oh god do i ship it

My thoughts on 2x22

HERE WE GO!!!!

SORRY THIS IS SO LONG

M’gann!! SHes back!!!

Ugh. Manhell.

Where’s sanvers tho?

Clark.

Wtf? He gets brainwashed every finale.

WHat kind of superhero is he.

Dang!

Go Kara?

Ow!

Clark!

Or Kal-el.

Do it Kara!

Bring him back!!!

Oh!

THis got real!

Laser face off!

Like with Astra!

PARALLELS.

Wait, the ship is gonna blow!

Nvm, they’re safe.

Tag urself im the elevator.

DAMN!

CAr fire!!!!

Maggie!

Sanvers!

This is so friggin intense.

AHH!

Again!

Sanvers!

MORE FIRE!

WTF!!!!

The music!!

More fire!

FIGHT IT!!!

NO!!

Oh my god.

MORE EXPLOSIONS.

What is happening?????
Snap out of it!

Dang.

Did it work?

OMG!!!
IS HE DEAD!!!

I think he’s dead…

COmmercial break???

Now??!!!

Whoo, that was intense.

In other news……..

It’s Yeet Day.

The day of the Yeeting.

Kara!

Ew.

Nvm, go back.

Wait, wtf, didnt she just almost die?

What is this light thing?

Is Kara dead?

Oh, wait.

AT least this makes more sense plotwise.

ALex!

Oh good, he’s alive.

I love their friendship.

Brotp goals.

Lena!!!

Oh.

Lillian.

She looks so hurt.

Irish accent peeking out…

I love it.

She’s lying.

HAVE Y’ALL LEARNED NOTHING THIS SEASON???
SHE LYING!!!!

The couch!

No!!

Stay good!

Be a good guy!!!

Wtf???
Lena, u better be asking as a scientest.

Silver Kryptonite.

How bout Pink Kryptonite…

Hmm?

Kara is super powerful.

That’s awesome.

Lmao, you owe me a robot.

Alex!

And Clark!

Brotp!!

Winn!!

My Fanboy baby!!

Clark, plz disapprove!

NOOO!!!
WTF!!!!!

J’onn.

He better not die.

Look, at least if James isn’t here he can’t die…

Where’s Cat?

“CHAMPION OF PLANET EARTH”

I love her so much.

Duel?

DuEL???
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9

It’s the 10 duel commandments.

Sorry, that slipped out.

99+

Dang guys, the SG liveblogs are BLOWING UP my dash!!!

How bout that sanvers engagement I heard abt.

Thoughts?

Chyler posted a pic of her and Flo on Instagran today.

Whoo! Go Kara!

SHe doesnt have time for him.

J’onn!

Wake up.

M’gann!!!!!!

AhHH!!!!

Is this real or a hallucination?

AHHHHHH!!!!!!
I SHIP IT!!!!!!!!
HE LOVES HER!!!!!!!!
OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!
Anyway,

How did the news get this?

Papa bear!!!

I love Winn so much.

CAT!!!

I love her too!

Clark!!!

ANd Kara!!!!!

Lmao, I love how she lowkey loves Clark.

How has she not noticed Kar???

KAra looks graet in that outfit.

Keira!!!!

I missed her!!!

DOesn’t Cat KNow??

Kara, that outfit tho.

Lmao, Kansas.

She knows.

Ahh.

TMI.

KARA!!

I love her!

“I hope Rhea kills me”\LEna!

ANd Lillian!

With Clark and Kara!!

Oh no.

My tv is setting buffery.

This is sorta good.

Ish.

EVEN RHEA’S SON!

WHOOO!!!!!

Go Lena telling off that white frat boy for cheating.

I love this ad.

I’m so aroused.

WTF??
WOuldn’t humans die too?

DIE.

Yeet him away!!!!

Did she say beat or Yeet?

SECOND???

I’m sorry, I am too hamiltrash to function.

No

all you ever wanted means you are dating someone like James or Lena.

Or dating nobody!

Be an independant woman!!

Lmao, he still doesn’t have a suit.

He isn’t going to help.

He has shown where his loyalties lay.

WTF??
ANOTHER COMMERCIAL???
I think I’m going to go through and do a “My thoughts on”

For the first part of season 2.

Maybe season 1.

Let me know what you think

I have a headache. That sucks.

KARA!

Slow-mo.

Damng.

Go Kara!

Oh fudge.

This is very bad.

