oh god i love the sea

And my god, I hope you wake up one morning to someone who loves you like you’re a sunflower and they’re desperate to keep you alive.
I hope you dance with them in the small space of your kitchen floor, messy hair and tired eyes because you both been up all night watching movies again.
I hope you laugh with them in a way you never did with anyone else, head tilted back and lips apart as you let out every sound your laugh can possibly make and I hope to god you don’t try to cover your mouth. And if you do, because that’s okay, I know I sometimes do, I hope they stop you.
I hope they grab your hand before it ever comes in contact with your lips and I hope they hold it to their chest as they watch you with kind loving eyes. Because fuck, everyone knows you deserve it. And I hope you find someone who’ll accept you.
I hope they accept your messy hair in the early morning of the day and I hope they accept the way you sometimes talk too much and can’t seem to stop when you’re nervous or how you still cry yourself to sleep on some nights.
I hope they hold you and kiss you on the places where you’re most insecure at and I hope to god you let them.
I hope you find someone who makes you happy, even when you feel like sometimes, life is too hard for you. And I hope that when you both come across a tough situation and it comes down to a choice where you are one of them,
I hope they choose you. Every goddamn time, I hope they choose you.
—  A.M//for you

A conversation I had with an atheist friend:

Them: “So, you believe in a mighty sky wizard?  You?”

Me: “No.”

Them: “Oh, good. I-”

Me: “I believe in a trickster sea wizard, a poetic blacksmith goddess, a trio of bloodied, prophetesses and a highly skilled, porridge-loving, well endowed god.”

Them: “…alright then.”

Me: “They say hi.”

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZAYN (JAN 12, 1993) ♡

I know y'all love pinning Lance, but pls consider PINNING SHIRO. Shiro who sees this cute guy once and kind of has his shit eating grin remembered in his head for a while and it’s instantly recognizable and he has no idea why. Shiro who after becoming a paladin and hears Lance’s pickup lines is WEAK to them and he has no idea why bc they’re so fucking horrible but internally he’s melting??? Shiro who tries not to be awkward around Lance one he realizes he’s pinning hardcore, but fails and just gets confusion from Lance bc “Shiro are you okay” no Lance he’s in love and has no idea how to fucking cope with that Shiro who slips up once and Lance immediately notices and has the slow realization that “oh my god Shiro has a crush on me” which turns to “YES SHIRO HAS A CRUSH ON ME” which leads to them starting to awkwardly date bc Lance is a very outgoing person and I see Shiro as being a bit reserved at first until he becomes more familiar with the fact that wow he’s actually dating Lance and it didn’t blow up in his face

I left my jacket in my friends truck and when I got it back this was left in the pocket.
You are so beautiful
I wish I could spend
every minute with you
and I miss you every
minute that I’m not
I could spend years
telling you all the
things I like about
you
So I’m just gonna
say in our solar
system there’s 9
planets, 204 countries,
809 islands, 7 seas,
and I have had
the privilege to meet
you
You to me are
1 in 7 billion and
theres no one else
Id rather spend time with than you

*sidenote*
I’m really sorry for
all the stuff that’s
been happening
lately

OP CHARACTERS AS SHIT ME AND MY SISTER SAID
  • “Shut the fuck up, I’m nice.”: Kidd
  • “Get your smelly ramen body away from me.”: Jewelry bonney
  • “In my next life, I want to be a sea cucumber. I do the same at the moment anyways, just eating dirt and swaying from side to side. Perfect life.”: Usopp
  • “Do you think animals know when we fart?”: Luffy
  • “STOP BREATHING SO LOUD!”: Nami
  • “I don’t want them to think that I’m a mess.” - “But you ARE a mess.” - “They don’t need to know tho!”: Sanji & Zoro
  • “Oh my god, this is so disgusting…. I love it.”: Doffy
  • *shes texting me* “Your phone is in my room.” -Two minutes Later- “oh my god”: Shanks
  • “Where’s a trash can?” *points at me* “There.”: Franky
  • “Please stop talking, it’s too early for your voice.”: Law
  • “Can you move a bit?” - “I WAS BORN BEFORE YOU, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO LAY HERE!” - “THIS IS MY BED!”: Ace & Sabo
  • *she comes into my room, throws a pillow at me and leaves without saying anything*: Dragon
  • “I’m like the gucci from this family, you’re like walmart.”: Crocodile
  • “I’m not saying you’re the most annoying person ever, but that’s exactly what I’m saying.”: Law again

Love is a bittersweet false prophet,
a two faced sacrosanct god,
an idol whose altar I worship at.

