oh god i am so done with this show

okay, no spoilers, but joe nicolosi is fucking KILLING IT on red versus blue right now. if you are holding off on watching the show because you hate watching it a week at a time, YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE IT THIS YEAR.

take it from someone who literally bailed on the chorus arc for two years until it was finished: this season is f i r e

Otayuri fic recs #3

Sweet Summer Mornings by thelonelywriter (oneshot, nsfw)

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD HOW CAN SOMETHING BE SO PERFECT Listen to me this fic made me smile so hard just when i needed it the most. So basically this is 10k words of Otayuri fluff and smut. They are so perfect together. SO BEAUTIFUL ❤❤❤❤

Hashtags by abrandnewheart (oneshot, sfw)

It is gonna kill you and your life will be ruined after reading this. In other words beutiful angst thet will leave you with a lot feelings. I hate it and I love it at the same time. Thank you @mylittlesecretshelter for recommending me this.Don’t read if you dont want to be sad,

Honey, We Broke the Children by blackmountainbones (oneshot, teen and up)

OMG this is so funny I’ve been laughiing the whole time while reading this. Victor is a main character and he is super worried about Yurio( Yurio has a daddy kink #daddybek ;) ) and it is super funny and adorable. 

Gold Medal by howlingmoonrise (TheDarkStoryteller) (oneshot, nsfw)

So in this one Otabek is completely different than in most fics but it is so cool to read. Also this one is super hot.

Halsey Series of Sin by siren of old (series, nsfw)

Ok so this is series of 6 short fics that shows development of their feeling for each other. I love it so much because you can find here fluff, smut and angst (aka everything I need from a good fic). and OMG everything is perfect here you have to read it you won’t regret it I promise

How Long You Walked For (til you got lost tonight) by LiviKate (oneshot, nsfw)

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING I LOVE IT SO MUCH the ending just killed me with its cuteness everything here is just perfect I am so in love just asdfghjkl AMAZING okay i am done screaming about it so Otabek here loves Yurio so much but is completely oblivious to the other boy feelings

I really hope you are gona like it. If you do, don’t forget to leave kudos and comments under the fics. This authors deserve them so much

Dear Mom,

I’m sorry.
Oh if I only could express how sorry I am!
You always wanted the best for me.
You’ve made mistakes but not on purpose.
All these years you’ve been and you still are my biggest support.
Even now, when I honestly do not deserve it.

I think of you as a person that is just too kind for this world.
And so am I.
We’re so similar in many things and, oh god, did we laugh about things that no one else understood.
I know that I sometimes can’t really show it.
No, honestly. I’ve done you wrong so many times just because I couldn’t handle a stupid mood swing or had no cigarettes left.
You do not deserve this.
You deserve so much better.
But i love you, I love you so much.
And I need you.
I’m an awful daughter and i don’t know if I can change but you’re my world, mom.
You’re everything to me and I’m proud to say that because you’re the best thing in my whole life.
You were the one that rubbed my back and dried my swollen eyes when i was crying my eyes out over a guy that I met secretly.
You were the one that forced me to go to the hospital when all i wanted was an overdose.
You cared for my cuts.
And i know that seeing them broke your heart.
And knowing that breaks my heart.
You wouldn’t say it but you hate blue hair and black clothes and all the piercings and stuff. And I have all of it.
But you still hold my tattooed hand.
I don’t know where my life began to turn wrong and everything crashed and the burning pieces fell down on me.
But one thing I know for sure: it isn’t your fault.
You did so good, really.
You warned me about the older boys, the drugs that take you to heaven but then to hell, all of it.
I didn’t listen.
I guess I just had to experience it myself.
My heart explodes in my chest when I think about what I put you through.
I made you cry.
I made you feel helpless.
I made you get so exhausted mentally that you had to seek help yourself.
I can never make that up to you.

You’re the best and I honesty don’t know why you’re still by my side.
But I love you, I love you so much it hurts.

—  Love letter to my mother.

Title: An experiment gone right

Pairing: Phan                                                                  

Rating/Warning: NC-17; messy, hilarious, hot sex plus feels in every sense of the word                                                            

Word Count: 10,500                                                      

Summary: At a party, Phil suggests an experiment to test if he and Dan really are 100 percent platonic. What, after all, would happen if they kissed? 

A/N: Sequel “The Morning After" here 


“Phil!” Dan dragged the word into two syllables, calling into the expanses of their flat. He was in the process of shimmying into a pair of trousers, his newly straightened fringe threatening dishevelment from the exertion. It wasn’t like Dan was all that large  –  despite his severe allergy to the gym  –  but it seemed that suspiciously purchased foreign jeans always came two sizes smaller than marketed.  Dan let out a triumphant “Ha!” as he finally fastened the top button and pulled the zip. Then, he slumped back onto his comforter and took a deep breath.

“PHIL!” he shouted again, on the exhale, “Have you seen my shirt?”

“Can you be more specific!” Phil’s voice echoed in return.

“The black one! With the things!” 

