oh god i am so done with this show

okay, no spoilers, but joe nicolosi is fucking KILLING IT on red versus blue right now. if you are holding off on watching the show because you hate watching it a week at a time, YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE IT THIS YEAR.

take it from someone who literally bailed on the chorus arc for two years until it was finished: this season is f i r e

Otayuri fic recs #3

Sweet Summer Mornings by thelonelywriter (oneshot, nsfw)

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD HOW CAN SOMETHING BE SO PERFECT Listen to me this fic made me smile so hard just when i needed it the most. So basically this is 10k words of Otayuri fluff and smut. They are so perfect together. SO BEAUTIFUL ❤❤❤❤

Hashtags by abrandnewheart (oneshot, sfw)

It is gonna kill you and your life will be ruined after reading this. In other words beutiful angst thet will leave you with a lot feelings. I hate it and I love it at the same time. Thank you @mylittlesecretshelter for recommending me this.Don’t read if you dont want to be sad,

Honey, We Broke the Children by blackmountainbones (oneshot, teen and up)

OMG this is so funny I’ve been laughiing the whole time while reading this. Victor is a main character and he is super worried about Yurio( Yurio has a daddy kink #daddybek ;) ) and it is super funny and adorable. 

Gold Medal by howlingmoonrise (TheDarkStoryteller) (oneshot, nsfw)

So in this one Otabek is completely different than in most fics but it is so cool to read. Also this one is super hot.

Halsey Series of Sin by siren of old (series, nsfw)

Ok so this is series of 6 short fics that shows development of their feeling for each other. I love it so much because you can find here fluff, smut and angst (aka everything I need from a good fic). and OMG everything is perfect here you have to read it you won’t regret it I promise

How Long You Walked For (til you got lost tonight) by LiviKate (oneshot, nsfw)

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING I LOVE IT SO MUCH the ending just killed me with its cuteness everything here is just perfect I am so in love just asdfghjkl AMAZING okay i am done screaming about it so Otabek here loves Yurio so much but is completely oblivious to the other boy feelings

I really hope you are gona like it. If you do, don’t forget to leave kudos and comments under the fics. This authors deserve them so much

watermelonpp  asked:

Oh, also, question! This is been bugging me for a while. But who told DJ about birds and bees? Or does having internet in his head helps?

Well, Steve and Tony were kinda having sex in the workshop while Dummy was present, so Jarvis got stuck with a lot of of the initial “human sexuality is confusing and must we discuss this?’ talks.

Once is DJ is a consideration, Steve is pretty traumatized by the idea that yes.  Their kid has kind of sort of (totally) seen them having sex.  Tony is just resigned.  He’s had too many public sex scandals, this just feels like his past coming back to bite him on the ass.

As DJ gets older, Steve dedicates himself to a plan of comprehensive sexual education.  There are charts.  There are visual aids.  There are text books.

Everyone waits until he’s done soldiering on, then Nat shows up to provide actual useful information.  With reluctant assistance from Clint.

“Nat, I lost my virginity in a barn.”

“Virginity is a social construct.  And you grew up in Iowa, so I doubt you were alone in having your first sexual encounter be judged by bovines.”

“There weren’t COWS, what the hell-”

“Sheep, then.”

“Nat.  Why am I here?”

“Because Phil’s on assignment.”

“There’s got to be someone better.”

“Right.  Thor?  Bruce?”



“Oh, god, I’m the best choice.”

“Yes.  Yes, you are.  DJ?  Any questions?”

“I have internet.  In my head.”

“Never, ever use that, baby.”

Dear Mom,

I’m sorry.
Oh if I only could express how sorry I am!
You always wanted the best for me.
You’ve made mistakes but not on purpose.
All these years you’ve been and you still are my biggest support.
Even now, when I honestly do not deserve it.