THat’s cheating!

Go.

Don’t be a here.

When has he ever been a hero?

I love it!!!

They’re friends!

Alex is in charge!

AND MAGGIE’S GOT HER BACK!!!!
Oh no, Rhea…

NO!!

Kryptonite!!

CAn M’gann come back?

LEna and Winn!!!!’

Brotp again!!!Told u she was evil…

Lena!

Whoo!

Smart girl!

This is the most boring fight scene.

Not the rhea thing,

The aluminum thing.

M’gann is coming back.’

Callin’ it!

KARA!!!!

Clark!

Whoo!!

Catco!

JAMES!

Back from the war!

ANd Cat!!!!!

The puma thing!!!!

JAMES!!!

M’Gann!!!!

SO MANY EMOTIONS!!!

Shit.

The white martians.

There are so many things happening at once.

Ah!!

DANG!

Go KARA!!

Oh my!!

Use the lead thingee.

Oh no!!!

Yes!!!!!

DO IT!!!!

I’m only sad cuz Kara’s sad.

DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

ALL OF Y’ALL,

DIIIIEEEE.

Are the white martians good now?

Don’t save her.

She dead.

There is nothing to do.

Karma.

At least he’s leaving 4ever.

Don’t.

Better?

What is this, Tarzan?

Somebody hug Kara.

Not Monel.

James?

Lena?

*Long sigh*

Go!!!

YEEEET!!

Yeet Day!!!

Here we go!!!

YEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!”
THE YEETING!!
HE GONE!!!
REJOICE!!!!!!!!

JTV looks good.

Crowds are cheering.

The Yeeting is complete!

Of course she’s okay!

I love Clark so much.

I hope Kara doesn’t move to Kansas with him…

M’gann!

And J’onn!

I ship it.

This is adorable.

WHoo!!!

Yas!!!

I love them!

She’s staying!

ALex.

DAnvers sisters pep talk.

Dang.

Alex getting deep.

I love them.

She’s talking about coming out.

I love them!

Hug!!

Girlfriend.

Paralleling to 2x09.

They are so pure.

It’s gonna happen and I cannot handle it.

They are so cute.

I knew it!

I knew it would happen that way.

SSO MANY FEEELS!

Cat!

Give her a famous pep talk.

Lmao, supercat.

What is James, chopped liver??

Hug. Her.

“That’s what I said about childbirth”

I missed Cat so much.

Go Supergirl!

Cat totally knows.

SHE KNOWS!!!!!

DO the shirt rip!!
WHOO!!!!!
Kara has her show back!!!

*Sigh*Please be gone forever.

WHOO!
THE PHANTOM ZONE!!

Lmao, hes tryna go back.

Kara?

Cliffhanger!

I am so ready!!!

WHat is that?

Another pod???

We did this last season…

Can sanvers raise this kid?

OH NO.

The end.

Oh god, another hiatus…

Stuff My Dad Said During Hamilton (Act 1)
  • Hamilton: Is this that musical that has made you obsessed with dead people?
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: If someone started rhyming my name I would leave. It's so annoying.
  • My Shot: Okay they asked who he was - this - this is not the answer to their question. Oh wait now he's spelling his name - YOU KNOW IN THIS TIME MANY PEOPLE WERE ILLITERATE!
  • The Story Of Tonight: Okay so here's drunk dudes being pals and so not flirting with each other.
  • The Schuyler Sisters: AND PEGGY IS MY NEW MOTTO!
  • Farmer Refuted: You said this was the High School Musical dude right? (Me: Yeah.) STICK TO THE STATUS QUO ALEXANDER!
  • You'll Be Back: Okay George whichever shut up and let America rebel. Rebellion is good - *turns to me* That being said ever start to rebel and you'll be grounded till you die.
  • Right Hand Man: Burr got BURR-NED! Get it? Cause Burr. Burrned. It's funny you're just being stupid.
  • A Winter's Ball: Didn't we already listen to - oh wait no this is different.
  • Helpless: Oh God I hope girls don't act like this. *I give him a confused/dirty look* I mean you should make a boy beg for you not fall at his knees. You should make him helpless.
  • Satisfied: This song is just....*exploding hand moves and noise*....Feelings.
  • The Story of Tonight (Reprise): Another drunk song. And the French dude. (Me: Lafayette) Okay well I'm gonna call him French Fry.
  • Wait For It: Did everyone cheat in this time?
  • Stay Alive: Fucking Charles Lee man. Who's Charles Lee?
  • Ten Duel Commandments: They keep saying "Most Disputes Die And No One Shoots" I feel like they're lying to me...
  • Meet Me Inside: Uh ph, Daddy Washington is mad.
  • That Would Be Enough: How do they know it's a boy? I don't think they had ways to tell in this time.
  • Guns And Ships: Rap off. This dude (Me: Daveed) Yeah him, versus like, Eminem, Jay-Z and...uh other rappers.
  • History Has Its Eyes on You: Okay this went from fun to deep...
  • Yorktown: You know we live an hour from this site...*Looks out window*...We should go and reinact this.
  • What Comes Next: Oh right. Georgey is still there. He can piss off.
  • Dear Theodosia: I feel one of them will die...just how everything is worded. AJ, do I get...feels in this?
  • Lauren's Interlude: Wait what the fuck...is he? Oh my God. Alex's boyfriend!
  • Non-Stop: This is too cheery for killing someone. I quit.
  • me: so..who do you like together? or like which two persons do you really wish were like romantically or platonically involved..?
  • person: you mean who do i ship?
  • me: oh thank god
  • Me: *has 100.000 gay ships*
  • *none of them are even remotely canon by the end of the season*
  • Me *crying*: I HAVE TO STOP DOING THIS TO MYSELF
  • *sees two guys look at each other*
  • Me: Oh My GOd thEY'Re SO In lOvE