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How to call for Viktor
  • Yurio: where's the idiot couple?
  • True Friend Phichit: Don't worry I got this! *inhales*
  • Yuuri "just as extra but hides it well" Katsuki: *horrified tone* Viktor NO.
  • True Friend Phichit: There they are!
  • Yuri "I am so done with this shit" Plisetsky: WTF?!?!
Do No Harm - Chapter 10 - Final

I swear by Apollo the Healer

Wanna read previous chapters?: Ch. 1, Ch. 2, Ch. 3, Ch. 4, Ch. 5, Ch.6, Ch.7, Ch.8, Ch.9

3747 Words

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Yup, this is the end. Thank you all for reading. You have been wonderful!

It felt good to be flying again. As much as flying meant responsibility, Angela hadn’t realized how much she truly missed it. She wore her Valkyrie armor more often than not now. It was good. This was a good thing.

Still, she would have rather not been dodging enemy fire while doing it. That was not so great.

The strike team had been deployed to Morocco to assist with a hostage situation the local authorities were ignoring. An extremist group was holding three scientists in a compound. A stealth mission had already failed, so the recalled Overwatch agents were trying their best to brute force their way in.

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theemoestdemon  asked:

Wow you answered my request pretty quick! Think you can do one where they get caught too? (Maybe by Tom's parents? More protective Marco lol) I don't want Tom to have to go back tho, he still gets to stay. (That's up to you tho)

Of course I can! This was such a good idea, I will take any excuse to write about protective Marco! It’s my all time favorite thing!!!! I hope you like the second part, and don’t worry, I wouldn’t have the heart to do that to Tom!

Read the last one here! https://tomco-headcannons.tumblr.com/post/160531555357/of-course-i-can-write-that-i-cant-tell-you-how

Tom and Marco sat on the bench on the outskirts of Mewni. They were smiling and giggling with each other, watching the leaves fall and counting how many red ones there were. “I’m really happy you’ve cheered up the past few days.” Marco told the demon. “I just… couldn’t stand seeing you so… I’m sorry I’m just making things worse.” Marco laughed a bit and trailed off. Tom shook his head.

“No, it’s nice. Thank you.” Tom assured. He looked back out at the leaves, before his face fell a little bit and he got a look of anxiety. “Does Moon know we’re here?” He asked.

“Probably.” Marco responded. “Why?” He asked. Tom looked over his shoulder and got up, making his way back to the castle.

“Well… if my dad is looking for me… he might talk to Moon first because of how close I was with Star… I don’t really… I just think we shouldn’t…” Tom tried to find the right words but Marco cut him off.

“Hey, if you don’t feel safe here we can leave, you don’t need to explain yourself.” Marco assured. Tom smiled and the two made their way back to the castle. They would get Star and then go home. It was better for Tom to stay somewhere hidden for a while, just until his father stopped looking for him. Marco watched the demon carefully, he wanted so badly to reach out and hold his hand. And make him feel as safe as Marco was determined to keep him.

And that determination would be tested very soon.

As soon as the boys entered the castle, Tom’s eyes widened and Marco darted out in front of him, standing in a defensive manner. King Lucifer stood above them. “How did I know, that if I came around here enough times, I would eventually catch you trying to sneak through?” The large demon whose entire body seemed to be engulfed by black smoke stood up taller.

“D-Dad… how did you-” Tom was cut off.

“Find you?” He asked. “It was easy. I know you would go running to that Butterfly girl, just like you always did.” Lucifer explained. “Now I’ve had enough games, Tom. Come with me, now.” He demanded.

“He’s not going anywhere with you!” Marco cried out. Tom flinched at the harsh tone Marco was crazy enough to use against this man. Lucifer looked over at Marco and narrowed his eyes.

“How dare you speak against me!” He hissed, whacking Marco aside so he fell to the floor. Lucifer then reached down to grab his son roughly by the arm and yank him away. “And YOU! How dare you run away! Like an immature child!” He reprimanded. Tom let out a cry and tried to pull away. But Lucifer tightened his grip.

“Stop! You’re hurting me!” Tom cried. Lucifer yanked him upward and grabbed him by the neck.

“Put him DOWN!” Marco yelled, kicking the large demon in the knees. Lucifer was so shocked by this that he dropped Tom to the floor. The littler demon scrambled away and curled up in a ball, Marco stood between him and king Lucifer. “Don’t touch him! Don’t you EVER touch him AGAIN!” Marco screamed.

“Think for a moment about what you are doing, human.” He spat the name like it was poison. “Now step aside, and let me bring my son home.” He growled.

“No!” Marco yelled back. “You are never going to hurt him again!” He screamed. Lucifer gritted his teeth and took a step forward. Marco stood up taller. “Take one step closer to him, I dare you! Take another step and see what happens!” He yelled.

Lucifer threw a look at Tom, who flinched at just this. “Tom, I grow tired of this. Come with your father, NOW.” He demanded. Tom gulped and Marco turned to look at him, he got down on his knees and held the demon’s hands.

“Tom, listen to me. You don’t need to go with him, I can bring you home and you’ll be safe.” Marco promised.

