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i need to be stopped oh my god i just out-angsted myself by listening to sad ost music and imagining Lance getting badly injured and Keith being so worried he starts crying and Lance is like trying to lighten the mood even though he’s hurting really bad and Keith just cant sTOP HIMSELF FROM LAUGHING MISREBLY BECAUSE GOD DAMN IT LANCE IM SCARED FOR YOU AND YOURE OVER HERE MEMEING I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE YOU AND CORAN TELLING KEITH THAT LANCE WILL BE OKAY BUT HE’S STILL JUST SO WORRIED I-

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Kyungsoo touched Jongin’s face during Growl performance theory.

A video posted by @kkaisoo on Jan 10, 2016 at 2:58am PST

This is the video that I’m going to talk about.

Before you continue, I’ll remind you that shit is about to get delusional and there’ll be shit ton of cussing and me being a sarcastic bitch, while I’m at it everything that I’ll say here is not a fact although I think it is facts and everything that I’ll say here is my opinions. Thank you!

…After watching this video for 4896374 times I am left with hundreds of questions. When I saw this of course I fucking shit my asshole and I had a meantal breakdown. Some of my questions are, what was Jongin’s face during that time? Other members, how did they react? What happened next? Was Jongin annoyed? What happened after the performance? 

This video is only 13 fucking seconds and it’s not enough to satisfy my delusional brain and it doesn’t help that I’m skeptical, I always fucking question things and here I am writing my theory. As I said, this video is too short for my liking so I went to YouTube and searched for different angles of this performance as much as I can. Downloaded them all, made them into gifs, and boom, a theory was born.

Let’s start with Kyungsoo and Minseok mischievously smiling at each other right before Kyungsoo’s verse started.

Alright, this is an angle where we could see Kyungsoo smile no sHit.  You see that smile? This bitch is hiding something. I can fucking smell it Do Kyungsoo. Now, let’s look at and angle where we could see Minseok smiling back at him.

It’s a little blurry but you can survive. In the first set of gifs you could clearly see Minseok smile but people will shit on my head and they’ll be doubtful. So here I am, showing you a different angle. Their smiles were the one that lead me to question this whole thing. Those smiles are usually the kind of smiles that friends exchange with each other when they planned stupid shit. I don’t know about you but that is how I smile at my friend when we indeed planned something.

You could just tell me that they’re just casually smiling at each other but since I’m a fucking trash this is not normal and you can’t tell me what to do. And so I investigated and investigated, and investigated…

And it lead me to another point.

Plenty of people just simply watched this video and screamed their head off not even curious what Jongin did/looked like when Kyungsoo was touching him. If you’re curious (which I thought you would be because you’re reading this post) then here is what he looked like during those times:

YOU SEE HOW FUCKING SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HE IS?¿?”:\

dRAG ME TO HELL BUT YOU CAN’T DENY HE LOOKED BOTHERED AS FUCK

DOESN’T THAT SCREAM SEXUAL TENSION TO YOU OR ARE YOU JUST BLIND??¿’;{54

BITCH PLEASE

I’m not even going to forget to mention that he glanced at Kyungsoo two times during this gifs period. Go back and see for yourself. And I’m not even going to forget that he was breathing hard and did you see the way he tenses up? HELLO? Someone help this horny child out of his blazer please.

He can’t even look at Kyungsoo when he was touching him. I wonder how many rounds did they fuck that night? 1? 2? 9? 3598750?

Jongin was probably eye fucking Kyungsoo at that time after he touched him. He always eye fucks him anyways.

God, I’m such a trash.

ANYWAYS, it looks like Jongin pushed Kyungsoo arm or smth but it all depends on the angle, and this angle is all we have so you’ll have to judge for your own good:

Personally, I think Jongin did push Kyungsoo’s arm slightly, because if I were in Jongin’s position I would’ve too even though I love like Kyungsoo’s palm on my cheek. Why would I do that if I were in Jongin’s shoes? Well, I think I would want it to be less obvious. I’m gonna start a new paragraph to explain this thoroughly.

