oh god can i tag this with everyone

me normally: its cool, characters with no explicit mention of their gender or sexuality can be headcanoned any way you want, just don’t be mean to other people about their headcanons and everyone can play this awesome game and relate to these characters :)

me after seeing this shit: actually you know what fuck you Blanche is totally agender now, Candela is a trans woman and her and Blanche are FUCKING MARRIED and Sporky my son is a bisexual trans boy FUCKING  F I G H T  M E

Like everyone in the kitchen, I sometimes pretend I’m doing a cooking show, only I assume this hypothetical show just features, like, all the fuck-ups I regularly have in the kitchen. Highlights from tonight’s episode:

  • “And now we begin the traditional frantic washing of the dishes and utensils I’ll need for this particular meal.”
  • “I’m just gonna break apart these canned tomatoes by hand and– OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SCRAPE ON MY KNUCKLE IT BURNS”
  • “This is the first place I’ve lived with a garbage disposal. I don’t trust it, so nobody laugh while I nervously prod these carrot peels with a scrub-brush into the Mysterious Sink-Void That Devours.”
  • “If I eat all this tangelo now will the salad still taste okay?”
  • “If I eat all these olives now will the salad still taste okay?”
  • “If I eat all these carrots now will the salad still taste okay?”
  • “These are the only three ingredients in the salad so I probably shouldn’t eat them all now.”
  • “It is especially important that you cackle triumphantly any time you smash a clove of garlic with the side of your knife.”
  • “Definitely forgot to start the water boiling. New challenge: how long can you hold the heavy pot in your off-hand while it fills with water? Now there’s water on the floor, but you know the answer. Tumblr break while that boils.”
  • “Okay, now we can start the pasta and– I definitely forgot to pre-heat the oven. Turn off the water. Tumblr break while the oven heats up. Turn on the water.”
  • “The reason this oil isn’t heating up may have something to do with the fact that I’ve turned the wrong burner on, and the burner I’ve selected here is the burnt-on-stuff burner I haven’t gotten around to cleaning yet, so now the fire alarm’s going off, is what’s happening here.”
  • “If your burner’s sorta lopsided like this one, you’ll want to sort of swish everything around in the pan to make sure it’s evenly coated. That’s a real pro tip right there.”
  • “…If I eat all this fresh mozzarella now will the pasta still taste okay?”
  • “And if you follow all those steps exactly, especially the fuck-ups, it’ll inexplicably look and taste just fine.”
The Aging Soulmate AU

For the last couple of days we’ve been sort of collaboratively been working on this, so thought I’d compile it in one place that wasn’t so long.

With new stuff because duh.  (It was quiet at work today so of course I thought about how I’d reply to the last things.)

Tagging everyone who displayed interest at the end.

Based on this post:

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

Oh look at that.  I have stumbled upon a soulmate AU that I would actually write for Arrow.  Huh.

@felicity-said–yes said:
I will give all the money i have to write Arrow like this.

Could you imagine the centuries old protector Vigilante of Star City, who meets the barely 25 hacktivist? oh my god, i seriously wish i could write…

OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST READ MY MIND BECAUSE THAT WAS SO WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT.

AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, YES.  YES I CAN IMAGINE.

UP THE AGE THOUGH BECAUSE I DO NOT NEED THAT MUCH TEENAGE ANGST FUELING THE WORLD.  THAT IS LIKE MY HIGH SCHOOL NIGHTMARE.  NO, THEY STOP AGING AT… 25.  BETTER.  LESS ANGST AND SELF-IDENTITY CRISES.

BUT JUST PICTURE IT, OKAY.  STARLING CITY HAS HAD A VIGILANTE FOR CENTURIES.  HE ISN’T LOVED, BUT INSTEAD FEARED BECAUSE HE’S A BRUTAL, VIOLENT MAN.  SEASON 1 OLIVER ALL OVER AGAIN.  HE DOES IT BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY ALL HE HAS.  ALL HIS FAMILY IS GONE AND HE’S UTTERLY ALONE IN THE WORLD.  EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN OLIVER QUEEN.  AND HE’S SO TIRED AND JADED AND EXHAUSTED BY LIVING.

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Secret crush

(A/N): OH god, this one is horrible too, I’m so sorry

Request: Can you do a wanda x reader she has a huge crush on you but is to shy to talk to you and Pietro tells you about against her wishes please

Warnings: some swearing?