I think of you as a person that is just too kind for this world.
And so am I.
We’re so similar in many things and, oh god, did we laugh about things that no one else understood.
I know that I sometimes can’t really show it.
No, honestly. I’ve done you wrong so many times just because I couldn’t handle a stupid mood swing or had no cigarettes left.
You do not deserve this.
You deserve so much better.
But i love you, I love you so much.
And I need you.
I’m an awful daughter and i don’t know if I can change but you’re my world, mom.
You’re everything to me and I’m proud to say that because you’re the best thing in my whole life.
You were the one that rubbed my back and dried my swollen eyes when i was crying my eyes out over a guy that I met secretly.
You were the one that forced me to go to the hospital when all i wanted was an overdose.
You cared for my cuts.
And i know that seeing them broke your heart.
And knowing that breaks my heart.
You wouldn’t say it but you hate blue hair and black clothes and all the piercings and stuff. And I have all of it.
But you still hold my tattooed hand.
I don’t know where my life began to turn wrong and everything crashed and the burning pieces fell down on me.
But one thing I know for sure: it isn’t your fault.
You did so good, really.
You warned me about the older boys, the drugs that take you to heaven but then to hell, all of it.
I didn’t listen.
I guess I just had to experience it myself.
My heart explodes in my chest when I think about what I put you through.
I made you cry.
I made you feel helpless.
I made you get so exhausted mentally that you had to seek help yourself.
I can never make that up to you.

You’re the best and I honestly don’t know why you’re still by my side.
But I love you, I love you so much it hurts.

—  Love letter to my mother.

Title: An experiment gone right

Pairing: Phan                                                                  

Rating/Warning: NC-17; messy, hilarious, hot sex plus feels in every sense of the word                                                            

Word Count: 10,500                                                      

Summary: At a party, Phil suggests an experiment to test if he and Dan really are 100 percent platonic. What, after all, would happen if they kissed? 

A/N: Sequel “The Morning After" here 


“Phil!” Dan dragged the word into two syllables, calling into the expanses of their flat. He was in the process of shimmying into a pair of trousers, his newly straightened fringe threatening dishevelment from the exertion. It wasn’t like Dan was all that large  –  despite his severe allergy to the gym  –  but it seemed that suspiciously purchased foreign jeans always came two sizes smaller than marketed.  Dan let out a triumphant “Ha!” as he finally fastened the top button and pulled the zip. Then, he slumped back onto his comforter and took a deep breath.

“PHIL!” he shouted again, on the exhale, “Have you seen my shirt?”

“Can you be more specific!” Phil’s voice echoed in return.

“The black one! With the things!” 

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anonymous asked:

Okay so I have this new headcannon for reasons unknown that Bucky gets irrationally angry/swears a lot when Tony is being cute (it's because of the thing in your brain that can't handle cute so when you see cute things it responds with aggression and that's why you want to squeeze/hug cute things) so when Tony is cute Bucky kinda gets flustered and swears and hugs Tony a lot. Love what has been going on with Long Distance too❤️❤️

Ok so this turned into the fluffiest, cutest shit ever.


The first time it happened, Tony wasnt really sure what was going on.

One minute he had been curled up on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and trying his hardest to resemble a burrito because it was fucking freezing—

—-and the next minute Bucky had stomped into the room and grabbed him, blanket and all, hugging him close and growling? before depositing him back on the couch and stomping back out.

Tony had been so shocked he couldnt even be upset about it, had just laughed to himself and curled closer into the blanket.


Then it happened again, several weeks later, as Tony was sitting at the kitchen table eating nachos.

He was sharing the plate with Sam, each trying to get the biggest chip with the most cheese, and had ended up with cheese hanging off his nose.

Tony had spent an inordinate amount of time trying to lick the cheese off his own tongue as Sam just laughed at him, but their funny moment was interrupted when Bucky shoved off the counter and crossed the kitchen, swiping the cheese almost violently off Tonys nose and running his fingers through Tonys hair, tugging gently but looking pissed off.

Once he left the room, Sam swiveled around and stared at Tony with wide eyes, who was looking back at him with equally wide eyes.

“What just happened?”

“Um, I think me having cheese on my nose irritated Bucky? Im not real sure.” Tony said slowly. Sam shook his head, then reached out and snatched the last big chip.


One night when Bucky was in the lab letting Tony work on his arm, Tony wiped at his face, leaving a smear of grease across his cheek.

“Tony you got–” Bucky motioned to his cheek, and Tony grinned.

“Thanks.” he tried to wipe it off, which just made it worse of course, and Bucky clenched his fist in frustration.

