oh god can i tag this with everyone

clocktimustime  asked:

What is your favorite fic? I might be able to do a little voicing, though it probably won't be great.

Literary everything @darklordofcutlets writes X) And I think it would be awkward to ask your own fics? Wait a minute, let me make a list from which to choose.

Oh god, I have to choose myself. 

Okay, I tried to select short ones. But I can extend the list :P

(I tagged everyone, so if you against the audio of your fics I will cross you out. And If you ok with this, tell me, so I wasn’t worrying :) )

1.Okay, so the resents @darklordofcutlets fics:

Boob #1. Boob #2. Fixed everything one. Marsupial transformers. 

2. Idk how it’s to read your own fics, but I list them just in case:  

One of the hottest heat fics I read. And the one with the babies! Okay, two of them XD

3. @reddle‘s fic :P

The so very cute fluffy one. And THE CAVE.

4. @agatharights 

The heat fic I wanted to re-read for a while now :) 

5. @white-aster

The single not MegaOP one XD From the times I read about other pairings :P Dear god, I love this fic.

hunk: i consider myself to be a pretty laid-back, easy-going, nice guy! i prefer making friends, not enemies, y’know? i don’t like stepping on people’s toes. i feel like everything would be better if everyone learned to chill out.

rolo: (does anything)

hunk:

kpop stans on tumblr.com

1. aesthetic stan: probably got a cute url or smth like … 1melon or whatever lmao …… they either reblog aesthetic posts on their main or have a special side blog for it where they post random pictures from instagram…. pretty mobile themes… usually quiet and nice. probably like using heart emojis. have a nice tagging system!

2. loud, extra stan: TAGS TAGS TAGS oh god the tags, they cant live without TAGS, you either Go Full On Caps Lock When You See A Picture Of Ur Ultimate Bias Or You Go Home, enthusiastic, lovely, and humorous! might not have many friends but many people love them and are too shy to tell them usually, they Scream and They Make Memes Probably, “INVENTOR OF THIS COLOR INVENTOR OF MUSIC INVENTOR OF JEANS INVENTOR INVENTOR INVENTOR”, feel lots of things At Once, “OJYMNDNSNDNSKDJNDND”, usually pretty popular stans, have urls that are not forgettable and funny

3. soft stan: theyll never shut up about their bias trust me, will see a picture of two trees probably and go “me and (bias)💘”, actually write love letters to their biases sometimes, really just want the best for their bias, “my baby…. my cinnamon apple😢💕💞💘💗💝💞💕”, uses heart emojis alot whew!, or just emojis in general… they love them, they seem polite, sweet and their presence is usually calming!, probably likes reblogging aesthetic stuff as well!, probably has some url like “(bias)sgf/bf/girl/girlfriend/baby/etc”, usually pretty protective over their bias, probably well liked

4. the ‘i never talk’ stan: never uses tags, never posts, all just reblogs…., they probably like ur posts ALOT, and you kinda wanna follow back, but who… are they even, mobile theme is.. questionable sometimes, i think all they care about is just reblogging the stuff they like lmfao theyre not about that tumblr life probably

5. drama stan: have beef with everyone, probably have a mile long byf page, and a block list lmfao, they usually post aesthetic stuff and maybe have nice urls too, seem intimidating and ‘mean’ usually, “callout post for (insert url)”, petty and nosy as hell, cant mind their own business!

6. the normal stan: a pretty cool person actually, you just think…. Wow i wanna be friends w them bc they seem so tolerant and nice?, uses tags but in a normal way, like “#oh my god #hes the cutest #my heart”, you just wonder how someone can be this chill…, they probably rarely come online too!

7. the multifandom stan: their blog is….. Everything, a pretty MESS, how can they even keep up like dang…, have so much love for so many people… its great!, might occasionally post personal stuff, probably a gif maker, generally liked, friends with the normal stans probably!, a great tagging system usually

8. the NASTY stan: “DADDY😫😫😫”, probably use twitter, thirsty as hell Give Them Water, theyre similar to the extra stans usually, kinky as hell, probably under 18 LMFAO, “i want them to **** ** ** *** ***”, people probably told them to chill before, they usually dont really care, NOOOOO CHILL, loves reading smut probably🙃

9. the gfx stan: SO GREAT, MAKE AMAZING EDITS, come up with great things you just wonder yoooo how they Do That, probably too cool for you, might not talk often! but they get lots of messages probably saying how nice their work is, are just great people like… thanks Gfx Stans For Existing

SKAM S04E08 Clip 2 - Sorry

NOORA: Yeah, but I’m wondering if someone like planned it or..