Tags: @mcuimxgine, @ifoundlove-x0vanessa0x, @saradi1018


Originally posted by dailyteamcap

   It was blatantly obvious that Wanda liked (Y/N), everyone could tell except for the avenger themself. (Y/N) was so oblivious to Wanda’s little crush even when it was do flamboyant and in their face. It didn’t take a rocket scientist to tell and it sure as hell didn’t take Wanda’s own twin to figure it out either. 

   Pietro knew Wanda like the back of his hand; he’d memorized her every thought, feeling, and emotion based solely of her facial expressions and Pietro could most definitely tell that Wanda was in love. 

    “Are you ever going to tell them?” Pietro asks as he speeds by Wanda on day, nearly causing her to drop the food she’d been preparing after she released an ear splitting screech of course. Wanda places a hand over her rapidly beating heart, sighing shakily before casting Pietro a glare. 

    “Tell who what?” She asks, obviously very upset with him for his previous actions. 

    “Are you going to tell (Y/N) you like them?” Wanda huffs, her cheeks turning a dark shade of red.

    “I don’t like them,” she grumbles, going back to cooking her food. Pietro smiles, rushing up to her side to grab whatever spices shed been working with.  

   "Wanda, everyone can tell you do plus I’m your brother, I know everything about you-“ 

    "Oh I’m sure you do,” Wanda smiles as she snatches back her spices, her cheeks nearly as red as the chili peppers she was working with. 

    “Well,” Pietro begins with that cute lopsided smirk. “If you aren’t going to tell them I will,” Pietro was just about to run off to find (Y/N) when a strong grip yanked him back, Wanda’s hand tightening around the collar of his shirt. Despite the intensity of her grip her following words are soft and whispered, a stark contrast to said intense grip. 

    “Pietro no,” she pleaded, her voice rather rushed too. “You can’t tell (Y/N)," 

   "Why not?” Pietro pouts, looking at Wanda once again.

    “Well…I’m just waiting for the perfect time to do it, I don’t want to ruin our friendship either,” Pietro smiled sadly at his sister, knowing the inner turmoil she must be in. When Wanda loved it wasn’t just some little crush, it was a deep and loving connection she had with a person; she didn’t just fall in love, she fell hard. 

    “Well,” his smile is replaced with that smirk once again. “I think the perfect time is now,” and before Wanda has time to even grab at him or blockade the room using her powers, he’s already gone, disappeared to go tell (Y/N) about Wanda’s crush.


    Wanda paced up and down the room, biting at her nails as she awaited Pietro’s return. She’d given up on cooking minutes ago, the stress of the entire situation finally getting the better of her. She was going to lose (Y/N), simple as that; they didn’t like her, they didn’t want more like Wanda wanted, they had just been content to be friends and now-

    “So you finally own up to your crush but I have to hear it from Pietro?” (Y/N)’s voice comes from the entryway to the kitchen, nearly making Wanda squeal in shock again. Wanda whips around to face them, only to be met with (Y/N)’s lopsided grin. “I would have preferred hearing it come from you but I guess the fact you like me makes up for that,” Wanda stares at (Y/N) confusedly, her brows furrowed in the cutest way possible. “I like you too Wanda,” (Y/N) smiles at her. “A lot,” Wanda’s frozen on the spot, hearing (Y/N)’s words but not quite registering them. 

    “Wait, you- you like me?” (Y/N) nods, pushing off the enter way to saunter over to Wanda, their smile only growing.

    “Yeah, I’ve liked you the minute I walked through the door, I’ve just been waiting for you to own up to your crush too,” Wanda smiles, blushing softly as she looks to the ground, refusing to meet (Y/N)’s gaze. “So…how about a real date, say this Saturday around 6?” Wanda looks up, smiling as she nods. (Y/N) smiles at Wanda, their hand reaching up to gently cup her cheek, their thumb running along her skin. “Thanks for finally owning up to your crush,” (Y/N) whispers, their gaze nearly trained in on Wanda’s lips. Wanda looks into (Y/N)’s nearly hazy like eyes, her own thoughts slipping away at the sight. 

    “Um…you’re welcome,” she breathes out, not really focusing on her words. 

   "Oh my god,“ a voice comes from the doorway, causing the two to whip around. Standing there is every single avenger, smiling sheepishly as they listen intently to the two. The voice, however, belongs to none other than Clint Barton himself. "Are you guys gonna kiss or are we gonna have to wait 5 months for that to?” With a smile (Y/N) turns back to look at Wanda, their eyes twinkling with happiness.