anonymous asked:

thoughts on trimberly?

Originally posted by plumkat

Stuff My Mom Has Told Me During Hamilton (Act 1)
  • Hamilton: "Why do they start out with the end? Spoilers!"
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: "How is telling someone you stalked and punched them a sure way to make friends?"
  • "Mom..."
  • "Who's the random French dude?"
  • "Lafayette."
  • "Where did he come from?"
  • "France, mom."
  • "Is this man having sex with horses?"
  • My Shot: "Didn't that guy sing this on Jimmy? The lyrics were different..."
  • The Story of Tonight: "I would not have told you about nights like that..."
  • The Schuyler Sisters: "That poor Peggy...she sounds adorable."
  • Farmer Refuted: "I have no clue what's being said..."
  • You'll Be Back: "Does this apply to what's going on now?"
  • Right Hand Man: "BURR JUST GOT REJECTED!"
  • A Winter's Ball: "With the ladies? Didn't you say he liked John?"
  • Helpless: "Girl this is gonna end bad for you..."
  • Satisfied: "How do you forget your name then - BAM! - now you remember?"
  • TSOT (Reprise): "They're cute when they're drunk."
  • Wait For It: "Wait - is everyone having an affair? You said Alex does right?"
  • "Mom just listen..."
  • "What does this have to do about Georgia?"
  • Stay Alive: "Did they eat horses asses?!"
  • Ten Duel Commandments: "How is General Lee here? Why do they hate him?"
  • "That's Charles Lee...you're thinking of Robert E. Lee."
  • "Oh."
  • Meet Me Inside: "Alexander you gonna get grounded!"
  • That Would Be Enough: "A little Hamilton sounds like a bad idea..."
  • Guns and Ships: "Damn he's fast."
  • History Has Its Eyes on You: "That's some deep shit..."
  • Battle of Yorktown: "I LIKE THIS ONE!"
  • "Mom please - "
  • "THEY WON!"
  • "I know they did mom."
  • What Comes Next: "Wait did he - oh my God. 'Awesome. Wow.' That's how I feel when your father talks about sports."
  • Dear Theodosia: "That's an awful name..."
  • "Mom!"
  • John Laurens Interlude (i had to): "Wait...what?"
  • Non-Stop: "How do you go from something so sad to this?! What the hell?!"
Voltron Code Names
  • Lance: From now on, we will be using code names.
  • Lance: You can address me as Eagle One.
  • Keith: *scoffs*
  • Lance: Hunk is "Been There Done That."
  • Hunk: *chokes on his food*
  • Lance: Keith is "Currently Doing That."
  • Keith: *blushes and looks at the ceiling*
  • Lance: Shiro is... "It Happened Once, in a Dream."
  • Shiro: Wait wha-
  • Lance: Allura is "If I Had to Pick a Girl."
  • Allura: *crosses her arms*
  • Lance: And Pidge is...
  • Lance: Eagle Two.
  • Pidge: Oh, thank god.
Voltron Code Names
  • Lance: From now on, we will be using code names.
  • Lance: You can address me as Eagle One.
  • Keith: *scoffs*
  • Lance: Hunk is "Been There Done That."
  • Hunk: *chokes on his food*
  • Lance: Keith is "Currently Doing That."
  • Keith: *blushes and looks at the ceiling*
  • Lance: Shiro is... "It Happened Once, in a Dream."
  • Shiro: Wait wha-
  • Lance: Allura is "If I Had to Pick a Girl."
  • Allura: *crosses her arms*
  • Lance: And Pidge is...
  • Lance: Eagle Two.
  • Pidge: Oh, thank god.
My Parents Going Through My Tumblr
  • Dad: Why do you post about us?
  • Me: People find you guys funny.
  • Dad: Funnier than you so I get it.
  • Me: Dad.
  • Mom: You should watch your language.
  • Me: My language? I was quoting you!
  • Mom: That's no excuse.
  • Me: Y'all make no sense.
  • Dad: What's a...Jamilton? Is that one of those ships you talk about?
  • Me: Yes. Jefferson and Hamilton.
  • Mom: Ah yes. They have more sexual tension than you and that 'friend' of yours.
  • Me: Mom oh my God.
  • Dad: Is Lams another one?
  • Me: Yes. Laurens and Hamilton.
  • Mom: Well he did shoot someone for Alexander. Even I wouldn't do that for your father.
  • Dad: Yeah she - wait, what?
  • Mom: Oh look people can comment of these posts of yours!
  • Dad: No no let's get back to the previous -
  • Mom: Would you look at that - we're more popular than you AJ.
  • Dad: HA!
  • Me: Oh my God...
  • Me: I mean no one believes y'all said it so.
  • Dad: Well...
  • Dad: That's rude...
  • Mom: You're rude.
  • Dad: The hell woman?
Things my friends have said about Hamilton