Maybe Jongin wanted to make it a little less obvious. But that is not fucking working because he took off his blazer looking horny as hell and I think that is a dumbest move he ever made in his whole life if he were trying to make it less obvious. If he was trying to make it less obvious he already failed from the fucking start because as I said, he took off that blazer looking hot as hell and there’s no way he can make it less obvious when their friends literally did the same action Kyungsoo did to him seconds ago. IMHO, I think Kyungsoo is tired of being subtle touches and hiding all the time. He did this because he knows people will think it’s all for fans to see, all for fans to like/love, all for fan service. But there’s something inside of me that thinks that is not true. I think he did it on purpose to rile Jongin up. 

Wow, that’s a nice prompt for anyone to write a Kaisoo smut on. ;)

Moving along, when Kaisoo was happening the rest of the members were turned to the back and some of them were staring at the screen, right? So I decided to take a closer looks at the members when Kaisoo was happening.

The member’s positions if you are curious.

This is Chanyeol, the member who doesn’t give a fuck and just wants to get off the stage. Personally, I think he’s used to it. Like he didn’t even move a single face muscle when Kyungsoo touched Jongin. If he is used to it, I wonder if he’s used to hearing moans as well from Kaisoo’s room?

Minseok and Suho: The assholes that were involved in this shit. They looked pretty chill but they’re watching for a very, very good reason later on. ;)

The other members are pretty much zoning out, Baekhyun and Jongdae staring at the floor, Lay looking at the fans, Sehun fixing his hair for 496824759130 times that day, Jongin’s dick hard as hell and Kyungsoo looking proud as fuck. :)

Let’s get a little bit more exciting, shall we?

After this moment, Minseok, Yixing, and Suho’s verse came. You know what Minseok and Suho did?

THEY IMITATED WHAT KYUNGSOO DID TO JONGIN.

That’s the part where I shit my pants and started crying blood. My tear ducts hurt as hell and I swear to god I wanted to kill someone because oh my fucking god I never saw it coming.

FOR FUCKS SAKE GIVE ME TIME TO BREATHE

IM???.’’;[394

I CANT FEEL MY TOES WHILE IM WRITING THIS

I’m going to calm down and explain shit because that is what I’m here for. i don’t really know what to fucking explain because this is pretty much self-explanatory but I’ll fucking do it anyways—

Minseok touched Kyungsoo’s cheek using his knuckles, literally the same way Kyungsoo touched Jongin but only by the knuckles. Suho touched Jongdae by the neck and that’s exactly the way Kyungsoo seduced Jongin, only missing the sliding my hand across your chest part.

Let’s break it into two parts. 

Let’s talk about Minseok and Kyungsoo’s moment first. Here’s a closeup so you could see better:

Closer:

Look at Kyungsoo smiling though. Look at Minseok’s fucking smile like—

exCUsE U wHAT THE FUCK>???

They’re basically teasing Kyungsoo right now. Like holy shit wouldn’t friends tease you when you did something in front of your crush? That smile Kyungsoo made and he looks so shy and embarrassed. He’s like, are they really teasing me right now and he looks so cute I want you to see his smile in another angle:

FUCK ME

Kill me but don’t you deny that he looked so fucking shy. That grin is so cute I’m gonna jump off a cliff and that fucking smile is going to be death of my dead body. He really looked so shy though. I guess he didn’t saw this coming as well. I bet he thought that they’re just going to let this go and just do their thing and not tease him right in front of the fans. But thank god Minseok and Suho did this shit because this moment is my gospel now. They made it more obvious which I like, Kyungsoo and Jongin are so obvious it’s amusing how they always try to hide it while showing it. Two sides contradicts but you fucking get it, alright.

Let’s move our focus to Suho and Jongdae moment.

This is LQ as hell because I’m a piece of lazy shit but you can still clearly see Suho’s smile and Jongdae’s most gayest reaction. Jongdae doesn’t seem to know that Suho will do that to him. His reaction says it all. It’s quite funny because he’s so shocked he just had to put his palm over his mouth.