“Goddamit Tony!” he snapped and yanked Tony down into his lap, smashing their mouths together in a hard kiss.

“Bucky!” Tony leaned away. “What–and I mean this from the bottom of my heart– what in the actual fuck are you doing?!”

“You have been so cute lately!” Bucky grumbled. “So damn cute with your stupid blanket burritos and the way you eat and now you have grease on your face and I cant–I cant—I just want to like, squeeze you violently.”

“Squeeze me violently.” Tony repeated, and his face turned red as he tried not to laugh. “Violently? You cant squeeze me gently?”

“Well I–” Buckys mouth opened and then closed as he thought about it. “Truthfully I didnt think about how you would respond and–”

“Because if you wanted to squeeze me gently–” Tony looked down at where he was half straddling Buckys lap. “I wouldnt be opposed to it. You dont have to get violent when you think Im cute. You could you know… just kiss me or something.”

“Yeah?” Bucky asked in surprise and Tony nodded, sliding further up his thighs and looping his arms around Buckys neck.

“I mean, kiss me gently, of course. I dont really do violent snuggles? But Im not opposed to non violent demonstrations.”

“Oh.” Bucky thought for a minute, then cupped Tonys jaw carefully and touched their lips together in a short kiss, then again, a litle longer. When Tony sighed into it, Bucky pulled him closer and kissed him again, his tongue pressing against the seam of Tonys lips until he opened with a short gasp and Bucky could stroke into his mouth, tasting and licking every corner of him.

“Wow.” Tony stammered when they finally parted, even though Bucky didnt let him go far, taking little tastes of his lips, nipping lightly along his jaw. “Bu-bucky wow. How do you–why havent we done this before? Why is this the first time I know how well you can kiss?”

“You are the cutest thing Ive ever seen.” Bucky whispered, and Tony just sort of melted against him.

“Keep showing me how cute I am.”

“All day long, sweet thing.” Bucky promised. “All night long too.”

“Oh my god.” Tony groaned and Bucky laughed quietly.

“So damn cute.”

Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812

Just got back and my mind’s all a whirl but heres’s some notes:

  • Thank you everyone who advised me where to sit in the theater because I got the BEST SEATS and we saw EVERYTHING I think and I am so stoked. Middle front mezzanine all the way, three rows back from the balcony edge. Perfection. 
  • I cried during the opening because I’m so happy I got to take my mom to see this show, she’s never been to Broadway before and she’s done so much for me and I bought tickets for us and I am so happy!
  • what even is this set it’s incredible 
  • where do I look I have to look everywhere oh god I need to see this show 20 times
  • Is Natasha being seduced by Helene or Anatole? Yes. 
  • C O S T U M E S
  • So many bright lights my eyes help please my eyes
  • Poignant snowfall 
  • Denée Benton is the embodiment of that “have you ever seen a woman so beautiful you started crying?” post, because that’s actually what I did tonight. She was onstage, she started singing, and I started weeping at her beauty. I feel honored to have seen her perform. 
  • Accordion duel!
  • Homoerotic masquerade 
  • That clarinet player in the orange jacket was a lovely example of @orangegoth
  • Heartbreaking “I’m still your friend even if you forgot about me” song
  • The inexplicable song for the world’s most charismatic Uber driver, that becomes the most heartpounding spectacle in the entire performance 
  • Ominous figures in robes, chanting
  • lights are stars. lights are comets. lights are romance. lights are loneliness. LIGHTS.
  • Imply the incest but don’t imply it as strongly as the miniseries, well done
  • Josh Groban sang “Dust and Ashes” and emotionally D E S T R O Y E D me. I felt EVERY emotion, and I felt them so strongly I started shaking, dug my nails into my palms, pressed my hands over my mouth, sobbed, and when it was over I clapped with everyone else and I also SCREAMED because EMOTIONS and I’m sorry I screamed but I really couldn’t hold back and I doubt anyone heard that. Fuck that guy I hope he wins the Tony for that song alone dear gods.
  • Mirror check ; )
  • Bizarre symbolic sex ballet
  • ~ S I R E N S ~
  • Is Glitter Mustache Man the same as Tore Off Shirt After Table Dance Man?
  • Helene had the most fabulous outfits I adore her so much
  • You are now surrounded by ominous wailing 
  • The conductor getting shoved out of his spot by Pierre for some solo Sad Songs
  • Clarinet girl carried off on a piggyback ride
  • Dolokhov wasn’t there nearly enough as far as I’m concerned
  • Glass rim humming
  • Lifting your dance partner up on the edge of the balcony, just ensemble things
  • The Anachronistic Rave Dance Orgy was a bit weird
  • Mail time! Here’s the mail it never fails :DDD
  • Pierre rousing himself from his Depression Pit only to stagger around and then drag Anatole in there to have a fight in about 2ft square of stage space and nearly murder him with a paperweight, which if he’d done that 2 hours ago would have saved everyone the trouble, but who’d have wanted that?
SMTM6 Ep. 4

