oh god do i have to tag everyone

seventeen when losing followers

s.coups: probably wouldn’t care too much; posts more to compensate

jeonghan: “i lost a follower, they lost a masterpiece”

joshua: looks through his last few posts to see if anyone could have gotten offended

jun: petty af; reblogs a quote about people who stab you in the back

hoshi: randomly yells “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME” out loud; everyone else tells him to shut up

wonwoo: makes a really salty post about it but deletes it the next morning

woozi: probably doesn’t care bc he has like 10,000 followers

dokyeom: is upset; gets over it in 2 seconds

mingyu: “fuck you too” *unfollows them back*

minghao: “which fake hoe unfollowed me this time”

seungkwan: *while sobbing uncontrollably* “ULGO SHIPJI ANHA”

vernon: makes a meme about it probably

dino: “oh god did I do something wrong”

*Lloyd bursts into the room, startling all the ninja and sensei Wu, Jay clutches his chest where his heart is in panic.*

Lloyd: you know what? no. we need to change the name of this shop - “Steep Wisdom”? What does that even mean?? 

Wu: Lloyd we can’t jus-

Lloyd: NO. You know what a better name would be?

Cole: Lloyd-

Lloyd: Anxietea -

*everyone looks at each other, kind of concerned but maybe a little intrigued*

Lloyd: - because everyone can relate. I have it-

Jay: Lloyd, we get i-

Lloyd: Jay probably fucking has it.

Nya: *trying to calm him down* Come on, Lloyd, let’s get some candy.

Lloyd: THINK ABOUT IT! *he points at everyone and then directly at Wu, before leaving with Nya*

Kai: I mean, he’s not wrong. 

A-Z Book Challenge

I decided to take on the A-Z Book Challenge by @macrolit 

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe- Benjamin Alire Saenz; this is definitely high on my list of favorite books!

Butcher Boy- Patrick McCabe; I read this for Eng. class and the narrator is a young Irish boy and he’s a really unreliable narrator. He has some form of mental illness, it’s not said explicitly in the book because we see his POV but I believe it’s schizophrenia and it’s a really sad poignant read. 

Crooked Kingdom- Leigh Bardugo. Currently reading so jury is out on it so far!

Duchess of Malfi, The- Christopher Marlowe. This is just gas, and really everyone doing a drama course or English lit course should know it.

Everything Leads To You- Nina Lacour; this is honestly one of the most beautiful books i’ve ever read and it means a lot to me. Lacour has a really soft, honest way of writing that I appreciate a lot.

Fangirl- Rainbow Rowell; I like this as a light fluffy YA read. 

Good Omens- Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman; I mean everyone loves this. C’mon.

Harry Potter- J.K Rowling; I think that POA, GOF and OOTP all tie as like my favorite but also I really love PS and COS because nostalgia <3 fun fact, I bought my Deathly Hallows in an airport in Hong Kong and it’s my only hardback of my series. 

I’ll Give You The Sun- Jandy Nelson; this is a change-your-life kinda book and everyone should read it.

Jerusalem- Jez Butterworth; this is actually a play and I hope to direct it in the future so keep your fingers crossed for me! It’s dark and fascinating and you should all read this too actually. 

Kings of Clonmel, The- John Flanagan; this is book 8 in the Ranger’s Apprentice series which I read when I lived in Australia but never got to finish and they’re too expensive to get over here so they’re my ultimate goal to finish reading!

Les Miserables- Victor Hugo; Confession; I haven’t read this fully, only the first like 500 pages or so. But I plan to finish it!

Midsummer Night’s Dream, A- William Shakespeare. We got to fuq with this in a module in semester 1 and you haven’t seen AMND until you’ve seen it done as an acid trip or a hipster poetry recital. We also saw Lyric Hammersmith’s production and it was groundbreaking. Breathtaking. Flawless. Hysterical. Crazy. Just… so, so good. 

Narnia, Chronicles of- C.S. Lewis; did y’all think i’d choose one?

Oedipus Rex- Sophocles; I do 3 subjects in college. I’ve studied this in 4 subjects in college. Yeah you read that right. 

Perks of Being a Wallflower, The- Stephen Chbosky; will hurt you in a good way.

Queen of Shadows- Sarah J. Maas; honestly i’ve become a bit disenchanted with Maas’s writing but this was the only Q book I could think of. 