“You know you can’t rap guns and ships, why are you-aaand she’s doing it.”

“Can we just listen to say no to this again, I love Maria’s voice.”

“sHUT UP ABOUT HAMILTON. I DON’T CARE ABOUT HIM, OKAY.”

“Why are you crying? Oh my god, I swear if you’re crying over Philip Hamilton again-”

*unintelligible noise upon hearing opening for It’s Quiet Uptown*

“Honestly, Eliza deserved so much better.”

“yES ANGELICA DRAG HIS ASS.”

“And I’m never gonna stop until I ahgjhgskawkfdhsdlhsdj. Crap. Uh. I’m no Daveed Diggs.”

“Alexander Hamilton did not die for this shit.”

“I relate to Alex so much, because I never shut up either.”

“I wanna be an Eliza. But I think I’m just a Peggy. Oh my god, am I a Peggy?”

“What do you mean I can’t sing Burr’s part and Peggy’s part?”

“Okay, but am I more Eliza or Angelica?”

“Okay, so if you usually sing Alex, Angelica, and Burr, and I usually sing Eliza, Maria, and Philip…I’m your son, but I’m also married to you, and you cheated on me with myself. You’re also my sister. Uh, let’s not read too much into that?”

“Wow, Alex, that’s pretty gay.”

Miraculous Headcanon

Warning: i have been adding to this headcanon for nearly a month so it is pretty long xD OOPS SORRY NOT SORRY (i did put a cut though, so, yeah) NO REGRETS

  • Marinette is a youtuber
  • Her channel consists of mostly sped up videos of her drawing designs and making her designs. Some have voice over, some have soothing and relaxing music.
  • Her channel blew up
  • Partially because, wow, she’s really talented for only being in high school
  • And people just really enjoyed watching her work, it’s very unique
  • Sometimes she’ll do simple tutorials on how to make a simple skirt, or get started on designing, but those are more rare videos
  • She has a second channel that is less professional than her main, where she posts a bunch of random vlogs that her and Alya take whenever they do something interesting, or even some random challenges. Most of these videos involve Alya, since she got Marinette to make a second channel for fun vlogs
  • Her international followers (#subtitles) find it very interesting anytime she talks about Ladybug and Chat Noir because there are legit superheroes in Paris and no other part of the world has seen that.
  • They vlog all sorts of things
    • going to the craft store for new fabrics, buttons, patterns, literally anything Marinette needs for her next project (or they’re just bored)
    • They record random things they see around Paris, cosplayers of LB and CN, pigeons being weird, aesthetics
    • Alya and Marinette have a weekly “review” which includes Alya buying something for Marinette to review- mostly themed around her favorite heroes
    • Sometimes just walking around the mall. Nino is spotted in many vlogs as well, but Adrien is rarely seen since he is already around so many cameras in his normal life Marinette is respecting his privacy
  • A lot more below the cut because I have been working on this headcanon for nearly a month!