“He’s coming to his real home, with me.” Lucifer hissed. He pushed Marco aside and extended his hand. “Come along, Tom.” He called his son forward and Tom hesitantly reached out to take his father’s hand. About an inch away he pulled back.

“I-I don’t… you hit me. Marco says that’s not what a parent is supposed to do.” Tom mumbled. Lucifer became enraged at hearing this and he grabbed Tom, hoisting him up by the horn. The demon began bawling and kicking and screaming as his father threatened him. “MARCO! MARCO HELP ME DON’T LET HIM TAKE ME!” Tom screamed. Marco ran between the two demons and pulled Tom down so he fell to the floor. Marco fell ontop of him and wrapped him in a hug. He peered up at Lucifer and seethed.

“Leave. Him. Alone.” Marco barked. Lucifer stood taller and took a step closer, Tom burrowed deeper in Marco’s arms and the human had fire in his eyes. “Take one step closer, I dare you. Just see what happens.” he growled. “You’re scaring him. You’re scaring my Tommy.” Marco yelled at him. Tom looked up at Marco when he said this. Marco just called Tom “his”. And for some reason, that made him feel very happy, even in such a stressful situation.

King Lucifer stood there silently for a long while, before looking down at Tom. “Thomas, come home at once, or you will very much regret your choices.” He growled. Tom stiffened and held Marco’s hand tighter.

“He’s just trying to scare you. It’s okay, I won’t let him hurt you.” Marco promised. Tom gulped and nodded. Marco wrapped Tom up in his arms, holding him close. He peered over at king Lucifer and growled at him. “Go now. He doesn’t want to go with you.”

Lucifer stood there, enraged. He looked as if he was about to attack the two boys, but stopped. “Fine. Don’t ever come home.” He spoke to his son. “You were a screw up since the day you were born, I’m glad to be rid of you. Stay on earth, die for all I care. But if you ever come back home, or if I ever see you in the underworld again, you are going to die, Tom Lucitor.” He threatened. And with a burst of black flames, he was gone.

As soon as it was over Tom burst out into tears. Marco hushed him and held him close, rubbing his back and stroking his hair. “I should have gone. I shouldn’t have said no to him.” Tom blubbered. “He’s going to.. He’s…”

“You’re okay.” Marco cut him off. “He’s gone now, he’s never coming back. It’s okay, I got you.” Marco promised. Tom wailed and the human held him close.

“What am I going to do? I can never go home and… I can never go home!” he sobbed. “I have to listen to him it’s what I’m supposed to do and… oh my god what have I done!?” Tom cried, sobbing harder. Marco just let him cry and held him closer. He was so scared and brainwashed from all these years of abuse, that no matter where he was he wouldn’t feel safe. Even if his father admitted to abandoning him, Tom still feared being hurt and found, and torn away from the only person who showed him love. But Marco would help. It would take a long time, and it would be hard and frustrating, but he would help his demon get better.

N/A: Well anon that requested this I hope you like it. Also the gifs are not mine, if they are yours I am sorry that I am using them without your permission I am sorry. The crackship is mine, the gifs are not. Thank you for reading and thank you for requesting it. Also there are a few requested that I got today, if you are reading this, I will try and post them tomorrow, thank you once more.

Stupid Smart Dog - Erik Durm

He was terrified, being in that dog park only holding that blue leash and no dog, he was terrified. He was pale, but in that moment it was like he was even worse. He was imagining his death coming slowly, and probably painfully. 

Who looses a dog in a dog park? Well in his opinion there were a lot of dogs and the one he was with was small, still a baby, but still he shouldn’t have lost the dog. And it wasn’t his dog, it was his girlfriend’s. So that make it even worse. He knew that Y/N loved that dog very much, he had given her the dog on their aniversary, so yeah he also loved that dog, but she loved it more. So he was terrified. He was scared as hell. 

He was looking really pale because his phone rang, it was his girlfriend. She would probably want to know how was he doing walking little Duque, a german shepherd. He wanted to tell her everything was going perfect, but he couldn’t lie to her, not when the lie was about her dog. He however could lie to her, like when he broke her favorite BVB Dortmund cup, that her best friend gave her when she found out the both of them were dating, he blamed it on the dog, he was a baby so he liked to play, so it was easy for him to blame the dog, she could kill him if she found out it was him, not on porpuse of course, but still. And even then he felt guilty so he had to give her another cup. 

After 3 very long hours and still no dog he had to answer her, he had to talk to her. He had to tell her that he lost her baby, maybe she would not speak to him for a week, or a month, would she break up with him? He hoped not. He grabbed his phone and pray that everything would go right.

  - Hey babe. - he said trying to sound that he was having fun.
  - How is everything going? Is Duque behaving?
  - Yeah, he is an amazing dog, he is very cute playing with other dogs.
  - Erik are you alright? - she asked knowing something was wrong.
  - I love you, you know that? I really really love you. I mean I even imagine myself in a year or two asking you to marry me, so you know that I love you?
   - Oh god what have you done?
   - I lost Duque. It was not my fault, I let him go from his leash, and then Felix called me, and when I looked up I didnt’ saw Duque, so I went looking for him and so far I couldn’t find him, and I am so sorry.
   - I know…
   - I will continue looking… wait what?
   - Duque showed up hours ago, that was why I was calling you. - she says holding her laughter.
   - I hate that dog. - he says and sighs relived. Well the park was really closed from her house, stupid smart dog - I am on my way home.
   - Don’t forget to bring ice cream, I am pretty sure you are going to need it, after all you were outsmarted by a dog. 

