oh god i can't believe i'm writing these

myheartisarollingthunder  asked:

Levihan. "A Foaling Emergency" Ridiculous enough?

Send me a title and a pairing and I will give you the summary of a fic I will never write.

A FOALING emergency??? lmaaoooo alright, here we go. Have you ever read the summaries on those Nicholas Spark-esque romance novels that usually have a glistening, shirtless dude on the cover and a title that doubles as a romantic pun? That’s what this is.


Hanji is a ranch-hand at an isolated horse sanctuary, nestled at the base of the picturesque Rockies. The ranch is a safe-haven for unwanted horses: the abused and abandoned, the broken, and the stallions thought too wild to be trained, and Hanji has devoted her life to caring for them all. Year round, the ranch opens it’s doors to tourists looking to get away from the hustle and bustle of fast-paced city life and experience the tranquility of the great outdoors. 

When Levi is dragged by his co-workers on a team-building retreat at the ranch, city meets the country, and the bachelor’s life is forever changed.

At first, he can’t stand the messy, excitable ranch-hand who is loud and has no concept of personal space - but everything changes after they are trapped, alone in the wilderness, with a horse ready to foal. In the face of the foaling emergency, he sees Hanji in a new light - and discovers a whole new side to himself as well. Amidst high-risk foaling drama, Levi gets his hands dirty - and for the first time in his life, opens his jaded heart.

Hanji’s more used to dealing with horses than people, but when this jaded, city-slicker stumbles onto the ranch, will she tame his heart?


THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. THANKS

foxdragons-kiss  asked:

Oh my God! I am SO ridiculously happy that I found your blog at long last! *bows down on her knees and raises hands to the sky* Thank you, internet gods! I've been seeing your work all over the place, but I could never figure out just who the heck this fantastic artist was, but now I have and you have a guaranteed follower for life. Please keep making the beautiful art that you do! I just adore your work. I can't even believe that I'm writing you a message! I'm fangirling so bad right now! ajkjd

AH, DUDE, THANK YOU, AJBLGFHDFD!!!!  Q_Q ~ ♥

heaven made me for you: xiuchen!au (read it on AO3)

Summary: “Either waking up or getting up late was rarely an occurrence on the Kim household.”

Dear uri leader Kim Jong Hyun, don’t be sad. You’re the greatest leader I’ve ever known.

I know you won’t read this, but I’ll write it anyway because I need to transform this sadness and disappointment into something else and hope that someday you will read this and know how much you mean for a lot of people.

I first knew you from Produce 101 as a part of trainees who have already debuted. I didn’t even know that a group name NU’EST exists (so I will thank Mnet for this, and just this). At first, I didn’t really notice you until you told the story about being NU’EST leader during Sorry Sorry period, and how you feel that the group’s failure is your fault (just to be clear, it’s not!). Since then my eyes are drawn to your hardworking and sincere image – and when you made a miracle by believing in Hyunbin until the end, transforming him into reliable member of the team, that’s when I knew that you’re an amazing human being and leader – not many people will go to such length to make sure other people be better at what they do, sacrificing their own practise time to teach the lacking one(s), and from that day, my fixed pick is you.

Seeing your legendary stage with Justice League team made me feel so proud and happy as your fan, and I became more curious about you. I tried to look for more of your footage but you’re hardly there haha I was so frustrated as you didn’t show up that much in the whole episode. But then Mnet released the individual cam, and I came to learn that you’re actually an amazing dancer. Maybe not as reknown as Taehyun, Samuel, Daniel or Ong, but you have that power that draw me into your stage performance. It’s like you became different person on stage and that really fascinated me. I also really love your signature ‘ha ha’ laugh, it’s super adorable >.<

Since then, I started rooting sincerely for you. I saw the ‘leader’ sticker has been pasted again on your shirt during the Position evaluation mission (Fear), and can’t help to wonder about the process as it wasn’t aired by Mnet. Again, you helped the inexperienced member to become better in rapping. The output? Look at Guanlin! I believe you have a role in his rap development during Produce 101. After that, I finally got to watch your performance and I was really touched by your rap lyrics in ‘Fear’. It must be hard to bear that huge responsibility since you’re young, right?  It must be suffocating to hold it by yourself, right? My heart aches by just imagining myself in your position, from your trainee period until 5 years as NU’EST leader and going through ups and downs during those hard time. That’s why I sincerely wish you all the happiness in the world – you have no idea how happy I am when you finally reached number 1 position in the 2nd elimination. I brag about it all day to my friends, even the one that don’t know anything about Kpop haha.