Let’s take a step further just to see more around the field.

Jongdae was probably thinking, did he just fucking do that or is this the feeling that jongin felt when kyungsoo touched him because that fucking reaction screams those thoughts for me.

Did you guys see Sehun? I was protesting with myself whether he knows something or he’s just simply laughing at Jongdae’s reaction. Since I’m a trash, I don’t believe the latter.

I’m keeping a close eye on you, Oh Sehun. 

I was asking myself what was Jongin’s reaction when Minseok touched Kyungsoo and Suho touched Jongdae and thank god there were blessed fancams and his reaction is priceless.

There’s a lot going on in this gif and did i even mention that six of them are fucking smiling/laughing just because of this whole thing. You can’t see shit from this angle but you can clearly see Jongin laugh. I’ll show a better angle.

THAT SMILE THO

The last second of this gif Jongin actually looked at Kyungsoo after he glanced at Minseok. Goddamn he looks so happy after he saw what their friends did to Kyungsoo. They’re teasing them and this is going to be so fucking delusional but if there was nothing going on with Kyungsoo and Jongin, they would’ve not copied Kyungsoo, Jongin would’ve not fucking smiled like this, Kyungsoo would’ve not laughed when Minseok touched him, Jongin would’ve not looked so hot and bothered after Kyungsoo touched him, Minseok and Kyungsoo would’ve not smiled evilly right from the start, Six of them would’ve not fucking smiled and laughed at the same time at the same shit, none of this would’ve happened if it’s all fanservice. It’s just Kyungsoo touching Jongin’s face, done. Nothing more.

But the opposite happened.

Minseok and Kyungsoo did look at each other and smiled evilly, Jongin did look horny as hell, Minseok and Suho did imitate Kyungsoo, Kyungsoo and Jongin did laugh at what their friends did. Am I even going to say more because I’ve proven what I think. Basically, what I am saying is that they’re in a relationship. That’s not really new but according to my experiences, my life and my friends, friends do tease each other when their friend did something to someone they like/love. Because I’m that friend who is like Minseok/Suho, copying what they did in front of their crush to my other friend. I’m not gonna copy if I think it’s too intimate tho lmAo. But yeah, you get my point.

As I stated earlier that Jongin looked at Kyungsoo, here’s a closer look:

I forgot to mention that Kyungsoo is smiling like an idiot too like Jongin. Wow, couples are really alike.

Crop it up and slow it down:

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steve & his gf’s wisdom teeth removal - headcanons

this dope ass idea was requested by @greasers-with-glitter - thank u & i hope u like them!! anything for ma boy steve.