NOORA: Yes, I can see that.

VILDE: Of course! With World Web Wide*. What if that happened to one of you? Oh my God, it’d destroy you. Especially you! It’d ruin your whole reputation.

NOORA: Think about just taking a picture..

EVA: It doesn’t mean that! It just means you forgot to take off the tag.

SANA: You guys?

EVA: Everyone! Ingrid answered. Uhm.. (In Oslo accent): We were sure Vilde made saranors2. Again, sorry. We seriously feel so bad. If we have ruined anything between her and Magnus, we’re soooo sorry, but it was Isak who started everything. You should me mad at him, it’s so important that we stand together as a bus.

NOORA: I just thinks it’s so weird that Isak would make a hate account on Sara. Like.. Why?

EVA: He’s probably pissed at her for some reason. I don’t know what’s going on in Isak’s head, but I actually thought he’d changed. Apparently now. I’m really disappointed.

VILDE: What are you writing?

EVA: You can stand together, we’re out. We won’t be on a bus with people who hate.

CHRIS: We’re without a bus again, then.

EVA: She’s saying..

CHRIS: I know about a cheap van we can buy.

VEA: “Hello! We have to talk before you drop out of the bus.” What is there to talk about? If you make a hate account, I don’t want to be friends with you. There’s nothing to talk about! Don’t you agree? People are totally crazy!

VILDE: I think it has something to do with that Trump being the president.

CHRIS: Hey! We thought we’d all chip in for this for Eva’s birthday. Isn’t it cool? It’s six litres! You’re in, right?

SANA: You know that saranors2 account? It was me.

CHRIS: Wow.

SANA: Do you think Eva will forgive me?

CHRIS: Do you need to tell?

SANA: Of course I have to tell. She can’t go around hating on Isak.

CHRIS: But that’s.. Hate disappears. It’s gone tomorrow.

[*World Wide Web]

Writers and Readers:

Okay so I noticed that a few (a lot tbh) writers and readers have this issue with trying to tag someone, but their url not popping up OR it doesn’t link and notify them. As a writer and reader, this is annoying and frustrating. So here’s what you (reader) can do!

  1. Go into settings and click on your main or side blog
  2. Scroll down until you find “Privacy
  3. Make sure you have the first two switched on, like so:

But why?

  • I’ve always had the first switch on, so I truthfully can’t tell you that it will affect the tagging system. If you’re really adamant about keeping it off, then turn it off. But if you’re still not getting tagged/not showing up, then turn it on.
  • This one is a MUST. Having this turned off is basically making you nonexistent. Your url/blog will not show up in any kind of search, either from tumblr or google or whatever engine you use. If you keep it off, your url will not show up at all in the search/tagging system. Keep it on.
  • I had my blog flagged for NSFW because I would have the occasional nsfw post. For some reason (I haven’t figured out why yet) if you have this switched on, you won’t pop up in the search/tagging system. If you’re a hardcore adult-orientated blog, then it’s your choice if you want to keep your blog flagged, or be tagged in a fic.

If you (writer) still can’t tag the reader, then it might be because of:

  1. Main or side blog is protected by a password
  2. Blog is blocked (Person A cannot tag Person B because Person B blocked Person A)
  3. Tumblr is being a sack of burning shit more likely than the two above

spread to let readers know?
@after-avenging-hours (girl i saw those asks, i gotchu) @bovaria @just-call-me-mrs-captain @sebastiansin-221b @fvckingavengers @assembletheimagines @mattymattymerduck @matthewmurrdock @winchester-with-wings @mangosoldier @pleasecallmecaptain @capsbuchanan @catwomvn @stories-from-stark-tower @punkpeqqy @waitingfortherightpartner @avengersandchill @she-who-nailed-it @demonsebastian @sebbytrash @marvel-ash @bionic-buckyb @marveliskindacool @avengerofyourheart
sorry if I forgot anyone, its 4.12am ok

“Take my hand, we got this!”