Raven Cycle, The- Maggie Stiefvater; This definitely isn’t cheating shh. I love these books so much I reread them the most frequent of what’s on my shelf and i’m going to annotate them the next time I read them!

Secret History, The- Donna Tartt; This was so good when I read it first that I just have to reread it this summer c:

The Time Traveller’s Wife- Audrey Niffenegger; this is so so so so so good like I know people brush it off as airport reading or whatever but honestly! so good and it can be found literally everywhere for so cheap!

Upside of Unrequited, The- Becky Albertalli; this is on my to-read, I can’t afford it right now though.

Vicious- V.E Schwab; on my TBR.

Wonder- R.J. Palacio; kids in first year of my old high school read this and I think it’s a very good lesson to have at a young age. I’ll always be bitter I have the blue copy and not the red one, I love the red one’s cover illustration.

Xylophone… no really im stuck sorry

You mightnt believe it but im stuck on this one too!

Zen colouring books lol (Also stuck)


Guys this  was fun and really difficult everyone should do it! I’m gonna tag @bookishbae, don’t feel obligated though!

gothfop  asked:

What do you think would happen if ALL your blonde boys met somehow? (Joey, Adrien, Felix, Chad, ect) idk I just like the idea of them all meeting up for some reason. How do you think they'd interact?

okay it’s not ALL of them (i don’t have nearly enough time to include EVERYONE in my collection of favourite cute blond characters), but here are six blond sons and one bonus blonde daughter

also if you think mighty max and polly pocket aren’t best friends who go everywhere together then wow do i have news for you

i am so sorry not sorry

“JASOOOOOOOOON”

Now Percy slams into Jason’s cabin door, then breaks the door down.

“JAAAASSOOONNNNN”

“A’IGHT WHAT’S CANON”

“THEYNA”

“HOLYMOTHERFUCK YES”

Piper pops her head in.

“DID SOMEONE SAY THEYNA”

“SHUTUP PIPER WE KNOW YOU SHIP PIPABETH SHE’S MINE BITCH”

“FIGHT ME”

“DID SOMEONE SAY CALEO?!”

“NO SHUT UP LEO THOUGH THAT IS MY OTP”

“THANKS PERCE”

“JERCYYYYYY”

“JASON WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK”

The door flies open and slams on the wall after Annabeth puts it back on.

“WHICH BITCH SAID FUCKING JERCY”

“ME”

“FIGHT ME PERCY IS MINE”

“U WANNA GO M8”

“FRAAAZEL”

“YES FRANK WE KNOW IT’S CANON”

“well jeez when all of you say it like that it makes me sound annoying”

Silence.

“OH THANKS”

“SOLANGELOOOOO”

Everyone screams.

“YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

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OKAY SORRY FOR THE LONG POST BUT I HAD TO POST THE ENTIRE THING.

 WOW IT FINALLY HAPPENED AND THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS SEQUENCE THAT IS NOT GREAT AND HILARIOUS.

1. It started out as a fist bump and Hak was all ~i’ll wait for u~ then Yona was like “no this needs to be a kiss”

2. Yona initiated it because of course she fucking did Hak was never going to

3. she broke him. he just stood there staring off into space and she was like “WELL. BYE.” and only says “..wait” after she already left.

4. Then he starting spinning around in circles repeating “THIS IS WEIRD” and imitates the fucking squirrel? WHY? WHY MAKE SQUIRREL NOISES? oh my god Hak.

5. He asks if he’s dead and has to be assured he is not. also that everyone is just witnessing this extreme complete turmoil and kinda bored about it.

6. I was so joking in my tags that Hak was really upset Yona wasn’t more dramatic about giving away the hairpin because he would have been. but. no that’s canon now. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOING ALL THIS SHIT CASUALLY. WHERE IS THE DRAMA.”

7. “YOU DUMMY” jesus christ. He “baka-d” her. wow Hak.

8. “I NEED TO STOP BEING SURPRISED AT EVERYTHING SHE DOES IT NEVER ENDS.THIS IS BAD FOR MY HEALTH” I appreciate this level of self awareness.

9. Meanwhile Yona being like FUCK I FUCKED UP. HE JUST LOOKED SO SAD. I WANTED TO REASSURE HIM I’D COME BACK FROM THE WAR. BUT THAT WASN’T COOL! YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT OUT OF NOWHERE! WHY DID I DO THAT. HE DIDN’T LIKE IT EITHER HE JERKED AWAY. FUCK.