  • for the first 5 minutes after surgery, you’re so quiet, like you’re not even talking 
    • “WHAT DID U DO TO HER”
    • “IS SHE OK”
    • “WHA T  HAPPEN D
  • and then u fucking lose it ???
    • u star screAMING AND YELLING AND LAUGHING AND DROOLING
    • AND STEVE GETS SO TENSE LIKE 
    • “WHAT DID U DO TO HER I SWEAR TO GOD ILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP UR ASS IF U DONT TEL-“
    • “steve, she’s on laughing gas. it might last for a while.”
    • and then u can see the tension leave his face while a lil mischevious smirk sets in and he’s just like
    • “oh.”
    • ;)
  • he totally just wants to mess around w u now
    • “WHAT. IS. MY. NAME.”
    • “stheebe”
    • and he’s being an ASS SO HE CAN HEAR U FUCK HIS NAME UP AGAIN
    • “wAIT WHAT DID U SAY I COULDNT HEAR”
  • HE FINDS IT SO FUNNY SOMEONE HELP HIM
    • but after a while it gets annoying lmao
    • like in the car on the ride back home, he’ll be driving and you’ll be like
    • “STHEEBE, STHEEBE, LOOK STHEEBE”
    • & you’ll have him glance ur way while he drIVES & stick the middle finger all up in his face
    • “Y/N IM TRYING TO DRIVE”
    • and you tRY AND TAKE HOLD OF THE WHEEL & STEVE WILL TRY AND PRY UR FINGERS OFF OF IT
    • “Y/N WHAT R U DOIN UR GOING TO KILL US”
  • u stick ur head out the window while he’s driving and he is conceRned
    • u open ur mouth while ur out the window (??) and one of the gauze things flY OUT
    • “STHEEBE! MY TONGU E”
    • “IT FELL OUT”
    • “GET UR HEAD BACK INSIDE THE CAR, Y/N, YOURE NOT IN THE RIGHT STATE OF MIND RN”
    • “NO, WE’RE STILL IN OKLAHOMA”
  • but when u get ur head back inside, u yawn cause now you’re tired for some reason ???
    • AND THE OTHER GAUZE FALLS OUT UR MOUTH
    • “AH”
    • “MY OTHER TONGUE STHEEBE HELP”
  • you’re sporadically falling asleep
    • like even in the middle of you talking
    • “WHEN YOU CANT SNEETHE”
    • “DOES THAT MEAN THE SNEETHE CRAWLED BACK UP YOUR NOTHE”
    • “OR THAT IT WAS TOO SCARED TO CRAWL OU-”
    • aaaand ur sleeping
  • steve brings u to the Curtis house bc he cant do this by himself
    • “IDK HOW SHES GONNA B LIKE THIS FOR MUCH LONGER I NEED HE LP”
    • ^^ *voice crack*
  • except the gang really isnt of much help cause they all wanna do is mess with u
    • “Y/N THE FUZZ IS CHASING aFTER U” (dally)
    • “dallY NO” (steve)
    • “i swEAR IM INNOCENT” (u)
    • “BUT THE BLOOD” (dally)
    • “STHEEBE WHO DID I KILL OH MY GOD MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME” (u)
    • cue the waterworks!!
  • soda & two are trying way too hard not to laugh
    • but two is deadass walking off into the kitchen cackling LIKE A FUCKING WITCH
    • SODA’S PRACTICALLY CRYING BC ITS SO FUNNY
    • DAL HAS A FEW CHUCKLES
    • DARRY'S THE ONE TO GRAB TWO BY THE SHOULDERS AND TAKE HIM INTO THE KITCHEN BC NEITHER OF THEM CAN STOP LAUGHING
  • johnny, pony and steve are the only ones concerned for u, like they’re trying to help u stop crying
    • johnny and pony got u tissues and steve got u ice cream but u start crying more
    • “why cant you eat the ice cream????” (my man is stressed rn)
    • “i loST MY TONGUES U KNOW THIS STEVE”
  • steve is so spent lmfao he needs a nap

thehappyvirus I JUST FUCKING MET HYUNGWON FROM MONSTA X IM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE RN HE WAS SO NICE AND AMAZING TO ME HE TOOK MY GIFT FOR JOOHEON AND SAID HE WOULD GIVE IT TO HIM! IM GONNA SCREAM , HE WAS SO AMAZING AND NICE HE EVEN TOOK A SELFIE WITH ME OMG , GUYS I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING AFTERWARDS IM SO HAPPY AND APPRECIATIVE OF HOW LUCKY I AM TO MEET ALL THESE AMAZING IDOLS 😩😍😍🙌🏽 MONSTA X MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND IVE LOVED THEM SINCE PRE-DEBUT.

I HAVE ALMOST ALL THEIR ALBUMS AND HAVE BEEN TO EVERY SHOW IN LA SO FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MEET HIM IS LITERALLY A BLESSING😍😩 I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED , HE WAS SO HAPPY AND WAS WAVING AND SMILING EVEN WHILE LEAVING , OH MY GOD I AM THE HAPPIEST AND LUCKIEST MONBEBE RN!!! I REALLY HOPE JOOHEON LIKES MY GIFT AND MY LETTER I GOT FOR HIM! THIS WILL BE THE 2nd TIME IVE BEEN NOTICED BY MONSTA X IM SO HAPPY AND READY FOR THIS CONCERT TOMORROW!  HE CAME ALL THE WAY TO LA JUST FOR THIS SHOW IM SO HAPPY! 😍😩🙏🏽😭 (btw if u use my pics please tag/credit me).