- Did you see how Dok2 looks at Hash Swan I’m SO soft
- Zico and the other producers supporting Ato just made my day
- Dean yelling “안돼” is so cute I’m gonna need a sound byte pronto
- Penomeco and Punchnello are dead and so am I
- Failing Penomeco and Punchnello is the worst thing Show Me the Money has ever done to me
- Olltii is my last hope
- Oh my god in what world do I lose Penomeco and Punchnello but Truedy gets to stay

heatwaves and stolen clothes (connor murphy x reader)

request: “could you do a connor x reader imagine with a whole lot of fluff with the prompts “shut up and kiss me already” and “is that my shirt?” where connor has really liked the reader but the reader has just started to develop feelings for him? and lots of fluff?” 

word count: 1382 

warnings: uhhh fluff and like one swear word??? 


a/n: again this might be a lil ooc but its cute and i’m proud of it! 

Originally posted by mike-faists

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How to call for Viktor
  • Yurio: where's the idiot couple?
  • True Friend Phichit: Don't worry I got this! *inhales*
  • Yuuri "just as extra but hides it well" Katsuki: *horrified tone* Viktor NO.
  • True Friend Phichit: There they are!
  • Yuri "I am so done with this shit" Plisetsky: WTF?!?!
Shut Up// Justin Laboy

Warning(s): Cursing, drug mention

Word Count: 1090

Summary: You like him but he likes someone else cliche.

Requested: No

You were extremely late to class. Your car had broken down and you had to walk a mile in order to get to your high school. Finally reaching the door, you stare at the knob as you prepare for the awkward walk of shame as everyone watches you. With one pull you open the door and immediately turn to your usual seat next to your best friend, only to see a girl you’ve never seen halfheartedly talking to Justin, occupying your seat. You quickly sit in the chair behind Justin and tap his shoulder, trying to get the notes you missed.

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Ruki and Reita discussing eyeball licking


so ruki read this one and before he began reading it, he and rei couldn’t figure out how to read the word “iris.” rei is like “i think it’s kousai” and ruki is like ehhh idk….eventually rei looks it up and it is in fact “kousai”

rei like “SEE i told u smh” and ruki’s like “…that was dumb luck”

they read this one as a scary story so there’s creepy bgm and ruki’s voice has an echo effect on it

Ruki: “Reita-san, Ruki-san. It’s very hot and humid, I hope you guys aren’t melting.”

(Reita snorts in background)

Ruki: “My ‘first time’ story is, a few years ago I licked someone’s iris – brackets – the part with the pupil.”

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: “Apparently if you fli– …if you fl– (trying not to laugh) if you flick your tongue on it it feels good, and I was pre….pre–(laughing)” (*there was some kind of typo here)

(Reita has been laughing in bg this whole time)

Ruki: “Pressured into doing it. I didn’t really want to do it because it freaked me out, but when I actually did it, it had a sweet taste and I was really surprised.”

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: “Have you two ever licked an eye before? Reita, if you haven’t, you should try it and let me know what you think!”

Reita: Okay. (nervous laughter)

Ruki: Bruh I just shed a tear.

Reita: Okay wait a second. (takes paper) So someone…told her to do it.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: They were like, hey lick my iris.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: And then she did it.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: …And it was kinda sweet.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: ……..Can I –

Ruki: (closes eyes) I knew you were gonna say that smh  

Reita: Open ur eyes

Ruki: (He either said ‘shinisou’ [I’m gonna die] or ‘shimisou’ [somethings gonna ooze out idk??????])