He hangs up the call and starts laughing alone. He looks around the park and shakes his head. Maybe it would be better to answer her call in the first place, and that way he didn’t had to be there for 3 hours looking for a dog that was already home.

Ruki and Reita discussing eyeball licking


so ruki read this one and before he began reading it, he and rei couldn’t figure out how to read the word “iris.” rei is like “i think it’s kousai” and ruki is like ehhh idk….eventually rei looks it up and it is in fact “kousai”

rei like “SEE i told u smh” and ruki’s like “…that was dumb luck”

they read this one as a scary story so there’s creepy bgm and ruki’s voice has an echo effect on it

Ruki: “Reita-san, Ruki-san. It’s very hot and humid, I hope you guys aren’t melting.”

(Reita snorts in background)

Ruki: “My ‘first time’ story is, a few years ago I licked someone’s iris – brackets – the part with the pupil.”

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: “Apparently if you fli– …if you fl– (trying not to laugh) if you flick your tongue on it it feels good, and I was pre….pre–(laughing)” (*there was some kind of typo here)

(Reita has been laughing in bg this whole time)

Ruki: “Pressured into doing it. I didn’t really want to do it because it freaked me out, but when I actually did it, it had a sweet taste and I was really surprised.”

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: “Have you two ever licked an eye before? Reita, if you haven’t, you should try it and let me know what you think!”

Reita: Okay. (nervous laughter)

Ruki: Bruh I just shed a tear.

Reita: Okay wait a second. (takes paper) So someone…told her to do it.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: They were like, hey lick my iris.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: And then she did it.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: …And it was kinda sweet.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: ……..Can I –

Ruki: (closes eyes) I knew you were gonna say that smh  

Reita: Open ur eyes

Ruki: (He either said ‘shinisou’ [I’m gonna die] or ‘shimisou’ [somethings gonna ooze out idk??????])

Reita: (laughing at own joke what else is new) …Damn so eye-licking kink is a real thing eh

Ruki: Yeah well I mean I’m not really surprised…it’s sweet though?

Reita: Is this a common fetish?

Ruki: Um obviously not

(both laugh)

Ruki: But like…the other person wanted her to do it, right? I wonder how she felt though…like at the end she says ‘it tastes pretty sweet’ but…even that kinda seems like [she wasn’t down]

Reita: Yeahh it’s kinda…


Reita: Doesn’t it kinda…smell like murder?

And my ass is sitting here and listening to it over and over again like WTF DOES THIS MEAN AM I MISSING SOMETHING and then

Ruki: Ah– ……..

(Reita laughs nervously)

(very long pause)

Reita: Shall we play a song?

Ruki: What? I thought you were good at this.

Reita: Ye I’m a natural

Ruki: Mhmm (showing Rei how it’s done now) We were having a pretty lit conversation just now…I got an equally lit song for u

Reita: (laughing ) O please

Ruki: This is like around the time you get tired right

Reita: Oh yeah cause it would be after two now right

Ruki: Yeah. Well I’ve listened to all the shows so far…and I gotta say some of you don’t play very fitting songs for the mood.

Reita: Oh, like songs that make you tired?

Ruki: Yeah or like they’re too noisy…but this one…this one is just right

Reita: Oh really?

Ruki: Yes

Reita: Oh I’d love to hear it

Ruki: Ok here it is… “Murder” by ROSSO

Like this idiot was trying to work the name of the song into the conversation and it made no fucking sense

And Ruki thinks the way he introduced it is better like

I quit the fandom

Only 3 more weeks of delusion

Yesterday I finished my final assignment of med school (oh my god I KNOW I am DONE and FREE) but I made the mistake of trying to work on it in the living room. My roommate asked what I was doing and I said “finishing this paper. I really need to just get it done.”

She can’t handle silence so she just kept saying random statements every minute or so like “oh my god this swim suit is really cute *turns computer to show me*” and I would like grunt or say “yeah” because I’m Fucking Working

And then


It’s completely silent, I’m working, she looks up at me..

She goes, “I’ve been learning the lyrics to Despacito! Listen!” She turns on the song, pulls up a lyric page and turns her computer towards me, and proceeds to SING THE SONG WHILE IT IS PLAYING AND I AM JUST SITTING THERE IN DISBELIEF LIKE WHY AM I FORCED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

I was so confused by this I stood up in the middle of the song and took my computer in my room and shut the door

I just go “cool. I gotta finish this.”

MerDragon McHanzo

Because I asked for an idea. @infinite-atmosphere provided and naturally I have to make it terrible. RIP.