Friend: You look upset, what’s wrong?


Me, internally: In the Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, John Gabriel Utterson has live with knowing that both of his best friends are dead. He was the lawyer to both of them but still the death of Robert (Hastie) Lanyon was still so sudden and out of the blue, he couldn’t save Dr. Lanyon. Then he has to live with knowing he was seconds too late to save Henry Jekyll. This is all canon by book standards. Not to mention, Lanyon doesn’t exist in the musical but Utterson does. Mr. Utterson is forced to shoot Dr. Jekyll six times, killing him. In the Wedding Reception, after Henry is shot, you can hear John drop his gun and cry “Oh my God! No!” In every adaptation, John Gabriel Utterson is forced to watch his best friends die.


Me, laughing: yeah, I’m good. How are you?

so in the trfl discord we were talking aus and…

au where vicchan isnt dead and somehow everything still goes more or less the same but anyway: my point is viktor shows up in hasetsu, but instead of saying “yuuri i’m here to be your coach”, he gets sidetracked on his way to the springs because. there is a pup. a beautiful, tiny toy poodle pup. a wiggly, happy pup who keeps licking his feet and WRIGGLING with joy and ohhhh nooooo he can’t handle this

so instead of sprinting all the way to the springs to find him in “sun’s out dick’s out” mode, yuuri just finds him holding vicchan with this look of utter adoration on his face (and tears? is he CRYING?) and before yuuri can even say anything, viktor just says

“yuuri, i’m here to steal your dog”

and then he promptly thinks ohmygod that sounded so stupid i meant to tell him i’m taking him up on the coaching offer oh my god i cant believe myself

so he just picks vicchan up and runs. yuuri shrieks

spookyscaryharru  asked:

Top 5 larry moments

daena..,,,,,,,,,

5: YALL DIDN’T REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS LIKE I DON’T UNDERSTAND HARRY AND ZAYN DIDN’T CLASP THEIR HANDS WHEN THEY SHARED A MIC BUT HARRY AND LOUIS DO???? SUSPICIOUS 

(i was lookin at this one more tim e before i moved on and i legit whimpered and teared up bye)

4: WHAT !!!!!! THE FIRKC !!!!!!!!!! LIKE WHY DID HE DO THAT?????? WAS HE TRYING TO GENTLY MOVE HARRY IN PLACE?? DID HE JUST WANT TO TOUCH HIS LIL JANDLES???? DID HE WANT TO REMIND HIM THAT HE’D BE RIGHT THERE BESIDE HIM NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ???? 

GODDDDDDD SKFJWRHGKJHRGKJHQ

3: DO YALL SEE THI SPLEASE KJGKJEGKJ HARRY SFACE BINTH WHAT THE HECK!!!!!! I WATCH THIS ALL DAY AN DI CRY BC LOOK OH YM GOD HIS FACE JUST SOFTENS RIGHT UP OH MY DAM JOFRWOGJK AND LIKE LOUIS RAISING HIS EYEBROWS AND TEASING HIM OH MY GOD I’VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

2: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! ODNT SPEAK TO ME DONT TALK TO ME IM LITERALLY ODFGK STOP LOOK HOW FUDGEINGF=ERJGHRQJ GENTLE BINVH GJHFGJH OH MY OF HARRYS ALL SLEEP Y AND HES LIKE OHOHOH LEMME JUST LEAN MY HEAD ON MY BOYFRIENDS SHOULDER AND YAWN AND LOUIS DOESNT EVEN BAT AN EYELASH  BC HES USED TO IT BICNH HES USED TO HARRY FALLING ASLEEP ON HIM BC AHHAAHA HARRY FALLS ASLEEP IN HIS ARMS EVERY NIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)))))))

