- riverdale: betty and veronica kiss in the tryouts but they're totally platonic and not canon!!1!1!
- me: fuck this queerbaiting i am so done with it
- riverdale: betty and veronica are still not going to be canon, but will kiss again at a slumber party!!!11!1!!
- me: oh my god i love this show i canNOT WAIT
I want to ravage your entire frame. My servos will explore and violate every inch of your being as my glossa intake works upon you. I will steal your lips and claim them as my own, your frame pleasured for hours on end. My little Bumblebee, I will show you the true meaning of pleasure. If you would be my Valentine, all of this and so much more will be coming to you. You know who I am and I can wait for your response. I am ready for you, my sweet.