“Where are you— where’s– Nick? Nick– Nick?? Oh, God, is it just me? Nick!… Nick, are you still in here?”
“Griffin? Griffin, can you hear me?”

My Mistake Chapter 7

Pairing: AJ Styles x OFC (Jessica), mention of AJ x Charlotte

Rating: General

Genre: Angst

Word Count: 1,614

Summary: Jessica, a stylist for WWE, has a special friendship with AJ Styles, spending most of her time with him. But after the Superstar Shake-up and Charlotte coming to Smackdown, Jessica’s relationship with AJ changes drastically. And Jessica is not sure she can handle these changes.

Inspiration: “It’s my mistake for not making you love me more. It’s my mistake for loving you more than you love me. I did not make you love me more as much as I do. It’s my mistake” - SNSD “My Mistake”

Note: I also write for Marvel (Avengers) is anyone would be interested in being added to that tag list!

Masterlist

Originally posted by heyambrose

Before AJ has a chance to say anything, Finn is jumping over the banister, running right for AJ. Everyone is rendered frozen in their spots as Finn slugs AJ across the face, knocking him to the ground. Kneeling over AJ, Finn strikes him again and again

“Oh my God! Finn get off of him!” Jessica shouts running to try and break them apart.

Enzo grabs her before she can reach them,

“Zo, let me go! They’re going to hurt each other!” She barks, fighting against his hold.

At this point, AJ has managed to fight back, getting some good hits in on Finn, but neither backing down. Jessica panics even more,

“Enzo please! Someone is going to get seriously hurt!”

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*Lloyd bursts into the room, startling all the ninja and sensei Wu, Jay clutches his chest where his heart is in panic.*

Lloyd: you know what? no. we need to change the name of this shop - “Steep Wisdom”? What does that even mean?? 

Wu: Lloyd we can’t jus-

Lloyd: NO. You know what a better name would be?

Cole: Lloyd-

Lloyd: Anxietea -

*everyone looks at each other, kind of concerned but maybe a little intrigued*

Lloyd: - because everyone can relate. I have it-

Jay: Lloyd, we get i-

Lloyd: Jay probably fucking has it.

Nya: *trying to calm him down* Come on, Lloyd, let’s get some candy.

Lloyd: THINK ABOUT IT! *he points at everyone and then directly at Wu, before leaving with Nya*

Kai: I mean, he’s not wrong. 

Canon VS Fanon LazyTown

This is a Canon vs Fanon for Sportacus, Robbie, the kids (Not individually the kids a a whole), Íþró from Afram, Íþró from GGIL and Glanni. Slightly NSFW, which is why i’m putting the continue so I can tag everything without going against the LazyCity rule.

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anonymous asked:

I'm rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender and somehow the idea struck me. Everyone lives AU where old-as-anything Madara and Tobirama are a grouchy sort of tag-team Uncle Iroh for Obito. They could do the "delicious tea, or deadly poison?" so well. Stone-blind without the Sharingan activated Madara stubbornly insisting it's tea because he planted it there, Tobirama insisting it's poison HE planted - neither of them can remember what was planted where and Obito face-palming in the background.

Oh god, that’s hilarious and I can totally imagine them doing that. Poor Obito. xDD

Voltron age headcanons

TvTropes says that Shiro is in his ‘teens’ which means he’s only 18 or 19 which is BULLSHIT lmao.

Anyway here are my headcanons + reasoning for everyone’s ages.

