- Lucifer: Gonna start an apocalypse, gonna meet my son
- *Double doors fly open, slamming against the walls*
- Jack: What's up Daddy-O? Want some candy? How bout some whiskey? I looove humans so much, angels need to learn to be forgiving ya know? Oh, oh, I watched Brokeback Mountain last night and let me tell you-
- Lucifer: *Sneering at the other angels* What the fuck have you idiots done to my son?
- Balthazar: Made him awesome
- Gabriel: Introduced him to television
- Samandriel: Let him have a heart
- Gadreel: Taught him to be a badass, but also forgiving
- Castiel: Taught him drama and love
- Lucifer: I'll. kill. you all!
- Jack: Shut up dickbutt! God, you're so whiney. My son loves humans wahhh! Daddy doesn't love me waah. Boring
- Gabriel: Good boy
Dreamsorvisions was right your writing is shit, redundant, and it's trash. Everything is the same it's just the names that are changed. You realize that Mary Sue inserts and OCs are at the bottom of the totem pole? Remember ff7? People tried doing that and they got shamed for it. Stop plaguing the ffxv tags and cross tagging I don't want to see your shit.