It’s aching, longing,
tearing apart heart strings,
eating up galaxies inside me.


I chase it down with a shot of vodka,
and pretend it’s burning can drown out my love.


I know it’s just a mix of chemicals.
Human euphoria with man made drugs.


Just my brain telling my heart to get really fucked up,
and oh how I do, over you.
(and I do it a lot.)


Love is a cult,
and I’m straight in the fucking middle of it,
open arms, chanting hippie mantras.


I’ll carve my heart into a mandala for you,
I’ll sow you a tapestry of my devotion.


I’m in an open field and
you are the meadow grass swallowing me up,
carry me away, enfold me in your arms.


I am a flower and you are the soil,
I bloom and you eat me up.


I can’t help it when I see you,
hands are always reaching, wanting, longing.


I have to stop my fingers from curling around yours,
or dragging across the curve of your cheek,
the hollow of your neck.


I have to stop my head from finding your shoulder,
my lips from parting for yours.


Love is a preacher,
and I am the congregation under his song.
Oh lord, how I pray.


Love is a siren,
and I am the ship of men,
Oh sea, drown me today.


Love is the fucking sun,
and I am the planet in it’s love struck cosmic embrace,
Oh gravity, take me away.


Love is longing, reaching, wanting
and fuck oh god, 
You don’t know how bad I want to.
You don’t know how bad I want you.

—  when I make you laugh it’s not like when I make other people laugh, because I don’t still hear their voice in my dreams for weeks. 
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Interview with Michael Rooker - Speakeasy  [x]

“I discovered that actually I`m quite a introverted person.” - about playing Henry in `Henry portrait of a serial killer`.

“Double prosthetic hand job…Oh, wow, did I just say that?!” - the time he got offered to play the role of a sniper killer with two prosthetic hands. 

“I`m probably the only man alive who had the opportunity to mount Al Pacino - about playing against Pacino in `Sea of Love.

“Ten year olds climbing pass me like it`s nothing. It was sad. I was blown away, I went back to my hotel, got a drink, sat down; I`m never climbing again!” - about his training for Cliffhanger.

“Oh my god! He`s got a gun!” -  the time when Michael got skunked (too funny!)

One day at a time (chapter 5) Lin-Manuel x Reader

Part1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

Masterlist

Sorry this has been a LONG time coming. I’ve had a lot of life stuff happen in the last month and it’s meant I haven’t really felt like writing.  It also means that this chapter is possibly a bit too angst ridden. Sorry about that (not sorry)

Summary: After a random meeting on Tinder you begin a long distance relationship with Lin while he films Mary Poppins in London. It’s all fluff and sweetness and light until your ex lies and convinces Lin that you are back together, threatening your long distance relationship.

Word Count: 5,232

Warnings: Remember when this started out as fluff? Pro tip: don’t try writing fluff after going through a breakup IRL.

A/N: There’s a lot of discourse on rpf at the moment. This is a rpf and is tagged as such so if that’s not for you then don’t read, and I hope we can still be friends.

Tags: @coolschmoolzines @iputmyselfintothenarrative @invisiblerambler @mofoing-democraftic-republican @thedoctorsnerdgirl @21phantasticromances @buckybarneshairpullingkink @nesthemonster @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens @rebel-with-cause @picklessfights @hamilton-gaygod @internalbullshit @whynotfollowthebutterflies @phantastic-fandoms @lovebug1313 @countessofkrolock @pegs-schuyler @pamplemousse-m @sleepretreat @lostinmusicals

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Remember the time you used to date Lin-Manuel Miranda? Yeah that was weird.

What a strange sentence to tumble round your brain. The strangest part was that it was in past tense. ‘Dated’. As in you used to date him but not anymore. As in, you fell in love with him far too quickly and your life ruining ex-girlfriend decided to stomp on both your hearts. As in he’s a million miles away across the sea and he’s no longer speaking to you and  maybe you should let it go.

I’ve been standing at the edge of the water…

Oh god.

long as I can remember, never really knowing why…

Not now.

You cringed and closed your eyes as the familiar sounds of the Moana soundtrack blasted out across the tannoy in Target. It was maybe the 6th time you’d heard that song that week while trying to go about your daily life. You abandoned your cart and marched towards the nearest exit. Not today, Satan, not today.