Keep reading

  • Me: *Klance approaches* nO NO NOOOO. GO AWAY. I CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE ANOTHER SHIP. AT LEAST NOT RIGHT NOW. I ALREADY HAVE TOO MUCH FANDOM TO OBSESS OVER AND FINAL EXAMS ARE COMING SO NO NO NOOOO LEAVE ME ALOOOONE.
  • Also me: *reads klance fanfic until 3am* *browses klance tag* *saves klance pictures* *watches klance videos* *thinks klance all the time* *is basically a klance trash already*
  • ....Fuck

anonymous asked:

Hi! May I request Red and Blue texting their paladins about confessing to each other? Like Blue's all supportive and telling Lance, "You're amazing. Of course he likes you." And Red's all "Just do it! Oh my god, do it and stop with the pining!" (PS: You're amazing. Thank you for this blog.)

(ok i kind of changed how you wanted red to react but i hope you still like this 💜 )

RED AND BLUE ARE IN LOVE IT IS CANON LMAO 

(damn this is a long one but i hope it’s kind of what you were looking for :) )

EDIT: i made keith’s pining playlist because i’ve lost control of my life lmfao

Theatre Kid AUs

-that stage kiss WAS NOT SCRIPTED WTF
- I’m the stage manager and you’re the cocky lead who won’t SHUT UP backstage PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU
-for closing night bets you slipped me tongue during our stage kiss what the fuck do I do
-we’re not playing the romantic leads but everyone ships our characters and they keep making us take pictures together in costume (I kind of love it)
-we’re in the chorus together and you never know what the notes are so you have to stand impossibly close to me to listen and it just makes me mess up and I SWEAR TO GOD ARE YOU DOING THAT ON PURPOSE
-everyone in the show has to wear makeup I swear I will wrestle you into this chair if I have to
-oh my god you’re doing my makeup and you’re so close and I can’t breathe
-I may have learned your romantic lead’s part and then attempted to take them out the night of the show
-we made out in the light booth
-this is the first time I’ve seen you in costume and holy fuck how do you look so good in that

Thoughts while reading Acowar.

Mind the swearing and spoilers kids.