    “Is it okay if I-?” Wanda nods, her cheeks blushing even more. Without a second thought (Y/N) pressed their lips to Wanda’s in a slow, loving kiss and all around them the avengers cheer and clap, all happy for the new couple, but the loudest one there would have to have been Pietro. 

   Guess (Y/N) hadn’t been so oblivious after all.

what your sonic ship says about you
  • i have a theory that who you ship sonic with is reflected in your personality:
  • sonicxamy: you can be over excitable and occasionally annoy others. you look adorable in a bow, whoever you are.
  • sonicxsally: you didn't choose to be the leader of this project but everyone else is incompetent so you just do it so it doesn't suck.
  • sonicxshadow: either very sad or very gay. scratch that, even if you're straight, you're very gay. probably cries to live and learn. sa2 trash.
  • sonicxtails: you are smart and loyal and it'S NOT CREEPY IF THEY'RE AGED UP SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
  • sonicxblaze: you tend to be reserved, can come off as aggressive. you have tried to burn something with your eyes at least once.
  • sonicxelise: you are probably a really nice person but a lot of people might hate you.
  • sonicxknuckles: you find arguments cute. you have a massive sweet tooth. probably have a good sense of humour.
  • sonicxrouge: you are really sexy and angry. also slightly broke. but mostly sexy.
  • sonicxsilver: you probably apologise when you walk into doors.
  • sonicxchris: what, really? shucks, i'm sorry, you probably get more bashing than sonelise. i'm so sorry this befell you.
  • sonicxcream: you are adorable but you also could get away with murder. not saying you should, you just could.
  • sonicxeggman: you are dr. eggman trash. you would do anything for the good doctor. a n y t h i n g.
  • sonicxsonic: you probably wish they hadn't introduced so many characters. you came over sonic generations.
  • sonicxsomeoneelse: you are probably one person holding up your little fort but you don't care, you don't need anyone else, you're a badass, please stop crying.
  • sonicxONLYTHISVERSIONOFTHEMEVERYOTHERVERSIONISAWFUL: you just love to be special. probably overanalyses sonic like it's their job. i'm completely you.
  • sonicxeveryoneandanyone: cries a lot. massive slut but might be a virgin. me.
  • ace/aro sonic: traditionalist. there's a possibility that you don't want to hit me with a brick. maybe.
Looking for Something?

Title: Looking for Something?

Pairing: Dean x Reader, Sam

Word Count: 680-ish

Warnings: Dean getting out smarted? Pretty PG-13 otherwise

A/N: This might be followed with a smutty one shot if there is interest, so let me know! I loved it when Dean messed with the sword and love it any time Dean is in his bathrobe. So this is what came of that for now. Hope you enjoyed it! Let me know if you’d like a one shot follow up and/or to be tagged in anything. Requests are OPEN! Stay awesome everyone <3


“Come on in Y/N, I’m pretty sure I know where the lore book is for this.” Sam said as he led you down the stairs into the bunker library. “Thank god I ran into you, we’re gonna need as much help as we can get for this one.”

“Oh yeah no problem! I’m glad to help and happy not to do it all on my own this time. Hey before we get started could I run to the bathroom real quick?”

Sam showed you to the bathroom and headed back to the library to dig up the lore book you need.

Dean came out from the kitchen in his robe rubbing his eyes, “what’s going on Sammy? I thought you were out on a hunt?”

“Yeah I was, but I ran into Y/N.”

“No shit, how is she?” Dean said as he wandered around the book shelves half awake, grabbing the first shiny thing he saw.

“I’m doing great, what are you doing Dean?!”

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can stydia shippers pleaseeeeeeeee stop shitting on stalia shippers cause like……stalia happened…..it was real……for like……..2 whole seasons……..it was cannon…….for a long time……and y’all are so rude and fucking petty about it and this is why everyone fucking hates stydia shippers cause you guys are such assholes about everything like please stop. 

Embarrassing Dialogue Prompts

1. “I’m so sorry I fell on you, it’s just the bus driver can’t break for shit.” 

2. “Oh did you just hear thoseoh god please stop laughing at my shitty puns.” “No they’re cute, keep going.” 

3. “Were you just talking about me?” “Pfft what, ha…no.”

4. “Why aren’t you wearing pants?" 

5. "Are you okay? I'm really sorry I didn’t mean to hit you with my bike.” “I would hope not.”  