1: THIS IS A FJJGHFFUDGEING COUPLE MOVE OKAY YOU DONT DO THIS WITH YOUR FRIEND UNLESS THERES UNDERLYING FEELINGS THERE I DONT MAKE THE RULES I JUST ENFORCE THEM OHHY MY OF WHAT IS THIS WHY DID THEY DO THIS I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND ALSO I HAD THIS TITLES IN MY LAPTOP AS “SKDJHGKFJHGKJA” AND I THINK THAT EXPLAINS A LOT 

BONUS BIVNFHGFKJ:

(HES SO O IN LOVE OHY MY GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

DELET EIT

LOOK AT HIS HUSBAND FACE IM SOBBIGN HOMY GOD THEYR EIN LVOE

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAJSJHFDSGFKJDHFKJGH  M FINE

KINGS OF WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHA T IS THIS LOOK HOW HARRY JUST LIGHTS UP IM NOT OAKY I CANT DO THIS WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS

THANKS LOUSI S 

DO YOU SEE THIS DAENA DO YOU SEE HARRY LOOKING AT HIS LIPS AND VICE VERSA ????????????????????????????????????????????????

NO

IN CONCLUSION: THEY’RE IN LOVE BICNH AND IM SAD

vampire!namjoon au

so guess what? i’m doing this vampire!bangtan au and honestly its very fun to do lmao i just have a twisted mind ok. let me know if you’d like to see the rest of the boys