Then come the concept evaluation stage with Never (my favorite!), and you instantly picked as a leader again without me knowing the process as Mnet just edited it all out. I wanted you to become greedier and get more part as I really wanted to see you shine more (because you’re the coolest when you’re on stage), but what I got is 4 seconds footage of you instead. No worries, because that 4 seconds were the killing part for me. You’re such a great performer! Eventhough the team didn’t win, you managed to score 1st spot in various music chart so I was (and still am) extremely proud and happy for you! I understand that the filming process and practising the song must be exhausting for all of you, so I wanted to cheer you more. Your hardworking, selfless and genuine self is an inspiration for me to be a better individual. Everytime I’m having a hard time, I always remember that you must’ve experienced it way harder than I do, but you strive towards it anyway.

Last Friday, that ‘leader’ position was automatically yours again in Super Hot team (4 times leader in a row!). This week, watching the last song evaluation when all of the trainees danced for center position, I was thrilled because finally I was able to witness you as center position! Never have I imagined in my life that this day would come, even if it’s just for the 40 seconds test video (because I know eventually you will give up that position to someone else). Your video was my favorite by the way in terms of dancing. I was so worried when I saw your birthday prank, it must be very overwhelming for you to be pointed out in front of the ‘juniors’ for the mistake that didn’t even exist.  

You always work the hardest among the trainees (do you know how I can’t focus during seonho & daehwi self cam because I was busy looking at you keep practicing your dancing and look so tired?!) that I know and I want you to receive as much love as you give to other people, not only in Produce 101 but also NU’EST fans before. I want you to re-debut through Produce 101 and walk the flower path from now on. But as international fans, all I can do is just hoping and praying that Korean public realize your potential as much as I do and vote for you to become the top 11.  However, apparently God has other plan for you. I honestly wanted to jumped out to my laptop screen and give you the biggest, warmest hug when they announced your rank. I can’t bear to see your disappointed face again leader nim, and witnessing you holding your emotion is heartbreaking to me.

I just want to say, you’ve worked very hard and I want you to know, that no matter what happens, I’ll will always support you and other NU’EST members. You’re the greatest leader for NU’EST and the one leader that Wanna-One team will regret to never have. I long for the day when I can see you again on stage, singing and dancing, showing off your skill to lots of people and do the things that you love the most. Please don’t worry dear leader nim, this is not the end. This is the beginning of new chapter in your life. Like your lyrics, even though it’s a one way path, I’ll walk the opposite way with you. 힘내세요, 김종현! 사랑해요!

anonymous asked:

so i... god, i found your salim/ifrit fic today. i can't believe you wrote it so long ago. i'm still sobbing, tbh.

…oh, anon *hugs if you want them*  

2005: I can’t believe it was twelve years ago (for a story set in 2001, which is the year American Gods came out).  So many things happened that year in my writing landscape, both in fandom and outside of it.  They remain some of my sharpest memories.  One project begun that year is still actively with me.

I watched the AG episode today.  I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.  I got my writing out of the way by noon specifically so I could watch uninterrupted.  I’m glad nobody was around for my first viewing, to be honest, because I was talking to Salim almost constantly and tearing up to a ridiculous degree.  