Honestly, McCree hadn’t understood why Hanzo was so grumpy upon being given this mission. Well, grumpier than usual. The archer was even trying to worm his way out of it, which was quite uncharacteristic of him, though he hadn’t be able to provide a good enough reason to turn it down. Winston could be hella unrelenting, especially when big monkey man was stressed and his order of peanut butter was late.

Long story short, they were clambering up and down the rocky shores of Lanzarote. Mostly it was McCree who was doing the clumsy slipping. Hanzo managed to maintain every ounce of grace even though he was perching dangerously over a cliff side, calmly shooting down the local Talon providers. Why the fuck they were even out here in the first place, McCree didn’t even remember. His job was to keep their eyes off Hanzo and maybe, just maybe, if they wrapped it up quickly enough, they could enjoy a nice, romantic seaside date under the pale moonlight. Figuratively. It was new moon.

Perhaps that was a little bit too much to ask.

Their banter over the comm (of course Jesse did most of the talking, Hanzo was only grunting in response) was interrupted when an asshole spotted the archer. His startled shout raised McCree’s hackle, followed with a splash and then statics. Growling, McCree busted out his Deadeye, swiftly took care of the remaining criminals, before rushing over to where his comrade/teammate/love interest had fallen. The rocks were steep and slippery under his metallic fingers. Shallow water churned, seeming far too deep in the darkness. A searing worry burnt through McCree’s chest as he made his way down, his movements surer and smoother now that he wasn’t goofing about.

As he contacted the lapping waves, the surface broke with squirming arms. McCree’s chest constricted, all cautions threw to the wind as he dove in after Hanzo. The armours slowed him down a little, but there was so much relief exploded in his heart as he managed to grab a hold of the archer, dragging Hanzo’s back flat against his chest, and swam back to shore. There was some panicked struggling and McCree couldn’t help but noted Hanzo was somehow heavier than usual. 

“Yer fine, darlin’!” McCree tried to speak soothingly, which was kinda hard when Hanzo kept splashing salty water at his face, “I’ve go y’.”

“You don’t understand!!” Hanzo’s voice hadn’t lost that edge and he even tried to elbow McCree in the kidney, only to hiss when his flesh met the metal plating, “Unhand me this instant!”

“Don’t be ridiculous!” McCree snapped back, though there was a twinge of hurt in his voice. Did Hanzo hate being touched by him that badly? “Yer prob’bly have a hole on yer side! Ain’t gonna help when y’ keep buckin’ like a wild colt!”

That didn’t stop Hanzo from his wild thrashing, though it weakened the longer they stayed in water. He was losing blood and McCree couldn’t see a damn thing in the dark and salt in his eyes. He narrowly dodged Hanzo’s headbutt, though something sharp did graze McCree’s cheek.

That should have been enough of a warning.

By the time they made it to the sandier side of the beach, Hanzo was almost limp, his body weighted down against McCree, though there were still quite a few incoherent protests. Cursing as he rolled out from behind Hanzo, McCree rummaged through his sopping wet pockets for the flashlight.

“Y’ gotta lay off ‘em noodles, darlin’. I swear yer puttin’ on a few-…”

He almost dropped the flashlight.

Instead of legs, a long, swishing tail stretched out underneath the loose top Hanzo wore, shimmering in various shades of blue. Each scale was dusted with fine pale gold, sharp-tipped and framed with translucent dorsal fins. His side, where his left leg should have been, spotted a gaping wound, oozing blood out sluggishly. 

There were shock, rage, confusion, a mild case of fear and all around wonder spread across McCree’s head. Though Hanzo’s groan of pain kicked him back to reality. Which Jesse still wasn’t entirely sure if it was just lucid dreaming or not.

Yer a mermaid!” He managed to sputter out, some time after field dressing the wound, finding them a shallow cave to hide in and  stupidly gawking at Hanzo. The archer, though still pale around the edges, scoffed at him.

“Don’t be ridiculous. At least use the term merman.” Hanzo sniffed in a terribly dignified manner, shooting McCree a glare, “And no. I am not. I am a dragonkin.”

Oh, yes, that explained the stag-like horns on his head and the cascading tendrils.

“An’ here I thought y’ couldn’t get an’ prettier.” The awe in his voice was obvious, oozing with so much reverence it made Hanzo crossed his arms imperiously, even when there was pink marring his cheeks and neck.

“Jesse, please.”

