oh god help me i can't stop

  • Me: *puts my hand in my hair to itch my scalp*
  • Me: ho don't do it
  • Me: *starts pulling out hair instead*
  • Me: oh my god
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illyanapryde: one and three are literally the trope of male and female co-workers who hate each other but are paired up all the time and i really hope this one ends with the two of them falling in love like the trope always does

Me and my body right now
  • Me: *Is experiencing dysphoria*
  • My body: Hey girl, are you feeling alright? *Goes on period* There, that any better? :)
  • Me: What. No. You just made it ten times worse.
  • My body: But look, it means you can have a child! Ok, since you don't like my gift, I'll try again. *Aches all over*
  • Me: Oh my god, stop. Every time you try to "help," you're making it worse. I don't want to have a kid, at least not this way.
  • My body: Please, you know that this is the best. You know what, since it's you, I'll try one more time. *Swells up chest a bit and makes that area hurt more so I can't bind* There, now all the boys will want you!
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Are you f*cking kidding me right now?
I'm being sucked in again...
  • Damn fanfiction.
  • I mean, I love it, but I hate it too.
  • I already knew I was a hardcore Destiel fangirl, but
  • I NEVER THOUGHT THE FANFICTION WOULD ROPE ME INTO THE SABRIEL SHIP TOO OH GOD

the day that james potter died lily evans lost the love of her life, harry potter lost his father, sirius black lost his brother, remus lupin lost his savior, peter pettigrew lost his hero and all the world lost this brave boy with the crooked smile and messy dark hair that only wanted to live in a world with more jokes and less hate

Have I ever mentioned how damn attractive Wei is? No? WELP….

OH MY GOD THIS BOY IS HOT BUT ALSO A SMOL CHILD WHO NEEDS PROTECTION BUT OH GOD HES ATTRACTIVE LIKE STOP PLEASE YOURE GOING TO KILL ME I ADORE YOU BUT BOY CONTROL YOURSELF

Okay but he’s not just my bias in Up10tion just because of the Wei he looks ( sorry pun fully intended). He’s so nice to the members, has a wonderful sense of humor, will remember people at a fansign, has extremely…special…dancing skills when they are bored in the practice room, just everything about him I love and adore

I was just thinking about how I’ll probably still be listening to bands like Twenty One Pilots, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, and Fall Out Boy when I’m in my 30s and have teenage children and they’ll be like “oh god no mom, not this again I don’t want to listen to this shit” and I can’t help but laugh at the scene playing in my head

My emotions watching the Valentines Day episode of Ghost Adventures for the first time

Me: Zak…Zak stop…
Me:Aaron you beautiful idiot
Me:Zak honey no…
Me:Zak…
Me:Zak stop…
Me: Oh my fucking god dude
Me:my heart
Me:is this real life?
Me:Nick you go downstairs this instant sir!
Me:wait…
Me: Oh my God Zak pls STAHP
Me:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU WRITE IN THAT LETTER
ME:SOMEONE TAKE ME RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FIND IT
ME: I WANT TO READ IT WHAT IF IT’S ROMANTIC AF
ME: I’M GONNA CRY NOW
ME: GOODBYE

okay so my mum entered my room to kiss me goodnight so I paused the film. at this exact frame. and then she saw him, leant forward, and this happened:

“oh”

“he’s gorgeous”

oh my god

“I wouldn’t mind going for a walk in the woods with him”

and in my head I was loosing it and thinking “sorry mum only Bard has that privilege” and now I can’t stop laughing help