(I’d share my tissues if you were here, but the best I can do is virtual ones.  That we fall in love with these stories—and add our own, and remain compelled to interact with them even years later—is the greatest miracle of all.)

weird ass 50 writing prompt list
  • send a ship/character and a number/quote and ill write a drabble or fic of some sorts. ok to reblog.
  • 1) "i apologize"
  • 2) "i don't fucking regret it. i never will"
  • 3) "you want me"
  • 4) "lets do it now"
  • 5) "stop being nonsensical"
  • 6) "don't lie, please. i can't take it"
  • 7) "there's a lot of things i'd do for you"
  • 8) "we're a lot more similar than you think"
  • 9) "im here if you need me"
  • 10) "you don't have to let me win"
  • 11) "you can do so much better"
  • 12) "don't you think this is an idiotic idea?"
  • 13) "i can't fucking do this anymore"
  • 14) "i just don't want anyone to get hurt"
  • 15) "im more than that."
  • 16) "no one sees me because i don't want them to"
  • 17) "you are far too lovely"
  • 18) "i accept the consequences"
  • 19) "it's the anniversary today"
  • 20) "don't tell me that you forgot it"
  • 21) "don't tell me that you regret it"
  • 22) "tell the grim reaper that i can volunteer"
  • 23) "stop being so fucking pretentious"
  • 24) "i don't know"
  • 25) "please, i love them."
  • 26) "i can't help you anymore"
  • 27) "you shouldn't be with me right now"
  • 28) "stop it."
  • 29) "im begging you, please stop"
  • 30) "i don't think i can anymore"
  • 31) "what happened while i was away"
  • 32) "it's not all about you"
  • 33) "what happened to us? what happened to you?"
  • 34) "god, i adore you"
  • 35) "i'm not a fan of the idea"
  • 36) "that is a horrible idea"
  • 37) "you're the one for me"
  • 38) "i can't live without you."
  • 39) "there is a lot of ways to say goodbye"
  • 40) "im so exhausted"
  • 41) "i can not do this without you"
  • 42) "oh, god, why"
  • 43) "who did it?"
  • 44) "im not fine. no one is"
  • 45) "existentialism is my favorite discussion topic"
  • 46) "what a heart of gold you got there"
  • 47) "i don't believe it."
  • 48) "stars and flowers are overrated"
  • 49) "please shut the hell up."
  • 50) "yes."
8

Happy 40th birthday, Benedict Cumberbatch! (July 19, 1976)

Just Stop.
  • Coworker: Hey INTP, could you write my history paper?
  • INTP: I can help you with it but I'm not writing it for you. What is it about?
  • Coworker: WW2. I mean I know what it's about but like what actually happened?
  • INTP: Oh, it was basically the Holocaust and Hitler being all temperamental.
  • Coworker: What's the Holocaust?
  • INTP: .... when Hitler sent all the Jewish people to camps and killed them?
  • Coworker: Oh my God that's awful! He really did that!
  • INTP: I want you to stop talking. In fact just don't talk ever again.

anonymous asked:

So you write Snowbaz , Klance and are my second favourite writer in the world , rainbow perfect Rowell is in the first place , i think you're pretty quite perfect. *-* Please keep who you are and writing such amazing histories

OH MY GODS THIS ASK was as sweet as it was unexpected I am beyond words

Congratulations, you made a grown-up cry

one line prompts
  • drop one (or how ever many you like) in my ask, ans i'll write something around the lines! remember to mention which character from which fandom you'd like it to be about!
  • (NEW ONES ADDED!.)
  • 1. "Don't you see? I'm in love with you."
  • 2. "Let go of me!"
  • 3. "We shouldn't be doing this."
  • 4. "Why should I believe you?"
  • 5. "Oh my god, this is bad."
  • 6. "That's – not possible..."
  • 7. "How did you expect me to react!?"
  • 8. "Well, actually, this is my first time."
  • 9. "I can't sleep."
  • 10. "I hate you."
  • 11. "They're after me."
  • 12. "I'm lost without you."
  • 13. "Tell me you need me."
  • 14. "How could you do this to me?"
  • 15. "We need to talk."
  • 16. "I trusted you!"
  • 17. "Just calm down..."
  • 18. "You're drunk."
  • 19. "I've heard of you."
  • 20. "Looks can be deceiving."
  • 21. "Maybe I like you..."
  • 22. "But I thought you _______ me." (Fill blank in request)
  • 23. "But what about you?"
  • 24. "Nobody needs to know."
  • 25. "You can't do this."
  • 26. "Goodbye."
  • 27. "Whatever."
  • 28. "Am I supposed to be afraid of you?"
  • 29. "I'm flirting with you."
  • 30. "Say it like you mean it."
  • 31. "Stay with me."
  • 32. "Stop being so damn cute."
  • 33. "I drive you crazy? Can't you see what you do to me?"
  • (I'll be updating this list, but this is all for now.)
  • friend: do you believe in kaㅡ
  • you: *slams fist on the table* OF COURSE I DO THEY'RE REAL I GOT RECEIPTS AND I CAN WRITE YOU A BOOK ABOUT KAISOO FROM PRE-DEBUT TO PRESENT CAN'T YOU SEE THE WAY THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER IT'S SO DEEP AND GENUINE THEY DON'T EVEN NEED TO WEAR COUPLE CLOTHES OR ITEMS TO PROVE THE WORLD LIKE OH MY GOD I CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN IT MAN I KNOW I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL BUT I JUST LOVE MY PRECIOUS OTP
  • friend: ㅡrma
Kids, guess what time it is... Yeah, it’s storytime!