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anonymous asked:

Blog recs?

i havent done this in a while and i could use some positivity so heres the exact opposite of a shit list (in no order or like,,, most recent to least recent follow bc im just getting these from my following list so i dont forget anyone lol)

  • @nikiiforovs i only followed and started talking to her recently but shes super nice and really talented at making graphics??? google how do i be like liz enter
  • @mysanitynotfound is The Kindest!!! what a darling!!!!! she let me rant about one of my favorite characters in a show she doesnt even watch like when will ur fav ever??
  • the mods of @askoppositeotayuri are super sweet and the art is ADORABLE
  • @voltron-and-chill67 DESERVES THE WORLD AND HER MAKEUP?? ON POINT. WHAT A TREASURE
  • @dicktor-thicciforov has the best url ever??? i havent talked to them much yet but theyre still cool aND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT LIFE IS STRANGE WITH THEM :(((
  • @yourplisetsky / @otabottom sub beka is the best ALSO THEYRE SUPER NICE AND I WANT TO TALK TO THEM BUT KJHFKJHF
  • @meimagino a loser
    no im kidding shes extremely kind and has the best responses to everything ever also a fantastic writer and she lets me call her ‘mei’ 
  • @yuratchka-speaks super sweet!! has the best headcanons and her voice for yuri makes me weak at the knees
  • @kanekkis an aMAZING writer idk how she manages to churn out fics so quickly also REALLY FUN TO TALK TO ILY ELLE
  • @justanxietythings im too shy to talk to them much but their fics??? i cant deal??? FUCk?? also my co-captain in the “mila and yuri are platonic soulmates” boat
  • @katsu-nikii adorable art and seems really nice but im shy!! also a fellow filipino so i really want to talk to them and maybe like eat at jollibee with them 
  • @aphhun too talented for words i cant dEAL with her!! also endlessly kind?? wtf?? sami leave some for the rest of us
  • @daddybek KIM UR AMAZING literally the kindest and sweetest person on this earth also rly pretty HOW DO I DEAL!!!
  • @novocaine-sea fellow “oh my god sometimes the yoi fandom is just Too Problematic” person love u aja
  • @viktuuri-pork my bes!!! somehow amazing at music and art at the same time like leave some talent for the rest of us >:(( ALSO I’LL MEET HER IRL SOMEDAY THIS I VOW
  • @dandybek the dandiest… but also the sweetest!! and the strongest!!! what a blessing 
  • @otabaeplisetsky best older sis figure!!! also the kindest and the prettiest how do i deal
  • @kawaiilo-ren intimidates the fuck out of me but theyre really sweet?? and talented??? notice me senpai
  • @draco-rys intimidating at first tbh but really talented?? and kind!! and les mis trash which i appreciate
  • @tecochet NADIA!! SO PURE SO KIND BYE!! and has the softest art ever did u know ur art is still my ipad homescreen heheh
  • @sarah-yyy every time she notices me my heart stops tbh they have THE BEST fics ever??? also if ur into les mis specifically e/r ur in luck
  • @otayuriism the chillest of them all, that cool kid next door u kinda want to talk to but at the same time ur hella intimidated by id like to marry her someday
  • @boxwineconfession the man. the myth. the legend. the creator of fawl. drunk 25/8
  • @fuku-shuu my go to source for the Hip New Happenings and amazing art in the fandom, also very kind and approachable!!
  • @nikiforohv i wouldnt be surprised if shes starting to get creeped out by my admiration for her but. here i am. doin it again
  • @seeyounextlevel MOTHER!!! super talented and pretty and the queen of snapchat *viktor voice* wow amazing
  • @nooowestayandgetcaught salt friend!! riverdale friend!!! i dont talk to them much but when i do its always a great time :’)
  • @felicitatem meta on point?? beautiful?? cute art?? incredibly kind?? when will ur fave!!!
  • @otayuri-queen i miss u wifey!!! but has super cute art and is incredibly kind, but we all know she a bitch inside :^) im kidding ily
  • @kingotabek honestly idk much about them just that every time i see a fic from them i die