Reita: (laughing at own joke what else is new) …Damn so eye-licking kink is a real thing eh

Ruki: Yeah well I mean I’m not really surprised…it’s sweet though?

Reita: Is this a common fetish?

Ruki: Um obviously not

(both laugh)

Ruki: But like…the other person wanted her to do it, right? I wonder how she felt though…like at the end she says ‘it tastes pretty sweet’ but…even that kinda seems like [she wasn’t down]

Reita: Yeahh it’s kinda…


Reita: Doesn’t it kinda…smell like murder?

And my ass is sitting here and listening to it over and over again like WTF DOES THIS MEAN AM I MISSING SOMETHING and then

Ruki: Ah– ……..

(Reita laughs nervously)

(very long pause)

Reita: Shall we play a song?

Ruki: What? I thought you were good at this.

Reita: Ye I’m a natural

Ruki: Mhmm (showing Rei how it’s done now) We were having a pretty lit conversation just now…I got an equally lit song for u

Reita: (laughing ) O please

Ruki: This is like around the time you get tired right

Reita: Oh yeah cause it would be after two now right

Ruki: Yeah. Well I’ve listened to all the shows so far…and I gotta say some of you don’t play very fitting songs for the mood.

Reita: Oh, like songs that make you tired?

Ruki: Yeah or like they’re too noisy…but this one…this one is just right

Reita: Oh really?

Ruki: Yes

Reita: Oh I’d love to hear it

Ruki: Ok here it is… “Murder” by ROSSO

Like this idiot was trying to work the name of the song into the conversation and it made no fucking sense

And Ruki thinks the way he introduced it is better like

I quit the fandom

sub-etheric  asked:

Hi Sam, just wanted to thank you for inspiring me to start running last year! I've built up from 60 second intervals to being finally brave enough to complete my first race - I did the final 5.3 mile leg of a marathon relay today. Managed about 4 miles before walking a bit then running the big finish - I may have been equally cursing you part way round for starting this and using your reassurance on walking to help! I averaged 10:59 pace and have a snazzy medal so am super happy :D Thank you!

Oh my god, that’s awesome! Better than I can do after two years, so well done you. Congratulations, show off that medal! 

Do No Harm - Chapter 10 - Final

I swear by Apollo the Healer

Wanna read previous chapters?: Ch. 1, Ch. 2, Ch. 3, Ch. 4, Ch. 5, Ch.6, Ch.7, Ch.8, Ch.9

3747 Words

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Yup, this is the end. Thank you all for reading. You have been wonderful!

It felt good to be flying again. As much as flying meant responsibility, Angela hadn’t realized how much she truly missed it. She wore her Valkyrie armor more often than not now. It was good. This was a good thing.

Still, she would have rather not been dodging enemy fire while doing it. That was not so great.

The strike team had been deployed to Morocco to assist with a hostage situation the local authorities were ignoring. An extremist group was holding three scientists in a compound. A stealth mission had already failed, so the recalled Overwatch agents were trying their best to brute force their way in.

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N/A: Well anon that requested this I hope you like it. Also the gifs are not mine, if they are yours I am sorry that I am using them without your permission I am sorry. The crackship is mine, the gifs are not. Thank you for reading and thank you for requesting it. Also there are a few requested that I got today, if you are reading this, I will try and post them tomorrow, thank you once more.

Stupid Smart Dog - Erik Durm

He was terrified, being in that dog park only holding that blue leash and no dog, he was terrified. He was pale, but in that moment it was like he was even worse. He was imagining his death coming slowly, and probably painfully. 

Who looses a dog in a dog park? Well in his opinion there were a lot of dogs and the one he was with was small, still a baby, but still he shouldn’t have lost the dog. And it wasn’t his dog, it was his girlfriend’s. So that make it even worse. He knew that Y/N loved that dog very much, he had given her the dog on their aniversary, so yeah he also loved that dog, but she loved it more. So he was terrified. He was scared as hell. 