So, I was just babysitting these two kids (a brother and a sister, aged 8 and 7) and the girl was too excited to sleep. She’s afraid of nightmares, so she tries to imagine her dreams before going to sleep in order to have them. Of course, that doesn’t really work for her.

Then, she asked me if the Sandman was going to come to help her go to sleep.
Of course”, I said, “but if you’re too excited, you’ll move so much that the sand won’t go into your eyes properly and you’ll have weird nightmares instead of nice dreams.
What does a nice dream look like?” she asked. So I started describing the ‘dream world’ to her.
It’s like a desert, endlessly filled with sand. The sky has nice shades of red, orange and warm yellow.
So, like a sunset?
Not exactly. The sun isn’t setting, it simply constitutes the entirety of the sky. It’s like everything is the sun.
And the sand?

The surface of the desert is smooth, the golden sand is soft and you can see the sunlight reflecting on it. The desert is filled with a soothing, white and orange light. The air is warm, but it’s unlike the heat of a heavy summer. It feels like there’s a giant invisible blanket on you, and it’s exactly the right temperature.
You can hear the faint sound of wind go through the desert. It’s very calming and when you focus a little on it, you can feel your mind slowly but surely go calm.

I stopped talking. The girl wasn’t asking any more questions. For a few dozens of seconds, I could only hear everyone’s breathing in room.
Then, she finally broke the silence:
…Are you the Sandman?” she asked, her eyes sparkling at the idea that someone who knew the dreamworld so well couldn’t be anyone else.
“I- I can’t answer that question.” I answered.
Excitedly, she gave the mattress above her a few fake punches and whispered to her brother: “Oh my god! Côme, I can’t believe we just met the Sandman! Now we know who it is!
Then she looked at me, went still and whispered to herself “oh, right, I shouldn’t get too excited if I want to sleep well.“ “Good night Adrien!” she said out loud
Her older brother mumbled under his blanket “Good night Sandman.

I’ve been babysitting these kids for 3 years, and now they’re persuaded that I’m the Sandman.

I can’t believe!!!!!!!! Someone fucking stole my fanfic!!!!!!!! They rearranged a couple words here and there and removed Iwaizumi to make it an Oikawa x Reader!!!!!!!!! What the actual fuck!!!!!!!!!!! 

And they had the audacity to say “this isn’t how I usually write I’m trying something a little different”

Oh!!!!!!!! My!!!!!!!!! God!!!!!!!!!!!! 

oh god i can't believe i'm posting this

but to sweetly hold your hand - robb/theon & background jon/ygritte, 14,362 words

The facts are these: Robb Stark bakes pies and wakes the dead. It is a gift with a few simple rules - first touch, life. Second touch, dead again - forever. And if Robb keeps a dead thing alive for more than a minute, something else has to die in its place.

milkandcookiewithamooseontheside  asked:

Enjolras when he starts to get sick is totally the kind of person that sneezes once and just goes "oh NO" and then tries to pretend he's not sick

“Enjolras, did I hear you cough?” is probably the worst thing Enjolras can hear in the morning. Especially when he has been trying very hard to convince himself that, no, he isn’t sick. And also especially when it’s Combeferre asking because Combeferre is incredibly hard to fool.

He tried staying quiet, burying his face in his pillow and hiding under his blanket in silence, but that didn’t exactly work. Combeferre tapped his knuckles on the door again. “I know you’re awake, Enj, I heard your computer start up.”