  • Pidge is the youngest at around 15. Like, they look fifteen. My precious tiny baby genius who skipped a few grades and infiltrated a government institution. ( ´∀`)ノ~ ♡ 
  • Lance and Hunk are both 17, but Hunk is older by a couple months which INFURIATES Lance. You know how competitive this boy gets. Lance is also super obnoxious about being older than Pidge, he likes to say things like “when I was your age” and then gives what he calls ‘sage, nuanced wisdom’ which usually boils down to “pants are optional and I am awesome”
  • Since Lance mentioned that he and Keith were rivals, I assume that Keith was in the same year as Lance and Hunk. However, I headcanon that Keith is around 18, because he got in a lot of fights as a kid and ended up being held back in like, second grade. Lance can never know.
  • Shiro is a GROWN MAN okay, he is like 24 and already has white hairs due to his Year in Hell. I understand that the show creators want to appeal to their younger audience so they make the characters younger and more ‘relatable’ but c’mon. My dude was flying a plane to goddamn PLUTO, I’m seventeen and my mom won’t even let me walk to the grocery store. C’mon. What kind of government lets a teenager fly a ship to Pluto. Also if Shiro is only 19 then Matt must be only 18, which would mean that the entire expedition on Kerberos was comprised of like two teens and one adult. That just isn’t safe. 
  • (On a side note, I headcanon that Matt is around 22/23, has graduated from college with a degree because genius runs in the family, and snagged a spot on the Kerberos trip because his dad was the main scientist in charge. Also it wasn’t a three man expedition, it was closer to seven, Matt was the youngest and ostensibly just a lab assistant due to his age, but everyone knew he was a Smart Cookie. The other four crew members died/are missing, maybe a couple were found with the prisoners Pidge and Shiro rescued, idk I’m getting side-tracked.)
  • If we’re discounting the 10,000 years they spent asleep, Coran and Allura’s ages are a little hard to pin down. Coran at some point implies that he’s at least six hundred years old, but physically appears to in his late thirties to late forties. Let’s just say he’s physically around 43 years old so he can be a proper dad to everyone lol.
  • Allura has got to be at least 200+ years old (not to mention the 10,000 years asleep) but physically she looks like she’s around 22. I have no idea how Alteans age tbh. (Lance voice: “Have I ever mentioned that I have a thing for older women?” Everyone else: “Lance shut up oh my god”)

villagecrazypeggy  asked:

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR COLLEGE AU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR GRACING THE WORLD WITH IT. I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE TAG AND IT WAS VERY WORTH IT. MY LAMS/JAMILTON/HAMLIZA SIDES ARE FIGHTING. I WANNA WRITE OUT SCENES FROM IT BECAUSE IM TRASH AND A WRITER AND ITS SO GOOD. CAN I? ILL GIVE YOU CREDIT AND LINK THE ART I GOT THE SCENE FROM AND I PROMISE I WONT IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO OKAY IM RUNNING OUT OF CHARACTERS, YOURE A LOVELY PERSON AND A FANTASTIC ARTIST, I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW EVERYONES HAIR

O_O
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Sure you can write out the scenes!! o.o Send it to me when you do it I’d love to read it!!! :D

OKAY Blame @pureren but here is my funny Shiro headcanon:

I was date checking whipped cream at work and we came to the cans of squirty cream and then I just imagined like IMAGINE if Shiro carried a squirty cream can in his jacket with no explanation no context whatsoever and he just randomly pulled it out when he was having A Day™. Like someone is like “oh haha yes gotta stay fresh, is that deoderant?”

“No.” *squirts whipped cream into mouth “okay I feel better now.”

“Shiro Iverson wants to see you in his office.” *shiro takes out the squirty cream and pours it into his mouth*

“Okay. I’m ready.”

kowbonez  asked:

I really appreciate your take and focus on what you've seen of the game. As someone who liked ME1 a lot more than many others have, you're making me really excited.

I was not in any way lying when I said that this preview singlehandedly restored my MEA hype.

I mean, it’s the trial, so there’s the possibility that after you get off the first non-story planet the whole thing falls apart. You nudge the Nomad into a rock and the whole side of the map just falls over because it was just a painted backdrop. Maybe they introduce a surprise seventh squadmate named “Metra” who is just palette-swapped Vetra wearing glasses. Maybe every romance option betrays you and starts dating Garrus Vakarian (how is he- don’t ask) because “he’s just sooooo much better than a boring human like you.”

But from the beginning of MEA hype, the devs have been talking about how they were specifically inspired by ME1 and it shows in basically everything I’ve seen in the first 10 hours. To sound like a total corporate shill, it’s a love letter to ME1. You liked the ME1 format of galaxy map exploration? Good, because it’s exactly the same except with better prompting and a button just for making space porn screenshots. You liked rolling around on non-mission planets in the Mako for hours? Good, here’s the Nomad, who’s just like the Mako except now there’s stuff on the planets you’re rolling around on for hours and also you can tinker with her the way you only dreamed about with the Mako.