6. "Did you just trip over yourself?“ "Maybe…" 

7. "Yeah everyone saw you walk into a pole when they said hi.”

8. "I’m sorry I just spilled your coffee all over you.“

9. "Fuck they’re so hot.” “Who?” “You…I mean uh that person, okay bye.”

10. “You kinda stole my coffee! Oh wait that’s yours, oops.”

OK GET READY FOR THE MOST OOC GASTER!SANS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

SO HERE IS THE MIDDLE SCHOOL MINDSET MANCHILD!!!!! PLEASE JUST FOUND SOMEONE TO SLAP ALL THOSE OOC HEADCANONS FOR ME OR JUST FIND ME A MOM -

Wait.

Did my brain just say mo

Sorry but, THE HEADCANONS ARE DONE.

And the whole body here:

WHY THE FUCK MUST I ADD THOSE FUCKING HEELS ON HIM THIS TIME HE IS ALREADY HAS LIKE FUCKING 43 INCHES DAMN LEGS OR EVEN LONGER WHY MUST MY GOD DAMN KINKS COME OUT AND PLAY THE GAME WHEN I DON’T EVEN INTEND TO I AM JUST GONNA FUCK OFF MYSELF SOMEONE BYE EVERYONE WHAT THE FUCK EVER MAYBE I JUST CAN BE SUCK AT FASHION DESIGNS SOMETIMES -

Oh wait I should mention that the creator of the original Gaster!bros designs is Borurou(I choose not to tag the creator as I don’t know if they are comfortable for my other artworks.), if you really like the G!bros go check they works.

Writers and Readers:

Okay so I noticed that a few (a lot tbh) writers and readers have this issue with trying to tag someone, but their url not popping up OR it doesn’t link and notify them. As a writer and reader, this is annoying and frustrating. So here’s what you (reader) can do!

  1. Go into settings and click on your main or side blog
  2. Scroll down until you find “Privacy
  3. Make sure you have the first two switched on, like so:

But why?

  • I’ve always had the first switch on, so I truthfully can’t tell you that it will affect the tagging system. If you’re really adamant about keeping it off, then turn it off. But if you’re still not getting tagged/not showing up, then turn it on.
  • This one is a MUST. Having this turned off is basically making you nonexistent. Your url/blog will not show up in any kind of search, either from tumblr or google or whatever engine you use. If you keep it off, your url will not show up at all in the search/tagging system. Keep it on.
  • I had my blog flagged for NSFW because I would have the occasional nsfw post. For some reason (I haven’t figured out why yet) if you have this switched on, you won’t pop up in the search/tagging system. If you’re a hardcore adult-orientated blog, then it’s your choice if you want to keep your blog flagged, or be tagged in a fic.

If you (writer) still can’t tag the reader, then it might be because of:

  1. Main or side blog is protected by a password
  2. Blog is blocked (Person A cannot tag Person B because Person B blocked Person A)
  3. Tumblr is being a sack of burning shit more likely than the two above

spread to let readers know?
@after-avenging-hours (girl i saw those asks, i gotchu) @bovaria @just-call-me-mrs-captain @sebastiansin-221b @fvckingavengers @assembletheimagines @mattymattymerduck @matthewmurrdock @winchester-with-wings @mangosoldier @pleasecallmecaptain @capsbuchanan @catwomvn @stories-from-stark-tower @punkpeqqy @waitingfortherightpartner @avengersandchill @she-who-nailed-it @demonsebastian @sebbytrash @marvel-ash @bionic-buckyb @marveliskindacool @avengerofyourheart
sorry if I forgot anyone, its 4.12am ok

Dating GD would include:
  • dumb hair jokes all the time
  • “Who wears the pants in the relationship?”
  • “Depends on the outfit.”
  • asking Taeyang for help when shopping for GD because oh my god what would he want do i even have enough money for that shirt
  • Dealing with ‘holy shit everyone loves me hahahahah royalties’ GD 
  • and ‘hey can you just hold me for an hour and a half’ GD 
  • and ‘wow don’t you just love the color of the sky? I’m deep and need constant creative energy, GD
  • and ‘I’m my own problematic fav’ GD
  • “Honey I’m home!”
  • “Is that another fur coat omg it’s so pretty. Thank you, babe.”
  • “I know. It really compliments my eyes, right? Channel is so nice.”
2K Followers Special

Oh my god! I never would’ve thought that my little blog would blow up this much! Big thanks to everyone who read my stories, liked them and shared them with others. Special shoutout to those who donated via Paypal/ Ko-fi, I appreciate it too.