Enjolras glared at the laptop- traitorous machine- and pulled his head out of the pillow. “I’m fine, Ferre,” he called back. Maybe he sounded a little stuffy, but he could blame that on just waking up. Maybe.

“You sound sick. Do you need anything?”

Okay, maybe not. Enjolras threw off the blanket with a groan and shifted his glare to the door. “I’m not sick!” Except that time he definitely sounded sick, and there was no chance of Combeferre dropping it now.

“Enjolras.” There was the warning voice, the Doctor Combeferre voice. Sure he cared, but this was unnecessary. “You’re getting sick. You can let me help you out, or I can call Grantaire to fuss over you. Which one do you want?”

Not that. Not fussy, kind of mocking Grantaire. Anything but that.

“Fine, oh my god.” Enjolras stomped to the door and opened it, glaring up at Combeferre. “It’s a little cough. Go to the store. Get whatever god-awful concoction you feel will stem the tide of… this. And do not, do not, call Grantaire. Okay?”

“Your sinuses are swollen-”

“Shut up, Ferre.”

Badlands sentence starters
  • "Sick of all these people talking, sick of all this noise."
  • "Tired of all these cameras flashing, sick of being poised."
  • "Already choking on my pride, so there's no use crying about it."
  • "They wanna make me their queen."
  • "There's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean."
  • "There's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut."
  • "There's no use crying about it."
  • "Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so."
  • "You're only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope."
  • "I hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old."
  • "You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece."
  • "Everything was blue; his pills, his hands, his jeans."
  • "You were a vision in the morning when the light came through."
  • "I know I've only felt religion when I'm lying with you."
  • "I'm still waking every morning but it's not with you."
  • "I found God, I found him in a lover."
  • "I found the Devil; I found him in a lover."
  • "I'm such a fool to pay this price."
  • "With his educated eyes and his head between my thighs."
  • "I don't think he remembers."
  • "He's off to pay his crimes and he's got no time for mine."
  • "I tried to hold these secrets inside me."
  • "My mind's like a deadly disease."
  • "I'm bigger than my body."
  • "I'm colder than this home."
  • "I'm meaner than my demons."
  • "Please stop, you're scaring me."
  • "I can't help this awful energy."
  • "Goddamn right, you should be scared of me."
  • "Who is in control?"
  • "I paced around for hours."
  • "I couldn't stand the person inside me."
  • "I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head."
  • "All we do is think about the feelings that we hide."
  • "All we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign."
  • "California never felt like home to me."
  • "It's so simple but we can't stay."
  • "Would it really kill you if we kissed?"
  • "Are you insane like me?"
  • "Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?"
  • "You shouldn't waste your pretty face."
  • "I think there’s a fault in my code."
  • "You cannot wake up, this is not a dream."
  • "Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold."
  • "Pointing fingers, cause you’ll never take the blame."
  • "I'm searching for something that I can't reach."
  • "I don't like them innocent."
  • "I like the sad eyes, bad guys."
  • "Kiss me in the corridor, but quick to tell me goodbye."
  • "You say that you're no good for me 'cause I'm always tugging at your sleeve."
  • "I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway."
  • "What happened to the soul, that you used, to be?"
  • "You're a Rolling Stone, boy, never sleep alone."
  • "I'm off the deep end."
  • "Saying that I love him but I know I'm gonna leave him."
  • "I was as pure as a river, but now I think I'm possessed."
  • "I've been cold since you left."
  • "I've got a boyfriend now and he's made of gold."
  • "You've got a fire inside but your heart's so cold."
  • "I've done some things that I can't speak."
  • "I've tried to wash you away but you just won't leave."
  • "Your eyes start to wander, they weren't looking at me."
  • "I sold my soul to a three-piece."
  • "This is what I live for."
  • "Throw me in the deep end, watch me drown."
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "They rush me, telling me I'm running out of time."
  • "I let him climb inside my body and held him captive in my kiss."
  • "I'm a wanderess, I'm a one night stand."
  • "Don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man."