ps. it’s long af

knj | ksj | myg | jhs | pjm | kth | jjk

  • so it starts kinda angsty, i’m sorry but this is how my sick mind works
  • he wasn’t quite born as a vampire like many others that lived inside the manor because yes, they do have to live hidden otherwise ppl would literally fry them with garlic lmao
  • late night snacks or coffee shop visits were a daily activity in namjoon’s personal schedule so that’s why he was out in the middle of the night
  • to his bad luck, none of the places he frequents was open so he was kinda sad
  • and tired
  • like very very very tired
  • so tired he started wandering around and ended up in an ugly part of the city where having an apple watch and Gucci bracelets on your wrist and a brand new iphone in your pocket is not a good idea at all
  • ofc he didn’t notice the guy that had followed him since he had left the dorms
  • he’s a big dude, with his 1.81 height, his long ass legs and his long ass arms and his long ass torso
  • but the guy that followed him is strong, fast, and well, Namjoon is just clumsy af we all know that
  • when the guy pushed him into the wall he was so surprised he literally let the guy submit him because he honestly didn’t know what the fuck was going on
  • he first thought one of the boys followed him silently and was playing a dirty prank on him but that wasn’t the case
  • he noticed this when he felt the edge of a knife right on top of his stomach and he knew
  • he knew very well what was going on and he quickly reached for his phone, his wallet and the other expensive things he had on him
  • sad thing, the guy didn’t give two single fucks about the things he had on him
  • someone had given him a job, and the job had to be done
  • what happened next didn’t registered in namjoon’s mind until he started feeling dizzy and breathless
  • the guy stabbed him four times, smiled at him sickly and just left him there
  • he tried reaching for his phone that laid a few meters above his head but he was in too much pain
  • so he gave up after a few tries
  • he was so scared and so sad because he’s thinking abt what’s gonna happen to the boys and his family and his fans and he’s slowly slipping away
  • he literally feels the arms of the angel that’s taking him to heaven and a few tears slip his eyes
  • but sike lmao that’s not an angel that’s you holding him and thinking what the actual fucking fuck why am I doing this
  • I mean yeah, the pain in his stomach was horrible but holy shit, when he felt fangs on his neck he swears to god he prefers to just die stabbed then to this thing he’s feeling
  • the pain stops for a few seconds and he has a chance to breathe a little
  • but then his blood is burning hot and his throat is closed and his bones feel like they’re being crushed and you really hope he stops yelling soon ffs
  • after a while Namjoon stops twisting around like a snail on salt and literally dies
  • because you did know vampires are dead right?
  • so you basically saved him from dying just to kill him again lmao
  • you know who he is
  • you know what he does and you also know there’s no way you’re letting your newbie back into his life just like that because you’re sure he’s gonna kill everyone at his company bc newbies are always hungrier y’know?
  • you take him with you to the manor and everyone there’s like what the hell did you do (y/n) can you stop saving humans pls?
  • unlike Namjoon, you were born a vampire so you have automatic authority over the ones that were turned
  • which are like most of the population inside the manor
  • you know he’s gonna be hungry when he wakes up so you take him to a high security cage with big ass bars so he doesn’t escape in his wild stage and kills some folks out there
  • he wakes up after 72 hours and by this time the whole world is shooketh bc rap monster from bts is missing and no one knows where he is
  • “what ThE fu-“
  • he’s shitting his pants, basically
  • he’s begging you to let him out and you’re sitting there like boi stfu for a sec
  • his eyes are watering and he looks scared and cute af not gunna lie
  • but then you tell Harvey (your vampire homie) to open the food slot and a beautiful deer comes out and into the cage
  • the deer is so pretty and looks so peaceful and is looking at Namjoon with curious eyes and he’s confused of why there’s a fucking deer in front of him
  • but then he turns into the animal he now is and practically devours the entire poor animal or at least its blood bc fun fact, vampires are actually vegan ???????????
  • his eyes are red, he looks very dangerous and you know he’s going to be a strong one
  • there’s no way you can guess his ability at this point but you know it may be something strength related
  • but nope he actually gets the mind reading and controlling
  • he’s still strong af tho
  • a few months pass until Namjoon knows how to control himself
  • 7 exact months exactly and you guessed it, everyone out there got to their conclusions of him being dead
  • bts disbanded for obvious reason and you feel so so so bad
  • because you actually became very good friends with namjoon and due to that you learned about how much he loved these boys and its kinda sad that they think he’s out there laying in some ditch
  • “do you think they miss me” “ofc they do, you were their bother” “im still their brother” “you’re dead namjoon” “excuse me” “you are, just embrace it”
  • he begs you to watch after them and you’re like omg ok just stfu already geez
  • he gives you directions to get to their dorms and fun fact, you actually have multiple abilities, one of them being able to hide in the shadows
  • so you go to the dorms very late at night
  • and boy oh boy, it’s been so long since you last felt sad but holy shit
  • the boys are destroyed
  • all of them are skinny af
  • all.of.them
  • and they look so depressed you actually wanna cry
  • you overhear their conversation and when they all mention how there’s no meaning to their lives anymore
  • you think hmm wait, we could use some extra help in the manor
  • so you kidnap them all, just for Namjoon, bc you may or may not be catching feelings for him?
  • although the kidnap is another story lmao
  • “hey (y/n), did you have the chance of- WHAT IS THIS?” “its your band” “WHY ARE THEY TIED UP” “boi you should be more grateful” “I cant im dead” “aye u right”
  • jungkook and hoseok fainted after seeing him, jimin just started crying, taehyung is having an existencial crisis, seokjin is swearing at namjoon and yoongi is swearing at you
  • “NAMJOON-AH, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD OH MY GOD YOU COULD’VE TOLD US YOU’D RUN AWAY” “I am actually dead” “oh gOd WHY ARE YOUR EYES GOLD OH GOdD”
  • “yaH you fuCKINg BitcCH Fuck YoU” “this one’s wild, I kinda wanna eat him”
  • “(y/n) stop it”
I Want To Believe

What if because wash was shot like right in the voice box sarge replaces his voice box with a different persons chords and like as soon as he wakes up like he cant talk or anything and the conversation just goes like this:

Tucker: Oh my god wash you’re okay!

Wash: meow.

Tucker:

Tucker:

Tucker:

Tucker (through tears): this is possibly the cutest bullshit I’ve ever seen in my life.

anonymous asked:

Magnus is crying because Angus said "Hello dads!" instead of his usual "Hello sirs!" and Magnus saw Taako and Merle tear up so he just started crying

oh my god i cant believe i didnt see this until now im dying. thank you for this tres horny dads content……