(”Got a minute, Pathfinder?” Vetra asks. “Can it wait for a bit?” you reply, fist-deep in the Nomad’s undercarriage, “I’m in the middle of some calibrations.”)

You like this face?

Good, now everyone can make this face.

Don’t get me wrong - I think there’s a lot of legitimate criticisms to be made of the game (and the marketing, oh god) and I am 100% against telling people they shouldn’t be negative because again, lots of legitimate criticisms, but I’ve been hyped about a game with ME1 heart and DAI hair, and that’s this game.

Y'all are really starting to piss me off with this tbh. How about instead of arguing with each other all the damn time and destroying fandoms everyone just stay in their own goddamn lane? I am so sick of seeing posts with sns shippers are bad because whatever or the ss fandom is disgusting because this and that. Well here’s an idea! Leave each other the fuck alone? Ever think of that? Let people do and ship what they want. Stop the hatred. Stop the pettiness. Stop trying to start drama and cause problems with each other. We all love Naruto no matter what we ship. Why turn on each other simply because of different beliefs? Honestly. Every ship fandom has flawed people inside of it. Sorry, that’s just how it is. It doesn’t mean every member of said fandom is trashy. There’s just nothing you can do about that. Block the hateful people and move on. Stop attacking fandoms and accusing everyone inside of them of being an asshole. Just stop the hate already oh my god.

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Tagged by: @softshumjr @daddarioswife @clarygaywood @baneftglitter

“Glo up: post the oldest selfie you can find and then post a current one next to it”

2009//2017 | 11//19 ((Oh god I look so bad the only the decent part of these selfies is my pizza top.))

I tag: @alexanderglghtwood @jaceslewis @lehnsherr-stark @clizzyx @vildlien @bisexualsmagnus @magnusizzy @jamescarstairs @chairman-meeow @skye-johnson @softdaddario @sapphicclary @catharinaloss

p.s. y’all can ignore this, you don’t have to do it. p.p.s. y’all tagged everyone already goddamn.

In The Doghouse

@gyukashito @cassandrasdreamworld You wanted to be tagged, you have brought this upon yourselves

So I had zero inspiration to write for today’s kakayama week theme “In The Doghouse”

And then this happened

Do you regret being excited yet?

Have I mentioned I can’t draw?

The Aging Soulmate AU

For the last couple of days we’ve been sort of collaboratively been working on this, so thought I’d compile it in one place that wasn’t so long.

With new stuff because duh.  (It was quiet at work today so of course I thought about how I’d reply to the last things.)

Tagging everyone who displayed interest at the end.

Based on this post:

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

Oh look at that.  I have stumbled upon a soulmate AU that I would actually write for Arrow.  Huh.

@felicity-said–yes said:
I will give all the money i have to write Arrow like this.

Could you imagine the centuries old protector Vigilante of Star City, who meets the barely 25 hacktivist? oh my god, i seriously wish i could write…

OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST READ MY MIND BECAUSE THAT WAS SO WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT.

AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, YES.  YES I CAN IMAGINE.

UP THE AGE THOUGH BECAUSE I DO NOT NEED THAT MUCH TEENAGE ANGST FUELING THE WORLD.  THAT IS LIKE MY HIGH SCHOOL NIGHTMARE.  NO, THEY STOP AGING AT… 25.  BETTER.  LESS ANGST AND SELF-IDENTITY CRISES.

BUT JUST PICTURE IT, OKAY.  STARLING CITY HAS HAD A VIGILANTE FOR CENTURIES.  HE ISN’T LOVED, BUT INSTEAD FEARED BECAUSE HE’S A BRUTAL, VIOLENT MAN.  SEASON 1 OLIVER ALL OVER AGAIN.  HE DOES IT BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY ALL HE HAS.  ALL HIS FAMILY IS GONE AND HE’S UTTERLY ALONE IN THE WORLD.  EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN OLIVER QUEEN.  AND HE’S SO TIRED AND JADED AND EXHAUSTED BY LIVING.

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