I think in a way the signs were all there. You were drifting away and I knew it. I know that I knew it. But I don’t think I wanted to believe it so I brushed it off, and pretended like it wasn’t there but oh god it was all there.
Our conversations got shorter and shorter, and I tried, I tried to save it, tried to be more interesting, tried to have more to say but it was as if nothing I said was enough. no amount of words could make you feel what you felt in the beginning.
nothing I could say would bring us back to who we were. and I think in a way I knew that, I knew in your head we were already over and you were already past us
but I’m in my head and in my head there was still something to save.
You were still there, we were still there and all I could do was remember the way you used to look at me and compare it to the way that you look at me now and all i can think is what changed?
and I can’t get to the bottom of it.
I can’t understand how you can have so much love for someone one month and then have it all be gone the next. I don’t understand where it all went wrong and I can’t understand how 500 messages a day can turn into 5 messages a day all sent by me with your one and a half reply.
I don’t understand how a person can change their mind so quickly and I can’t help but tear myself apart over it.
I am going through my head and I am searching through our memories and picking out every single thing that I could of done wrong, and I can’t stop from blaming myself. I can’t stop thinking maybe if I didn’t call that time, maybe if I hadn’t showed this much emotion so quick, maybe what I felt scared you, but oh god it scared me too. It all scared me so much and you knew that, you knew how much falling for you scared me and you told me it didn’t need to and so I’m sorry but it just doesn’t make sense to me on why someone will give you everything and the second you start giving them everything back, they decide they don’t want you anymore. Why don’t you want me anymore?
Its gotten to the point where I don’t think theres anything to save anymore, all we have is my hopeless conversation in trying to stir something up again and your late one worded replies that scribble “its not you anymore”.
And so I will sit here and I will torture myself by reading our old texts trying to figure out why we don’t talk like that anymore and I will realize, you did care. it was there once. but its gone now, and it doesn’t want to come back.
—  on watching someone slip away
Naruto characters look after a small child!

Requested by oneofvizards!

Naruto characters! You suddenly have to take care of a small child! What do you do? 

1. Naruto

Naruto: “Awwww look! I’m gonna call you ‘Mini Naruto’! We can eat ramen together and I’ll show you all these cool places and-”

Kurama: “BRAT! I am NOT taking care of ANOTHER small child! Get away from it!”

Naruto: “What do you mean “Another”? I’m an adult!”


2. Kakashi

Kakashi: “Oh no no, not another one. I’ve done my time of looking after small children.”

Small child: *points to Pakkun* dog!

Kakashi: “……”

Kakashi: “Okay so this Pakkun, this is Shiba, this is Urushi, oh and you’re going to LOVE Guruko, this is Bisuke, don’t pull his tail, this is…”

3. Pein

Pein: “Gods should not need to look after children. However…I am at Konan’s request. Be sure not to disturb me while I work.”

Small child: “god!”

Pein: “Yes, that is me. I am a god. Good observation.”

Small child: “god!”

Pein: “Konan taught you well, it seems. Now if you want something to do hold this box of paperclips for me… no don’t chew on it I…very well you can keep them.”

4. Shikamaru

Shikamaru: “What a drag, stuck looking after a baby. I’m going to have to put up with crying and diapers and…”

Small child: *yawns and falls asleep*

Shikamaru: “……”

Shikamaru: “I like you, you know where it’s at.”

5. Sakura

Sakura: “What’s that? Some kid hit you in the school yard? Do you want me to go beat them up for you?”

Small child: *sniffs and nods*

Naruto: “SAKURA NO”

Sakura: “SAKURA YES.”

6. Kakuzu

Kakuzu: “This has got to be the single most humiliating thing I have ever done. Ever.”

Woman: “Oh! What a cute baby!”

Kakuzu: “……”

Kakuzu: “Wait!! Come back!! Would you like to PAY to HOLD HIM??”

7. Temari

Temari: “Listen kid, you’re going to grow up in a male dominated society. Which sucks. So you gotta make sure you show them that women can be strong too.”

Temari: “Here. This is a photo of my brother. This is the type of person you have to show that we can be-”

Small child: *starts biting the photo*

Temari: “…..now you’re getting it.”

8. A

A: “I’m sorry, Darui, was the child in my arms distracting you from your JOB?”

Darui: “Well I mean with all due respect you can’t really work with-”

Small child: *starts crying*


Darui: “Yes sir, sorry sir, I’m sure it had nothing to do with you flipping your desk over.”

9. Suigetsu

Suigetsu: “Hey Karin look, I made this kid look like a mini Sasuke!”

Karin: “Don’t be such an idiot Suigetsu!”

Suigetsu: “No seriously! Watch what I taught him!”

Small child: “Amatasu!”


10: Jiraiya

Jiraiya: “A kid. I’m stuck with a kid. AGAIN.”

Small child: *sneezes*

Woman: “Aw honey, bless you!”

Jiraiya: “……”


Age difference prompts
  • ‘listen, the fact that i am 15 years older than you only means i’ve had more time to learn programming than you so stop trying to hack my computer to send me love letters you dumbass amateur let me show you how it’s really done’ au
  • ‘oh my god is that a pile of rare ancient paraphernalia of my favourite old-timey fandom??’ au
  • ‘wait what do you mean my boyfriend was my dad’s junior in school’ au
  • 'your teenage celebrity crush is my current older celebrity crush??? oh my god you met them ten years ago tell me everything??’ au
  • 'you’re the cool older teacher and i’m the strict younger teacher please stop acting like you’re the one who’s the same age as these kids’ au
EXO Reaction Losing Their Short Girlfriend In A Crowd And Then Finding Her

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Anonymous said:

oh my god i love your blog * fangirl a bit * can I get a reaction to EXO loosing their short girlfriend in a big crowd and then finding her again ? :D