As a special celebration for reaching this massive amount of followers so suddenly, I’m going to officially open my first “Ask Me Anything” session!


For the next several hours I’ll try to ask pretty much any question you can throw at my inbox. I’ll tag them #Egg answers in case you want to block them. I’ll make another post when it ends.


Thanks again to everyone who’s supported me and helped me grow!

krabuzh-blog  asked:

"In Devil's Teeth".... oh my god, oh my fucking god!!!! That was so intense!!!! I didn't have any clue it would turn out so smoking hot like that!!! Bless my heart and my soul to read such a great one like that. What you wrote was not just a porn - like mentioned on your tag, but it was a masterpiece of porn. An ART!!! I can't even say it's a porn. It's another great story! Arghhh!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! - K-

A masterpiece of porn omgggg XD and I didn’t know it would turn out to be so huge and long lmao, I knew everyone was expecting it so I was like ah pressure is on!
I’m glad it lived up to people’s expectations! Thank you 😭💕

music tag, i’m it

thank you for tagging me @hawkeyedflame @toomuchfreetyme2 and @ishvallas <3 IN QUITE POSSIBLY THE HARDEST TAG LIKE WTF

Rules: Using only songs from one artist answer these questions and tag ten people.

artist: I chose Nicki Minaj who I don’t listen to on the regular but thought it’d be hilarious after a quick google search. especially since everyone basically covered all the cool artists or i can’t find songs that match with mine.

what’s your gender: Stupid Hoe Marilyn Monroe (I am a gender ok)
describe yourself: Beautiful Sinner; The Creep
how do you feel: Yass Bish
if you could go anywhere: Roman Holiday
favourite mode of transportation: Fly
if your life was a tv show: The Crying Game; I Endorse These Strippers
relationship status: Where Them Girls At  HAHA JK I LOVE MY HUSBAND 

tagging victims: @purplemaple-xoxo @didsomeonesayroyai @xennariel @jouissezduprintemps @nerbert @mellorad @queenxolivier @roy-mustbangbang @vaisraavana

sxofcrows  asked:

i really really love nina zenik for a lotta reasons but i'm just generally really about nina zenik. i also really like kaz lol (also my edits are /tagged/mine*)

your.edits.are.so.pretty. oh my god. listen, im in awe of everyone who can create things because im sitting here like whut is a computer. all of your edits are beautiful but i’m defintely gonna be reblogging some of your SoC once w.o.w.

2.5K blog compliments

mrs-lamezec  asked:

Oh. My. God. Where. Has. Fireman. Bucky. Been. All. My. Life. 😰😰😰😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍 this is going to be an amazing story!! If I saw him walk into a coffee shop in full gear, I might fall over. Can I be tagged pls!! 😍😍😍😍

Right?! I couldn’t get the image out of my head. I was at a museum on Friday and we had a fire alarm go off, and everyone is standing out in the cold miserable, and I’m leaning over to see if there are any hot firemen! That’s when I knew I had to go through with this! 😍😂😂

ABC Tag

@jiminiminii did this tag and i liked it, hello >.>

a: age: 17
b: biggest fear: deep water and sharks
c: current time: 9:39 PM
d: drink you last had: mango ice tea
e: everyday starts with: me wondering if i can get through it
f: favorite song: everlasting arms– vampire weekend
g: ghosts, are they real: i have a friend with Experiences n i don’t fuck w that kinda thing
h: hometown: barcelona
i: in love with: diego luna
j: jealous of: oh my god literally everyone don’t even ask
k: killed someone: this person called motivation
l: last time you cried: watching dead poets society a week ago
m: middle name: catalina 
n: number of siblings: 2
o: one wish: to feel like i’ve achieved something 
p: person i last called/texted: @jeonghelp
q: question you’re always asked: “you can sing?”
r: reason to smile: soon i won’t be in school anymore? i guess
t: time you woke up: the dawn of time going by how i feel
u: underwear color: white
v: vacation destination: india, japan, greece, hong kong, hawaii, e v erywerhe 
w: worst habit: overthinking
x: x-rays you’ve had: i broke my arm once so i guess for that?
y: your favorite food: DUCK
z: zodiac: aquarius

@jpghope, @teyyhyung, @wonluce, @ktvh, @woojeez, @17carrot, @5myg, @2-1stcenturygirl hiii