plus a lot more but this is long enough as it is so COUGHJSDK

If Jamie and Claire could text : seeing Jamie/"Alessandro" on the beach in Voyager Edition [[BOOK SPOILERS]]
  • Claire: JAMIE
  • Claire: oh thank god I CAN SEE YOU
  • Claire: who the bloody hell are those soldiers you're wth??
  • Jamie: Marsali lass, stay hidden, d'ye hear?
  • Jamie: and since when do you use such unladylike language?
  • Claire: oh Christ sorry
  • Claire: this is marsali's phone but it's me
  • Claire: ClAire
  • Jamie: ---
  • Jamie: CLAORIRE?
  • Jamie: TRUKLYTT???
  • Claire: truly
  • Claire: I'll prove it
  • Claire: you dropped your phone in the sand right before those last messages
  • Claire: and now you've got your hand on your heart and look like you're about to pass out
  • Claire: OH MY GOD JUST GOT A FULL VIEW OF
  • Claire: //THE BEARD//
  • Claire: Jesus h roosevelt CHRSIT!
  • Jamie: Christ, mnd
  • Jamie: when i learned the gddm porpoise had taken ye
  • Claire: god I know
  • Claire: and I left my phone on the bloody Artemis so i couldn't reassure you
  • Jamie: and then I came for ye learned that ye'd been lost in the storm and
  • Claire: oh my love
  • Claire: you must have been frantic, I know I certainly
  • Jamie: and THEN
  • Jamie: to learn that //NO//
  • Jamie: ye'd JUMPED INTO A HURRICANE SEA //OF UOUR OWN FREE WILL//
  • Claire: have I ever complimented you on how you can text without looking at the screen?
  • Claire: That's terribly impressive darling, you must show me how it's done
  • Jamie: DINNA CHANGE THE SUBJECT
  • Jamie: YE COULD HAVE //DIED// CLAIRE
  • Claire: well, YES
  • Claire: but to be fair
  • Claire: I could die any day living in this century
  • Jamie: HOW HAVE YE SURVIVED THIS LONG IN LIFE?
  • Jamie: IMPULSIVE FECKING MANIAC OF A WOMAN
  • Claire: NOW who's talking all unladylike?
  • Claire: if it counts for anything
  • Claire: i'm ecstatic to see you
  • Claire: and i'm happy you're safe
  • Jamie: *sigh*
  • Jamie: i'm happy you're safe, too, ssnch
  • Jamie: i'm glad you're no' dead or in danger
  • Jamie: for the moment
  • Claire: WHAT?
  • Jamie: nevermind
  • Jamie: everything will be fine
  • Jamie: prbably
  • Claire: what exactly is the plan with these soldier brutes?
  • Jamie: oh,
  • Jamie: tie them up in the hold until further notice
  • Claire: and //i'm// allegedly the foolhardy one in this marriage
  • Claire: do you SEE how heavily fcking armed they are???
  • Jamie: dnf, ssnch
  • Claire: jhrc
  • Jamie: where are ye
  • Jamie: need to see ye for a moment
  • Jamie: **need to have my hands on your arse for a moment
  • Claire: ahem this is your daughter's phone, remember?
  • Jamie: SHIT
  • Jamie: delete that
  • Jamie: but in all seriousness
  • Jamie: I need to touch you in some moderately indecent fashion
  • Jamie: right this minute
  • Claire: i'll meet you near the big palm tree at your 4:00
  • Claire: watch out for snakes
  • Jamie: on my way
  • Jamie: tho i think that's better advice for *you* right now, mnd
  • Claire: what ?
  • Claire: oh AhAHAH
  • Claire: charming
  • Claire: just how "moderate" is the indecency you have in mind?
  • Jamie: getting more extreme by the minute
  • Claire: DEFINITELY leaving this entire chat for marsali to peruse
  • Jamie: dinnaevencare jsut get over here and take a look at this ferocious snake
Like Real People Do

Derek blinked his eyes open, feeling the afternoon sunlight hitting his face. The soft breeze rustles the curtains, bringing in the smell of Lago di Garda. He felt everything was in soft-focus, the humid summer air surrounding him. His bare legs stuck to the cotton sheets. The low hum of the air conditioner, soothing him back into the mattress. Rubbing sleep from his eyes, he turned over towards the warm body next to him. Derek hummed at the sight of his boyfriend and lightly started tracing patterns onto his freckled skin. The heat of his skin was warmer than usual, his sunburnt shoulders radiating heat. Derek knew that the sun had tired him out, but he couldn’t help but tease. “We didn’t come to Italy just so you could sleep all day.” Derek said.

Will struggled to look at him, “’M tired.” His eyelids dropping, “plus it’s too hot.” He added shortly.