Let’s be honest here guys, this would be me with EXO. This is also me in the hall looking for my short friends. Short people trying to find short people in a crowd of tall people does. not. work. Just like, in case you couldn’t guess. #i don’t have a ton of heels to solve this problem #pssh 

Xiumin: *when he realizes he lost you*

Xiumin: great job, genius. You lost your girlfriend in a crowd of tall people. And you have no idea how find her again. *still starts looking for you while dialing your number* 

*when he finds you* 

Hello Y/N look who found you! *once he realizes the girl he is hugging is in fact you, feels really proud of himself and relieved he hadn’t hugged a stranger*

You: Oh look, my boyfriend, aka the guy who lost me. *you say to sass him before you turn around and hug him yourself, feeling relieved that he managed to find you*

Luhan: *when he realizes he lost you*

Luhan: I must look for Y/N with my all seeing googles. Then I will find her and she will see I am her manly man. Yes, good plan, Luhan. And she will love you for finding her and forget that you’re the one who lost her.

*when he finds you aka the second he sees you and then proceeds to tackle you over in a hug, victorious in his quest*

Kris: *when he realizes he lost you*

Kris: oh shit. How the hell am I supposed to see her when she’s short? Aya! All I see are heads and she’s shorter than average people’s heads. Damn it, you’re supposed to be tall and use the height to find your girlfriend. Aish…I’ll just hope she can see me in my giant-ness.

*when he finds you*

You: Yifan! Did you even try to look for me?

Kris: How the hell am I supposed to look for you? You’re short!

You: I know I’m short, idiot. But you’re tall! Can’t you use it?

Kris: Stop yelling at me, at least we found each other!

Suho: *when he realizes he lost you*

Suho: Right. Now I can find her and save the day without using my money just to show her that I can do things without money! Yes!

*When he finds you*

Suho: And there she is!

You: *crying because you couldn’t find him or see where you were and it was just stressful and as time wore on, you broke down* Where did you go?

Suho: perhaps buying her something will make her feel better *he thinks to himself while you collect yourself again in his arms*

Lay: *when he realizes he lost you*

Lay: *screaming into the towel freaking out before he goes to find you*

*When he finds you*

*comes up to you where you are sitting on a park bench, watching the people walk by hoping one is lay*

Lay: Hey there Jagi, are you ok?

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You: Yeah, I’m fine. Can we hold hands now so this doesn’t happen again?

Lay: Of course baby. *fluffy unicorn*

Baekhyun: *when he realizes he lost you*

Baekhyun: Oops…Time to go find her. Maybe I should stand on a bench.

*when he finds you*

Baekhyun: So you’re not mad that I lost you because I found you right?

You: *glare*

Baekhyun: Hey I know! Let’s get ice cream! hehehe

Chen: *when he realizes he lost you*

Chen: Right, so did anyone happen to see where she went? No? Great.

*when he finds you*

Chen: hey baby! I found you!

You: God Chen! I was so worried and I couldn’t find you anywhere! *you say hugging him happily*

Chen: I mean, a kiss would show how happy you are a lot better, yeah?

Chanyeol: *when he realizes he lost you*

Chanyeol: *reaction king mode on full blast* Oh god! What have I done? She’s so small she could get hurt!!

*when he finds you*

Chanyeol: And now that I’ve found you, you can’t get rid of me! Haha, never gonna lose you again!

DO: *when he realizes he lost you*

DO: *going about the place like normal until moment he realies* how the hell am I supposed to find her? I’m not tall either! !*$&%&^@^

*when he finds you*

DO: ah yes Kyungsoo you did it! you did it! you did it! 

Tao: *when he realizes he lost you*

Tao: How could I let this happen? Chen, I’m terrible!

Chen: We can go look for her…It’s ok.

*when he finds you*

Tao: Ah yessss! I did it! Best boyfriend ever! Haha!

Kai: *when he realizes he lost you*

Kai: Aish…Where did she say she was going again? I was thinking about chicken and if there would be anything for my dogs in that pet store…Aish…Where oh where to look for that girl.

*when he finds you*

Kai: I’m so glad I found you! Now let’s go home where I can’t lose you!

You: Kai, I told you where I was going

Kai: *awkward laughter*

Sehun: *when he realizes he lost you*

Sehun: Op she’s lost again. Just perfect. Now I have to deal with this. *sigh*

*when he finds you*

Sehun: *mocking you because he is a brat* Ah! Oh stop your freaking out! I found you! Just calm down, jeesh.

When they hear another member moaning their name while sleeping

Oh my god ahahahah xD aight I will try my best, this is gonna be fun~

Here goes!


*The next morning*

‘’Listen Chanyeol, I know you want me, but I can’t fucking sleep with you moaning my name all night.’’

CY: ‘’I- wat?’’

‘’You can’t deny what has been done. I got a video of it too.’’


*Hears Baekhyun moaning his name while sleeping.*

‘’So who’s the one moaning now. I knew you can’t resist me.’’