-2 years before the wall? Wait is this like a baby bat Rhys POV?
-oh God this field isn’t a nice place. Kinda like it tho.
- omfg 6 High Fae… 6, to defeat one Illyrian… damn.
- Rhys is so protective if his brothers it’s killing me.
-AGH PART ONE HERE I FUCKING COME.
-Yes Feyre, burn this shit.
-Already thinking about that wingspan Feyre? Can’t blame ya.
- Ugh Tamlin no can you not enter this moment just yet. Ugh Lucian I’m fucking watching you.
-Oh for Fuck sake I gotta read about Ianthe soon to?
-ugh I just want some smut and it’s only page nine.
-Feyre you can roll your eyes. God knows I am.
- Oh hey Ianthe, go Fuck yourself Ianthe.
-You definitely revived something from Rhys hands Feyre, but it was far more pleasurable than torture.
-Lucian I won’t ship you and Elaine. But please, for the love of God, kill Ianthe.
-Oh hell fucking ni, Jurian, go fucking Fuck yourself and stay the Fuck away.
-Oh snap, Nesta and Elaine already so powerful they can drain the cauldron.
-Oh snap, Feyre laying down these facts. Also that’s how I spell Miryaim’s name.
-Feyre you savage.
-Jurian, talk about Elaine like that again and I will kill you.
-Oh Fuck off Ianthe, I’ve read enough of you.
-Okay Lucian, my heart is softening towards you.
-God I missed you Alis.
-Damn summer solstice is giving me goosebumps.
-Rhys you are giving me life.
-Uh Oh, Tamlin’s getting jealous of friendship.
-YOU FUCKING BURNED THEIR WINGS.
-Ahhh Feyre you also cringing about Elaine being fucked by a fire blooded male?? Let me introduce to Azriel. He’s far better in my opinion.
-All these painting titles… we’re they like, working title for Acowar.
-Rhysand you get that tongue to work.
-Also Tam you prick.
-TAMLIN YOU MOTHERFUCKING PRICK HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A WHIPPING.
-God Alis, my bae.
-Feyre slit her throat.
-Yes Feyre Fuck this bitch up.
-Oh these twins. Can you fucking not.
- Go Lucian Go.
-Bring on Part Two.
-“He can get in line,” Feyre getting a list of people who wanna kill her to rivals Aelins.
-Oh for Fuck sake, everything was going so well, until Lucian’s brothers showed up.
-OMG CASSIAN YOU’RE BACK.
-AZRIEL MY CUPCAKE.
-“There’s no such thing as a High Lady,” bitch excuse me.
-Cassian you melt my stone cold heart.
-Mor my darling.
-OMG IT’S HAPPENING, RHYS IS COMING.
-Amren, boo. Hru?
-Lucian being called a girl, I’m dying
-AGH RHYS.
-“Go find somewhere else to be,” I know what that means.
-The smut was worth it.
-Oh I missed the banter of my baby bats.
-And Rhys’ swearing begins.
-Cassian sunning his wings. I wonder if a certain Nesta sees.
-Cassian trying to be chill around Nesta is my new aesthetic.
-Nesta reads romance. Hell Yes.
-“You come between a male and his mate, Nesta Archeron, and you’re going to learn about the consequences the hard way.” Trying to foreshadow something there Cassian? I Ship.
-No is mentioning the sorrow and longing in Cassian eyes, Feyre, for the same reason no one mentioned it when Rhys looked at you all those months ago.
-Reading about Elaine is painful.
-I’m relating to Elaine and all those open curtains too much… shit.
-Cassian you’re to precious.
-I missed the Amren/Cassian banter so much.
-Shit Mor is getting pissed.
-Feyre keeps calling Rhys mate and I’m feeling bad for the Australian readers.
-“Because I can’t stay away” well Fuck me if they ain’t mates.
-Nesta looking as Cassian like he’s the only one in the room.
-Damn right there was a reason Lucian wore a fox mask.
-Idk what to write but the nessian at pg.203. gahhhhhhh.
-“Surely Nesta wasn’t anything he couldn’t handle,” omfg Feyre, it’s hilarious of you to think that.
-Feyre were you not there for Acomaf. He was very clearly, cocky then.
-Library sex? I’m in.
-oh, so no library sex.
-To the Bone Carver we go. RIP.
-Oh so, the Carver, and the Wearer are- I’d be shocked only I read that spoiler.
-Oh so the Carver is a mirror type of perosn? What even is a mirror person? Is it his kink?
-Oh Nesta having death powers.
-Feyre constantly calling Rhys mate tho.
-Tbh all I wanna know is who or what the carver appeared to Cassian.
-Everyone in this book be complementing Rhys good taste.
-Ah Az and Elaine be starting. Az be carrying his ship.
-Poor Cassian. Nesta will come around, I promise, I read the spoiler.
-YES AZRIEL SHOW HER THE GARDEN. I’VE READ THIS SPOILER PAGE SO MUCH AND NOW IT’S MINE.
-You know, I wrote a fanfiction about Az and Elaine in a garden and her calling his scars pretty. They kissed in it.
-“Azriel isn’t the ravishing type,” Rhys you should read the fanfic I wrote about him. He loves to ravish.
-omg Cassian calming Nesta- ugh how many more pages until this kiss?
-Az, sunning your wings for Elaine? How scandalous.
-“Why not make them mates?” Feyre babe I’m asking the same question.