Derek rolled his eyes, and sat up and stretched. He felt the bed dip as Will slowly sat up behind him. Will softly kissed his back, mumbling something under his breath. Derek huffed out a laugh, “What was that?”

“Wanna eat.”

“Oh sorry, I’m still too sensitive from last night.”

“God, shut up. You know what I mean.” Will said.

Derek thought of last night, dancing barefoot in between the villas. The sea and cigarette smoke fragranced the air. Their bodies silhouetted by the moonlight on white sheets. Making love, soft and sweet, with wine flavored lips. Skin sticky from nectar and sweat. Falling asleep to the faintest whisper of Italian music.

Will kissed his neck softly, “Derek” he whined.

Derek turned into Will’s embrace, kissing him slowly. His chapped lips still tasting faintly of cherry wine. Derek felt as if this was how his soul would finally find rest. In the arms of the boy he loves, slowly trading kisses back and forth. Whispering nothing but beautiful words to each other.

“I love you.”

“Love you too. I’m still hungry though.”  

Glory and Gore (Seventeen As Greek Gods)

Jeonghan: Aphrodite – beauty, love, lust. He would be oh so perfect in a flower crown and flowing white outfit, ensnaring everyone with his god-like beauty, being in charge of love and lust and having many lovers himself because of this. Tell me that you can imagine him being birthed from the sea.

DK/Seokmin: Apollo – manly beauty, music, arts, healing. The arts and music had to be a member of the vocal unit, singing sweet songs from the top of Mount Olympus, and healing reminds me of his smile and his all around sunshine. And I find that there is something particularly manly about his looks. He would likely have many falling for him with his beautiful singing voice and gorgeous looks, but would spend his time looking out for people and healing than dealing in love and lust.

Woozi/Jihoon: Ares – war, bloodshed, violence. People often associate him with being so small and angry and I love the idea of him being in control of war and violence. I imagine him being the calmest god, reining over such terrible things. He would think of it as a hobbie to deal in the affairs of violence, knowing that humans are so easily riled up and will go to war over anything, and would enjoy winding them up and watching the results of the disasters that he could create. But he would also love holding back, knowing that he had the power to keep the peace and that he was the only barrier between the people and chaos of the entire world.

Joshua/Jisoo: Hestia – the virgin of hearth, home, chastity. Bringing in his wholesomeness and purity. Him being a beautiful and pure god no matter what, always having the highest morals and best ideals, wanting the best for the other gods and the humans down on earth. He would never argue, always being entirely pleasant and calm, sometimes getting on the nerves of the other gods with this trait of his personality.

Seungkwan: Hera – marriage, women, childbirth. (This is going to sound entirely strange) but because he loves his own mother so much, I love the idea of him caring for all mothers in general. Him taking on this pure and caring role, using his passion to vouch for people and look out for what’s best for them. He would see the purity in children and want to protect it, and see the strength in mothers and families and want the rest of the gods to see that too.

Seungcheol/S.Coups: Poseidon – seas, rivers, floods, earthquakes. He controls things that are so chaotic, yet essentially to all life. Water being the key to all life. He is calm and in control, being a good mater to the essential life and making it a calm and beautiful element to earth. He would be incredibly humble and peaceful, well-rounded as a god, but during the rare times when his temper would break, would see the earth’s worst disasters, the marks of his emotional breakage leaving scars on the earth.

Wonwoo: Athena – reason, wisdom, knowledge. The goddess herself was rumored to have been born fully armoured, and the idea of that roughness balanced so perfectly with the calmness of intelligence and reason. He would seem incredibly tough and brooding, would intimidate the other gods with his presence, and when called to war, in times when he would have to fight, he would dominate. But he would also be incredibly calm and reasonable, being the highness of intelligence and knowledge.

Vernon/Hansol: Hermes – travel, communication, language, writing. Him as a scholar, showing his colours as a brain. He is more of a bridge between the gods, he helps them communicate and resolve the conflicts that come up with their larger than life personalities. He is incredibly important because of this, but his presence is taken for granted. He lets his emotions fall on the back burner, and lets logic lead him where he needs to go. He is the great neutral here, on the scale of chaos, evil, and good.

Jun/Junhui: Dionysus – parties, festival, madness, ecstasy. In the realm of gods, he is essentially the sex-crazed, partying, drunk frat boy. He doesn’t give a fuck about having any real responsibly, and just wants himself and everyone around him to have ‘fun’.