10. Yona: OKAY WHATEVER TABLING THAT NEED TO FOCUS ON IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE SAVING THE KINGDOM.

they’re both such fucking loser babies. jesus. i love them.

Y’know what I love thinking about? Lex. Y’know what else I love thinking about? Flank shenanigans. It only seemed natural to combine the two lmao

(slightly suggestive if only by something Skye says, and there’s a hint of malfern at the end jsyk)

Keep reading

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u ever love someone so much you just want to scream at everyone how much you love them because hOOH boy do i love heejun

OKAY Blame @pureren but here is my funny Shiro headcanon:

I was date checking whipped cream at work and we came to the cans of squirty cream and then I just imagined like IMAGINE if Shiro carried a squirty cream can in his jacket with no explanation no context whatsoever and he just randomly pulled it out when he was having A Day™. Like someone is like “oh haha yes gotta stay fresh, is that deoderant?”

“No.” *squirts whipped cream into mouth “okay I feel better now.”

“Shiro Iverson wants to see you in his office.” *shiro takes out the squirty cream and pours it into his mouth*

“Okay. I’m ready.”

anonymous asked:

We survived Daario Naharis and we will survive Jon. (-­.-­)

LOLOL

Poor Jon - I don’t mind Jon though the character has never been a favorite of mine -  Considering he’s the big main protagonist I’ve always found him a little dull - In my eyes at least…

But all that being said I think he is a good guy ( kind and all that ) and I have always sort of thought that they would in the end pair him with Daenerys…

I know I know I’m a BAD Jorah and Dany shipper lol -  I mean they will always be my GOT OTP - I just love their chemistry, the way they look together, the dynamic and story arc of the characters - But I never really expected the relationship to be consummated in the traditional sense.

I think that is part of the appeal of Jorah/Daenerys - they are much in the vein of Chivalrous LOVE -  A sort of idealized notion of Loyalty, devotion , quest - Something that in it’s very essence needs to stay unrequited - that is the nature of this sort of LOVE - and it’s made all the more beautiful, intense and bittersweet because of it.

And I’m totally okay with this, I’m totally okay with them pairing Daenerys with Jon for endgame - 

What I”m NOT okay with is the continued ridicule and insults volleyed at Jorah’s character - it’s ungracious and childish and in fact shows a real lack of understanding of any of the characters or the context of the show.

I also see no reason for people to spread character hate - Sure LIKE whoever you want, but don’t rain on everyone else’s parade….

Also all these friend zone jokes, and this paranoia about greyscale ( oh god he shook his hand - freak and shudder )  shows me  a side of people I don’t really like - bullyish and bigoted and discriminatory - Uninformed and narrow minded - That’s what I’m having trouble dealing with - Nothing else - they are all fictional characters after all :D

Just my take - thanks for the comment Anon - I do LOVE Them…

Originally posted by jorahssquire

human au headcanon time 

lightning just walks around in his firesuit after practice. the boy doesnt shower and everyone takes pictures of him. tourists are like “oh my god thats lightning mcqueen in his track suit drinking a milkshake”

sally and lightning sing country ballads together. not as a special thing, and they’re not really all that good, but like they’ll be doing paperwork and sorting laundry and they’ll start singing

flo knows everybody’s orders by heart except mater, who changes his every day

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Tagged by: @softshumjr @daddarioswife @clarygaywood @baneftglitter

“Glo up: post the oldest selfie you can find and then post a current one next to it”

2009//2017 | 11//19 ((Oh god I look so bad the only the decent part of these selfies is my pizza top.))

I tag: @alexanderglghtwood @jaceslewis @lehnsherr-stark @clizzyx @vildlien @bisexualsmagnus @magnusizzy @jamescarstairs @chairman-meeow @skye-johnson @softdaddario @sapphicclary @catharinaloss

p.s. y’all can ignore this, you don’t have to do it. p.p.s. y’all tagged everyone already goddamn.

In The Doghouse

@gyukashito @cassandrasdreamworld You wanted to be tagged, you have brought this upon yourselves

So I had zero inspiration to write for today’s kakayama week theme “In The Doghouse”

And then this happened

Do you regret being excited yet?

