illyanapryde: one and three are literally the trope of male and female co-workers who hate each other but are paired up all the time and i really hope this one ends with the two of them falling in love like the trope always does
Hey girl, are you feeling alright? *Goes on period* There, that any better? :)
What. No. You just made it ten times worse.
But look, it means you can have a child! Ok, since you don't like my gift, I'll try again. *Aches all over*
Oh my god, stop. Every time you try to "help," you're making it worse. I don't want to have a kid, at least not this way.
Please, you know that this is the best. You know what, since it's you, I'll try one more time. *Swells up chest a bit and makes that area hurt more so I can't bind* There, now all the boys will want you!
the day that james potter died lily evans lost the love of her life, harry potter lost his father, sirius black lost his brother, remus lupin lost his savior, peter pettigrew lost his hero and all the world lost this brave boy with the crooked smile and messy dark hair that only wanted to live in a world with more jokes and less hate
Have I ever mentioned how damn attractive Wei is? No? WELP….
OH MY GOD THIS BOY IS HOT BUT ALSO A SMOL CHILD WHO NEEDS PROTECTION BUT OH GOD HES ATTRACTIVE LIKE STOP PLEASE YOURE GOING TO KILL ME I ADORE YOU BUT BOY CONTROL YOURSELF
Okay but he’s not just my bias in Up10tion just because of the Wei he looks ( sorry pun fully intended). He’s so nice to the members, has a wonderful sense of humor, will remember people at a fansign, has extremely…special…dancing skills when they are bored in the practice room, just everything about him I love and adore
I was just thinking about how I’ll probably still be listening to bands like Twenty One Pilots, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, and Fall Out Boy when I’m in my 30s and have teenage children and they’ll be like “oh god no mom, not this again I don’t want to listen to this shit” and I can’t help but laugh at the scene playing in my head
My emotions watching the Valentines Day episode of Ghost Adventures for the first time
Me: Zak…Zak stop…
Me:Aaron you beautiful idiot
Me:Zak honey no…
Me: Oh my fucking god dude
Me:is this real life?
Me:Nick you go downstairs this instant sir!
Me: Oh my God Zak pls STAHP
Me:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU WRITE IN THAT LETTER
ME:SOMEONE TAKE ME RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FIND IT
ME: I WANT TO READ IT WHAT IF IT’S ROMANTIC AF
ME: I’M GONNA CRY NOW
maybe if you just stop comparing yourself to others and using your mental illness as a crutch you would be a happier person all together bc yknow after all the world is what you make of it :)))))))