Hoshi/Soonyoung: Artemis – animals, harvest, wilderness. Him being more wholesome and pure, caring and bright. Having the responsibility over nature and being on the peaceful side of side. Showing his goodness.

Minghao/The8: Hephaestus – metalworking, fire, crafts. Ruling over something as power and destructive as fire, having a severe and incredibly destructive temper, but being able to control it. He himself not being controlled by anger, rather being able to do something good with it and create. He would seem grumpy and intimidating to others, but he would simply just have a passion for his craft. Playing an incredibly important role among the gods, creating both armor to protect and weapons to sway the fate of their fights.

Dino/Chan: Hades – the ruler of the underworld, death, lost souls. I genuinely believe he has a dark side and he could make the move to make such a serious betrayal to end up as ruler of the underworld. And he would love this role so damn much. He would brood and get every ounce of enjoyment out of being evil. He would make his presence fill a room, going to every possibly extent to make sure that people knew he was the baddest motherfucker around.

Mingyu: Persephone – described as Hades’ “consort” in the underworld. He also has some darkness in him. And tell me that you don’t love the idea of the maknae ruling over someone in hell. But just the both of them committing crimes together, soaking up in all their evilness. It’s the best part of this whole AU.  

(A/N: me and Jaycen were discussing this yesterday and I came up with this. I thought you guys might enjoy this as well, so I wanted to post it. -Tanisha<3)

anonymous asked:

Yuuri: Viktor, is your name Google? Cause you are everything I've search for :)

Viktor turns fully towards him with a swirl of his skates, and he’s every inch of those unfairly good looking models from shampoo commercials, hair flipping in front of his face only to be swept back by an impalpable breeze (they’re in a closed ambient, how is that even possible).

His mouth slowly stretches into a full toothed, beaming smile, and that’s definitely a blush, isn’t it?

“Yuuri!” is the only warning before he’s got his arms full of excited russian man, and he would fall on his ass, had he been not so thoroughly trained for this particular occasion (that is, Viktor deciding to launch into his arms despite being on a very slippery surface perched on knife shoes). “Did you look it up for me?” Viktor inquires into his neck, sounding incredibly smitten and awed.

Yuuri sheepisly nods, and Viktor makes a squealing noise and starts rubbing his cold nose on his cheek, cooing and swaying them on the ice like a ship in rough sea. “You love me so much,” he tuts, super embarrassingly.

“Yeah, yeah,” Yuuri says, because it’s absolutely true and his husband is a giant baby, and Viktor hugs him even more tightly and makes a high pitched noise, like he’s about to start crying.

Yaaaaakov,” Yurio hurls, skating past them with a grimace “they’re being disgusting again!” 

Can’t Help Falling In Love (Jacob x Reader)

Originally posted by fandcm-world

Summary: Jake finds out that you can play the piano, and asks you to play a song for him.

Warnings: Nada.

Author’s Note: wowzas okay here’s a lil jacob imagine for you today !! i really recommend listening to elvis presley’s can’t help falling in love (or you could listen to twenty one pilots’ or dodie clark’s covers of it) since obvs it was my inspiration for this imagine. hope you enjoy it !!

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anonymous asked:

What happens tho? Do the pens have to go searching for a way to keep sid on land? Do they have to fight the kingdom? Does geno have to fight his betrothed? Does the media find out? Are the rookies now terrified? Is everyone freaking out? How do they fix it? Does it happen the Conor is actually also a mermaid who did the same as sid but he's not royal but he's knows who sid is? Does Conor know some magical way to keep sid or does he offer something like finding true happiness or love? Ily x

“You’re a mermaid?” Tanger is shouting. “Why didn’t you tell us?”

“I’m a Mer,” Sidney shoots back, wincing when Geno puts the hair blow dryer a little too close. Geno whispers an apology, but he doesn’t look away from Sidney’s tail. “And I’m male. I’m not a mermaid.”

“Not my fucking point! This is—this is huge. Why did you keep this from us?”

“What am I supposed to say, Tanger?” Sidney yells. “That I have a fish tail? Your kind doesn’t believe in the Mer. You’d think I was crazy.”

“This whole thing is crazy!” He puts two fingers to his temple, then breathes deeply. “Fuck. I’m sorry. Look, I think we can all agree that you’re still our captain, even if you’re…you’re a mermaid—“

“Mer,” Conor cuts in, very quietly. “We’re called Mer.”

Tanger whips around, as do the rest of the team who are trying to avoid staring directly at Sidney’s tail. “Excuse me?”

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