Have I mentioned I can’t draw?

anonymous asked:

so i've been going through the bluepulse tag again bc im such a slut for them and i stumbled on the "bart getting a bunch of different boyfriends to distract himself from jaime" anon ask you received and imagine if most of the boyfriends bart had looked like jaime lmaoooo like either he intentionally wants them to look like jaime or its subconscious but everyone except jaime realizes it

oh my god this is a hilarious idea. like imagine cassie trying to gently point this out to jaime who’s just slowly realizing that he likes bart and she’s like “what do all of bart’s boyfriends have in common?” and jaime just like throws his head in his hands and groans “they’re all greeeaaaattttt” and cassie thinks about banging her head against the wall 

Do Dis: List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on. This can be writing, art, vids, gifsets, whatever.

(requested by @hexmeridian​)

Thanks For Playing (3) (No Actual Title Yet) - The next in my post-canon fic series after The Second Time Around. Dirk POV, focus on DirkJake and a natural emphasis on Dirk’s primary relationships in the limbo time spent on Earth C directly after opening the door but before the ectobabies and timeskip from the credits. I think I have mostly settled on making Jane the primary ancillary character in this (Roxy and Karkat played this role in the first one, Roxy and Jade in the second… so it will probably be Roxy and Jane in this one. Look I care a lot about Dirk and Roxy’s relationship okay.) We’ll see what she’s struggling with while Dirk and Jake go on adventures together to try and solve a garishly colored puzzle close to Jade’s heart. 

[I have… 4k-ish words written for this and a rough outline for the rest.] 

The Rafflesia Riddle (OR: The Silver Twlight Sister Versus The Ancient Corpse Queen) - A Rosemary Not-AU Sorta-Meteorstuck (Post-Retcon) wherein Rose and Kanaya dance around their developing relationship by expressing themselves through melodramatic gothic-lovecraftian roleplaying. It’s all about plausible deniability, people. (Until it’s not.) 

[This is fully outlined and I’m gonna start on it soon. Current outline is 4 acts with a few chapters each, so it will hopefully clock in somewhere between 12-15 chapters. I am depending heavily on my wife to ensure I finish this project sob I’m terrified of longfic. Vaguely inspired by the Homestuck Harlequin Challenge idea.]

DirkJake PWP (No Title Yet) - Post-Canon, Earth C. Jake is the famous (and famously hot) CEO of SkaiaNet, and he is a very busy guy, ok? He can’t help it if he has a lot of demands on his time. His mysterious tagalong boyfriend is just gonna have to chill out. Follow him around for awhile. Attend a few press conferences, watch a few advertising reels, become increasingly frustrated while Jake finds ways to cleverly and covertly tease him over the crowd of adoring public between them, you know how it is.

[I have this outlined and by that I mean I wrote a shitpost that could serve as a rough outline] 

Dirk/Jake/Brain Ghost Dirk One-Shot (No Title Yet) - Post-Canon, Earth C. Jake’s increasing control over his Hope powers results in a fascinating problem that might not really be a problem at all but hahaha yeah no it’s definitely a problem we just haven’t figured out where it is on the Sliding Scale Of Problems yet because let’s face it, this situation is REALLY CONFUSING FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.

[I have this half written, it’s about 5k words so far. I’m KINDA STUCK on it right now but hoping to pick it up again soon.]

Davekat PWP (No Title Yet) - Meteorstuck, Post-Retcon, Dream Karkat on the meteor inevitably seeks Dave and his sleeping self out because what the fuck else is he going to do and whoops everyone has an aversion to open displays of affection and suffers from cripplingly low self esteem so I guess this is gonna be really awkward isn’t it

[I have like 8k words written on this and I swear to god I will finish it one day] 

ANOTHER DaveKat PWP (Still No Title Yet) - Post-Canon, Earth C, Dave convinces Karkat to sext with him (ironically of course) but Karkat doesn’t do anything god damn ironically, Dave, you hopeless fool. (Dave is trapped in a prison of his own making and it is delightful, I hope.) 

[This is another “I have an outline and by outline I mean a shitpost that spawned this entire idea” one but I currently still do intend to write it because every time I think about it I laugh up my own fucking sleeve forever.] 

Hex already tagged everyone I’d tag so I’m not gonna tag anyone >:[

Oh and I might still write a trickster dirkjake thing because I want to but I have done zero work on it yet (BUT I WANT TO)