He was looking really pale because his phone rang, it was his girlfriend. She would probably want to know how was he doing walking little Duque, a german shepherd. He wanted to tell her everything was going perfect, but he couldn’t lie to her, not when the lie was about her dog. He however could lie to her, like when he broke her favorite BVB Dortmund cup, that her best friend gave her when she found out the both of them were dating, he blamed it on the dog, he was a baby so he liked to play, so it was easy for him to blame the dog, she could kill him if she found out it was him, not on porpuse of course, but still. And even then he felt guilty so he had to give her another cup. 

After 3 very long hours and still no dog he had to answer her, he had to talk to her. He had to tell her that he lost her baby, maybe she would not speak to him for a week, or a month, would she break up with him? He hoped not. He grabbed his phone and pray that everything would go right.

  - Hey babe. - he said trying to sound that he was having fun.
  - How is everything going? Is Duque behaving?
  - Yeah, he is an amazing dog, he is very cute playing with other dogs.
  - Erik are you alright? - she asked knowing something was wrong.
  - I love you, you know that? I really really love you. I mean I even imagine myself in a year or two asking you to marry me, so you know that I love you?
   - Oh god what have you done?
   - I lost Duque. It was not my fault, I let him go from his leash, and then Felix called me, and when I looked up I didnt’ saw Duque, so I went looking for him and so far I couldn’t find him, and I am so sorry.
   - I know…
   - I will continue looking… wait what?
   - Duque showed up hours ago, that was why I was calling you. - she says holding her laughter.
   - I hate that dog. - he says and sighs relived. Well the park was really closed from her house, stupid smart dog - I am on my way home.
   - Don’t forget to bring ice cream, I am pretty sure you are going to need it, after all you were outsmarted by a dog. 

He hangs up the call and starts laughing alone. He looks around the park and shakes his head. Maybe it would be better to answer her call in the first place, and that way he didn’t had to be there for 3 hours looking for a dog that was already home.

Star Pulse
Star Pulse


@saltedsaltine I have never done any music like this before oh my god but I really wanted to try and produce a massive synth-heavy track that is in the style of music I know you adore. So… I hope I succeeded for you and you enjoy Star Pulse

Big love, I am so happy to be your friend!! 

anonymous asked:

Heyy!^^ How would the Nordics calm down their s/o, who mostly shakes, trembles and whimpers when they are scared or stressed? (Oh god, i am so sorry if i wrote anything incorrectly ><)

Hello!! Everything was written perfectly, don’t worry c:

Denmark (Matthias Køhler): He’s not the best when it comes down to dealing with others and their feelings! This poor baby will be so panicky himself, just trying to get his love to calm down. He’ll hold them and let them cry, play with their hair, rub their back– just anything to get them to stop the whimpering and crying and shaking. Seeing his S/O in such terrible distress causes him distress too but he makes sure that doesn’t show. When they’re done, he’ll bombard them with questions.

Norway (Lukas Bondevik): This boy understands. Matthias has dealt with him. He tends to whimper and shake whenever he’s crying and stressed out. He can’t stand to see his S/O like this. He’s not the best with his emotions, so he’ll most likely do what Matthias does- except he doesn’t bombard them with questions. He’ll ask them if everything is okay, and if they need anything.

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna): Thanks to Tino, he’s quite good when it comes down to dealing with things like this. He’ll pull them aside into a safer spot and sit down with them. Depending on what they want, he’ll either give them space or be as close to them as possible. He just needs to be there with them so they know they’re okay, and so he knows that they’re okay. He’ll give them blankets, cuddle with them and give them some good food.

Iceland (Emil Steilsson): This poor boy… he’s the worst when it comes down to dealing with these sorts of emotions from others, despite understanding the feelings. However that doesn’t stop them from trying. He’ll most likely tell them to breathe while holding their hands and just… assuring them that they’re okay, and that nobody will harm them and that he’s there.

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen): It’s no surprise that he’s the best when it comes down to dealing with things like this. He pulls them into a safer space before covering them with blankies and putting on a good TV show. He makes them some good food and gets them a lot of water before laying down with- or around -them. If he’s laying down with them, he cuddles them and strokes their hair. He gets super close. When they ask for space and just want him around, he tends to stroke their hair without getting so close. Either way he’s saying sweet things and assuring them they’re okay.