this show is finally getting off the ground! After six years of setup!

About fucking time, if you ask me!

What was this episode called again? Oh, yeah! Ill-Boding Patterns (like the Repeating History patterned theme, which always bodes ill for everyone)?

Thanks so much for the question! I hope you have a great rest-of-the-week! :D

FYI JOEY TRIBBIANI WAS SUPER BISEXUAL KDMDMMDN. like. he acted offended when chandler strongly denied that they were a couple and demanded to kno if chandler was too good for him. he literally MADE ross practice dirty talk on him. he kisses chandler regularly. he snuggles w chandler all the timE. HE INSERTS HIMSELF INTO CHANDLER AND ROSS’ LOVE LIVES AND LIVES VICARIOUSLY THRU THE WOMEN HIS FRIENDS HOOK UP WITH. HE BUYS CHANDLER DINNER AND ALMOST NEVER GOES ON DATES WITHOJT CHANDLER AS A WINGMAN. CHANDLER SOMEHOW ALWAYS KNOWS THE INTIMATE DETAILS OF JOEYS ONE NIGHT SYAND S AND VICE VERSA AND THEY JOKE ABT THREESOMES A L O T. JOEY ALWAYS GETS JEALOUS WHENEEVR CHANDLER GETS BACK TOGETHER WITH JANICE/OTHER MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS. aLso chandler is fjcminf queer fuck me up oh my god tbis is queerbaiting but i love JOEY TRIBBIANI MY BI DADD Y

10

”I don’t have time for your little crush on Carter”

  • me: I love Eminem.
  • Tumblr: Eminem is homophobic and racist and sexist and how could a women ever like Eminem.
  • me: .... anyway...
  • Me: I love Hamilton
  • Tumblr: the musical is shitty about mentally ill people which means you're shitty to mentally ill people
  • Me: wHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? ...anyways...
  • Me: i love dramione
  • Tumblr: UGH YOU'RE AN ABUSE APOLOGIST
  • me; .....Draco and Hermione aren't real but okay
  • Me: ZUTARA LOOKS SO COOL I LOVE
  • Tumblr: *ding dong the problematic song begins to play*
  • Me: what the fuck
  • Me: i love reylo
  • Tumblr: OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE MOST REPREHENSIBLE PERSON IN THE WORLD FOR BEING AN ABUSE APOLOGIST, PAEDOPHILE, RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, MYSOGYNISTIC, [INSERT BUZZWORD HERE] LITTLE TWAT. I SWEAR-
  • me: okay listen,,,, chill,,,,
  • A Reylo: OMG I AM SO DISAPPOINTED BY THE INTERNALIZED RACISM IN THIS FANDOM
  • Me: CUNTS LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS FICTION, A PIECE OF FICTION YOU FUCKHOLES, THERE IS NOT A SINGLE REASON WE SHOULD BE FIGHTING. YOU! *points to anti* GET A LIFE! YOU BLOG MORE ABOUT REYLO THAN I DO! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! *points to reylo* NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RACISM I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BOTH MAKE ME WANNA LEAVE TUMBLR AND TAKE TWENTY EIGHT XANAX and SOME RAT POISON THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
  • People: *staring*
  • Me: I'm sorry.