  • "I'm a hurricane."
  • "I found myself reminded to keep you far away from me."
  • "Oh, baby, beggin' you to save me."
  • "Well lately, I like 'em crazy."
  • "Oh, maybe, you could devastate me."
  • "Little lady, come and fade me."
  • "I keep a close watch on this heart of mine."
  • "I keep my eyes wide open all the time."
  • "I find it very, very easy to be true."
  • "I find myself alone when each day is through."
  • "Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you."
  • "You've got a way to keep me on your side."
  • "Because you're mine, I walk the line."
  • "Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles, just what you'd expect inside her new Balenciaga."
  • "They're Monaco and Hamptons bound, but we don't feel like outsiders at all."
  • "We are the new Americana."
  • "Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?"
  • "I remember the fear in your eyes the very first time we snuck into the city pool."
  • "Didn't know where we were running to, but don't look back."
  • "For now let's get away."
  • "I imagine the weight of your ribs if you lied between my hips in the backseat."
  • "Didn't know where I was running to, but I won't look back."
  • "Everybody wants to know if we fucked on the bathroom sink."
  • "The ending is the same every damn time."
  • "They think I'm insane, they think my lover is strange."
  • "I don't have to fucking tell them anything."
  • "I'm gonna write it all down, and I'm gonna sing it on stage."
  • "That's the beauty of a secret, you know you're supposed to keep it."
  • "Everybody's waiting up to hear if I dare speak your name."
  • "They know you walk like you're a god, they can't believe I made you weak."
  • "These days I can't seem to get along with anyone."
  • "Oh, baby girl you know we're gonna be legends."
  • "I'm a king and you're a queen."
  • "Do you feel like a young god?"
  • "I'm the king of everything and my tongue is a weapon."
  • "If you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight."
The Doctor's Daughter Commentary V
  • David Tennant: She's back!
  • Russell T Davies: She's back!
  • DT: Jenny's up again. If there's a sequel begging to be made, it's the end of this episode
  • RTD: Absolutely!
  • Alice Troughton: Spin off!
  • RTD: I'm sure Steven would love to write that, with a beautiful blonde lady
  • DT: I know. I know. Look at her...
Anna Kendrick about Bechloe
  • Interviewer: "So, huge Fanbase surrounding Beca and Chloe as a couple"
  • Anna: "Yes, I love it!"
  • Interviewer: "Right. What are your thoughts on that?"
  • Anna: "I love it. I couldn't be more excited about it. It's you know.. In the first movie, you know, when we were doing the scenes I was like 'This is entering like 'sketchy town'. And I love it. 'That's where I live, that's my home - in sketchy town.' And then we just kinda lent into it. And in the second one... well, I don't know.. It's a weird combination where there's moments where you're like 'Oh come on, that was a perfect opportunity for a Bechloe moment' ... Yeah that's right. And then there's stuff where I'm like 'Oh, that's gonna blow those chicks minds.' Cause you know, some chicks are really into it and I'm like 'Dope! I love it!' Like you know, the fanfiction and all of it."
  • Interviewer: "Are you reading the fanfiction?"
  • Anna: "I tried -I'm not gonna lie to you -I tried to read one fanfiction, cause I was like, I have to, you know. And it was... Maybe I chose the wrong fanfiction to read, but it was so slow. I was expecting to be like 'Oh my god, I can't believe they're writing this crazy shit about me and Brittany' but it was like, there was a lot of exposition. So I gave up after that. So, it's probably for the best. I probably shouldn't be reading that."
  • Interviewer: "So, basically your fans should know, that they need to tweet you the once with the heavy sex. The once that go really fast..."
  • Anna: "Your words, not mine... Well it's weird, cause in this one it was also like, you know, the weird thing where I can't stop complimenting the Kommissar. But then the way they edited some of the stuff with Hailee, I was like 'Dude, why does that look like I wanna bone this chick?' We filmed a perfectly normal scene, unlike the Beca and Chloe scenes in the first movie, which were always borderlined. And Hailee and I filmed this perfectly normal scene and they cut it together with like these lingering looks. First of all I already got like my potential lesbian storyline with Chloe so I feel this loyal. And secondly, Hailee is seventeen so, I'm a creep."
  • Interviewer: "Your words, not mine"
  • Anna: "Oh boy..."