-FEYRE YOU SHIP ELRIEL TOO? Oh sweetie I love you more than Cassian rn.
-Rhysand, let Feyre play matchmaker.
-I was about to bash Kier for insulting Az, but Az got this shit.
-Oh not this fucking Eris bitch again.
-Rhys the Fuck you playing at?
-Okay, ngl I know Mor is gay but those Eris know? Ffs.
-Okay everyone is fighting and I’m more intrigued than I should be.
-D'as Nessian.
-Double d'aw Elriel.
-Pg.303 and back to sassy Az.
-Sassy Az KS giving me life.
-It was at page 306 that I realised I was in love with Az.
-Nephelle’s be giving me goosebumps.
-Yes bathtub scent with Rhys.
-Oh it’s actually a massage scene? I’m in.
-Feyre are you trying to start a war? Cassian flying with Nesta. Dammit who am I kidding I wanna see that.
-Yes Az, help Elaine in the garden. I am sailing this ship.
-Nesta watching Cassian lick his fingers and I’m like, now imagine that kissing elsewhere.
-Nes? I ship.
-Some shit happening in the library.
-ohhhh so we finally reached the part where people wonder if Elaine is a seer.
-Yes Feyre, put Elaine’s riddles together.
-Okay that scene was intense but Nessian at the end was calming.
-“Amren on the hunt,” a novel by sjm.
-Damn Az, took you awhile but bravo, she’s a seer. God it couldn’t be any easier to love you.
-Lucian I swear to God if you die, looking for this sixth queen, I will kill you.
-Also where is my Suriel.
-Shit Alis don’t die.
-oh FFS, look, “king” of Hybren, old buddy. If you’d kindly fuck off. Only it’s late, I don’t need these plot twists.
-Look, “King,” I’d pay good money to see you try and take Feyre.
-Rhys if you could destroy my upcoming exams the way you did those ships, I’d be grateful.
-pg.379, more smut, hell yes.
-pg.381, Nesta all concerned.
-The amount of sex feysand are having. That wingspan must be truly impress you Feyre darling.
-So Cassian is terrible at complements.
-Ah yes boys, bringing up that wingspan again.
-This Nessian tho.
-“she threatened to freeze my balls off,” Kallias, Viviane, welcome to my heart.
-I’m in love with Viviane.
-God sake, Tamlin Fuck off.
-Tamlin, let me tell you, Rhys and Feyre have fucked so much I’m sure he could recount every noise she is capable of making.
-Fucking shut up Tamlin.
-Eris if you’d kindly shut the Fuck up too, it’d be a pleasure.
-Pg.438, Nesta, damn, *blows kisses.*
-nvm of 439, Go Feyre. Slay.
-Helion…. wait… look I can’t go around loving all these people. It makes me look like I have a heart.
-You know I’d be surprised at Lucian being a whole, some air of dawn court, but I already read that spoiler.
-Okay mor is gay why is- you know what, never mind, I give up.
-Oh. Oh Fuck.
-lol, I’m so tired, whenever I hear the wall mentioned all I can think of is humpty dumpty.
-“Don’t even start,” Nesta, sweetie, we’ve been shipping this since the last book.
-Part three here I come.
-btw this is still the same day for me. I’ve read up to part three in a few hours. It’s two in the morning. Never underestimate a fangirl deprived of her smut.
-Jurian just has to show up, doesn’t he.
-idk who I am to believe anymore.
-I wanna say Fuck this shit I’m out. But I am so in.
-So am I meant to trust Jurian or not.
-Damn Tarquin.
-Nessian will kill me quicker than these plot twists.
-Ayyy more shut, god I love you Sarah.
-Yes, the Suriel is coming into play bitches. I’d been surprised by what happens only I’ve seen this spoiler too.
-Okay first thing first, Ianthe please Fuck off Secondly rip Suriel 2K17.
-Cassian what happened. Nesta please. I know the ending and shit but tf happened.
-Feyre be joining up these dots about which way Mor floats.
-This, Varian, Amren thing, yeah I’d like another five books of it.
-Awww, Az, you’re to sweet and selfless.
-I’m so tired IDK how to feel anymore.
-Oh greatttt, Feyre got hit with an arrow. Any more plot twists.
-Wait Tamlin? Fuck, ugh.
-d'aw, Elaine kissed his cheek.
-it’s four in the morning. I have less than one hundred pages left.
-Shit.
-Fucking hell Elaine stab them bastard.
-Also Nessian hell yes.
-Also…wait what’s happening.
-Rhysand you fucking bastard it’s five in the morning don’t do this to me. I know you live god dammit don’t fucking do this.
-oh thank fuck that’s all settled.
-This book. These plot twists. These ships. It’s all so heart wrenching and shit.
-Wait is she flying over Velaris in her lingerie.
-Fuck it’s half five in the morning. I read this book in under 24 hours. I need to sleep.
*hours later*
-omfg I need to read this shit again. It was so good. The High Lords, the banter, the near death experiences. The romance. The sass. Sarah you queen.
-if the at least the novellas don’t have nessian or Elriel tho I may be tempted to cry.

And that, my friends, is a snippet of the roller coaster if thoughts and emotions I went through. I was too tired to cry during it but my heart was successfully ripped out a few times.