*Records Suho moaning his name and shows it to him the next day*

‘’Any last words before this goes viral?’’ *Can’t stop laughing and giggling like an elementary school girl.*


*Starts to freak out when he hears Kai moaning his name several times.*

’Oh my god does that mean he likes me more than a friend? Can I finally confess? What am I going to do? I can’t look him straight in the eyes anymore!’#HARDCOREFANGIRL

*BONUS: The next day he keeps grinning and giggling whenever he sees Kai.*

Kai: ‘’Kyungsoo-ah did you see my phone?’’

‘’No-o.. I di..didn’t ‘’ *Giggles and keeps grinning.*

Kai: ‘’Everything alright with you buddy?’’


On the outside embarrassed fangirl Kai

’Oh my god, Kyungsoo.’

On the inside though…

’I knew you want me~’’ * ‘Pitbull - I know you want me’ playing in the background lol*


‘’I knew it Tao! I knew you can’t resist me, you can’t deny it now! But then again no one can resist THE WU YI FAN~’’ *Satisfied with himself.*


*Startled by the loud moaning noises Sehun makes.*

‘’What’s that? What’s happening?’’


*Hears Minseok moaning his name and immediately runs into his room.*

‘’I’m here! Let’s do this!’’ *Sees him sleeping. 

‘’Aw man…’’


*After hearing Lay moaning his name.*



*Hears Chen moaning his name and lies down next to him like that waiting for him to wake up.*

‘’No one can resist Sudaddy.’’ I’m so sorry omg XD


*Hears Kris moaning his name and wakes up from it.*

‘’Wtf is this monstrous noise, it sounds horrible, like a dying walrus.’’


*Like Kyungsoo can’t contain his feelings and keeps fangirling and giggling whenever he sees Luhan the next day.*

Aight, that’s about it!~ I hope you like it and sorry for the late reply~ I still have 14 asks or so left ;A;

My ASKBOX is OPEN. I make EXO and BTS reactions~

I was tagged by @severeminx ​ ! Thank you a lot for tagging this silly reblog trash girl♥

RULES: choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends.

I choose:

  • Yuri!!! on ICE
  • Madoka Magica
  • Harry Potter

The first character you loved:

  • Madoka, so pretty and so pure♥
  • Harry himself ;; it was so nice and awesome to read from his amazed-by-this-whole-world-that-is-mine point of view

The character you relate to the most:

  • yuri plisetsky because I also want to show others how good I am and that I should not be underestimated
  • Sayaka Miki oh god, if I ever reincarnate in an anime I’m 100% sure I would be Sayaka Miki. Everything she did in the damn anime I would have done as well, even having a not so subtle bisexual revelation that’s why I always defend her because I’m actually defending my actions lol
  • Luna Lovegood, I want to be myself and be comfortable around my friends

The character you’d slap:

  • Michele Crispino omg dude chill out
  • Homura jfc girl get yourself a fucking grip but I would also slap Sayaka
  • James Fleamont Potter bc that aint how you gonna get that girl mister lemme talk to you about this muggle concept called feminism

Three favorite characters (these are in order of preference):

  • Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek Altin and lately, Isabella Yang♥
  • Sayaka Miki, Madoka Kaname and Kyoko Sakura
  • Luna Lovegood, Scorpius Malfoy and Fred Weasley

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore:

  • Viktor
  • Homura
  • JK Rownling herself after she said Hermione and Ron weren’t meant for each other

A character you did not like at first, but they’ve grown on you:

  • No one???? I don’t like Michele but he hasn’t grown on me, but I LOVE TO DEATH the whole cast, I even loved JJ when he appeared and everyone seems to hate him ):
  • Mami!
  • Sirius. I didn’t like him that much and I know this is the most unpopular opinion out there, but PoA isn’t my fave book nor is it in my top 3 nor 5 lol. The character grew a lot on me after I started seeing him more from Harry’s eyes

3 OTPs:

  • Carve the word “Otayuri" on my coffin
  • Sayaka/Kyoko
  • Scorbus♥♥♥

Tagging: @harakiri-sunshine @tsukistrukis @lightmyluz @neiljosteq @space-romeo @sayi @nsolace @coaxial


Requested by Anon #200

Snart: So you two looked cosy.
Y/N: Watch it Snart, people will start to think you’re jealous.
Snart: Jealous? Me? I could kill him within a minute.
Y/N: Yeah maybe don’t say that in public.
Snart: I’m not stupid Rookie.
Y/N: Aw I actually think you like me.
Snart: Wait a minute, you were the one that  wanted to have a “heart to heart.”
Y/N: You suggested it!
Snart: As a joke! Also YOU leaned in to kiss ME! Did you tell Detective Douche that?!
Y/N: Okay one, I should never have let you watch Lucifer in my house and two, he flirted with me! What is so wrong with that? Am I too flawed to be with someone?! Is that it?!
Snart: You’re perfect! It’s the exact opposite of what you think! But I definitely don’t want HIM anywhere near you!
Y/N: Oh my god. You are jealous! *laughs*
Snart: Oh you know what? I’m done trying to talk to you Y/N.
Y/N: Aw come on, don’t be like that.
Snart: And also Lucifer is a great show. *walks away*
Y/N: *laughs* This is payback for teasing me Snart.


hearing your boyfriend’s voice first thing in the morning…